Three Friends Play The Trump Or Simpsons Game

Three friends, one table, and the kind of conversation that only works when you actually know each other: a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent catching up after a busy stretch of graduations and family milestones. The laughs start early with some quick life updates and a local announcement, then we jump straight into a game that sounds easy until it isn’t.

We play “Who Said It?” with real quotes that are either Donald Trump or Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons, and the results are exactly as chaotic as you’d expect. The fun isn’t just the answers, it’s hearing how confident we get right before we’re proven wrong. If you like comedy podcast banter, pop culture trivia, and those moments where reality sounds like satire, this segment is for you.

Then we veer into oddball fun facts from Coffee News, including a Finnish term for drinking at home in your underwear, plus the old-school joy of hunting for a tiny hidden cartoon in an ad. From there, sports takes take over: a Reds vs Cubs wager update, a baseball trivia detour, and a longer college football conversation that hits Lane Kiffin and Ole Miss, recruiting perception, symbolism, and the bigger question hanging over everything right now. With NIL changing the landscape, we wrestle with whether college sports is basically the minor leagues, and what happens to academics, transfer rules, and fan expectations when money and movement are the new normal.

We wrap with schedule talk for Ohio State and Kentucky, a quick golf and NHL check-in, and a final nod to wrestling because we can’t help ourselves. Subscribe for more, share this with a friend who loves arguing about sports and culture, and leave a review if you want more games like Trump vs Mr Burns. What quote would you have gotten wrong?

Transcript

Welcome Back And Life Updates

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Three guys around the table. And by three guys, we're talking about three friends a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent.

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And just like our personalities, our opinions vary, and we certainly don't always agree. Whether we're discussing the best of or giving our tips and tricks of things in everyday life, you're sure to learn something if you stick around.

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So we have a PoPree episode. And by the way, welcome back, boys. It's been one minute. It's been a long time. Poo Poo Purry. Yeah. Yeah. Well, our last episode, I think, was might have been what was the rest? It was either WrestleMania predictions. I think it was WrestleMania. I think it was.

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It's been an it's been three weeks ago or something.

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Yeah. So uh life gets a little bit more. We've had a lot going on. Yeah. Yeah. This is a busy time of year for all of us.

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Chris and I are both in. Well, Chris is finished with graduation season. I mean I'm in the midst of it. You have graduation season every year. Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. This is a good time for me to say that uh for the first time in what, 17 years. I no longer have a child in school. Congratulations.

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Your children are all educated.

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All educated.

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Supposedly. College graduates. I will be able to say that in one and a half weeks. I'll be able to say that in 12 years. 27 years. But I will have no children in elementary school, middle school, or high school. Public education. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

Yeah. So we're going to play a couple of. Oh, wait a minute. So that means you don't have to pay any taxes anymore in school taxes. It doesn't work that way. On the way. What are you talking to the superintendent about that? I don't go to the library. I need to get rid of that tax

A Surprise Speech Announcement

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too. Absolutely.

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Oh, by the way, just a little, a little news flash for you all. Oh, is this breaking news? This is breaking news. Oh, let's go. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. So um this is we're currently recording this on a Tuesday, uh, May, whatever. What is the 12th? It's been the 12th all day. Yeah. Um change till midnight. On Thursday, May the 14th at 6 o'clock in the evening. I will be addressing the Republican Party of uh Franklin County to uh doing a speech. So y'all should probably go to the meeting and yeah, it's gonna be fun. On Thursday night? Yeah. Let me check my schedule. At the American Legion, Thursday night, six o'clock. The one downtown with the mural. Uh, I don't know.

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I'd say it's the one over there on the 60. Sure. I bet it is the one at 60. I think it's the one they have a big room.

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Big room in the back. You have to go through. Yeah, that's where it is. Is there one that keep the slot machines?

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Yeah. What time is it? Six o'clock. Six o'clock. I'm available. Awesome. Let's go. Let's go. Yep. Clear your calendar. All right. Yep. So uh Larry Perkins is going to be there. I'll be there. Let's talk about that as well. Let's go. I'm in. Let's go, Larry. We'll be there. Like this, Uncle Larry. I'm in.

Trump Or Mr Burns Quotes Game

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So um we're going to play some games today. Uh just a couple, a couple little uh, you know, games to start us out with, and then we're gonna get out into a couple of other topics. First game I would like to address here is who said the following? Now, the these are actual quotes by one of two people. One is our president Donald Trump, or the second one is a the second one is a cartoon character, Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons. So I don't like this game. I love it already. You have to tell me, and this is like I I can press the button, it's like a quiz thing. All right, first one by building a casino, I can tighten my stranglehold on this dismal town. Who said it? Montgomery Burns. I'm gonna say Trump. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna click Burns just to see. And uh that is a check mark. So Burns said it. I didn't know Burns had casino. He didn't. Actually, I think it's gonna make us wait until the end. It doesn't mean that's right. Okay, all right. Two, you don't have to sue me to get my pants off. Trump. That was pretty quick. Well, allegedly. I'll go with Trump. Okay, we'll we'll do Trump on that one. Oh, no, okay, it does. It that's incorrect. That was Montgomery Burns. Who won who with the first one? Mr. Burns, yes. Okay, very good, very good. Good. All right. Number three, my fingers are long and beautiful, as it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body. That's definitely true.

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1,000%. I would think so. That is not as good.

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Does he have the Andre the Giant condition?

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Is that it's called acromega legion.

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Does that make your fingers longer or does it just make them thicker? Is it about the girth?

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I think it's a fair question. I think it makes them girthy.

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In life, you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. Trump.

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That sounds like a Trump is.

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I'm gonna go with Trump, and that is Trump. What makes a man endanger his job and yes, even his life by asking me for money?

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Do you know first, before we answer this, when you started that quote, I almost thought you were gonna say the big Lebaski?

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Because you remember the Bible saying what makes him mad.

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Are we at the Big Lebowski now?

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The parental.

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What makes a man endanger his job and yes, even his life by asking me for money? Burnt. Burnt. That's gotta be burnt. It's burnt, yes. Number six. Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared. Ooh, the Germans. Trump Burns. That's burns. I know that one because I remember that episode. Yeah. That's funny. That's when he sells the nuclear power plant to the Germans.

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But you know what I have to say about that? The Germans got nothing to do with it.

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Lots of movie callbacks today. I love that. Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. That's definitely Trump. Trump. Trump 100. Yeah. 100%. Number eight. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.

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That's gotta be. Well, Trump. I'm gonna go with Burns.

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We'll go Burns and we'll just see. It's Burns. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. Number nine. Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. Trump. I'd say Burns. This one's a tough one. We'll go Trump, and it is Trump. Wow.

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Wow.

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Wait, look. One thing you can say about Trump, he loves him some pins.

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That's true. That's true.

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Number 10. You're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on Safari.

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Is there a both? Trump. Was he talking about Rosie O'Donnell? I'll take Trump.

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I'll go Trump too. Oh, and it was Mr. Burns. So we got uh That's pretty good, though. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, eight out of ten.

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So my favorite ones are those, though. My favorite president that made gaffs like that is still one of my favorite presidents was George W. Bush. Oh, 100%. He had some great gaffs. I mean, my favorite one still is fool me once. Shame on fool me. You just can't fool me. Don't mess the Texas.

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That's great.

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Those are those are pretty good. So, what's this

Coffee News Fun Facts And Pantsdrunk

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newspaper thing you got over here, Chris? Cop all the brains.

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Yeah, please do that because I can't find answers.

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So as long as I can remember in my adult life.

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And that's a long time.

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There's something in Louisville called the coffee news. And this is the Louisville East End edition. I don't know if they have it in Lexington. I've never heard of it. It's every week. It used to be they would send it to your fax machine. I remember, I do remember getting that in Lexington when I worked in Lexington on the fax machine on Monday morning. The coffee news would show up. And it's just got some advertisements on it. It's got something called Everybody's Talking and some quotable quotes.

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Oh yeah, I remember the coffee news. Yeah.

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It's got some trivia and it's got some funny stories and horoscopes, and it's got a little man hid somewhere in one of the advertisements. You gotta find him. But the reason I brought this one in has a section called Did You Know. And I'm gonna read you one of the five Did You Knows for this week. Okay. It's called the Pants Pastime. The Finnish language has a word for drinking at home in your underwear. It's called Ponce Drunk. It is viewed less as loneliness and more as a lighthearted ritual of comfort, showing how language can capture unique cultural habits.

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Ponstroke? Ponce drunk. Ponch drunk? Sounds like punch drunk.

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Yeah. Pant it's spelled pants drunk, but it's got that little X and A U thing. That's hilarious. Ponch drunk. So I learned that. That's deep. And I also didn't know there's another one that says tail power. When kangaroos walk, their tails don't just help with balance, they help push the animal forward. Acting like an additional leg, the tail adds power and stability, letting kangaroos move in a way that's more different from any other animal.

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So they have an extra leg. Interesting.

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Where's that bell? So, anyhow, that's what you learned from the coffee.

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Did you find the little man in the ad? Oh, easy. Let me see. He was easy.

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He was easy this time.

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So it's just a little man in the ad? Yeah, I'll show you what it's like. Let me see if I can find. I'll try to find.

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Well, hang on, I'm gonna show you what it looks like. It shows you on here what to look like. Hang on.

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So while you're

Quotes To Live By

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looking for that, I I'm gonna I want to pose a question that I'm gonna give you a moment to pontificate. All right.

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It didn't show you what he looks like, but you'll see a little bit. I'll find a little bit. He didn't belong. A little cartoon-looking man. Right.

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I know this is spur of the moment. There was no pre you know pre-production on this. Producer Mellon did not send us this. Um do you have a quote that you like to live by or that you just liked when you when you heard it and it stuck with you? And while you're thinking about yours, I've got one.

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Well, I've got one that came from high school, but go ahead.

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Okay. So I this this one is this one is attributed to John Madden. Okay, and we own the boom. Yeah, right. Um, so this one is attributed to John Madden. John Madden once said, well, he used to say it all the time because he was like, I don't know what this quote means, but every time I say this to the football team before we hit the field, I say this every game. And the quote is this don't worry that the horse is blind, just keep loading a wagon. That makes sense. Right? Right.

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I like it. That's good. I like it. I had a um at Franklin County High School, our uh beloved uh chemistry teacher uh was also our trainer, uh Doug Newton, we all call him Doc. Uh before an exam, he would say a few things. The first thing he would say every time is temptation resisted is the true measure of character. Okay. And then he would say, Let us begin if you care at all.

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And then he would say, Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat, McMahon. That's funny. Yeah. Who said that? Jesse the body.

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I live in the Baja. That guy drives me crazy.

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Yeah. Um, so the other thing, now I I am not prepared to play this, however. The Natch. The Natch.

Ric Flair Album And More Games

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The Natch.

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The nature boy. Where did you get this? So this is awesome. So one of our pain, you gotta paint that.

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Oh, I agree. One of our teachers I haven't found the little man yet, but I'm not sure what I'm looking for either.

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Yeah.

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One of our teachers uh gave me that because he knows that we're into wrestling, and that is a an album of music that has different Ric Flair like quotes and uh things all throughout.

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Did you realize there's a sticker in here?

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I did not.

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Sometimes there's a that's gotta go on the golf cart.

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Let me read these uh songs to you.

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All right. Sometimes there's a man.

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Side A, the man.

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Jake Lynch.

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Styling, Rich and Famous, Nero Uno, Labriz, and After Party. Side B, profiling, slick rick, the four horsemen, the best, the greatest moment in my life, and the heart of a champion.

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How great. Dusty, what do you think about that? Let me explain something to you all today. He's always explaining. If we're gonna start going down this road of having wrestlers singing songs about the Southland, then I'm gonna have to jump in and sing one of my all-time favorites.

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You understand? How old do you have to be to have a flashlight out?

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Well, I was trying to see. Norman shows you, so here he is, right? Here's what he's supposed to look like. That little guy in the little dotted jacket right there. See that guy? Yeah, I do. Yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.

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How do you know that's what he's supposed to look like?

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Because I find him all the time. So he's in an advertisement. Yes. But he's not wearing a plaid jacket. It's dark, but yes.

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What?

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His jacket's not plaid, they're not dotted like that. Um I'm confused. Yeah, it doesn't take much.

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All right, what's the next game?

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We thought you had another one. Well, I did, but I can't find the answers.

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The answers are important.

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Yeah, the answers are important. Um producer Mellon gave me this. Doctor and uh Doctor Doctor. It's it's a great game, but the answers are on page 43 of the uh AARP uh monthly magazine. First of all, I am not only have page 46. I can give you the answer.

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One of us is not a subscriber to AARP magazine versus it will be here the next week.

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AARP is awesome, baby. I know that they send stuff to Janie all the time.

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I love it. Get your discounts.

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By the way, now that I'm 55, I can get lots of different discounts.

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You've been in 55 for a long time.

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You were

AARP Talk And Reds Cubs Wager

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born in 1950. I use that just as the baseline.

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Yeah, that's the baseline. So let's talk about your reds. Okay, let's give a cut, let's give an update on the on the wager.

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They are all gas and no brakes. They are all brakes and no gas.

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Last time I saw them, they were fantastic.

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The wager was I bet you guys that the Cubs would finish with a better record than the Reds. Now the season's not over. But we're not even to June yet. Yeah, but we're a quarter of the way through it. Yeah. Uh and where we stand right now.

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He's got more colour.

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Sorry, we're still trying to find the little man in the coffee.

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Yeah, I saw it. He's tiny. He's tiny. Uh where we stand as we currently see it is your Reds are five games back of the Cubs. That's no big deal. We did that in a week. Why can't we do that? We went the other way. They're on pace to be 20 games back.

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Let me tell you something, man. Who's that, by the way? The chocolate monk. They're now tied for last place in the central. Hey, you know. The central, though, let's just be honest, is pretty legit this year. Yeah, they've gone from first to last quicker than anybody in the country. True. Producer Mellon's team of the Tampa Bay Rays. Pretty good. The Tampa Bay Rays are glad to see the uh NL Central gone off of their. Um, I do have a uh a topic for discussion, and it involves something that we all know and love. And it's steak. We're still a little bit aways from it. Steak. College football. Oh, I thought we were talking about Christmas. Did you I thought I could do that also, but did you, and by the way, we're 227 days until Christmas. Um, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Uh, great song. Look, what about me pulling out a song great? It's pretty good, really. Pretty good. Yeah.

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Chris, I get no props for that.

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A little Charlie Rich. Boom. Come on now. I got no idea. So, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? Yeah. The old miss and

Lane Kiffin Ole Miss And Recruiting

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it was fantastic. Oh my gosh. Uh, so what are our thoughts on Lane Kiffen and his honest quote quotes about uh Old Miss? To him. Uh-huh. Basket weaver. And then Archegian saying that about Old Miss. So, what are our thoughts, boys?

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Well, Lane Kiffon said it was hard to recruit there because of all the racism and rebel flags and and all that.

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I have I have no love for the old Miss University now.

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Oh, they're dead to you. They're dead to me.

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Old Miss I'm not about to see if it was a and as a corollary uh support person to you, they're dead to me. Old Miss is dead to me.

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No disrespect. Hottie Toddy's stupid anyway.

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Yeah. Never been there. Can't express an opinion on it.

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I don't even care. I've never been there.

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I never understood what that slogan meant that the when they said the sip. I really didn't. Well, it's a toddy, and is it out of drink? No, uh that no, no, no, no, no. They would they would say like it was a championship and they would call it the sip. It's weird.

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Well, boys, this does bring about some interesting questions. So are those statements about Ole Miss factually accurate? Who knows?

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It wouldn't stun me.

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And and what Lane Kiffin is now uh walking it back, he was saying, Oh, well, these are just uh these are things that are out there that uh these kids hear and that and then the families hearing.

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That's everybody else recruiting against them as well. Sure, sure.

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Yep, yeah. That I agree with. But the basket weaving quote that was fantastic.

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But you know why Sarkeesian said that.

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Well, because uh because Mark Stoops on his staff now. Oh because they're loaded at Texas this year and they're gonna run through the SEC?

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Because at Texas could be if you transfer they're stacked. They're stacked. If you transfer into Texas, only half of your prior hours transfer from wherever you come from. And he's saying at Old Miss, you can go there and graduate with a degree in basket weaving, it doesn't matter.

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So, yeah, so college transfer portals reporting that Lane Kiffin reportedly left Old Miss because families were uncomfortable with Oxford's racial history and lack of diversity. Kiffin took issue with symbols like the Confederate flag, Colonel Rebel, and the nickname Old Miss itself.

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And by the way, Old Miss, why why what's I don't understand what's wrong with that?

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But did you see the problem is with Kiffin, LSU Tigers? Go Tigers. The LSU Tigers, the Tig Tigers name of the mascot came from a Civil War battle by the Confederacy.

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Okay.

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So Go Tiger.

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And why is that? I have no idea. That's too. You may be a semester from graduating, but you're going all the way back to 50% if you play here and want a degree. But at Old Miss, they can take you. All you have to do is take basket weaving and you can get an old miss degree. Jeez.

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All right.

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I don't know if that's wrong or not. I think institutional-wise, Texas is a superior, has a superior reputation academically.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I I would agree with that from everything that I've heard.

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Yeah, I mean, I have no personal information. The whole 50% thing is just stupid. That's stupid. I mean, what if you were what if you were a computer science major or engineering major and you had all A's and they say, nah, we're only taking 50%.

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What if your first three years were MIT? Yeah. Right. Come on. Yeah.

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I mean, it can't just be we're just taking 50%. Right.

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All right. I got a I got a fun fact. Not yet, ding. Not yet, not yet, not yet.

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Oh.

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Ding ding.

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Ding ding.

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How many games are there?

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162.

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Is this a fun fact?

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It is. 162.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

Okay. There are how many baseball games in the Major League season?

SPEAKER_03 21:35

Well, you have to take 162 and multiply it by the number of.

SPEAKER_05 21:39

No, no, no, no, no. Just per team. Per team. Hey, come on, baby. Per team. Per team. How many? In a year.

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162.

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Not gonna be season games. And postseason games. The Braves famous manager, Bobby Cox, got kicked out of how many games? 730.

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I have no idea.

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He got kicked out of more games than any other Coach ever, manager ever. Probably probably 140. I don't know. 162. That's funny. A whole season. Yeah. He got kicked out of the case. I think I did hear that.

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Yeah, he yeah, he he gone.

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So so w speaking of baseball. Yep. So you know Tennessee's coach from last year, their college coach, took the job in San Francisco. Yes. How's that working out?

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Yeah. I'm not seeing the records. I'm not good.

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They're not good.

SPEAKER_05 22:24

Yeah. Got a great ballpark out there, too.

SPEAKER_03 22:26

Um, let me jump back to the college football thing just for one second. I'm wrap up.

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San Francisco is uh 17 to 24.

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Real quick. Everybody say hi to Mario.

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Hi, Mario.

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Hey Mario. So

Baseball Trivia And Manager Ejections

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let's wrap up. Let's wrap a bow around college football. Do the uh in this day and age of nil and being able to go wherever you want to go. I've never heard it called nil, but N I L. Yeah, whatever. Nil. That sounds like uh soccer. What the hell? Um, Nil. So what um what are your thoughts? What he's even saying over there. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Hey, hey, it's late. It's late, and he's old. It's true. So I mean, look, that's look, it's 8 45 right now. So it's past his mid time. It truly is. You need a warm. On Monday nights, dude, no joke. And I I want you to get back to your book. On Monday night, we're texting about Raw, and he's like, all right, don't text me anymore. I'm going to bed. It's like the first promo's just got over. Yeah. So the 8 o'clock show has been through 20 minutes. He goes, uh, it's time for me to go back.

SPEAKER_03 23:35

It's sad. I mean, that's facts.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

And then he'll text me at like 6 30 the next morning. He goes, now I've been up and I've watched it all now. That's pretty bad.

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It's true. That's pretty bad.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

Uh the do the do grades even matter? Do I mean do these classes and everything? College football is the minor leagues of the NFL. That's what it is. When are we just going to admit it and move on? Yeah, it I agree with you.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

It is, but you know what college basketball has become? No. Better than the rookie salary cap of the NBA.

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Yeah, that's that's true.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

I mean, if you take what if you take what Stokes is making with Kansas and what Kentucky offered him, that's been in the news in the six million dollar range. Yeah, it's crazy. You don't you don't get that as a first-year NBA player.

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No, and I saw that. Uh I saw their his family. Uh I sat at Carson's uh having lunch that day, and Mark Pope came and sat and had lunch with with his family and everything back in the during the recruitment. So uh just to fight.

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So maybe you're the reason why you didn't come to God.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Well, I kept saying Kansas. Kansas.

NIL Era And Do Grades Matter

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They say he's a generational talent, but he may be. The old man in me just despises what's going on now.

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Oh man, look at my life.

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Before we wrap up college football, how's Ohio State going to be? Uh other than you still have your same coach.

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No. Other than you still have your same coach. Texas will be number one. I would say if Lifetime contract. And this is a you know, I'd say 10 and 2 would be an unbelievably good season for Ohio State this coming up here because their schedule is brutal.

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Uh have you seen a brutal schedule more so than Kentucky's is pretty bad. Oh, yeah.

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Kentucky's is bad. I haven't looked at Ohio State's schedule.

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No question, but you know, Ohio State's first game is going to Texas. They're going to still play that game?

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Yep. Yep. How's the team up north of there gonna be?

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They're gonna be better. Uh new coach, you know, new attitude. They pick up as a coach. Kyle Whittingham from uh Utah or whatever. Uh something like that. Yeah. It's out west somewhere. Yeah.

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Um so it's uh they don't go to Texas the first game. Yeah. So that was fake news. It's the second game. Correct. They got ball state the first game. Oh, the fighting, the fighting balls. Cardinals. Then then they're at Texas. Yep. Then they have Kent State, so it's pretty good through the first three seasons. Yeah, just keep going. Illinois. Uh-huh. Good team. Yeah, they're fine. Iowa. Where are the atts? Where are the atts? Oh, yeah, I got you. Hold on. So it's ball state at home. Yep. At Texas. Yep. Kent State at home. Yep. Illinois at home.

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At Iowa. Iowa, which is always a nightmare. Maryland at home. Yeah. That's a win. At Indiana. Gonna be a tough one. At USC. Always always tough when you have to go. And they have recruited some serious talent.

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Yeah. Oregon at home. Northwestern at home. Win. Nebras at Nebraska. That's a win.

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And that team up north at home. And that one should be a win. So again, if they go 10 and 2 in that's with that schedule. All right.

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Now, Kentucky's football schedule. Youngstown State at home. That's a win. Yep. Alabama at home. It's probably a win.

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It could be.

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Alabama's not very good, dude.

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You know what?

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Yeah. Kentucky's not very good.

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Well, we don't know. I don't know. We got different teams, different coaches. Look, I'm optimistic. Oh, you're realistic too, though.

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But I'm also realistic. Okay. At Texas AM. That's probably a loss.

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That'll be the first time we've ever played there. Really? South Alabama.

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That's a tough place to play. South Alabama at home.

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That's a win.

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At South Carolina. That's a win. LSU at home.

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That's a loss. I don't know how they're going to be. Look, they they recruit they didn't recruit. They bought a lot of really good talent. So that's probably a loss, just being honest. At Oklahoma.

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That's a loss. Probably. Vanderbilt.

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Who knows?

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I don't know how they'll beat him. Their coach is great. He's phenomenal.

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But Pavy is gone. That helps.

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At Tennessee. Never tough. They're never easy. You're never going to win that game. Florida at Kentucky.

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They beat Florida every year.

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So I've never seen my life. Once the streak was broke, then they've beat them most of the time. I've never thought in my life I'd hear at Missouri and then Louisville. That's a hard schedule. Yeah, it is.

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I'm excited though.

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You should be excited. New coach. There's excitement around the program.

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Yeah, we should be excited. They were talking about our offensive line. We've got guys 340, 340, 350. You should be excited. Yeah, big boys.

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Should be excited. For the USC game, that's that's a tricky one because again, you're traveling.

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Then I have no faith in in Lincoln Riley.

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Yeah.

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Um in a big game.

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Yeah, that's true.

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He beats the crap out of teams he should beat.

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It's true. So we'll we'll see. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah. It's a hard schedule. Yeah. Got four or five hard games. So so we'll see. But and anywho, yeah. That that should be I love college football.

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Oh, it's my favorite sport.

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I'm missing it terribly. Other than golf. Uh hockey is obviously my favorite, but college.

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Have you all watched any golf lately? Big golf week this week. PGA championships.

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And the NHL playoffs are doing. How's the bolt? Oh, so tough. Hey, the team that beat them in game seven in a game that they completely dominated. The Canadians are now uh are now up in their second round against Buffalo.

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Is it because I went to Canada? Probably.

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Is is that is that what happened?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. We all know somebody that is uh

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as of today old after today uh is in uh old as an alternate in the state amateur tournament, which is at Cardinal Club um in two weeks.

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Who's that? Well let me explain something to you, son. I cannot be called an amateur Michael, yeah.

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Okay, and he qualified today for it. So yeah, where'd he play it today? Bowling Green Country Club, yeah.

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That's good.

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So yeah, that's that's really good. He can hit it a mile. He should. He can hit it a mile.

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Is he a large man? You seen him tell me big through the hips, roomy.

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I don't know what that is, but that's funny. My hands are bigger, though.

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Look at these. Um, so so anywho, anything else going on that we want to talk about, boys?

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Well, we have Chris has no more kids in school. You had a graduation.

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Yeah, Logan graduated from UK.

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And yeah.

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So uh and he's out in the real world in the job world.

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You've got a graduation coming up.

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Yes, that will be taking me away from one of our high school graduations, which I'm very disappointed about. But at the same time, I gotta see my kid graduate. Absolutely. So 100%.

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Who's gonna gladhand everybody?

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Uh, I don't know. Larry? Uh it could be. Come on, Uncle Larry. It's gotta be Larry. Hey, what's he gonna wear? I'm leaving it up to them.

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You'll wear yellow and gold, but what's he gonna, you know?

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I don't know. Or blue and yellow. Do we need to talk to Larry about so we can coordinate outfits? I think so. I think so. Oh, I like it. Well, you're gonna see him on Thursday night. Yes. He'll be there. So um Yeah, I'm done. Yep. So barring all that, let's see what a fun fact. Well, uh no, it's a button.

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Oh. That button. Wow. That's like you're like mixing, you're like DJ Mike.

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I can pause it, see. Oh, I like that. We can start over again. So anything else before I re-queue the music? Jetabug.

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When are we gonna go watch the Reds?

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I'm wearing my Reds gear tonight.

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Yeah, I'm not.

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I've got red on.

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I have blue. I'm on a red couch. I am on a red couch.

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It's actually a scarlet blue.

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I wouldn't mind to go watch a game. I mean, uh I'll be

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ready. Memorial Day weekends are. I'll be holding for the other team.

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Hey, yard sale weekend, baby. Who's who's coming to the yard sale?

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Memorial Day weekend's graduation weekend and graduation party weekend.

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So you know what I could do? I wish the old guy across the street was part of the yard sale so I could go over and buy my father's tools back. Well, I just learned that the very best thing to do.

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I did that once before. I know. If you have a classic car and you want to cover it, is you put bed sheets over it and you use masking tape. I think that's right. Masking tape to put to attach to the classic Corvettes.

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That decreased the value of it.

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And hang on, hang on. You know, there's just some adhesive on there after you pull it off. It's no big deal. You know what's bad though? I do. No, no, no.

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No, you know the worst part. No, my poor mother. Those were probably high dollar Egyptian silk. Million, 10 million thread count bed sheets. That's funny. Knowing my mother. Oh. She was not the I'm gonna go to Target and buy new bed sheets.

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She was with her on that. I'm pretty particular on bed sheets. I don't know.

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I all I can say is they were guaranteed Egyptian silk, cotton blend, bazillion, cajillion thread count.

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I got I got no issue with that.

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Hey, are you a cotton bed sheet guy, or you know. Depends on what mood I'm in. Oh, there you go. I would have answered it the same way.

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I looked the list for that Dusty Bar. And his son's got the same thing. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, oh, his is worse. I have one thing before we kill go out. Yes. Because we haven't talked hardly any wrestling, and that's a nice. That's I don't want to talk about that. But are you who is willing to acknowledge their tribal chief? Yeah, doing it as we speak. Chris is not acknowledging. He is Team Jacob Fonto. Unbelievable.

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He's all gas and no breaks. I'm all gas. No breaks. I thought Fontou was part of the group.

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Yeah, you behind me.

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You did not acknowledge the OTC.

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I gotta get I gotta figure out this what's going on. Um have they changed the team people though? I am all gas, no break.

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Yeah. So you team Jacob Fucking.

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Just for the record, get you in the shape I'm currently in is all gas, no break. I don't recommend it. I don't recommend it. I'm down. I'm down. What was that? Oh well.

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So you do realize that SmackDown's in Lexington on Friday night. Yeah. What? No, no, not this Friday. It's next Friday. Next Friday. Yes.

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Now, if you guys want to go, I'll go to that. He's got a graduation. I've got uh, well, I've got a um Hall of Fame dinner at Franklin County High School that night. I'm still ticked off about that. I don't have anything to do with selecting the Hall of Fame. Oh, it's not the selecting, it's just the fact that it's a good one. Is it because they're from Lima? It could. Oh, we haven't talked about that at all.