Three Guys Around a Table and The Best Of…
Three buddies sitting around a table debating the best of everything and discussing what is on their minds
Three Guys Around a Table and The Best Of…
We Argue Over Burgers, Chili, And Term Limits
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Three friends a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent sit down with one goal: talk like real people and see what survives the group chat energy in real time. It starts with pure comedy, including the “tree fiddy” throwback and some quick baseball talk, and then we jump straight into a regional food bracket that turns oddly intense.
We run the West Coast and beyond matchups and immediately start taking sides: Alaskan king crab legs with drawn butter, the love-hate relationship with avocado toast, the debate over salmon, and the surprise power of Portland Voodoo Donuts. Then the bracket hits the Midwest and the temperature changes. Wisconsin cheese curds, Kansas City ribs, and Detroit pizza all get their day, but Cincinnati chili steals the spotlight with a full breakdown of what makes it so polarizing, from the cinnamon and cocoa notes to the Skyline versus Gold Star loyalty test.
From there, we pivot into politics with Mitch McConnell’s health, what transparency should look like for elected leaders, and why term limits and age limits keep coming up when power lingers for decades. We keep it nonpartisan and blunt, then lighten things up with a wild neighbor story about a Lexus, the wrong key fob, and getting locked inside a car. We close by getting Chris caught up on WWE, including a SummerSlam preview featuring Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Brock Lesnar, Oba Femi, and why promos sometimes feel like the best part of wrestling right now.
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Friends, Banter, And Tree Fiddy
SPEAKER_04Three guys around the table. And by three guys, we're talking about three friends: a lawyer, an engineer, and a school superintendent.
SPEAKER_02And just like our personalities, our opinions vary, and we certainly don't always agree. Whether we're discussing the best of or giving our tips and tricks of things in everyday life, you're sure to learn something if you stick around. He said, I need about three fitting.
SPEAKER_04It must have been down and said, What do you want from us, Monster? And Monster Bent Down and said, I need about 350. You know, that's pretty funny. Yeah, it's just as good as it gets. I'd never seen that. That is fantastic. So, okay, so who did that voice, by the way? I have no voice. If you've seen it. It's Chef. It's Chef.
SPEAKER_02And he's passed away. That's yes, he is. He was a singer. Um idea. And an actor. No, it wasn't Lou Rawls. It was uh Lou Green. Al Green.
SPEAKER_04Isaac Hayes. Isaac Hayes. Isaac Hayes. Shaft? Who starred in what great movie? Shaft. No idea. Shaft. Escape from New York. He played the Duke of New York. But he was also in Shaft. Of course he was in Shaft. Damn right. Yeah. So anyway.
SPEAKER_02You never saw Escape from New York.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I said, What do you want from us, Monster?
SPEAKER_03So and the Monster bent down. It said, uh, I need about 350.
All-Star Game And Baseball Plans
SPEAKER_03Do we need to talk about baseball or is this going to be a quick conversation?
SPEAKER_02All-star game.
SPEAKER_03Didn't watch a second of it, honestly. Baseball is A L B T N L 2. I'm going to watch uh the Pirates and Cubs next week.
SPEAKER_02That'll be fun. Yeah, that'll be the NC Park. Great, man. What a ballpark.
SPEAKER_04What about where our bet stands? I think we're okay not to talk about it. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Sounds good. Moving on. Have we ever won this bet? Why do we even do this? I don't know why y'all keep making it. I don't know what we bet, but I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you.
SPEAKER_03Pay me my money.
SPEAKER_02About three bit. About three bit.
SPEAKER_03Doctor Doctor?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we do
West Coast Food Bracket Begins
SPEAKER_04have a uh the bracket challenge for food. We need to do at least our next region. Yeah, that'll leave us with one more. So far, we're down to fajitas and brisket, right? So we no chicken wings and brisket.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_04All right, so do you want to give us this? Do you want to do the Midwest or the West Coast and beyond? Oh, West Coast could be a little weird.
SPEAKER_03Let's do West Coast. That'll be weird. West Coast and beyond. You sent us this, Dr. Doctor?
SPEAKER_04This one I came up with. Dr.
SPEAKER_03Doctor.
SPEAKER_04That's why it's not as good.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_04It's definitely not as good as what uh Dr. Doctor is.
SPEAKER_03I'm glad you put the glasses on. And I'm glad it's the middle of July and I have on my Christmas blanket. Yeah, it's it's so hot in here right now.
SPEAKER_02I gotta be honest with you. I don't think it feels fantastic.
SPEAKER_03There you go. Boom! So you think it's hot?
SPEAKER_04We're like the porridge off the three bears. All right. Round one. Uh here we go. Mission style burrito versus Alaskan King Crab Legs.
SPEAKER_02What's mission style?
SPEAKER_03I don't know what mission style burritos are.
SPEAKER_04It's morning. It's a morning burrito. It's there.
SPEAKER_03Uh we don't ever for the roof.
SPEAKER_02Can you can you serve that burrito a different way?
SPEAKER_04Oh boy. Uh I believe it's like with green chiles. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03Then I can't pick one.
SPEAKER_02What's the other one?
SPEAKER_04Alaskan King crab legs.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I like the crab legs.
SPEAKER_04Hallie likes the crab legs, so I'm doing with the withdrawn butter. Okay, crab legs, it moves on.
SPEAKER_02But what's drawn butter?
SPEAKER_04It's butter that's been drawn. It's butter that's in a whale that gets reeled out. It's the soup de jour.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that sounds fantastic. I think I love that.
SPEAKER_04All right. California avocado toast versus Seattle salmon. Look, the West sucks.
SPEAKER_03So far, we're 0 for four on the topic. Jamie likes avocado toast. So my buddy Schneider.
SPEAKER_02And Janie likes salmon. He loves avocado toast. Yeah, let's go with it. You know what's good about salmon?
SPEAKER_04Salmon.
SPEAKER_02I don't know, but I like salmon.
SPEAKER_04Salmon.
SPEAKER_02Salmon's word.
SPEAKER_04My daughter Ava is a huge fan of avocado toast, therefore. Yeah. All right. This one now it gets good. All right, good. In and out double double versus Hawaiian Loco Moco. I don't know what that is. Let's just go with an In and Out. In and Out Double Double can't be beat. It may take down the beef brisket. In and Out. There's one in Tennessee now. I know.
SPEAKER_02There's also a Whataburger in Knoxville down on UT's campus. Oh. What? What what?
SPEAKER_04Road trip. In and out double double.
SPEAKER_03So we could do a road trip hit that hit Ogle Dog hit barbecue in Gatlinburg. Myra Mixus barbecue. Let's go.
SPEAKER_02Road trip. Let's go.
SPEAKER_04I'm off tomorrow. Just saying. I can't go tomorrow. Of course he can't either. He's got 18 other trips to take. So all right. Next. He gets in to serve it though. Poke. I'm going to say poke, but Poke Bowl. Pokey bowl versus Portland voodoo donuts. Okay.
SPEAKER_02I don't and I've had Portland Voodoo Donuts.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Pretty good? They're donuts. They're not, they're not on the level of Buckeye donuts. Tell me out. They're donuts. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04I like donuts. I like donuts too, so donuts move on. Donuts. Pokeball. Not really anything.
SPEAKER_02I like Pokebow. Cold like shrimp and stuff. Nah. Voodoo Donuts is where they line up at like three hours before they ever open. They are only closed like three or out three hours a night. People are lined up now. It's weird. Oh, yeah, it's crazy. They're not Buckeye Donuts.
SPEAKER_04All right, moving on. Alaskan King Crab legs versus avocado toast. Crab legs. Crab legs. Crab legs. Yep. In and out double double versus voodoo donuts. Donuts. In and out. In and out all day, all night. So king crab legs versus uh in and out double double. In and out, double double. In and out. Boom. All day, all night, in and out, in and out burgers. They are absolutely legit. And animal style, my my personal favorite. Let's go. On what? The fries. It doesn't matter. Animal style and the fruit. Animal style and the fries. Animal style in the Coke. I don't really care.
SPEAKER_02Can we combine the animal style with the mission burrito and change it up a little bit? We could. Can we have an animal style burrito?
SPEAKER_04Now, since we're here, we could just do the Midwest region. We're only six minutes into this. That's true. We can knock it out. All right. Then we'll do the final four of the next one. Perfect.
Midwest Foods Get Serious Fast
SPEAKER_04Chicago deep dish versus Wisconsin cheese curds.
SPEAKER_02This one's easy for me. I love some cheese curds.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03You do too. You know you do.
SPEAKER_04There will be another Chicago item later.
SPEAKER_03I do love the cheese curds. And but I'll be honest with you. I get the pizza every time I go to Chicago. But would you get it if you were to Chicago?
SPEAKER_02There you go.
SPEAKER_03I live, I love one piece of it. I'm the same way. I'm the same way. I'm a half a piece kind of guy. Yeah. You gotta go because you're the and I don't love the crust on it. Right. Corn but cornbread crust.
SPEAKER_04I don't love it. Yeah. So what are you saying? Cheese curds. Cheese curds moving on. Cheese curds are legit.
SPEAKER_03Spicy cheese curds are the best. Do you have cookouts, cheese curds? They are fantastic. You know what else is pretty good at cooking?
SPEAKER_04Hush puppies. Hush puppies, daddy. All day, all night. You know, yep. All right. I mean, look, cookout hush puppies or long joints hush curves.
SPEAKER_03I'm going cookout. Long joints. I'm going long joints because the tartar sauce. I don't put that tartar sauce on a turd nid you see. Did you see a cheese turd?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you did. Uh Kansas City Ribs versus Detroit pizza. Detroit pizza. Kansas City ribs. Kansas City ribs have got to win this one, my friend. Um, I'm sorry, but um I do like some Detroit pizza.
SPEAKER_02I do too. I Kansas City ribs rely too much on the sauce. Too much of a thick baked on tomato-based sauce. Think about how much better the Midwest has been already.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's better than the West. Yeah. And this next one is going to be an easy one. Chicago hot dog versus Cincinnati Chili. Cincinnati chili. Cincinnati chili every day. Cincinnati. Best thing ever. Cincinnati, Ohio. Cincinnati, Ohio. Hey, can I go ahead and sing uh whenever you're feeling good and hungry, it's Skyline time. Gather together with friends and family. It's Skyline Time. Have you ever seen anyone put ketchup on Skyline?
SPEAKER_02Yes, I have, because it's the only way you choke it next to the same person that put ketchup on White Castle.
SPEAKER_04This is how much I love uh Cincinnati chili. I just sang the Skyline Chili thing. What's the gold star one? Gold Star Chili! This is Cincinnati flavor. It's terrible.
SPEAKER_02Which one's better? Are you a Skyline or Gold Star? Skyline. I'm a Skyline.
SPEAKER_04Yep. Three-way, four-way. But I would not turn down Gold Star.
SPEAKER_02You know.
SPEAKER_04Three-way. I don't do onions. Really? Yeah. Four-way. Yeah. I could do four-way with the beans now. It would go bankrupt. Yeah. So Greg, Greg has voted for the hot dog, but and I don't love the Chicago hot dog.
SPEAKER_03Janie loves it. It gets got too much makeup on it. Janie loves it. We go to Wrigley, she gets it every time though. All right. Now the chili is terrible.
SPEAKER_04There's two things I'm going to need a little help on. I don't know if this will taste.
SPEAKER_02Just for the people in Lithuania that don't know, Skyline or Cincinnati chili has a cinnamon base to it almost.
SPEAKER_04Cinnamon. It's got cocoa powder, a lot of cumin. And very runny. It's fantastic. Lots of cheese.
SPEAKER_03Are you talking about it being runny as you eat it or as you digest it?
SPEAKER_02It doesn't matter. You know what? Looks the same coming in as it is going out.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, because it doesn't do anything. The juicy Lucy Burger versus St. Louis gooey buttercake.
SPEAKER_03Never had either one.
SPEAKER_04Me either.
SPEAKER_02What's a juicy Lucy Burger? At Malone's they have juicy, or Drake's they have juicy Lucy's. It's like little sliders that are delicious, but I don't know. Greg, look that up while you're prophesizing over there.
SPEAKER_03The Juicy Lucy Burger. Interesting. Juicy Lucy. Popular in the 1950s. No prep, six minutes each side. Out the door in 14 minutes. It's a cheese stuffed burger patty. Interesting. From Minnesota. Oh, Minnesota. Hamburger Patty stuffed with cheese, popularized in the 1950s in the Twin Cities area of Minnesota for the past 70 years. The Juicy Lucy has been a staple of thousands of restaurants across. I gotta go with the burger.
SPEAKER_04I I throw this out to my boy Ty, uh the Minnesota kid.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Uh Juicy Lucy.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna give it to I would definitely be a juicy Lucy.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. All right. So we've got Wisconsin cheese curds versus Kansas City ribs. I go ribs. That surprises me a little bit.
SPEAKER_03I'm a little bit surprised by that.
SPEAKER_04I am a little bit too. Because I'll be honest, Kansas City ribs are not my favorite.
SPEAKER_03They're not my favorite. That's what I was getting ready to say. Do I like cheese curds better than Kansas City ribs? I think I do.
SPEAKER_04I honestly think that I'm gonna have to go cheese curds here. I really am. Yep.
SPEAKER_03I don't love the Kansas City sauce.
SPEAKER_04Yep. All right. Cincinnati chili versus juicy Lucy Burger. Burger chili. Chili. Chili moves on. Sorry, Greg. Love it.
SPEAKER_03No way chili can beat a cheese curd.
SPEAKER_04It can't happen. Cheese curds versus Cincinnati chili. Cheese curd. Cincinnati chili. God, I gotta be the can't be a cheese curd. I'm going to go ahead and shock everyone and say it's Cincinnati chili. Moving on, baby.
SPEAKER_02That's right. And I love a cheese curd. It's better with fries and gravy. I'm done. Put things over.
SPEAKER_04I could literally inject Cincinnati chili into my veins. Yeah, and you know what?
SPEAKER_03It would look the same when it comes back out because it doesn't get processed. It's so good, though. I mean, it is literally inedible. But you two like White Castle too, and that's also inedible.
SPEAKER_02Let me tell you.
SPEAKER_04Well, all right. That's my piece for now. What else are we doing here?
SPEAKER_03That's terrible.
Mitch McConnell Health And Transparency
SPEAKER_03All right. Mitch McConnell. First of all, is he alive or is it a uh weekend of Bernie's?
SPEAKER_04I I don't believe that he is that he mentally he's alive. I believe that he's bringing his head. He's physically alive. I think he's physically alive. I don't think that they could hide a death.
SPEAKER_03I don't think so. I don't think so either. I don't think they could come out with the picture they came out with if he was really dead.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I do. Oh not if he was really dead. I I see. Yeah, yeah. My bad. My bad. Yeah. They could definitely fake the picture. No question, but I don't think they would fake the picture if he was dead, dead.
SPEAKER_03Right. I agree with you on that. I think he's alive.
SPEAKER_02I don't think he's brain dead. Do you think I think he's in the same state now that he was when he had his blackouts or whatever.
SPEAKER_03Do you think he should be required to provide his health information?
SPEAKER_02If he was not in the position he's in where everything and if legislation has to go through him because of his position, then the answer is not that he's not the majority leader anymore. He's not that though, but he's over the House uh over the Senate um every bill and everything has to go through him before it even goes anywhere.
SPEAKER_03I don't think that's true.
SPEAKER_04I uh yeah, uh look, I I think he he used to be the Senate majority leader, but he's not anymore. I think that it would be uh um I think it would be the patriotic thing to do would to let your constituents know whether or not you're uh capable or not. And I believe that if he is incapacitated, which I firmly believe that he is, because they did chest compressions on him and he's as frail as you could be.
SPEAKER_03It's so interesting that he said that he said that uh the statement said he was there because he failed.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no way. Um they literally yeah, they took him out and he they were doing chest compressions.
SPEAKER_03I saw a video that purported to be that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So um I think that there there is a there's a deadline of like August the fourth, right? That you cannot replace him after that date prior to the next Do you think he's gonna show up dead shortly thereafter? I do. I probably on the fifth, won't be on the fourth, it but like another day or two later, I I think that they'll be like, Yeah, that's keep him alive until that time. And uh, you know, uh politically that's that's your right.
SPEAKER_03Uh well, I mean if you think about it, I mean, whether you like him or not, he is he is extraordinarily politically savvy. And I mean, if you think about it, he ran out the clock on Barack Obama to put a Supreme Court justice. Yes he did. Because he said the election was coming that year and that it needed to be whoever won that election. That's a very valid point.
SPEAKER_02But regardless of what side of the aisle you're on. Another example of why we need to turn from the radio, come jump.
SPEAKER_03I have zero issue with turning.
SPEAKER_01I need a bottom tree fitting.
SPEAKER_04Here's the rest of it.
SPEAKER_01Three dollars and fifty cents. That's right. I said, I ain't giving you no tree fitting a goddamn lot that's my goddamn money. She gave him a dollar. I thought it'd go away if I gave him a dollar. Well, of course it's not gonna go away, man. You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more. Say, would you crack?
Term Limits And A Hard Age Cap
SPEAKER_00That's funny though. That is uh so term limits.
SPEAKER_04Term limits, yes. Term limits, yes. You know what else besides term limits? Age limit. I'm I'm all for an age limit. Uh once I think the they should be there should be an age limit of what do you think there should be 75. I I I'm not I'm not saying 70 or something really ludicro ludicrously is that a word? Ludicrously uh harsh. Uh but 75. You know, um give give some young blood a chance. Uh step aside. So I'm I'm a I'm a big believer in that. Yeah. Yep. You heard that.
SPEAKER_02I did. Yep. You know, there was a state back in the 70s that enacted a law to get a basketball coach out of his position because of his age. Think about that. You knew that, right? I don't think so. Legislator passed a law that required Adolph Rubb to retire when he had like 76 years old. That's because he was not gonna leave his job. How in the world is that even impossible? And now we're talking about senators and representatives who are. Well, I mean, you got people like I mean 109.
SPEAKER_03You got you got people like McConnell or um Nancy Pelosi Pelosi or Chuck Grassley from you know, they're they're ancient. Ancient. And been in there for 40 years.
SPEAKER_04And again, I want I want this really clear. I do not care right or left, yeah, or independent, doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_03Age limits the reason why I said each party with an example.
SPEAKER_04Age limits, term limits. Get them out. What about on the president? Yes, same thing. You know, once you reach the age of 75, go and enjoy retirement. You've earned it. I agree.
SPEAKER_02I could not agree more.
SPEAKER_04You know, that it's it's uh I I realize that we have the 25th amendment that for whatever reason everyone is afraid to use. And honestly, it should have been used with these last two presidents. Period. It should have been used with Biden, it should be used with Trump. That's that's my personal belief. So um I don't think either of them are functioning at the same level that they were when they were originally elected. So if you're not going to do that, then age limit them out and and um r remove that uh responsibility from the vice president. That's interesting.
SPEAKER_02That's interesting, man. That's interesting. It's not breaking news, it's pretty pretty clear. Can I tell you a story about the old man across the street that locked himself in the street?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we were going to do a new part of the segment. Can we start gonna do that?
SPEAKER_04I think once you reach the age of 75, you should not be allowed to own a Lexus.
SPEAKER_03So now, or do you mean the car or the Amazon product? That's true.
SPEAKER_02That's a Lexus. That's true.
The Lexus Lock-In Neighbor Story
SPEAKER_02So on this episode of the old man across the street, giving an abbreviated version. Tried to get into his Lexus, couldn't get into the Lexus. Didn't have 350. Calls me four times in a row, back to back to back to back to back. Can't get in his car, the alarm's going off, the lights are on, can't do anything, car won't start, has to go to a doctor's appointment, gets in one of his other vehicles, goes, went to the wrong office, comes back, freaks out, makes the comment if the car burns down, Lisa's got insurance. Can't get in. Peels off the uh emergency uh lock cover to get in the car, sits in the car, of course the car locks, and now he's locked inside the vehicle, and he's sweating profusely, and he's panicking. Sounds like elder abuse. So he's I still don't see how you get locked in a car. He got locked inside the car.
SPEAKER_03I don't need about 350.
SPEAKER_02So he had his phone, so he's calling. Of course, Alexis couldn't answer him, right? Because she's not operating. So he calls the Lexus hotline number over and over and over because they're automated and they can't understand him in his panic mode. Uh and finally they tell him that there's an em uh what was the word? Uh an uh escape hatch? Uh emergency escape emergency evacuation. That if you pull the handle twice, the door opens. But by this time he was so sweaty and about to pass out and overheating because he was in his car in his garage. Too bad it wasn't running. And he uh he died so bad. Is that bad? Is that wrong?
SPEAKER_03No. That that seemed a little harsh. Mark, was that harsh?
SPEAKER_02No.
SPEAKER_03Okay, thank you. Felt like it was.
SPEAKER_02Anyhow. Panicking, can't get in there, has to call uh call his son to come and at least you acknowledged it. Oh he didn't call me, it was the his other his son. Uh no, that's you. No. He had to call a son to come help him.
SPEAKER_03But now, but now that son that he called, is that your brother? That'd be the good son. But your brother. Litigate it. Litigate it, baby. Which means your full brother, which means you are also a son. Got it. Anyhow. Good. Glad we've glad we've come to that understanding.
SPEAKER_02Can't do anything, car won't start, nothing. Come to find out he had the wrong key fob to the wrong car in his pocket. So then he tried to start it, battery's dead, won't start. They finally get it started, so now he's gonna keep his Lexus on a trickle charger with 15,000 miles on it in case he grabs the wrong key fob again.
SPEAKER_03The trickle charger doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_02He has it on every car he owns. He'll drive the car, come in, hook the trickle charger up. And that's just so a Lexus answers him when he talks, I guess. So this old man is this old man, it just keeps getting better and better.
SPEAKER_04So that's nothing. That reminds me of something. It reminds me of this.
SPEAKER_00He said I need about three minutes.
SPEAKER_01Is that the way you told? No, that move that jumped up in the boat at that time. What on earth is that creature? He stood above it looking down with these big red eyes. And I yelled, I said, What do you want from our manga? And the manga bent down and said, I need about three fitting. What's a tree fitting? Three dollars and fifty cents. You wanted money? That's right. I said, I ain't giving you no tree fitting, a goddamn loudness monster. She gave him a dollar. I thought it'd go away if I gave him a dollar. Of course, it's not gonna go away, none. You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more.
SPEAKER_04I can't listen to it without laughing. It's just it's fantastic.
SPEAKER_02Just the little things.
SPEAKER_03Let's do two minutes on getting Chris caught up on wrestling.
Wrestling Catch-Up And SummerSlam Picks
SPEAKER_03All right, beautiful. I love it.
SPEAKER_04We have SummerSlam around the corner. Is it the most anticipated Summerslam of all time? Uh no.
SPEAKER_03No, but well, because we're we're about two weeks from it, and it's two nights, and right now we know of six matches. Six. That's it. Six. So they're gonna have three on one night and three on the other? Yeah, and it's they're just thrown together.
SPEAKER_04They're gonna be thrown together. Who's the big one? Who's the who's got it right now?
SPEAKER_03The biggest match is Roman Reigns. Well, there's two huge matches. Yep. Roman Reigns versus Seth Rollins. Which came out of nowhere. Which came out of literally nowhere.
SPEAKER_02Who owns the belt there? Roman Reigns.
SPEAKER_03Roman Reigns is the undisputed champion.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_03CM Punk is the heavyweight champion. Or do I have those backwards? It might be backwards, but CM Punk's the undisputed champion. Yep. He's gonna wrestle Cody Rhodes. The other big match, which is the retirement match, is Oba Femi versus Brock Lester Hell in the Cell.
SPEAKER_04And that's the only one I'm honestly looking forward to.
SPEAKER_02This is gonna put Oba Femi over is what they're doing.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. This will be yeah.
SPEAKER_03And um I am. Brock Lester's never lost a hell in the cell match. I'm looking forward to it. This is the end for him. I thought he retired, though.
SPEAKER_02Sit down, took his boots, and all that crazy. And but he came back.
SPEAKER_03He came back for one more match.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03So I mean he needed about three.
SPEAKER_02So he's not wrestled since he took his boots off one.
SPEAKER_04No, he did. He wrestled one more time.
SPEAKER_03Well, he came back and he came back and beat Oba Femi to death.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, beat him to death and pinned him, and now this is their third times of charm match. Okay. And it's in Brock Lesnar's hometown, and it's going to be Cyanar Brock Lesnar.
SPEAKER_03It's it for him.
SPEAKER_04I agree. But the the baddest man on the planet, Gunther, is doesn't have a match. He does not have a match. Right. Uh LA Knight, the hottest wrestler on the planet, is stuck in a the Holly, the hottest wrestler that gets no push.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, is stuck in a six-man tag match. With with you want to talk about thrown together. Yes. That match was thrown together. Solo se against he's against the Usos and Jacob Fatu, and it's LA Knight, Solo Sokoa, and they're what's the guy's name? Uh um oh my god. He won the he won your Andre the Giant challenge.
SPEAKER_04Uh uh Keys. Yeah, Keys. Yeah, yeah, uh not Randolph Keyes. Oh, never Roman. Uh Royce Keys. Royce Keyes. Never Roman.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he's new for he got brought up. Yeah, he's a big guy. You know, he's all right. Yeah. But that match got through together just for no reason. The worst booking they really need to hire Greg and I. LA Knight comes out, has a great promo against Seth Rollins, talking about the Seth Rollins Roman Raids, which I mean, just blows it out the door. Yep. And then, okay, that's over, and now we're gonna go do this.
SPEAKER_02So does Triple H still have all the creative writing and all that?
SPEAKER_03You can tell because it's so predictable. It's awful.
SPEAKER_04We need to take over, seriously. Hire Greg and me.
SPEAKER_03I mean, it's really it's really bad. It's really bad.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. So um, that's what's going on right now in the world of wrestling.
SPEAKER_03Everybody's hurt right now, too, though. Rhea Ripley, out. She's hurt. Uh Stephanie Veccher, out, hurt. Um Braun or Bronson Dreed, out, hurt. Uh Logan Paul, hurt. Alexa Bliss, she's gonna be out. She'll be out. Yep.
SPEAKER_02Um, and still no tag teams, right? No good.
SPEAKER_03Well, they brought the street profits back, and they won the title for a day or two. And then they and then they lost it right back to the division. And look, you want to talk about a guy whose push is gone? It's Ron Breaker. Yeah, it's over. Really? Ron Breaker was gonna be the guy, and now he's stuck being a tag team person without Paul Heyman.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say he was Paul Heyman's guy. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And who and who are they they like trying to put them up against this past week? Uh uh uh Otis. Yeah, Otis. Otis and that other guy. Yeah, yeah. Uh it's a joke.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's a joke. It's a joke.
SPEAKER_02What about the guy who won the title and that lost the title so quick?
SPEAKER_03Sami Zayn shouldn't have won the title, first of all. No, CM Punk took it away from it.
SPEAKER_04Yep. And Sami Zayn does not have a match either. But I'm not disappointed. Yeah, Sami Zayn needs to retire. Yeah. Wow. Yep. So uh there's rumors of a lot of wrestlers that are going to be signed, and the the best rumor that Greg sent me today could be the return of Kevin Owens. And if that happens, yeah, that would be great.
SPEAKER_03He's been out for over a year with the neck injury. Oh, okay. He had to have spinal fusion surgery.
SPEAKER_04I can't believe he's even gonna try to come back. Are they gonna bring back the third guy from the shield for that match? So they mentioned his name on Raw, and they usually don't do stuff like that. So I think he's coming back. It's possible. Um that would be okay. I mean, that would be at least something.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So um you're gonna Roman Reigns is gonna win that match.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03There's no way they're taking the title away from him.
SPEAKER_04No way. They can't. Unless he's going away. You know, sometimes he goes on these long sojourns. Right.
SPEAKER_02But you said he's healthy now, 100% healthy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Yep. And then CM Punk can't lose to Cody Rhodes. No.
SPEAKER_04They're not gonna take the title away from him that quick. The only thing that could could happen that I would be a million percent in favor of at this moment is if Cody Rhodes turns full-on heel and Paul Heyman takes takes over managing.
SPEAKER_03I'd be all right. And you know what else? You know who else I'd like to see come back? Randy Orton. Yes. I'd like to see Randy Orton come back, punk Cody Rhodes out of the ring. Exactly.
SPEAKER_04But Cody Rhodes as a heel is is what Cody Rhodes needs right now, in my opinion. I think his his time. Yeah, he's done. Everybody's tired of it. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03And then you got Liv Morgan versus uh EOS guys. Liv Morgan's gonna win. They can't take the title away from her. She's she's hotter than two rats getting it on in a wool sock. That's true. That's an interesting interview. You've never heard that one before? No, but I like it. It costs you about three rides. And then there's one other match. What's the match we're not thinking of? Um Intercontinental Title. Yes. Trick Williams and uh what's his name? Whoop, that trick. He's gonna stay the channel. Never heard of him. Yeah. So he's gonna stay the chief. Well, you're caught up.
SPEAKER_02So is Oba Femi the only one that really came out of what NXT and become somebody?
SPEAKER_03Well, Trick Williams came out of NXT. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh and and he's doing pretty good. And they got rid of Seamus. He went back to TNA. Yep. Oh.
SPEAKER_04So yeah.
SPEAKER_03Dude, now you're caught up. So instead of watching the last 12 hours of wrestling, you are now caught up. I am in a good spot. How bad is it that the best part of it are the promos?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. That's the best part. Yeah. And when there's literally like eight minutes of action. Chad Gable rests Pinta. Yeah. That's that's yeah. You like Pinta. That's for the Intercontinental type. The other one is the U.S. Heavyweight Championship. Yeah, yeah. Can we bring back Andre the Giant? Well, let me see.
SPEAKER_03I thought he did Lama. Did Andre ever rest with Lama? I believe he did. I think he did twice.
