Silly Stories for Kids
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Welcome to Silly Stories for Kids — a podcast of wild adventures, made up on the spot and recorded so you and your family can join in the fun that goes on inside Sam’s brain. You could even be in a Silly Story by registering your family over on our website www.sillystoriesforkids.com
We love kids and we love family. Our hope is that this podcast will be used in so many creative and amazing ways to bring joy to kids, expand imaginations and bring families together through laughter and crazy fun.
Whether you choose to listen together at home, add some fun to your car trips, or take a moment to yourself while your kids listen, you can relax knowing they are enjoying some safe (but still crazy) screen-free fun.
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Silly Stories for Kids
🎙️ Pim Pim Takes Over While Sam Drive Home! 🚗💥🎆 Bikes, Bounces & Blasting Fireworks! 🎉🐰🚴
🚗🎤 Buckle up—Pim Pim is LIVE in the car and taking over the podcast! When Sam’s too busy, Pim Pim grabs the mic (and the steering wheel?) for a bumpy, bonkers ride through bike crashes, bouncing girls, and a firework-blasting adventure! 🎆😂 Arabella, Everleigh, Teddy Winkle, and Bunny all jump in for this wild ride of silly fun and flying bikes. Hold on tight! 🐰🚴♀️🎇🛠️
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Put it into, drive and off we go. Alright, let's start a little bit different. What do you think? Okay, everybody, it is me, the Pimpim. I'm so excited because Sam was too busy to tell you all the story, so I thought that I would take over and do the storytelling for him. So is everybody ready for a Pimpin story? It is going to be so much better than the same story. I might even completely take over the podcast, because I am the Pimpin and everybody knows that Pimpin is the best. So let me tell you a story all about me, the Pimpin. Are you ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 1:Okay, one day, me the Pimpim was sitting at my house. Now, as I was sitting there, I was trying to decide what the most exciting thing possible to do could possibly be, and I thought I know, the most exciting things do not happen when you are all alone. The most exciting things happen when you are with your friends. And so I thought maybe I should go find some of my friends. But, and so I thought maybe I should go find some of my friends. But then, as I thought, I didn't really know which friends to go look for, so I thought, maybe, maybe, maybe I would be able to go to Terry Winkle's house and then maybe he could help me find some people to go play with. So I climbed out of my house. Yes, I climbed. I went straight out the window because I did not want to use the doors. And so I went out the window of my house and then, when I got outside, I saw that my bike was there. But my bike was a little bit bent because I had been doing some very good crashes the other day, which was lots and lots and lots of fun. So as I was driving my bike, or riding my bike, I started to go along and the wheel was very bumpy and it went instead of the normal round and round and round. But soon enough I made it to Teddy Winkle's house.
Speaker 1:Okay, hello, teddy Winkle, I said, as I was standing outside and Teddy Winkle was inside, and I do my best impression of the Teddy Winkle voice. No, it did not work. I got to try again. Oh, hi, pim Pim. Oh, yes, hello, teddy Winkle, it is me, the Pim Pim. Hi Pim Pim. What happened to your bike?
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, I was trying to do some very exciting speed jumps over the speed humps at the front of my house and when I hit the first one, I got lots of air into the sky. And then, when I came back down, it turns out that you cannot land a bicycle on a giant rock. Oh, pim Pim, but Pim Pim, what are you doing here? Well, I am looking for something fun to do. Have you got any ideas? Well, I did hear about these two little kids, arabella and Everly, that were looking for something fun. Oh, do you think we could be that something fun? Um, maybe, said Teddy Winkle. Um, well, I guess. So we are very, very fun, very, very fun.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, we decided that it was the best idea ever to go to Everly's house and to Arabella's house. So we both jumped on my bicycle and we started to ride. Clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk. Um Pimpin, this hurts. Ah, yes, it does. Um hang on a second.
Speaker 1:So I bent down and I started to make some adjustments on my bike. First of all, I started bending the wheel until it made a different clunk. It went clunk, which was very, very strange, because it should have been a clunk, because it was a very different kind of bicycle. But as I started to ride, terry Winkle was still holding on on the back, but I saw a very exciting jump over to the side. Hey, terry Winkle, hang on. I yelled. Oh Pimpin, don't do that one. He said so we went and I turned down that road and I hit the jump at full speed. Whoa, yelled Terry Winkle, as we were both sailing through the sky. It was so much fun.
Speaker 1:As we were sailing through the sky, I had a very good idea on how to fix the bicycle. Maybe, if a crash had broken it, a different kind of crash would fix it. So I aimed directly for the tree. Bim, bim, what are you doing? Yelled Terry Winkle. I am trying to fix the bike by doing an even bigger crash than the first time. Terry Winkle did not think that that was a good idea. Bim, bim, that's not gonna work, he said. But I knew better. I knew that if I did a really good crash, that it would definitely fix my bicycle, which it did not. It just bent it into all kinds of pieces and the wheels actually fell off and fell to the ground. That did not work. Yes, I said, the teddy went cool, but it was lots of fun.
Speaker 1:But now let's climb out of the tree and go find everly and arabella. So we climbed down out of the and we went over to the house whose backyard we were in, because the fences were quite high. We knocked on the back door and then, as we stood, all of a sudden the door opened and there was two little girls, everly and Arabella. Um, are you Everly? And Arabella said the Teddy Winkle. Um, yes, we are, said Everly. And Arabella, and I am the Pim Pim, said Pim Pim, what's a Pim Pim? Said the girls, because they did not know that the Pim Pim is the best. But that is okay. Everybody has to learn it at some stage.
Speaker 1:Well, I said, I am the most fun, purple, fuzzy creature in the whole entire world and we have come here to make something very, very excited for you. It was not because I was bored at all. He was bored, said Daddy Winkle, um, well, I'm not bored anymore. So, arabella and Everly, um, would you like to come have some fun with us? Uh, yes, they said, but first we need to check with our mummy. So they both went and checked with their mummy and they decided that Pimpin was definitely the most responsible person in the whole entire world and that their kids could definitely go for some fun with the Pim Pim which is me.
Speaker 1:So I said to Arabella and Everly OK, you two, it is very exciting time. First of all, you need to come outside with me. So they followed me and the Teddy Winkle outside, and we stood in the backyard and looked up at the tree. Ok, I said, you see that bicycle. Yeah, pim Pim crashed that bicycle into the tree, said Teddy Winkle. How did you get it into the tree? Said the girls. Well, I said it turns out that being a Pimpim is the most fun thing in the entire world and we can do all kinds of silly things. See that bike. That is just one level of silly. I think we can find a whole other level of silly. So I said to the girls it is time for you to come with me. First of all, we need to get over the fence. Lucky, I brought some of this.
Speaker 1:I pulled out a very special can of the bouncy spray. Um, I've seen that bouncy spray before. It causes lots of trouble, said Teddy Winkle. Uh, what kind of trouble? Said Everly. Um, well, not real trouble, just bouncy fun trouble. I said.
Speaker 1:So I took the bouncy spray and I spread it on both of the girlies' feet. But it turns out that they were not used to having bouncy spray on their feet and as they started trying to walk they started flying into the air. What is going on? Yelled Arabella. Uh well, you have got the bouncy spray. I said, did not you watch me put it on your feet?
Speaker 1:It was very funny because as Arabella was flying through the air, everly seemed to start to understand how the bounciness worked. She started to jump from side to side and get more and more height. She started to bounce off the tree until she got way up high, next to my bicycle. She grabbed hold of one of the wheels, hold it on as tight as she could, and came back down to the ground. I I got your bike. She said to me, and I said oh, thank you, that is very special. Maybe we can take it over to my friend Bonigo to get some changes done. Oh yeah, that's a good idea, said Daddy Winkle. So we all used the bouncy spray to jump over the fence in the backyard carrying the bicycle together as a team we carried it all the way over to my friend Bonigo's house. But it was quite fun to carry because as we were carrying we were bouncing from side to side to side. It was very, very silly. We could even bounce off the letterboxes. We made a game to see who could jump the furthest from each letterbox. I managed to skip four houses in total, but Everly was actually much better than me. She managed to skip six houses. She even accidentally skipped the Bonigo house. But we all thought that come back, emily. And so she came back.
Speaker 1:Emily and Arabella were very excited to go into Benigos workshop. It is very special, with all kinds of silly tools and all kinds of special things. As we walked in, benigo looked at my bike Pimp him. He said what did you do to your bicycle? Well, I said I was doing the best kind of tricks. And it turns out that the best kinds of tricks actually do not do the best kind of things to the bicycle. He crashed it into a tree, said Terry Winkle. Yes, said Arabella, and we got it out for him. Yes, they did. It was very, very helpful. Bonigo, do you think that you could fix up my bicycle and maybe make it extra fun? Okay, said Bonigo, follow me. So he took us into the back of his workshop and he pulled out all kinds of tools and special things. He started adding extra details to the bicycle, hammering and using the screwdrivers and the tool that I do not know the name of, and Arabella and Everly helped very much until Bonigo said it is finished and we looked. It was amazing.
Speaker 1:The new bicycle had one seat for a rider and behind the rider there was another four seats. Four seats. Why do we need four, I said to Bonigo, because if you are going for a very special bike ride, I want to come too. Ah, okay, we said, but I am definitely driving first. I said so I took control of the bicycle and the girls and the Terry Winkle and the Bonigo all jumped in the back.
Speaker 1:It was very, very, very exciting, because I had never driven a bike like this before. It was super duper fast and super duper speedy. Okay, everybody, I said hold on. As we started to ride down the road, it was so exciting I could turn corners extra super duper fast. Yo Yo Yo.
Speaker 1:The girls were very surprised. That looks like very much fun. Bim, bim, they said Um, may I please have a turn, said Arabella. Um, okay, I said I like the look of your seat. So we swapped seats. I jumped into that seat and Arabella took control of the bicycle.
Speaker 1:Okay, arabella said the Bonnega. Now I can tell you about all the secrets of the bicycle. What I said. Why did you not tell me about the secrets of the bicycle? Because, said Bonnega, I knew that you would be lots of trouble and do something very, very naughty with the secrets. You are very clever, I said, because I would have done something very naughty. I would have done something very, very naughty.
Speaker 1:But now it was Arabella's turn. Okay, said Bonnega, hold on to the handles and give them a twist. Um, okay, said Arabella. She twisted the bicycle handles and when she did it changed. I could hear a big noise, a big noise like a big engine. It was very loud. Wow, said everybody. What is going on? She has engaged the super motors, said the Bonigo Super motors. I want to turn, I said as I tried to jump out of my seat and retake control of the bicycle, but Bonigo had put a seatbelt on me that was very, very tight and made sure that I stayed in my seat. Oh, bonigo, I said it is Arabella's turn. Okay, I said as I sat back down and held on with the two handles that were sitting in front of me. I used them and pretended that I was in control, even though Arabella was the one that was doing the driving. What do I do now, said Arabella. Have fun, said Boniga. He started to watch.
Speaker 1:As Arabella twisted the handles, the super duper motor seemed to lift the bicycle into the air. What? How is this happening Now? It is time, said Pernigo. Time for what, said Everly. Everly. It is time for you to press that button underneath your seat. Everly reached down and pressed the button that was underneath her seat when she did.
Speaker 1:Something very strange happened. Some very funny looking cannons popped out the side of the bicycle, right in front of all of the seats. What are these? Said Terry Winkle. Well, said Bonnega, I thought that it would be fun to be able to participate in the riding, not just sit back and relax. How are we gonna participate? Said Teddy Winkle. Well, hold on to that thing and start to pull the triggers.
Speaker 1:So, first of all, arabella took control of hers. She pointed it up into the sky and pulled the trigger. And as she did, it turned out there were fireworks guns. Fireworks started blasting into the sky. That looks like fun, said Terry Winkle. It's my turn. Terry Winkle took control of his and started pointing it out to the other side. Fireworks were blasting everywhere, dead.
Speaker 1:I took control on my side. I'm gonna make all the fireworks at the same time, I yelled as I started to jump up and down in my seat and spin around and keep pulling the trigger. Pim, pim, yelled Bonnego, that is too much. No such thing as too much. It is time for the firework party. I yelled as I shot more and more fireworks in every direction. We need to stop him, yelled Teddy Winkle. But I don't want to take off my seatbelt. Don't worry, said Bonneger.
Speaker 1:I built in a very special safety precaution. What's the safety precaution? Said Terry Winkle. It is a pimping modifier. A pimping modifier, I said, still shooting fireworks. How does it work? Said Terry Winkle. Well, I do this. Bonigo pressed the button in the middle of my seatbelt and when it did, it started to squeeze very, very tight. Oh, bonigo, I said that is too tight, I can't move. It got tighter and tighter until it pulled my hands completely away from my fireworks blaster. No, I cannot shoot the fireworks, I said anymore I'm very glad, said Everly.
Speaker 1:I was getting a little bit hard to ride with all the fireworks blasting everywhere. I hope you have had fun. It is time that we get these kids home, said Bonita. Um, okay, said Arabella. Um, everly, would you like to have a turn driving? She was very kind, it's very kind to share.
Speaker 1:So Everly and Arabella swapped seats and Everly got to do the driving all the way back to her house. While they were driving we took turns shooting the fireworks cannons. Except for me, I was strapped to my seat, extra super duper, tight. Silly poor nigger and his pimping prevention devices. He knows me too well. But as we were riding, it was lots of fun. The colors were beautiful and the explosions were amazing.
Speaker 1:We came down and landed back in the front yard. It was very exciting. The girls slowly climbed off the bike and they looked across. Thank you so much. This has been the best day ever, said Arabella. Yes, said Averly, it has been the best day in my whole entire life. And I was very excited too because it was my bike that had been modified, which meant I got to take the bike home.
Speaker 1:Hey, terry Winkle, do you need a lift back to your house? Okay, said Terry Winkle, I am going to walk, said Bonigo. He didn't want to come for another ride. He was a little bit nervous, but we had fun. Me and the Terry Winkle waved our hands as we rode off on the bike. I think I can do a backflip. I said no, yelled Teriwinkle. As we landed back on, my mummy came outside, pim pim. She said what are you being up to today? Well, I said, mummy, I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you. And that is the end of the story. Is the end of the story.
Speaker 1:This episode is brought to you by Pimpin'. Pushbike Modification Flying Fireworks Kids. If you want to turn your pushbike into a flying fireworks blaster, call me the Pimpin', because I have lots of ideas, and then we can have a very special party where everybody goes out with their fireworks bikes and shoots them into the sky. It would be so be so much fun. Anyway, we hope that you have been enjoying the silly stories for kids. Please make sure to share it with every single one of your friends. This has been me, the Pimpin and my Sam. We'll see you soon.
