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🧱⚔️ Battle of the Bricks ⚔️🧱

• Samuel Ramsden

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🧱 Angus finds a mysterious Lego set in his room… but before he can build it, two cheeky chimpanzees, a tiger named Tiger Pow, and a magical Lego wizard named Bomfree all show up! 🐒🐯✨ What starts as a simple build turns into a full-blown Lego battle with flying bananas, magical capes, and shrink-ray spells! 😲⚔️🤣 Who will win the Lego Fun Time Battle? And where did this magical Lego set even come from? Find out in this wild, brick-blasting adventure! 🚀🛡️🔥

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The Mystery Lego Appears

Sam

One day, a little boy named Angus was sitting at home trying to find something to do. Now, he had played with all his normal toys, and he was trying to find something different that might be a bit of fun. As he was looking around the room, he all of a sudden realised that there was a new set of Lego in the corner of his bedroom.

Angus

Hey, mum!

Sam

he called out.

Angus

Where did this Lego come from? 

Sam

But there was no response. 

Angus

Hmm. This is very peculiar. 

Sam

Just then there was a knock at the door. Angus raced to the door to see who it was. It was his friend Holly. 

Angus

Oh, hi Holly, 

Sam

he said. 

Angus

Did you leave that new set of Lego in my room? 

Holly

Angus, 

Sam

she said,

Holly

I only just got here. 

Angus

Oh yeah. Do you want to help me put it together? 

Holly

Sure, 

Sam

she said. So, they went back to where the Lego was, but- 

Angus

Hey! 

Sam

he said. 

Angus

Where did it go? 

Holly

I don't know, 

Sam

said Holly. They started looking around, trying to find the box of Lego. As they looked and they looked, they couldn't find it anywhere, until they heard a noise in the corner.

Chimp Brother 1

How do you get this thing open? 

Chimp Brother 2

I dunno, bro, it's pretty tricky. 

Angus

Hey, who said that? 

Sam

said Angus.  

Chimp Brother 1

Uh-oh. 

Sam

They raced over to see, and in the corner of Angus' room were two chimpanzees holding his box of Lego. 

Angus

Um, excuse me, 

Sam

said Angus. 

Chimp Brother 2

Uh, yes? 

Sam

said one of the chimpanzees. 

Angus

What are you doing with my Lego?

Chimp Brother 1

Well, we saw the Lego in the corner of your room and thought, you won't be able to do it, because you're not smart enough.

Chimp Brother 2

Ha ha, yeah. *fart noise* And we are the smartest in the whole entire world.

Chimp Brother 1

Yeah, the Chimp Brothers are the smarterest.

Holly

Uh, excuse me,

Sam

said Holly.

Holly

Smarterest is not a word.

Chimp Brother 2

Yes, it is. And we gonna do this Lego.

Angus

Well, why haven't you opened it yet?

Sam

said Angus.

Chimp Brother 1

Um... Alright, we couldn't get it open. Haha. Hey, um, can we help you? We really like Lego.

Angus

Sure,

Sam

said Angus.

Angus

And let me help you open it.

Sam

So, Angus took the box of Lego off the Chimp Brothers and started to open it up.

Angus

Hey, this is really hard to open,

Sam

he said.

Angus

I can't seem to get the plastic off it.

Holly

Let me try,

Sam

said Holly. So, she started to try as well.

Holly

There seems to be something stopping us,

Sam

she said.

Angus

Uh, what are we going to do?

Sam

said Angus.

Chimp Brother 2

Don't worry,

Sam

said one of the Chimp Brothers.

Chimp Brother 2

I've got this.

Sam

He grabbed the box and he started to pull.

Chimp Brother 2

Huuuur-ee-goo-oof-gah-ur-er! Hey bro, can you help me?

Chimp Brother 1

Alright, uh, you grab that side and I'll grab this side.

Chimp Brother 2

Ha ha, okay, here we go. Alright. Huuuur-ur-gah!

Sam

They pulled and they pulled with all their might, but for some reason they could not get the box to open.

Angus

This is ridiculous,

Sam

said Angus.

Holly

Yeah,

Sam

said Holly,

Holly

this is very strange.

Tiger Pow

Hey, what are you guys doing opening my Lego?

Sam

All of a sudden, a tiger stepped out behind one of the cupboards.

Angus

Uh, who are you?

Sam

said Angus.

Tiger Pow

My name's Tiger Pow!

Chimp Brother 1

Oh, hey Tiger Pow, what are you doing here?

Tiger Pow

Well, I'm coming to get my Lego. Why have you guys got it?

Angus

Uh,

Sam

said Angus.

Angus

Well, somebody put it in my room. I thought it was a present for me.

Tiger Pow

No!

Sam

said Tiger Pow.

Tiger Pow

That is my special Lego. I got it from a very special magic shop.

Holly

A magic shop? That's not normally where you buy Lego from,

Sam

said Holly.

Chimp Brothers Claim The Box

Tiger Pow

Yeah, I thought that as well, but I, uh, I thought it looked cool, so- so I bought this one.

Chimp Brother 2

Do you know how to open it?

Sam

said one of the Chimp Brothers.

Tiger Pow

Yeah, there's a special trick. hang on, pass it to me.

Sam

So the Chimp Brothers passed the Lego over to Tiger Pow. He held it in his hand and then he tapped it three times on the top.

Tiger Pow

One, two three! Lego for me,

Sam

he said. And with that, the box opened itself.

Angus

Whoa!

Sam

said Angus.

Angus

That's cool.

Holly

Yeah,

Sam

said Holly,

Holly

that's amazing.

Tiger Pow

Alright, do you guys want to help me put it together?

Chimp Brother 1

Uh, yeah.

Chimp Brother 2

Is there any more tricks?

Sam

said the Chimp Brothers.

Tiger Pow

Um, I dunno. Hang on, let's read the instructions.

Sam

Holly picked up the instructions off the ground and started to read.

Holly

Um, I don't think the instructions are in the right language,

Sam

said Holly.

Chimp Brother 1

Let me see,

Sam

said one of the Chimp Brothers. He took it off her and had a look.

Chimp Brother 1

Why is it all just funny-looking pictures?

Angus

Really?

Sam

said Angus.

Angus

Let me have a look!

Sam

So, Angus took the instructions and he had a look as well.

Angus

There's something wrong with this,

Sam

he said.

Tiger Pow

Nah, I think it's perfect. Hang on, pass it to me.

Sam

So, Tiger Pow picked up the instructions off Angus, and he had a look as well.

Tiger Pow

Nah, it all makes sense, can't you see?

Chimp Brothers

No,

Sam

said the Chimp Brothers.

Holly

Me either,

Sam

said Holly.

Tiger Pow

You just gotta, um, um... Alright, I can't actually understand it either,

Angus

What are we gonna do?

Tiger Pow And The Magic Unlock

Living Instructions And Shifting Box Art

Bases Built For A Fun Battle

Lego Bumfrey Shrinks Everyone

Armor Up And Capes On

Sam

I uh I thought it looked cool, so so I bought this one. Do you know how to open it? said one of the Chimp brothers. Yeah, there's a special trick. Hang on, pass it to me. So the Chimp brothers passed the Lego over to Tiger Pow. He held it in his hand and then he tapped it three times on the top. One, two, three! Lego for me, he said. And with that, the box opened itself. Whoa! said Angus. That's cool. Yes, it Holly, that's amazing. Alright, do you guys want to help me put it together? Uh yeah. Is there any more tricks? said the chimp brothers. Um, I dunno. Hang on, let's read the instructions. Holly picked up the instructions off the ground and started to read. Um, I don't think the instructions are in the right language, said Holly. Let me see, said one of the chimp brothers. He took it off her and had a look. Why is it all just funny looking pictures? Really? said Angus. Let me have a look. So Angus took the instructions and he had a look as well. There's something wrong with this, he said. Nah, I think it's perfect. Hang on, pass it to me. So Tiger Pow picked up the instructions off Angus, and he had a look as well. Nah, it all makes sense, can't you see? No, said the Chimp Brothers. Me either, said Holly. You just gotta um um Alright, I can't actually understand it either, said Tiger Pow. What are we gonna do? said Angus. Alright, are we getting to work? They heard a voice. Where did that come from? They looked down, and out of the box where the Lego had just opened, a little Lego man stepped out. Come on, we put this thing together or what? he said. Um Angus, my Lego's talking! I know, said Angus. That's very, very strange. Hello, Mr. Lego Man, said one of the chimp brothers. What are you doing here? Well, I was uh I was in the box, he said. But we gotta put this thing together. I've been waiting for a while for someone to open this thing. Um, o okay, said Angus. Well, the instructions don't make sense. Oh, who needs instructions? Come on, he said. Let's go, people! He as he yelled this, out of the box came a whole bunch more Lego people. Is it time? said one of the Lego ladies. Uh, I think so, said Angus. Oh, you must be our new friend, she said. Can you put everything together for us? I think so, said Angus, but I don't even know what we're meant to be building. Normally there's a picture on the front, said Holly. Let's have a look. She picked up the box and looked. But for some reason, the picture on the front just kept changing into all different kinds of things. What do we do with this? she said. You start building, said the Lego man. Come on, let's go! So Holly, Angus, the chimp brothers in Tiger Power, started to pull out all the different pieces. As they picked them up one by one, the Lego people came over to help. Oh, I got this bit, said one of the Lego ladies. If you click this on here, maybe try that. Uh okay, said Angus. And this one's over here, so grab that and stick that to that one. Uh okay, said Holly. Look, I made something really cool. What is it, bro? Ah, look. It just looks like two pieces stuck together. Yeah, it's it's um it's a wall. Um, that's not very amazing. Cause look what I made, said Tiger Pow, as he held up a few pieces that he had clicked together. What is it? said Angus. It's um, um Yours looks like a wall as well. Ha, yeah. I guess I did make a wall too. Um, Holly, what have you made? I don't know, the Lego people have been helping me. They looked across and in front of Holly was some kind of amazing base looking castle with gates and walls, and it looked like it was set up for battle. Hey look! Angus has got one too! They looked across and the Lego people that had been working with Angus had built some kind of other castle looking base thing. But his was a different colour. What is happening? said Holly. Yes, said Angus, what's going on? Don't you know, said the little Lego man. Uh no, said Angus. This is the Lego Fun Time Battle set. The Lego Fun Time Battle Set, said Holly. Oh yes, said Tiger Pal. Yes! This one's the best, said one of the Chimp brothers. What are you talking about, said Angus? Well, now that we've made the uh the bases, it's it's time for battle! Battle? said Holly. Hooray! said Tiger Pal. I wanna be on the blue team! Oh yeah, we're gonna be on the red team, said the chimp brothers. Well, said Angus, what do you want, Holly? I'll go on the blue team, she said. That means I'm gonna go on the red team. But how do we do the battle part? said Angus. Just then, a little Lego man that looked like a wizard came wandering over. I am Lego Bumfrey. Lego Bumfrey, said Holly. The little Lego wizard waved his little Lego wand, and all of a sudden, everyone shrunk down and turned into Lego people. Wow, said Angus. I'm I'm a Lego man! I'm a Lego chimp! Haha! Where's my Lego bananas? Yeah, where are they, bro? Look, a Lego motorbike! Let's go! They jumped on the Lego motorbike and rode off towards the red base. Holly and Angus were standing in the middle. Well, said Holly, I guess it's time for battle. Yeah, said Angus, I'll see you on the battlefield. They both raced off to their bases. Hey, wait for me, said Lego Tiger Pal. Lego Bomfrey! Lego Bomfrey! said the little Lego wizard, who kept standing and dancing in the middle of the field. When Angus got back to his base, the Lego people were there waiting. Well, said one of the Lego ladies, are you ready? We need to get you some armor first. Armor? said Angus. Yeah, said the Lego lady. You need to be ready for battle. Come on! She took him into a very special room, and they started collecting all kinds of shields and protective equipment and everything until he looked like some kind of crazy Lego soldier. And don't forget this, said the lady. She handed Angus some kind of strange-looking blaster. Um, these aren't dangerous, he said. No, said the Lego lady. They shoot out tiny little Lego pips. All they do is bop people. Ha, perfect, said Angus. Meanwhile, over at the blue base, Holly was getting her armor as well. It's all blue, she said. Um, does anybody have a Lego cape so that I can be a Lego flying tiger? Oh, we've got one over here, said one of the Lego ladies. She handed it to Tiger Pow and he put it on. Ho ho, this is gonna be amazing! As they continued to get ready, Holly was given her little Lego blaster as well. Hers was huge. I can hardly hold this thing, she said. Oh, hang on. Um, let me see if I can give you some superhero strength by putting a cape on you as well. Tiger Pow found another Lego cape and put it on Holly. Sure enough. Whoa! I'm super strong now, she said. Let's go. They heard a voice from the middle of the battlefield. Lego Bumfrey declares that the Lego battle will start in three Bumfries. Three Bomfreys, said Angus. How do you count by Bomfrey Bumfrey Bumfrey? yelled the wizard, and a sparks blasted up in the middle of the field. Battle time yelled one of the chimp brothers as he rode out into the battlefield on a motorbike. His brother was standing on the back, holding some kind of banana and pointing it towards the other team's base. Charge! yelled Holly. Let's go! yelled Angus. Oh, I'm coming, said Tiger Pow. Bumfri! yelled the Lego wizard in the middle of the field. As they raced towards each other, the Lego people charged out behind them like a giant army. It was amazing. As they met in the middle, tiny little blasters started shooting Lego pips everywhere. Tiger Pow was flying over the top of the scene, throwing all kinds of little Lego pieces down on the people below. He go, have a single block and have a big one, and here you go! I found this! Hey, that's my hand, yelled one of the Lego people. Sorry! Yelled Tiger Pow. As the battle raged on, it was so much fun. Holly and Angus were running around the battlefield using their little Lego blasters to shoot things everywhere. The best part was nobody got hurt, but everybody had a lot of fun. Until Hey Holly! yelled Angus from one side of the battlefield. Yeah! yelled Holly. Where did the Chimp brothers go? They looked around, but they couldn't see the Chimp Brothers anywhere. That's when it happened. They saw, up on a little Lego Hill, the Chimp Brothers on their motorbike. And they seemed to be having bananas pointed at everybody. We've decided we are not on the red or the blue team. We're on the chimpanzee team. And we're gonna take out all of you. Game on! They started riding down the Lego Hill on their motorbikes straight towards everyone. Hey Holly, yelled Angus. Yeah, said Holly. Do you want to team up? Good idea. Hey everybody, let's get the chimp brothers! What? yelled one of the chimp brothers. You can't do that! I can do it! Watch me! Tiger Pow flew over the top of the Chimp Brothers and dropped a little Lego tree right in their path. Whoa! They said as their motorbike hit the tree and bumped up into the air. It sent them flying into the sky. While they're in the sky, Holly yelled something. Target practice! All the Lego people pointed their little blasters up towards the flying motorbike of Chimp Brothers. No, don't do that! And they started to shoot. Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Oh, ow! Hey! Oh, ow! Hey, that tickles! Ha ha! Oh no! Stop! Stop! Stop! Yelled the Chimp Brothers. Holly and Angus, and all the Lego people started to laugh as the Chimp Brothers motorbike flew straight towards a Lego pond and landed right in the middle.

Angus

Psh.

The Battle Begins

Sam

This water feels funny. Yeah, it does. That's uh probably because it's Lego. Ha ha, yeah, I forgot. As the Chimp Brothers slowly got back to their feet, Holly, Angus, and all the Lego people surrounded the Lego Pond. We declare ourselves the winners, said Angus. Yeah, said Holly. Alright, you guys win. Bomfrey! yelled the Bomfrey Lego wizard. And with that, he blasted sparks of Lego up into the air, and it turned into fireworks that went all over the battlefield. All the Lego people danced and sang and had the most wonderful time celebrating their victory. Alright, said Angus, we better get out of here. Yeah, said Holly. We've been playing for a while. Oh yeah, thanks, uh, thanks for having us, Lego people. Yeah, said Tiger Pow. This is the best Lego set ever! Hey, Angus, I think it's probably best that this stays at your house. You'll probably have more fun with it. Really? said Angus. Yeah, really, said Tiger Pow. So they all went back to the middle of the field and over to the wizard. Excuse me, Lego Bumfrey, said Angus. Lego Bumfrey? Lego Bumfrey, said Bumfrey. Um, can you send us back to our real size again? Oh yes, Lego Bumfrey. Okay, I will wave my Lego wand and with the giant explosion of Lego dust, they were returned to their normal size. As they looked down on the Lego battlefield, they could see all the Lego people putting everything back where it was meant to be and resetting the battlefield. Alright, we better get out of here. Yeah, it's dinner time. We'll see you later, said the Chimp brothers, as they jumped out the window and ran off. Oh yeah, I better be going as well. I've got superhero things to do. Okay, I'll see you guys later. Tiger Pow jumped out the window and tried to fly. Oh yeah, I can't fly here, can I? Ha ha! Alright, bye! He said. Just then, Angus's dad walked in. Hey, Angus, that's a cool looking Lego set. Where'd you get it from? Well, said Angus, I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you. And that is the end of the story. This episode is brought to you by Bumfrey's Magic Lego sets. Do you want to play with your Lego? Like, really play with your Lego. Like be in the Lego and be Lego and play with the Lego! Like Lego Bumphrey! Bumfrey Bumfrey Bumphrey. We hope you have been enjoying silly stories for Bumphrey. I mean, silly stories for kids, Bumphrey. This has been me, Bumphrey! And me, Sam. We'll see you soon.

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