Silly Stories for Kids
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Silly Stories for Kids
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Get ready for a wild Christmas Eve adventure with Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle! 🎁🚀 When Santa needs extra helpers, these two are chosen to deliver presents — but instead of a sleigh, they find a flying Christmas alien spaceship! 👽🎅 Things get very silly as presents run wild, a pirate gets involved 🏴☠️, and Pim Pim’s button‑pressing chaos leads to bouncing cannonballs and dancing gifts everywhere! 🎉😂 Will they save Christmas and get home in time for bed? 🛏️💫 Hold on tight — this ride is full of laughs and holiday magic! 🎶🎁🌟🎉🎅
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Pim Pim will love you for it
One day... Well, actually, it was one night. It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a-
Pim Pim♪Pim Pim i-i-is the best!♪
Teddy WinkleTurn that off!
Pim PimNo, I will not turn off my song because it is the best song in the world.
Santa’s Letter And The Rooftop Surprise
Teddy WinkleNo, it's not! Teddy Winkle is the best! Ha-ha, yeah. ♪Teddy winkle is the best!♪
Pim PimNo, let's just keep listening. ♪ Pim Pim i-i-is the best!♪
SamPim Pim, it's time to turn off that song.
Pim PimOkay, I will turn it off.
SamBeep! ... Beep!
Teddy WinkleWhat was that second beep?
Pim Pim♪It's time to grab your toothbrush and grab some toothpaste too.♪
Teddy WinklePim Pim, turn off the music!
Pim PimOh, okay.
SamSo, Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim are getting ready for bed and they're about to go to sleep and Pim Pim is very, very excited.
Pim PimHey Teddy Winkle, do you know that tomorrow is actually Christmas?
Teddy WinkleI know! How exciting is it? Ha ha, it's gonna be so much fun!
Pim PimWell, tonight is also going to be so much fun.
SamBoys, I said it's time for bed.
Pim PimOkay, we will pretend to go to sleep now.
SamWhy did you say, pretend to go to sleep?
Pim PimOh no, never mind.
Teddy WinklePim Pim, what are- what are you talking about?
Pim PimJust pretend to be asleep and I'll tell you in a minute.
SamSo Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle both pretended to go to sleep. It only lasted about two seconds until Pim Pim jumped out of bed.
Pim PimOkay, Teddy Winkle, it is time, it is time! Quick jump out of bed!
Teddy WinkleWhat are you talking about?
Pim PimWell, I got a very special letter yesterday.
Teddy WinkleWho was the letter from?
Pim PimUh, it was actually from Santa Claus.
Teddy WinkleWhat?
Pim PimYes, he said he's very, very busy tonight and he needs somebody to help do the delivering on some of the presents to our area and he chose Pim Pim!
Teddy WinkleWhat? What was he thinking?
Pim PimI don't know, but it's going to be so much fun! He said that he had left us some very special equipment to help us do the delivering of all the presents. So are you going to come with me or are you going to continue to pretend to sleep?
Teddy WinkleUm, I am definitely coming. Let's go!
SamSo, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle jumped out of bed and they raced over towards the door. As they opened it, Sam was standing there.
SamBoys, where are you off to?
Pim PimWell, I am actually sleepwalking. *snore snore* Walking like the Pim Pim. *snore snore*
Teddy WinkleNo, you're not. Um, Sam, Santa actually sent a letter to Pim Pim asking him to do the delivery of, uh, some of the presents around here.
SamReally?
Pim PimYes, I will show you!
SamPim Pim raced back over to his bed, and he dug around through all the toys that were on top of it and underneath it until eventually he pulled out a piece of paper. He handed it to Sam.
SamWow! He actually has asked you to help with all the presents. Well, you better get going. You don't want to be late.
Pim PimNo, we don't want to be late, and we want to have all the best fun ever!
Teddy WinkleHooray! Alright, where do we go first?
Pim PimWell, the letter said, climb up onto the roof and you will see what is happening from up there.
Spaceship Mayhem And New Recruits
Teddy WinkleAlright, let's go!
SamSo, Teddy Winkle went outside and he grabbed the ladder and he leant it up the side of the house. Then Pim Pim came and climbed up as well. Once they were on top of the roof, they started to look around.
Pim PimOkay, there has to be something around here. It has to be something- I cannot see anything though.
Teddy WinkleUm, maybe it's got something to do with this thing,
Samsaid Teddy Winkle, as he started to grab a hold of the TV antenna that was on top of the house.
Teddy WinkleAh, Teddy Winkle to Santa! Teddy Winkle to Santa! Can you hear me?
Pim PimThat is not how an antenna works.
Teddy WinkleI'm pretty sure it might. Hang on, maybe I just need to pull on this one.
SamCa-chonk!
Pim PimWhat was that?
Teddy WinkleI have no idea.
SamAs Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim looked, all of a sudden the roof started to open up. And as it did, out the top came something incredible.
Pim PimIs that what I think it is?
Teddy WinkleUm, I think so!
Pim PimIt's a flying Christmas alien spaceship! Hooray! As Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim started walking over to the spaceship, the top of it opened up.
BeepoOh! Hello, Pim Pim! Hello, Teddy Winkle!
Teddy WinkleBeepo? What- what are you doing here?
BeepoWell, I got a letter from Santa saying he needed some help delivering some presents.
Pim PimNo, I got that letter!
BeepoI think I might have got one as well! He said that I needed to meet you here right now to help do the delivery.
Pim PimDoes this mean I don't get to do the flying of the spaceship?
BeepoOh, you can fly. I don't mind. Hee hee hee!
SamSo Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle jumped in the spaceship with Beepo.
Pim PimOkay, I sit in this seat, and then- okay, how many buttons do I press at the same time?
BeepoNo! Don't press lots of buttons. Only press this one just here.
Pim PimUh, this one?
BeepoNo, not that one. This one.
Pim PimOkay, I press this one-
BeepoNo! Not that one. This one!
Pim PimOkay. I press this one.
SamBAAAP!
BeepoPim Pim!
SamWith that, the spaceship lifted into the air, spun around 35 times, and then shot straight upwards. Pzhoowf!
Pim PimThis is the best!
Teddy WinkleThis is not the right direction!
BeepoOh, don't think I should have let Pim Pim drive!
SamAs the spaceship blasted higher and higher, Pim Pim looked at the control panel again.
Pim PimOkay, which seven do I press next?
BeepoNo! No more pressing buttons!
Pim PimOkay, I press this one.
SamPzhow-pffff! The spaceship started to fall.
Teddy WinkleWaaaaah!
BeepoNooooo!
Pim PimYippee!
SamAs it got lower and lower, it was about to hit the ground. Beepo dove across the control panel and pressed the big orange button in the middle. Boop! Fwsh-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vvv. The spaceship leveled out.
Pim PimOh, that's no fun. We're not going anywhere sideways anymore!
Teddy WinkleI feel sick.
BeepoI'm very nervous.
SamJust then, there was a big puff of smoke on the front of the spaceship. Pff!
BomfreeI am Bomfree!
Pim PimBomfree? What are you doing here?
BomfreeOh, this is not where I was Bomfree aiming. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree!
Teddy WinkleUm, Bomfree, where were you aiming?
BomfreeI was meant to Bomfree inside the ship! Bomfree!
Pim PimUh, are you going to try again?
BomfreeOkay, I will try again! One, two, three! Bomfree!
SamPff!
Pim PimWhere'd he go?
Teddy WinkleI don't know.
SamJust then, a panel kicked out from underneath the control panel.
BomfreeOh! Ho ho! Hello, everybody! Bomfree is here!
Teddy WinkleBomfree, what- what are you doing here?
BomfreeWell, Bomfree got a Bomfree letter from Bomfree!
Pim PimFrom Bomfree?
BomfreeI mean from Santa, Bomfree.
Pim PimSanta Bomfree?
BomfreeNo, just Santa... Bomfree.
Teddy WinkleLet me guess. It said that Santa needed help delivering some presents.
BomfreeWell, yes, you are Bomfree correct! Bomfree.
Teddy WinkleWell, we better start getting to work. If we don't start delivering some of these presents, none of the kids will have any for Christmas tomorrow!
Pim PimBut uh, we have a little bit of a problem.
Teddy WinkleAh, what's that?
Pim PimThere doesn't seem to be any presents inside this spaceship.
The Present Machine Gets Built
BeepoYes, you are correct. There is no presents inside my spaceship.
BomfreeHo ho, I am Bomfree! Okay, Bomfree magic to the Bomfree. And one, two, three...
SamPff! There was a big explosion of smoke, and when it settled, there was a man standing there, with blue hair, a moustache, and a tool bag.
BonigoOh! Where am I? Where is my workshop? It has disappeared! What is hap- Pim Pim? Did you do this, Pim Pim?
Pim PimUh, it actually wasn't me this time.
BonigoWhat? Who did this?
BomfreeI am Bomfree.
BonigoBomfree? Did you Bomfree me here?
BomfreeI am Bomfree! Yes, I did, I did. I am Bomfree. Now my job is done, I best be going. Okay, ready? One, two, three, Bomfree!
SamPFFFFFFFFF! This time, the explosion of smoke was ginormous.
Teddy Winkle*cough cough cough* Blech. Leuck. That was disgusting. That smoke tasted funny.
Pim PimYes, it did. It was kind of interesting. Didn't you think so, Beepo? Beepo?
Teddy WinkleWhere's Beepo?
BonigoI think that the Bomfree has disappeared the Beepo as well.
Pim PimOh dear. Well, what are we going to do?
BonigoWell, we don't need either of them to make my very special Present Spaceship Modification Machine.
Pim PimThis sounds fun!
Teddy WinkleYeah, it does! How do we do it?
BonigoWell, we best get to work. Okay, Pim Pim, you go over to that corner and sit down in that spot right over there.
Pim PimOkay, I will do that, and then what do I do next?
BonigoYou sit there and you do nothing.
Pim PimWhat?
BonigoI don't want you breaking this machine.
Teddy WinkleHa ha! You're in the corner!
Pim PimAwww.
BonigoOkay, Teddy Winkle, I need your help to get it ready.
Teddy WinkleOkay, Mr. Bonigo, just tell me what you want me to do.
BonigoOkay, so...
SamWith this, Teddy Winkle and Bonigo started to work. They worked and they worked and they worked, and the machine got bigger and bigger inside the spaceship. They started connecting it to all the controls and started plugging it into all kind of bits and pieces. It looked amazing. Meanwhile, Pim Pim was still sitting in the corner. But the trouble was, instead of doing nothing, he was definitely doing something.
Pim PimOkay, so I will grab this one here, and if I change this bit here and then rewind this bit over here, I think that it will create the ultimate present surprise.
BonigoWhat was that?
Samsaid Bonigo.
Pim PimUh, nothing, nothing.
SamSo Pim Pim continued to tinker, and Bomfree and Bonigo continued to build until-
BonigoIt is finished!
Teddy WinkleHooray!
Pim PimYes, hooray! I didn't change anything!
BonigoWhat?
Pim PimUh, nothing.
BonigoUm, okay. Well, we best start doing the delivering of all the presents.
Pim PimOkay. Uh, Teddy Winkle, I think that I will do the driving.
Teddy WinkleI think that that is a very bad idea.
Pim PimI think that I got a letter from Santa, so I definitely should do the driving. Okay, here is me. I am heading to the driving seat. Okay, thank you very much, Mr. Bonigo. If you can just poof yourself out of here.
BonigoPim Pim, I cannot do magic!
SamAll of a sudden, there was a giant Pff! inside the spaceship.
BomfreeI am Bomfree! One, two, three, Bomfree! Pfff! Another explosion of smoke. And with that, Bomfree and Bonigo were gone.
Pim PimHooray! Okay, Teddy Winkle, let's go!
Runaway Presents Take Over Town
Teddy WinkleAlright, Pim Pim, it's time to start delivering the presents. So if you fly, I'll press the button and it will make presents and distribute them as we fly.
Pim PimOkay, and I have not made any changes to the machine to make it do anything silly at all.
Teddy WinkleWhy did you say it like that?
Pim PimNever mind!
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Teddy WinkleNyooooh,
Samsaid Teddy Winkle.
Teddy WinkleOkaaaay.
SamSo, the spaceship started to fly, and Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim sat and watched.
Teddy WinkleOkay, I think it's time to press the, uh, the present button. Here we go. One, two, three...
SamBa-zoing!
Teddy WinkleThat is not the noise that it was meant to make. Pim Pim, what did you do?
Pim PimAh, yes, I have made the modifications and nobody knew!
Teddy WinkleI think everyone knew. We just didn't know what to do.
Pim PimNo, nobody knew, and now we are getting the best presents in the whole entire world sent everywhere!
Pirate Peggy Pants And Bouncy Cannonballs
SamPim Pim and Teddy Winkle looked out the window of the spaceship, and from the back of the spaceship, all kinds of presents were blasting in every direction. But instead of just normal presents that would fly down and just drop in through the chimneys and in through the windows and land in people's stockings and at the end of their beds, these presents had arms and legs and they were flying and running and taking over the town.
Teddy WinklePim Pim!
Pim PimHooray! Let's go play with the presents!
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Teddy WinkleNo, these presents are meant to be for all the kids!
Pim PimWell, I think that all the presents should be for playing with, and I like to play, so let's go!
Samsaid Pim Pim, as he flew the spaceship down to the ground. When they landed, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle both climbed out of the spaceship, and the presents were running around everywhere. They were grabbing branches from trees and waving them around. They were doing dance circles in the middle of the street. They were even playing hopscotch and all kinds of things. It was ridiculous. They were making so much noise.
Pim PimI know what we need to do.
Teddy WinkleWe need to work out how to stop these things!
Pim PimNo, we need to turn on my song so that we can have a giant present dance party!
Teddy WinklePim Pim! No!
SamPim Pim raced back inside the spaceship.
Pim PimOkay, where is the super hi-fi sound system? Um, I'm pretty sure it is here. And, uh, okay, I load this one. Okay, uh, yeah, yes, and then, one, two, three, play!
SamWhen Pim Pim pressed play, it turned out that he had pressed play on the wrong song, and it turned out that his modifications had also made some strange changes to the hi-fi system. Instead of playing his song, all of a sudden they could hear a pirate's voice coming over the sound system.
Pim PimIs that-
Pirate Peggy PantsArrh, it be me, Pirate Peggy Pants. Who's ready for some bouncy cannonball fun?
Pim PimUh-oh,
Samsaid Pim Pim.
Teddy WinkleWhat did you do?
Samsaid Teddy Winkle.
Pim PimUh, I think I may have broken the sound system.
Pirate Peggy PantsArrh, yes! I have loaded me cannons and I am coming for ye all. Har har har har har har. You won't even see me coming. Three, two, one, fire!
Pim PimDid he just say fire?
SamWith that, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle looked up, and falling down from the sky was a whole bunch of cannonballs.
Teddy WinkleTake cover!
Cannon Delivery Saves Christmas
Samyelled Teddy Winkle. But as the cannonballs fell, they realised that something was different about these cannonballs. They fell straight towards the ground, and instead of exploding or smashing things, they- Boing! Boing!
Pim PimAre they bouncing?
Teddy WinkleThey are!
Samsaid Teddy Winkle.
Pim PimI'm gonna grab one!
SamPim Pim grabbed hold of one of the cannonballs as it was falling towards the ground.
Pim PimWhippee!
Samhe said, as it kept falling until- Boing!
Pim PimI'm flying!
Samsaid Pim Pim, as he went straight back up into the air.
Teddy WinklePim Pim, come back here! Oh, I better follow him.
SamTeddy Winkle ran across and he caught one of the cannonballs as it was falling. Doing!
Teddy WinkleI'm coming, Pim Pim!
SamThey bounced high, high, high into the sky. And when they got up through the clouds, they saw a pirate ship.
Pim PimHello, Peggy Pants!
Samyelled Pim Pim.
Pirate Peggy PantsArrh, Pim Pim! What be you doing up here? And why are you holding one of my bouncy cannonballs?
Pim PimI saw it falling and I thought, that would be fun, and so I grabbed hold and-
SamPfft! All of a sudden, through the clouds burst Teddy Winkle holding onto a different cannonball.
Teddy WinkleHello, Peggy Pants!
Samhe said.
Teddy WinkleIs Pim Pim- Oh there he is! Pim Pim, we gotta deliver all these presents! All the presents that you made are dancing around outside people's houses! Kids will have nothing to open in the morning.
Pim PimUm, oh dear, I think we might have a problem, Teddy Winkle.
Teddy WinkleWhat's that?
Samsaid Teddy Winkle. They looked down, and as the clouds parted, they could see that the spaceship with the present-making machine had been bounced and bounced and bounced and was now in pieces.
Teddy WinkleNo! How are we going to make new presents to deliver them?
Pirate Peggy PantsWell,
Samsaid a voice,
Pirate Peggy PantsI actually got a letter from Santa yesterday, and he said that he needed my help to deliver presents to this area.
Pim PimI got a letter like that as well.
Pirate Peggy PantsYes, but mine said, 'I've asked Pim Pim to help deliver presents, and I know that it will go badly and that he will make a big mess, so can you make sure that when the time comes, you're ready to help deliver all the presents to all the kids?'
Teddy WinkleThank goodness Santa knows what he's talking about.
Pim PimI do not make lots of messes.
Teddy Winkle... Pim Pim.
Pim PimOkay, yes I do. Hee hee!
Pirate Peggy PantsOkay, ye scallywags! Would you like to help me deliver the presents?
SamAs Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle were still hovering in mid-air holding onto their cannonballs, Pirate Peggy Pants threw out two ropes. They grabbed a hold and climbed aboard of his pirate ship. When they got on board, they looked.
Pim PimThere are so many presents. This is amazing!
Teddy WinklePim Pim, please don't break anything this time.
Pim PimOkay, I will try.
Pirate Peggy PantsArrh, me scallywags, there is only a little bit of time left, so we will have to use the express delivery system.
Teddy WinkleWhat's the express delivery system?
Homeward Blast And Merry Chaos
Pirate Peggy PantsWe put them all in the cannons and blast in every direction! Ah har har har har har! Alright, Pim Pim, you load that cannon there. Teddy Winkle, that one is yours. And I will load all of these ones. Huzzar!
Pim PimHuzzar!
Teddy WinkleHuzzah!
SamSo Pim Pim, Teddy Winkle, and Pirate Peggy Pants started loading all the cannons on Pirate Peggy Pants' ship with presents. And as they loaded them in, they'd light the cannons and watch them explode. PCHEW!
Pim PimOh, that one went in a chimney!
SamPCHEW!
Teddy WinkleOh, mine went in a window!
SamPCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCHEW!
Pim PimHow many did you just deliver?
Pirate Peggy PantsI just delivered 3,524!
Pim PimThat is amazing!
Teddy WinkleYeah, that's amazing! And look! All the presents are delivered!
Pirate Peggy PantsHuzzar!
Pim PimYippee!
Teddy WinkleHooray! Alright, Pim Pim. I'm pretty sure our job here is done.
Pim PimOkay, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, we better be going home now. Okay, uh, I'm going to go home the express delivery mode.
Teddy WinkleWhat?
Pim PimI'm going to jump in one of the cannons. Is that okay, Mr. Peggy Pants?
Pirate Peggy PantsArrh, I don't see why not. Alright, Pim Pim, you jump in this one.
SamSo Pim Pim climbed inside one of the cannons. Pirate Peggy Pants aimed it back towards Pim Pim's house. And then-
Pirate Peggy PantsI be seeing you soon. Merry Christmas!
Samsaid Pirate Peggy Pants.
Pim PimMerry Christmas, Mr. Pirate Peggy Pants!
SamPCHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! And with that, Pim Pim was gone.
Teddy WinkleUm, Mr. Pirate Peggy Pants?
Pirate Peggy PantsYes, Teddy Winkle?
Teddy WinkleCan I go that way too? Ha ha!
Pirate Peggy PantsOf course you can!
SamSo Teddy Winkle climbed inside a cannon as well.
Pirate Peggy PantsMerry Christmas, Teddy Winkle!
SamPCHEEEEEWWWW!
Teddy WinkleByeeeeeeeeeee!
Samsaid Teddy Winkle, as he blasted all the way back down through his window and onto his bed. Pfft!
Teddy WinkleThat was amazing!
Pim PimYeah, it was incredible. I can't believe that Santa trusted me with all the presents.
Teddy WinkleI think Santa trusted you to make a big mess, but I guess it's still a bit of fun.
Pim PimImagine all the kids tomorrow morning waking up, unwrapping their presents, and then going outside, and there's even more presents dancing around the streets!
Teddy WinkleUh-oh, we didn't fix that!
Pim PimOh, don't worry, those presents will disappear in at least... twenty... seven hours, I think? They'll just hang around for Christmas.
Teddy WinkleHooray!
Samsaid Teddy Winkle. So with that, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle curled up in their beds and went to sleep. As they were almost asleep, they heard a noise off in the distance. Pchew! Pchew!
Pim PimWhat was that?
Teddy WinkleI don't know.
SamShooo-pfft-pfft! Two presents burst in through their window.
Pim PimHooray! We got Christmas presents too!
Teddy WinkleHooray!
Pim PimOkay, good night, Teddy Winkle! I see you tomorrow.
Teddy WinkleYeah, I'll see you tomorrow, Pim Pim. Merry Christmas!
Pim PimMerry Christmas, Teddy Winkle!
SamJust then Sam burst into their room.
SamBoys, what was that noise blasting in through the window?
Pim PimWell,
Samsaid Pim Pim,
Pim PimI don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you.
SamAnd that is the end of the story.
Pim PimThis episode is brought to you by Pim Pim Santa Services. Do you know a Santa that needs some help delivering all his presents? Make sure that he calls Pim Pim!
Teddy WinkleHey Pim Pim, you're almost the reason none of the kids got any presents!
Pim PimWell, at least it was a fun way to not get any presents!
Teddy WinkleNo! Ugh. This episode is brought to you by me, Teddy Winkle, because everybody knows ♪Teddy Winkle is the best!♪
Pim PimNo, Pim Pim is the best!
Teddy WinkleNo, Teddy Winkle! No-
Pim PimPim Pim! No! Ayayaya!
Teddy WinkleAaargh!
SamPff!
BomfreeI am Bomfree!
Pim PimThis has been me the Pim Pim!
Teddy WinkleAnd me, Teddy Winkle!
Pim PimAnd me, Sam. Have a happy Christmas. We'll see you soon. Bye!