Silly Stories for Kids

🎅🏻 Santa’s Cheeky Helpers 🎅🏻

Samuel Ramsden

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Get ready for a wild Christmas Eve adventure with Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle! 🎁🚀 When Santa needs extra helpers, these two are chosen to deliver presents — but instead of a sleigh, they find a flying Christmas alien spaceship! 👽🎅 Things get very silly as presents run wild, a pirate gets involved 🏴‍☠️, and Pim Pim’s button‑pressing chaos leads to bouncing cannonballs and dancing gifts everywhere! 🎉😂 Will they save Christmas and get home in time for bed? 🛏️💫 Hold on tight — this ride is full of laughs and holiday magic! 🎶🎁🌟🎉🎅


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Sam

One day... Well, actually, it was one night. It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a-

Pim Pim

♪Pim Pim i-i-is the best!♪

Teddy Winkle

Turn that off!

Pim Pim

No, I will not turn off my song because it is the best song in the world.

Santa’s Letter And The Rooftop Surprise

Teddy Winkle

No, it's not! Teddy Winkle is the best! Ha-ha, yeah. ♪Teddy winkle is the best!♪

Pim Pim

No, let's just keep listening. ♪ Pim Pim i-i-is the best!♪

Sam

Pim Pim, it's time to turn off that song.

Pim Pim

Okay, I will turn it off.

Sam

Beep! ... Beep!

Teddy Winkle

What was that second beep?

Pim Pim

♪It's time to grab your toothbrush and grab some toothpaste too.♪

Teddy Winkle

Pim Pim, turn off the music!

Pim Pim

Oh, okay.

Sam

So, Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim are getting ready for bed and they're about to go to sleep and Pim Pim is very, very excited.

Pim Pim

Hey Teddy Winkle, do you know that tomorrow is actually Christmas?

Teddy Winkle

I know! How exciting is it? Ha ha, it's gonna be so much fun!

Pim Pim

Well, tonight is also going to be so much fun.

Sam

Boys, I said it's time for bed.

Pim Pim

Okay, we will pretend to go to sleep now.

Sam

Why did you say, pretend to go to sleep?

Pim Pim

Oh no, never mind.

Teddy Winkle

Pim Pim, what are- what are you talking about?

Pim Pim

Just pretend to be asleep and I'll tell you in a minute.

Sam

So Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle both pretended to go to sleep. It only lasted about two seconds until Pim Pim jumped out of bed.

Pim Pim

Okay, Teddy Winkle, it is time, it is time! Quick jump out of bed!

Teddy Winkle

What are you talking about?

Pim Pim

Well, I got a very special letter yesterday.

Teddy Winkle

Who was the letter from?

Pim Pim

Uh, it was actually from Santa Claus.

Teddy Winkle

What?

Pim Pim

Yes, he said he's very, very busy tonight and he needs somebody to help do the delivering on some of the presents to our area and he chose Pim Pim!

Teddy Winkle

What? What was he thinking?

Pim Pim

I don't know, but it's going to be so much fun! He said that he had left us some very special equipment to help us do the delivering of all the presents. So are you going to come with me or are you going to continue to pretend to sleep?

Teddy Winkle

Um, I am definitely coming. Let's go!

Sam

So, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle jumped out of bed and they raced over towards the door. As they opened it, Sam was standing there.

Sam

Boys, where are you off to?

Pim Pim

Well, I am actually sleepwalking. *snore snore* Walking like the Pim Pim. *snore snore*

Teddy Winkle

No, you're not. Um, Sam, Santa actually sent a letter to Pim Pim asking him to do the delivery of, uh, some of the presents around here.

Sam

Really?

Pim Pim

Yes, I will show you!

Sam

Pim Pim raced back over to his bed, and he dug around through all the toys that were on top of it and underneath it until eventually he pulled out a piece of paper. He handed it to Sam.

Sam

Wow! He actually has asked you to help with all the presents. Well, you better get going. You don't want to be late.

Pim Pim

No, we don't want to be late, and we want to have all the best fun ever!

Teddy Winkle

Hooray! Alright, where do we go first?

Pim Pim

Well, the letter said, climb up onto the roof and you will see what is happening from up there.

Spaceship Mayhem And New Recruits

Teddy Winkle

Alright, let's go!

Sam

So, Teddy Winkle went outside and he grabbed the ladder and he leant it up the side of the house. Then Pim Pim came and climbed up as well. Once they were on top of the roof, they started to look around.

Pim Pim

Okay, there has to be something around here. It has to be something- I cannot see anything though.

Teddy Winkle

Um, maybe it's got something to do with this thing,

Sam

said Teddy Winkle, as he started to grab a hold of the TV antenna that was on top of the house.

Teddy Winkle

Ah, Teddy Winkle to Santa! Teddy Winkle to Santa! Can you hear me?

Pim Pim

That is not how an antenna works.

Teddy Winkle

I'm pretty sure it might. Hang on, maybe I just need to pull on this one.

Sam

Ca-chonk!

Pim Pim

What was that?

Teddy Winkle

I have no idea.

Sam

As Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim looked, all of a sudden the roof started to open up. And as it did, out the top came something incredible.

Pim Pim

Is that what I think it is?

Teddy Winkle

Um, I think so!

Pim Pim

It's a flying Christmas alien spaceship! Hooray! As Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim started walking over to the spaceship, the top of it opened up.

Beepo

Oh! Hello, Pim Pim! Hello, Teddy Winkle!

Teddy Winkle

Beepo? What- what are you doing here?

Beepo

Well, I got a letter from Santa saying he needed some help delivering some presents.

Pim Pim

No, I got that letter!

Beepo

I think I might have got one as well! He said that I needed to meet you here right now to help do the delivery.

Pim Pim

Does this mean I don't get to do the flying of the spaceship?

Beepo

Oh, you can fly. I don't mind. Hee hee hee!

Sam

So Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle jumped in the spaceship with Beepo.

Pim Pim

Okay, I sit in this seat, and then- okay, how many buttons do I press at the same time?

Beepo

No! Don't press lots of buttons. Only press this one just here.

Pim Pim

Uh, this one?

Beepo

No, not that one. This one.

Pim Pim

Okay, I press this one-

Beepo

No! Not that one. This one!

Pim Pim

Okay. I press this one.

Sam

BAAAP!

Beepo

Pim Pim!

Sam

With that, the spaceship lifted into the air, spun around 35 times, and then shot straight upwards. Pzhoowf!

Pim Pim

This is the best!

Teddy Winkle

This is not the right direction!

Beepo

Oh, don't think I should have let Pim Pim drive!

Sam

As the spaceship blasted higher and higher, Pim Pim looked at the control panel again.

Pim Pim

Okay, which seven do I press next?

Beepo

No! No more pressing buttons!

Pim Pim

Okay, I press this one.

Sam

Pzhow-pffff! The spaceship started to fall.

Teddy Winkle

Waaaaah!

Beepo

Nooooo!

Pim Pim

Yippee!

Sam

As it got lower and lower, it was about to hit the ground. Beepo dove across the control panel and pressed the big orange button in the middle. Boop! Fwsh-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vvv. The spaceship leveled out.

Pim Pim

Oh, that's no fun. We're not going anywhere sideways anymore!

Teddy Winkle

I feel sick.

Beepo

I'm very nervous.

Sam

Just then, there was a big puff of smoke on the front of the spaceship. Pff!

Bomfree

I am Bomfree!

Pim Pim

Bomfree? What are you doing here?

Bomfree

Oh, this is not where I was Bomfree aiming. Bomfree, Bomfree, Bomfree!

Teddy Winkle

Um, Bomfree, where were you aiming?

Bomfree

I was meant to Bomfree inside the ship! Bomfree!

Pim Pim

Uh, are you going to try again?

Bomfree

Okay, I will try again! One, two, three! Bomfree!

Sam

Pff!

Pim Pim

Where'd he go?

Teddy Winkle

I don't know.

Sam

Just then, a panel kicked out from underneath the control panel.

Bomfree

Oh! Ho ho! Hello, everybody! Bomfree is here!

Teddy Winkle

Bomfree, what- what are you doing here?

Bomfree

Well, Bomfree got a Bomfree letter from Bomfree!

Pim Pim

From Bomfree?

Bomfree

I mean from Santa, Bomfree.

Pim Pim

Santa Bomfree?

Bomfree

No, just Santa... Bomfree.

Teddy Winkle

Let me guess. It said that Santa needed help delivering some presents.

Bomfree

Well, yes, you are Bomfree correct! Bomfree.

Teddy Winkle

Well, we better start getting to work. If we don't start delivering some of these presents, none of the kids will have any for Christmas tomorrow!

Pim Pim

But uh, we have a little bit of a problem.

Teddy Winkle

Ah, what's that?

Pim Pim

There doesn't seem to be any presents inside this spaceship.

The Present Machine Gets Built

Beepo

Yes, you are correct. There is no presents inside my spaceship.

Bomfree

Ho ho, I am Bomfree! Okay, Bomfree magic to the Bomfree. And one, two, three...

Sam

Pff! There was a big explosion of smoke, and when it settled, there was a man standing there, with blue hair, a moustache, and a tool bag.

Bonigo

Oh! Where am I? Where is my workshop? It has disappeared! What is hap- Pim Pim? Did you do this, Pim Pim?

Pim Pim

Uh, it actually wasn't me this time.

Bonigo

What? Who did this?

Bomfree

I am Bomfree.

Bonigo

Bomfree? Did you Bomfree me here?

Bomfree

I am Bomfree! Yes, I did, I did. I am Bomfree. Now my job is done, I best be going. Okay, ready? One, two, three, Bomfree!

Sam

PFFFFFFFFF! This time, the explosion of smoke was ginormous.

Teddy Winkle

*cough cough cough* Blech. Leuck. That was disgusting. That smoke tasted funny.

Pim Pim

Yes, it did. It was kind of interesting. Didn't you think so, Beepo? Beepo?

Teddy Winkle

Where's Beepo?

Bonigo

I think that the Bomfree has disappeared the Beepo as well.

Pim Pim

Oh dear. Well, what are we going to do?

Bonigo

Well, we don't need either of them to make my very special Present Spaceship Modification Machine.

Pim Pim

This sounds fun!

Teddy Winkle

Yeah, it does! How do we do it?

Bonigo

Well, we best get to work. Okay, Pim Pim, you go over to that corner and sit down in that spot right over there.

Pim Pim

Okay, I will do that, and then what do I do next?

Bonigo

You sit there and you do nothing.

Pim Pim

What?

Bonigo

I don't want you breaking this machine.

Teddy Winkle

Ha ha! You're in the corner!

Pim Pim

Awww.

Bonigo

Okay, Teddy Winkle, I need your help to get it ready.

Teddy Winkle

Okay, Mr. Bonigo, just tell me what you want me to do.

Bonigo

Okay, so...

Sam

With this, Teddy Winkle and Bonigo started to work. They worked and they worked and they worked, and the machine got bigger and bigger inside the spaceship. They started connecting it to all the controls and started plugging it into all kind of bits and pieces. It looked amazing. Meanwhile, Pim Pim was still sitting in the corner. But the trouble was, instead of doing nothing, he was definitely doing something.

Pim Pim

Okay, so I will grab this one here, and if I change this bit here and then rewind this bit over here, I think that it will create the ultimate present surprise.

Bonigo

What was that?

Sam

said Bonigo.

Pim Pim

Uh, nothing, nothing.

Sam

So Pim Pim continued to tinker, and Bomfree and Bonigo continued to build until-

Bonigo

It is finished!

Teddy Winkle

Hooray!

Pim Pim

Yes, hooray! I didn't change anything!

Bonigo

What?

Pim Pim

Uh, nothing.

Bonigo

Um, okay. Well, we best start doing the delivering of all the presents.

Pim Pim

Okay. Uh, Teddy Winkle, I think that I will do the driving.

Teddy Winkle

I think that that is a very bad idea.

Pim Pim

I think that I got a letter from Santa, so I definitely should do the driving. Okay, here is me. I am heading to the driving seat. Okay, thank you very much, Mr. Bonigo. If you can just poof yourself out of here.

Bonigo

Pim Pim, I cannot do magic!

Sam

All of a sudden, there was a giant Pff! inside the spaceship.

Bomfree

I am Bomfree! One, two, three, Bomfree! Pfff! Another explosion of smoke. And with that, Bomfree and Bonigo were gone.

Pim Pim

Hooray! Okay, Teddy Winkle, let's go!

Runaway Presents Take Over Town

Teddy Winkle

Alright, Pim Pim, it's time to start delivering the presents. So if you fly, I'll press the button and it will make presents and distribute them as we fly.

Pim Pim

Okay, and I have not made any changes to the machine to make it do anything silly at all.

Teddy Winkle

Why did you say it like that?

Pim Pim

Never mind!

Sam

said Pim Pim.

Teddy Winkle

Nyooooh,

Sam

said Teddy Winkle.

Teddy Winkle

Okaaaay.

Sam

So, the spaceship started to fly, and Teddy Winkle and Pim Pim sat and watched.

Teddy Winkle

Okay, I think it's time to press the, uh, the present button. Here we go. One, two, three...

Sam

Ba-zoing!

Teddy Winkle

That is not the noise that it was meant to make. Pim Pim, what did you do?

Pim Pim

Ah, yes, I have made the modifications and nobody knew!

Teddy Winkle

I think everyone knew. We just didn't know what to do.

Pim Pim

No, nobody knew, and now we are getting the best presents in the whole entire world sent everywhere!

Pirate Peggy Pants And Bouncy Cannonballs

Sam

Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle looked out the window of the spaceship, and from the back of the spaceship, all kinds of presents were blasting in every direction. But instead of just normal presents that would fly down and just drop in through the chimneys and in through the windows and land in people's stockings and at the end of their beds, these presents had arms and legs and they were flying and running and taking over the town.

Teddy Winkle

Pim Pim!

Pim Pim

Hooray! Let's go play with the presents!

Sam

said Pim Pim.

Teddy Winkle

No, these presents are meant to be for all the kids!

Pim Pim

Well, I think that all the presents should be for playing with, and I like to play, so let's go!

Sam

said Pim Pim, as he flew the spaceship down to the ground. When they landed, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle both climbed out of the spaceship, and the presents were running around everywhere. They were grabbing branches from trees and waving them around. They were doing dance circles in the middle of the street. They were even playing hopscotch and all kinds of things. It was ridiculous. They were making so much noise.

Pim Pim

I know what we need to do.

Teddy Winkle

We need to work out how to stop these things!

Pim Pim

No, we need to turn on my song so that we can have a giant present dance party!

Teddy Winkle

Pim Pim! No!

Sam

Pim Pim raced back inside the spaceship.

Pim Pim

Okay, where is the super hi-fi sound system? Um, I'm pretty sure it is here. And, uh, okay, I load this one. Okay, uh, yeah, yes, and then, one, two, three, play!

Sam

When Pim Pim pressed play, it turned out that he had pressed play on the wrong song, and it turned out that his modifications had also made some strange changes to the hi-fi system. Instead of playing his song, all of a sudden they could hear a pirate's voice coming over the sound system.

Pim Pim

Is that-

Pirate Peggy Pants

Arrh, it be me, Pirate Peggy Pants. Who's ready for some bouncy cannonball fun?

Pim Pim

Uh-oh,

Sam

said Pim Pim.

Teddy Winkle

What did you do?

Sam

said Teddy Winkle.

Pim Pim

Uh, I think I may have broken the sound system.

Pirate Peggy Pants

Arrh, yes! I have loaded me cannons and I am coming for ye all. Har har har har har har. You won't even see me coming. Three, two, one, fire!

Pim Pim

Did he just say fire?

Sam

With that, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle looked up, and falling down from the sky was a whole bunch of cannonballs.

Teddy Winkle

Take cover!

Cannon Delivery Saves Christmas

Sam

yelled Teddy Winkle. But as the cannonballs fell, they realised that something was different about these cannonballs. They fell straight towards the ground, and instead of exploding or smashing things, they- Boing! Boing!

Pim Pim

Are they bouncing?

Teddy Winkle

They are!

Sam

said Teddy Winkle.

Pim Pim

I'm gonna grab one!

Sam

Pim Pim grabbed hold of one of the cannonballs as it was falling towards the ground.

Pim Pim

Whippee!

Sam

he said, as it kept falling until- Boing!

Pim Pim

I'm flying!

Sam

said Pim Pim, as he went straight back up into the air.

Teddy Winkle

Pim Pim, come back here! Oh, I better follow him.

Sam

Teddy Winkle ran across and he caught one of the cannonballs as it was falling. Doing!

Teddy Winkle

I'm coming, Pim Pim!

Sam

They bounced high, high, high into the sky. And when they got up through the clouds, they saw a pirate ship.

Pim Pim

Hello, Peggy Pants!

Sam

yelled Pim Pim.

Pirate Peggy Pants

Arrh, Pim Pim! What be you doing up here? And why are you holding one of my bouncy cannonballs?

Pim Pim

I saw it falling and I thought, that would be fun, and so I grabbed hold and-

Sam

Pfft! All of a sudden, through the clouds burst Teddy Winkle holding onto a different cannonball.

Teddy Winkle

Hello, Peggy Pants!

Sam

he said.

Teddy Winkle

Is Pim Pim- Oh there he is! Pim Pim, we gotta deliver all these presents! All the presents that you made are dancing around outside people's houses! Kids will have nothing to open in the morning.

Pim Pim

Um, oh dear, I think we might have a problem, Teddy Winkle.

Teddy Winkle

What's that?

Sam

said Teddy Winkle. They looked down, and as the clouds parted, they could see that the spaceship with the present-making machine had been bounced and bounced and bounced and was now in pieces.

Teddy Winkle

No! How are we going to make new presents to deliver them?

Pirate Peggy Pants

Well,

Sam

said a voice,

Pirate Peggy Pants

I actually got a letter from Santa yesterday, and he said that he needed my help to deliver presents to this area.

Pim Pim

I got a letter like that as well.

Pirate Peggy Pants

Yes, but mine said, 'I've asked Pim Pim to help deliver presents, and I know that it will go badly and that he will make a big mess, so can you make sure that when the time comes, you're ready to help deliver all the presents to all the kids?'

Teddy Winkle

Thank goodness Santa knows what he's talking about.

Pim Pim

I do not make lots of messes.

Teddy Winkle

... Pim Pim.

Pim Pim

Okay, yes I do. Hee hee!

Pirate Peggy Pants

Okay, ye scallywags! Would you like to help me deliver the presents?

Sam

As Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle were still hovering in mid-air holding onto their cannonballs, Pirate Peggy Pants threw out two ropes. They grabbed a hold and climbed aboard of his pirate ship. When they got on board, they looked.

Pim Pim

There are so many presents. This is amazing!

Teddy Winkle

Pim Pim, please don't break anything this time.

Pim Pim

Okay, I will try.

Pirate Peggy Pants

Arrh, me scallywags, there is only a little bit of time left, so we will have to use the express delivery system.

Teddy Winkle

What's the express delivery system?

Homeward Blast And Merry Chaos

Pirate Peggy Pants

We put them all in the cannons and blast in every direction! Ah har har har har har! Alright, Pim Pim, you load that cannon there. Teddy Winkle, that one is yours. And I will load all of these ones. Huzzar!

Pim Pim

Huzzar!

Teddy Winkle

Huzzah!

Sam

So Pim Pim, Teddy Winkle, and Pirate Peggy Pants started loading all the cannons on Pirate Peggy Pants' ship with presents. And as they loaded them in, they'd light the cannons and watch them explode. PCHEW!

Pim Pim

Oh, that one went in a chimney!

Sam

PCHEW!

Teddy Winkle

Oh, mine went in a window!

Sam

PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCH-PCHEW!

Pim Pim

How many did you just deliver?

Pirate Peggy Pants

I just delivered 3,524!

Pim Pim

That is amazing!

Teddy Winkle

Yeah, that's amazing! And look! All the presents are delivered!

Pirate Peggy Pants

Huzzar!

Pim Pim

Yippee!

Teddy Winkle

Hooray! Alright, Pim Pim. I'm pretty sure our job here is done.

Pim Pim

Okay, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, we better be going home now. Okay, uh, I'm going to go home the express delivery mode.

Teddy Winkle

What?

Pim Pim

I'm going to jump in one of the cannons. Is that okay, Mr. Peggy Pants?

Pirate Peggy Pants

Arrh, I don't see why not. Alright, Pim Pim, you jump in this one.

Sam

So Pim Pim climbed inside one of the cannons. Pirate Peggy Pants aimed it back towards Pim Pim's house. And then-

Pirate Peggy Pants

I be seeing you soon. Merry Christmas!

Sam

said Pirate Peggy Pants.

Pim Pim

Merry Christmas, Mr. Pirate Peggy Pants!

Sam

PCHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! And with that, Pim Pim was gone.

Teddy Winkle

Um, Mr. Pirate Peggy Pants?

Pirate Peggy Pants

Yes, Teddy Winkle?

Teddy Winkle

Can I go that way too? Ha ha!

Pirate Peggy Pants

Of course you can!

Sam

So Teddy Winkle climbed inside a cannon as well.

Pirate Peggy Pants

Merry Christmas, Teddy Winkle!

Sam

PCHEEEEEWWWW!

Teddy Winkle

Byeeeeeeeeeee!

Sam

said Teddy Winkle, as he blasted all the way back down through his window and onto his bed. Pfft!

Teddy Winkle

That was amazing!

Pim Pim

Yeah, it was incredible. I can't believe that Santa trusted me with all the presents.

Teddy Winkle

I think Santa trusted you to make a big mess, but I guess it's still a bit of fun.

Pim Pim

Imagine all the kids tomorrow morning waking up, unwrapping their presents, and then going outside, and there's even more presents dancing around the streets!

Teddy Winkle

Uh-oh, we didn't fix that!

Pim Pim

Oh, don't worry, those presents will disappear in at least... twenty... seven hours, I think? They'll just hang around for Christmas.

Teddy Winkle

Hooray!

Sam

said Teddy Winkle. So with that, Pim Pim and Teddy Winkle curled up in their beds and went to sleep. As they were almost asleep, they heard a noise off in the distance. Pchew! Pchew!

Pim Pim

What was that?

Teddy Winkle

I don't know.

Sam

Shooo-pfft-pfft! Two presents burst in through their window.

Pim Pim

Hooray! We got Christmas presents too!

Teddy Winkle

Hooray!

Pim Pim

Okay, good night, Teddy Winkle! I see you tomorrow.

Teddy Winkle

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, Pim Pim. Merry Christmas!

Pim Pim

Merry Christmas, Teddy Winkle!

Sam

Just then Sam burst into their room.

Sam

Boys, what was that noise blasting in through the window?

Pim Pim

Well,

Sam

said Pim Pim,

Pim Pim

I don't think you'd believe me, even if I told you.

Sam

And that is the end of the story.

Pim Pim

This episode is brought to you by Pim Pim Santa Services. Do you know a Santa that needs some help delivering all his presents? Make sure that he calls Pim Pim!

Teddy Winkle

Hey Pim Pim, you're almost the reason none of the kids got any presents!

Pim Pim

Well, at least it was a fun way to not get any presents!

Teddy Winkle

No! Ugh. This episode is brought to you by me, Teddy Winkle, because everybody knows ♪Teddy Winkle is the best!♪

Pim Pim

No, Pim Pim is the best!

Teddy Winkle

No, Teddy Winkle! No-

Pim Pim

Pim Pim! No! Ayayaya!

Teddy Winkle

 Aaargh!

Sam

Pff!

Bomfree

I am Bomfree!

Pim Pim

This has been me the Pim Pim!

Teddy Winkle

And me, Teddy Winkle!

Pim Pim

And me, Sam. Have a happy Christmas. We'll see you soon. Bye!