Married At First Sight Australia - Season 12 Part 2 (w/ Brigid Gallacher & Ash Flanders)

Australia’s premiere Helen Dallimore impersonator, Brigid Gallacher joins Sam (and Ash) to catch you up on MAFS. The girls pour out some rosé and some opinions on the remaining couple in “the experiment” and they don’t hold back.. Not even Clint’s golf trophy collection isn’t safe. The ladies chat Lauren’s right wing hair, Paul’s punchy tendencies and Eliot’s racist wardrobe. With a side of The Oscars, The White Lotus and The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:07

This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Welcome to Australia. This is kind of tragic.

SPEAKER_03 0:20

Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Oh sorry about this. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 0:27

Hello, hello. Hello. Bridget, how do I pronounce your surname?

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Gallagher.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

Gallagher. I see. I was gonna say Gala Shur.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Oh, well. Yeah, that's good. You can do that.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

Because you've literally got shur in your surname. I know, it's a real honor. Such an honor. Gala.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 0:45

Bridget Gallagher has entered the experiment.

unknown 0:50

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 0:52

You're really leading. You're really leading Bridget Gallah Sheher.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

Gala Sheher is has arrived. And there's someone else here as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Yeah, the nasal tones of Ash Flanders.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

I tried to get rid of Ash pronouns. Ash has been in the building since the last episode. I haven't left. And he just stayed, and I was like, don't get out of here.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

If you open a bottle of rose, I just appear like Candyman.

SPEAKER_04 1:18

Like bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

And don't we ever need some rose to get through this conversation?

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To love, to marriage.

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To marriage.

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To the sacred unity of the contestants of Married at First Love.

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Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Participants, Bridget.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Participants. Yep, we've got the lingo noun. It's participants, it's experiment. It's not a good thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Oh my god, did you

The Experiment

SPEAKER_02 1:43

write so which it was like it's been a social experiment and I feel like I've been experimented on and now I'd like to go home. So people are getting mouthy.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Oh yeah, Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Lauren has really arrived this week. Uh before we get into Married at First Sight, um girlies and toxic men. Um what else are we watching? White Lotus, have you caught up?

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Yeah, I'm up to date. I actually told Ash on the way here that my um current celebrity crush, even though I'm kind of too old to have one, but we all must have them all the time, is Walton Goggins. Is that a bad sign? I mean, I think I'm here for it.

SPEAKER_01 2:25

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 2:26

But like he's kind of like comes off like a secretly really ripped, chain-smoking, yes, tortured.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

It's a bit hot. Yeah. Well, if you ask Ash, my type is breathing. Anyway, so you know I'm in.

SPEAKER_02 2:41

Yeah, but you can also tell Bridget comes from a family of artists because her idea of a hot man is like a brooding, ripped, chain-smoking lunatic.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

I'm I like a toxic man, so I'm here for the Patrick Schwarzenegger character. Oh,

HBO Teasing Us With Dong

SPEAKER_01 2:52

yeah. And he's big old dick swinging it around the resort, just being a And I hung dong in the first episode.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Hung Dong in the first season.

SPEAKER_01 2:59

This is what HBO do, though. First season, dong city. Dong, dong. Second season, little bit of dong. Third season, tiny millisecond of dong. We know what you're doing, HBO.

SPEAKER_02 3:10

HBO stands for hung bodies only. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

Yeah. It was like Game of Thrones they did that. First season was fuck first. And then by the end, not uh not even a tit, not even a nipple.

SPEAKER_00 3:21

Censorship. Nanny's state.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

It's gone too far. Is

The White Lotus Season 3

SPEAKER_01 3:25

it just me though? This season, it's taken a little while to warm up. It's kind of like a meditation app. White loaders. Yeah. Yeah. Like I want to be there receiving all of the treatments.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

Did you get like a dopamine hit when the um like season two music happened in the middle of episode two? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

I'm edging, like I'm gonna do it all at once. I'm really like delaying my pleasure.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Oh, we won't say too much then.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

No, it's all rich people behaving badly. Like it's kind of the same gig. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

But there are a few like little plot points they've thrown in that feel a little clunky. Girl, this is I was like, okay, it's like aceventura.

SPEAKER_00 4:09

But then she was just fine. I actually thought that was gonna be a whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

How do you get bitten by a cobra? And then then five minutes later you're like at dinner downing a cocktail looking stunning. Like, come on, girl. She should have at least been like a bit swollen or something. I love her though. She's great.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

I have a lot of time for her.

SPEAKER_02 4:26

Is she Australian this person?

SPEAKER_00 4:27

She's British. Oh Amy Lou Wood, we love her.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Oh, Amy Lou Wood.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

She's very charming. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

My sister wrangles snakes for a living, and she's never been uh hit, bitten by a cobra. But if she was, my sister would be at the pub drinking within five minutes. Okay, right. That's that's a woman and snakes. Yeah, that's Adam and Eve doll. Look look at your history books, doll.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

I'm also really happy just about Parker Posey being on my screen. I I laughed so much just at the way she said her first line, and it made me so happy.

SPEAKER_01 5:00

I don't think she's in it enough.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

I agree.

SPEAKER_02 5:02

Can we get her the thing about Barker is she's never really in the thing. She's in that's the best thing about Parker. It's true. I remember her being in Blade, and one line she just had was oh blade. And I just loved it. She sounded like she was dismissing the entire movie, which was fair.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

I can't believe I don't remember her being in Blade.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Blade Trinity, I think it's the third one.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

It's like when Kim Catral rocked up on set uh or by a green screen for uh what's it called? What the reboot of And just like that, and just like that, and was just like, hello.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

Oh, they're like, I I flew all the way from London, but now

Are You A Charlotte?

SPEAKER_00 5:37

I'm going away. And she got paid how much for that? I love that.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

You just have to say, like, and you go, girl. Like it was just so like, and by the way, Samantha weirdly also now loves Carrie. Like, like amazing.

SPEAKER_00 5:50

I love it because it really is in line with that like meme quote of her saying she never for a moment of her life wants to be doing something she doesn't want to be doing, which is just like a great ethos.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

Also, I hate we don't advertise other podcasts on your podcast, I'm sure. But did you know Kristen Davis has a podcast called Are You a Charlotte?

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Um what?

SPEAKER_02 6:11

And the Mavs girl who I whose name I refuse to learn with the bumpet, she feels like Lauren, she's trying to be Charlotte a lot of Charlotte in it.

SPEAKER_00 6:20

But Charlotte would never be mean.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Lauren's a bit more good Charlotte.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

She's voganic. She was once married to Sophie Monk.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

Yeah. Were they married? Was that the good Charlotte guy?

SPEAKER_02 6:40

I don't know. Remember when that Sophie Monk was hanging with Cameron Diaz?

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Well, isn't Cameron Diaz is married to one of them? And the other one's married to Nicole.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

Yeah, but I think he was with Sophie before that.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

I see.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

Do you remember when Sophie Monk did a version of Push It by Salt and Pepper for a bra company?

SPEAKER_01 6:56

No. No.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

I mean, and she was so criminally underweight, she couldn't push anything. Like just a bag of bones.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

Sophie Monk is not on television enough. That is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

That is the wrong opinion.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

I agree with you, Sam. I think she I think she needs to get out.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Do you watch when she was The Bachelorette? That was a big channel. Yes, it was a great season. It was the only season I've ever cared for. She was incredible. She was spoganic.

SPEAKER_00 7:21

That was a great season. It's always better when it's a bachelorette than a bachelor.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:26

Speaking of bachelor, can I just quickly say a thing about a bachelor? Please. This kind of has nothing to do with anything. But yesterday

Oscars Red Carpet Coverage

SPEAKER_00 7:31

I was watching the red carpet coverage before the Oscars.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

Oh my god. Here I am being like, what what else is happening in pop culture we can talk about today, guys? We could talk about it. Nothing comes to mind. Fucking Oscars just happened.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

It was like, you know how when you see like something that's an American broadcast and you're like, I don't know who these people are, but they're very famous there. It was like that woman who I think is a dancer, Julianne Hoff? Ho? Julianne Hoff Hoff. I want to say Hoff. Familiar, like very like fit-lean, blonde, Broadway dancing vibe. I've seen her at the perform at the Tony's, also. I think she must be big deal. She was doing some interviewing, and then there was a guy that they said was from The Bachelor, right? Oh. And then he interviewed Jeremy Strong, the most serious actor of all time. And he said, who I love, I love Jeremy, I stand Jeremy. And then he was just with Jeremy. Honestly. And then he was interviewing him about having played Roy Cohn, a real person, in The Apprentice. And Roy Cohn is a real person who was a monster. Yeah. Like notoriously a monster. That was a great movie. And is like the apprentice. It was a great movie. So you know, you've seen it. Oh yeah. And that his whole kind of like thing he says is like attack, attack, attack, which is now what the president that shall not be named is doing. He's created this horrible world that the Americans are living in, right? Jeremy Strong. And so this interviewer guy was like, um, what was the best thing about playing Roy Cohn? And then he said some soundbite things. And then he was like, Okay, thanks so much, Jeremy. And then he turned to the camera and he said, And as Roy Cohn would say, attack, attack, attack. And then Jeremy Strong, it just like just before it cut away, looked at him this split second like, what the fuck? And then it just cut away. It was surreal. It really haunted me all day.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

I haven't caught up on any of the coverage, but now I don't need to. So thank you.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

No, that was the best, that was the highlight.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

It was just so you said that the Oscars was very expected this year. Like everything you expected to win kind of won.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Well, no, I didn't think Honora was gonna sweep up. Oh yeah, they really did. Hey, not mad about it over here.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Oh I know, so I loved it.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Was Pamela nominated in the end? No.

SPEAKER_01 9:36

I was just said for Demi because we all kind of thought it was her year, but Suzgirl.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

I did see today that it was like the literal continuation of the plot of the substance. It's true, the hot young thing wins.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

Yeah. True. Ouch. Ain't that the truth?

SPEAKER_02 9:52

Yeah, a woman who played like the killer in Scream has gotten an Oscar before you.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Brutal. That is so brutal.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

I didn't even know her from Scream, but I had to look up her IMDB today. And I was like, oh Scream, what character? I thought she was one of the two sisters, but no, she was just like the evil. She was there.

SPEAKER_01 10:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Yeah, kind of similar to like she got set on fire. Yes. And she also got set on fire in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

What?

unknown 10:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:21

I used to think of that line in American Dad where Roger goes, I just saw that movie where Meg Ryan plays that burn victim. And they're like, She's never played a burn victim. And he goes, Oh, Meg, honey. Yeah. So mean.

unknown 10:33

Oh, Meg.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

Oh my god. Um, can we just quickly also

Kaftans and Caviar

SPEAKER_01 10:37

touch on caftans and caviar? Please. Which is my new theme for everything. I love this. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 10:46

There you go. By the time I'm 60, I might have the caviar.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Yeah. If you're not Paul Eat.

SPEAKER_02 10:53

I think my wallet is. I think my wallet is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

I mean, I'm eating more it's because I've been ragging on this season weekly on the pod, but alright, it's back.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

I was I was into the Caftans and I think all we needed was more Jennifer Tilly and the morally corrupt Faye Resnick. Oh my god, I know Faye Resnick.

SPEAKER_01 11:11

I was uh criminally underused in that app.

SPEAKER_02 11:13

Faye Ozempic. Yes. Faye, Faye looked so different. Like, just always like pass around party girl hot. Um, like LA flotsum and jetsum. But like, um, you know, like just like you know, you go like you would survive in any era of Hollywood. You're just like one of those girls. And um, no, she seemed really different. And did you know that apparently Jennifer Tilly is not coming back?

SPEAKER_00 11:37

What?

SPEAKER_01 11:38

No, she's been the best part of this season. Yeah, I wanted her to become like a featured And the what's her evil doll called?

SPEAKER_00 11:45

Like the Bride of Chucky doll.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

It's so good. Tiffany.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

Tiffany Sutton. Tiffany, yes.

SPEAKER_02 11:54

It's called Sutton and it's become sentient and walks around LA.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

Well, it's funny because when they had like she had people over at her place, I was like, why is her house so familiar to me? And then I realized they shot like the seed of Chucky at her house. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

Which one though? Doesn't she own like the two houses next door?

SPEAKER_00 12:11

Yeah, it's the playhouse, the one that she was like, This is my doll's house. They shot like the majority of the finger.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

Fira's grandfather clock.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. And I still think about her Louis Vuitton like boat bag. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

And she is to me like that's what actual wealth looks like. It's like a lunatic that can follow their nose in whatever direction.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Like, yeah, I want a bag that looks like a boat. I think it's kind of fun. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

I'm an idiot. What do I know? And she doesn't care about anything. She's heavy. She's got that Sam Simon. Was it Simons or Simmons? Like that Simpsons being a good time.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

Thank you, Sam.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Thank you, Sam. And they divorced. They weren't even together when he died, but they stayed friends forever.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

We oh my god, side note. We were in Port of Arta a few years ago, just being absolutely disgusting fags. And we bumped into this guy that we like met six years prior in Thailand, like at a gay bar. It was so this is so well.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

When you ride the slight wave, you do find the same people riding it.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

This guy, anyway, like cute guy, whatever. And then he's like, Oh hey, oh my god, you blah blah you know, we run at each other. And we're like, what are you doing? And he's like, You'll never guess what just happened. He went on a grinder hookup, met a guy one time, they you know, did whatever, then the guy died and left, and he was a like multi-millionaire. Left this guy because he like hated.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

No, I'm getting talented, Mr. Ripley. This is this is not track.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

His family was like homophobic as fuck. So he's like, fuck them, I'm not gonna leave them a cent. Left it to the last grinder trick.

SPEAKER_02 13:51

He just Yes! And soever last received my load will get my payload. Pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

And he was like, Well, now I'm just gonna like live in Mexico and just yeah. So he was like drinks on him for the rest of the night. It was great.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

How would he have the details of him to give him his like yeah?

SPEAKER_01 14:07

I don't look, let's not interrogate this.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

Thank you, Sam. Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

It was very that's you, random guy. Thank you, John Big.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

I do like feel watching that show that Jennifer Tilly genuinely hates conflict. So I can see why she wants to go. She always seems like she genuinely is like and hates it when they all start fighting.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

Yeah, I also think that she was like doing the show just for a bit of a laugh because she was bored and now she's done it, she doesn't need to do it again.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

Yeah, she's an Academy Award nominee. There you go. She's Chinese American. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

Chinese Canadian American?

SPEAKER_00 14:49

I don't know. Oh, what about Kathy Hilton? She's like minus 1% stop Ming Dynasty or something. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

She likes something insane.

SPEAKER_02 14:59

My past life done. I was actually I'm Chinese. Yeah. Release the Kathy Hilton title.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

I think it was her DNA.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

Oh right.

unknown 15:06

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Which means the Richards DNA is now on fire. We can get it.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

Yes. I do really feel like Kathy is also like what a rich person should be. Getting like vitamin IVs at all times. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

But I think Jennifer has even more than Kathy or something. Apparently, they played that sort of game on Watch What Happens Live, and apparently Jennifer is like richer than all of them put together.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

Yeah, I'll believe it. Simpson's money, right?

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Yeah, she acts like she's like, yeah, does not give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 15:36

I know, but so does Kathy.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:40

I love Kathy's.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

I love Kathy.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

I love Kathy's pink kind of like she feels like she's trapped in a movie and I don't even know what the movie is. Like she devil or something. She's the Meryl Street like female author character. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Kathy's got the nuclear codes.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

Like I she's my friend's done catering at Kathy Hilton's house quite a few times and has said it's fantastic. One time at the party? Yes. My friend uh Gillian Perry. Hi. Great girl from Ealden, made good. Um, she was now living in LA and was like helping like Jackie Collins, no, Joan Collins, because Jackie's dead. Joan Collins came out. It would be much more interesting if Jackie came out. But Joan came out and they were waiting to get her car, and I think Jillian like offered her something to like keep her hands warm. And Joan said, What good would that do? Apparently not good enough for Miss Collins. Did you see that picture this week of Joan Collins? She went on Instagram live by mistake, it looks like, and her makeup looks like it's been done with a Sharpie and it's only half done. And she looks like for a woman who's sat in very specific lighting for the last thousand years, whoa.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

I'm surprised she has Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_02 16:54

I'm surprised she has access to it.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

And I think that access has now been revoked.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

Oh my god. Should we get into maths? Let's do it. Let's do it. Before we do though, reminder that you can follow me on Instagram, TikTok, and Blue Sky at the cringesreal pod. Thank you very much. Go and do that now. Um alright, who we want to start with? Should we just get into Lauren and Clint? Lauren and Clint. Yes, but you should have to open the phone for it.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

So we can see the cheese. Who are they?

SPEAKER_01 17:23

You know who Lauren Clint is.

SPEAKER_00 17:24

Yeah, it's um bump hair.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Just imagine a man that's face has been stretched over where the face was originally.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

Well, did

Clint and Jacqui Rumours

SPEAKER_00 17:32

you see the um news that broke on the um magazines this morning? On the front cover of the supermarket, Clint and Jackie are living together.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

Shut up. So the so the swap is real. The swap is real. So we haven't quite got to the swap yet, but it's a worst kept secret thanks to our girl Megan Pistetto.

SPEAKER_00 17:50

But they also keep editing in him doing the photo challenge and being like, I'd put her higher because I actually think she's attractive. And then Lauren being like, she looks rough.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

So does that mean Ryan and Lauren also end up together? Because they would act they that checks out too.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

God willing.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

Oh yeah, he is the man who would not do the dishes.

SPEAKER_01 18:08

He would absolutely not do the dishes.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

Let Lauren end up with Adrian. If you want to if you want to disgust it, congratulations. I don't wish that on anyone. Even discuss now, bitch. Yeah. Sorry, no.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Lauren Sorry, a couple of roses.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

It's your first warning, Ash.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

Yeah. Have to kick you out of the escape here.

SPEAKER_01 18:31

We'll have to write leave.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

It's just crazy to me that Lauren's so like, don't do the dishes. That's my thing. I take care of my man, and you take care of everything else out there in the big scary world. It's like I find that woman hard to listen to.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

I know, but also the the vague, the vagary of doing deals. Last in last night's episode, she kept saying, like, I just want a man who like he's just like an alpha male, and he goes out there and he just does deals and he's just always doing deals.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

And then he gets buy, sell, sell.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

And I can look up to him because of the deals he does. And all I could see in my head was like the art of the deal. And I was like, is this what you want?

SPEAKER_01 19:06

You just do deals.

SPEAKER_00 19:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:08

Man stuff, private man business.

SPEAKER_00 19:09

Private man business.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

I also see like a child explaining like who is your daddy and what does he do? And it's like, my dad is a businessman and he does deals. Oh, that and I drew him with a briefcase. It is, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

Yeah. And mummy does all the laundry and she loves it.

SPEAKER_02 19:24

Mummy doesn't talk much because dad doesn't like it. Yeah. I'm gonna grow up to be just like mummy. Nothing.

SPEAKER_00 19:31

I know, but the picture she's painting is like a woman who ends up being really miserable and then the husband is just like cheating on her anyway. It's something that's a good thing. Do you know what I mean? That's the picture. Yeah. Stepford wife. Yeah, what is she doing?

SPEAKER_02 19:42

And it's nothing about her tracks all makes sense. No. She is like putting on a thing for casting, I reckon, the whole trad wife with the hair bump.

SPEAKER_00 19:50

I mean, we're talking about it, so go for it, Lauren. But we're not gonna be able to do it. Very entertaining.

SPEAKER_01 19:55

I am living for Lauren. Like when Lauren's face pops up on the screen, I'm like, last night she said something really funny about like it was really dramatic.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

It was like every second that I remain here at the girls and boys retreat. She's like, every second that I remain here, because there are just the two genes. I was like, that's that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

Yeah, and by the looks of you, your soul took that flight a while back. And why do you always she always looks like she shot herself? Like she's at her face.

SPEAKER_01 20:24

She looks like she's just let a fucking huge fart rip all the time. Or she's holding it in. She's just gonna be able to get it. Or she's checking the ball. She's checking if it's what's so bad.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Lauren, we didn't make you choose that hair. You did that.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

We're not doing that. It did get smaller last night, I have to say. It kind of reached its peak at the commitment ceremony, and then it deflated.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

Oh, she bumps it up for the experts for the experts.

SPEAKER_00 20:49

The experts.

SPEAKER_01 20:51

There it is. Oh my god, my nipples. The first one's free.

SPEAKER_00 20:55

The first you gotta No, the only good thing to say in the voice over voice is um the one that you say all the time, which is

After Being Shushed At The Airport

SPEAKER_00 21:04

the after being shushed at the airport.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

After being shushed at the airport is funny. It's so funny. Not being shushed.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

It's just great because I can imagine her in a booth just being like, Yeah, what's the next one? Gets the script. It's just like this really talented woman living her life, getting this great paycheck, and then looking at the screen and being like, who are these idiots? And then having to be like, I don't know, who what's her name? Rachel got shushed at an airport.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

And then it's like What did she do? Yeah. She's being a gobby woman. And the man was like, shush.

SPEAKER_02 21:41

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Married At First Sight Australia - S12E13-22 Recap

SPEAKER_02 21:41

loved this episode that was um it was just like getting ready for the coveted girls and boys' night.

SPEAKER_01 21:48

I just sound that they call it school again. It's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

It really gave me a meet and greet meet retreat.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

It's calling it the boys and girls, like boys and girls is so embarrassment. There's just this whole other world out there, isn't there?

SPEAKER_03 22:02

Oh, and hearing Adrian be like, I'm pretty excited because I'm, you know, I'm I'm a boys' boy and I love Oh, being with the boys. Oh, um boys, boys. They're all boys boys.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Like how far into the retreat do you reckon it was that all the boys just jerked off together?

SPEAKER_02 22:18

That doesn't happen.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Have you met this group of men?

SPEAKER_02 22:22

Well, who knows?

SPEAKER_01 22:22

I think they did.

SPEAKER_02 22:24

Playing a game of soggy biscuits.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Yeah. The boys are taking her.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

Adrian is accepting loads. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Well, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

No, but they're definitely oh come on. It's like F- Boy Island over here. They're all working out.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

I also just think with this, if you were the president of television, which I you could have which you are, Sam. They would do anything to you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

Like if you use my correct time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

I think maybe this just speaks about who I am as a person. But when they had footage of them all like hardcore working out in the morning, I was like, I hate this holiday. I hate it. This is not what you do on a holiday.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Was Big Dave getting involved?

SPEAKER_00 23:06

Oh, look, I wouldn't have hated that. I love Big Dave. He's my favourite. They were all Sam.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

There's literally shots like first thing in the morning, and you look at and the men are in a line on there doing like push-ups on an angle on their fists, you know? And I was like, that's no Dalesford retreat I've been on.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

But fists and men sounds like the Dalesford retreats I've been on, but anyway. Fucking hell. Um, all right, Clinton Lauren, Clinton. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

I feel like Clinton's from Tazzy. He's a golfer. He's an ex-pro golfer.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

All of these words are just like boring, boring to me.

SPEAKER_00 23:41

Mind numbing.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Like, if I was a casting producer and I saw Tasmania, hair plugs, golfing, I'd be like, no, next.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Yeah. Is he hair? Is he hair plugs? Or are you painting him with the Frenchie brush? Come on.

SPEAKER_01 23:53

We need to send Ash to a intensive course of how to spot a hair plug.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

I can't spook the hair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

You know what I'm talking about, right, Brittany? Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I just like, I thought he's got a great hairline. I'm like, he's stand bull.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

He's been to I take I take pills to keep mine, so I don't know why it too anyone. Yes, it's like the last 13 years.

SPEAKER_00 24:15

Shout-out for Rogue.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

No, oh no, you do the foam first and he also just take the pills. And um, yeah, the side effects are you could be impotent or depressed. But as I've said, if I had no hair, I'd be depressed and no one would bang me anyway. So getting ahead of it.

SPEAKER_04 24:31

Exactly. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 24:35

I do feel like from last night's episode that Clint does not want to leave the retreat, and that Lauren is like, we're leaving. So that they can just leave the show and she's gonna be able to get it.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

But I'm getting in with the boys, but I'm finally getting in with the boys.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

We are all so I think he's very much like, I have come here to find wife. I find wife, take her back to Ireland, she lives in golf course with me. Like, yeah. He's just like, if he could just give him a club and he could just yabba dabba do some woman back to Lawn Cesden.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

But it is also like, did he because I'm always interested in which ones have like legitimately actively applied to be on the show, and the other ones that are just down the pub and a producer who is scouting is like, oi, you single, be on a show. Yeah. Because a lot of them obviously are scouted from like Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

They literally walk into CrossFit and they're like, hey maths, and they all go to the colour.

SPEAKER_00 25:23

Who's finding Clint?

SPEAKER_02 25:25

But do you think Clint was maybe on a matchmaking service or something? Oh maybe. He looks like someone I think who's literally like, I want to find a woman and settle down because I've achieved everything else. Now I've got to win in my personal life. Yeah, and it's like that's not how it works.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

Yeah, he's got a growth mindset.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

But he is he's project-based. Um he is but he is an alpha, I think, in that we like whatever she wants, he actually is that.

SPEAKER_01 25:49

Lauren doesn't deal with that. He does deals. Lauren said he's also Yeah, Lauren would know. She wants a man that's gonna get out of the kitchen. Get not she wants a man that doesn't even know that there is a kitchen. Does not even because why the fuck would he waste his time with such dumb girly shit?

SPEAKER_00 26:08

But she'll get it. If she gets it, she'll hate it. Because she'll just be with an absolute prick.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

If you want a man to chain you to the kitchen, go rural doll. They're still out there. And they'll always hate you if that's what you need.

SPEAKER_04 26:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

It's not hard to find a horrible man doll.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

Well, there are many on the show. Just with other people. Many. Oh yeah, I don't have a problem with Clint. Bye bye bye Selson.

SPEAKER_01 26:33

We don't have a problem with you, Clint. I just yeah, I think unfortunately. But we don't know yet. We haven't known he said two words.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

I also think it's that weird thing of like Clint seems like an actual person that stepped into a circus.

SPEAKER_00 26:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

So it's like you're not boring, but compared to these lunatics, you are some guy.

SPEAKER_00 26:50

You are some guy.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

Sorry, mate, you can't be back here without a wristband. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

Yeah, the maintenance group.

SPEAKER_00 26:56

Yeah, yeah. Um, but Lauren was really going, my best friend Jamie. What? Which I'm not into. I love Jamie. I love Jamie and Dave.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

They're the best. They're Australia's sweethearts.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

They are Australia's sweethearts.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

But are they flying too close to the sun?

SPEAKER_01 27:12

But are they flying too close?

SPEAKER_00 27:16

After flying to do it, Rich, do it. After Icarus flew too close to the sun, his wings of wax have melted off and he's plummeting to his death. At the boys and girls meet retreat.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Yeah, I can't believe the sun gaslit me like that. Like, these wings are great. Like, every girl has loved my wings.

SPEAKER_00 27:35

Yeah, but like I'm accountable as the sun for my actions. Because I said that I'm accountable, so I have done it.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Just because you say you're the sun, that doesn't make it okay.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

At the Intergalactic Meet and Greet, boys and girls retreat.

SPEAKER_02 27:52

No, it's just racist. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:54

Oh wow. Alessandro. I'd say I wish them well, but I know they're gonna swap. So we don't wish them well.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

Um live your life.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

Also, Channel 9 must be so pissed that that's out. Because that would have been the that would have been like the moment. Someone in their like PR team or whatever is like lost their job over that.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

But they can never keep it under lock. Like this season, actually, they've kept way more under lock than any other. But like it's never gonna be in the modern day, there is no way to keep stuff out of the news if people are looking for it.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Yeah, yeah, and all of them are going on podcasts and just saying whatever they want. I don't know what contracts they have, but they're not NDS.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

Jackie on Instagram? Just Yakalin, yes. Yakalin, I fucking love crazy eyes. Her essays online just like I'm like, bitch, the show is still on. Like, they could not pay you, shortly.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

That's I mean, do they get paid very well? I imagine it's not. They must get paid a nominal fee, but less than an actor.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

$500 an episode, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

Like, oh, it would be fuck all.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

Yeah. Because it'll boost your business at some other point or whatever. Although, what is Adrian's business? Because he talks about it a lot, and is it just printing hockey jerseys? Misandry. I wish. That would be much more refreshing than good old misogyny.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Well, there's never a dull day in the old-fashioned business of misogyny. Business is booming.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

It is booming on Channel 9.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

I think he um works for the subtitles committee because no subtitles has been employed more than when Adrian's been on the show. Honestly. You have people that don't speak English who are subtitled less than Adrian.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

Yeah. Yeah, it's like a caveman situation. I know. It's boganic.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

He's so boganic.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

Actually, that's an insult to Bogan's. I love Bogans. Love Bogans. I have no problem with Bogan's.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

I'm a lovable Bogan. Shine, shine, shine.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

I don't like people that put on airs. I don't like that as an Australian. Just be normal.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

Yeah, just be normal, Lauren. Just be normal, Lauren.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

Should we move to our next couple?

SPEAKER_00 29:57

Oh, we've only done one, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

Who's next to come to the couch? How about Veronica and Elliot?

SPEAKER_00 30:03

Oh, the actor.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

This is so she's an actor. Is that what's happening?

SPEAKER_00 30:07

She's an actress, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

I think she's doing a great job.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

She was in that movie that you were like.

SPEAKER_00 30:13

I think I auditioned for a movie that she's in.

SPEAKER_01 30:16

Shut up.

SPEAKER_00 30:17

Yeah, because I found her Instagram and I was like, the person she's like posting about is really familiar. Why? I don't know him. And then I was like, I think I actually she's in a movie I auditioned four years ago. She looks like an actress.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Like she's got a late Mr. Vibe about her.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

She's a babe.

SPEAKER_02 30:33

She looks like someone you want to see on TV. I don't think she's a girl as a theatre actor. She doesn't look like an actress.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

She's soap, she's like a a top-tier soap girl. Like a stan soap.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Yeah, not even like soap is in I could watch her in a palm olive commercial. Like I could watch her rub her hands on the phone.

SPEAKER_00 30:49

Palm olive, that's really intro. Although I guess they still shout out Palm Olive.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Yeah, well that I think Lauren would be a more natural fit for a palm olive commercial.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

Do you know what I'm disgusted in though? Is just the general public and the viewing audience of this show and how quickly they jumped onto Elliot's side. Like, have you been online?

SPEAKER_00 31:15

The edit's really strong.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

The edit is strong.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

I mean, it I imagine she was saying other things I around saying, I don't believe you in that story. There must be other things that were.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

People are acting like she was like, Your sister's a dumb bitch, and I wish she died in that coma. It's like people are acting like she said that.

SPEAKER_00 31:33

Yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_01 31:34

She did. She was like, yeah, look, she kind of fucked that up. Let's be honest.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

She shat the bed so hard. He's a pig. It's so easy to go him. And she went him on the one time he wasn't a pig.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

She went the wrong time.

SPEAKER_02 31:45

Idiot.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

Yeah. Inexcusable. I know, but she'll get more opportunities. It's fine. And then she'll be like, I was right. My instincts were right.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

Yeah, Elliot is gonna Elliot eventually. Like, unfortunately, he's doing a good job of hiding it right now. But much like Tony's desire for a baby, we will eventually see through that.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Elliot got papped recently on a topless hike in the Gold Coast looking very hot. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a mustache now and more tats. He's looking quite sexy.

SPEAKER_02 32:14

I wonder if he was gonna go for a hike with Karina and then never call her again. As I hear Karina is not a great hike buddy.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

So uh you ghosted uh you ghosted Karina.

SPEAKER_00 32:26

Oh it's like he like when the experts use words like that, it's like when your parents used to be like, oh, was it cool? And you're like, oh, don't say cool, mum. Yeah. It's like, were you ghosted? Were you ghosted?

SPEAKER_03 32:38

It's not okay to gaslight a person. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

Yeah. Also, what you were saying about John was so true. How John talks not having like his head up. He said, And listen here, mate, you've been doing this dance a really long time. And I think that you can either change I'm gonna stop you right there.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

Are you John? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you didn't, John, and you should have. You should have kicked out a person who punched a hole in a door for all of Australia to see that that's not uh okay. Yeah, anyone would lose their job if they had a job on the clock where they punched a hole in a door. 100%. Let alone how insane that is to be like that's DV behavior, we'll get out.

SPEAKER_01 33:20

We'll get that to him. But John's favourite word is behaviour. And I just can't talk more.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

That's like seven syllables for behaviour is good. It's true.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

Inexcusable and it's um Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

Give us one good reason why we should let you stay.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

Oh my god, contract.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

And then it's like, okay, good reason. Thanks, Paul. Pull your socks up. We'll get you some counselling for free. Bye. They're all services.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

And like either Mel or Alessandra or John, like if one of them is talking, the other two look like they're melting into the couch or are asleep. Like, yeah. There are times you see John shake his head and sort of sit up and go, uh, sorry, I just I've got to check what I'm hearing.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

Only one of them is allowed to be activated. And the other two, yeah. Because Mel can activated.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

The share one brain.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

Look, I like it when Mel activates. Me too. I like it when she's a good one. I liked when she was like called Karina's sweetheart.

SPEAKER_01 34:18

Sweetheart.

SPEAKER_00 34:19

Sweetheart, this is not normal behaviour. I loved her. I was like, Yes, Mel. Yeah. And then I thought Mel was gonna turn on him, but I she didn't know.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

She went to a place of sweetheart, and we need her in that space.

SPEAKER_00 34:30

I needed her to like kick him out. I also I was really it was like watching the football. I was like, do it, Mel.

SPEAKER_02 34:35

Mel's face is just so expressive. Like her disgust is like palpable. She really pulls like a gargoyle-ish face. Like it's like she she doesn't have to say anything, she's disgusted with them most of the time.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

My favorite thing, which is what Mel said to Veronica, was oh look, Veronica, I'm gonna stop you right there. Do you realize the way you're communicating non-verbally right now?

SPEAKER_00 35:01

But I love that Veronica's answer was, yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

I was like, fucking queen. She was like, Yeah, I do. I'm oh I know I look like a stroppy cunt right now.

SPEAKER_00 35:10

I'm like rolling my eyes. I want to hear this guy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

So good. But I just loved. Do you realize? Amazing.

SPEAKER_00 35:19

I love it when she says, I can't hear any more of this. Yeah, I'm not sure. It's like being in trouble with the principal. Yeah, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:27

Amazing.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

I just no, this is textbook gaslighting.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

101. As a side note, if you want to do a drinking game in this show, every time someone says 100% of top of something. Honestly, you'd be out of your mind. 100%.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

100%. There was one time on another show where someone said, Oh, would you like to take a seat? And the other person said, 100%. 100%. They wanted all of their ass on the seat. 100%. 100% of mine.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

100%, yes.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

So Beth and TJ.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

Oh, TJ's hot. Beth's hot. Love them. Did you see TJ on Big Brother? No. TJ was on Big Brother. Unless I was last year. This the Sam Marie season.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

June bamboozle. He was not born then. Let's be straight. No, but he was on Big Brother on seven. Okay. I'm pretty sure like last year or the year before, when they were trying to do this like couplesy, like Love Island vibe redo of Big Brother, which was terrible. But he was very hot in it, and there's lots of go and have a Google later, shots of his butt in the shower. Butt shots.

SPEAKER_02 36:33

What's his job meant to be?

SPEAKER_01 36:35

I don't know, but he's hot. He doesn't need a chance.

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Yeah, sometimes it just says like business owner.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

He does deals. A lot of deals. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

Yeah. TikTok. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

Wellness instructor. He looks like a wellness adjacent.

SPEAKER_02 36:47

I'm a I heard someone recently say they're a life architect.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

Get out. I was like, a life. Under the hills. Life architect.

SPEAKER_02 36:57

It might take these plans to counsel and hopefully my life is approved. They go, nah, that looks shit.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

But yeah, TJ seems cute. I think he's one of the hotter husbands on an aesthetic line.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

The eyes are so beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 37:11

Yeah, I like her too.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

See, I think she's kind of snoozedown Salisbury.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

I feel like she might get into some fights later though.

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Yeah, the most recent app, she kind of says some stuff uh to Brian.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

Oh yeah, I kind of missed that. It bleeped it out.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

That's a good thing about how he doesn't he doesn't um orgasm, he won't fuck on a day he's going to the gym because it lowers his testosterone and he needs that for the workout. And she goes, So you're saying you'd rather like fuck a dumbbell than fuck your wife? Oh, is that or something like that? And meanwhile, if he is fucking that wife, he is fucking a dumbbell. But um I think that was pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 37:49

Um I love Jackie here. I don't know. How dare you? This is the Jackie Appreciation. This is the Jackie Appreciation.

SPEAKER_02 37:56

I want her lawyer. Doesn't she say she's a lawyer or something? Like she's really.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

She's Miss She's former Miss Universe New Zealand.

SPEAKER_00 38:04

Yeah, but her Instagram handle has the word jewellery in it. So I think that's one of her businesses.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Did she get it on Ellie Bob?

SPEAKER_02 38:15

That'd be quite a deal. That would be a healing. Would be a good deal. On a healing journey.

SPEAKER_00 38:21

Um yeah, yeah, um, what's her name? Brooke. No. Uh Brooke, Beth. Beth. See, told you, she's snooze. But she's new. But I like Beth. I feel like Beth, I want Beth and Jamie to be like besties and to like call people out. To like queen out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

Yeah. I just like pale representation. I really like that. We've got one girl that's like, I'm white. Guess what? I'm not gonna wear fakes out. I'm really white.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

You haven't seen the new Rural Housewives of Sydney, have you? You watching? Which one? No, so there's a new housewife, her name's Martine, and she is the whitest shade of person I think I've ever seen in my life. She's like a see-through.

SPEAKER_00 39:00

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Can't wait. Well, I know someone who wants to. I gotta say this.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

Nicole Kidman in traffic, and Nicole was in her car, and they said her skin looked purple if not blue.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Because she was giving shades of kidman.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Yes. Bioluminescence.

SPEAKER_00 39:16

Phosphurescent. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

But Beth and TJ, they are new, so like you kind of expect them to like shake things up in the experiment, but they're they they get on that couch and it's like It's like they respect each other or something. Oh my god. It's like they actually want to make the relationship work. It's disgusting. And the experts are like, get the fuck off the couch. You're chewing up time where Adrian could be saying misogynistic shit.

unknown 39:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

When Morena could be like good riddance.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

Morena.

SPEAKER_02 39:49

I love Morena. I wrote good riddance. And it's like, yeah, you think that's come off so well, Morena. You just seem really angry.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

I reckon the edit did her dirty.

SPEAKER_01 39:58

Should we naturally segue into Morena and Tony?

SPEAKER_00 40:00

Oh Morena, I love her.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

Fucking hell.

SPEAKER_00 40:04

Did you really think I was not gonna come back, Tony? It was like the wrestling. It was like the can you smell what the rock is called? Like she came back in. It was so good. But I really do think they've edited out a bunch of reasons that Morena was so angry with Tony.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

I think Morena happens to be a very angry person. Tony. The idea that she'd never had anyone in her life tell her you're really aggressive speaks to a deep denial in Morena. Where it's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

Listen, mate. Listen, little boy. You can't reproduce, Tony. And you're telling.

SPEAKER_00 40:39

It was very visceral when she stamped her own hand. It was wow.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

There was a pencil.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

I also really liked how brutal it was when Tony was like, you know, look how beautiful you look. But it's your personality, mate.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

That was so hard.

SPEAKER_00 40:54

You have a terrible personality.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

I know, but saying mate at the end of it was even worse. No, I thought he said man. Even better. Calling Maretta man. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 41:07

So harsh. Brutal. Um also kind of true. But also like Tony, I don't think you can throw personality stones, Tony. Because I've never seen one on Tony. I've never like anything, you know, like anything for Tony would have too much personality. Because what Tony wants is just someone really quiet to watch him steer the ferry across whatever.

SPEAKER_00 41:27

Like But I think he's got that. Doesn't he have a wife? Oh apparently. I think no, I think he had one the whole time. I think this is why Morena was so angry. And they've cut it out. And I've got to be able to do it. She reckons she talked about it for the whole show and they cut it out. They have an adopted child already. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

According to Morena. My best friend Morena. You've wasted everyone's time, Tony.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

I am. But I still think she's gonna be able to do it. She gave pretty angry.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

She gave she rocked up on set and she understood the assignment and she made television.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

Well, that's what annoyed me a bit about her. Did you really think I was a ghts? Like, yeah, it did feel a bit WWE to me. Yeah, but I mean like the producers made her do that. Just smashed the bigger.

SPEAKER_00 42:10

Well, you knew she was saying she was in the building. It takes so long to shoot that stuff. It's not like they're just like, oh, we really think she's not here. Like she's obviously just on the lot.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

Yeah, I know, but they like flew over. You remember those producers that apparently worked on Jerry Springer and really wound up those people? So like you gotta go in the Mirena and you've really got to like take you should take control and really use your voice. Don't let anyone speak for you, Mirena. Really go in there and go hard. Because she came in like Jerry, Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

But which gay told her to wear that dress? Because that gay needs to be fired.

SPEAKER_00 42:44

Yeah. I don't remember the dress.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Oh, how can you not? Did it was it? It was like the couch.

SPEAKER_00 42:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

It was a hideous pattern. Some yeah, some of the fashion cut, my lord. And Morena's a beautiful woman.

SPEAKER_00 42:55

They need to wear socks, can I just say? Since we're on fashion, wear a pair of shoes. Where do you stand on with your loafers, men?

SPEAKER_02 43:04

With your boat shoes. Where do you stand on Elliot with a um very preppy um tied up jumper over his shoulder?

SPEAKER_00 43:10

I feel it's on brand for Elliot. But I am not looking.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

Yeah, I grew up near Brighton, so like I really respond to people that show high bright nitis. Yeah. That was very yacht club. I mean, it felt way too put on. It felt racist, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:28

It felt racist, did you say? Yeah, just in like it was very country road.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

Casually supremacist. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Yeah, it felt like he would definitely be like um a guy at college. Yeah, yeah, done for insider trading, slash like a guy whose parents paid for him to go to college. Yeah, yeah. Just for him to join the development business. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

That we're comfortable.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

We're not hey, we're comfortable. We're doing well. We're we're doing okay. Yeah, we're okay. We only have to do it. You know? Elliot.

unknown 44:00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 44:01

Yeah, Tony.

SPEAKER_00 44:02

Yeah, well, see, see where they go, I feel like they're getting along at the meet and greet. Meet retreat.

SPEAKER_02 44:08

They are getting along, but she's she's a trip, he's a trip. I don't think they have any I mean, are any of these couples real, but of those two, I don't think they would last for two seconds in the real world. No.

SPEAKER_00 44:20

Agree.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Yeah. I think Elliot's a prick.

SPEAKER_00 44:25

It needs to be said. Say what no one's saying.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

Well, I don't care what anyone says. I don't think Elliot's so great.

SPEAKER_01 44:33

A lot of girlies are simping hard for Elliot out there. Like I did a quick scary end and I was like, what the fuck? Like there's a real people want to like murder Veronica in her sleep.

SPEAKER_00 44:44

Well, it just goes to show it takes such little push for people to hate women. Oh, like the tiniest.

SPEAKER_01 44:52

And it's like, oh great, or we're allowed to now?

SPEAKER_00 44:54

Great. Great. Because it's so much more comfortable to love to love Elliot and also sometimes women uh vote against their own interests.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

Oh, yeah. Tradwise.

SPEAKER_00 45:05

Yeah. Train to the sink.

SPEAKER_01 45:07

Train to the sink. Let's get into crazy eyes on Ryan.

SPEAKER_00 45:12

Yaclin.

SPEAKER_01 45:13

Yakala. And Ryan and Ryan. Honestly, perfect for each other.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

So what you missed last night is that Ryan said that he cannot have sex in the morning if he's going to go to the gym that day because he can't waste his testosterone on sex. This is a well-known. With testosterone and going to the gym.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Today I haven't had sex for the last year because I knew I was coming in today to work out hard. Exactly. To work out. No, but he didn't actually share it with the group. Of course, Jackie? Lauren. Jackie. Jackie. Whatever. Jackie, uh, interchange interchangeable white monster. Um, she uh she was telling the girls all about it. Because she wasn't sure if that was normal. Is that normal that a guy would do? I've never been with the gym guy before. Is that normal? Look at you, you're like totally defending her, Bridge.

SPEAKER_00 46:00

Me? No, no, I'm not defending her. I was thinking about how she must have been with the gym guy if he had the body of God. Oh yeah, she was with the guy with the body of God. It doesn't add up, Jackie. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

And when he got so Rasim. That's a bit of a oh, it's a bit of a big thing to say. Body of God.

SPEAKER_02 46:19

What was horrible in this episode is that it comes out. So of course the girls all tell their husbands, and they're all sitting around the terrible fire pit having, you know, whatever something.

SPEAKER_01 46:27

Where is the Boys and Girls Retreat by the Bay? Byron Bay.

SPEAKER_02 46:30

In gorgeous Byron Bay.

SPEAKER_01 46:32

We couldn't go to Vanilatu again. I wish they'd gone to Vanilla too. Fiji.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

Fiji. No, they No, they just didn't.

SPEAKER_01 46:43

Remember when Katie and who was the guy's name? And they went to um Tasmania? Oh yeah. That was bleak. Tim. Tim.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

Tim. Imagine if Tim was still. I couldn't have rolled my eyes anyhow.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

They got shafted to Tassie when everyone else was in Fiji.

SPEAKER_00 47:00

Yes. Oh no, but I feel like Rhee and Jeff got stooged. Weren't they just in Queensland?

SPEAKER_01 47:04

Rhee and Jeff can fuck off. I'm sorry. They what are they doing on this show? No, I think they're actually getting together.

SPEAKER_00 47:11

I know.

SPEAKER_01 47:12

They don't need to be.

SPEAKER_00 47:13

I feel like they're just fine and actually really like it's not though. And then that's it. They'll just get married at the end and they will. They're probably still together.

SPEAKER_01 47:19

Which is offensive and quite harmful.

SPEAKER_00 47:21

Where is my television? Exactly. I know you always gotta have some though, otherwise trouble things are a bit too stressful. But I feel like their honeymoon was like a hotel in Queensland, and they were both like, oh wow. And it was like, okay. You just went on got like a one-hour plane ride to Queensland. And then like looking at an ocean, you can't swim in because there's jellyfish, you know?

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Yeah. Wait and Ryan have a restaurant open so you can have your schnitzel. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Can we talk about? Um, no, I want to tell you about Ryan. Oh no, tell me oh, yeah, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

No, because Ryan, then everyone asks him about it. Like they're like, so wait, do you not joke of it?

SPEAKER_01 47:58

He loves talking about his dick, which is why I'm attracted to this guy. He had the she gives good hair dick. I'm so attracted to Ryan. Like, no, no, no, like I cannot tell you. I'm so attracted to this.

SPEAKER_00 48:10

Like even like personality and everything.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

Uh no, mmm. Sure.

SPEAKER_00 48:16

More physical.

SPEAKER_01 48:17

Physical and just I just love a disgusting horny man.

SPEAKER_00 48:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

Do you think he's that horny?

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

He the other night with the experts, he's like, oh, we may have uh progressed our lady just protest. He's always talking about fucking, it's all he's talking about.

SPEAKER_00 48:34

Which is hot. That means they're not having Joel.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

That's me bragging to the boys at my all boys private school, and I was like, I fingered my girlfriend, and then they said, Did she get wet? And I said, Do you go inside the undies? Like he would be the same.

SPEAKER_03 48:47

I think he's all talk. I think he is so all talk. Nah, he has no game.

SPEAKER_02 48:51

I think he is hugely Yeah, they totally are. Yeah. Yeah. But no, no, he got but it's just this thing of like he wants to look cool in front of everyone, and it's so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

He just discovered what sex was like last week. And now he's like doing it all the time.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

It's a thing of like, if you cared a little less about what everyone thought, you would be so much cooler to hang around with.

SPEAKER_01 49:14

But he's a nerd that got fit, and then now he's like awkward, and he's like huge body kid. I reckon you're I reckon he's warm fat kid, he's like nerdy, and then he's like got super hot and fit. He's also an actor, you know, right?

SPEAKER_00 49:27

Is he?

SPEAKER_01 49:28

Yeah, he was on NCIS Sydney.

SPEAKER_00 49:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 49:31

I saw his King Leah, it was transcendent.

SPEAKER_00 49:36

He's Ryan is preparing for his role as King Leah.

SPEAKER_01 49:39

He's a Bell Shakespeare company. He's an aspiring actor. Wow, okay.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

Well maybe we'll cross paths, but not sound better at Ryan.

SPEAKER_04 49:46

Hey, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:47

Um you better be off book. There will be no scripts on the night. Um, Ryan, I feel I yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:58

He's trapped. He feels so trapped.

SPEAKER_00 50:00

I know, but I really feel like he's subscribed to some kind of like you are a premium male. You are number one male, and number one male works out for this many hours. And it is good if you have protein shake and don't.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

Do you know what that is? That's like he's like a South Yara gay. Like, literally, every conversation I've had with a South Yara gay on Grindr consists of like, oh, oh, it's it's cheat day today, so I'm gonna get KFC, ha ha ha. And I'm like, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 50:25

Well, I'm one suburb away, and look at the difference. My whole life has been a cheat day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:33

I'm on yeah, I'm on cheap all the time.

SPEAKER_00 50:36

But um, but the double standard that was pointed out was quite satisfying last night. Because she was like to the gals, is it weird that he withholds sex to go to the gym? And they were like, Yes.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

He just wants an excuse to talk about how full his balls are.

SPEAKER_00 50:51

Yeah, and that he's like, I love it.

SPEAKER_01 50:52

And you're all falling for it, and we're all he loves it, we're all talking about his dick.

unknown 50:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:56

I'm surprised he doesn't have to be a little bit more. And then he got really sad upset about it and like pulled her aside to be like, you can't do that. Like, you can't talk about our sex life. But it's like you literally told the nation that I give love to.

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Yeah, and he pulled this move. Look, I'm just gonna say this once.

SPEAKER_04 51:13

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

When you have to say that, I'm like, you're trying to sound powerful. That's so embarrassing. You don't have to tell me that you're only saying it once. Just say it once. Listen, I'm only gonna say this once. If you do that again, this relationship is over. And she like laughed.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

Yeah, because she doesn't care.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

She doesn't give up.

SPEAKER_00 51:31

She's like, fine, let it be over. What do I care?

SPEAKER_02 51:33

You weird boy man, you trek completely. Yeah, it's like Pinocchio trying to become a real boy. It's like humiliating. Become a donkey already, get interesting.

SPEAKER_00 51:44

But yeah, I really loved the like high horse of being like, I can't believe you've talked about our sex life on a show about people having sex on national TV. What are you doing? And then it's like he said something absolutely disgusting about it.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

We talked about her when they when the producer's like, what do you and um Ryan talk about? And she's like, uh, data centers? We had a really good conversation about data centers. Yeah, oh my god, my mind leads.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

I was like, what?

SPEAKER_00 52:10

Are you about to do that? Are you guys running the FBI on their way? I hope so.

SPEAKER_02 52:15

Get them all in a sprinter van.

SPEAKER_01 52:17

Who's running the data centers?

SPEAKER_00 52:19

And you're exploiting old people.

SPEAKER_01 52:21

Exactly. Genshia style. Also, the apology drama at the dinner party with Jackie when she requested an apology. Oh from Rhee. Oh, I can't remember it. Was sensational.

SPEAKER_00 52:34

But I reckon my theory about her problem with Ree is that Ree was who Ryan put as his number one on the photo challenge. Yeah. And she's just gonna run. She's like, you know what? Text Jeff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:44

Also, I also think the producers were like, Re and Jeff are boring as fuck. So they put Jackie up to it. They're like, we need them, we need someone to stir them a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 52:52

Definitely.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

I think Ree's a really smart woman. Like I think she's smart enough to go like, because all I see is Ree going, I'm not gonna give you what you want. I'm just not buying into this. And it's like, yeah, then why do the show? Like it's a bit like you can't. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 53:09

Cause I wonder someone for the right reasons, actually.

SPEAKER_02 53:11

What do they think the exactly the right reasons are OnlyFans, Fame, and Maybe you'll be Lucinda Light. Um, but I wonder now in like a post-Lucinda Light world what people are which is what I think we're all living in. Wake up people. Um we're traversing it. I'm holding a candle for it.

SPEAKER_00 53:29

Um, we love Lucinda. I miss her. Oh, she's best.

SPEAKER_02 53:34

I mean, for those of us that follow her, she's never really gone. Um, but I wonder like if they're trying, if some people are trying to do more authenticity, because who knew Lucinda would steal the nation's heart like she did. So I just I just sometimes wonder like what version of themselves are these people trying to be.

SPEAKER_01 53:51

They're very aware of the cameras and the opportunities for sure. Except for Rhea and Jeff. Um and yeah, they're they're trying to be the next breakout star, no?

SPEAKER_00 54:02

I think so.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

But that's why I go like someone like Rhee. I'm like, you're refusing to participate in the drama, which is smart as a person, but like boring if you're trying to make television.

SPEAKER_00 54:12

So like I have a feeling that she is on it to find a person.

SPEAKER_02 54:17

I just can't believe we live in a world where anyone would really.

SPEAKER_01 54:21

Well, no, yeah, she didn't understand. Rhe and Jeff do not understand the assignment. I hate that they like knew each other before. It's like not what this show is, so boring. Hate that. It's their fault that there's three people in Perth, right? Like the fact that they rock. They're from Melbourne, aren't they? I'm pretty sure they're from the Players. She's from Melbourne. Is she? Oh yeah. Oh, they're from Perth.

unknown 54:39

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 54:42

Karina and um French um hairline. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 54:45

Those doors safe in Perth, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:47

Rhein Jeff are giving aggressive Perth energy, though. I get it.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

But with a Melbourne flavor with a Melbourne flavour. With a Melbourne flavor, Adelaide Rising. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:57

Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I'm not interested.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

No, you sound like the audience. That's they're boring. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 55:04

Although I think he's getting mouthier, which is interesting.

SPEAKER_00 55:07

Into it.

SPEAKER_02 55:08

Yeah, he's trying to stir up a bit more drama, which is interesting. He feels suddenly short to me.

SPEAKER_00 55:14

Has he always been? He looks tall. He's tall.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

Looks very tall. He looks like he's not big Dave, but he's almost there. Yeah, I mean Big Dave is like Big Dave is big Dave.

SPEAKER_00 55:22

He's a big glass, tall glass of water.

SPEAKER_02 55:24

He's a big big glass. Can we talk about them? Let's talk about people we love. All right, let's talk about it. Jamie and Dave.

SPEAKER_00 55:30

Love Jam number. Jamie and Dave. I feel like Jamie so far has always hit the nail on the head. Her instinct is always right. I can't wait for her to be activated because I feel like I'm on her side.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

And did you see the teaser for tonight? Is that she is upset because all the girls start defending, I think, Lauren Lauren. And Karina's defending her, and maybe who will just whatever. Um another boring girl.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

Fina?

SPEAKER_02 55:58

Maybe it was no, but I think it was maybe who knows? Who cares? But um someone else, and then uh Jamie's like, oh, so it's you like my voice when I'm defending you, but you don't like it when I'm defending someone else. Yeah. And I always saw this, this is what was gonna happen with Jamie. She gets really invested in everything.

SPEAKER_01 56:15

She's a fangirl, like she's like us right now, talking about this show. Like they always cut to her at the dinner parties, and she's her face is like, oh, she always has the best reactions to everything because she is. She's watching it on the couch. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 56:28

But I think what happens tonight is like she finds out that behind her back, a couple of the girls have sided with Lauren or been like, we understand she was really aggressive, and she's like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 56:41

Because she's like you know what those girls are doing?

SPEAKER_00 56:44

What?

SPEAKER_02 56:45

Gaslighting her. 100%.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

100%, 100% gaslighting.

SPEAKER_00 56:50

Yeah, I mean it. Show up, just show up and own it.

SPEAKER_02 56:53

I'm hitting the reset button.

SPEAKER_01 56:55

They're winning the show though, right?

SPEAKER_00 56:57

Jamie and Dave. Yeah, like they won.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

I mean, what does winning look like when you're a happy couple? You get like one article in TV week.

SPEAKER_01 57:03

Like, who's the one that everyone loves from Forever Ago? The like guy with the shaved head and the what's their name?

SPEAKER_02 57:10

See, that's that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 57:12

The ones who have kids now, the ex-cricketer guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Short king and beautiful Wasn't he a cricketer or something? Oh gosh. And she's like a um redhead.

SPEAKER_01 57:21

They're gonna be them. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 57:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:24

But that's if that's success, you don't know their names. So like it's not like it's really a great. But people do. They know Katrina Roundtree. The bass line.

SPEAKER_00 57:36

It's a real palm olive reference. Exactly. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 57:39

It's like if I can't imagine you going to sleep in a giant egg cup, like I do with Katrina Roundtree, upside down. Um, then I go, that's not famous. Katrina Rountree is famous.

unknown 57:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:50

So is Tanya Zaeta.

SPEAKER_01 57:51

Tanya Zayeda, Tempany Deckett. Stopy. Shelley Croft. Tanya Zaida is my favourite person. Name him.

SPEAKER_00 58:02

Name him.

SPEAKER_01 58:04

Should we talk about Sierra and Billy? R.I.P.

SPEAKER_00 58:06

Oh my god, R.I.P. I actually totally forgot about their existence. You know what's weird for me is that Billy looks like my uncle. What? But like young, and my uncle is British, and I was like, what? Because he was like, I don't know where my dad is. I'm like, is my your dad my uncle? He's a geezer. Spoiler alert, it was way too old. Yeah, but now I I kind of feel weird about Billy because he looks like my uncle if he was 30.

SPEAKER_01 58:30

He was there for the laughs. He had a tattoo on his thigh that said, like, maps. Yeah. Also he was there for a job.

SPEAKER_00 58:41

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 58:42

They actually would look hot together.

SPEAKER_00 58:43

So I think that she had a party and he was there at the party, and now everyone's like, Are they together?

SPEAKER_02 58:47

Oh my god. She's a great girl. I really like her.

SPEAKER_00 58:50

I actually like them together. Because he'd actually like to be nice to her, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

Are they from Perth?

SPEAKER_00 58:54

Who's from the club? Oh, he's from Queens. He's from Queensland. Is she from Queensland?

SPEAKER_02 58:58

Athena feels like she's from like Wollongong. Yeah. Or is that where Tony's doing the uh fairy card?

SPEAKER_00 59:05

Oh, the charter. The charter cruise.

SPEAKER_01 59:07

When did every time it came up saying charter captain under Tony's name? I like like auditly like giggled.

SPEAKER_00 59:14

It's like that's a lie.

SPEAKER_01 59:15

I was like, that is so. Nikonos, thanks, Tony. He's not Captain Jason. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, shut up. He's driving a fairy.

SPEAKER_02 59:23

Yeah, he's not taking us around the Ionians.

SPEAKER_01 59:26

Yeah. Business owner.

SPEAKER_02 59:27

But Sierra and Billy, do you think Sierra's doing deals?

SPEAKER_01 59:30

Do you think Sierra and Billy like wanted to stay but like caused drama and then it backfired or something?

SPEAKER_00 59:36

It just really felt like her attitude after they had sex where he was like, Yeah, we had sex, it was nice, and she was like, it was a fumble in the dark, and then she seemed very off him, really gave me the vibe of a dud root.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

Yeah, I think he yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:48

And that made me feel um embarrassed. Sierra's file both about that being on the floor.

SPEAKER_01 59:52

I think Sierra's a wild, like good time.

SPEAKER_00 59:55

Yeah, also, I mean, come on, if that woman is sitting with like no clothes on, being like, Would you mind putting some oil on my back?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

Hello.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:04

Could you just do it and not slap her back and then be like, There you go.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

Well, he was scared of her.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:10

Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:11

That's kind of why I got a bit of a gay thing from him, or I was like, And the haircut.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:15

You just want that to be the case.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

Oh no, I don't want to rush.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:18

No, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:19

Um no.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:21

He could be. He is doing all these club appearances. What does that mean? Goes to a club. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:28

And everyone's like, oh my god, is Billy from Maps?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

In the gay clubs, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

Of course. It's like an appearance. Hey Billy, look at me, Billy. I'm waving Billy. Can I get you a drink, Billy?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:37

He's doing gay for pay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

I mean he's an ally.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

Happy bride.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:46

I think he should get a um like a a good partnership with the dermatology clinic.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:51

W why? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:55

Look, not to skin shame the whole cast, which is what I'm making.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:58

I mean, they're an HD poor thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:00

The HD of it all, no one looks good. At those fucking commitment ceremonies, some of those extreme bite shots, inside the pores, everyone's breaking out. Because they're all slapping on foundation.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:12

And they film that's not until like three in the morning or something.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

And we all have texture.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:18

Do you know? And the older we get. Yeah. I didn't realize that.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:22

Just bring back skin texture. Bring back skin texture.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:25

Make skin texture great again.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:27

Um, we wish them well.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:30

Um yeah, who's our trad wife again? What's her name? Lauren. I refuse to remember her name because she wants to not be able to vote. But um, Lauren. Lauren's like 37. Shut up. Yeah. When it came up that her her age last night, I was like, no wonder you find these women boring. You are like a good 10 years on some of them. And she seems like Wasn't that Elliot's problem with her though?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:54

She doesn't have that she was old, quote unquote.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:57

Yeah, and I don't think she's old at all, but I do think like if you're 37, it's it's weird that you're living in such a fantasy land about like what you want men and women to be like. Like, usually you get older and you realise, ah, everything's not as black and white as I thought. The world is full of beautiful nuance. Like, whatever, whatever we learn.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:16

But like she is like the ending of Pleasantville. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:21

Where that's like technicolor.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:24

Yeah, she's in Pleasantville the free. Yeah, yeah. She's in most of Pleasantville except the end. Which I think is the freshest reference, which is a reference she would get as a 37-year-old.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:34

She would as a 38-year-old, she would.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:36

She would have watched it on Channel 10 every night they played it. Which was often. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:41

She remembers terrestrial television.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:43

Alright, we need to get to Athena and Adrian.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:47

Athena. Was I saying Athena? I can't tell when people say Athena, Athena. I know. It's Athena.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:52

Athena. Adrian.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:54

Like a TH sound. Like an F sound. Oh, I was saying it right. F sound. Yeah, Athena. Yeah, that's what I thought so. Okay. I am okay. I'm really here for Athena. Yeah. I think I was genuinely upset at the commitment ceremony when those um experts were saying say something good about him. Because I thought it was going to be a ploy for them to be like, see, you don't actually for the fourth. Maybe you should leave him and they were going to empower her to leave this prick. But instead they were like, But see, he does have good qualities. You should stay with him. Even though he was like, see guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:32

See, I look at her sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:34

And then it's the classic thing of they have sex, and so she thinks that means they have a good relationship. She's been C UNT street.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:40

Do you know what he loves? Do you know what he loves above all else?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:44

Himself.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:44

A channel nine promo shoot. Oh my gosh, so bash. I fucking die.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:49

But doesn't that just tell you who he is effective?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:51

Of course. But when they were like, uh previously at the channel nine promo shoot, oh like every time they say channel nine promo shoot, I get a little stiffy. It's so good.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:01

So I just think of like Eddie Maguire. Yes. And I'm like, ew. Any man that's like, sorry, I won't be there, I'll be at my channel 9 promo shooting. But there was a promo shoot. Wow. And I wasn't there. Yeah, channel 9, we're not going to be able to do it. Yeah, it was actually so disrespectful.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

It was disrespectful. I'm not going to bring up the family. I'm not going to talk about the family because it's disrespectful.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:19

Oh my god. The only disrespect is him to the English language. Like, it is hard going for Mr. Adrian.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:27

But I feel like Athena's gonna watch this show and be like, what? Because afterwards, when she already had the fight with the family, the sister being like, well, you can put a ribbon on a garbage can, still garbage, and him being like, yeah. It's like, what?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

Can we talk about it?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:41

But Athena loves putting a ribbon on a garbage can. Yeah. I also think unfortunately, I really get two people that have made an agreement that they're gonna do the whole season, they're not gonna leave.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:51

I get that from Jackie and Ryan also.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:53

Well, they said it. They literally said it on the show, like, we've made an agreement that we're not gonna fight, we're just gonna keep going.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:58

Yeah, they want to get that air time till the end. Yeah, they've already taken the time off work. Fucking, yeah, make it work.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Make it work.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:06

Can we talk about the twins on twins on twins? Oh, they're very important.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:10

It's a real thing we need to know about twins.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:12

When those three sets of twins were there at the Meet the Family thing, like you cannot write this. Three sets of twins? Yeah. Yes. It was three sets of twins.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:24

He's a twin.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:25

Oh, he's sorry, his twin wasn't there. He was hard. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It was almost three sets of twins. Twins and twin girls.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:32

No wonder he's messed up.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:33

I mean Is there another child? Is it just two sets of twins and is there a single?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:38

All I know is that this chromosomally was going on.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:42

It was so good. The disrespect to the family.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:46

Didn't you also say that you heard that he's saying his twin will do the next season or something?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:50

Yeah, he's online threatening that the twins going next year.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:56

For the viewers that can't see my eye roll. Listeners, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:00

Also, another great another great quote from him was What's wrong with Nando's?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:06

Oh, yeah, that was. Good. Amazing.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:12

Do you think they even like Mr. Nando's was like, let's reward that boy.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:17

They're like, Have you even done a date night? Yeah, we've done date night. Nando's.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:21

We haven't, Adrian.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:23

You haven't done anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:25

You've got to show up.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:26

You've got to show up.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:27

How have you shown up?

SPEAKER_03 1:06:29

With that sibilant kind of S that the Drew Barrymore kind of S that she does. Where it's like, it's really hard for me, Adrian.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:37

Like, shut up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:39

I know, but they're fine because they've had sex. I just made. Is what the show tells me.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:44

Totally. I just am annoy. It's really annoying when they pass the point of credulity where you're like, I just can't believe anything you're saying anymore because you are not that dumb and great sex is amazing. But if he's not even a good thing, he doesn't deserve it.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:00

He doesn't look like that man needs to be put in the bin. No ribbon.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:05

But you're right, the best moment was still uh. I'm gonna ask you again for a fourth time, what do you like about it? It's not a hard question. So good.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:17

And the really hard question that was like, um, and then what was the answer? It was like, oh, sometimes the way he looks at me when he doesn't know I'm looking at him. Yeah, what?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:28

Honestly, that's some creepy shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:35

No, he's thinking about something else.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:46

Alright, should we get to Corina and Paul?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:50

Oh, Paul. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:51

Because oi, oi, have never regretted anything more in my life.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:57

His accent is boganic. It's boganic. It actually like is unlike how you get from a French accent and then you go on all the Australian accents, you're gonna go the roughest at times.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:08

But it's like he learned it from that show everyone loves Noi from you know the um H2O, just add water. Is that what it's called? Yes. Is that I mean, I don't even know. Is that what it's Rebecca Noe?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:18

Yeah, he watched it. Noie.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:20

Yeah, it's like he so he's got a lot of oi at the end of everything.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:24

He's like, Oi, need to say to you, Karina. This is a good Paul. That oi.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:31

Oh my god, honestly. Do you know the way me and my partner were screaming at the television when he was crying and holding her, like holding her head and holding her legs in the back of the neck. The back of the neck while they were saying, Can you see that this isn't good? And she was actually going, Maybe I can see it's not good, and him being like, Never leave me. I was like, get this man away from this woman. Oh, I was I can't believe he wasn't kicked out.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:56

I know it's it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:58

I mean, I tell you a rock when he was crying and holding that pillow. Stop.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:05

I remember you saying that, that you were like, This is so hot. And I was like, hey, yeah, French men crying is a whole we love it.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:12

But also, yeah, but this is so channel nine. They're like, we'll keep him on and we'll like reprimand him, but then like not at all like properly address this. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:22

First of all, I need to know who the rapper was.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:25

Who was the rapper? Do you think it was Drake?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:28

I think it was Drake.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:29

I'm hoping it was Drake.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:32

I don't know why.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:33

Because if it was Drake, all of a sudden we excuse Paul's saying. I think it was all of D12.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:38

One of them's dead. Proof RIP. Yeah. What if it was Karina Pillar? I actually know quite a lot about D12. You didn't bank on that, did you?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:45

Don't know anything. I know purple pills.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:47

I know all the words to purple pills. Uncensored.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:50

Is Karina mentioned in it?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:52

Well, depends how you read between the lines.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:55

She's got that as like Karina. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:58

Um we need to find out. It's gotta be out there.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:01

Yeah, but she looks like a side piece.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:04

Yeah. She looks like a video hope.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:05

To live that rapper girlfriend side piece life.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:08

I hope she continues to after the experiment. I hope she kicks Paul to the curb.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:12

I do too. Surely. I do too. But I also hope that um I really liked that on the retreat, Jamie was like, what's that horrible noise? And then she went, Oh, it's Karina's voice. And I went, I felt this from day one. There's like nothing wrong with Karina, and I have an annoying voice, so there's no actual judgment. But like I'm like, from one annoying voice to another, your voice is really annoying.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:33

Yeah, I have to say it's something I didn't really notice, but you were like, her voice, it really gets on my tits, and I was like, What about it? And now I guess I get it. Yes, yes, it is annoying.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:47

Yes, yes. It's hard, you know, it's boganic.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:52

Where do we go to from here with Paul? Like, what back to Turkey. Back to another transplant.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:01

I feel like he's just gonna do a lot of um crying. Yeah. He might become the face of men. And like Mia Coolpa until the show's over.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:09

Become the face of like men's shed. Gotta get men talking. Let's get men talking.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:13

Yeah, he's gonna do it on. He's gonna do like a Beyond Blue campaign.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:17

But the police are involved now. Did you read that? I've also found a lot of people.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:20

I did read the cops are involved.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:22

Yeah, the cops after it aired were like, excuse me? And they are involved interviewing people on the show and demanding the footage. Think we should FOI about footage like what happens.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:33

Shit's getting khaki.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:36

Big brother up late.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:38

Oh my god. Um, what are our hopes and dreams for the rest of the season?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:47

Oh god. Um, the apocalypse. I'd love the apocalypse to turn up. I want affairs.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:53

I want more affairs. There haven't been enough affairs.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:59

Yeah, true. At all.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:00

Boring.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:01

So boring. But every night I watch this show.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:11

Yeah, I feel like having just cringed all of Salt Lake City, I now want like true crime mixed in with my show. You want some generators. I would really, yeah, I want like a surprise arrest.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:22

Brittany recording everyone.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:24

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:25

What if like Clint's like in some golf scandal and all his trophies are taken away?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:29

Oh still boring.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:32

I'm trying to help Clint. I'm trying to give him a storyline.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:35

Not even that would rescue Clint.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:37

I think Clint finds his biological mother. I don't know. Something.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:41

Anything. Might as well have to remove the Clinton.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:43

Clint's face falls off. I just want Clint to have a storyline. Justice for Clint.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:47

Have we actually covered everyone who's left on the show? Everyone. That's everyone.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:50

Yeah, they're quite forgettable, I have to say.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:52

Honestly.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:53

It's they get a lot of story out of very little footage, don't they?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:58

Yeah, I mean it is amazing. Jackie, Ryan, Jamie, Karina.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:08

Big Dave.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:09

Oh, Adrian. Athena. She's so memorable. Um yeah. That's about it. Jamie, I really like. Dave's name, I don't remember, but I remember how he looks. He's gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:25

Also that he is one of the only men sometimes being like, excuse me, that's not very nice.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:30

I'm getting over that. I'm really getting over him being like, hey, you can't really say that about this. And I'm like, you, I just don't buy it. I don't buy it if there were too much.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:41

It's too ham-fisted. He's like, see, I always want you never do that in front of a woman. It's like a shit.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:46

Yeah, see, that's the thing. I always want someone on this one of these shows to be like really articulate and like destroy like eviscerate someone with like the reason that they're being a misogynist, you know, terrible person. I just want one person who's quietly sitting there the whole time to be like, you know what? And then give everyone their number.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:06

You're gonna be waiting so long and also. It's never gonna happen. If someone did do that, they would be so satisfied.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:13

Maybe Morena already did it.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:15

Morena's a very articulate.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:17

Not done with you, little boy.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:18

Which I say goodbye.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:19

Yeah.

unknown 1:14:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:22

Well, we should toast to Morena.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:23

Let's toast to Mirena. Our fallen queen.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:25

Our favourite DJ.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:26

May she get a record.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:30

I want to dance with Morena.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:32

I hope she either A becomes a real housewife of any of Wollengong. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:38

Or I think she's from Melbourne, no. She's a real fish wife.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:41

Yeah. Or B runs for as an independent in the upcoming election.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:49

Those are the two options a housewife or a politician. Yeah. In charge of policy.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:54

Those are the only options for tall women.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:56

It is true. Yeah. Can you imagine Morena for the seat of the case?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:01

I hope she gets a job being a model and walking for fella Hamilton. Or maybe Suzanne Gray. Or witness or some weird brand for tall women. Yeah. Q Yeah, for like tall from the big and tall shop. Sarah plain and tall. Yeah. Maybe she can walk for them. Morena's gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:22

I mean I guess they are. Like a look, I've got a good idea. Let's go someone really tall and put clothes on them. Then maybe people think they look good in case.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:31

Yeah, I think I've broken the fashion world wide open. Guys, imagine clothes, but on tall women.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:37

But also really thin.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:38

Tall. Yes. But also she's really broad. She is broad.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:43

Oh, I'd love to. I would absolutely go to a fashion week Morena was modelling at.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:48

Absolutely. The face of Fashion Wing. Yeah. That's her C option.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:52

And she could DJ the event afterwards.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:54

It's a package deal.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:56

And with prices starting at $500, your label could really benefit from me.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:01

If her friends are there, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:02

It's actually really interesting, Tony. You see, what I do is I actually go to designers and I talk to them about their clothes, Tony, because that's really interesting.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:12

Look how beautiful you are, man, but it's your personality. Well, that's the models. It's just your fibre of your being. It's you to your very core that I don't like.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:20

You're not good as an object, but who you actually are is no good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:25

Well, Bridget. Ash, thank you so much for being here.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:32

Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:33

Bridget, could you take us out with the voice? Do it.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:36

And at the end of the podcast, Sam and Ash drank some more rose, and Bridget patted the chihuahua.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:44

Amazing. Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:47

I forgot your name. Frida.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:48

Frida.