The Cringe is Real
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The Cringe is Real
The Real Housewives of Sydney - S03E06 (w/ Christian Gillett)
Just the one margarita? Not on this girls trip. Join Sam and Christian to recap all the frozen cocks and helicopter swoops of the week. Martine is SPIRALING and Krissy can’t stop the deck jokes. Tensions rise as Sally prompts the divas to recount the healing session. That and some White Lotus and RuPaul’s Drag Race.
This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. Welcome to Australia. Aussie, Aussie,
SPEAKER_02:Aussie. This is kind of tragic. Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous. So sorry about this. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_01:Hello. Hi there. Hi, Christian. How are you going? Yeah, good. Thanks, doll. How are you? Look, I'm good. I would like there to be a ban. on april fool's day yeah great like girl i know you were you cringing yesterday yeah and i think a lot of them it's like they're just they're not even clever anymore none of it was clever like it's like you're stating the obvious so it's not even like i've never fooled at all no and when you are it's disappointing because it'll be things like oh like did you see Courtney I know I'm the host of right which was like quite funny and I was like oh is it really I actually yeah for one one millionth of a second I was like she's doing this and I was like no though I will say shout out to Ryan Gonzalez he did a fabulous one saying that him and Jeff Van Der Zandt side show and I was like oh my god wow they fooled some people they really fooled me that was I I fooled Ryan in thinking that I was fooled. Yeah. And then they were like, oh honey, it's not real. And I was like, girl, I don't. But also low key, I'd love to see a productionist on a show at the Forum. That'd be great. But then I was like, I'm kind of joking, but also like, we'll be into it. Yeah, loved that. Loved everyone jumping on board with that. But like, I'm more talking about like brands. Yes. And like media outlets hopping on board and being like, he, he, he, silly little joke. It's like, oh. Yeah, and when brands go like, you know, state something incredibly obvious that would never happen and they think they're being clever, it's like, you're not. You're really not. Totally. They're not even trying. Yeah. You know, there's some twink in the PR department who's like, oh my God, this is so funny. And then it's like, not so. And you can tell they spend a lot of time. on it for something that is one day. Plus, we all know it's coming. Exactly. Yeah. Next year, I'm actually just going to stay at home and throw my phone in the bin. Yeah, it's done. Day of silence. We also need... I'm very curious to get your thoughts on gay couples doing the AI Studio Ghibli trend. Because I don't... know if I care enough about this but some people some guys are getting angry so people are getting angry obviously because it is explain it to me well basically AI is taking away work from artists as we know from Studio Ghibli who are really struggling yeah who are really struggling but I think like girl I think because you know Miyazaki was like this is like the tool of the devil basically AI right and it's taking away from the fact that you know they pride themselves on being you know pen to paper The anger is surprising, especially coming from some gays that I'm like, where is this anger on like real issues? Well, that's the thing. And I, and I look, I get, I get the people that have issues. Also, how is it explained to me how it's different when it's picked? Cause people have been doing this with like Pixar. And I did it with Pixar and then like doubted myself afterwards because I saw all these comments. I'm sorry. These are not like, they're not starving artists that you're like pinching their IP. It's like an inspired by look that's computer generated. I don't know. I'm personally struggling to understand. understand why it's a big deal i also think there's no point resisting ai it's here yeah It's queer. Get over it. Yeah, and it is an interesting thing because I think it goes through all forms of media and stuff that happened in film, like with Adrian Brody apparently having his accent altered in The Brutalist. What? Yes. Did he have his dick altered in The Brutalist? No, just the accent. Or the tiny bit of it we saw? No, just the accent apparently. And then, you know, last year the people were up in arms because Late Night with the Devil, which is an amazing Aussie horror film, go see it. Oh, incredible. Incredible. Used some AI images and I'm like, look, this is low budget yeah you know independent film i get why people are angry but also at the same time oh is it lame absolutely if i see another gay couple as a studio i'm gonna go guys gross but is it like unethical Probably not. Put your energy into real issues. Exactly. Channel that feeling. My message to you, angry gay, is channel that feeling. If you're an artist, go and do art. Go and write a song. Go and do a thing. Go to a protest. Have a voice. But whinging about something that exists on this earth. And has... Like, good applications too. Yeah, totally. Is just kind of not it for me. No, it's like, yeah, pick your battles. Yeah, a little bit. That are actually worthwhile. I am kind of enjoying watching people get upset, though. It's huge. We all know that's my favourite thing to do. Twitter, I'll never call it X. Twitter, like, essays. Threads and threads of people going, why this is, you know, not ethical. Yeah, I just... For me, it's like... Pixar's fine, but Ghibli's not. I don't know. Yeah, totally. Whatevs. Stealing art. Make art instead. Speaking of uninspired art, what the fuck's happening with Drag Race? Yes. This... interpretive dance routine challenge? Which I did love. Did you? I did love it, actually. Speak
SPEAKER_00:on that.
SPEAKER_01:Mainly because Lexi annihilated it. She did. And I get what they were doing because obviously it was referencing the vagina monologues. Yes. Which I actually don't... That was very low budget. Yes, it was. But I don't think it has... I actually don't think it has any interpretive dance in the vagina monologues. Correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, I think they added that as a last... They added that in for that. They were like, let's make it a team challenge. Yeah. but I thought the people that came to the table and were unabashedly stupid succeeded and that was the challenge for me and that's why I enjoyed it you could tell the you know the people that struggle in the challenge struggled because they couldn't just surrender to the ludicrous nature of it yeah but it was you know true Lexi was hilarious I thought it was absolutely brilliant she was great I just yeah these kids on this show now the kids the kids they're just like so sincere and like Susie Toot who is so good at being cerebral exactly Exactly. And the thing is, it's really interesting. You've got the queens like Lexi and Anya who have claimed that subversive nature of drag and are really proud of it versus the young ones who really kind of battle with it. And I think it's because I think a lot of them don't ever want to be seen as offensive or something, but there's a difference between being malicious and actually subversive, I think. You have just answered my earlier question. I think it's like people's nuances or like their barometers of like what is and isn't kind of like not okay is like whack these days. And so people are just quiet because they don't want to get it wrong. And it's like, it's not about getting it wrong. It's about listening to other people and asking questions so that you learn shit. It's not about like, no one's expecting you to know every reference to know everything. Like the kids need to chill. yeah absolutely yeah they're carrying the weight of the world they are carrying the weight of the world but also like look up your herstory you know know about yeah in the same breath know about stuff you know like you know like don't come into I think you know and I always remember one of the moments of Drag Race that really kind of shook me was when Jinx Monsoon did Little Edie and none of the you know the pageants knew who Little Edie was and I'm like this is like gay culture 101 here and they didn't know and I feel that's something like You need to know your herstory. You really do. It's important. And I feel like, yeah, a lot of the new queens are sort of just coming up with drag races. Their, you know, book. 100%. And they, you're right. And they're like secondhand references. Like they would know about the lady through Jinx. Exactly. Through the lens of Jinx, but then possibly not any further. No, exactly. So watch Grey Gardens, queens. Go and watch it. It's great. Fucking hell. It's also... the penultimate week of The Wild Lotus. It sure is. Oofed. What are your productions for next week? Look, so I think it's going to go really well for Guy Talk, obviously. They're going to get married. Lisa and him are going to become pop stars. And she's really showing her true colours. She's really lovely and really supports him. So everything's going great. I mean, at least they finally did something. I feel like we spent six episodes of them being like, want to go on a date nah that is true fucking finally and then the date was like vicious yeah she was like you know basically like oh I thought you had ambition oh sorry whoops yeah I thought you had a gun I know where's your gun I thought you were gonna bring your gun out and we were gonna fuck shit up exactly on this date don't you know that people fight that's what we do it's human I was like fabulous and look shout out to Lisa she's apparently the highest paid actor on that show and she's done the least no no I'll believe it so well done well done Lisa that's why she's not in it because they were like everything Graham is fucking$300, girls. Literally, she has been paid more than anyone else, which I think is hilarious. Go off. That seems correct. Kudos. Kudos, mama. Exactly. And what about, I don't know, the girlies look can I just shout out to all of them because it is the one time that I actually just want the Emmys to nominate them as one I think they are all extraordinary I think I mean I've been obsessed with Carrie Coon for a long time I think she's just exquisite and also like the look how she's looking and just getting out there and being fearless in this performance like she's incredible she's just an absolutely stunning woman and an incredible actress really and the writing on those three you can tell has been heavily inspired by the housewives exactly like there's no ifs ands or buts about that like you know that our girl mike white is sipping rose and watching every franchise this is like housewives exactly this is like you know this is where he comes alive yeah like these incredible women that he's got in this show that he just writes so well for everyone like it's like every he's like worshipping every one of these actress like they just get the best material to work with and I think look the interesting thing about that whole thing is it's like even though like you know every week you kind of have different opinions about the main girls, you know, like one week you're really siding with this one and then you're not siding with that one. And it's really interesting that the, you know, the Trump voter is actually kind of the most like in this episode was kind of the most like emotionally mature. Not a Trump voter. Exactly. You know, and it was, I just, yeah, I, I don't know. Yeah. I don't think they're going to go into like deep dark territory like other characters are, but I think it's, you know, they're absolutely falling apart. The thing is, they weren't really ever friends to begin with. This was all kind of performative for them. And it's like, let's go on our girls trip. But they hate each other behind closed doors, which I just love. And are we going to get a double incest moment? Is Twink brother going to fuck the sister as well? Well, did you not think that moment was weird in the monastery? Yeah. She was like, love you. And he was like... I know. This is weird. When he was like, I want to stay too, her face like dropped. And then, you know, two scenes later, she's like wide awake in bed and can't sleep. Yeah. So either it's going to be like a little thing like, oh, she's deciding she doesn't want to stay in the monastery and he does, or it's actually because there's history there, which I think obviously it's been alluded to the entire season. And that's the thing I love about Mike. He just, he goes to the deep, dark, you know, pit of human interaction but puts it on us like it's like oh you were thinking that also look if my mum was a pilled out parker posey i'd probably be fucking my siblings too so i mean look let's be real the influence of parker posey would just kind of you know it'd be absolute mania so yeah and look like what a queen like so good she is just i still say underused in this show I do. In my opinion. But the scenes have been like slayages. Yeah. And I think there's also like, I think, you know, I read an interesting thing. They all have to audition for Mike. So it's not, they don't get offered roles, which is really interesting. And so she would have obviously had this material and you can definitely, even though she would have had to audition, it was still written as a Parker Posey character. Yeah. This was a Parker Posey character. If you've seen all her stuff in the Christopher Guest mockumentaries and all that stuff, she is serving Parker Posey and it is extraordinary. And I remember early on in the piece, people were like, oh, is this all she's doing? And I'm like, shut up. Yeah. Shut up. No, I think that's coming from a place of, I want more. Yeah. I think because we were so spoiled with Jennifer Coolidge. Like we got so much. Yes. Jen. Yeah. That it was like, I think everyone was expecting to be like spoiled again. But I, liked it we weren't we were a little bit blue balls yeah I as a black pink girly I feel like I've been blue balls by Lisa but now that I know she's getting fucking the bank I know exactly so you know and I will say that my mum complaint that I'm about not the show but the fan reaction yeah is the amount of people that are like oh this is so slow that was a filler episode you can go back and listen to every episode of my podcast for that exactly No, but I did admit that I have come... I slowed down with it and then now I'm enjoying it. Yeah. That happened like halfway through. But yeah, first three episodes, I was like, ooh. But even if you think back to season one and two, because people don't remember things anymore. You don't remember the start. You just remember the end and the thrilling ending. Mike... I'm referring to him on a first name basis. Because he's in the room. He writes slow burns. That's the thing. This is a hark back to the water cooler TV show. Exactly. Where you talk about it the next day. What's going to happen? Now, I guess it's a Zoom thing. You'll be in your Zoom meeting the next day and talking about it. That is kind of exciting. Just a little bit of incest chat for the workplace. Why not? At my workplace, we were talking about the next day and we were talking about gay incest. Isn't that hilarious? Of course you were. Right. Thanks, Mike. Well, let's get into the girls. Oh, yes. But before we do, I need to shamelessly plug my live show. Oh, yes, of course. And my socials. So, follow The Cringest Reel, Blue Sky, TikTok, Instagram. And come to my fucking live show. It's going to be so fun. It's on Good Friday. It's on Good Friday. I know. It's on Good Friday during the Comedy Festival. Why have I done this to myself? I don't know. But look. It'll be fun. It will be. It'll be gang girly. We're going to talk Australian Survivor because that will have just finished. And we're going to talk maths. And we're going to talk drag race. And you've got Ash Flanders. Yeah. Yep. Who, you know, really has trouble talking. I'm really worried it's just going to be like an empty silence. It will be. Yeah, it will be. Hates a microphone. Really. So, yeah, get your tics. See you there. I'll put you on the door, doll. Thanks, doll. We'll see you there. Yeah. Alright, this episode, it was called Ice Ice Maybe. Wonderful. Wonderful title. Thank you, Pinch. Doing great work. And previously on The Real Housewives of Sydney, the girls headed to Aotearoa, New Zealand. Sons, Nicole and Caroline. Are we... How deep dive have you gone with the tea on Caroline? Not hugely on Caroline. Um... But I've got to say, I must admit with Nicole, I'm like, doll, get that paycheck and not show up. Oh, you're into it. No, like... I'm like, bye. I'm like, don't get the paycheck because you're not there. Agreed. But it's like, she's doing it. She's getting the money and she's never on it. I don't know how it works here, but I'm pretty sure with Bravo, if you're not in that episode, you get absolutely nothing. They even take them out of the opening title sequence sometimes. Yeah. They're still in the opening title sequence. They keep Nicole. If you're a classic like me, you don't need a comeback. Exactly. Well, yeah, you haven't come back to the show. No, not at all. I don't think she's been on it for like two episodes, has she? Yeah. Yeah, it's two episodes. She had her moment at the dinner and then stormed off. So that's another thing I want to ban. Storming off. Yeah, storming off. Unless you're doing it in the most cunty way. But literally just walking out of the room. Yeah. Oh, come on. We've just had too much of it. It's like... And nothing's ever been a bit Kyle in Amsterdam. No, but also like when there's one every now and then, it's good. But when it's every episode... And the hysterics and everything, it's like, yes, we get it. Yeah. So we start with a helicopter ride, which Montana is no stranger to because, you know, she loves to heli-ski. Oh, yeah. And monocle diving. Centropy.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I know she'd actually, yeah, because she'd been in Saint-Tropez, did you know? She's not mentioned it. No, she hasn't, no. The only way to see Monaco is by helicopter. Exactly. Everyone knows that. Yeah. Cut back to Chrissy at the house. So, I love this. It's like, we're all going heliskiing, but there's only like four seats or something? Or Chrissy and Sally just didn't want to do it? No. It looks scary. Yeah. I would have shat myself. Yeah. And, you know, that helicopter was, as we know, it was going around in circles. It was doing, yeah. When it started doing little tricks, my mind went to a place of Society of Snow. And I was like, imagine if they crashed. Because Dr. Kate says at one point, she's like, I can see the headlines. Sydney Morning Herald, housewives dead. Helicopter crash. And I was like, yeah. And then I was picturing, like, we think they're dead, but they're actually dead. out there on the mountain. Who would eat who first? Oh, I mean, Martine. I think they would. Yeah, she's the new girl. They'd be like, oh, we don't really know you. Sorry, babe. She'd be like, look, guys, all this talk about who's getting eaten first is really fucking boring. It's just so boring. I just can't. I'm over it. I just can't. She just slides down the mountain. But I like Chrissy and Sally. They're like, oh, we're having so much fun drinking tea. At the hotel. What? Yeah, no. Go and do something else. Like, yeah, you know, go to a bar. Go have another skinny bitch. That's all you drink anyway. Go and have another one. I reckon it was actually a skinny bitch in the mug. It would have been. Yeah. Chrissy doesn't drink anything else no I don't think she does does she she loves a deck joke she loves oh dick dick she goes oh love Sally's dick I'll get it because we're in New Zealand we're in New Zealand yeah no good on her fucking love Chrissy so much she's so great what would this show be without Chrissy and her dick jokes yeah I think you know it's like she's just so unashamed about being crass which I love it's really like I'm you know and it's like It's something that I feel like is like, you know, is really integral to Australian housewives is that level of vulgarity. It's so important. And it's something that separates us. I've never called you a cunt. I don't know what you're talking about. So good. You know, I might not be a gynecologist, but I'm not a cunt when I say one. Insignificant asshole hair. Like so good. That is, you know, and it's the thing that like, you know, when you talk to the fans of the US, they really do really get connect with the Australian shows in a very different way titillated by how vulgar we are there was a micro pearl clutch from Chrissy this episode later on I think when they're talking about the ice cock and she's like I could never do that because of Melania and Johnny that's right and I was like sorry you literally yeah talking about sucking dick all day yeah literally but now it's drinking skinny bitches and sucking dick that's why we love you bitch that's your mode of operation that should just be her tagline next season and drinking skinny bitches and sucking dicks. Heaven. Where are we? Back on the chopper. They do all kinds of swoops and tricks. And then this is when I would have done a little poo. Yeah. Yeah. When Martine decides to... You know, be like, oh, I'm going to vomit. And then Victoria gets out the vomit bags. Yes. Which are not the kind of bags I want to see on my girls' trip. No, that's correct. But, you know, I also just love the fact that, you know, Martine's just like, is just holding it in because she's like, I'm not vomiting in that bag. Not in that. Not in that bag. It's not even melanziaga, darling. Exactly. Yeah. It's actually this moment where I'm like, Caroline would have been great in the chopper. She would have been, yeah. She would have told them all to shut up. Yeah, she would have been, shut up! Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Those big titties. Actually, I do love Caroline. Well, if they crashed, you know. Yeah, oh, exactly. Yeah, support. Support. Grab on to Caroline, everyone. I've got to say, Caroline this season, like, she's starting, but also... kind of happy for a bit of mix up like it's nice to not have her on the trip just so we have different groups yeah happening i don't know yeah and look i think it's also just as much as you know we love drama it's like The thing between them and Kate is getting kind of exhausting. I'm just kind of like... Oh, my God. Beyond. Beyond exhausting. It's just like... Now it's about like, oh, she didn't want to hug you. Oh, my God. And now she's into like dark magic or something, you know? It's... Because... This is the other thing. So much is happening off camera. Too much. Yeah. The intercom. Spill it, spill it, spill it. No, I don't know. Oh. I'm just saying the... No, they're talking about it on the show. They're like, oh, the intercom. When, you know... There was fisticuffs. And I'm like, excuse me? You didn't catch that on camera, you fucking idiot. Yeah. They just finished the healing session with Shine, Shine, Shine. You didn't think to like... chase after them with cameras to the bar. Exactly. How dumb. And, like, not even following Chrissy when she went off in there, like, all we heard was the boys, which I thought was quite funny. That was good, yeah. Maybe there's a thing where it's like, if they leave, it's like... I wonder, yeah. There's a safe word. Yeah. I'm out. Oh, fuck. All right. So, Sally is a chill girlie. Yeah, she's really chill. Yeah. She's kind of like, look... On my girl's trip, because you remember she's allegedly organized this trip. With no help from production. No. She's like, on my girl's trip, like, you can just do what you want to do, do what you don't want to do. Just, you know, I'm chill. Yeah. She's just going with the flows. Yeah. She's like, the vibes are good. Like, for now. For now. Yeah. uh yeah it's snooze back at the hotel but yeah back to the mountain yeah the girls have a snow fight yeah and montano tells us that the biv packs a hard snowball yeah which checks out i was like yeah yeah it looked painful and they still managed to have a glass of bubbles which this whole bit was i'm sorry this was chic like in terms of like global housewives like girls trips yeah some of these shots i was like this is impressive yeah and it makes me want i've never been into New Zealand haven't you which is insane it literally looks like that yeah extraordinary like it's stunning yeah it's wild yeah but like I gotta say Queenstown it's all about the adventure shit like the actual town
SPEAKER_00:yeah not much
SPEAKER_01:it's really touristy yeah and kind of like it feels like a a ski resort like village it doesn't feel like an actual city yeah if that makes sense yeah yeah totally as you can see by this week like all of the staff at all the hotels they're all like working holiday visa brits yeah like the gay at the ice bar who we will get to and also at the restaurant might I add oh my god like they have they've gotten the brief and they're like I'm doing this tonight everyone else Martin is on front of house tonight he's the maitre d' yeah he's like he's quitting if he's not doing it like they but you will not meet a Kiwi in Queenstown there's none there it's all tourism one of them wasn't I don't think no none of them are and I'm saying like when we went last year literally we did not meet a Kiwi person in Queenstown it's all like backpacks working it's all like international businesses it feels very like a tourist destination it doesn't kind of like I don't know when you get like certain parts of Queensland that are really touristy it's like that like everyone is there to visit and then you drive like a few hours away to some place small town and like you're like oh oh wow this is a now i'm in new zealand it's like yeah yeah real but you know yeah shoes but like they're showing it off well you know yeah you know i'm like i'd go to that bar which they're they were alone at but you know like i'd go there exactly so for the dinner tonight the girls have a private room at the ibern ibern auburn Where we had our first gay waiter of the night. Yes. Gay waiter number one. Montano tells us that Tim, her husband, was asleep during their whole trip recently. I love this bitch. Like, so, she's basically telling us, she's like, best holiday I ever went with my husband. He was asleep the whole time. Like, did she drug him? Like... great for you it sounds great yeah like that sounds fabulous you went and did your shopping and had your you know she's like i went for a run he was asleep yeah i don't think yeah yeah i fucked the hotel manager she was like what it was no nothing yeah no no exactly yeah did a line of coke oh well i was used to sleep yeah exactly like it's so good i was kind of like okay But Montana is actually quite fun. Like, when everyone around her is down to, like, lol, she kind of opens up. Yes. I actually think she's quite fun. Yeah. It's when people are kind of, I don't know, getting stuck on stuff, she gets a bit bored. Yeah. She kind of just goes in, like, disassociates, doesn't she? 100%. Yeah. She's like, can't we just eat our lobster? I know. And drink our wine? I was like, yes, bitch. Like, I'm her. Let's just do that. Why are we talking shit? A lot of disassociating in this episode as well. Oh, yeah. um dr kate tells us um that she's been a bit cheeky and she's uh the trips are a work right off because you know binges pay for them to go over there so she's just tacked on a little date afterwards i was like love that and you know what dr kate i know you're what you'll probably be watching this or listening to this well done doll well proud of you you deserve this you absolutely deserve this you work very it's a work trip and then just like invite some like dick over yeah absolutely love your work you know she's had a rough last year so she deserves this dick and the girls are like oh yeah they kind of pry for like two seconds and then we'll be like oh yeah cool they're like interested but not like there was no real care after that I would have been like show me a pic of this guy I'd be like inches like come on all of it Fucking hell. No, they quickly pivot to pets in prams. Oh, yes. How do you feel about Ernie, the pug? Look, he's very cute. I'm into Ernie. Yeah, no, I love Ernie. You know, we're both dog lovers. So anytime there's a dog, I'll, you know, drop. A dog with a tongue permanently stuck out is like heaven. Is literally heaven. So cute. Shout out to Pilaf Moore, the ultimate tongue out of the mouth. But like any dog with a tongue out of its mouth. Yeah. Because of its teeth or lack thereof. Pilaf was robbed at the dog Oscars. Robbed at the dog Oscars.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so they move on from that. Oh, another Montana moment. She's like, I'm just not a bitchy person.
SPEAKER_00:Oh,
SPEAKER_01:doll. Doll. Never change. Never change. Then, of course, we go right back to the healing session. Because Sally's like, how was it? Sally's really shit-stirring on behalf of the producers, I believe. I was like, well done. I think the producers were like, look, Sally, we're going to give you a deal. You can claim the trip that we've organized. All you have to do is ask these questions at these moments. She's like, sure. And the first one was, how was the healing session, girls? Fantastic. Like she didn't know. And Dr. Kate says, it was a train wreck, Sal. It was... That... That whole episode. Look, if anything from the healing session that I got is that hopefully it's a little taste of things to come and hopefully Jackie's going to be back and we're getting it. But hopefully... It was great marketing for Jackie. Yeah. She timed it really well with her Zoom watch party. I know. Yes, very good. I didn't. Oh, no, I didn't either. No. Oh, God, we're bad. No. So, if you only listen to my Housewives recaps... and you don't listen to my Australian Survivor Recaps, go back last week and listen to my Australian Survivor Recap with Dan Morrison because he talks at length about his experience at the Jackie Watch Party. So there's a whole bit at the start where he talks about his experience online at Jackie's Watch Party. And it is wild. Did they cut loose? She's a genius. Like she just, yeah, she's like... You're on her mailing list for life now. Oh, yeah. For all of her shine, shine, shine. Oh, absolutely. And she's coming to town soon. Is she? Yeah. Are you going to get a reading? I'd love to. I would fucking love a reading from her. I actually know someone that got a reading from her. Yeah. And said it was like... Oh, really? Yeah. And it was like, cheers. But... Like, yeah, she gives you, like, whether you believe in it or not, whatever, she knows what she's doing. She knows how to serve it. Sally goes, so what was Jackie's role exactly in the healing session? And I was like, great question, Sally. Really great question.
UNKNOWN:Like...
SPEAKER_01:I don't fucking know. Yeah. She was there to, like, save the franchise? I think, yes. No, because it's like, you know, was she there as a therapist? Was she there as her psychic self? What was she doing? She chucked in a little, for free... Your grandma Maria's here. Oh, talking to Maria right now. Oh, yep. I love that she just shamelessly chucked that in. You're getting a country house. Remember that? That was fantastic. You've got to move to the country. It was great. Something about the country. Yep. A house. So good. Oh, God, don't you miss her? I really, really, truly do. Come back to binge, Jackie. We need you. We miss you. Yeah. She's on the books, so it's all good. Martine says that no healing happened and that it was a shit show. Which it was. Correct. There was no healing. No lies detected. No. No. There was actually, like, what's the opposite of healing? Death, sickness and destruction. There was non-healing. Non-healing. That was performed. I actually think it was demonic. Yes, it was demonic. It was not a god. Well, somebody's doing black magic now, so... Yes. We never got that elaborated on. No. Surely we'll circle back to black magic. Yeah, we have to circle back to black magic. Chrissy is sus that Terry and Jackie had a heavy briefing before the show. I loved it. She's like... I think that you've actually told Jackie everything before. And Terry goes, no, no. I fucking love Terry. She's like, no. It's just a very light briefing, actually. Just a little light briefing. She'd actually be really insulted that you're bringing that up and that you're questioning her ability. Are you questioning Jackie's gift, Chrissy? Because that would actually be really offensive. So good. So good. But also, was she there as a sidekick before? We don't. So we don't know. If she was there as a psychic and she was brief, okay, maybe. Yeah. But look, you know, I think Terry probably was like, you know, doll, I got these friends. And well, I guess she did brief her in the week before. Yeah. We saw the briefing. We saw the briefing. But like, it wasn't, I mean, it was pretty brief. Yeah, it was a very brief briefing. Like, you know, she wasn't, you know, but I didn't think the whole thing was at all supposed to be psychic. There wasn't necessarily a connection to, you know, the psychic world. Chrissy was like, look, it was hell. It was demonic. And then she tells us about the situation at the intercom, which was the real healing session, I think. The girls off camera at the intercom. And she's like, that's where we sprung, Terry, because we rocked up and Terry was already there and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they get back into that. And this is where I wish we had more creative producers where they could have done like a dramatic reenactment perhaps. Yeah, something. Get some texts up on the screen. Do something. And I feel like we miss, you know, in the other, in the US versions. Yeah. Where we do get that off camera footage, you know. Do you watch Potomac? No. They do. you would love it yeah start from the start it's so good they do things like because they're having a lot of fun on that franchise they do things as wild as dramatic reenactments and like like super imposing images of other people and like distorting them like they do they do really really camp like graphics on screen in potomac because it's like it's one of the franchises where they're just like really leaning into the campery of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wish we would, yeah, do that. Yeah, I feel like we always get these references to off-camera moments. Yeah. It's like there's no, you know, at least in the, you know, like Salt Lake City, it'll then go to like actual footage. Yeah. Well, yeah, Salt Lake City, they've got GoPros in their handbags. Exactly. And Britney. Yeah. So they're recording everyone. And then, or if it was Beverly Hills, for example, they would have Radar Online, like a headline and swoop over or something. We need like a little bit more of that. We need a little bit more of it. Yeah. Because we're just not, yeah, we need those moments. DMs or something. Yeah, totally. Then when Jackie's gift is thrown into question, miraculously Terry's earring falls off and they're like, oh, it's a clear sign. It's a clear sign. It's a sign from Jackie. So good. Shine, shine, shine. Jackie, come back. Come back. And then Martine pulls up Chrissy for her eye roll whilst allegedly defending her. This is where Martine is like starting to spiral. And I'm like, girl, I don't know. So I'm a big eye roller. I'm a huge eye roller in real life. And I do it over things that are not actually eye roll worthy. Great. I just noticed that I do it. You dramatic bitch. Yeah, just always over the top but like it's not actually and i wonder if chrissy's the same it didn't feel like she was i think she was eye rolling just over the situation agreed not martine's you know interaction i think martine is gorgeous stunning stunning hilarious fucking sensitive very sensitive and from one sensitive girl to another martine i get it totally but also yes chrissy's just she's a vivacious character yep She's a gregarious character. And it's really interesting. She's Chrissy fucking Marsh. She's Chewie. She's their big hair unit. Exactly. And... Going back to the Noosa trip, like, I don't feel like anything Chrissy does is really malicious. There's no... She's a larrikin and she's, you know, she's unashamedly vulgar and is proud of it. And, you know, and I think that's, like, her kind of the way that she operates is just that. And it's, like, you know, I love Martine. She's, you know, there's, you know, bringing, you know, a lot of great new stuff. But it's, like, dull. Like... Did you watch the last season? Did you watch the last season? I feel like... Yeah. Just know what you're coming into and go, look, all right, this might not be somebody I'd be friends with, but at least I know that what they give isn't personal. If they do, you know, it's just who they are. I think she watched it and underestimated, like, how easy it was going to be to slot in. Totally. Or something. Because... I think she wants to be... She wants it to be like this fun, effortless girls' trip. But it's like, honey... It's not. You're literally just, like, a group of randoms. Like, I know she has, like, actual links to Montano and, like, we see that with their friendship and she's comfortable. I think she's the sort of person that only opens up and is comfortable around people that she, like, chooses. Which is, like, a little bit pretentious, no? Yeah, absolutely. Or something. And it's like, you know, you join the show, obviously it will give you, you know... more followers and all that kind of stuff which you know which let's be real we love which we love but like you you are going into a show and you're going into you know something that you know all these women are pieced together from various different aspects of Sydney life and you've only got to look at well from each side of Double Bay exactly but like when a new girl my favourite new girl of Housewives Bronwyn who joined in Salt Lake City that's how you do it that's how you do it she ate Bronwyn and Bose I think yes I think Bronwyn and Bose this year like eight yeah like they came in fresh and they were like do you know what like I'm gonna act like I have been here the whole time that's what you gotta do you gotta part of the furniture asking questions being like hey why the fuck did you just do that or whatever even if you don't know this person whatsoever and they don't actually like when they first get on like you know they've got to try and pretend to be friends but it's like martin is not uh joining that club unfortunately but there's still time because i gotta say first all the episodes until this one yeah i have been a huge yes martin stan living for the megan doll aesthetic living for the kids menu living for the parasols the parasols bring back she got her husband on camera none of these other bitches yeah that is true where the fuck are the other husbands yeah nowhere to be seen so for all of that i say well done yeah this is like unfortunately the kind of drama that i don't like on the show yeah because it's like it's tantrum i feel like this episode for her as we will obviously get to yeah was just an episode where she obviously wasn't feeling comfortable and it just hasn't really kind of worked out how to exist in this matrix of housewives but not feeling comfortable because people are like talking about things that you don't think are interesting is judgmental and snobby that is that is like I'm sorry that is like absolutely how that is yeah there isn't like you cannot change my mind no that is true but if you're uncomfortable because people are saying things that are offensive that's all thing then I'm then I'm Listening. And that's the thing. But I don't, I didn't see that. Yeah, and when she confronted Chrissy about it, you know, and that it was seen as too woke. The woke wank train. The woke wank train. Choo-choo all aboard. Exactly, yeah. And, you know, for me, I was like, no, good. Martine is standing up for herself. She's setting what her boundaries are, which are really important. That doesn't make you work, by the way. True. That's just being what I consider a normal human being that just values themselves. And I think she was really good at that. And, but yeah, this episode, it was the beginning of the spiral, wasn't it? Big time. Oh, there's more to come. They do a cheers and Chrissy's like, yeah, cheers to hugging. I love, she just always has to put her foot in it. And Martini's not impressed by that. So good. But we end there, the dinner. The next day, Montano and Chrissy are in the hot tub. Yeah. Agenda points. Yes. Wow. Victoria Motano says she doesn't even go for a walk around the block with her husband without agenda points. I know. Excuse me? Yeah, but, like, how does she exist? But is this, like, is this because she goes on tangents? Like, she needs to be, like, reined in? I'm confused. I think so. Like, you can tell, like, you see the cogs turning in her head at all times. Oh, yeah, she's got a lot going on. She's got a lot going on. And she, I think, has a very hyperactive mind. New, like, endangered species that she could, like, turn into, like, fashion. Yeah, exactly. Oh God, I forgot about that. Oh my God. I bring that up every week and my guest always goes, oh my God, I forgot about the furs. I'm like, I didn't. Literally the drama of last season. Yeah. One of. One of, yeah. But like, one of not that much. No. Yeah. Last season was a struggle. I'm sorry. Yeah, it was. This one is already better. Oh God, yeah. This one's already killing it. Yeah. And I actually think Martine is, Is a big part of that Oh hugely Yeah I think she's She's lifting heavy She really is And it's like Yeah she's bringing an energy And she's You know As much as like In this episode I think she was like You know going down a spiral and you know not really you know making it more about her like she is pretty cool where she's just like no I didn't feel that way about what so and so said I think you're being a bit unreasonable like she calls it out which I think is really good because I don't think you know and I don't think people like Chrissy and stuff have actually been called out so directly by someone that is not close in the group I do like watching Chrissy squirm so I'm looking forward to more of that back to the hot tub though the They are proud of Chrissy zipping it last night. They're like, good work, girl. Yeah, I know. Because she's like, yeah, I tried really hard to... keep my mouth shut last night. I was like, bitch, you like cheers to hugging. I know. You were like, yeah. Well, that's a lot less for her. At least she didn't cheers to like sucking dick and skinny bitches, which is what she wanted to do. But yeah. Then I love this. Sally and Martine come out and they're like, oh, hey girls in the hot tub here. Can we fetch you a skinny bitch? I know. And then, you know, I love that, you know, she's like, Sally kind of got a bit offended that they were in the hot tub. Sally? Like, what was that? I It's so weird. She's like, huh, girls, you're on my trip that I've paid for and you're in my hot tub. I'm like, sorry? But when you say, I'm really chill, like just, you know. Do what you want. Yeah, do what you want. So they're not allowed to use the hot tub. It's not like it's on a bedroom. But they're already in there. Yeah. So confused. And I'm sure there's room for one more. There looked like there was plenty of room. Nah, Sally would never. No. She's not a hot tub girl. No. But the principle of the matter is they were in the hot tub. Sally's like, speaking of hot, Martine, how are you feeling about last night? That was tremendous. I loved that segue. Sally, I was like, give her the check right now. Literally like being whacked over the head with a hammer. It was as subtle as that. It was so good. She was Tracy Grimshaw. She was like, so Martine, last night, how do you feel about that? She was giving Karen a fair realness. What was happening last night at the dinner? that you didn't speak on, but I'd like you to speak on it now while I make this skinny bitch right now in the kitchen. Thank you, my team. So good. And I love that they were like, oh, just talk me through the dimensions of that. What are the pourings of a skinny bitch? I'm like, really? Bitch! Isn't it just vodka and soda? Vodka and soda, a bit of lime. Yeah, it's not that hard, doll. Lime juice, not lime cordial. No, never. Oh, no, that'd be extra calories. That's a fat bitch. Yeah, that's... Because you know when you're out and you order one and they put the cordial in and you're like no excuse me no absolutely no it's not okay no why would you oh where are you going like pubs that like don't have oh yeah yeah you know in this economy exactly that is true but you can go down to Woolies and get a nice bottle of the lime juice you know you'll be fine She, yeah, look, I think Martine's doing a great job of having a problem with something. She's A plus for having an issue. She's like, look, I'm just having problems with Chrissy for seemingly no reason. And then I was like... We haven't really talked or done much, but you know, I've got a real issue. If you can't explain the issue in like... one second go elevator pitch you fucking lost me like I love a good whinge and a good bitch yeah of course that's why we watch this show exactly but if you can't give me the cliff notes of why Chrissy's an annoying bitch in like one sentence exactly you have literally lost me yeah agreed and unfortunately whereas you know the last time she confronted Chrissy I feel like she actually did have reason she's yeah you know she was like I felt like I was hazed even if that wasn't the case she at least came with a reason yeah and then that language was apparently too extreme yeah i know as we learned from noel because hazing is alive and well in the sororities of double bay i know exactly no the sororities of new york oh oh he's okay that's why yeah yeah yeah because she's here we go with the fact checker i was like what's going on of course noel's in fucking new york because she's a rich bitch exactly she's in new york Full fee paying, no scholarship there. Oh, Chessie Keeble. Chessie! We need a vibe check on Chessie. Yeah, how's Chessie going? What's she doing? She still in LA? Flying into the DMs, doll. How are you doing, doll? Is she in LA still? Yeah. She needs a reality show. Yeah, I love Chessie Keeble. Fucking love her. She's so great. Oh, yeah. So, if you can explain it to me, I'd love that. But I actually, at this moment in the show, I don't know what Chrissy's done to upset Martine. No, neither. Besides an alleged eye roll, which I'm like... And as I said, I feel like if Chrissy's an eye roller, you can just do it over nothing. If it's in your personality to do it, she's just doing it. She's like, do I need to be mute? She thinks that everyone is annoyed and finds her annoying. Is that what's happening? Maybe, but also she doesn't really talk much. That's what I'm saying. She's not actually... It's like she's being shut down, but I'm like, but you're not trying... No. In the first place? And she's just kind of like, I think she thinks they should be making more of an effort with her. Yeah. Which, you're the new girl. You've got to come on. I think the hazing thing is like, yeah, damn right you're being hazed. You're new. Prove that you should be here. And you're on Real Housewives of Sydney. Exactly. I say life is an audition and you better fucking show up. Yeah. Or Mike White's not casting you in the next season. And we know how it went for Susie, so... Oh, my God. Not Susie. Not Susie. Fuck. Oh my God. Okay, so cut to an ice bar. This was- This was actually tremendous. This was great. It was really great. I love when they get, you know, a bar that wants them in there, you know, wants them to come in and there's like a 10 minute sequence of absolutely nothing that adds anything to the show except- Just perfect. This English gay was heaven. Heaven. This English gay waiter, he's like, all right, girls, do you like gin?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And they're like, okay. And don't put your drink down. Don't put your drink down. It'll slide right off, girls. He was like so intense. And they're like, all right. And then they're trying to get in to the chat. And two seconds in, Terry's like distracted by a big cock. A big ice cock. She's like, excuse me, what's that over there? Is that a... An ice penis? Yeah, it is. He's like, yeah, you can do shots through it. Get on your knees. He gets him on the knees. And then, of course, they get some great like promo shot, like trailer bait. Kate completely misses her shot. Doesn't get a single drop of it in her mouth. Which we would never. No, exactly. Terry very good at it oh very good at it and she was quite proud of that I think the gay was like best performance of the day and then she was like hang on do you clean this he's like yeah sure yeah we wash it I love that everyone how would you wash an ice oh my god how would you do that well everyone that's ever worked in a hospital will know this moment where someone goes do you clean that and your answer is just like yeah yeah and then you Look, completely lying. Well, look, it's got a lot of booze going down at multiple times a night. That'll kill the germs. That's killing the germs. Yeah, exactly. But I loved it. I was like, how are you washing an ice sculpture? Just giving the tip a wipe. Someone comes in with like a little microfiber cloth. It goes in and out. Sounds the big ice cog. Sounds the big ice cog. So good. And then look, they needed this ice cock to really like break the tension of the show. And also break the ice. Yeah. Oh, actually stop right there. Ice, ice, maybe shit title should have been break the ice. Ice cock. I don't know. Terry's really good at this says Kate. Anyway, back to the Margie bar. Now we're at the Margie bar. Oh, This was great. I love... You know that Queenstown is like the place to be because they have bars that have neon signs. Exactly. That say things like... One margarita. One margarita. Two margaritas. Question mark. Yeah, fantastic. We love a pink neon sign. Pink neon sign. Yeah. God, they've really just got like... Yeah. Some really trendy shit happening. Yeah. In Queenstown. In this really popping off bar. Oh, it was. Only they were in. Popping off. Yeah. It actually was very reminiscent to their last girls trip in Japan where they spent the whole thing in like the lobby bar with no one around. And I was like, come on. Why are you in the lobby bar? Go out. Yeah, exactly. Anyway. Chrissy and Sally are there first. And Chrissy lies and says, oh, this is actually my first drink of the day. That was great. And I don't know, but she had at least two skinny... We saw her drink all of the skinny bitches in the hot tub. So I love that. She's like, oh, just for the record. My first drink of the day. I've actually never had a margarita in my whole life. What do they taste like? So good. Which wouldn't surprise me because she only seems to drink skinny bitches. Yeah. So... Yeah, mixing it up. Yeah. The Biv and Kate rock up. The good doctor. And they tell the girls all about the ice cock shots, of course, because it's the only exciting thing that's happened on the trip. Like, actually, pretty much. I mean, yeah, the helicopter was fun, but it was all about the ice cock. Yeah. Chrissy's like, oh, it wasn't a real cock. Boring. That was great. Loved her. Then the Bobsy twins arrive. And already Martine can't handle the dick jokes. Like Martine was shut down from the moment she was set foot in that bar. It's like a covert pearl clutch. Because like a pearl clutch is visible and we all see it. We all know that you're offended. But she's doing it in a really... Which is a covert pearl clutch is even worse. Yeah. And look, I've been in situations where I've been guilty of like disassociating if I'm not interested. Like I get it. Yeah. But like... that because someone was being like I don't know really like bigoted or something. Yeah. At least. Or just not interesting. But. Yeah. Well, yeah. You know. Totally. You know, but at least I'll, you know, kind of like smile and nod politely. What? Because they were talking about like investment banking or something. Yeah, exactly. See, that's fine. Yeah. I'm sorry. Talking about like cock shots. Yeah. Great. Yeah. It's a girl's trip. It's a girl's trip. We're in a margarita bar. I think, is it Terry? We're in a margarita bar on a girl's trip. We can't talk about penis. What else are we going to talk about? Yeah, exactly. Of course, we're talking about the ice cock luge. Exactly. so but she was shut down from the moment she entered like she was true she was not wanting to be I think it was the neon sign it wouldn't have look she probably she didn't bring a parasol and that might have affected you know you never know what's up UV these days the UV rays were interfering with her mechanics and she was malfunctioning I think that's what happened yeah it was a yeah they you know got it down from a you know closed down solarium shop and made it into a UV sign exactly she could tell Victoria tells us that she doesn't plan on getting old. I love this. She's like, aging? No, no, no, no, no, no. Not for me. No. It's like, okay. So what are you going to do? I don't know. Yeah. A lot of Botox. Yeah. Then they, yeah, they talk, this is funny, the willingness to talk about all of the things. It's like Botox and getting your tits done and Victoria's like, I love having my small boobs. And then, did we see like full nip? We saw full nip. Amazing. We saw full nip and she highlighted that she. She was like, yeah. Full nip. Great. I love that little sheer. It was gorgeous. It was actually really gorgeous. It was hot. Because it was red and it had this like, it really like, it felt really classy and beautiful and even with the nips. And she's like, I'm never getting fake tits because I love having my small boobs. Well, she's got a very busy schedule of doing stuff that, you know, that would interfere with, you know. She says, having small boobs suits my lifestyle. It does, yeah. She's doing things that would, you know, if she had big boobs. You can't heli-ski in Monaco with fake tits. You know, yeah. Big bolt-ons. Boom. Yeah. It's why Caroline wasn't invited on the trip. Wouldn't have been safe. I don't think that was safe. Martin is like, this group is like a competition to see who can say the most. And to that I say, yes, Martin, it's called The Real Housewives. Welcome to the chat. She didn't say one thing. It's a literal competition to see who can say the most. So stay in stuff. But also they're creating conversation out of nothing. That's the whole thing about this show. You are literally creating conversations out of nothing. And look, maybe she's not used to that. Maybe she's not, you know. But the thing is that's why they come in with these stupid tales and these things, you know. They'll start diverting the conversation to dicks or plastic surgery or whatever because they have to create conversation. But she didn't try once. There wasn't a single, she was on the side, shut down. She was like, I'm not doing this at all. Then she likens the group to rum and raisin ice cream. because no one likes my own raisin is that true though I thought like you know I don't know she was trying to say like she was trying to say these girls aren't her vibe which I get but it's like well unfortunately you're like shooting but also you're shooting with them right now so I don't know either pretend or like make it interesting and tell them that they all like are being shit I don't know well that's the thing that was your moment to go oh for fuck's sake can we talk about something else yeah if she did that I would have been like mother Like literally, that's all she had to do. And if it caused an argument, that's what we want. But instead, she just had like a weird shutdown touch from the left. And look, I don't want to be too mean because I fully get this. And like we both empathize. We've both been in situations where a group of people made us feel uncomfortable. We've just like shut down or left. Honey, we're gay men. Exactly. We get it. But it's just like, I don't know. From what we saw, I didn't think anything warranted it. No. And it was just very... Like, I don't know, was something... Did something else happen? I don't know, because it just... It was very just... Something else at the intercom, probably. Yeah. The end of every episode, they go to the intercom bar and talk real. And something else... Like, because it was just very peculiar. It was just... There was no effort on her part to interact with the other women. It was her on the sidelines. And then all of a sudden, she's just like, nah... She goes, this sucks. This is boring for me. Yep. Which was like a hot mic. That was kind of cab. This sucks. This is boring for me. She goes, I'm leaving because I didn't get a word in. And then Montana has to kind of be like this very, she was like loving this role of like mediator slash shit surer. Because, you know, wherever she goes, I go. Oh, that's right. Which I thought was tremendous. Like, yeah, but she is, she's loving going between the two. And it was a fabulous moment, wasn't it? Like, they didn't even talk about it. No. She basically spoke for her, which I think is great. Exactly. I love Chrissy's like, oh my God, is it because we're talking about a Zen pic? I know. It's like, oh, well, I don't think she's on the same page. She's like, maybe she's got some issues with the way... Oh, she couldn't possibly be on the same page. And then they just, like, started talking about it. I was like, whoa, okay, ladies. Like, but also the thing is, none of them knew. Yeah. Like, there was no indication that, like, because she wasn't vocalising about anything. She's just on the side. And I get it, like, you know, but, like, there's nothing that, you know... The other women aren't mind readers. No. Then Chrissy's like, maybe it's because she thinks we're boring. And then Dr. Kate goes, my favorite line of the episode, yeah, well, we are pretty boring. I love Dr. Kate. Dr. Kate had some great confessional moments. And I love that moment where she's like, you know, talking to, oh, we'll get to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Later on, she's so good. Anyway, yeah, Victoria's like, look, guys, she's gone. It's because she's like kind of an academic. this i loved this so much like you guys wouldn't understand i don't know none of you have ever academiaized before but um she just said that you guys talk about the shittest things so good And that you're a dumber boy. And was this when Dr. Kate was like talking about, well, what else are we going to talk about? You know, Chrissy Marsh has got an IQ of 80. Yes! We've got bloody fucking Chewbacca over here talking about dicks. So good. She's, yeah. Dr. Kate, I'm such a stan, Dr. Kate, if you're listening. I love you. So good. Love you so much. I also love, yeah, that's Chrissy. We're in a margarita bar on a girl's trip. What are we supposed to talk about? Well, amen, Chrissy. Amen.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, then Montano leaves with Martine, who is sulking. And yeah, I don't know. I thought this was actually insane. It's like... The whole thing was really weird as well. Like, it's kind of like... She just walked off but then decided to kind of act up when she got eaten with the producers. Yeah. But then was like really like, no, it's on camera. No, take your mic off. But then they do... Yeah, with Sally, she does some weird like, take your mic off, Sally. Yeah, I was like, what's... But then later on with Victoria at the hotel, she's happy to be on camera again. And it's like... She goes... Maybe I just don't do groups. Which I think was Martine trying to be like... It's me, not them. Which I think was nice... And Montana goes, no, maybe you're in the wrong group. I was like, okay. Which is also her starting some shit, which I love. Yeah. Like, good on her. She's like, she's, you know, we're such close friends, but I'm still going to start some shit. And the episode ends with absolute legend, the Biv, going, can I have her drink? You can't waste a margarita. So good. What a perfect end. She knew exactly what she was doing. She knew that that was going to end the episode. Fabulous work. Stunning. So good. Great. I feel like we're back I felt, yeah, it was a really good episode. Yeah. And yeah, I felt like also just, you know, we got to focus on something else because Caroline obviously wasn't there and there was no Dr. Kate and her screaming at each other. So we got, you know, different little treats. It was Martine spiraling.
SPEAKER_00:It was
SPEAKER_01:great. Because that would have taken, if Caroline was there, that would have taken over. True. It would have been more Dr. Kate v. Caroline. And Martine just would have been on the sides nodding. Yeah, me too. And then it looks like Next week we're still in New Zealand? Yeah, because they always do two to three. Do they? Yeah, okay. You've got to milk that. Yeah. Well, they're flowing them all there. Sponsorship. Yeah, exactly. What are your hopes and predictions for the rest of the season, Dol? Look, I kind of just want Caroline and Kate just to have it out and just get over it. I just want that done. I just want that absolutely done. I think it's not the end for Martine and I think shit's going to go down with the group.
UNKNOWN:What?
SPEAKER_01:more so than it is now. Do you think she'll bail? Maybe or... Well, they're going to have to confront her next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to see a confrontation. I hope she stays. I hope she does too. I'm really shocked this has happened because yes, I know that they're off to a shaky start, but I don't know. To me, she fits in just fine and she's a great addition to the show. So I don't want to see her go anywhere, but she's really hating it. Fair enough. And who's the other one that we... Who's the other one? What's the other housewife that we never... Nicole. Oh, that one. Yes. Maybe she'll come back at some point. Hopefully they're cutting the salary and it's per episode. She's got to sell those vitamin patches though. I know. The Bond patch. Well, that's probably what she's doing. She's been very busy with the vitamin patches. Have you seen the clip with Joe Bailey? Yes. Oh my God. Heaven. Oh, Joe Bailey. Bond patch. So good. Well, Dal, thanks for joining me this week. An absolute pleasure. Thank you. Always a fun time. Always a fun time. I'll see you soon. Enjoy White Lighters next week. Yes. So excited. Bye.
UNKNOWN:Bye.
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