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Australian Survivor - Australia v The World Week 3 (w/ Caroline Courtis)

Sam Cremean

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The ‘mumalicious’ runner up of Titans v Rebels, Caroline Courtis joins Sam on the cringe couch for a recap of possible the most epic week of Australian Survivor ever! Week 3 of Australia V World continues to deliver and we have SO MUCH to discuss. The gals get stuck into some rosé and get chatting all things Parv and Luke, Janine and Cirie, Lisa’s fangirl downfall and the lack of Shontent this week! That and some Wuthering Heights goss. 

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Intro

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Cullen Nation.

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Sorry about this. Oh my god.

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Hello. It's Titans, V Rebels, Rammer Up and Yummy Mummy Carolyn Cortes. Welcome to the cringes of Real.

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Thanks for having me, Sam. How are you?

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So good. So good. What a week.

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What a week.

What A Time To Be A Survivor Fan

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What a time to be a survivor fan.

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It's the best time ever to be a survivor fan. This is like peak survivor for everybody, isn't it? Yeah. We are all like dying to watch more of it, but not wanting it to end. No.

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And we were just saying it's such a shame that they've just dumped it all, dumped all this premium content on us. Yeah. Like a tidal wave.

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Yeah, literally a tidal wave.

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And it's like, uh I've got friends messaging me being like, what are we doing on Sunday? Yeah. Like it's an it's an event.

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Yeah. And it's um to, you know, to have it on the Sunday, Monday, Tuesday night, and then it's like, oh my god, we've got to fucking wait till the for the rest of the week.

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Yeah.

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But I wish that they had just given us like one ep a week, and then we'd we'd be like, I don't know, we'd be like gagging ourselves every week for it, wouldn't we? Yeah. Yeah.

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That would have been ideal. Mind you, I think the grass is always greener. Because I have kind of loved that it's just happened.

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Oh look, who doesn't love like getting it all over and done quickly?

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Like all of our Christmases.

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I feel like getting lots of kisses here.

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Oh yeah, you've got the tiny dog on you. I did say I was like, I can put the dog away. You're like, no, no, she's a part of the furniture. Yeah. Um, but before we get into uh this week's episodes of Survivor,

Horny For Wuthering Heights

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um, I noticed you were very excited about the Wuthering Heights movie announcement.

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Have you read the book?

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No, I can't say I have read the book. Okay. My uh knowledge of Wuthering Heights comes from being married to a crazy Kate Bush fan. Like my husband who's like the world's biggest Kate Bush fan.

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Okay.

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I'm assuming he's read it then.

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I hope so.

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I'll have to ask him.

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Yeah. Um I studied it in school and um and so I've like I studied English literature when I was at school and I just love it's such a deep, dark, stormy, yeah, um, emotional, but but a bit sexy? It's it it like really tight sexy, like it's so like it's agonizing sexy. Do you know what I mean? Like it's real angst and agony. Oh my god. It's such an amazing, amazing novel. Um, and I've probably read it five or six times. So when I saw that, yeah, it was coming out with Jacob Alordy and Margot Robbie, yeah. It's a stunning casting. Like they are both just the hottest Australians on the earth right now.

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Totally, yeah. Yeah, good casting. Um, Jacob does things to me that I'm just like, how are you human? I think he's the sexiest thing ever. And I love his. Have you seen the pap photos of him with different handbags?

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No.

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Oh, he's got like a crazy handbag collection.

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Oh, I love it.

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It's really hot.

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Yeah, right.

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And then Marco Robbie is like, she's just what a legend.

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Well, it just goes to show you how versatile this amazing actress is. Like to go from something like, you know, the Wolf of Wall Street to Barbie to Wuthering Heights, like that's exceptional.

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Her interviews and stuff, she's like she is hilarious. She's funny. And oh, what did I say? It's like a reel of her a couple weeks ago where she's like saying how she loves Love Island, and she had for her birthday, she had a Love Island themed birthday party, and everyone had to dress up as like people from Love Island, and they like rent to the house. And I'm like, you are that's hilarious. Like, I love that. Plus, apparently, this soundtrack of this film is gonna be it's gonna have some Charlie X bangers in there. So that's like, yeah. I mean, way to make a hype film. Cheers, babe.

Australian Survivor Australia V The World Week 3 Recap

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Cheers, to us, cheers to the final, the penultimate week of Survivor Australia V World. What are your high-level thoughts on the season?

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Well, my high-level thoughts are that I I just don't think that we've seen um a series of Survivor that we're all so invested in. Um, and I I mean what I would love to see next is an Australia V uh America. Oh yeah.

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I think Well is that because I've heard whispers like that's what they originally wanted to do or something and it didn't work out. I gotta say, I I'm with you, but I actually really liked the international.

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Oh no, no, no.

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Um this is nothing and and that's not I didn't think I would.

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Yeah.

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Because I hadn't seen any of them before. But I was I thought they contributed a lot.

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I think that um in this first season of Australia vs. the world, they couldn't have got a better cast. Like it was it's such a diverse cast in terms of I know they were all very successful survivors in their own right in their own seasons because they're all winners or runners up. So they're all amazing.

SPEAKER_03

That was a good move as well, because then it's like even if you don't know them, you're being told that they're good players, so you go, oh okay, they earned their spot here.

SPEAKER_01

Totally, they all earned their spot. And it's just highlight highlighting to us like I haven't watched New Zealand and I haven't watched South Africa, no, but I'm dying to, and now I want to, you know, I met some made some new friends in America in New York last year when we watched finale 47, and I met some I met four Quebec players that was super cool, and they had um and since talking to one of them since Cass was announced, I mean, he just said she is an absolute beast.

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I mean, she's beautiful, she's smart, insanely beautiful, she's so funny, yeah, she made great television.

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Yeah, she did. Yeah, she was. I just wish we had seen more of her too and probably got to know her a little bit more.

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I feel like we'll see her again. I don't know. I every now and then I see someone on Australian Survivor, and I'm like, you're coming back.

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Yeah.

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And you're one of them.

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She's thank you.

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But she is as well. I was like, I reckon they'll get you back because she was so good.

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Yeah, she was amazing. Um, I I was listening to sorry, another podcast, but they were talking about having her, like, what would she be like on a trader series? Oh, yeah, this is drop your buffs. Yeah, yeah, they'll just say that, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and I think she'd be good on the traders too. Yeah, on the traders US though, yeah, or any on honestly, any of it.

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Yeah, I think that would be amazing.

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Do you think that's next? They'll do like an international traders.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, like that would be amazing. I mean, I'd love to see some more Australians on the UK or the US traders. That would be mix it up a little bit more.

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Well, I hope American producers are taking note of this. I think they are. I reckon they're looking at this season, they're going, oh shit, okay, so people actually want this. Yeah. Because I feel like they were never gonna do it. Yeah. Because let's be real, like American producers, they assume that their audience just wants Americans, but I think they're gonna see after the fan response from this, yeah, you can do a hot of V world thing, yeah, and people will be really excited about it.

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I think, well, I think the ex the fact that you can't even watch it in America and it's it's not streaming in America and it's not streaming in Canada is insane to me.

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That's a shame.

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It's wild, isn't it?

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Because obviously the super fans have m means and ways of viewing it, but like they're missing all that other audience.

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Yeah, that they could be capturing. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know. I I I I can't wait to hear whether there's going to be another season of it. Um I reckon.

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I reckon. Surely.

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The success of this, like, even you know, especially following an Australian season, they can't, I mean, they have to capitalise on this. This is stupid not to. Absolutely.

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Should we get stuck into it? We've got so much to talk about. Um, let's go back to episode seven. Yeah. Uh this started with we've just seen your good friend Kirby go home.

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Yeah.

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Oh my gosh. And Pavi's like, she's happy-ish that that happened, but she doesn't feel great about it. Because she did kind of, yeah. She dumped her girlfriend.

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She dumped her girlfriend, but she also told her that she was never going to write her name down. And she wrote her name down. True. Yeah. But then she had to show those other people that she was still in the game with, yeah, that she was still with them. So I can see why she did it. Kirby was such an enthralling, huge player, and I'm sure somebody very different than part that Parvity's never played with somebody like her before. Oh no, never. And wasn't that amazing to see? It was cool. Yeah. Like that interaction, like, aside from the chemistry that they had between them, um, just watching Parvati's reaction to having somebody like a Kirby approach her e even during those challenges and say, I want to work with you, you know. It was awesome. It was cool. Yeah, it was really cool.

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I think Parv actually broke Kirby. Because like I think Kirby's like normally so normally so like good at her poker face and just kind of keeping it cool, calm, collected. That's Kirby's brand, right? And you're always like, oh, what's she gonna do? Everyone's terrified. But I think she I saw her kind of she got a little schoolgirl crush on Parv, I reckon, which like it was pretty good. She's only human.

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Yeah, yeah. And imagine, you know, seeing this version of Parv, like Parv is looking absolutely rockin', yeah, and she looks so strong out there. How strong did she look?

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It's wild, yeah. In all the endurance challenges, I'm just like, I could never.

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Yeah, she's um, you know, yeah, very inspirational. Um, have you read her book?

SPEAKER_03

No, I would like to though. Oh, I've remembered. I've listened to a bit of her pod, and that's cute. The one with Shawnee was really good.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I I listened to that as well. Um her book is amazing, like her book is really fantastic, but it just goes to show you that um, yeah, her coming out this season, she was not she was not putting anything to chance back to talking about voting out Kirby. I mean, the fact that she hasn't had a vote against her at this point is wild. It's wild, isn't it? Wouldn't you like who do you think was the like should have been the number one target from the get-go? Honestly, yeah.

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I mean I but of like Tony, I think she's very lucky that Tony was there. Yeah, because Big Mate Shield. He took that first. Similar to how Golden God and George were out first on um the Aussie tribe. I feel like yeah, I feel like she was next on the pecking order from them if it went that way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And so it just goes to show you what incredible gameplay looks like to not have a had a vote against her yet. It's it's really like like w uh uh amazing for us to see.

SPEAKER_03

Cass and Suri, however, are pretty stoked with the Kirby. Yes, uh as you would be. Yeah. Um and Luke and Janine at this point are still kind of in their delulu Aussie strong vibe. Yeah. Which at this point I thought they were stupid, but hey, it does end up uh working quite well for them.

SPEAKER_01

And the thing is, you don't know what else like we don't know what we're not seeing. Like what are what are these other conversations that are going on at the same time like that we're not seeing?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh, it's so good. I have a friend of mine works with Janine. Yeah and he was like, Yeah, she came back because they were supposed to do some corporate retreat or something around that time for the company. Oh, and it had been delayed. No, no, they still did it without her. She was like, You can just do this without me. I'm like, oh my god, that's hilarious. And then apparently, yeah, she came back and all she said was, look, I did my best. And I'm like, Yeah, you did.

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She's playing so well. She's playing unreal. I'm so proud of her. Like, I'm so proud of her, you know, as another older woman, I'm just like, you're fucking rocking it for for us. And I am like, I'm in awe.

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Even though she does I class her as one of those players from the mateship era of Australian Survivor, so she is still, I feel like she's a she's got a little bit to learn in terms of like like how cutthroat the gameplay is now. Yeah. But she's she learned pretty quickly. And also, weirdly, being tight with someone was kind of all you needed to do this season, I think. Because everyone else was doing the big target thing. And being in a two, I think has look the final fours, yeah, two twos. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So and was that Lisa's downfall and was that Shawnee's downfall? Yeah, downfall.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. Maybe. I think because of the short nature of this season, you get to that five or that six, and people are coming up. And if you've got nothing, if you've got nobody, you're fucked. It's kind of like let's just play a little bit safe now. Not that anyone's played safe this whole game, really, but safer.

SPEAKER_01

Did you have you heard any of Shawnee's interviews?

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No, or just the like after show drop your buffs.

SPEAKER_01

So I I the only thing that like I I only watched, I didn't watch all of it, I haven't watched it all yet, but I just heard a snippet of her saying I went out there knowing that this is this was how she was gonna play, that she was just gonna play as a one and she was gonna be a flower.

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She was gonna give us shantent.

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Yeah, that's right.

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She won the game of I'm here to be on TV, I think. Good honor. Yeah, which is also a valid game strategy.

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And you know, kudos to her. She was out there with a nine-month-old baby having an I cannot believe that. I cannot believe it either. Like, I it that is so brave, and she's a real she's a really like she's she's cool, she's very cool, but she's so much stronger than we think.

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Yeah, I think, yeah, week two was Shon Tent week. Yeah and then this week I was like, where is Shantent? Yeah, there it is. Yeah, it was in the background, and that's when I was like, all right, it's not looking not looking good for our girl.

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And that edit shows, yeah.

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You kinda read the editing. The writings on the wall. Um Luke does some damage control with Sari. He's hoping that the international will kind of be on board with him next time. I'm like, all right, Luke, keep trying that. Um Sari and Janine, this was unexpected.

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This was so good.

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I loved this. They kind of they're vibing.

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That's right. Um, and why wouldn't they? Like they are both really intelligent. I think they kind of got each other, like in ways that the others didn't, like the ways it in like Parv wouldn't get Janine, um and Luke certainly wouldn't get Parv. I think they're weird.

SPEAKER_03

They're both quite sincere people, I think. Totally, and I think I could see Janine, you know, she's like a super successful business person, and I for that I imagine she's done business in America, and I think she understands like their cultural sensitivities in a way that maybe like like Luke, obviously, yeah, he's pretty like salt of the earth. Yeah, I feel like Janine was very happy to do a bit of like diplomacy.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, she was this was outstanding. The groundwork that she laid here for like that first initial step and then on to the next step. It was brilliant gameplay. I have no doubt that she had thought about it. How am I gonna do this smartly? Which is the best way gonna to to approach Sari about this? I'm not gonna be able to make the same inroads with parvity, so I think Sari is my way to go, and she did it amazing. That was like that was like flawless the way that we watch that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's really good. Uh Cass hasn't opened her scroll yet, so she got this scroll last week. She opens it, and I was hoping for something crazier, but hey, it was just a spa award, which is also fabulous.

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Yes.

SPEAKER_03

And she chooses Parv, Sari, and Tommy to go to the spa. Good choices.

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What do you think? I mean, yeah.

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Lisa didn't seem too excited about it. Also, maybe take an Aussie to like do some work there. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

So who would if you were Cass, who would you have taken?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I I have no idea. I feel like I would literally just take people that I wanted to go to a spa with. I feel like strategy would be like out the window for me at that moment.

SPEAKER_01

And clearly that's what she did. Yeah. That's that's how she played it. She put she took people, it wasn't it wasn't, it wasn't strategic. It was um it was who who am I gonna have a fun time with, hoping that maybe there would be some some strategy talk with Parv and Or an advantage there or something.

SPEAKER_03

They were all kind of looking under the but also.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, she and Tommy are a pair, Cerie and Parvity are a pair. So maybe she thought that the two of them might make some inroads with the two of them. I don't know. Like we didn't have we haven't had enough kind of backstory and like we haven't seen enough of the four of them together to know whether there was anything to really work on in the first place. What do we?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and this is also the insane episode where like this is all happening like one minute into the episode, and then the challenge is like three minutes into the episode, and you're like, hang on, what's going on here? We're all looking at the time of oh, we're going to travel and it's 15 minutes in. Um, we did get this beautiful scene with Parv and Sari at the spa though, where they kind of like you know once again solidified their bond and had a bit of a chills. Same. It was beautiful.

SPEAKER_01

I've literally got chills like watching the two of them in the hammock and really cement that that relationship, that friendship, that alliance that they've had, you know, since the Black Widow, the first Black the Black Widow um point one. It's um honestly, it gives me chills. It makes me tear up because it was it was really, really cool to see. It was one of those iconic moments like of iconic moments on this season, I think that was one of the most amazing ones. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And for it to be happening on like Australian Survivor as well.

SPEAKER_01

It's happening on my beach, babe.

SPEAKER_03

It's your beach, it's my beach, and I'm looking at with our JLP, yeah, R I P. Yeah, yeah, wild. Um, Shawnee's pissed, our girl deserves a spa. We were robbed of spa Sean.

SPEAKER_01

I can piss too. Like the the the I was taken on our spa reward, and so um, but oh my god, all your dying, and and they're only what how many days have they been out there at this point?

SPEAKER_03

13 or something, I think. Yeah, yeah, 12 or something.

SPEAKER_01

And I'd been out there 30 uh 32, I think it was, or 33, and I was so you're pretty stinky and you're really looking for some food, and you just want to wash your hair so bad. So I mean, after even after if I haven't washed my hair in three days, I'm like dying.

SPEAKER_03

So yeah, but that was all over very quickly. Oh, meanwhile back at camp, the Aussies break the box open. Yes, because it's not a season of Australian survival without someone breaking. Smashing a box open.

SPEAKER_01

And it had to be the Australians smashing the box, not anybody else.

SPEAKER_03

Of course, which I thought was great. I could see the camera people be like, alright, just do it.

SPEAKER_01

I know, but it was good info.

SPEAKER_03

It was good info. They know that someone has something, yeah. They're pretty sure it's either an idol or an advanced.

SPEAKER_01

Like you would be thinking it's gotta be a fucking idol. Of course, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Or at least, yeah, or worse.

SPEAKER_01

Or it's a it's a clue to an idol, a good clue to an idol, or whatever. Yeah, and and surely and obviously Sean goes, we might be screwed.

SPEAKER_03

Oh god. Uh, this immunity challenge, we walk in and Lisa goes, doesn't look like a puzzle. Well done, Lisa. Lisa's like little bits. Wasn't she such good value? She was really good. We watched her go on a full roller coaster this season, I swear.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was kind of it was so awesome to watch her at times, and then other times it was actually quite difficult to watch her.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I felt like you say, a roller coaster. That I had that for her a few times where I'm like, because I'm so cringe, and like I would probably do the same as her.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_03

Like I'd fangirl and I'd like say stupid stuff.

SPEAKER_01

I I wouldn't be fan I uh like the fangirling stuff to me, it's just like come on, please.

SPEAKER_03

I like it games, just get over it. You were three. And you want to say you want to shake her and be like, but you're here as well, and you're a superstar.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03

You are a star. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

And that's that's what kind of got to me in the end. And so, I mean, of course, we're going to get to it in the podcast.

SPEAKER_03

She needs RuPaul. Lisa needs RuPaul to appear and go, Lisa, you are a superstar. That's right. NASA shale.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_03

She needed that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And she doesn't it it is sad that she fangirled so much that she fangirled her way out of the game entirely. And um and she could have actually been like an absolute superstar herself. She could have, I'm not saying, you know, like who rivals sorry. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I mean we yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But um I I think that, you know, yeah, that that's what I would have tried to do.

SPEAKER_03

But we'll always have her going, I just really, really like Survivor, which was gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00

She is gorgeous.

SPEAKER_03

This challenge was wild. It was the like stacking the cards with the leaky bucket and the water keeps it up, yeah. And everyone's freaking out, and I think they like wanted to edit this in a way where it was like, oh, it's close, but Tommy was just like he was amazing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he was amazing. Because it when um my husband and I were watching it, yeah, we were like, Oh god, this is gonna go on for a really long time. And he did it in like 12 seconds. Two seconds, yeah. And when you're out there and doing those challenges, some of those challenges do take a really long time, and you're in the like boiling hot sun, it's really, really hot, it's in the middle of the day, or it's or it's pouring with rain, and it's hot. Um but he was just like he was so focused, like awesome challenge to win. Like, kudos to him, mate. That was really hard.

SPEAKER_03

He did good back at camp. Chat is underway. Um, Sari's basically like Shawnee or Luke. Yep. Um, and then this was when I was like, there's 20 minutes left in this. Uh we are 20 minutes into this episode. Okay. Um, then it gets scramble crazy. Luke can't get anything out of Parv and Sari. They're just like, We have glam show. They're so good at that, aren't they? They're just like, thank you. We're not talking to you. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_01

You can try as hard as you like, but we're not saying anything.

SPEAKER_03

Tommy and Luke have a chat, and like, you know, obviously the boys are open to working together. Um but also it's like, come on, guys, a bit late.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Seriously. Bit late. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um, but but also not mad that that didn't happen. Imagine if that happened, the fans would be like, really? If the whole show was just like boys, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01

Like, and why have you taken so long to have this chat on camera?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I thought that was a bit weird. Um, Tommy says that the internationals are in a sweet position because the USA want to work with them and the Aussies are now beg begging to work with them, says Tommy. Um, and he's like, I want to take a big player out. Yeah. And this is where Tommy fucks it all up by trying to take out Parv. Yeah. When he said the name, I was like, he's gone. I was like, good literally, I was like, good luck. Echoes around the world. But yeah, he's fucked. Also, like what happened with Tommy's edit? Because, like Sean said, and like we saw on the drop your buffs after show, yeah, he can talk.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

And he did not show him to be like that.

SPEAKER_01

So obviously, that's just his edit. Yeah. They obviously have so much content on him, but and why he didn't there was obviously so much more stuff that needed to create the narrative that they needed to show. And so poor Tommy was the unfortunate he was he was he was the byproduct of that. Yeah. Um, but it it was unfortunate. I mean, we I think I just wanted to hear his voice more. I just wanted to hear his accent.

SPEAKER_03

I know Finnish accent. I also love a ginger, so I was very I love a ginger as well. I thought he was so hot. I was like, why is nobody talking about how hot Tommy is, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00

Um I agree with you.

SPEAKER_03

I love a ginge. Yeah. Lisa is not down with the PAV plan. She's like, sure, you guys do that. I'm not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01

Doesn't she say, I'm happy to be part of it, but I'm not gonna put her name down.

SPEAKER_03

Which Luke is like, that's not a thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, right. So we're gonna do your dirty work for you.

SPEAKER_03

And you're gonna tell everyone about it too. She kind of told everyone.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Which I was like, That was so weird.

SPEAKER_03

Weird.

SPEAKER_01

That was and again, this is quite strange.

SPEAKER_03

This is when her fangirl glasses fogged her up from playing properly. Yeah. Because normally you just have to be like, yeah, you're either on board with the plan or you're not. But you can't be half on board with the plan.

SPEAKER_01

Well, but you can pretend to be.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, or you can pretend. I I I would just be like you can't tell everyone I'm not doing this, but they are. But you please do it too. Well, what's that?

SPEAKER_01

And why couldn't she just say, guys, I'm in, this is the best plan ever. And just not like she knows how many votes are gonna go which way. Yeah, anyway. Yeah, not quite strange.

SPEAKER_03

So, yeah, Luke is like, that is not a thing. And then because of that, that's when they all start being a bit like, I don't trust Lisa.

SPEAKER_01

Uh and it was because she said that, it was because she said, I'm happy to go with it, but I'm not gonna put her name down.

SPEAKER_03

It's similar to when Sarah was like, Exact what's up with Kirby? That's right. And everyone was like, Hang on, why are you? I thought you were with her. Yeah, but now you were supposed to be her BFF. Yeah. At Tribal, um, Sarah and Kirby walk in looking hot, and Kirby's already got her mortgage merch ready to go, which I was like, clever girl. Which she had at the viewing party the other week, I noticed it was cute. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um she's a actually a really like amazingly talented artist. Yes. So I don't I don't know whether you know this, but after our series, she did this incredible painting. Um it was it was on her I'm not sure whether it's still on her website, but um she did it in t-shirt form, but she also did framed it anyway. It was it was really beautiful. She's very talented. Yeah, another little curvy talent that not many people know about.

SPEAKER_03

The whispers start immediately.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Live, tribal, live. It was live, live, live.

SPEAKER_03

I love JLP's face every time it happens, he's just kind of like okay. You guys just you guys just run the tribal for me. Um Janine tells Luke to vote for Lisa. Yeah. Um Parv pulls Cass for a chat. Yeah. And then puts her idol on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Which I was like, okay, here we go. But Cass is not giving Parv anything. Yeah. And that would immediately make me suspicious. It obviously may immediately made Parvity suspicious. So these like some of these people need to learn how to put on like this, uh, like a poker face. Yes. Yeah. Parvism, that's why she does doing so well.

SPEAKER_03

That's why she's the best. Yeah. Because she's just always it and her poker face is this gorgeous smile. What? You're voting for me? Me? It's like she's just one Miss Universe, and she's just like me. So good. Um, everyone can agree that Lisa is being dodgy and they call her out for this. And she's she gets kind of a bit of a public humiliation about this, and she's like, oh, uh, she's like in the middle.

SPEAKER_01

But I just wanted her to stand up and go, guys, yeah, I said this, I did this, I'm voting, this is the way I'm voting. Yeah. I just wanted her to take control of the situation and go, stop talking about this.

SPEAKER_03

Especially against Luke. Because Luke Luke goes to her, um, Pav, she's coming for you. And she's like, No, I'm not. She's like in her title of the voice, she's like, That's not what happened. And I'm like, Lisa girl, like not what happened. Exactly. I'm like, You've been busted, just like, yeah, yeah, go with it. But yeah, but she was genuinely shook.

SPEAKER_01

She must have been.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like she froze.

SPEAKER_01

I would love to see the whole of that trauma. Yeah, same. Like release the whole thing. Release the text. Yeah, I would love to see what uh like did she like did they just try and capture her just mm playing Minnie Mouse where she's just not saying much at all? Yeah, just you know, you got one crack at this kid.

SPEAKER_03

Cass and Parv chat again. Yeah. Um, and she's like, I swear Lisa is going for Shawnee, says Cass. Yes. And it's like, okay. Uh Luke outs Lisa's plan again. Yeah. Um and yeah, Janine gives another Janine when Janine speaks. I literally I know they talk later on about keynotes, but I'm like, she's giving a keynote.

SPEAKER_01

Well, she does it so well. Exactly. She's giving keynotes for fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, um, it kicks off. Luke tells Sari and Pav to vote Lisa. He's like, I'm not burning used to. I love him saying used to to Americans. They'd be like, what is this? What the fuck is that? Yeah. Uh it is pretty cute. And then Lisa tries to convince Parv and Sari that she's still on board with them, but Parv is looking pretty like sus on it. Yeah. Um they vote and this is such a mess. Before reading them, JLP asks if anyone wants to play an idol. Uh Cass does it. Um, but first, yeah, Parv is like, hang on, yeah, I've got this. Whips out the advantage. This was so good. Um, she reads like some of it, but not all of it, which is just genius. Yeah. To do that. I would not have even thought to have done that. Um, but then she's like, oh, but who are you gonna play that for? And Cass is like, I'm gonna play it for Lisa. Yeah. Pav goes, oh, okay, then I'll just save this. Then don't mind me, I'll put this away. So crazy. Lisa gets saved. Um and yeah, Cass is talking about.

SPEAKER_01

Would you have done that? Would you have played your idol for somebody?

SPEAKER_03

I don't think I would ever play an idol for someone else.

SPEAKER_01

I did. Yeah. But I'm just saying. Who's what she played for? I played it for Mark.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you did too.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Um, but I I think in this situation, like when there's like I don't know. I just I I can't believe that Cass didn't think that she was even a little bit at risk.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. It's a C V thing, isn't it? To play for someone else. Because you get to be like later on, like, I'm so good at the game, I knew what was happening.

SPEAKER_01

I wish I'd known.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I wish I'd known more. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But I feel like again with this game, with this short game, just play it for you. Just fuck if like it's not long enough.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, exactly. That's exactly my point.

SPEAKER_03

Like these are the idols of the game. Like they're not putting other ones out. No, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

This is not being played, and another somebody else is finding another one tomorrow. That's not happening.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so she plays it for Lisa and Casket toasted. Yeah. But she's a really good sport about it. Absolutely. Which again, of course, she's so graceful. Um, and yeah, Parv's face, she's actually gagged, she pulled it off. Because she didn't really know what was going on, but she just always kind of acts like she does. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

I think she probably knew more than we did.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, she yeah. I mean she does, but like even when it's live, yeah, she doesn't let that bother her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I think that she and Sorry had that, they had so much confidence in their like the information that they knew that um, and because everybody seemed so down on Lisa, um, yeah, they it was it was it was it was brilliant.

SPEAKER_03

And then boom, Tanat's a little different. We're going straight back to Tribal. Yeah. Tommy's like, what? And JLP's like, welcome to Australia, survival mate. And Tommy's like, oh. What the fuck? They do this ball challenge. How do you feel about the challenges at Tribal?

SPEAKER_01

Um, well, thank God, I haven't had to be part of one. Um, I I absolutely hate them.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because I think, yeah, every season sort of s after yours, they've done them, right? Well, they did one at once.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, remember they did one and then no, they did the Eileen one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

Eileen and Ferris and Kirby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they voted Charles out that night. That's right.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Uh yeah, that was kind of the first big one. Maybe after that they were like, let's keep doing this. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I'm just I'm really glad that I haven't had to be involved in one. But um, I don't really like them. Um I would prefer, I don't know, I I love watching people go to fire. That's enthralling for me. Um, but yeah, I didn't I didn't read it.

SPEAKER_03

I would prefer fire than a little challenge at at tribal. But yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Um but they've got to switch things up. And we've got to get rid of more people, like we can't do it. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03

And that's the thing, and the fans are normally like so annoyed about the non-alim episodes, yeah. Myself included, even though sometimes when when it's someone I love, I'm like, yes. Um, but I love that they were just like, no, we're gonna just not do any of those this time.

SPEAKER_01

Well, no tribe swap, no non-alims.

SPEAKER_03

I think American audiences would be comp like first time Australian survivor viewers would be baffled by non-alim episode. So I'm glad we didn't do that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so true. It's so true. They haven't got time for it. They haven't got time, exactly. The game is too fast. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03

They didn't even have time to redo the last gasp challenge. Yeah, because it was like sorry, we've got to keep going.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Um, Luke smashes this challenge, and in the rain we head back to straight to another tribal.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and I I just kept on receiving messages about how's JLP in his shirt.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. I was like, get that shirt wetter. Push him out into the rain. Take it off. Um Cass is now on the jury. Parvity, I love Parvity so much. He straight up goes, Well, my vote's on Tommy.

SPEAKER_01

I know. So cool. And poor Tommy, he's won like he's won this challenge that day. He thinks he's safe.

SPEAKER_03

And he's he's walked into this tribal with immunity. I love he turns to Parvinsary and goes, Well, we're done. It's like this is over. Looks the other way. So what are we doing? It's like, oh my god, this is I love this.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I agree.

SPEAKER_03

Really good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Really fast moving stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

JLP's like, Does anyone want to say anything else? Or can we get the fuck out of here? And Lisa goes, Do you know what? I do want to say something, JLP. Lisa. This was when like all of America was rooting for you, Lisa. And then we saw this. You fucked up.

SPEAKER_01

And it was like, Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. She's like, look, last time, what did you say? Last time I played, played really well, fucked everyone over. This time I want to take my people to the ends.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I didn't support my people.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. I think there was a lot going on for her. I mentally.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I think that this was probably quite a journey for her. And in some I I I don't know, but you c you you you're looking at her and you're thinking, oh my god, you're really going through it here. Don't you think?

SPEAKER_03

So who was the lovely person that quit in your season? Scotty. Scotty. Yeah. That was the same thing where I was like, that was a quit, but I was also like, you are looking after yourself.

SPEAKER_01

No, this was different. That was so different.

SPEAKER_03

But that was mental health related to it.

SPEAKER_01

It was it was absolutely mental health and um and the and he didn't end up quitting, we ended up voting for him. There you go. Yeah. That was nice. It was, and and it was what he wanted, it it was the right thing to do, it was what he needed, and the I you know, I know he has no regrets about that. He's such a he's he's like one of my favourite people.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he was at the hearing as well. Yeah, there were so many people at that.

SPEAKER_01

I was a little bit like um it was like a Times versus Rebels reunion.

SPEAKER_03

It was, and Hurricane Kelly was there, and I was like, keep her away from me.

SPEAKER_01

Sweetie.

SPEAKER_03

She was looking at me, I was like, oh, she's coming. Did she talk to you? No. I should have, I should have got up to him and like Kelly. But um, no, I was too busy staring at that gorgeous man Ferris who was standing in the way. And I was like, this. He's very beautiful. I'm sure. I'll take your word for it. I'm sure I'm sure you have a very different.

SPEAKER_01

I think he's a beautiful man, but he's he, you know, he's not my man. You haven't seen my man.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, please.

SPEAKER_01

Was he there with you? Yes, he was. He was in the end. Oh. My husband came out. Oh, he did. Oh, I didn't see him. Yeah, you did when did I? Before the wheel. Before the um final immunity challenge.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, of course. On the show. I thought you meant the other night. No, no, he wasn't there the other night. So sorry, so sorry. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, sorry, Martin.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, he wasn't there the other night. No, he's just like, you go do you boo.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Uh Lisa says, I want to quit. JLP's like, oh what are you doing? He's like, no. JLP goes, all right, well, if you quit, you're not on the jury, and then we're gonna vote again. Do you think he doesn't made that up? I love it.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe.

SPEAKER_03

And she's like, oh well, like question in if that's the case, of course I'll stay. Of course I'll stay. Everyone in the room must have just been like, well, she's not winning, so great.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Almost perfect person to take to the end at that point.

SPEAKER_01

Absolutely, but I wonder how Tommy was feeling.

SPEAKER_03

Also, I wonder how Cass was feeling. She's like, bitch, I just played this idol for you. Fuck it. And now right in front of me, two minutes later, you're gonna quit. Yeah, anyway, there's a lot going on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh but no.

SPEAKER_01

Gosh, when you really bro like when we really break it down like this, like we could even like we could spend a whole episode just doing this tribal council. Oh, totally. It's there was so much going on.

SPEAKER_03

Uh unfortunately, it's Tommy's time to go, pretty much because Parv said so, let's be honest. And then yeah, but I think story-wise, perfect to have two of the like international people go in one episode, and then now the fans who are predominantly Australian and American, let's be honest, are left with all their faves in the top. So it kind of worked really out really well.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I uh you know, yeah. I I just I guess from a show perspective, I wonder whether they would have liked to have like in the final three have one, one, and one. Do you know about it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, maybe, yeah. I think they just want, yeah, they want good story arcs.

SPEAKER_01

And exactly, they want the best players at the end. That's what you want. You want the best players at the end. That's that's that's what's important.

SPEAKER_03

And people that the audiences can get behind. Yes, each other. And I think we've got that. I think we've got four people now in the final episode who like any of them can win and everyone's gonna be pretty stoked.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Except George, who'll be spewing if Janine wins.

SPEAKER_01

But uh doesn't he like Janine? He fucking hates Janine.

SPEAKER_03

Really? It's not a secret, he's he says it everywhere. Said it on drop your buffs. He's like, oh Janine, she took a spot of someone that could have played. I was like, George.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, wow. I did see that. I'd I'd I'd forgotten about it. I'd that okay.

SPEAKER_03

I think he got like food poisoning from Betty's burgers or something once. Because like it seems personal. We had a dodgy mango magic one time. I don't know, I don't know. There's beef, but yeah, pretty good.

SPEAKER_01

I'd love to get to the bottom of that, but I don't understand why.

SPEAKER_03

Anyway, all right, episode eight. Uh Lisa explains herself to Parv. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um gets it all out in the open.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, throws Tommy under the bus a bit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Well, she can.

SPEAKER_03

She can now, he's not there. Exactly. Um, about the blind side plan, and you know, it was all him, and I said, You do that, but I'm not gonna do it. And yeah, Parv's a little bit like cool story, but you're kind of guilty by association.

SPEAKER_01

Well, and it's true, like it would it like Lisa was telling you the truth, but um you were gonna let it happen.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, silence is violence, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But also, doesn't Luke kind of like he's he's kind of said, Yeah, but you wanted her to go, but you weren't gonna put her name down, you know? So, like you say, silence is violence.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. Uh the next day we get this sad Lisa is all alone edit, which was so fun. It was like, oh Bama and she's like it was quite quite camp.

SPEAKER_01

Um it was really sad, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Then she changes tack a bit, she starts getting quite aggressive with her gameplay this episode in her last ditch effort to stay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's too late.

SPEAKER_03

It's a bit late, but I was also kind of like, yeah, yeah, she's back. Yeah, she starts kind of like getting under people's skin a bit, like she's going up to Luke and she's Like, well, you're a big threat, aren't you? And he's like, No, what are you talking about? And I don't know. They kind of did you notice this? She was kind of going around being like devil's advocate to people about their plans. And they were kind of annoyed.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and but that would almost like I I don't think that is the best way to get yourself back in people's good books to even start a conversation about bringing you back into the fold.

SPEAKER_03

And she's speaking truths, but it's also like it's not what people want to hear.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. Yeah. And you need to be saying what people want to hear. Yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. Um Luke tells us he is strong with Janine and that Sarin Parv are also on board, and that's when we kind of, yeah, these four pretty much locks in at this point. Yeah. Um yeah, so those four are pretty much wanting Lisa and Sean gone. Gone next. We get the immunity challenge with the balls and the timing. Yeah. I reckon I would suck at this. Did you do this one? I did this one. How was it?

SPEAKER_01

It was really hard.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Except they had they had all this physical stuff to do before it, remember? And then Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_03

It wasn't even the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and then exactly. And then they get to it, and it's like, so I just had that. That's enough. And it was really, it was so hard. It's also really hot out there.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I had Ferris next to me shouting out like the counting.

SPEAKER_02

And I was like, fucking, shut up.

SPEAKER_01

Um, because that's what it's all about. It's all about timing. And yeah, I um.

SPEAKER_03

And they had like five balls sitting there. I was like, who's getting to five?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I think I I got to I definitely got um through got to three. It's really hard to do.

SPEAKER_03

I think three I could do, and then yeah, then it's like, how do you space in I think yeah, you almost have to start the spacing from the start.

SPEAKER_01

You know that it's going to get like that, you're gonna be like your heart rate, you're gonna be absolutely gassed the morbbles that get into this, and because you're going up and down the stairs and you're going as fast as you can, and so your brain's not thinking, and you haven't eaten properly, and you're really thirsty, and blah blah blah. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Lisa's out first, then Janine and Sean. Yeah, then Sari. I've got to say Sari ho all season long, smashing those challenges like really well. Yeah. Um, then it's Luke v parve, which we love to see. Yeah, and then Luke wins again.

SPEAKER_01

Well, Luke, um, he he redeems himself.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I I mean, I thought that was a pretty big moment for him. I thought that like in in his head that would have meant a lot more than just winning the actual challenge itself and uh winning immunity. I was just I was really pumped for him.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Also, what's this? I keep hearing about his back.

SPEAKER_01

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03

Well, everyone's online and drop your buffs and stuff are saying that he had a back injury or something. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, which I'm like, oh, okay. Which I think obviously they don't want to write that into the story. Yeah, right. Because they want us to go into that final challenge with a bit of more of a thing. But yeah, apparently he's not doing good.

SPEAKER_01

He's got he's got a bad back. Apparently. Yeah, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03

Couldn't wouldn't be able to tell. I know he was doing lots of like in some of those endurance things, and JLP's like shut up.

SPEAKER_01

He was like right from the beginning of the show, the noises that he was making through some of those challenges. I was just like, mate, can you shut the fuck up?

SPEAKER_03

Oh no. Hey Frida, come over here. You've got a tiny dog right there. She wants to sit on you. It's alright. Oh uh back at camp, Janine is like, I can't go at sixth place again. She really likes spirals over this. She's like, Luke, you better not take me out at six again. Yeah, she's got a real thing about six. Uh Lisa floats Janine's name to Sean, and Sean is listening. Yeah. She should be. She should be, because yeah, she's an island. Yeah. And then is this where the is this where I know that's the next episode where um keynotes come to. I just love I just love the Sean being like, she gives keynotes for fun. Uh, but not quite yet. No, instead, I think Sean at this point is just trying to be like, oh, Janine's like a bit of a threat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. She's got to increase her threat level because otherwise it's her, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah.

unknown

Come on.

SPEAKER_03

Luke tells Parv about his idol. This was wild. What are you doing, mate?

SPEAKER_01

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Why did he why did he feel he needed to do this?

SPEAKER_03

It's really cheeky. It's like telling your mistress a secret, but not your wife. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, what is going on?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I kind of um I was trying to think to myself, what is he gaining from this? Um and maybe he's well, uh, it sure it created great television, let's be honest. It did. But also, I mean, he's really showing Parv that she can trust him.

SPEAKER_03

And I think he needs that because he's terrified about the advantage.

SPEAKER_01

And he's testing her trust.

SPEAKER_03

He's testing her trust, and he's like, the only thing that can fuck his game up at this point is that advantage. Yeah. So he's like, so you want to rip it up for me? And she's like, sorry. Yeah. Like, what? Then he's like, What about this? Was very good negotiation from Luke. Because I kind of both of them. I'm not a huge Luke fan or anything, but I've got to say, when he when stuff like this happens, I'm like, oh okay, I kind of see it now. Oh like this was cool.

SPEAKER_01

It was masterful.

SPEAKER_03

It was masterful. And then to get her to actually do it, so she rips it up to get Carvody to do it. Like crazy. Yeah. I think she's always down to clown when it's like something like this. Something really next level.

SPEAKER_01

But also, like the and the other way I saw it was like what how is she is she is if she doesn't rip it up, is she actually going to use it? Like it is it, it doesn't have any purpose. What what purpose this when it's and it's gonna give an advantage to me, but without actually using it for its correct purpose. Totally.

SPEAKER_03

And the fear of the the fear of it was enough. You didn't need like she didn't even need it.

SPEAKER_01

But she cemented that trust with with uh Luke.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Could have gone differently if she didn't also have an idol, I think. Yeah. Because she also had that at this point. So I think Yeah, I think if she only had that advantage, things would have gone differently. She would not have ripped it up.

SPEAKER_01

Well, if she's like I agree with you because if she didn't have that idol, then Luke, like he's gotta take her out. Yeah, like she's gotta go. Yeah, seriously.

SPEAKER_03

Absolutely. Um so they rip it in half, and yeah, they've solidified their bond. Uh Lisa tells Sari uh that she'd basically take a bullet for her. Yeah. Yeah. And Sari's like, Yep, I can see that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I'm still gonna vote you out, girl.

SPEAKER_03

Getting you out of here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. As much as I love you, and as awesome as you are, and as much as you love me, you still gotta go. I've made a deal with these three.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and then that's exactly what happens. She takes a few bullets from everyone, yeah, and we say goodbye to our favourite fangirl, Lisa.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Which was yeah, it was her time. I think she had a great run on this season. I don't think she should feel it.

SPEAKER_01

I think it was her time to I I think it would have been really unfortunate if anybody else had gone out before her at this point. Um, yeah, she I think she'd come to the end of her tether as well. Yeah. The end of the that like it was such an emotional journey for her. You can really see that. So I'm sure, yeah, she's she needed to get the hell out of there.

SPEAKER_03

She's also another one, I reckon we'll see her again.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I I just can see it happening. I don't know. On another returning player season. Because she did give us a lot of like very memorable.

SPEAKER_01

And without and and imagine what she would be like without a Surree there. Exactly. Like without a Serea. Yeah, exactly. But she's not fangirling over anybody.

SPEAKER_03

She she'd be great on a fans versus favorite season where all the fans are fangirling over her. That's what I want to see.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_03

She deserves that. Um, episode nine, final five, so iconic, and it's day 14.

SPEAKER_01

I know. We've got two days to go.

SPEAKER_03

So good. Um, this though, I was going into this episode, I was like, the lack of shantent has not been lost on me, and I was very worried for my girly. Yeah. Because she just wasn't really present in the last two episodes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we kind of know where you can feel where this is going, can't you? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

This is probably the first tribal of the season where the writing was on the wall a bit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Uh Parv is stoked, she's gotten Lisa out and made the final five. Parv and Sari make the deal with Janine and Luke. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And it's kind of the deal is the deal has already been done. It's been done before now, even. Yeah. It's just completely cemented.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And even like Sari gives us a few interviews where she's like, Oh, I don't know. There's you know, something could happen, and I'm like, shut up. Like she like they would have got those out of her and then like they can't.

SPEAKER_01

Classic IVs that they've got to put in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I still haven't made my mind up.

SPEAKER_01

Bullshit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Uh Parv and Sari reminisce on their last time playing together, which was 17 years ago. Yeah. Insane. Yeah. Uh, but Parv wants to rewrite history and take Sari with her to the final three this time. Yeah. Which is cute.

SPEAKER_01

It's really, really and I think she genuinely, genuinely means it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. Can I ask? So, do you know when you're playing what how many people are at the final?

SPEAKER_01

Um, at this point you do. Oh, so they do say Yeah, they they like they literally and they don't tell us in front of the camera. Yeah. They tell us behind the camera. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, and they and they t absolutely um gosh, I'm trying to remember I remember the moment.

SPEAKER_03

So they told you on your season it's a two. Yes. Yeah. Yep. And you were like, ah, because that does affect how you're gonna play. Of course. Yeah, and they just and then they rely on you guys to work that into the story. Absolutely. Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, interesting. Because I have noticed, yeah, we weren't told because of the story. Because we were trying to guess.

SPEAKER_01

Like we're we're all trying to figure out merge, they tell you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_01

We're we're trying to figure out, okay, uh, we've got so many days left in the game, you know, how many people are left? Is it uh you what how many, you know, are we gonna have a non-allium, a double ilium, da da da da, all that kind of stuff. So you're trying to everybody's got we're we've all got theories about how and we're dying to know.

SPEAKER_03

Is it a final two or is it a final three pattern? It's strange that sometimes it's two and sometimes it's three.

SPEAKER_01

But you see, that's what's so good about Australian Survivor is you never know what's gonna happen. And um that's what I I I love it, and yeah, and I love listening to Americans talk about oh my god, you know, an Australian Survivor, you never know whether it's gonna be a final two or a final three.

SPEAKER_03

In American Survivor, they've had twos and threes as well, but net but new era's all been three, hasn't it? Absolutely, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Which is again New Era is all it's like the same fucking playbook, man.

SPEAKER_03

I gotta say, I much prefer a two, like in your season, where you've got these two people, because then the finale is this like insane showdown between two people.

SPEAKER_01

There's so much pressure though.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I can yeah on two nowhere to hide.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, nowhere to hide, like when you're when you've got three. And I also this is just my opinion, but like, and having been in that final two, like I would much rather have um talk about um, you know, in it in US Survivor, they talk about the you know, outplay out last. That's how I'd like to like how did I outplay? How did I do like that rather than having a final speech because you know that last day you're under like an enormous amount of pressure, you've got a lot of filming, you've still got to do. There's a lot going on, and just the weight of anyway, but um it was it's also like the greatest privilege ever, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03

And you didn't have to share your runner-up status with anyone else. It's just a genome. This is true, this is true.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just wish there'd been a runner-up prize.

SPEAKER_03

That would have been nice.

SPEAKER_01

Why don't they have a runner-up prize in Australia, but they do in America?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, do they?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they got a hundred grand in America. I didn't know that. Yeah, so um serious.

SPEAKER_03

I did not know that. That's weird. But awesome, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Like 50 grand.

SPEAKER_03

That would have been great. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01

So in in America, it's a million for the winner and a hundred grand for the There you go. Yeah, so just a tenth would be fine. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. That's so funny because I have seen all of it, but I'm clearly not paying attention.

SPEAKER_01

It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03

Pav, uh no, Sean makes a pitch that Janine is very good at public speaking.

SPEAKER_01

And and she is making the absolute right pitch here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I would probably try this too. I'd be like, look, you're gonna take Janine to the end and she's gonna keynote the shit out of the the jewelry. Yeah, they're all gonna be like, mmm, yeah, I'm gonna buy shares in this lady in Boost, exactly. Boost plus, Boost plus everything else. Yeah. I love her rattling off all the businesses and stuff. I do. But I don't know. Like, I didn't know she owned Betty, so I was like, okay. I didn't know everywhere.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03

She's truly CEO of Australia.

SPEAKER_01

Don't you love that? I love it. She is the fucking she is the she.

SPEAKER_03

She is. I also love Sean's whole thing of how he's just decided that she's the richest woman in Australia.

SPEAKER_01

That was so funny. He asked me last week. He asked me last week, so is she the rich? And I was like, no, she's not, but you know But I love that for you.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. Oh, he was so funny. She's no genuine.

SPEAKER_03

If Sean ever comes to Australia, we have to take him to a boost juice.

SPEAKER_01

Followed by Abetty's burger. And well no, we need to arrange a date with Janine at a boost. And Abetty's do that.

SPEAKER_03

We need cameras up for that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've he's got to come in.

SPEAKER_03

Uh Janine has done a very good job of relationship building, though. Yeah, especially with Sari and Parv. She's kind of, yeah, I think she's gotten in with them. Shawnee sort of like tried to do this thing with Parv. Like, doesn't she say something though, like, I'm a younger version of you, which I was like, oh don't say that.

SPEAKER_01

Well, because the last time that Parv had played in season 40, she had a nine-month-old at home. Ah, okay, right. That's why Shawnee's got a nine-month-old at home. So I'm I'm where you were, you know, at season 40.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I don't know. I still think. Yeah, it just something about it, it it seems a little bit half-assed from Sean, not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm wondering why it didn't happen earlier.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, true.

SPEAKER_01

Like, why didn't why didn't this happen like day one of merge?

SPEAKER_03

She did try a bit, but it was just kind of like Especially after Kirby went. Yeah, she just kept saying things to Pav, like, wouldn't it be so iconic? Shouldn't we give the fans what they want? And I think the shantent that people deserve. And I think Pav is like, yeah, shantent's cute, but I want to win. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, all right, immunity challenge is balancing stuff. That's all I have written. I cannot remember what this was. Um oh, the like the uh holding like a stack of things and then walking through the water.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we had we we had we had that challenge um in our season. It was fucked. Like because you've got to step through like and and it's and it wobbles, yeah, no, and it wobbles at the same time. It Kirby won that, and I was in awe. It was so crazy, it was so hard. I couldn't get more any any more than three or four at a time. It was and and just watching everyone else, I was like, I know how you feel, guys.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And uh Luke smashes it once again.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like that was extraordinary. Yeah, good joke.

SPEAKER_03

Good on him.

SPEAKER_01

He's yeah, yeah, he's he's really killing you.

SPEAKER_03

It's because they haven't had like an endurance one for a while, I think. Yeah, because he wasn't so good at those. Yeah. Back at camp, Luke uh goes back on his confession to Parv that he has an idol. He's like, I was just joking. How wild is that wild, and then Parf's like, clever, but Parv's like, so he's either lying now or the first time.

SPEAKER_01

That's right.

SPEAKER_03

Smart. Because that's what you need to do with Parv, is make her feel a bit uncertain.

SPEAKER_01

Well, it's kind of like what she would do, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03

Totally, it's something she would do.

SPEAKER_01

That's right.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, to be like, maybe, maybe not. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and her and Luke, like it's like who has the whitest smile off? They've both just got these huge sets of teeth like gleaming at each other. He's like, I was just joking. Yeah. And she's like, cool. Uh Sean at this point can only hope and pray that Parv and Sari are gonna flip. And yeah, look, I think if it was a longer season and Sari wasn't there, maybe I think Parv would have maybe done it, but I Sari was just not, I don't think Sari liked Shawnee.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't really see them interact.

SPEAKER_03

Never, which tells me there was no vibe, which is really strange.

SPEAKER_01

Like I would have tried to vibe with absolutely everybody. Same. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And quickly.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

And knowing that um, you know, well, we know that uh Surrey and Parv have got this, you know, crazy amazing history together, iconic history together. So why wouldn't you want to get in on that? Like the two of them.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And then Sean is also like, well, my other option is that we do Aussie Strong, yeah, which is well and truly dead.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that is D-E-D.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, dead. Sari, however, is a little bit worried about Ozzy Strong being a thing.

SPEAKER_01

Um, yeah, sure she is. Yeah. Not really.

SPEAKER_03

She's like, oh, I don't know what's gonna happen tonight.

SPEAKER_01

These Aussies, these Aussies.

SPEAKER_03

These Aussies, yeah. Cut to break, like boom, exactly. Um, and we know that Luke has an idol, so it's like, yeah, where's that gonna go? Everyone's a little bit curious about that. We get to tribal and we get the cutest thing I've ever seen in a tribal, which is a no-yugo, no you go with the idols between Pav and Luke. How cute was this?

SPEAKER_01

It was gorgeous. Like, how crazy was it?

SPEAKER_03

Wild.

SPEAKER_01

Why do we do it at this same time?

SPEAKER_03

It was like, yeah, teenagers.

SPEAKER_01

Never seen anything like this on Survivor ever.

SPEAKER_03

Ever.

SPEAKER_01

Ever, ever, ever.

SPEAKER_03

And JLP was a little bit like, what does the rules say about this? His face was a little bit like, what do we do here?

SPEAKER_01

But also normally you would go up and you would like one person would go up and play their idol, they go back, they sit down, then the next person, if they choose to do so, goes up and plays their idol. But no, the two of them are going up there together.

SPEAKER_03

Same time.

SPEAKER_01

What is going on here?

SPEAKER_03

And then JLP being like, Puff, you go first. And she's like, nah. Like she's like telling the host.

SPEAKER_01

I would have been so I would have been the same, I would have been nah, he can go first. Yeah, yeah. But you don't want to be first, you want to be you want to you want them to go first.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, but it was all for nothing because they can trust each other, they are just playing for and as soon as they said each other's names, which was quite cute, uh, you knew that it was all over for Shiny.

SPEAKER_01

And that was like a a kind of an iconic moment. That's yeah, that's never happened before. Is it gonna ever happen again?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. And I've got to give it to Luke. I think he's made this season fantastic as well.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. He I think as the season has progressed, he has definitely progressed. I think he's really come into his own um yeah. Yeah, and look at it. Because look at his voting record.

SPEAKER_03

Not great.

SPEAKER_01

Uh no, he's like it's at zero. Like he's zero.

SPEAKER_03

Besides this one.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, not good. Yeah. So yeah, that's why I'm like, if he's at the end, I don't see. I don't think these people on the jury are gonna the Australians I'm talking about are gonna be like patriotic or whatever at the end. No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01

They're gonna they're gonna vote for the for the person that they're gonna think is has played the best game.

SPEAKER_03

They'll be fair about it. Which is why I'm like, it's not looking good. Yeah. For Luke and Janaine.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And of course, on her way out, Sean goes, I'm coming for your gig JLP. I love they kept that in. It's so good. But I was like, oop, too real.

SPEAKER_01

So funny.

SPEAKER_03

So good. So, what are your finale hopes and predictions?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, Sam. My hopes are that we give that we get three people that give an absolute um like ball terror over um a final tribal speech.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I mean it's really, really hard. I I wonder like how they're actually going to do it. Like are they going to just get everybody to speak individually? Are they going to do the question thing? Um Do we know how long?

SPEAKER_03

And it's surely it'll be like a what's the form what's the format gonna be?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Is it gonna be like Australian survivor format? Is it gonna be like a hybrid of both of them, a combination? I don't know. So um I I think like most people at the moment I'm I'm thinking whoever's there, I'm I'm really proud of them, and I think that's fantastic.

SPEAKER_03

I think Well, there's gotta be at least one Aussie in the final three.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Yeah, one Aussie and one American.

SPEAKER_03

There's gotta be at least, yeah. I feel like it's not looking good for Janine, maybe.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But then at the same time, it could be Luke. I think it's one of those two not making it. Yeah. For some reason. Because I think Parv is has the best chance of winning an individual immunity.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And let's face it, like we if Parv doesn't win this individual immunity, then uh like it's not looking good for her. If if she doesn't win this individual immunity, she is gone. And she knows it.

SPEAKER_03

But if she does, she's probably won the whole show.

SPEAKER_01

Um, exactly.

SPEAKER_03

And the edit is telling us that Parv's winning the whole show, let's be honest.

SPEAKER_01

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Which I'm here for, and I'm I'm hoping for that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

This is or maybe Luke. I mean, Luke's kind of oh, has he? No.

SPEAKER_01

I think he he's only really spread his wings in the last half of the show. Um, whereas I feel like um Parv has really spread her wings throughout the whole of the show.

SPEAKER_03

And Sari's kind of been on autopilot, let's be honest. Well like I love Sari, but she's just been there for Parv, really.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and but I think Parv's had to be more strategic.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But the fact that Parv uh actually up until this point still hasn't had her fucking name written down.

SPEAKER_03

Crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. So it shows you that they're coming after Parv's number one, you know. So I don't know. Like I I would be happy with any of them winning. In fact, I would be so happy with Sari winning.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I'd be so happy with Sarie winning. And like, yeah, for her to we love them all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but if I if if if it was my choice and I was up there voting, like on the game that I'm with games that I'm witnessing at the moment, poverty has won it through and through.

SPEAKER_03

Do you think Sari is saving her juices for 50?

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god. I fucking hope so because she's the only like how much juice is there on 50?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_01

Cause because you know, like that season there are some people that I really, really love, and there's some people that I fucking can't stand. So Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I think because I've watched all of American Survivor up to now. I'm I'm gonna do 49 and I'm gonna do 50, and then I think that's it for me.

SPEAKER_01

Uh I will never stop watching.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I uh I I mean I probably will, but I think I would I think it's a nice place to stop.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm just hoping that after 50 they will have more returning seasons.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, if they do play if they do returning play seasons, I'll watch those. But I'm I'm just bored of all the the We need a fans vs.

SPEAKER_01

favourite back again. All of it. All of it back. Yeah, like that's what themed seasons. We need to they need to make it more interesting, and it is been very bland thus far. Yeah, and I like I don't know what 50 is going to bring. I think Cere, fuck, I hope she knocks it out of the ballpark. I hope she bloody wins it.

SPEAKER_03

Um And then are you also excited for redemption with new host Dave Janay?

SPEAKER_01

I am me too.

SPEAKER_03

I'm I'm like, hey, let's let's wait and see how he goes first before we start.

SPEAKER_01

Before we judge, absolutely. And I also feel, you know, I'm not adverse to change. I think change um anywhere in your life.

SPEAKER_03

The spice of life. Spicy is as good as a holiday.

SPEAKER_01

Spicy, baby. I like spicy, I like changing things up, and um I'm absolutely I I but I love JLP, but I'm not gonna judge until we've seen this. Um have you met Dave? I have not met Dave, no. Because does he live in America? I think he lives in Texas. Oh, okay, right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That checks out.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he I I'm I'm I don't know for sure, sorry, Dave. Yeah. But I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but they're they are, but then they're also um like from what we've seen from the promos, he's just a little bit too covered up, don't you think?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. We need We need some gaze on set.

SPEAKER_01

I want no sleeves.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I want no shirt.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Why not? Yeah. Well, we shall see.

SPEAKER_01

We shall see. I'm excited. Um, obviously, Marky's on there, so Yes! Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Marky's such a cheeky one because we've been chatting for a while. Yeah. And I was trying to get him on the pod. He was very keen. He's a good friend of the pod, but then he was like, Oh, I can't for this reason, this reason. And then bullshit. Love he got me. So yeah, I'm very excited to see. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I went to text him, I went to text him, and usually he responds pretty quickly and he didn't respond. I was like, I'm on the phone. And um, it was like bum bum.

SPEAKER_03

And I was like, You gone, boy. Yeah, yeah. And speaking of good-looking man, always happy to have Simon Mee back on my screen as well.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. No, it's gonna be a very I mean, any season of Australian Survivor, I am super proud of. I love watching. I'm in it, I'm all for it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, best show on tally.

SPEAKER_01

It is our favourite, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03

It is, yeah. Ugh. Carolyn, thank you so much for joining us.

SPEAKER_01

This has been like this has gone in in a second.

SPEAKER_03

Two seconds.

SPEAKER_01

No, this has been so fun. So fun. Okay, thank you for having me. Uh I'd love to. Ugh. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

See you then.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, bye. Bye.

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