Aussie Shore - S02E04 (w/ Curtis Hatton)

Dry Lasagna, wet bussies. The Aussie Shore house is CURSED by Nonna’s spirit this week and Curtis and Sam have a lot to say about it. Manaaki is getting laid, Lily is back to her old pick-me ways and Rhi and Jaeda go fishing for pubes. Oh and Lexie’s tits can talk. That and some Big Brother UK, Drag Race UK and more.

Transcript

Intro

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This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

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Welcome to Australia. Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous. So sorry about this. Oh my god.

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Hi babe.

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Hello. How are you?

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Good. Yeah, you've just been away. I'm back stateside.

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Welcome home.

Brisvegas is Whack

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In this beautiful city. Um, yes, we need to Yeah, go on, tell me, tell me. Go on. What have you got? Like where's my beer? I need some of the fashions are from another time.

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Toot, boot.

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Some of the people are missing teeth.

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Yeah, and certainly from another time.

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I genuinely believe that the sun is so strong up there that like everyone just seems to be tired all the time. And the skin is leathery. You know? Fast shots.

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Yeah, I've did I did my time. I've served my sentence up there. I don't know how you did it. Well, I mean, I was young, so I didn't I guess I didn't really know any better. Okay. Um, but what I can say is when I did move here, it was like that, sorry, instant that I knew that oh, this is this is where I need to be. Yeah.

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And ever since going back there feels very I can't imagine you in that place. But anyway, look, I survived. It was great. We went to Bluey's World. That was the reason for see. I want to go. Honestly, it's like, I mean, you would need a a child. You might get some looks otherwise. Yeah, it's not like a theme park. I'm a child at heart. Exactly. But they'd probably be like, excuse me, sir. I've got my blue card, it's okay. But so what is it like? It's like a kindergarten experience. Like there's like actors, and they take you through different sets, and there's like games, but it's very much like they're just playing to the kitties who are losing their fucking minds. And then it ends in a very cute thing. You find you're trying to find this soft toy, then you find it, and then it's like, oh, here's Bluey, and then there's a Bluey photo op. Oh, Cha-Ching. Yeah. And then oh, the soft toy found. Oh, here's the fucking gift shop. Get your own. You better believe it.

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I mean I fucking bought one.

Big Bluey

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Genius marketing. Like, it's very good business.

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Well, it is, but did you know about the bullshit like copyright fuckery that the BBC did with Bluey? No. Okay, so I've only just recently so full Brisbane production everything. Yeah. A little while ago, BBC decided to do like a deal where they were gonna like pay for the production, but then in turn, they now get all of the merchandising rights and I think and distribution outside of Australia. Oh you know, just every other country that does in Australia. And I guess at the time ABC would have been like, yeah, cool, whatever. Just a little show. And last year. But it's the biggest stream show. It's the most dreamed show in the world last year. And the BBC, there's this really good article by the Australian Financial Review called, you know, that I'm always reading. Yeah. And um we uh we do often talk AFR and it's called How the Brits Stole Bluey.

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Ooh!

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Just one add it to the list. But yeah, they those crafty fuckers get all of the money from all of the merch.

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Oh damn.

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And there is merch, bitch. There is Bluey Lego.

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There's Bluey Lego? Yeah. My god. Anyway, I've a little tidbit for you. I'm out of touch. I I mean I don't have a child of my own, so I'm a bit out of touch, but wow. It's the new wiggles.

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It's it's yeah, truly, truly. But no, it's very cute, little experience. Highly recommend if you've got a toddler, keep them entertained for at least two hours. Yeah, exactly. You do have to go there. And the other cute thing is there's a ferry you can get there up the river because it's like all the way up near the airport, but they've made this ferry that's like a bluey ferry.

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Oh, well, that's cute. That's fun. And it takes you up the river. So that was cute. Hey, that even that's privatized.

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Probably.

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Yeah, and the BBC owned all of the water rights classic. Amazing.

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What's going on with you? What's going on with me? Um, not a whole lot interesting. Just working away. Yeah. Little little bit of party here there. You know, not this the us. Yeah. Um, this weekend. Uh to tomorrow.

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Oh, tomorrow. Cute. That'll be fun. Yeah. Got your party pants ready for that, I'm sure.

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They're packed and ready to go. It should be very, very cute. Cute. Yeah. You know what it's like when you go to a state that isn't your own and you're trying to pack in as much party, but also family and friends wholesome, and then you do that thing in your head, but you're like, okay, we've got this party this night, and then I'm seeing mum at 10am tomorrow morning. Nah, you gotta resked. Well, we'll check in next week and I'll tell you all about

UK Reality TV Moment

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how it went. Oh my god.

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Um, speaking of the BBC, I'm consuming so much UK content right now. Traders, Celebrity Traders UK. Yes, have you started? Oh my god, I'm dying of what you're doing. You're gonna fucking cannot wait. Alan Carr, can I just say is like amazed me as always? She's like queening out. Like mother, mother is mothering. Yes. I won't say another word because I want you to watch it. Yeah, please trust us. But that's on. Big Brother UK is in full swing, and fuck me, the controversies are controversying. Really? Yeah. Oh my god. Some incel bloke got pulled from the house. Ooh! And we don't know why. It was like unacceptable language, but it was so bad they couldn't air it. So I'm like, whoa.

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And they air a lot of language to a cheeky white salute or something, probably. It seems to be weirdly in vogue at the moment.

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Yeah. He was pushing it. But this guy, I deep dived for two seconds and he's like an actor. So I'm like, Okay. Bitches trying to get, you know, this. That's kind of why I'm not saying his name.

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Actors have never done anything controversial or no, but it just feels do you know what I mean?

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It feels so desp. Like, I'll go on Big Brother with the only purpose of So you think like it was put on? I think it was put up. Like I think it was hammed up. I think he has these views. I think he has like right-wing views. You think he is a bit probo. He's a little probo, but I think he made it a little bit extra probo for the camera type.

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You know, that's cute. That's fun. You know. I mean, if you're gonna be problematic, you might as well be open about it.

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Well, it's in the same way that if you were I were ever to be on television, we would probably be a little bit like, you know, fun fruity. More than we usually are. You know, you kinda you know the camera, the camera adds 10 pounds, but like the camera adds adds 10 pounds of glitter.

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Yeah.

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Okay, no, that's cute. So that happened. What else? I feel like there's more you oh, and then drag race UK is the other one. Oh yeah, I told myself I was do you know what? Not the same thing at this stage, don't bother. Oh, okay. And three eps in is okay, but it's not it's not giving so many of them look the same this time.

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So much drag race. Yeah, we've seen it all. You when people say, Have you seen the new US? I'm like, I couldn't. Any last 10 seasons are all the same to me.

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Like that's the worst one. Yeah. But no, you go.

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I mean, it's it's always fine, but I mean, one to three was amazing. I liked one to three, season one to three.

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Of um UK. Yeah. Oh, incredible. Like the best. But then since then it's just been like solid, but yeah, you know you're not then there's no like superstars, like your biminis and your taces and stuff. Do you know what I mean? But there are people that you like. Yeah. They just yeah, the sense of humor, it's good, but it's like so cookie-cutter. Uh-huh. It's like the witty dry thing that they do over there that I love, but it's like yeah, it's also I mean, it's also a little proper. Yeah, and it gets samey. I don't know. No, I'm with you. What are you watching besides this incredible show we're gonna talk about today?

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I mean, I'm dying to talk about it.

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Like can't wait.

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Uh honestly, that's pretty much been the one.

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Because you hadn't when we first started talking about it, you hadn't seen any of it. I hadn't even heard of it.

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Oh I don't know how it escaped me. When you first told me about it, I was like, oh yeah, like the like like Jersey Shaw. But here? What?

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Yeah, I think they just quietly, because I mean the format ripping off is so rampant that they they slide by. Like they're doing an Australian version of Ghosts, really, and they did the Australian version of The Office. I'm like, can we not? We don't need that. We don't need that. Aussie Shaw, however, we did

The GC

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need. Oh my god.

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It's it's the perfect show in so many ways.

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And having just been in the Sunshine State, can confirm perfect place to film a show like this. It's perfect, almost like an educational film of what you're gonna expect. It's like did you ever watch a show called The GC? It was a new I think I told you a long time ago. It was a Kiwi show, but I think it somehow was on streaming or something here. I feel like I saw that. And it was just like Kiwis in the GC going out, it was amazing.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Bring that back.

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Fuck that would be good. Also, I know it's probably too late to say, but I if like Big Brother, yeah, like the original Australian Big Brother, which if something like that.

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Never happened again, she's back. Did you not know? Did I just you will just do this? It's back on 10, full old format.

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Great, yeah, awesome. I mean, is it at Dream World again?

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Yes. Literally, they've brought back pretty much everything. Gretel, no, she's on the traders now. Yep. Great move. And Uncut is TBC, but I don't think they're doing it. But everything else, back back on the Gold Coast. Wow.

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Yeah. And there'll be commentary from Rove.

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And no, that Mike Goldman, they've got him on the action. Yeah. So the voice is gonna be like, it's J3 in the house. In the hot tub is in the hot tub.

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Like he's back. That's a very good thing. That's pretty good. You could be up for it, you know, if God forbid something happened.

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God forbid something was to happen.

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If anything does, you know what happened.

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I don't want that bottom of my head. Yeah, look, I would do it.

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You'd be great at it.

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I hope I wish they did more like uh Love Island style commentary where they just take the full piss of it.

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Yeah, where it's a bit snide and funny.

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Yeah, but it has to be good. If you're gonna do that, it has to be good. Go all the way.

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And what's what's this the entertaining one where you cook for people at your home? Oh, come dine with me. Come dine with me. Now that is some snarky af commentary. It's great. Oh yeah. And he's just brought the food and he thinks it's going well. I wouldn't have made it that way. Yikes.

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I know. It's like Christian Siriano on uh Project Runway.

Project Runway WTF

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Oh.

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Oh, really? That's the fabric you're gonna use? Actually, that's what we watched recently. Um you're never getting that time back in your life. Fucking hell.

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I loved the latest season. I really enjoyed it.

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I felt betrayed.

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How so? I almost cancelled the podcast.

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Um let's we can't get into it. Too much. We don't have enough time. We don't have time. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Look, I of course I enjoyed it. It was great television, but like it just annoyed me. The outcome annoyed me. Oh, we've we have talked about it. We have Ethan getting snubbed, yeah. All that was annoying.

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No, that's that's all fair. I'm just in it to see Heidi be Heidi, really. Let's I'll watch anything she does.

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So you binged season one of Aussie Shaw.

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Oh, in like a day. Fuck yeah.

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And then straight into two. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Um how are you feeling about season two? I

Aussie Shore S02E04 Recap

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like improvement.

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Where are we? I feel like some improvements were made. The slut heart. The slut heart's great. Great improvement. Great, and other things which we'll touch on, I'm sure. Yeah. Um, but then uh I don't I feel like in a way I'm kind of losing the the the peop the personalities, yeah, or shall I say the lack of development. Yeah. I fall in and out of love with sometimes I'm like, oh, of course she'd fucking do that. But then at other times I'm like, okay, I'm I've seen this now.

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There's characters that you just like blindly kind of love and let them get away with whatever, like Jada and Gaulia, and then there's characters like Lily, where you you forget about Lily and then she does some fucked shit, like on this episode, and you're like screaming, like, oh my god, she's the worst.

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I love her.

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Oh my god. Well, I gotta say, I am so distracted by her tits. They're incredible.

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Just Lily's.

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Well, everyone's tits in the shot. So the tits are rampant in this show. Lily just always has them out in a way that I'm always like, oh.

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You know what? You're absolutely right. They're certainly the most tasteful. Is that a read? Is that shady?

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Compelling I'm sticking to it. Yeah, she's less likely to sort of shove someone's face in the middle.

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They're less likely to poke someone's eye out. That is true.

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Yeah.

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They're less likely.

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Jada wins the Best Naturals Award. Oh yeah. But then Cardi and we really gotta do this, so we're gonna go down the Oh right, let's do it. And then Cardi and Lily's are just like propping up on the They're out there. They're pumped.

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I feel like Cardi's wins the attention award. Like in terms of your you can't help but gravitate to them. They walk in the room and then she walks in the room.

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It's what Nonna would have wanted.

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Oh my god.

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And Nonna paid for the tits.

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Yeah. Or half of them. Or half, sorry.

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So one tit.

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So one of them. Yeah. Nonna. This is the Nonna episode. Okay. I am. I don't mean to sound, but I'm going to. I don't mean to sound like a cunt.

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Could do it. You're in the right place. I'm bored of the Nonna storyline. The Nonna storyline killed me. We heard it earlier too, not just on this episode. I'm sorry. No disrespect to Nonna.

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None at all.

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I love Nonna.

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Yes.

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Did I need her to be a multi-story multi-episode story arc? Probably not.

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I definitely didn't need to.

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Rather conversations about is it okay to shit in the club? And Manaki fucking a hot guy. Which should we just get into the app? Let's get into it. I thought we were into it.

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I was already going. I'm love this show. It's so good.

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It's called Dap Me Up, episode four. Uh, and we start in the morning, the phone is ringing and it wakes everyone up, and it's Charlotte.

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Yeah.

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And Lily answers, and Charlotte's like fucking slackers. Put Rhea on the back.

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Which is fair. Very fair.

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I love they're like, Rihanna, the phone's for you. And I was like, well, at least she knows it's no one from her family calling.

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My God.

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So it's Charlotte. Uh she's like, You're the worst worker we've ever seen on this show. Which is slow apps. But that's so rude. It's putting it politely. Remember that bitch from last season that like refused to do anything? And she left? I can't remember her name.

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Oh, she was like early on. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That she was the shittest worker. I don't know if that was worse than like. Remember, she got up and was putting on a fake tan to go to work, and then only got like halfway done, which was iconic in itself. Yeah, it was. But then she wouldn't go in the water, she wouldn't really do anything, and then when she was called out, she was like, I'm not working, it's not important to me. True. That's right. Thank tan's more fucking important can. But it's such a great like show for internationals to see.

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I feel oh, I think it's a showcase of our finest culture. Yeah. I think they should play it like I don't know if they need to send a capsule at the at the world at the world expo. Yeah. I don't know, like, mmm.

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Oh boy. It's fucking art. But then they they get to go to work.

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They get to go to work. I love this because some of the jobs, I'm sometimes I I'm not here for the jobs. Jobs. The jobs. Yes. Sometimes it's amazing. This one was a slam dunk. Love. Because they go back to the club that they were just at the night before. And they're made to clean the men's toilets. This was so good. Great idea from production here.

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Um you're like, what the fuck? There's so many fucking pubes in here, man.

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I'm gonna fucking like Jada's vibes are immaculate.

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Oh, love it. The excellent, it couldn't be a better punishment. Like love that. But to their credit, from what at least we saw, it looked like they actually did work.

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Yeah, they kind of from what we saw. They did something. That's also like a real job, which I liked. Because when it's like, I don't know, get the golf balls out of them, or like clean these like sticky things. That it feels a bit like Fear Factor, like reality TV.

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Yeah, yeah. That's true. Bless them.

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Re also tells the house before they went to work, she goes, You guys have to clean the house because some hotties are coming over. Quote unquote. And we were even we were told last week as well that hotties quote unquote hotdies were clear.

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Said it on the phone too. She's like, Hoddies are coming, get ready for your pool party coming over. And hotties they were.

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They were.

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He would have said it like this house fucking stinks. This house fucking stinks.

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This house, con thinks it stinks. Because you know what? It's all about family. Oh man. I'm here with my I think he might actually be my favourite. I love Conn. He's so good. The way I want to like absolutely have so much unprotected sex with Con. Even though he's not, you know, it would be like soft and sensual. You know, he'd like whisper sweet nothing into your ear.

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Well, he'd fall in love with you after you.

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And then he'd go, look, out of respect for them, I can't I can't go there with you right now, Sam.

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That is honestly a very good impression. That's exactly what would happen. Um, but talking about like nothing. Fucking Nonna.

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I'm sorry, she ruined this whole show. Like, not only she's cop blocking from the other realm.

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You know what Nonna really ruined. This fucking lasagna. Oh, do not get me started.

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Now if you want to not disrespect Nonna, this lasagna should not have been made.

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You know I love to cook. You know I love to eat.

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You're a kitchen nightmare over there.

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I'm a nightmare of sorts in the kitchen. But I I do love a lasagna, I love to cook it. Who the fuck doesn't love lasagna?

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But when it's good, you know who really loves a lasagna. That lasagna look like nothing. Well, we'll get there.

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Oh, we don't even know yet.

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Sorry, I'm jumping ahead. Uh unfortunately, there's so much more between now and then. There's a scene where Lexi's tits are talking to her. Yeah, they're communicating with her. What was that?

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I mean, I'm glad that it was in the show. Don't really understand it.

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Love Lexi, but now that she's like got a girlfriend and stuff, she's kind of faded into the BG. Yeah, there's not as much drama. It's a bit of a Cooper situation. I'm a little bit like now she's not fucking. I feel like it's a prerequisite. If you are not down to suck and fuck, get the fuck out of the house. You should not be there.

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You're there for our entertainment. Yes. We don't want to hear how you like, oh, I could be crazy tonight, but you know what? I'm not gonna. Oh, boring, get out then. No, don't go crazy or fuck off.

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Not the right place for you, dolls. Still love Lexi though. I love her stupid one liners and whatever, I don't know, you can even call it that. Her little bits.

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Yeah, her. Moments, shall we call them? My my tits are telling me something. What are they telling you? Don't know, but they're telling me something. Like skipping. What's he saying, boy?

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Yeah. Oh succeed. Also, her girlfriend?

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Hot. Oh, did we see the girlfriend? It was a very I didn't I she might be an AFL or something. I don't know. Or maybe that was just what we said. Yeah, yeah.

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No, I imagine that Lexi's. I mean, Lexi's pretty hearty, so that's fair. Yeah. Exactly. Uh, Cardia and Lockie. Uh good episode for them. They have a chat about nonna.

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Oh, sorry, I'm thinking of the I'm getting confused.

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No, they're in the hammock. This is where he's like, Oh he's like, I'm also Italian, so I understand. I don't know. Nonna.

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He gets my goat like that.

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I'm I'm full done with Lockie. Paul Mitzi last couple of episodes was like into him, so I was kind of like, yeah, and look, he's hot. Totally. But this episode, I'm like, oh, you're actually kind of score up. Like at least San Fran is like a lovable douchebag with the cryptos, you know? Like and the crypto and the mum doing them. Like, that's personality. Lockie, what what's Loki's personality? Oh, I've got a big dick.

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Lockie's personality is oh, all the women in my life, they all fuck women, and so do I. And that means that I fucking did it.

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That's legit. No, but even that, like, he came on strong with that, and then and then now he's just kind of like with Kyle.

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Fuck yeah, I love tits. He said that this episode.

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He's actually shit. Yeah. And I was rooting for you, luckily. First two apps, I was like, goral.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Anyway, I mean, look, please feel free. Starting OnlyFans, not gonna stop me from doing that.

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But um Yeah, no one's gonna have any complaints with that.

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I need him to fuck more randos. I think that's what and it looks like that's what we're missing. If that happens, like Cardi's gonna freak. Is that what's gonna happen? I hope so.

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I I think it's a very high chance.

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Yeah. Anyway, they're having Nonna chat. Then cut Takadia in bed with a photo of Nonna.

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Girl. Yeah, continues.

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Yeah.

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And then was it beads or something? Yeah, like rosary beds.

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Yeah, I love it. Then back at the clerub, uh Jada and Rhea still finishing up their business, taking pubes off the urinals. And then we cut back to the house, and Manaki's like, look, I'm glad you straights have all been fucking, but it's my turn. He's so horny. Yeah, he's so ready to go. It's like the first day of like low timber, and he's ready to unleash. Do you know what I mean? It's like he's been caged for too long.

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Way too long.

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Yeah.

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Way too long.

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So everyone's like, let's get Monagi some dick. Uh I love they're like giving their wish list of what they want from these hoddies. And Lily's like, I want tall, tanned and straight.

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Yeah, she says that very fast.

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Tall, tan, and straight.

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Yeah.

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Tall tan, and I'm like, I'm a very strange list of demands. Specific. But I'm like specifying straightness is so funny. It is funny. Okay.

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But in saying that I'm not even doing that. I know I know a couple of shelter named unnamed uh Brizzy gals. Oh, and they have specified that straight is a thing. By you. That's a thing. Is that what it's well?

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This show does love a bit of Biorasia.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

I think I think it might be a bit of that. It might be a bit of a oh, if you're into guys, that's actually really gross. Yeah. Yeah. I want a guy that's dumb and likes cars.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

Yeah, and he's tall and tan. Yeah. Um, so then we finally get the hotties, they arrive, and it's the seniors from season one from the care home. Love.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

This is my favourite segment of the entire series so far, by the way. Because previously the seniors, yeah, it was a bit of fun, a bit of cute, whatever, but we actually get to hear them speak this time. And they got shit to say.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

We get a whole scene with uh Pam.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

Oh, she is everything.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

Pam is you know, Pam on the show. Get her in the house. Get rid of Lexi. Get her in the house. Chuck Pam in. Pam's ready to you know Chesco is gonna fuck the shit out of Pam day one. She's in. In the song.

SPEAKER_03 26:55

She was up for it, and like, I'm here to part of her. Oh, she made a better lasagna, so not uh which kind of sheets do you want to get between the lasagna sheets?

SPEAKER_02 27:13

Yeah, those dry ass pasta sheets. We get some flashbacks to last season, which is good because I did forget about the visit to the old folks home, but then was instantly reminded. Um good to see they're all still with us. I mean, will we at least assume we can only yeah, yeah. Uh one lady goes, Oh, this is Pam, but we don't know she's Pam yet. She goes to Cardia. Oh, we all call you Tit Girl. Which is adorable the way she says it.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Tit girl.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

So cute. Like amazing. And I mean my dream to have an old lady be like, oh, we'll call you tit girl.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

It's iconic. I mean, let it stick. Pam, incredible work. Yes. Come through. Pam.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

And so instantly Cardia and um, sorry, Tit Girl and uh Pam are like best teas now. And Manaki making the teas and coffees was actually fucking adorable. It was very, very cute. Oh, you're herbal teagerly.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

I knew it looking at yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:20

I was like, that's cute. It was actually very sweet. Yeah. Also, Manaki cast on the traders next season.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Really? Yeah. Oh, she'll shine there.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

I hope so. I feel I have a feeling.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

She's got Queen Kong on the cast as well. So I feel like they'll be the little queer contingent. Cute. Queer Kiwi contingent.

SPEAKER_03 28:40

Uh yeah, well, and and uh they're also a diversity hire in all the time.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

They're working hard for that first to do quota for channel 10. I'm not mad. But I'm I'm happy. It's gonna be good. Uh where are we? Oh, Kalia brings Pam a margarita. They're all drinking teas and coffee. Yes. And Pam's like, do you know what I want, love?

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Give us a bloody mark. She was thirsty for that mar girl. And like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:12

You're gonna put me on Aussie Shaw as a novelty guest, as a gag guest, and I don't even get a mark.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

But she delivers.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

Yeah. Like, oh imagine if one of the seniors fucked one of the people, like, and the producers are just like, fuck, what have we done?

SPEAKER_03 29:30

I don't do you know that it didn't happen? Do you have proof that it didn't happen? Did they have like working with seniors checks or whatever?

SPEAKER_01 29:36

Like the whole thing just it seems I don't know why.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

It just gives me, yeah, like there needed to be more checks.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Well, I mean, this is a thing that does come up with reality TV in this scenario. Yeah, girl. You know, how moral is it to be putting some people who might have, dare I say, learning disabilities into a house and ply them with alcohol and say here have some fun? I'm not a locky stick like that. I was just saying, back in the days we had gladiators and wines, so this is But they were all on roids and like opioids out of my gun.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Didn't you see the biggest loser documentary? I didn't bad, but it's it's like an expose.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

And it's like what television is unethical?

SPEAKER_03 30:27

What? That's crazy. I say I have the same stance as with the Olympics. Yeah. Let them take drugs. Let's see how far we can go. Same thing with television. Fuck off the atrium. Let them take drugs. Let them take all the Tylenol they want.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

I don't care. As long as it's not, yeah, was it Tylenol?

SPEAKER_03 30:48

Oh my god. Fuck. I did see something recently say if that is true, if it does give you autism, can you take it like a power-up? Like can you have a little oh I'm just do this before I take my math steps?

SPEAKER_01 31:00

Yeah, like a little Dexie.

SPEAKER_03 31:04

Sorry, we're way off, way off track.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

I don't think we are. I think we're right where we need to be for this fucking show. Yeah, so we've got Pam and Cardi having margs. Pam's like, look this one time.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

Oh hooked up with a jockey.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

She's very she's looking at um Con's feet, which is can we dissect that for a minute? I mean, hot. She's like, Con, good.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

Give us a look at your hoofs.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

Girth. See, he's got girth going on. And then she's like, this one time, hooked up with a jockey. Huge fucking cock.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

She says that. She says that. She's my new favourite character in the whole show.

SPEAKER_02 31:44

Put her on. Let's petition for Pam season three.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

I'll sign up. Pam.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Get rid of actually get rid of Charlotte. And make Pam like the Pam like this sort of cracked out like house mother. Give her the guru 10. She's sitting, yeah. Come and seek advice. She's there all the time. And you could look if you want to fuck in the slut heart, Pam may just watch the whole thing.

SPEAKER_03 32:10

Yeah, or guide and direct. What you want to do is look at the size of his feet. Yeah, this is going too fast.

SPEAKER_02 32:18

She's there.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

She's like, look, the jockey did it better than that.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

Ride him like a jockey.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Oh my god. Uh inside the uh oh, this other old lady, amazing, the one who's like, look, you've just got to try all of the coffees in the world. The black with the long black, the sh the flat white, the chai latte. I was like, honey, bless her. I love this. It's like equal opportunity whoring on this show.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

What I want to know is what's her order at the cafe. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 32:49

No, was she herbal tea? She's a herbal tea girly. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

Was that her? She's a lesbian icon.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

She's tried all the coffees and she's decided she's into herbal tea.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

Oh my god. Uh the oldies are living. Oh my god. Then we get this awkward as fuck scene where Jada is telling some of the ladies about she's like, last night, I made a ham and cheese snaoli sandwich and I put fucking chips in there. This was hard to watch.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

And then they were just like they did not get it, and she did not get they weren't getting it.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

It was uncons. I actually feel like she got trolled by that edit hard. Well, could be. But I mean you're the one that's uh finally the oldies leave. Um as fun as it was, it you was giving filler. Oh yeah. You know, like get the oldies in, do the thing. Um then Jada tells us this story, really touching story about her grandmother being her foster parent, and then that woman's son adopting her later on.

SPEAKER_01 34:02

That's a very sweet story.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

It was it felt very rushed and glossed over though. We could have had a bit more time.

SPEAKER_02 34:08

But this show, like at 180s, it's like foster parenting and it's weird.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

Yeah. Which we saw a lot of time on that.

SPEAKER_02 34:16

So shitting in the night cup, we haven't discussed this yet. What are your thoughts?

SPEAKER_03 34:21

When you gotta go.

SPEAKER_02 34:22

Um I agree. No, don't shit. Like, I mean, look, hopefully. I was kidding. If it was if it can be avoided, sometimes there are certain substances that as soon as you take them, shit needs to happen. This is sorry.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

This is true, but the this is the conversation they they talk about. Oh yeah, I've shot here, I've shot there, oh I shot it on a longboard, oh I shot in my backyard. Yeah, same. I was watching it and I was talking about.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

So you would never shit in the club. Is that what you're trying to tell me?

SPEAKER_03 34:54

I'm wait, do you mean in the bathroom? Yes, but of course I've done this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

But like obviously no one wants to have to do that. Nobody's choosing to do that. Oh, I can't wait to take a fucking huge shit.

SPEAKER_03 35:11

No, it's everybody's worst nightmare. However, it's there for a reason. We've both been there in a situation where it must be done. Yeah. And it's horrible, but it you need to do what you gotta do. Yeah, I'm not I'm not anti that. I am anti-sitting in your backyard though. And they all seem very blase about it.

SPEAKER_02 35:29

Oh, that's the thing. Oh my god, they do.

SPEAKER_03 35:31

They were all like, Yeah, I've done it, yeah, I've done it. Oh my god. That I'm not into, yeah. Okay, but you know, but yeah, it's hard to toilet train some dogs, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

And then it cuts to night out. I love that the show will be starting to get a little bit boring, and then they're like, Alright, guys, we're going out, and it's like, Thank fuck. Yes, it's like you're like, Yes, get them, get them moving again.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Yeah, but this was this was good, this was really good.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

So they hit the shed. Um, Manaki is remembering the wise words from that old lady about drinking every coffee. And he's like, Yes, I will be an easy slut tonight, and I will um go for any coffee. But and so I thought he was saying that because they were gonna show us him hooking up with a real argo. That's why I thought he was saying that.

SPEAKER_03 36:19

Uh-huh. Not what occurs.

SPEAKER_02 36:22

He can we can we just can we give Anthony a snap?

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

Where did they find him? I clearly produce the plant, no?

SPEAKER_03 36:32

Well, this is what I was thinking, right?

SPEAKER_02 36:34

Has to be so he was too good looking to be randomly at a nightclub in case. Yeah, he was there's no homosexual man that hot just standing around a nightclub and cats. I call bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

This is my theory, right? Because from what we see, yeah, he doesn't seem like he's a bit of a prune.

SPEAKER_02 36:53

Penetration. But can we do on it with the condom?

SPEAKER_03 36:58

There was a shot of a condom and I was like, uh, what? Yeah, we've really disgusting. If there's one thing we know about the gay community, they love protected. That's what I thought. I was like, what is this? And did we we don't really see that with the straights, wouldn't they fucking? We never see that. It was very crammed in there, that shot. Oh my god, conspiracy. Big big rubber once again. Um you know, he he talks fairly openly about his sex and whatnot throughout the seasons. Yeah. Um it doesn't seem like a prude in any way, shape or not. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

Yeah, yeah. And then so my theory is and a top, we find out, which I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Sure. Yeah, you know what? I could see it. I could see it for him, why not? You know, bless you, girl, whatever you need to do. But um, but yeah, I just 100% agree. I think it's a sp a plant. Because he was way too hot. If he was if there were other hoties in the club's previous nights, we would have seen shit happening way earlier. Yeah. How many hot gays are up in cairns? Zero. Zero. How many gays are in cairns?

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Yeah, having been on grinder in cairns before can confirm it is like an old like cross-dressing truck driver, a blank profile, and someone that's on meth. Like those those are the three things on Grinder in Queensland. Not Anthony, who walked into the club. Total stuff looking like that, so hot.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Also, I love that he got fucking railed by me.

SPEAKER_02 38:38

Yeah. Like in the Shag. So they tried to first they went to the slut hut, but Pam was in there.

SPEAKER_03 38:45

So going, let me tell you a story. Listen, boys.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

Hey, in all sex, back in my day, you'd die of heads doing that. You better use this condom.

SPEAKER_03 38:56

Make sure you get that on the show. That's where they got it from. Oh Pam. She would though. If she was in the house, she'd go around to all the night giving them like little condoms and things. It'd be very cute. Um, and little sandwiches.

SPEAKER_02 39:10

Just sipping on on a little margarita. Um yeah, so they go there first, but then it's not private enough. People are talking and whatnot. Then there's a brief shower scene which I was like, oh, I wish that was longer. That was kind of hot.

SPEAKER_03 39:22

Then although it seemed like they were in and out.

SPEAKER_02 39:24

It was like, oh, it's too cold. And then they settled for the good old-fashioned shaggy, which Lily graciously donated to them because she's an ally. Fuck off, Lily. She's even like, um, I've decided to lend my fucking like bitch.

SPEAKER_03 39:42

But this is a thing last season. Lily was like, it's my fucking shagmat. Like she like claimed ownership over toys, beds.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

She's still she's the definition of Pikme girl.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

She has said openly that she is an alpha.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

She is an alpha. I mean it's clearly important to her to be. We all have a Lily living deep inside us. Let's let's be fucking real. Before we shade her too much, we've all done Lily type of.

SPEAKER_03 40:13

I'm not shading, I love it. Yeah, I think it's great.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

And if I was on the show, I would probably be Lily, let's be honest. Yeah. No, but I'm here for it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

I actually love that it's her.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

She's a messy bitch. She's making great tally, that's for sure. Um so speaking of Lily, this is where she says to us, she's like, Francesco's too young for me. Because I'm really I'm really mature and he's like a 21-year-old. I'm like, bitch. No. Yeah. So at the club, she goes up to him and she's like, Look, babe, like, love this. I'm thinking we should just do like a really casual friends with Ben's situation.

SPEAKER_03 41:00

I just say it in this tone too. She's like, just so you know, right?

SPEAKER_02 41:04

It was like and he's 21, so he's like, Oh yeah. Yeah, that's exactly he's never had anyone say that to him in his live. No, it's true. He's like, I get to fuck you whenever I want and I don't have to think he's he's like it was like he was just gifted like a fleshlight, like he was very happy, overjoyed.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

Um but but to uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

Francesco, who I did love that even Francesco thought um Anthony was hot. He was like, I'm fucking straight as, but I'm like, I'd fucking I'd fuck him.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

He was also we also glossed over this amazing scene in the morning with the kebabs? No, when he's then asking about gay sex.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

And when I say asking about Yeah, can we what is he say? He's just like, I don't fucking know. Well I've never had gay sex before. What do you do?

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Look, he says a lot of things, but I'll paraphrase into what I heard, my ears heard. Well, so like so you didn't get fucked in the butt. So like what? So like he's the girl then? That's pretty much how it came across.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

Yeah, it was a bit, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:16

So which one of you's the chick? That was the kind of vibe. I I think it was just ignorance. No, no, it didn't come up.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

No, no, no, it was straight up curiosity. And Francesco, if you would like to know more, I'm available to teach you all kinds of things.

SPEAKER_03 42:32

Give the details in the pod, you can find like seriously, he was literally he was curious.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

He was like, Oh, what do you do? Okay, tell me more um, but yeah, yeah, so that's cute. Uh Lockie and Katya make the lasagna. Which, firstly, if I'm like to jail super hungover, I probably don't feel like lasagna, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Well, I certainly don't feel like making it. Definitely not.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Definitely not hung over from scratch, but yeah, I could already tell from watching them assemble this thing that it was gonna be dry. They put these like the dry sheets in, and then it was like the sauce was not due, there was not enough liquid inside to like get that pasta cooked.

SPEAKER_03 43:21

I didn't prepare notes for I never prepare notes to do this, but I prepared notes on this segment in my mind. There, the way they made this lasagna made my blood boil, and I don't even have a nonna.

SPEAKER_02 43:34

And they literally the whole time during it were like, where the Italians in the house. I was like, hand back your like.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Do you know what their ingredients were? I saw it, I clocked it. What was it? It was pasta sauce, and when I say pasta sauce, I mean like tomato paste. Dolmeo. Yeah, the Dol mio grin. Mince, for some reason, grated carrot, and that's it.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

That is actually an Italian thing putting carrot in for the sweetness, yeah, but no. No bechamel, like no yeah, no, no, there wasn't even that they didn't even have like the jar bechamel, no, which I would have settled for.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

I definitely would have settled for it. And then they poured that in and then just put dry sheets in and just whack it in the oven with a bit of mozzarella on top, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

And it came out and it was grey, like it was when minced meat goes like off grey.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

Oh, it was that colour, it was that colour.

SPEAKER_03 44:27

Fuck. But the best part about this scene is that everyone's like all stoked on it seemingly until it comes out of the oven and it starts getting served up, and everyone's like, Oh, um, actually, just a little bit for me.

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Rhee's like, it was very dry. I was like, Thanks, Ray.

SPEAKER_03 44:43

I could have told you that. And Lexi says, Oh yeah, but this is like traditional, hey.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

I wouldn't, I don't got any traditions and shit. So, like, so good. Oh uh Francesco tells us Oh, he's in he's he lives with his parents and he's in crypto.

SPEAKER_03 45:05

I was like, in the same sentence, which was gold, but the best part about that was Lily's response.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

I got such a boner for San Fran at this moment. I was like, this guy is dumber than I thought, which means makes him even hotter.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

You mean living the dream? Yeah, I love it. But Lily got all hot and under the collar about it and was like, oh, he's into crypto.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Like you must be real fucking smart.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know what crypto is, but I heard of it, so he must they treated it like it was a white-collar job. They're like, oh, he's 21 and into crypto, he must be fucking rich.

SPEAKER_02 45:44

He's a big businessman. Well, compared to everyone else in the cast, that is like having a real job.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Well, in fairness, do any of the others have a real job?

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Unconfirmed. I mean, they have a job working for Charlotte.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Oh, you're right, sorry. I forgot. Yeah, they're gonna get golf balls.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

They're gonna get golf balls out of the thing. Uh then they go randomly for no reason, wakeboarding.

SPEAKER_03 46:04

Yeah, another wedge in there.

SPEAKER_02 46:06

Okay. So we're doing we're doing wakeboarding now, which everyone did not on their knees except Jada, is that right?

SPEAKER_01 46:15

Or did they all do on their knees?

SPEAKER_03 46:16

A couple of the girls tried on their knees and they they didn't last.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

But I don't want to steal from Jada's Thunder.

SPEAKER_03 46:22

She crushed this.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

She did really well.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

And you know what? Jada hasn't really had a proper moment on this show, I feel like. So it was good for her to have a little look at my go! No hands.

SPEAKER_02 46:34

No hands. Uh good on her. They're like, you're the Neilboard champion. I was like, don't kneelboard, like what?

SPEAKER_03 46:44

Language isn't really these people's forte. I we've me and Teams have been watching this together, and we've been writing down some of the beautiful words. I unfortunately don't have the message on me, but on in this episode, we did hear Um Anology. Anology that was in this episode, and I loved that.

SPEAKER_02 47:08

I also like Monarchy, he's like, well, Jada did well because there's a lot of weight distribution on the front. It's like fucking shady bitch.

SPEAKER_03 47:15

He's always been a little match, Jada, which is part of why we love him.

SPEAKER_01 47:19

Just fucked a hottie, thanks to Paramount Plus.

SPEAKER_02 47:24

So this route sponsored handpicked Hottie. Uh alright, once again, time to go out. After you know, you get whiteboarding and it's like, let's go out. So what are we doing tonight? This time they're like, they go to this restaurant, get this, called Mexicans.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Yeah. Did you not?

SPEAKER_02 47:44

I I had to pause because I was like laughing so much at Mexicanes.

SPEAKER_03 47:48

Well, I I went dead silent because I've, as you know, lived in Brisbane and the and Queensland. This is not normal unlikely. There was a place down the road from where I lived called Get It India. I'm not making this up. I'm not making this up.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

Like G-E-T, I T and then India. No, like get it India.

SPEAKER_03 48:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Okay, that's actually kind of slight. Yeah. You're like, yeah. Mexicans. We need to can we do a pilgrimage? Oh my god, we need to do a cans, we need to do a cans trip where we recreate all of the money. We're going to Mexicans, then we're going to the fucking bullshed cuts. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

Then we're getting 10 kebabs. Yes. Which they do look pretty good though. Those kebabs look amazing. They really do.

SPEAKER_02 48:39

Oh my god. So But everything goes getting ready. Yeah, so they go out. Um, Lily's like, I'm so excited to fuck my boy toy. San Fran. She's like, I've got a boy toy, his name's San Fran. And I can't wait to fuck him later on. Complete 180. God. Come the fuck down, Lily.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

She's proper on one at this restaurant. Yes. And even the girls are like, oh, you're okay.

SPEAKER_02 49:04

Lockie and Cardia are also in a similar deal, I feel, where it's like it's friends with Ben's, but it's like moving into something master.

SPEAKER_03 49:15

No, I don't think it's the exact same situation. No, it's not. No, I think it I think both of them are in the same situation, which is the boys are like, oh, I just fucked somebody and now they've laid claims so hard.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

Even though they're both sort of saying that that's not what they want. Actually, no, Cadia is being straight up about she's like, I like, she's like, I really like Lockie. And he's the one that's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

He's the one that said immediately after sleeping with her, I love that we're just cash, hey.

SPEAKER_02 49:44

How good, how good is like this cash vibe? Yeah? Yeah. That was stunning.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

Stunning. I lost it.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Cesco is a cute little crypto puppy, and I love it. Uh he's like, he's just there like this. Yeah, it's hot.

SPEAKER_03 50:04

But how good's your side profile? Oh my god, it's so hot. So hot. Lily is like falling off the chair.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

I love him. They're in the car and Lily just like sniffs him, and I was like, that's me. I would do that.

SPEAKER_03 50:16

You would do that? She just goes kind of like she gets in the pit.

SPEAKER_02 50:20

I'm like, oh.

SPEAKER_03 50:22

She's slipping and sliding everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

Do it in the pit.

SPEAKER_03 50:26

Losing her shit.

SPEAKER_01 50:27

So good.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

Uh Jada, oh my god, Jada at the restaurant goes to a random gentleman and just starts speaking out. I love her. Must have been someone from the club the night before or something. Well, you know.

SPEAKER_03 50:44

Because there was too familiar. I feel like they must have known each other, surely. But yeah, they waste no time just jumping straight in. She's a legend. Bless her heart. And you know what? We've all done that. We've all been out with our friends at a Mexican restaurant and made out with a stranger immediately.

SPEAKER_02 50:59

That's what you do.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

Anyway, the tequila's flowing, and the girls finally get it out of Lily. That guess what? If Sam Fran brings someone home, she'll fucking lose a car. That was like the bombshell of the app. She's the the worst.

SPEAKER_03 51:17

Who, Lily?

SPEAKER_02 51:18

Yes! It's literally been like 24 hours since she said friends with Ben's. Right? How good, how good is how cash we are.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

But do you know what's funny is I feel like in terms of development, at the very start of this season, Lily has this whole thing about how much they've grown as a person. And from what I see, it's the total opposite. I she was my favourite, I think, last season. And in this season, very quickly, I'm like, whoa! Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:48

I think she thinks it's because last time there was multiple people behaving badly, like Lexi and her had a through problems, and do you know what I mean? It was more like conflict. Whereas this time it's like everyone is being a normal person except Lily, like she's being crazy.

SPEAKER_03 52:02

She is.

SPEAKER_02 52:03

But we need it.

SPEAKER_03 52:04

Oh, we do. Don't stop, never stop.

SPEAKER_02 52:07

Anyway, I love this. It it takes no time to get back to Con, Daddy of the group, who can't help himself. Loose lips Con. Um Lockie first. Yeah. He goes. He goes to Lockie first and then to some of the other girlies, maybe, and then to con? I can't remember how it got there.

SPEAKER_03 52:28

But it gets there very quickly. And he's like, I've got to do this. I've got to be a good bro and tell my bro about it.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

So he tells and then well and Lily pops the fuck off. She's so pissed at Conn. She's like mad. Weirdly, she's mad at Con. I'm like, sorry, like everyone else would let Lockie spread it. Like it went through the whole cast. You can't be mad at the person that was at the end of the chain. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 52:57

Sometimes you just gotta be mad at somebody. She starts coming, she's like, you fucking can't.

SPEAKER_00 53:04

Yeah, but what did she say? She goes, What are you gonna do? Can't you're a fuck witch? She calls him a fuckwit.

SPEAKER_03 53:09

Yeah, but Lily is the type of bitch, and I'm not this isn't just saying it. We saw this exact thing happen last season. She's the kind of girl who your boyfriend can cheat on you and she'll get mad with the person, not with the boyfriend. Ah, she is she did that last season and she got mad at everybody else. But not him.

SPEAKER_02 53:31

She's a real girl's girl. Yeah. Anyway, he sort of takes it quite gracefully. She's losing it. Um surprisingly gracefully. Yeah, because I think he's just kind of like, oh. He's he just sits there. Conn tells us he's like, she hasn't changed, it's the same old Lily.

SPEAKER_03 53:51

As does Lexi say something about Leopard Lexi Spots.

SPEAKER_02 53:57

Yeah, that's what McTitz told me before.

SPEAKER_03 54:02

Yeah, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

Yeah. Wow. So it's all gonna pop off next week.

SPEAKER_03 54:08

Yeah, I mean, I didn't I try not to watch the teaser of the next. I try really hard not to.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

They're good, they don't give away too much. I've gotta say they've good they're un spoilery.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

It looks good though.

SPEAKER_01 54:19

No, it looks good.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

But like they don't normally they keep us on the edge, they know how to edge us. Consider me edged. Yeah, um, I'm excited for next week.

SPEAKER_03 54:29

Oh, me too. This show is great. Thank you for getting me into this one.

SPEAKER_02 54:33

I'm it's been my pleasure, and I'm so glad that we can talk about this because I was losing my mind. Endlessly because season one just went by like unnoticed. I think it was the time of year they dropped it or something. It was like late last year they dropped it. I've never heard of it. Like it was later than this, I feel like almost near Christmas, and I think people just aren't really streaming new reality content then.

SPEAKER_03 54:59

There's also there's been a lot of amazing reality in the last like 12 month cycle. A lot of big ones that a lot of people tune in for.

SPEAKER_02 55:09

No, the timing is right with this one, and for me, because I was like, what the fuck sure am I gonna do next? And then decided I was like, this is a good one to do. I feel like it's a little bit different for the cringe, but I'm into it. And yeah, let us know if you are watching it. Um I'd love to know what you think. Yeah. If you think we should keep recapping it, fucking let me know.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

Should there be a season three, four, five, six, seven, yes, please.

SPEAKER_02 55:40

Amazing. Well, Curtis, thank you for joining me this week. Thanks for having me. See you soon. Bye.