Turned On: Dirty Sexy Money - S01E05 (w/ Adam Seymour)

We have MUCH to discuss this week. Husband to the pod Adam Seymour joins Sam on the couch to check in on Sonja Morgan’s Aussie tour, Outlast The Jungle and Leviticus before taking to this week’s episode of Turned On: Dirty Dexy Money. Quinn has an emergency C-section and Lily is tainting the holy water. Annie has a house intruder and Ruby’s floral rashies are giving the girls a rash. We also welcome a new cast member and..oh the twins are.. still there?

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

This podcast was produced on the land of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation.

SPEAKER_02 0:07

Welcome to Australia!

SPEAKER_00 0:12

Someone who is such a connoisseur of reality television. The content is hideous. Oh my god. Off his deathbed, its husband to the pod, Adam Seymour. Welcome back. Thank you. To the cringes rule, my love. How are you?

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Well, as you know, I've been very sick.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

You've you've seen better days. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:36

Ended up in ER, got an IV drip. Yes. You've had a medical emergency. I've got to say, I've always wanted to do an IV drip, like when we were in Mexico.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

Yeah, it's very um housewives coded. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

But I wanted to do it when I was hungover and by choice, not because I couldn't keep anything down. Yeah. But um, you know.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

Can confirm he's still with us. Yes. Living and well. Um, and we've had we have much to discuss this week. Um should we start with Sonia Morgan? Sonia Rita. Yes. We went to Adelaide on the weekend to see Sonia Morgan. Real house ice of New York Rony royalty. Um you've come back with a tea. You're wearing some Sonia Merch. Yeah. What is it?

SPEAKER_01 1:27

Sonia Morgan Australian intern. Yeah. Because you know I always say. Um, yeah, I don't know. It was no Countess Luann experience.

SPEAKER_00 1:38

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:38

Well, she doesn't have songs to perform. Yeah, she just kind of rambles and speaks. She spoke a lot of shit. Yeah, and she kind of is a bit of a like mind fuck because she's trying to be like an everyday naughty girl, but then also name drop a lot. And but yeah, she's like more because she's like it's kind of like on the show. She's like, I've got all this stuff happening, but nothing's happening.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

And yeah, but the name dropping was giving Mara Lago because she started talking about some Trumps, Trumps, and I was like, Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Yeah, it's it was pretty cringe. I think she was letting it fly a bit now. Her husband is actually dead too, so she has less to worry about legally and less consequences. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

These events are a great night, they're really fun. Shout out to the girlies from the Two Rights Don't Make a Right podcast, who we met. Yes. They were fun, they were really fun.

SPEAKER_01 2:35

Um, I think they were vibing the same way as well.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Yeah, they were vibing. Everyone had the same vibe, which is it's great to be here at Mary's puppet with some drag queens. Sonia is also here, but she's not really, she wasn't like the star of the night.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

No, I think also it was a final one, so I I guess like I think Sydney and Melbourne could have been a bit different.

SPEAKER_00 2:53

Well, as we know, in was it Sydney where someone allegedly filmed up her skirt and she lost it?

SPEAKER_01 2:58

So there was a banning of phones and oh my god, it was so wild.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

We walked in, and of course, Sonia's on stage. The first thing you want to do is take a little picky, and this security guard comes up to me and goes, um, excuse me. This is a phone phones down situation. And I'm like, sorry?

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Yeah, she was it was the security was hardcore. Even we got she we did the meet and greet, and we only got like one second. But I did ask if she'd fucked any Aussies and she what did she say? She said, Not not this time, but I'm gagging, not gagging. She didn't say gagging. I wish she said gagging now. She said, but she's coming back. Yeah. Yeah, she's she's already like looking forward to coming back again.

SPEAKER_00 3:41

She's no Luanne.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

But yeah, Luann would have.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

Luan would have fucked all.

SPEAKER_01 3:48

No, um exactly. She then But it was kind of cute later on when she was choosing people to ask her questions on stage. She chose um, well, we pushed Sam forward. Yeah. I was pushed. But then that same cunt security guard then blocked him when he went to the stage because he didn't believe he was chosen, even though she was like, I love those guys.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

For our Adelaide listeners, do you know who we're talking about? This is a security guard at Maurice Poppin' with like contact lenses in. I think you called him a White Walker at one point. It's very White Walker-esque. Um yeah, horrible gentlemen. I'm very sorry, but um, yeah. Pretty sassy for someone there to make us feel safe in the space. I felt very unsafe in the space because of this person.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Yes. Um, but shout out to Kane and Abel. Yes. And the Adelaide Queens are amazing.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

Tall bitch, whatever her name is.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

Oh my god. The one that was on tour who is not from Adelaide, Dom Top Dominique Top was so mid, I hate to say it. And also like says they're a crazy housewife fan, but was just bringing up the most.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

It just felt very it was like, oh, I've watched so much Housewives with my mum, and now I'm gonna ask the she was like the tea. She kept saying, We're gonna spill the tea. Do you got do you want some more tea? And I'm like, what tea does Sonia Morgan have that I want to hear?

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Well, that's the thing. She thought she was spilling it, but we kind of knew most of the stuff. Anyway, it was fine. It was there was a lot of like it felt like it turned into like a hands party. It did too. It was singing along by the end of it, which then I called it, but maybe that was the beginning of my downfall. Let's let's blame taste.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

I actually think you caught a like bug from that night. I'm calling it. Yeah. I think you got Sonia Morgan's fucking tapeworm. Yeah, her Shigella. It hasn't been confirmed, but who knows? Could be. Um, the other thing we have to talk about is the show that we just completely devoured um Outlast the Jungle. So shout out to Besties of the Pod, Annabelle, and Mark, who made me watch this show because I saw they recapped it. I was like, alright, I'll give it a go. Yeah, we smashed it out in two days. Is it eight episodes? Yeah, we watched four days, four, four. We ate that shit up. Um spoilers for that incoming. So skip for it if you don't want to know who wins Atlast the Jungle.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

We don't even need to talk about who wins. No, we don't. Because I might all I think is it's um a combo of Alone, Naked and Afraid, and Survivor. And then it kind of has little elements of like Love Island or something. Just because everyone is so stupid fit.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

The casting is Love Island casting, but then it's got like the voiceover guy from Alone.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

And then the Naked Afraid XL rules, really.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Yeah, I would give the casting director a raise because they have put some ultimate villains on this one.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

It's the return of the villain, and that's yeah. That's exactly it. They've finally gone back to the villain.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

They make it makes like King George look like a little ancient.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Little say that motherfucker West and that whole team, team Charlie or whatever. Wes and Louisiana Swamp Rat Boy.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

Well, they're as we heard three of them are gonna spend it on Charlie if they want as well.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

Because they've all got substance of them. They hate women so much. Yeah, um, they bully all of the women off their team and then continue to bully them even when they're on other teams. It's wild. Yeah, the destruction at the end of their um Oh my god, things they have a full tantrum, a men's rights tantrum where they destroy the camp.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Yeah, rather than helping any of their um other contestants, they burn and destroy everything. It goes very Lord of the Flies. It does.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

Um I could just imagine production being like, okay, if you really need to do that, you can, but I kind of wish in the alpha team, which ends up being ladies, um, I wish there was some lesbian romance. Well, there's lesbian romance on Bravo with Sarah and her beefcake. Oh my god, beefcake. She gets out of beefcake. Beefcake was great casting because her on day one she's like, I fucking hate women. I'm like, you don't look like you hate women. You look like you really, really love them. Yeah. And then she learns that she does. She does.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

She has lay finger oysters in the ocean.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

There's a shot of shot of them bashing oysters off a rock.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

And still she's teaching her how to split open an oyster, and she's like, You're so good at this.

SPEAKER_00 8:37

Show me how to do that.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

Yeah, and she's like, Fuck, we're so good. It's like we're friends for life, and like they're just like smashing oysters.

SPEAKER_00 8:44

Best friends. Sarah was my favourite character on the show because she just rocked up and she's like, she sounded, she had like a voice, she sounds like a voice actor that would be on like Bob's burgers or something.

SPEAKER_01 8:56

Yeah, I think my favourite was the um boxer, boxer girl on power. Nikki. Nikki, who's very poverty country. We're just the game. See? Well, that's why I did the walk. I did the fucking thing. It's like when I see a film. Yeah, I know, but you we didn't even have to go there, you can be clever and tick toe around it. It's like when I'm like this is cups. That's why you don't have your husband on the podcast. But it's like, oh, how's everything goes up? Blah blah blah, and just spills out the end. I'm like, you didn't even get to the like the storyline, it's just like straight to the punch. Anyway, um, and then speaking of punch uh something intense, um we saw Leviticus. Leviticus, we saw The Other Australian horror film, yeah, produced by the people that did bring her back and talk to me, not the same director, but brand new director.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

Yeah. I understand. Because now nowadays you just put something on YouTube and then get a film. Become a film director.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

I think that's what um the Lazy Susan and Zelda are hoping for. Um we hope that for them too. Yeah, totally get it. Pop off Queens. Um I think uh we Yeah, it's um I think it's a really beautiful film. It's kind of in the vein of like Snowtown and it's like the bleakness and like how like beautifully shot it is and simple. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

It's it was giving zone two. Um there was a zone two lesbian in the movie as well at the hospital. Yeah, it was very if you want to see a film where someone gets jerked off on a V-line bus, this is a film for you.

SPEAKER_01 10:34

Which I actually did in my year. I loved it. There was a scene, I was like, I did this on a winery walkabout with my first boyfriend Alan. Did you actually? Yeah, and all my friends were in the thing, and and they I was like, don't turn around because we were blowing each other in the and it was in the same exact same seat, second last row to the left. There you go. That's the sequel, Second Last Row to the Left.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

Second Last Row to the Left on the V-line bars. Yeah, it was giving regional gay experience with spooky um conversion therapy like voodoo.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Yeah, I think um I s I've seen some of reviews, like it's got a really good high-rating mind. Like I think it's 93 on Rotten Tomatoes at the moment, but I've seen some gays on the on the ground divided a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

But I think at the moment, but that's any queer media. This happens because there are gays that refuse to just like it because it's queer content, you know what I mean? And they they have to they have to interrogate it. Yeah, it needs to like yeah, it needs to solve all the world's problems. And but I I'm just looking at it more as like a a coming of age story. Yeah, rather like I liked it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:43

They didn't mention AIDS, which seems to me an interesting.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

Oh my god, thank for the first ever gay horror movie to not mention AIDS. Yeah, well done. Um actually, no, they did. Nah, didn't they?

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Oh no, I'm getting with Huffman with Huffman! Yeah, I knew you would. Um I actually the thing that I think I do understand at the moment with obsession and backrooms out, yeah, I think people are accepting uh expecting kind of a like bang, bang, bang, like the build-up that um obsessions, but I actually think the slow burn of this and also like it sat with me with longer.

SPEAKER_00 12:19

I had proper nightmares that night about it. I was really like actually quite shaken by it. Yeah, like in a way that I get from like Japanese and Korean horror, yeah, like the original ring and the grudge and stuff. Like when you're watching them, they're creepy, and then like two days later you're like, oh fuck.

SPEAKER_01 12:38

Yeah, it's really unsettling. I think it also leaves some things unanswered, and it it's also a bit more in the vein of the film It Follows. Um, or now it's a gay one, it's they follows. But in saying that, they follows is they've just actually announced that, yeah. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_00 12:56

Well, yeah, of course. Now that there's no creativity left in the world and AI runs media production, of course, there's they fucking follows.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

No, but imagine if I th I'm excited because I think that's such a cool story. Like that is so creepy, it's Slender Man, so like always coming, but they follows. Wouldn't it be good if we put them on to Roshane Murphy and they're just like going for her constantly, like just coming for her? Honestly. Every concert, they're just appearing in the audience and moving their way closer to her. Someone needs to shut that bitch up, so it needs to go away. She's needs to go to bed. I was yeah, I was such a um fan that Turfy Murphy.

SPEAKER_00 13:34

Unfortunately, we've lost another one to the culture wars. Um all right. Speaking of divided, should we talk about the reason for the season? Turned on. Dirty, sexy money. And firstly, I need to say hello to our new friend of the pod, Dr. Adina.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

Queen.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Queen. Who we now can confirm is actually Romanian. So thanks for confirming that in the chat. I did um very uh, you know, presumptuously assume a Russian accent. So formal apology issue to Dr. Adina. Well, it's Eastern Block, so it's not too far away. Too far off. She's in the comment section. We love you on the show. Not enough of you on the show this week.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Yeah, I could I thought she was quite harsh, but the more I've gone along, the I don't really like Quinn, so I'm I'm her.

SPEAKER_00 14:27

Anyone that is here to make Quinn's life difficult is like fine by me. She's yeah, she's anyway. Let's I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

Yeah, I could I could go Yeah, we'll get into it.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

But firstly, what are your overall thoughts on this brand new show so far?

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Um, I think it's clever, like, especially because we do live on such an online uh world where and also just the thing that like beauty is more important than anything else on the socials, and then sex obviously. It is pretty wild. Um oh my god, I sorry, sidetracked, but I just read an article the other day about how I might have send that to you, where like there was like a guy in India that wants to be on a doctor, so he made a MAGA blonde girl and OnlyFans, and it's paid for his whole inter She's not even real. Wow, but like and MAGAs are like so supportive and like they've got lots of money. But we do live in this it's just so crazy how much coin this industry has. Yeah, and it is really, you know, it's something we've kind of talked about and don't hate me better, but it's it's that kind of interesting conversation about what is like sex work as well, because we're seeing this on this show play out where there's people that have worked in clubs and actually done escorting, yeah, yeah. And it's funny when there's girls that have just been in the safety of their home taking photos of themselves, and they're trying to like say they've had the same lived experience, and I'm finding the divide, and there's more judgment from people that are literally just like more on the intention side than the action side, and it's very interesting to me because I do I think it's all sex work, but it's just very funny how it's quite now with the online thing, it's quite well some of the girlies have done physical sex work, we'll call it, as well as content creation.

SPEAKER_00 16:15

Yeah, some of the content creation involves physical sex work in it, I guess. But then I guess it really depends on yeah, how they choose to identify, and that's the interesting part. So you've got Mia who's really distancing herself from anyone that does that kind of stuff, yeah. Um, because she accidentally blew up overnight by posting a pick of her butt. It's like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

She's at yeah, holy than now because she's only you know, playing with herself or a partner, yeah. In a her own controlled environment. But I know I just kind of like the people that have done the blood, sweat, and twit, someone who has done sex work as well. I'm kind of like I love it's like until you've jacked off like an 80-year-old with like flocky feet, like fucking like do the shit. Pay your juice. It's not the same way that I believe everyone should work in hospitality. Totally. Do you know what I mean? I just kind of like world would be a very different place. I think it gives you a lot more um empathy towards people, the reason this exists. You don't see you see them as people, not just like yeah, pathetic people that is that is a a cash pig. I don't know, even though some people like that, but um yeah, you know, yeah. Uh but I don't know, I just think it is very interesting because I find the people on the show that have done something a little bit more in IRL um have a much more well-adjusted view on the the what bigger picture. And like even the girls, like you know, you've got Ruby, who's done like a lot of stripping and stuff like that, and then you've also got the girls that are doing 200 people gang, like they're both more we've seen they've they've connected more because they have had that lived experience more. Yeah. The ones that are just kind of just doing it because they want to buy expensive clothing and dress up cutesy.

SPEAKER_00 17:57

I wonder how much of it as well is because they're on this show. Like, I don't know if Mia and like the twins and stuff are out there pearl clutching. Um, I think it's because they've all been cast together with the stunt girlies on this show, and that's why they're trying to separate. I don't know. Because in their day-to-day, like in their lives, like if they don't collab or mention each other or whatever, you wouldn't assume they're in each other's world, but now they're connected through this show. So that's kind of the the beauty of this casting, I think.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Yeah, it's a genius show as well, because as we know with like influences, yes, it's such a clad kind of like you know, everyone's using each other to build followers and do collaborations and stuff like that. And it's just like we're watching it, not just like they're not collabing for sex like we see gay boys do, uh-huh. You know, I'm into a collabing, collabing, collabing. Yeah, but with their they're just like association and like well, they are still collabing. No, they do that as well, yeah. But I'm just saying, like, it's funny how they're like, and it's you know, they're like they've got this many and they're obsessed with the number of followers. But followers doesn't always make coin as well. Here she comes. Like, I'm sure some people would have made more money selling a video to you know, it's all about who's gonna buy your things. That's how smart you are with the attention.

SPEAKER_00 19:15

Yeah, because it's not you're not gonna have it forever, and you've gotta, yeah, you've got to move some merch. Anyway, let's talk about this episode. Can I start with the opening credits? You can.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

Well, only because it's it's been weighing on me, and I just think about like every it's quite a beautiful, like over the top opening. I actually live for the opening credits. Amazing. It's probably one of the only shows that me and Sam don't skip the opening.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

Oh, I will refuse to skip it because the song slaps and the AI generated bits are so funny.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

And so I get a giggle every time, but I cannot believe how dirty they did Ruby on this opening. And I've got a narrative happening here because it's after this episode, and I listen to me, and I think you guys will appreciate it. Is that they've made they've got a picture of Ruby going to Woolies to buy Quinn baby formula. So, like everyone else has got these hot things, and Quinn is in the supermarket buying baby formula, and then she's on her way to drop it to Quinn, but Mia is so hot she causes a car crash to slow her down. And and Quinn's just at home in a McMansion. Why she could have just like Ubered it in. Like, it just It's great. Also, like now we've seen a bit of a story arc for uh Ruby. Like, why would you not have her walk by with her like knit like hard breasts and all flowers bloom? Like she loves florals. Well, that's a thing like walk by a rainforest and she's all mystic and fairy, and like and things just bloom or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 20:38

I did Ruby so dirty this episode. Let's get into it. Episode five is called The Stalk and the Stalker. I did not realise these episodes had titles until this week. Um, I like that. And this one I quite like. Uh we start with 5am on screen. It's like boom, 5am in big letters, um, and like an ambulance sound, and they're really pumping up this like emergency situation, which we then just find out is just Quinn going to the hospital to have her baby. But it's an emergency C-section, which would have been very stressful, especially for Quinn, because she's very organized. She'd planned every second. Total control freak, yeah. Total control freak. So she's crying, confession telling us it wasn't what she expected. And I'm like, oh my god, did something happen?

SPEAKER_01 21:21

Well, that it implies that she lost the baby. Oh, totally.

SPEAKER_00 21:24

They've got you thinking that for a moment.

SPEAKER_01 21:25

She's crying that what she had a painless birth. No, I shouldn't say painless, I didn't give the birth, but you know what I mean? Like, like she she like, and then she's like, her baby's perfectly healthy, and she's like, I don't know, I just thought it was really fucked. The way she reads it. It was like having a tantrum because you're you're a healthy born baby. I just thought about all the people that can't have children. But I love this.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

They're doing the yeah, they've taken a leaf out of like the uh Mormon Wives book where it's just like everything is like a true crime documentary.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Yeah. I thought when they hand the baby to her, like I thought she was gonna be like yuck, clean it, like. Disgusting. Like she's gonna say something because like the way the baby's like reaching out, like Mama, like she's like, she's like, get it into Rhino Party.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

She's like, yeah, she's like, Otox that hand straight away. I was like, that baby looks like Alex. Yeah. And then the girls later clock that too. And then Alex is there, he's like, he's uh having a dream about your tits. Just like I am, and he's like, Oh, yeah, like like father, like son. I was like, okay, sexualise your child moments after its birth, go off. Um, the girls, Haley and Chloe, are gossing at the nail salon. Um, Chloe's like, Oh, the baby's so cute.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

Um Chloe is butterfly tat. Chloe's butterfly tat, yeah. Who we loved at the start of now. Now I'm not. She's yeah. Well, she's started off being like blueberry willy wonker naughty girl to be like condemning and judge duty. I just don't really like it.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

She's the biggest Judge Judy and Ep One, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

I was like, while Beauregard pop off. Yeah, she also is highlighting how much a suburban and coke she really is. She's very suburbia. Yeah. Uh especially.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

It was a Leviticus. Every time she says, oh no sore, I'd like to giggle. Yeah. Um, the convo then turns to the dramatic lunch after the photo shoot from last week. So basically, these two are dark on Ruby for not switching teams uh with that for not following them out when they stormed off, basically. And they think that now she switched teams and she's with Mia and the stun girlies. And I was like, Alright. And then she's ignoring our Chloe's like, couple of champagnes and it's all good. It's like, but what like what have these people done to you? You just don't like them.

SPEAKER_01 23:54

I thought it was really a nice moment that like when Ruby vibes with those girls. She heard them out. And that's what we just touched on. It's just like I think they realise they've walked common ground, can't it?

SPEAKER_00 24:02

Yeah. And then I love, she goes, Um, if Ruby and Mia become mates again, I'll be livid and then cut to Ruby and Mia catching up. I was like, great editing. Yeah. Um, they seem totally fine now, which I love. They both apologise in this lunch and hear each other out. And we honestly love to see it.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

I yeah, I thought it was really good. I love their like let bygones be bygones, which I think they should have said, let bogons be bogons. Um, and and then um they also um I love they did the cutaway though to her when she's like, nothing happened in Fiji, and she's like, Oh I love this.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

It's like oh, everything's great, and then it's like um, but are we gonna talk about Fiji? And she's like, What? So she's so fucked Farious. Yes, and I can't wait. I'm hoping that is like the finale uh drama because it's been bubbling since the start. Have you seen what this guy looks like? Is it they blurted out? They had it, they had some like phone footage. Also, why were there no cameras on this trip to Fiji?

SPEAKER_01 25:07

Was it a group thing? Yeah. Oh, I reckon it was before they paused the season for a year, and it's and Mia refused to come back if they used that or some shit. Probably it's probably why she went. I can't wait. There would be so much tea around the the deliver the delay in pretty much.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

I'm already excited for Darius's teary moment. Uh we cut to Lily, who you know is my fave, and she tells us she always knew she was gonna be a Pond star. Um she's like, one day I just woke up and thought, I want to go skydiving with a cock in my mouth.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

She is probably one of my new favourites on television. Like, I'm at my clitzend is I'm at my clitzend is fucking iconic. I can't, I've never heard anyone say that, and I've been with a straight face as well. She's like, I'm at my clitzend with you. I want to use it in Pussy Play the show. Yeah, you know, like it's it's as good as for sure skin.

SPEAKER_00 26:01

It is as good as for sure skin. It's a great line. If she doesn't have clitzend merch on the way, yeah, she better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:09

I think this. I know as I brought up a very strict Catholic good boy. I um I would like to believe this, but I still think it's shock content.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Uh in the church. So yeah, she's going full Leviticus this week. She's in the church talking to this priest.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

I really like the priest, so he made a beautiful statement. Not that I'm converting now. It's because Is he real? No, because I'd like he said, is like if we judged everyone about the things that is morally corrupt, like someone that works in fossil fuels, would they be able to be in here? Like, I just thought that was like a good way to put it. Gina Reinhart walks in.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Well, the world's really Gina, welcome back to church, darling.

SPEAKER_01 26:50

And I thought that was kind of a sweet way to put it. But I don't know, I still think it's just for a bit of like shock content. Because think about how much press I Googled it. She's there's a million articles about them all rocking up to church and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

It's like Madonna putting a crucifix on her pussy. Like it's just it's full it's baiting. It's it's rage bait. But am I mad about that? Like, no, anything that's gonna piss off Christianity.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

She'll fucking do a video of her like fucking with a candle or something, like sitting on a candle or something. She better.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Yeah, you can have that one for free, Lily.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

She or she'll do like a priest glory whole confession. She's pretty much it's she's just doing gay porn.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

Oh, she's she's a gay man.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

I wanna yeah, I wanted to get fucked by like three priests.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

I actually am so jealous. Like, I would love to just be her.

SPEAKER_00 27:35

If I was her for a day, you better believe I'd be making new records. Yeah. It's whatever she's doing now, double it. Yeah. Uh then we how good was this bit? The hateful online comments about her going to church by one said, stop corrupting our holy water, and then your favourite was Born Again Butt Plug.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

Born again butt plug, I think is so fun. I just think she's I can't believe she's 24. She seems very mature. She does. Yeah. I'm really like she is a gay man.

SPEAKER_00 28:07

She's like, Oh, but I don't burst into flames walking to this church. Yeah, she's my fave, I think. Yeah, she's great. And look, God does not discriminate. So, um, love and light. Annie has a man crawl into her house, and we get a friend she paid a thousand dollars. So I shouldn't say that. You think this is a full direct Kemsley?

SPEAKER_01 28:30

It could be a stage thing, but it's probably not. But it's so it'd be quite easy to do. Like you just get a friend. No man.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Oh, because I'm in such temperature. People are crazy, and people fucking hate women. Yeah. And especially women that, you know, do that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

It could, like, I'm not denying it could be true, but I just it just seemed a little bit too.

SPEAKER_00 28:52

The fact that they had the footage from the ring cam of him, and it the way he moved was fucking scary.

SPEAKER_01 28:58

Yeah. That's why it makes me think it put on.

SPEAKER_00 29:01

No, I don't think it is. It's the same guy in the priest uniform from the shot before.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

Yeah. Um, it's just actually just the partner. He's been out gambling. Henry's been out gambling, and he's just blown there, like mortgage repayment. So he's sneaking back inside.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Oh my god. Uh so she says she's had stalkers before. This one sub who was so crazy obsessed with her, he was like, I'm coming to Australia. He used to book restaurants restaurants, and I'm like, okay, mate. Yeah. Sit the fuck down. No, this is gross. Uh then we learn that the neighbours were judgy cunts to Henry when he was like, Hey, just like checking in, you didn't see anything, and they're like, Have you guys thought about moving somewhere else? I'm like, Well, that's the GC for ya.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Yes. Um, yeah, not nice.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

I kind of feel sorry for them.

SPEAKER_01 29:56

But they're good, it looks like they got a pretty secure little McMansion.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

Yeah, they this is like one nation fucking heartland shit. I don't know. Lily rocks up.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Like you can gamble all you want, but sex work, no.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Yeah, no, no. Lily rocks up with some flowers, and I love this. They'd curated this scene, they're all wearing all white, and then the flowers were white. I was like, okay. Yeah, they've got the virginal text before. Yeah, a little virginal moment. Um, Lily explains to us what parasocial relationships are, and I thought this was really fascinating because as these creator girlies, this must happen all the time, where their subscribers like feel like they know them, and I guess because they're paying as well. A lot of them would feel like entitled to have access to them beyond the content.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Yeah, I guess if you've given someone a few K, you'd you'd feel like you're owed something, or yeah. Which and mention that, yeah, which they're not.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

You got the vips, you got the picks, that's what you paid for. You you actually can't go up to these people in real life, like it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Um I saw a really good theatre show called I'm in a parasocial relationship with Britney Spears. Oh, yeah, which was very good. I love this parasocial thing.

SPEAKER_00 31:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a fascinating phenomenon where you think you know people. There's definitely like some podcasts I listen to where I feel like I know.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Well, we just went through it with Sonya Rita. Like you feel like you know her, and then you the reality is that you realise you don't. You're like, oh, you're not what I think.

SPEAKER_00 31:31

And you're always gonna be let down. Yeah, not always the land delivery. Actually, true the land did. Yes. Oh, the twins are here. They're so dead behind the eyes. We're just gonna need the you need the shining music. Every time they go. Come on, we just need that. Play with us, Danny. It's they're terrifying, and then we get them doing like some good cup, bad cup content, and I'm like, snooze, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

Yeah, I don't know who's paying for their shit. They're not I'm into like some twin incest style fashion boys. So that like I can fantasize a bit of roleplay on online. Like it's very popular, like stepdad and stuff and shit. But with those girls, yeah, there's nothing sexy about them. They're like they're like team of Veronicas, and the Veronicas I don't even see as sexy, like a gust of wind, and they'll blow away.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

Like they're just so like and they're just like, uh, brand names and brand names and I spent money, so I've got to show my bees off. Like they're just they're kind of great on the show, though, I've got to say. Like they do give these like dumb bits, but I and I'm glad they're not in it very much. Well, they don't have any personality, they're not causing any drama. Even that bit where there was that guy that I ever dodged a bullet on like psycho twins, but like the way that they dealt with that, I was like, oh, you don't like what's the openings thing in the beginning? I don't even know. I can't remember. They're so forgetting. Yeah, they're literally yeah, I'm trying. I need to, anyway, we'll have to look more uh so welcome to the show, Kayla Jade. She's a full service sex worker, and her whole thing is on her socials. She spills the tea about her experiences with sex work, which is great, and as such, she's got a huge following. And I love this because people want to know, like it's like if you had a friend that did this stuff, like you'd want to sit down with them and be like, tell what's the craziest thing you've ever been asked to do, and yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

I love it's I love that story doc documentation of sex work and the open dialogue around it. Yeah, so it makes it not shameful.

SPEAKER_00 33:33

Yeah, well, you've done a similar thing with your art book.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Yeah, so yeah, I I th I always think it's really interesting, like you know. Um I think it reminds me of the artist Miranda July, who's very similar, like that. She like goes into these worlds and documents things and experiences, and it's really cool. Um, yeah, I think it's genius what this person's done.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

And she's a gorgeous, full figure. And a real natural kind of yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

And I think like like let's I can't like Mia is fucking insane. Yeah, like there's like if you walked past her, you'd be like, on the street, you'd be like, but I can't I kind of think this girl's beautiful, but like just like and I think that's the thing that even works with sex workers. Sometimes you actually want someone that is like relatable, like looks like a real person. Like I think like perfection is well, I know I think everyone looks like that is always always isn't the best in bed, which is who'd you rather fuck Mia or this girl?

SPEAKER_00 34:27

Yeah, totally, like that exactly. I I think this girl would be much better. Uh Mia and Kayla and Ruby meet up for a drink, and they laugh about how they make more than surgeons. I love this bit. They're like, I'm always Google's yeah, yeah. Like, how much does a surgeon make? Like, oh, just that love this. Ruby is planning an advantage.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

I will give say this though. Well, just some a reality check is that for the time being, a surgeon can keep going to the six.

SPEAKER_00 35:00

A surgeon is always gonna be required. This shit is like at on the knife edge. You could lose something could happen, like God knows what, and you could just lose all of your subscribers overnight.

SPEAKER_01 35:13

Yeah, but not only that as well, like it's short-lived, I think, as well as I like you and I have both paid for OnlyFans, and you're just kind of like, uh, seeing it next.

SPEAKER_00 35:21

And also And it's always someone that's like been on a Bravo show and I just want to like get a thing and then I and then you go in and you're like, fuck, they don't even show it, they don't even post poll.

SPEAKER_01 35:30

But it's a short six bucks. It's a short-lived career, and I think I gotta say, although I don't love them, that Quinn is being clever because they've realized they're like an aging talent, or like you know, yeah, that they've like try to build an an empire on the side of it. But still, that's what I mean. I'm like, it's easy, but it's short.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

Like, you know, it's also you aging, like you know, you're getting older, yeah, and unfortunately, yeah, it's like being a gymnast.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

Yeah, or it's even like being a gambler, like you hear about like the wins but not the losses, and I was like, I was like, yeah, it's it's good right now, but it's fun right now.

SPEAKER_00 36:04

I hope they're investing and yeah, I hope they're being clever with Bitcoin.

SPEAKER_01 36:07

Totally, not buying just Bulgaria.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

Well, Ruby's got a business plan, she's got a swimwear business that we learn about this episode. She's planning a little launch event. Clever girl. Um, get it on the show, even though the producers fucking do not help her out here. And she's not sure. Should she invite all the girls? Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 36:30

I wonder what contract-wise, you have to invite a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 36:33

I reckon there'd be like on Housewives, they're like at least this many events where like everyone has to be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or something like that. Who knows? Annie and Henry own the car. Henry, mate. Bless. But like, what a dropkick. I don't yeah. This man. He's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go do some FIFO work in fucking Perth.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

I think he should go work.

SPEAKER_00 36:59

Fuck off. Nobody should go. She's gonna not come back, and she should upgrade. Yeah. Because she's fucking hot. Babe, check out what that stalker looks like. Oh my that's the storyline.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

Could be your love of your life.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

Yeah, anyway, she's like, could you please not leave me alone in the house right after we've there's been like a understanding I think I don't think I'd feel comfortable. No, and he's like, oh yeah, he's like think plus, she's like, also, I don't want you alone because you're a man child and you're clearly gonna relapse your fucking gambling addiction on site at the mine. Yeah. Fuck.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Yeah, Perth is not the place for him to be in. This is a modern Australian story, and there's lots of gambling.

SPEAKER_00 37:45

Isn't this a modern Australian love story? Yeah, like, oh I've got a Jimmy FIFO from me only.

SPEAKER_01 37:50

I think he's gonna say something really like, I've got in to go study something. Or, you know, he bought a PlayStation 5.

SPEAKER_00 37:57

Yeah, no, his announcement was flop. Anyway, now we go to Ruby's Swimwear Launch and Mum's there, which is cute. Love Ruby's mum.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

Yeah, I thought they actually did a really cute job with all the flowers, and I thought it was like a cute space, but the producers were doing her job. They just kept zooming in on the portaloo but also the venue, and she's just got an extra one. Exactly. We only saw the guys use it. It was probably the piss portaloo.

SPEAKER_00 38:25

It was a a condition of the event permit.

SPEAKER_01 38:27

Yeah, like it probably was.

SPEAKER_00 38:29

Probably, and I love they like because there's in some remote place that's luscious and green and beautiful, but there's no phone reception, there's a portaloo. Um, but they focused on that instead of just like the fact that you know she's a woman in business kicking goals.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Yeah, and this the sound effects of like oh the like squeaky kissing and oh my god. Anyway, they did her dirty, they did her so dirty.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Also, I gotta say, I quite liked these floral rashies. Yeah, they're keeping it. I was shocked because, you know, as someone in the sex industry, I was expecting to be really slutty. Yeah, like the twins were. Well, it's kind of like a little Tim two flowers on the Yeah, yeah, like just some tits out stuff. But there's a million bikini brands out there, so I think to do a rashi, firstly, it's like Sun Smart. Yeah, Sun Smart. Because we're talking Queenslike.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

Um cutout, so we're like, let's get a swimsuit, but they're they're all just lacy things. No, no, no. The the swimsuits are like full zip up, like they're just and they're really like piping hot gotcha masky bro.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

Yeah, this is a a nice in-between for like a Sun Smart girly or like a more conservative girly. I don't know. I was like, there's a I think there's a legit market for this product in Australia. Get in to buy. Totally, get some burkinies going on, chuck those in. Anyway, at this point, Ruby's like totally my fave. Like she's smashing it.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

Yeah, I think she's such a beautiful person inside it out. I think the partnership she has is the most authentic with her partner.

SPEAKER_00 40:06

Like they're the partner as well. Sorry, I've forgotten his name, but fuck he's hot.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

Yeah, I just and he just seems like really comfortable with himself.

SPEAKER_00 40:13

Oh no, I love he just loves watching her get the cuck thing, is yes.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

She would peg him.

SPEAKER_00 40:19

Absolutely, she does.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 40:22

Imagine what Mia's gonna say when she's gonna be. Well that's how she got into blooming because he was blooming, so um so the twins arrive and like, oh my god, two models have dropped out, and now you guys have to do it, sure. And they were being so shady. They were being shady as far. Firstly, like, ew mud. I did like the shots of everyone coming in, walking through the mud. That was pretty funny. Yeah, totally. Very housewives. And Quinn arrives, um, and the twins are like, nice bam, mama. Everyone just comments on Quinn's tits and they lick Quinn's clip.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Like they're like, like they suck up to her so much. Yeah. And that's why I'm so confused. Like, what power does she have? I guess. Because she's like help, like, what does she put make better content? I'm confused.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

So is she taking a cut?

SPEAKER_01 41:11

Cut because she's cut. But then what is she doing? She would do like stylized photo shoots, she would go somewhere. Like for you to do with that is actually non-stop work. It's she probably pays for advertising. It's like being a producer, yeah. And then make and then organizing probably collabs with people, yeah, like product things.

SPEAKER_00 41:28

I don't know. We've yet to see any of that.

SPEAKER_01 41:30

Well, like she's organized, like, I think didn't she do the lingerie photo shoot? Like, yeah, maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 41:35

She's doing something.

SPEAKER_01 41:36

But I wonder what her percentage is. It's just like a it's she's like a madam, right?

SPEAKER_00 41:40

And then OnlyFans the platform takes a percentage as well. So it's kind of like, why would you want to add more to that? But I guess.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

But if you if you're a mindless Muppet, like the twins are, you know, they'd be like, let's do a video of us watching Gossip Girl. Like she'd be like, Yeah, we gotta get you like pretending that you're at school.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

Speaking of pretending, Quinn does some great acting here, um, like learning all about the drama. Oh, what's this? So shocked to hear that Ruby and Chloe have had a falling out while I've been away having my baby. I was like, love this. And then Quinn's also really annoyed that Annie's there. She knows my history with her.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

I don't get this storyline seems quite forced because I actually the Queen Annie thing. I think Annie has not said shit. She's even like, who is this big titted mole?

SPEAKER_00 42:33

Totally. Yeah. Um so Ribby does feel Quinn in that yes, she has in fact buried the hatch with Mia, which wouldn't you be thrilled about that? Like, yay, the girlies have grown up and moved on. No?

SPEAKER_01 42:46

She's like, oh we haven't even brought up one second. Or maybe we have, but she's just is the sister. Haley.

SPEAKER_00 42:55

She's kind of normally the narrator of the show, but this week she wasn't in at March.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

Yeah, she just all she talked about was her sister's big deal.

SPEAKER_00 43:01

We got some pussy cat meow. Oh, that cat scene.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

It was actually giving like Halliberry Catwoman like so bad.

SPEAKER_00 43:09

Like oh so Haley and Chloe arrive. Haley's hypnotized by her sister's boobs.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

Why doesn't Quinn and Haley do some sister content?

SPEAKER_00 43:19

Hey. Fucking knock the twins off the pedestal. They should. I think people would be into that.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

100%.

SPEAKER_00 43:25

Yeah. So Quinn gives Chloe and Haley the tea that Ruby is hanging with the Stunt Girls. And speaking of, Annie and Mia arrive. Also, like the Stunt Girls are aware that Mia is like not on board with their work.

SPEAKER_01 43:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:47

Yeah. I reckon that's next week, surely, they're gonna find out.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

It has to come 'cause like even in her confessional, she's still pretty condemning of all things. Totally. Yeah. And I'm like, ha Mia, have you actually goo got she probably hasn't 'cause she's so s Narcissist and self-involved. Um, as all her t-shirt, slogans, and car says uh the car number plate. But she like yeah, has she like watched any of the stuff they do? I don't fucking know. Yeah, she needs to. Her dad's watching it.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

No, he's the he was in the mask prowling into the house. Yeah. Quinn's like, look, let's just leave this in the past bitch to Annie, who comes over to clear the air. Um, she's like, I'm a mum now, so I'm just yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

She's like, Have you seen these big tits because that's titty? That's been the pretty much the whole thing. Yeah, don't ignore my baby, but look at my breasts.

SPEAKER_00 44:40

I've got big tits, I've got a baby somewhere, it's not here.

SPEAKER_01 44:44

The baby was like born a day before and she's already at a party. Yeah, yeah. Being like, look at me, look at me.

SPEAKER_00 44:50

She's like, let's just move on. And then it gets a little heated. Chloe can't help herself, the suburban girl that she is. She's like fucking eye-rolling and laughing. And he's like, Diva, have you got something to say? Yeah. Um, and then it all kind of comes out. Ruby joins the group. This was good because it was like a fight, but they were all there.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

They really put the pressure on Ruby because it was like, pick-a-side.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

They're very pick-aside with Ruby, and then Chloe's like, Oh, now you're coming to the city. And I want to find it.

SPEAKER_01 45:20

And then she's like, I think she's got a quite balanced thing, and then she supports her, and then she still like complains out. I was like, fuck.

SPEAKER_00 45:26

She's like, Don't support me now. Yeah, like too late.

SPEAKER_01 45:29

I was like, what a week later? Yeah. After she texts you and you ignored her. Like it's Chloe.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

Oh no. Anyway, then the Portalou saves the day by providing some segue away from the argument. And we get the fashion show itself. And of course, this was actually this reminded me of something from like Real Housewives of Melbourne. Yeah, it was. Where they're all at an event and they're all being nice, and then it cuts to like all the confessionals where they just shade the shit out of the event.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

It's like any, and even not just um fashion shows, but like performances when they go to see someone release a CD single, and it's just like them release telling their truth.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

Um the publisher.

SPEAKER_01 46:08

Yeah, no one was very nice about it.

SPEAKER_00 46:11

They're like, uh, they're all on mushrooms. Because so she'd done this dancer-ly thing, yeah, which was kind of like actually very top model. Like, I can imagine Tyra being like, for today's challenge, you won't be walking the runway, you'll be dancing.

SPEAKER_01 46:26

Well, also, because it was doing kind of floral fairy, like it's it's I got it.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

I didn't think it was that good. They're like, but these girls are so fucking bogan and boring, and they're like, they think Ruby's like so crazy.

SPEAKER_01 46:38

Yeah, they think she's a bit like lefty cup of tea, crystal in the pocket.

SPEAKER_00 46:42

And she is a little bit crystal, but she's not that I don't know. Like, I got her boyfriends with cuck, and now there's dancing models. What next?

SPEAKER_01 46:49

Yeah, I they did it, it was just so dirty the um acrobat, or like the pole person. Yeah, all right, all right, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:57

That was mean mean. But it if they did all comment on it so it must be. Yeah, someone did say, Oh, a bit of oil on that wouldn't help. So I was like, oh, okay. But they definitely enhanced that sound.

SPEAKER_01 47:08

They seem so disappointed there was only seven models. And I was like, seven models is decent.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

That's a lot of models. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:14

Also, they've done a costume change, but maybe there's only seven looks. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

Who knows? Uh, Quinn is being such a cunt. She's like, Alright, I'm gonna have to sit down, Ruby. At her event where she's launching her product, Quinn's gonna take her aside and go, I'm just really confused with how you're acting. And gives her like this slap on the wrist.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Yeah, I think Yeah, this is yeah, Quinn is just not winning points. No, Ruby has really done nothing that wrong. And this is but this is this is the power. She's kind of been like, You're off the next photo shoot, or you're not getting the collab. Like, that's that's the kind of thing.

SPEAKER_00 47:53

Now that Mia's left, isn't Ruby her top earner? Or no, the twins are but she's one of them.

SPEAKER_01 47:58

The twins were bigger than Mia.

SPEAKER_00 47:59

Were they? Yeah, uh they were. Well, still, I seem to recall Ruby being a top earner at some point.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

Yeah, it's because her sister, Haley's the lowest.

SPEAKER_00 48:08

Does it make fun of it? But she likes telling her every day. Yeah, loves telling her sister at Christmas lunch.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

It's like she's one of the parents, and she pulls the bump on it. It's like lowest and like it says on her hat.

SPEAKER_00 48:20

Well, I was just thinking, like, it doesn't make any financial sense to pull aside your employee and be like, I don't like your vibes. Like, who cares what the vibes are for earning? I don't know. I think this could have been a little bit because Quinn is giving producer plant Quinn and Haley.

SPEAKER_01 48:39

Yeah. Yeah, well, they'll do take the bait, I think, a lot more.

SPEAKER_00 48:43

Yeah. I think Quinn and Haley are the core of the show. Like, I reckon they were like approached first. Well, because she's got the agency. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:51

It probably was going to be more about the agency, and I think Thomas has just kind of worked its way up.

SPEAKER_00 48:56

They had to bring in the stunt girls, I think, for a bit more of an of a story or like a show.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

The stunner is. Lily and Annie. Yeah, I'm amazed that they actually said yes to it with that amount of a following. Like, would you do it? But I guess it just it's more clout and I'm glad they did.

SPEAKER_00 49:13

I think, yeah, I think you're right. I think they obviously just love an opportunity. It's also it's mainstream media. It's because a lot of their stuff they do is tagged with like sensitive or inappropriate or whatever, so it wouldn't get out there. Whereas this is on like Stan's thing as well. Oh, I think the UK will pick it up. The UK will love the show. I really hope it gets, yeah, a general global release somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

It's kind of not that naughty either. No, I don't think.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Just the fact that they are who they are on this show, I think, is the controversial part. I'd love to see this get picked up somewhere in the US. I don't really know where, but do you think like because Netflix bought it?

SPEAKER_01 49:55

I could see it working on Netflix.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

I think Netflix have bought quite a few of these kind of things from Australia. Or not actually, yeah, maybe who knows.

SPEAKER_01 50:06

Um I yeah, in saying that, as far as the episodes go, I think this has been a little bit of a snoozy feel. This was a slight fill up. I mean, still great. Yeah, still yeah, still fine, but I like yeah, I it's nothing like next week looks next week's looks wild.

SPEAKER_00 50:21

Yeah. We're back on, and then there's one more after that. Oh, and that's it. Oh yeah, it's an eight uh episode six.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

Oh, so is next week they go to church.

SPEAKER_00 50:32

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 50:33

Yeah. Yeah. And then I wonder what the big finale's gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 50:37

I'm hoping they bring out Farius and fly him over from Fiji.

SPEAKER_01 50:41

Or they just all do a big scene together.

SPEAKER_00 50:44

They're like around the final show. Yeah. It's an orgy. At Wet Wild. Oh my god. I'm looking. Oh well, thank you so much, honey, for joining me on the couch this week. On your own couch, and uh get well soon. Thank you.