Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Franklin Stone Strikes Again! Bad Survivor Posts! Also, Antaya,Turkey! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 27

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 27

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This week features:

  • 1 AI possessed by Satan (again).
  • 27 ADHD related topic changes.
  • 1 woman in a cat ear beanie
  • 1 Turkish city.
  • More than 1 tribe that led to the downfall of Rome
  • Various relationship problems
  • At least 1 severed hand.
  • AND A PODCAST THAT ISN'T EVEN MINE!

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ToxicTeacherTTV:

He's doing it. He's possessed by the fucking devil, satan, satan, the.

Speaker 2:

Toxic Teacher. The Toxic Teacher. I already had a podcast, a motherfucking podcast, motherfucker that's the only thing I've got.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

You know, most people have really like, really clever intros. I do not have one of those. I just scream really loud and that's the best way to announce that I'm in the room. Hey, everybody, this is camping them softly. Episode. Oh, what episode is this? You guys probably answer right now. I don't know. Oh, it's episode 27. Thank God I've got my shit pulled up here that I can see what episode it is right off the bat. Thank you guys, everyone for coming by. This means a lot. There you go, you get the one applause sound that I've got hooked up. That's the only one I've got hooked up.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

You know we've got a lot going on today. Well, actually I always say we have a lot going on. Do we ever really have a lot going on? I don't know that we ever have a lot. We've got a little bit, a medium bit. I'm not totally sure, but we'll figure it out. Hey guys, so we've got a couple of things. I've found some more survivor posts. You know I always find those. You know, sometimes it's better than others, kind of feast or famine. Um, you know, it is what it is right, and sometimes it's great, sometimes not so great. I think this time, this episode, we're gonna have a lot of good shit to talk about. I did do a little bit more digging than I normally would. Um, hang on. Uh, quick, I'm still kind of pulling some stuff up anyway.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Um, so we've got a lot. We've got also the post that I was talking about. We also need to know where everybody's from, because you know that that's my shit right there. We've had a couple of really good ones the past, uh, past few weeks. Brattleboro, uh, that was, that was a great one. Falmouth, cornwall you became the main character in casting a frank stone, which was big uh. For those of you who are new here, thank you for coming by.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

You can find me on all the socials toxic teacher ttv uh, that's instagram. Tiktok uh, what are the other ones? X? Uh, fucking, um, is that it snapchat? I don't even know about snapchat. To be honest with you. I've got it. I actually have snapchat, but I just have it for those shitty filters and it's become a thing at work that I don't like, that I don't know how it started, but everybody takes like candid pictures of each other whenever nobody knows, like I'll be concentrating on shit at my desk and they'll be taking pictures of me and putting these fucking filters all over them, and then so I started doing it back and it's become kind of this like a cold war, but not really cold, you know. It's like if the war actually happened and the nukes were flying back and forth and you were just curious. You know how bad could this possibly get? When could hr get involved in this? And that's that's kind of where we're at with this whole snapchat business. I know you guys didn't want to hear about that. Um, hang on. Uh, okay, there we go. I'm still. I'm still trying to get everything pulled up and okay.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So nikki wanted to make an appearance and he's a fucking idiot because I said say hi. Like I gave a description of the character to the, the AI. I said this is the character, here's what you do. It knows about the podcast and so it can reference a podcast, it can reference me. So I typed in at the beginning of the show. I typed say hi to everyone on the podcast. You know, nikki's the kind of the honorary co-host, so say hi to everyone. For some reason he totally forgot that camping them softly is an actual thing, is an actual podcast. He got it mixed up with some podcast called camp here and there, and I don't even know what that is. But here's what he has to say about it. He's gonna tell them hello instead of us.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

Oh camp here and there. Oh shit, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about now, that podcast with the toxic teacher character, right? No, I'm not on that, margaret, always dropping sarcastic bombs and stirring the pot with them. Campers playing her little mind game. What real piece of work that one margaret you into that creepy, chaotic camp vibe um no can't blame you, I'm not you got a favorite episode or something uh, no, or maybe you're looking for a way to get under margaret's skin. Hey, why am I going after margaret?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I got a knack for that kind of thing. He's got a knack for going after margaret. I don't know who margaret is. I don't know who Margaret is. I don't know if there's a podcast called Camp Camp here and there. Camp, here and there podcast. God, I hope Margaret's not listening. She's not. We know that A weekly horror comedy podcast there is one, but there's nobody named margaret. I don't see anyone named margaret. It says even recurring cast. I don't see there's blue cory crystal, emily, yeah, gianni jv, mikey nicholas, ryan tom how many people does this fucking thing have? I've only got I've got one in some AIs and a couple of guests that just like being on shitty podcast. That's, that's about it. What in the hell is this crap?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Exactly what I'm saying. Hey guys, I'm sorry, I'm on almost zero sleep right now. I think I got about one hour sleep. I am at this point. I'm about with how many energy drinks I've had.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I think by volume, I am now four percent energy drink, four to five percent. They say we're 70 water. I'm only about 65. The other five percent energy drink, although, um, don't they hang on, this is the energy drink. Uh, caulking, oh jesus, fucking christ, caulking, that's what she said. Um, no, anyway, the number one ingredient is carbonated water. So I'm probably about 72, 73. So I'm only actually about four or five, four percent, three percent to four percent. This is fuzzy math here that I'm only about three to four percent, uh, energy drink ingredients right now. So you'll have to bear with me and you'll probably say that's not any different than every single other fucking episode. You might be right. You might be right, but then again, you're always well, no, you're not always right because, based on some of the shit that I've seen and heard, that you guys say fuck all of you. That's all I got to say about that. And you know what, on my main soundboard I don't have the one I want.

Speaker 2:

You're not done with that. We got two words for you.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Ah, there we go, and uh, so, guys, I guess we could go ahead. We could probably start off with the whole fucking, with the whole fucking the viewers, shit, right, I think, could we, could we? I think. So why is this not very loud? There we go, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

See.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I had it ready yeah.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I don't remember this. I don't he is. I don't remember this version. This is cool though. Oh, yeah, I dig it. Oh yeah, yep. Yeah, it is, it is. I don't teacher. Yeah, it is, it is.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Where are the fucking viewers from? I don't know where they're fucking from. We're going to find out. Oh, dude, we got a little breakdown there. I dig it, I dig it, okay.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So, uh, without further ado, I say we get started. Let me turn that shit off, all right. So, uh, most previous episodes. So let me turn that shit off, all right. So, uh, most previous episodes. So let me thank a couple of people that I have not seen on here, or at least if I have. If somebody is gonna go through all these episodes and be like, he's named this fucking city 20 times and they've been listening for fucking four months and he keeps thinking they're brand new. So, fucking, forgive me, okay, if you can. Gilbert, arizona, you're named after like a regular ass dude. Thank you, gilbert. Gilbert, fucking Arizona, appreciate you coming by.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Who else do we have here? Lombard, illinois, named after the? I would assume it's named after the Lombards. You know the Lombards. They were the ones that helped bring about the fall of the Roman Empire. Well, I don't know, are we upset about the fact that the Roman Empire fell? Like, would you say, the fall of the Roman Empire? Or would you be like the fall of the Roman Empire? Or would you be like the fall of the Roman Empire? Give me a hell, yeah, what I don't know. I guess the Greeks would probably be happy, and probably the Persians too. I feel like a lot of the satellite states, the um, the satellite States, right Like the goals, would probably be happy, and so would the fucking um. I'm trying to think of tribes of that time. You had the goals. They were like the um. Were they the French? They were the French, right, they, they were like.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Charlemagne was one of the gauls in like the middle ages. Was that gaul? Where was gaul? Where was gaul? The unmitigated gaul, western europe, it included parts of president france, belgium, you know what? Let's ask fucking nikki, where was gaul? I don't even know if he'll know, like, uh, oh, jesus christ, no, um, there was gaul. And then there were the lombards and then there, I don't even know if he'll know Like Jesus Christ, no, there was Gaul. And then there were the Lombards and then there were the Goths, which I don't know how the Goths have anything to do. The Goths, I say Goths. Why are you being so Goth right now? The Goths, goths, why can't I say it? The Goths, you're being so Goth. I need Asheron here to tell everybody. You're being so Gall. Why are you gall? Um, so here we go. Nikki, what the what the fuck. If you're, I want to know more about the Galls. Where is gall?

Nicky A.I. Dente:

Oh yeah, that's old school, like really old school. We're talking about a region back in Roman times. Comprende yeah, it covered a big chunk of what's now france, belgium, parts of switzerland and northern italy interesting had different tribes running around, like the celts oh wow until julius caesar came in and did what he does best.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

he's dramatic conquered. Conquered it, oh. He called it Gallia, oh. And then bam. Part of the Roman Empire, oh, bam. So if you ever hear someone talking about Gaul, just picture ancient France with a side of Roman drama. You feel me.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, you got ancient France with a side of Roman drama. What in the hell is this crap?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I know right, yeah. So there drama, what in the hell is this crap? I know right, yeah. So there you go. That's golf for you. You learned something fucking new. We haven't even we've just talked about one city. I'm gonna wear out early, guys, by the way, I'm gonna wear out fucking early here. Um, so reykjavik, iceland. Thank you for coming back. Clermont, is it clermont or Clermont?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I feel like I've said this shit before and you know what. It's getting to the point where I feel like everything I have ever said. I'm just in repeats now on this podcast, I'm saying the same four things over and over, and over and over. And you know what I'm trying to do, guys. I don't know if you've noticed, I'm trying to limit. This is the mind of a lunatic here, by the way, because you notice, I've interrupted myself seven times since I started. I think of one thing. I interrupt it with another thought. I think of something else mid-sentence. We're steering back and forth, we're dodging through the traffic, we're like Frogger jumping oh, there's a thought, let's get around it, that kind of thing. Anyway, what I'm trying to do today is I'm trying to limit the amount of ums and ahs, because I noticed I do that a lot, and I didn't used to, because I was in a group called Toastmasters. I don't know if any of you have ever heard of this group. I've probably talked about it before, because I feel like I've talked about everything. Every original thought I'm ever going to have I've had on this podcast, so now reruns. By the way, this is like saved by the bell, or you know what, though here we go. Here's another side thought.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I tried watching Murder, murder. She wrote because there were some guys on a different podcast. It was, uh, fucking, what was that podcast? It was um, what say you, I think, was it? What say you? It was the old, impractical jokers. It was a couple of guys from that show. They had a podcast and they were gonna to go back and rewatch every episode of Murder. She Wrote with Angela Lansbury.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

For those of you who don't know, that was a big show back in like the 80s 90s. It was about an old woman who was a mystery writer who solved murders in her tiny fucking town and it was one of the worst fucking shows ever created. My parents loved it, so I ended up watching it. You know that was back in the day. You watch anything your parents fucking watch. So, anywho, where the fuck was I go? Why would? Why the fuck was I talking about murder? She wrote I was talking about it because I only got through like four episodes. Oh, jesus Christ, where was I going with that? I don't even fucking know.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I had seven thoughts. I remember four of them. This is lunacy, this is total lunacy, and I'm going to remember it, like I'm going to remember it Wednesday and I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to talk about that shit on saturday, not gonna write it down, I'm gonna totally forget it ever happened. So this is gonna be a cliffhanger that never gets resolved. Why the fuck hang on? This is what this is.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

What good podcasts do you just sit there silently thinking about what you're gonna say? It had something to do with adhd. It had to do with interrupting myself. I was okay, I was talking about iceland. Okay, I was talking about Iceland. I was gonna.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I was talking about Claremont, florida, and then I said Claremont, and then I fucking went, I don't know where. I'm still thinking about the goals. Like I'm fucking. I have no. When in doubt, start pushing fucking buttons. That that's, that's it. Right there. No, so jesus christ, that's gonna bother me. I don't know. I don't know, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to give up on that.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I had three cool things I was gonna say, totally fucking forgot all three of them anyway. So back to it one of the cities I have never seen before that I want to know a little bit more about, and we're gonna, we're gonna have to ask nicky, and I want to try. I want to try to have him curse in every sentence. That did not go well at all whenever I asked him to do it with a fucking foam of cornwall, because he turned into a fucking maniac that violated all AI policies. So tell me about I? I've never heard of this place. It's Antalya, a-n-t-a-l-y-a. And it's in Turkey, which I think they've changed the name of Turkey. Actually, I think they've changed the spelling and it might have changed the pronunciation, like, officially, the government changed it. So now, let me see, I'm gonna fucking Tell me about, okay, nikki, tell me about Ant, antalia, turkey, and curse in every sentence, while he's uh formulating his response that I'm not gonna be able to have, uh, or not gonna be able to show you.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I'm gonna try to fucking think of what I was, what I was uh gonna talk about. It was good too, like it was one of those things. It was really fucking good. I don't know, I don't fucking know. Okay, here we go, let me. I have to read it, just to be careful, because I can't knowingly probably post like post this shit, or have it out there and then say, well, I didn't know, because I did fucking know, because I saw it. All right, nikki, tell us about Antalya, turkey.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

Come on Antalya, that frigging slice of paradise on the Mediterranean coast. This place is so damn beautiful it's like the God decided to take a vacation here and said screw everywhere else. Nice beaches, they're freaking perfect. Really crystal clear water that'll make you want to dive in head first, even if you can't swim for shit. The old town, calaisi, is packed with ancient crap like roman ruins and ottoman houses. Wow, who the hell needs all that history?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

well, who does that's? You want to dive and head first in the water, even if you can't fucking swim. It's so nice. Okay, like that's crazy, though, because you wouldn't think of Turkey or at least I wouldn't because you know, I know like Constantinople and a couple of the other, like Ankara, big cities like that, but you don't think of like, like resorts and shit like that.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

So Nikki, tell us a little bit more, but it's there, if you like that, that kind of thing Okay. The Vakish, the food food, the food food. Don't even get me started. What the fuck Turkish cuisine is so good? It'll make you curse what the fuck is.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Nikki doing that's not even English. He's doing it. He's possessed by the fucking devil Satan, satan, actually. That reminds me let's go off topic for the 12th time in the podcast. I need a sound for Satan, and there was one that was like back in the day oh, is this it? Do you remember that? I don't know if you guys are.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Uh, I don't know if you guys are fans of Ghost. That's one of the better songs of the band goes. What is this one? It's called satan, satan. I I'm sorry about that one. Like I don't know what these are because they're supposed to be good and I'm on. I'm on a website where you know people get there. It's like a soundboard thing where you just push them and it makes a sound and you can search shit, but half of them are garbage. It's called my instance, like instant, like that. Hang on. Okay, here we go.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Um, no, there was one like do you remember? Um, could it be satan? That was from, uh, like dana carvey, uh, back in the day. Oh, I said, uh, I can't find it. Fuck, uh, hang on, let me see. Could it be satan? Wav file maybe? If I type in wav yeah, free wav files, here we go. Oh, there's a free wav file website. Oh, this is cool. I wonder if this is. I gotta. Do I have to uh that one's loud and not cool. Hang on, uh, neither of those are very good. I'll probably have to find the whole youtube and make it myself. And not cool, hang on, could it be? Say who? Neither of those are very good. I'll probably have to find the whole YouTube and make it myself. Anyway, nicky, go back in time. I want to repeat that because I want to hear exactly what. There's some kind of weird oddity that starts and he just starts like mushing things together. Nicky, scare us again.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

Where else the beaches? They're freaking perfect. Okay, this part's fine Crystal clear water that'll make you want to dive in head first. Yeah, even if you can't swim for shit. Okay, the old town, khaleesi, is packed with ancient crap like Roman ruins and Ottoman houses. Okay, that's normal, I mean who the hell needs all that history?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

But it's.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

The Vakish of the food. What? Don't even get me started. Fuck. Turkish cuisine's so good it'll make your curse out loud at how much you ate. And let me tell you about the people they're friendly as hell, even when you're sweating like a pig in that hot-ass sun.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, so there's half Nikki, half Satan. That's like that little Nikki movie and that makes me not want to name it Nikki anymore Now that I think about that, because I hated that fucking movie. What in the hell is this crap?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Oh God, okay. So yeah, that's, uh, that's Antalya, and I think you know. If I had read correctly I think I read about it just a little bit it's like the fourth biggest tourist city in the world. Yeah, totally fucking crazy. Anyway, antalya, turkey. Thank you for coming by.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I'm going to give you that one applause I've got. I need more. I need more applauses. That's going to be on my fucking to-do list. I need to.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Actually, I downloaded an app, slash fucking organizer thing on my phone, desktop, tablet, all that stuff called Notion. If you've ever heard of that, it's like the craziest fucking organizer you could ever have. I don't know if I'm even going to use it. I've got 27 fucking different life planners that have two pages filled out, and that's the entirety of my life for the past fucking 40 X years. So, anyway, let's forget the 40 fucking things I was going to say and I think we can just keep going here. We'll get into some dbd stuff, and then the last thing I want to go into is casting a frank stone, because we played it, we streamed it a couple of days this week. I had a shitload of fun with it. My viewers had a shitload of fun with it. My viewers had a shitload of fun, actually ended up with a lot more views because it was like the most streamed game at one point, I think, on Twitch, which was wild, that a game like that by super massive would be that stream. I don't, I don't know if it was number one, but it was up there, so anyway, let me go. I don't know if it was number one, but it was up there, so anyway, let me go. I don't have like a dead by daylight song. I need something fucking like yeah, hang on, what was I doing before? It's like a very threatening hawk to like, uh-oh, here she comes again. Oh, jesus Christ, okay, anyway.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So we've got some survivor posts. Let's, let's talk about it. Um, oh my god, this guy made his account. Just, oh, my god, okay, I, I, I don't. It's saying yeah, no, let me, let me go to the other one. It says why do killers think this game is survivor sided? Okay, so this is obviously from a survivor main. We're going to get bill in here. I don't, bill doesn't go crazy like nicky does, I've noticed, at least from what we've seen. I don't think, uh, bill, bill's not the bill's, not the crazy maniac that nicky is. So can you tell us this post? Why do killers think the game is survivor sided? Why? I don't know why you're asking us that, bill. So help us out with that. Help us out. Hey, there's people walking outside. I wonder what they're.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

We've got a little walking trail out here.

Speaker 2:

Literally it's always the same analogy. I can't go 20 seconds without a gen popping. I've actually had to watch pain stockingly gameplay on how they play pain stockingly.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I don't know what pain stockingly means. What in the hell is this crap you got? You got me. I have no idea what painstakingly I think is what this? See, this is survivors for you. This survivor remains for you. You've got to remember who we're, who we're talking to here.

Speaker 2:

Back up, bill tell okay, here we go, keep going watch painstakingly gameplay on how they played and I will quickly jot down key points okay, thank you they get mad at first. Jen popping can't seem to get much value from.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

It's funny because he's got three bullet points here and this bill thinks it's all one sentence. That is just spaced funny. So it's like they get mad at the first gen popping. They can't seem to get much value from perks and they say there's too many palettes. So let's go back and hear how he says it, they get mad at first.

Speaker 2:

Gen popping can't seem to get much value from power perks to many pallets.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Too many pallets. The person misspelled two. We've already got multiple misspellings from this fucking survivor. Oh my Jesus, fucking God. Okay, keep going To explain this.

Nicky A.I. Dente:

Firstly, expect the first generator to be repaired fast. The start okay is the strongest point for servivius servivius, another misspelling.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Oh jesus, fucking okay, this is not gonna stop. I don't think so. Servivius, yes, and I do agree with bill's point on that. He says the beginning of the game is the strongest point for survivors, and that's probably true because there are five gens at that point. There are four survivors there's, there's more space for them to work and there's less space that most killers can pressure all at once. So that is an accurate statement by Bill. Bill, you did great there, bill. I don't remember what my sounds are. Okay, bill, keep going here.

Speaker 2:

It's expected it will pop early. If you aren't using a suppressive, okay, okay so he makes sense here.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

This is the part of the post that actually makes sense. So now let's go into the parts where it starts to make less sense. Starting with can't get much value from power perks. Bill, keep going. I got to back up a little bit. I think I've messed it up.

Speaker 2:

Hang on, here we go if you aren't using a suppressive killer expect it to be popped okay something of keep going bill bill can't get much value from power perks. Yes, if your power is skill-based, like spirit practice okay, that makes sense more reliant on servivior's input like Trapper casually pressure them towards that area. This can be accomplished by hooking in the region or chasing towards it.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, to many palettes, too many palettes. This is the only way.

Speaker 2:

Servivior's can fight against you. You do not have to break every palette and you aren't required to chase anyone at any palette. Yes, if it's not worth it, don't do it. Try to chase Serv at any pallet. Yes, if it's not worth it, don't do it.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Try to chase okay near other serviviors objectives oh my god, I can't take it.

Speaker 2:

And the most basic rule is if a servivior juices you once, don't chase them again.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, so this one bill, you're, you are sounding fairly sane, although I disagree with kind of the fact that they're using this as an argument to say the game is not survivor sided. Yes, killers should do these things. They shouldn't chase at every fucking pallet. You don't have to break every pallet. There are certain pallets that may make more sense to leave down, um, or just go around, chase around. Yes, you do need to learn your perks. Yes, you do need to practice, but that doesn't mean that because you don't do that, the game is, uh, isn't survivor sided. Because some killers yes, they may think the game is survivor sided because they're new or they're not as skilled lower MMR, whatever and so they say, oh, the game is survivor-sided because I'm getting my shit kicked every single match, whereas the ones who are educated like us, right, because we're the fucking smart ones, I don't know, like I didn't have a, I didn't have a good sound queued up. I don't know like.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I didn't have a, I didn't have a good sound queued up, I don't know anyway. So those of us who are educated say the game of survivor side of based on totally different criteria. Both sides are correct, but one side might be correct for the wrong reasons. If that makes sense, you can say something factually correct, but give the wrong reasoning as to why you believe that thing. Does that make sense? I don't know if there's a philosophical or what do they call that, a rhetorical term for that. Not totally sure. I'm sure it's out there, though. And what do you? I was a philosophy major. I don't even know that shit. So, even though we're both right, it's, we're right for different reasons. So now, what does that mean? It means that the game is Survivor's title. We know that, okay. We know that okay.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

But this argument is completely fallacious because it is equating like the lack of skill to the worldview that it is a survivor-sided game, which is 100% not true. Even skilled killer mains believe that it is survivor-sided. Even the ones who do all of those things that bill mentioned there think that it is survivor-sided. So that is where he is 100 percent wrong, okay. So, guys, let's, let's get to it. We've got something to talk about. We have to talk about the casting of frank stone. Uh, casting frank stone, I don't know, it's like it always makes me think of frank stallone, you know, brother of sylvester stallone.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So anyway, guys, we uh this is a lot longer than I thought it would be okay anyway.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So frank stone, for those of you who do not want spoilers on, I think it's parts one through six, I think think you know it's in little chapters. If you do not want spoilers, you can turn the shit off now. Just turn it off now, because I'm going to talk about my personal playthrough, kind of like how we did on that prologue and everything went crazy and I was just spouting random bullshit. I'm going to do that for the first part of camping of Frank Stone, the casting of Frank Stone, the camping of Frank Stone, that would be. That would be nice. If Frank Stone was a camper and a tunneler, like can we somehow put that in that game? Like one of the like John T Falmouth, cornwall. The officer says why is he camping my ass? Or something like that. Just have him kill himself on hook or something I don't know. So let's get to it.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So the prologue, if you recall, from last week, is pretty much the same in the full game. The storyline's the same. I don't know that there was a whole lot different. So if you go back and listen to last week's episode, you'll pretty much get that prologue. I'm not going to go over the whole thing again, but I may like a short rundown of it is in the 60s, in this steel mill, this woman named Augustine Lieber is trying to bring about a new world somehow by summoning this timeless power which we assume is the entity. Okay, and so she's at this fucking mill. Uh, the cop, uh, john T Falmouth Cornwall Actually his name is green, like Sam Green or something like that, but I call him John T Falmouth Cornwall. He comes in, he's investigating the disappearance of a baby. Tom Cooter which his real name is Tom Holbeck, for some reason I called him Tom Cooter is the guard. He helps Sam eventually find the baby which is in a furnace. Frank Stone is like this monstrous bad guy. A fight ensues, sam John T Falmouth Cornwall shoots Frank Stone, at least in my playthrough I think there is a playthrough in which that does not happen, although I have not seen it Shoots Frank Stone and stops the baby from being sacrificed to, I guess, summon the entity. I don't know yet because I'm not that far in the game. So that's the prologue. Okay, so we're going to kind of glean over all that. If you want to hear that, go to last week. I'm under a little time constraint right now, so I'm going to see how fast I get through this. We're going to speed go through and I don't take really good notes, so I'm going to apologize right now I'm not going to bore you with like a two hour description of casting your Frank Stone. So, anyway, we find out, okay.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So the hunt for the missing infant, the burning ma, is chapter one. Okay, burning ma, you know, a ma is a mouth, a burning mouth, okay, so, uh, here we go. Let me now see. I didn't even write down. These are the worst fucking notes I've ever seen here. Uh, wearing the. Oh, yeah, okay, uh, tom doesn't know what the gates for. For these are all my notes.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

On the prologue okay, the burning ma was a prologue, which I guess is the furnace, all right. So chapter two is House of Darkness. Okay, so in the, in the fucking House of Darkness. Actually, that may not be it. My notes are fucking shitty. Like this is this is awful, okay, uh, tv crying. What is this cat ear? Oh, this is it, this is it. So I think it is the okay, ramp. Sleep tight, motherfucker. Oh, that's what. That's what, uh, the sheriff says to frank stone after he shoots sleep tight, motherfucker, okay, motherfucker, okay. So, anyway, all right, so here we go. This is where we're in the shit now.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, so the next scene, next scene this girl, this fucking young girl it's like typical main character girl Uh, she is having a nightmare. Her house doesn't have any roofs. She sees her mom sighing. Okay, so I'm. I'm using the alternate costumes from the pre-order, so she's wearing a beanie that has cat ears and I think she's like in her twenties. So you're too old to be fucking wearing a cat cat in a hat, cat beanie hat, that's. Uh, we'll call her cat beanie hat. I think her name is Madison, but she's cat beanie hat.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, anyway, cat beanie, uh. Okay, she follows her mom and it's really trippy. It's like going through the same house. She opens the door, ends up in the same room, her mom is like running from her, and then she comes to this wooded area with the TV and she turns the TV on and her mom is there and her mom gets like impaled by the entity or something like that. Okay, then she wakes up. Oh, my god, yes, she wakes up. Boom, that's it.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, so she gets this invitation to go to the UK from this woman named Augustine Lieber okay, so some German. Okay, the German says, hey, come to my fucking mansion for this party. Okay, so, so she's going to go to the party, goes to the UK. She's driving down the road to the mansion. It's like in a wooded area, right Woman on the side of the road with a car. She's like a hitchhiker, who knows. You have the choice Do you pick her up, do you not pick her up? I chose to pick the woman up. She had sunglasses on.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Now, here's the fucking thing with this woman. Let me tell you about this. Her voice doesn't, does not match her face, because she is an old woman, but she has a young woman's voice in the car and they are talking and they both got the fucking invite to this party. Okay, so they both got the same invite. So it's turning into like Mortal Kombat the movie. If you've ever seen it, they all get invites to go join Mortal Kombat and fight to the death, but this is Augustine Lieber inviting them for God knows what reason.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Um, now, augustine Lieber, we don't know who she is. She's mysterious, okay, anyway, now we're in chapter two, house of darkness, where this is in 2024, by the way, 1960 fucking three is whenever Frank stone was killed by John T Fall McCornwall. Okay, anyway, 2024. Okay so, uh, let's see we're, we're playing the piano, we get a letter, uh, let me see there. Oh yeah, on the piano, like for a code, you play the survivor, like like that, and it opens the door. Okay, anyway, you meet a guy named Stan, and I don't remember his whole fucking name, but he's a fucking douchebag. He has a man bun and he's wearing a turtleneck and he's above five, ten years old. Shouldn't be dressed this way. He's a fucking douche. He acts like a total dill hole. Okay, that's what he is, he. He is a piece of shit and that, just that. That's, that's all there is. For that. He is the one that I hate the second most out of this whole fucking, this whole fucking game the first thing I want you to do is shut your stinking hole.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

That's the first thing whenever I saw this guy. His name is stanford, he's a business connoisseur. I just call him man Bun Turtleneck. Okay, so we got man Bun Turtleneck, old Face and Cat Beanie. Okay, so we find out Old Face, which is Linda. She was into the movies.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, now, uh, cat Ears picks up Gilgamesh and is reading something that says that like violence is good for like making things happen. So you think maybe the baby was the violence there, trying to make the entity happen. Anyway, now here's a call back to Dead by Daylight, as man Bun mentions that there's this movie called Murder Mill, that when people watch it they go psychotic and become violent, and that the CIA was doing experiments at Larry's Institute, which is in Dead by Daylight. Oh my God. Now they offer me a drink and I say no, I'm still a cat ears beanie there, and it turns out old face. Linda actually worked on that movie when she was younger. Okay, so, the murder mill movie. So it's all coming together now. Now, so, frank stone, what, what is this? Okay, so she was trying to awaken frank. So okay, is that? My notes are fucking awful? Okay, so that's that that. That's that. Okay.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Now, next scene is a fucking um, let me see. Next scene is a movie is being recorded or somebody's on film and you're controlling this guy with mascara, okay, and in the subtitles it has the name and then it has like an emotion or a sound they make. So it actually says Jaime Pants, which is J-A-I-M-E Jaime, but I didn't see that whenever I was streaming. So it looked like it was putting his name at the beginning, just called him Jamie Pants. So that's what I refer to him as. So Jamie Pants. Okay, he has eyeshadow. Now Jamie Pants is filming this movie. His girlfriend is a director of this little fucking movie. It's not a real movie, it's just some kids with a fucking thing, you know, fucking camera. And we're back in 1960, something by the 70s, no, 80. I think we're in 80. And they're filming this fucking movie and it's them as young people. So Chris is the name of the woman that's the most hateable one on the whole fucking thing. She is a goddamn she's. She is terrible in every single way possible. Brother.

Speaker 2:

I was at Arby's scarfing down a chicken cordon bleu. That natural chicken tastes righteous. That's because it's not all pumped up with phosphates and fillers.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So you got fucking Chris here. She's upset that the movie's not going that well. Now, old face, which is now young face Linda she is, you know kind of she's siding with, like I'm Jamie Pants, I'm siding with Linda against Chris. Chris is a fucking maniac that just does whatever she wants. She doesn't listen to anybody. And guess who pops up in the middle of filming? Boom, john T Falmouth, cornwall, the cop that killed Frank Stone. He's a little bit older now and you find out that they're filming this film inside the fucking steel mill and you assume it is the same movie that they were talking about in 2024, with man bun mcfucking turtleneck and cat beanie, cat ears beanie, the movie that makes people go crazy anyway. So you find out that that old face, linda, worked on that movie. Okay, so what? Tammy d dixie? I don't even remember what. That is all right, apologize to Cornel. Oh, yeah, we apologize. And uh. So I told the officer like, we're not, we're not gonna do any of this shit. And then Chris was mad at me. So, uh, let me see. So curious curiosity on Main Street. That's the next chapter.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, so, uh, out that. What the fuck? These notes are terrible. Okay, so they're back in their garage the kids that were filming. That's Chris. I don't have a nickname for Chris, chrissy, bitchy or whatever you want to call her Bitchy. So what can I call her? Chris, like piss know, shitty, shitty, mcfuck, I don't know. So, anyway, she's the fucking, oh bit, uh, shitty girlfriend. Let's call her shitty girlfriend, okay. So shitty girlfriend's upset and she hates John T Falmouth, cornwall, the police officer, because he's getting in her way of making this fucking movie anyway.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Anyway, they find out that this serial killer that killed all these people was Frank Stone, back in the 60s and remember, this is 1980. Now, all of a sudden, burst in the room, speaking and cursing in Spanish, is a woman named Bonnie. Turn out she is sister to Jamie Pants. Okay, so you got Jamie Pants and you got his sister, bonnie. Hispanic, they're from New York. Okay, hispanic, they're from New York, okay, anyway. So you have to, you're, you're, you are actually now controlling.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Uh, bitchy girlfriend, okay. So, bitchy girlfriend. Uh, the, the camera, the. I think the camera gets destroyed, so I need new. They need a new camera, okay. So, uh, bonnie's got some money. So bitchy girlfriend's going to ask for some money and ask for 20 bucks from Bonnie. Okay, so they're going to go to the drug store and try to get a camera. So they go to main street. Okay, that's the name of the chapter. They go to main street, they see the shop where they normally shop and then they see this fucking weird ass curiosity shop. Guess which one I fucking choose to go in as bitchy, ex bitchy girlfriend. We go into the fucking weird shop.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Now all along. There are all these dolls littered all over the place that are killers from Dead by Daylight and you're like, well, these fucking weird dolls. And then you see like the weapons of the wraith and shit like that. Anyway, so you're in the shop and you find out that this old lady runs this shop. There's this little old lady and she has a camera. Okay, so she is going to give you the camera and she tries to give you this little pocket mirror and she's kind of a little weird. Okay, so I took as bitchy girlfriend, I took the camera but I did not take the mirror, I don't know why. Just decided she was going to throw in the mirror for free. I said, no, I don't think that thing matters.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay so, anyway, bitchy girlfriend goes over to this arcade machine. There's an arcade machine in the in the regular shop, because you have to get milk for your mom or something like that. So after you're done and you get the camera, you go over to the regular shop. There's an arcade machine. I start playing. It's like a space invaders fucking thing. It's like a real game and I really got into it. Anyway, uh, I got a high enough score on the game that I beat Jamie Pantz my boyfriend's score, okay. So, anyway, that is that for that. Okay. So, anyway, now you go up to buy the milk and there is a kid manning the cash register and bitchy girlfriend is flirting with this kid. He's an African-American kid and you find out he's the son of John T fucking Falmouth, cornwall. What in the hell is this crap?

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I know. So there's like a love triangle forming between little T Falmouth Cornwall and fucking. I think his name is Robert little T Falmouth Cornwall and bitchy girlfriend. Okay, so now at the is Robert Lil T Falmouth Cornwall and bitchy girlfriend. Okay. So now at the end of the fucking chapter, like they leave and they're like hey, you want to film this movie. She asked fucking Lil T Falmouth Cornwall if he wants to go and they say yes.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

You find out through like a little cut scene or something, that the woman at the fucking thing, the at the curiosity shop, is augustine lieber, who's the same woman throwing the party and is the same woman trying to summon the fucking monster and was working with fucking frank stone. Oh jesus christ, okay. So anyway, king Frank Stone. Oh Jesus Christ, okay. So anyway, we go back. We're going to go back to fucking. The walls have eyes is the next chapter in 2024. You're back with cat beanie, fucking man bun, turtleneck and old face Linda, okay. So, anyway, you find out that Augustine Lieber wants the entire movie because apparently this movie is so creepy and the CIA investigated it. Nobody has a full fucking copy. Turn out that everybody has a piece of it. Uh, cat ears, mcfucking bad hat. Uh, man, bun turtleneck and Old Face Linda, they all have the pieces of it. Okay, so, fucking Augustine, fucking cloaked woman, old cloaked German woman wants the whole thing. You find out that fucking Cat Ears talks to her mom like even though her mom's dead, she talks to her like she's not. And so you're Old Face Linda and you're like, why the fuck are you talking? And she was like well, I like to think my mom's still there. Turn out, cat ears, mcfucking bad hats. Mom is Bonnie, the Hispanic cursing woman from before that gave bitchy girlfriend 20 bucks. Oh, jesus Christ, it's getting even weirder. Okay, so you got old face McYoung voice. Um, she tells a story about Bonnie and how Bonnie was playing guitar in the fucking, in the fucking garage and it was the wildest thing she had ever seen somebody be into their element so much. Okay, so now we we transitioned to 1980, back whenever old face McYoung voice was younger and they were filming and there was bitchy girlfriend, jamie pants and a Bonnie guitar, whatever we want to call it. Okay, so, uh, so, anyway. Uh, robert loves the shirt, oh, oh, okay, so anyway, robert comes over to their garage. It's like the family garage, it's Bonnie and Jamie Pants' garage and all the kids are hanging out.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Turned out, we find out that fucking John T Falmouth, cornwall, didn't get all the credit for killing a Frank Stone, because the sheriff the actual sheriff, kusich, couder Kusich, yeah, kusich took all the credit. Okay, so there we go. There's that All right. So they're talking about the movie. How are we going to finish up this movie? We got the camera, blah, blah, blah.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Linda writes a new scene in the movie. Okay, so now they're wanting to. Chrissy bitchy girlfriend is wanting to find out more about Frank Stone. So she's like doing all this shit. She wants to know more about the mill and Frank Stone and all this bullshit. All right, so they're going to go film the final scene in like the coolest part of the mill.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, so this is starting to get a little dangerous, all right, so now, uh, old, fucking little T, john T Falk McCornwall's son, sons with him, and john t fall mccornwall does not want them going back into that seal mill because all the weird shit that happened there in 1963, anywho, um, so, uh, bonnie comes with him. Bonnie decides to come with him, I guess, anyway. Uh, linda, okay, so they go and bonnie is pissed about something and, uh, they, they film this extra scene where it's fucking bitchy girlfriend and jamie pants start, uh, start, uh, fucking making out. Even though they're supposed to be brother and sister in the movie or something like that turns out. It's a fucking good scene, or something like that anyway. So bonnie gets fucking pissed about this scene and she tells Jamie Pants like hey, you ruined my life, brother and this and that. So Linda, old face, mcyoung voice, takes Bonnie outside. She's like let's go, you need to cool off.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So anyway, little T, the little police officer, sees like in the ashes where Frank Stone was killed, sees fucking something coming out, and now bitchy girlfriend takes the camera and starts shooting the film at the ash and this weird shit starts coming out. So now they go to the machine shop I forgot, oh, because that's where Frank Stone was working. They want to find something of Frank Stone. They find a generator from Dead by Daylight, I know it, okay. So anyway that Jamie Pants doesn't like how little team at cop fuck is talking to bitchy girlfriend because that's his girlfriend. So they have a little confrontation. Hey, fucking, get away from my woman, I'll talk to whoever I want to fucking, whatever, you know that kind of thing. Now is Jamie Payne. She have to repair the generator, which everybody's fucking.

Speaker 4:

Oh my God, he has to repair the gen.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

That's fucking amazing. It's a call back to dead by daylight anyway. So now you're jumping across these train cars, the there are train cars in here and you think that up at the top there's one train car suspended above and you have to get to it because that's one day the cops for some reason never checked Whenever they check the crime scene. I have no idea why. Anyway, little T jumps across and you've already jumped across and you have the decision Do you save him or not? I decide to save little T because I didn't want to deal with fucking John T Fulmer, cornwall's kid, dying, because I didn't know what he would do. He'd probably murder all of us anyway. So any in the train car that's suspended above all the others, you find like severed heads and hands and baby teeth and fucking. I don't even know what. It's a horror show in there and they're like, oh my God Anyway like fucking.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Little T says we got to get the fuck out of here because my dad's going to kill every single one of us. We got to call the cops. Now bitchy girlfriend is like we're going to film this fucking movie, no matter what. She takes one of the hands, the severed hands, with her, okay, and I put Bob bitches out. Okay, that's little T. Little T bitches out, runs off.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, anyway, jamie pants and bitchy girlfriend get into it and I decided to break up with that bitch, cause she's been bitchy girlfriend the entire game. I'm not, I'm not dealing with her shit. So, anyway, that we, we have that, we break up and then fucking shit starts hitting the fan. All of this like weird, uh, this, the, the ash, the weird specs coming out of the ash, the green, like smoke, starts to accumulate and it turns into a portal behind one of these doors and start sucking everything into it, including bitchy ex-girlfriend. You notice I've been saying ex-girlfriend earlier. That's why, because we fucking broke up. I think you can stay together in that.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So now she is like holding on to the railing, being sucked into this portal, and she's like Jamie Pans, save me, jamie Pans. So, anyway, she's holding barely, barely, and you have the choice. Do you fucking save her, do you fight off this monster, or do you bitch out, let her die and run away? And guess what I fucking do? I sent Chris off to visit the entity. I'm not putting up with that shit. She has been nothing but a pain for fucking four hours of gameplay across two different streams, and she can fucking eat it for all I care.

Speaker 2:

You're not done with that. We got two words for you.

Speaker 3:

You got some done with that. We got two words for you. You got some kick-ass shit. Tonight, I truly will open up a can of whoop-ass and show you exactly what I'm doing for the 16 minutes.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Yes, okay, that was fucking loud, but we had to celebrate Chris being sucked into the portal and going face-to-face with the entity. But anyway, one funny thing, and I think it's going to come back to bite me. It says Chris is shocked, or I think it was shocked or disappointed or something. Chris is shocked that you let her go into the portal. So I think she's not dead. I don't know what's going on, but there might be a Chris monster comeback.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I don't know if Tom Cooter's wiener meat is going to make an arrival at any point in the game. We don't know why Augustine Lieber is doing all this stuff. We just know we've got to deal with fucking Cat Ears, mcfuck Beanie, old Face, mcyoung Voice man, bun Turtleneck, jamie Pants, bitchy ex-girlfriends now gone. And then we've also got fucking. What's going to happen with little T fucking Falmouth Cornwall Now that his wannabe girlfriend is gone? Is he going to tell his fucking dad John T Falmouth Cornwall? There's, there's a lot going on here. What does Bonnie big fucking guitar player in the garage think? A lot going on here. What does bonnie big fucking guitar player in the garage think? I don't know, but that's fucking frank stone episodes one through six, I don't know how far through the game I am. I can only estimate I have fucking that. But that's frank stone for you here casting a frank stone. Uh, episodes, let me see. Let me see if I can find, like the episodes, how many chapters are there. It says 14 fucking chapters. I'm on chapter six. So that's I'm about. I'm about halfway through the game. So, those of you who wanted spoilers, that's my story. Maybe yours is going to be different. I did check out. They have something called the cutting room floor, which is all of the decisions in what percentage of the player base has made each one of these decisions. There are so many points of variance in this game it's ridiculous. There could be, to my guess, probably about 7,000 different endings. So that that's what's going to be. Interesting is to see where everybody's stories go. I want to know what happens to Chris. I'm actually interested in this game. I think it's very interesting and we'll see where it goes. You know who knows. Anyway, that's it. I am seven minutes over because I was on a time crunch. It's 59, 23, 24, 25, 26. Anyway, thank you guys for coming by. That is it for me.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I've got to come up with a better sign-off thing than get the fuck out of my face. I don't even know what would I even say Give me a fucking good sign-off, nikki. Give me a fucking good podcast sign-off, nikki. Give me a good podcast sign off line for my podcast called camping them softly. It's a dbd podcast and my name apparently I have to tell him my name is the toxic teacher.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Okay, nikki, can you give me a fucking thing? All right, uh, oh god, okay, no, god, no, give me something more. Give me a fucking thing, all right, uh, oh God, okay, no, god, no, give me something more. Give me something more antagonistic. Uh, I'll.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

I'll tell you what he said. He said uh, remember campers, whether you're hunting or running, always keep it killer, but quiet. This is a toxic teacher. Signing off class, dismissed. All right, no, no, okay.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

So, uh, uh, curse a couple times in it. No, he gave me one that was a little bit worse. All right, you, sorry, excuses for survivors. Classes over next time trying to oh, fucking, uh, okay, uh, don't make it school related. Curse more. So there we go. I want to make it even worse. All right, now, no, no, school vibes. All right, oh, dude, I love it. Okay, now, let me go. Let me plug it in. I know, I know this is kind of like delaying the ending a little bit, but I feel like it's going to be worth it. This is a really long sign-off line, so I don't know if I could even remember this every single time. Uh, so, let me uh, okay, um, oh, jesus christ, uh, okay, hang on, hang on. Okay, here we go. Now, nicky, nicky, come on, give me my sign off. I'm gonna let nikki sign us off, actually all right, you're worthless sacks of shit.

Speaker 4:

We're done here. Next time maybe try not to fuck up so damn hard. Yeah, hey, keep playing like trash. Gives me something to laugh at. Yeah, it sure does. The toxic teacher and I'm out. Fuck off already, already.

ToxicTeacherTTV:

Oh, fuck off already. I love it, nikki. Thank you very much. Fuck off already, get out of here. This was camping. That's awfully, guys. Five stars, all that shit, fuck it.

Speaker 2:

Is that the toxic teacher? I heard he had a podcast, a motherfucking podcast, what's it called. There's a new podcast camping in softly the Toxic Teacher. He's the host of hosts, the man with the most Gonna make that money. Damn, he's so funny. Toxic teachers camping them softly. He's here to play every single fucking day. Toxic teachers camping them softly, Making money by being fucking funny. Toxic teachers Tapping them softly, Teaching fools, Taking them to school. Toxic teachers Tapping them softly. Survivors Get out of the way no-transcript.

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