Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

I'M BACK! HOUNDMASTER and THANKSGIVING! Also, Potchefstroom! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 33

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 33

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This episode includes:

1 unwanted host comeback.
4 Nicky freakouts.
6 (now!) continents penetrated.
2 new theme songs!
AND DID I MENTION I'M BACK????

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Speaker 1:

the pilgrims, who were basically the survivor mains of the 1600s.

Speaker 2:

Survivor mains of the 1600s. I love this quote Toxic teachers camping them softly.

Speaker 3:

Every single play. Eagle fucking deck. He's so funny. Toxic teachers camping them softly. He's here to play Every single fucking day. Toxic teachers camping them softly, Making money by being fucking funny Toxic teachers.

Speaker 2:

We're back. Everybody, hang on, there we go, there we go, we are back. We're ready to rock. Thank you guys for coming by here. This is yeah, yeah, this is it. This is it. We are glad to be back. We are glad to be back. I'm glad to be back. I can't say we, I'm not royalty. I'm not royalty, okay, shut up, shut the fuck up. Okay, so we're back. What do we even talk about? What do I even do?

Speaker 2:

I've forgotten everything there is to know about podcasting during this time, because we've been out for a couple of weeks. When was the last episode? Hang on, hang on, let me check. Let me check. I didn't check. These are random questions that come up in my head. And it shows the last episode was published on October 25th. So that's how many days? Let's do some math. That was on a Friday, that was one, two, it's been three weeks. That's the longest break that we have ever had.

Speaker 2:

On Camping them Softly. I know you have missed me greatly. I know your lives have been nothing without me in them, in inside of them. Uh, it's, it's been, uh, yeah, it's been, it's been interesting. I gotta tell you it's uh, things got a little bit uh, crazy, you know, kind of outside of the podcast, outside of the stream, in just in terms of, um, hang on, I'm trying to, I'm trying to adjust my microphone, I know exactly. Um, no, in terms of, uh, just trying to handle everything. You know how sometimes that happens. Yeah, I don't know if you guys get it, but we've talked about it. We've talked about, like, mental health on here. We've talked about about issues with, with organization, with with kind of a consistency, stick to it and this. We just talked about that with swift kick on the interview and and thank you, swift kick for the for the interview last week. That was amazing and uh, yeah, having the maple syrup mafia was very entertaining and yeah, so that's been it.

Speaker 2:

Guys, it's just that you kind of you get in these moods. I don't know if you guys ever get them, but you get in these moods where it seems I don't know, because I feel like if I try to describe it, I'm going to come across in the wrong way, and I don't mean to. I think it's a sense of kind of I want to say not where am I at, I'm grasping for the words here. It's a sense of kind of what's the, what's the goal, what's the point? And I don't say that in terms of, like a person say, well, what's the point of anything? I'm just talking about kind of what, what am I doing and where do I want to go? What's what's goal?

Speaker 2:

And it kind of gets you down whenever you start to ask these questions if you dwell too much on them without the thought of we talked about this and I know I'm tripping over myself here trying to describe it without coming up with a firm goal and without coming up with a firm plan of where you want to be something concrete, not just kind of a general. I want to be X. Well, I want to be X to the level of X. I want to get this by this date. You know that kind of specificity, so you know if you've been successful. And just trying to come up with that, because you kind of start to question yourself sometimes and I think that's it. I think that's it right there.

Speaker 2:

I think that's what I was getting at and I just fucking forgot the point. I just fucking forgot what I said. I'm going to have to go back and listen to it, but it's the idea of how fuck, like, how did I forget this? And I'm not going to go back, because that's not what I do. I'm not going to stop and like go back and try to figure it out. It's kind of like, how far do I want to get? What do I want to be? And you know what is? What is my goal here? I don't know. See, that's going to be what's interesting. Go back and listen to this Was what I just said. Now. What I was talking about 30 seconds ago, that's adhd for you folks have fun with that.

Speaker 2:

So, anyway, how do we go back to this? So it's like, what is the goal, what is the purpose, what is the point? Where do I want to be? You know? Am I going to get there? What? What is going to happen? Because I'm not a young guy, you know what I mean. Like we've got these young spring chicken streamers out, streamers Now. Now I sound like I'm fucking 14. No, I'm.

Speaker 2:

What I'm saying is you know, where does it go from here? And I don't say that. So you think that that I'm going to give up? I'm not ready yet for that. I'm not ready yet. I may give up on dead by daylight. I won't give up on streaming and podcasting. I would give up on dead by daylight first, and a lot of people have a lot more people will. But I'm not ready to do either of those things yet and I want to say I appreciate you guys, even the survivors, for coming along on this ride. So so, anyway, thank you guys for for being there, for sticking it out over the break. I want to apologize for not, uh, not communicating that I've got to issue an apology, except to the survivors. I'm not going to, I refuse. After everything that you've had handed to you over the years, toxic is not going to give you an apology. It's just that simple. So, anyway, let's move on. Let's move on.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what's going on. I just started pushing buttons. What the fuck? I accidentally hit two buttons. I didn't know you could hit two at the same time. Wait, can you? What in the hell is this crap? That's what you say. Hey, that's what you say. You have to like your. Your significant other goes in the bathroom. What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

There you go. That's a good combo right there, anyway. So any thank you guys. So let's move on. We've got to move on, anyway. I recorded an episode, but I'm not even going to air it because it's all out of date now and I didn't think it was to the level that it needed to be for this. That's only the second time, I think that's ever happened. But you're getting this now and you should get this kind of the. What is that? The third week of fucking November? We're closing it on Thanksgiving. Ahoy, ladies, didn't see you there, would you guys?

Speaker 1:

like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me. I'll be your captain.

Speaker 2:

Just FYI for you European listeners, of which are many, many, many, the many European listeners Thanksgiving, just to go real quick, hang on, you know what. You know who could describe Thanksgiving better than me? Somebody who has not had a lot of air time in quite some time has been unused, and that's Nikki Al Dente, ai Dente, I. I haven't talked to him in a while, so I I want to apologize, but I want to say, nikki, can you tell our viewers on the podcast, um, the history of how thanksgiving came to be? Question mark curse a lot and don't censor the curse words. Also, if you can talk badly about survivor mains in dbd, I'll give you bonus points. How's that sound? Bonus points, question mark there we go. This is good here. This is good shit. Let me give nikki uh, a minute here. But no, I you know, thanksgiving is one of the biggest holidays in america. You know. Most of you probably know. It involves family, it involves getting together, it involves a lot of food. Just like every single other fucking American holiday, it's tons of fucking food.

Speaker 2:

Oh, jesus Christ, I don't know about this. I don't know. Oh, okay, oh, jesus Christ, okay, here we go, go. Are you ready for this? I want to generate this. Oh my god, this is going to be insanity, and I've got well, listen up. No, hang on, nikki, I'm not ready for you. I'm not ready for you. Please, please, give me a second. Okay, now I should be ready. Now I should be ready. Okay, nikki, nikki, go for it Aight.

Speaker 1:

Listen up, you. Turkey-stuffing degenerates Because Nikki Noodle Arms is about to drop some knowledge bombs. About the history of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, Nikki.

Speaker 1:

That's what we want. I'll throw some shade at those crybaby survivor mains while I'm at it.

Speaker 2:

Please do let's roll.

Speaker 1:

Okay, let's do it while I'm at it, please do let's roll Okay let's do it. So back in the day, a bunch of broke-ass pilgrims hopped on a rickety-ass boat called the Mayflower and sailed their dumbasses across the Atlantic looking for freedom or some shit. What? They didn't realize was that they were landing in the middle of nowhere with no food, no plan and no clue how to not fucking die.

Speaker 2:

That's actually really close to the truth there. So I want to repeat, because you know I have a history degree and so my specialty because in America in the universities you know you pick your major but then you kind of have a specialization that you go with Mine was early American history. So I love this shit here. So basically what it was was the pilgrims were a bunch of people called the Puritans, and if you've never heard of the Puritans, think about this. It was a. You know, there was the Catholic church, right, and then you had the group that broke off from the Catholic church because of Martin Luther. If you've ever heard of Martin Luther, he came up with a bunch of questions about the Catholic church. Why do you guys fucking suck so bad? Why do you do X, y and Z? Fuck you, let's make our own church. Okay, well, I don't know, I'm not. I'm not against it necessarily, but anyway, no, hang on, I've got a better one. He said fuck you guys, let's make our own church.

Speaker 3:

This is going into weird territory, but that's what we do. That's what we fucking do.

Speaker 2:

I'm camping them softly. Hang on, satan, shut the fuck up. Okay, thank you, satan, I'm still talking Anywho. So you have the pilgrims here, and the pilgrims come from that offshoot. They're not big fans of Catholics, okay, and they're not big fans of any group that isn't pilgrims. Religiously, they say you fucking believe what we want. We're fucking like. There's no fun, no, nothing, no nothing. It's just God all the fucking time, and that's it, okay.

Speaker 2:

Does that make sense. It's like that group of people, the pilgrims here. Anyway, the Church of England, which is also an offshoot of the Catholic Church, if you've heard of them, the Church of England led by you, remember Henry VIII. He killed all of his you know multiple wives and then he wanted a divorce and the Pope said no. And he said fuck you, I'm the Pope and I'm going to make my own church, which actually, interestingly enough, I am a member of. An offshoot of that church called the Episcopalian Church here in the United States. We broke off from the Church of England during the American Revolution. We said fuck you, we've got our own Anglican Church, now our Church of England. Now we just call it the Episcopal Church. Okay, so where were we? So, anyway, the pilgrims did not, okay, did not? I want to say this. I want to say on camping them softly.

Speaker 2:

This week we find out that the pilgrims did not, did not, did not want religious freedom. No, no religious freedom for the pilgrims. They are fucking crazy. They can't live in England with the church. Get out and go across the Atlantic ocean. We're going to send you in fucking boats. Just, we don't care where you go. Get the fuck out of our country. So that's basically what the British did, okay. So they take these pilgrims, this group of lunatic, fucking religious nutjobs, and says here are some boats, make yourselves comfortable, go across the fucking ocean and try not to die. Fatality. Okay. So that's where we are. So Nikki is totally right. They land in the middle of nowhere, no food, no plan, no clue how not to fucking die. Keep going, nikki.

Speaker 1:

Seriously, these idiots couldn't even farm without screwing it up. Cue the Wampa Noag people.

Speaker 2:

Wampa Noag the real.

Speaker 1:

MVPs of this story. These kind souls took one look at the Pilgrims, who were basically the Survivor Mains of the 1600s.

Speaker 2:

Survivor Mains of the 1600s. I love this quote. That is the fucking quote. That is thank you. That is the fucking quote. The pilgrims are the fucking survivor maids of the 1600s. I have never heard something I've liked as much as that right there. I have never in my life heard something. I'm going to turn Nicky up a little bit. He seems a little soft, so I'm going to turn his volume up, nicky, because we need to fucking hear you. Yeah, shut up crowd. Okay, thank you. All right, nicky, I'm going to rewind because we've got to hear that again. The Survivor Mains of the fucking 1600s. Okay, nicky, keep going.

Speaker 1:

Hopefully you're louder now the survivor mains of the 1600s, Clueless whining and completely reliant on someone else to save their sorry asses, and decided to help.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so you get that, like the pilgrims come over, they don't know how to fucking farm, they're religious nut jobs. They get on these boats and they're like we'll fucking figure it out. Well, guess what? They didn't fucking figure it out. I don't know what that's supposed to be. I have no idea. Okay, anyway, so where do we go from here? The Wampa Noag I don't know, wampa Noag, whatever they are. The Native Americans, okay, let's say they see this group of fucking white, like religious white European nut jobs and funny outfits that they never seen before. They can't even put a fucking seed in the ground and let it grow. And they say these people are going to fucking kill themselves. Like, what are they doing? They're building churches. They need to be putting shit in a ground, grow some fucking corn, call it maize or whatever you want to call it, and like we need to get this shit going, right? Okay, so, nikki, keep going with the story. I'm going to rewind you again. I'm sorry I'm interrupting you so much.

Speaker 1:

And decided to help.

Speaker 2:

Thank you.

Speaker 1:

They taught him how to grow crops, hunt and not starve to death. Ooh that was dramatic, Big mistake by the way.

Speaker 2:

Yes, it was a big mistake.

Speaker 1:

Because the Pilgrims repaid them later by being the absolute worst Classic colonizer move. Am I right and we know?

Speaker 2:

where that story went from there. Every single fucking thing that happened after that was the colonists, the pilgrims, taking the land from the Indians. So the Indians say, dude, you're all going to fucking die. Hey, let's teach you how to put some seeds in the ground and fucking kill a wild pig here and there. I don't know if they have pigs at that time. I'm making it up. Let's take a bow and arrow or a gun or whatever. How about you don't give us small pox and then we teach you how to hunt and fish and shit like that? They said fuck you, we're gonna give you small pox anyway and then we're gonna take all of your land. And that was the music that played whenever they said all that, all right, mickey, uh, let's keep going. Tell me about what happens next.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, after the Wampanoag bailed their asses out, the Pilgrims had their first successful harvest in 1621. Okay, so in?

Speaker 2:

1621, they're like Dude. We actually grew some fucking shit. That's amazing. How did we do? It All right, here's how we did.

Speaker 3:

We did it gotta give him that huck that's fucking awful.

Speaker 2:

Who would have thought I'm the only person to do that? I'm the only person to use the wampanoag people, the pilgrims, to talk about the church of england and to use this sound effect in the same podcast. I guarantee you've heard it here, folks. This is the first and maybe maybe the last time you'll ever hear all of these things on one podcast. Anyway, nikki, so they had their first successful harvest. What happens next?

Speaker 1:

They were so hyped they threw a feast, invited the Wampanoag you know, the people who actually deserve to celebrate yeah, and called it thanksgiving. Okay, yeah, but let's not sugarcoat this shit. This wasn't the hallmark bullshit, you see. Today it was more like hey, thanks for saving us from dying like idiots past the damn turkey.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's basically it. We've turned it into something. Obviously it's not All right, so let's keep going. I think Nikki goes on a huge rant at this point. That's going to be a little off topic, but let's keep going. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:

Fast forward a few hundred years.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1:

And Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 2:

What? What's he have to do with it?

Speaker 1:

Decided to make Thanksgiving a national holiday during the Civil War. Oh it was.

Speaker 2:

See, I didn't know that I didn't know Thanksgiving didn't become a thing. And see, I don't, because I whatever the Civil War was when it became a national holiday. That's interesting, that's it. Okay, thank you, Abraham Lincoln, for I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Keep going. He thought, hey, maybe if we all eat pie together we'll stop killing each other. Spoiler alert it didn't work, but hey.

Speaker 2:

Okay, now you get a day off to stuff your face.

Speaker 1:

Whoa shit, nicky. Argue with your family. Oh Shit, nicky. Argue with your family. Oh God, Nicky, now about those survivor mains. Is it dead by daylight? Oh God, he's losing it.

Speaker 1:

You're basically the pilgrims of gaming, always bitching about how hard life is, but can't survive for five goddamn minutes without someone holding your hand. Killers. We're the Wampanoag In this analogy, carrying your pathetic asses through every trial while you waste pallets and hide in lockers like scared little shits, just like the pilgrims. You're ungrateful as fuck. Oh no, the houndmaster is too OP. Her dog keeps finding me. Yeah, no shit, dipshit, that's her job.

Speaker 1:

Maybe, try being less predictable or, better yet, stop existing altogether. Oh, jesus Christ, thanksgiving ain't for you what it's for the killers out there carving your dumb asses up like the turkeys you are. So there you have it Carving asses up. Thanksgiving is a holiday, oh, born from desperation, betrayal, and a feast that probably wasn't even that good yeah probably wasn't even that good, just like getting the death to pop. What.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck? What the fuck is that? What? What? You Survivor mains are in the lobby. An absolute shit show. Now go eat some mashed potatoes and shut the fuck up Nicky's out.

Speaker 2:

What the fuck was that? Okay, there you go, guys. Nicky's out. What the fuck was that? Whoosh-a-whoosh-o. Okay, there you go, guys. You heard it. That was, uh fucking Thanksgiving. Courtesy of Nicky Noodle Arms, ai Dente, and we just learned something. We just learned something on camping them softly.

Speaker 2:

That's fucking great right, like yes, yes, thank you. That's fucking great. Right, like yes, yes, thank you, thank you. That was great, that was fucking good. Okay, so that was interesting. Quit laughing, quit laughing. Okay, thank you. All right, so next up, we did not really discuss this yet really discuss this yet. Nikki brought us into it, but we got to talk about the next uh, the, the news here on the uh, the new dead by daylight patch. I don't know if you guys have seen the new update. It's called uh, cursed something or other, cursed fucking shit. Uh, what was it called? Hang on, let me see what. What was dead by no? Shut up, nikki. I'm not ready for you yet. I already. I already had nikki. Take a look, I need to figure, figure it out, nikki. What, what? What was it.

Speaker 2:

Nikki, hang on, rewrite this shit. Okay, hang on, we we're all cattywampus. Now I'm gonna figure this out, I'll figure it out. See, I'm a, I'm a genius. I'm a fucking, I'm a, I'm a fucking genius here. Nikki, where'd you go when? Where did the shit go? Okay, there we go, cause Nikki talked about all of the changes, all of the new changes.

Speaker 2:

I wanted him to summarize it because I read it, but I feel like Nikki could probably give a better explanation of what's going on here. So, basically, we've got a new survivor, we've got I think her name is Tori Kane and if you look at her, I think it's Tori T-A-U-R-I-E. I don't, torin. Do you remember that, like fucking in vanilla World of Warcraft, the Torin were the only ones they could like they couldn't have mounts? I don't, uh, fucking in vanilla world of warcraft, the torn were the only ones they could, like they couldn't have mounts. I don't think in vanilla world of warcraft, but they could run faster and it sucked, okay.

Speaker 2:

So tori kane was born in a suburb outside glasgow with her older brother, ewan. Unusual for scotland, the kids were homeschooled but by all appearances seemed perfectly average. In truth, they were the opposite. Oh, jesus Christ. Okay. So, like Tori, suffered no ill effects from her time in the bleed. What is the bleed? Um, what the fuck the oh, it's just, oh, it's the secret society is called the bleed. Uh, well, that, on camping and softly, we have the bleed. I don't, I don't even know, okay, so anyway, we got tori kane, who looks about like the other ones. Um, she's gonna be another one of those. She's not as bad as like a sable fucking mckayla thing. Hopefully she doesn't have fucking bunny or she looks a little bit rough around the edges and that. So I applaud that. At least she's not a fucking, at least it's not another one of those, right what the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

so anyway, nik, can you tell us about some of the changes? I know they changed some of the perks and then they changed a couple of killers, they changed Blight, they changed Hillbilly a little bit. We've also got the Houndmaster, which basically, like Nikki was saying earlier, has a hound that she sends out kind of like the Knights bullshit, right, the Knights bullshit with the. What do they fucking call these things? His fucking I can't even think of the word his fucking summons, or whatever you want to call it. What do you want to call it? What do I call it? Anyway, what do you fucking call them? The knights, the minions, stallions, hang on, knight, dbd summons, what are those fucking? Why can I not think of it? Why can I not think of it? Guards, guards, they're fucking guards. Thank you, okay.

Speaker 2:

So anyway it's kind of like the night in his guards. But it's a fucking dog. She sends a dog out. The dog tries to find him. You, you follow the dog's path. Something happens. Dog gets you something like you know a lot of stuff is happening here, okay? So, nikki, tell us about this, update this chapter 34, tell us about everything going on here and, uh, let let's, let's just go, let's do it. Nikki, you are the boss here daylights upcoming.

Speaker 1:

Chapter 34, titled doom course, introduces a new killer the hound master okay, new survivor tori kane. The chapter is scheduled for release wait.

Speaker 2:

No, that's not what I want. Dude, you're like that was the one like with him talking normally, what?

Speaker 1:

all right, buckle the fuck up you soft ass survivor mains. Could they still what the fuck just happened?

Speaker 2:

I was not ready for any sound to come out of these speakers. Whoa, that shit's. Oh my god, that scared the shit out of me. What happened? I? I don't know what the fuck happened. That was that was too much. That was too much. What he's lost his 34.

Speaker 1:

He's lost his damn update is coming for your sorry asses. Who is coming? Doomed course drops on novembers, on November 28th 2024.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And it's packing a new killer.

Speaker 2:

Okay, a new killer. Do you have anything else to say?

Speaker 1:

The Houndmaster.

Speaker 2:

Whoa Okay, thank you. And some irrelevant ass. Survivor.

Speaker 1:

Who's the irrelevant ass?

Speaker 2:

Tori Kane, oh, tori Kane.

Speaker 1:

Who's just there to get her face smashed into the dirt. Let's fucking go. Let's go. The hound, master, nah, what the fuck this badass killer. The name's Portia, may. What is? You're gonna just be calling her. Oh shit, she's got a fucking dog. Here's what she's bringing to fuck you up, suss out, boho, what's up.

Speaker 3:

Suss out boho.

Speaker 2:

What is this? What have I? Nikki All.

Speaker 1:

Shaking Thunder.

Speaker 3:

What.

Speaker 1:

All Shaking, she jumps off some high-ass spot.

Speaker 3:

What.

Speaker 1:

And suddenly her lunge range goes up 75%. Oh, this is the perk you think you're safe looping her Go fuck yourself. Sure it's got a cool down, but she'll still kick your ass when it's up.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so basically she's got one of her perks the Houndmaster Portia Mae. Her perks the Houndmaster Portia Mae whenever she falls from a great distance, her lunge increases. Her distance increases by 75%, meaning that if somebody has balanced landing or survivors got it, which you know if they fall, then they get that speed boost. She falls, or whoever's got the perk falls, boom, they can lunge. So if you can time that shit right, even if they've got balance landing, you can get them. That's going to be some really good plays online. You're going to see clips of that, I promise you. I guarantee you. You're going to see clips of people getting hits with that. Nikki is having a rough time tonight. Guys, I don't know what's going on, so I don't know where we're going from here. But let's get into the other two perks. I don't know. I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1:

Scourge hook Jagged compass.

Speaker 2:

Okay, second one. Thank you, Nikki.

Speaker 1:

Thought hooks sucked before. Yes, fucking scourge hooks are here to ruin your day. Good, she gets extra special hooks.

Speaker 2:

Oh really.

Speaker 1:

That screw you over even more.

Speaker 2:

Does.

Speaker 1:

When she hangs your useless ass on one, go ahead Cry about it.

Speaker 2:

Well, I would cry about it, but I'm not even sure what that fucking means. Like, yeah, she's got 8.4.0 perks. Hang on, let me see, because I've got to read this perk. I saw it, but I didn't even quite get what it was. At the start of the trial, up to four random hooks are changed into scourge hooks. When a survivor is unhooked from a non-scourge hook, it becomes a scourge hook. When you hook a survivor on a scourge hook, the generator with the most progress has its aura revealed for 10 seconds. So there you go. So you can actually have tons of scourge hooks if you are hooking survivors on non scourge hooks, which that may actually play pretty well with some of the other perks, like Pain, res or any of those. So okay, nicky, let's go to the third one. No quarter. No quarter.

Speaker 1:

Healing. Yeah, good fucking luck. This perk makes your precious little skill checks a goddamn nightmare. Ooh I hope you enjoy staying broken. Staying you pathetic pieces of shit. Wow, Vicky.

Speaker 2:

Jesus Christ, he is not kidding around. So basically, you know how fucking Sodico has the thing. What is it called Merciless Storm? Whenever a gen gets to 90% right, then all those skill checks start coming, and if you fuck one up, it blocks a gen. So this is basically for healing Merciless Storm. So if you miss a skill check when you're trying to heal somebody, then that survivor becomes broken, which is fucking awesome. I love that. If you have that with like a what is it? A presence, undeniable presence, uncontrollable, overwhelming presence. If you've got it with overwhelming presence, dude, you're going to have some broken ass survivors. I'm going to love that. I'm actually pretty excited about that, and this is my first time really reading through these, so that that's actually exciting to me. I love that. All right, nikki, let's keep going here. Give us, give us something else. Oh, the power of Porsche, may, let's, let's go with that.

Speaker 1:

Power. Scent of blood. Ok. Yeah, he's got a dog dog that means son of a bitch tracks you down like you owe her money. Hide all you want, it won't matter. This power is here to make your life okay so, god damn, the dog tracks you down.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so let's, let's go to the changes public test build 8.4.0 changes okay, thank you. Now let's talk public test build. Okay, yes, right, where the devs are basically giving killers more ways to shit all over survivors. Okay. So I think he's saying it's killer-sided Shocker. Call killer perks. What, what, what did he say? I don't even know.

Speaker 1:

Blood echo, oh, blood echo, okayhit and every injured survivor gets slammed with hemorrhage and exhaustion for 20 to 30 seconds okay, yeah and no fucking cool down anymore. Have fun crawling around like the useless bags of trash. You are okay, hey?

Speaker 2:

god. So dead man switch. So, as far as I know, what happened with blood echo was that that was one. You would hook them. Everybody's exhausted or fucking hemorrhaged or whatever. They lowered the. I believe they lowered the amount of time, um, but it doesn't have a cool down anymore. So that's actually. You know, it's a different, different little thing there, but, but, but you actually, um, you can actually activate it more often, even though it's not, as it's not as powerful. Which is interesting, because that's the way they're going on A lot of these perks is they're reducing cool down times and then they're tweaking them to make up for that reduced cool-down time. So that that's another example of that. So, nikki, keep going, let's. Let's next one next hook someone what?

Speaker 1:

and the first moron, who stops repairing this?

Speaker 2:

is dead man switch. I'm sorry, this dead man switch. Okay, so you hook someone first, moron who stops repairing.

Speaker 1:

A gene gets it blocked for 40 to 50 seconds. Thought you were making progress.

Speaker 2:

Yes, no.

Speaker 1:

Fuck you. Fuck you too. Sit in the corner and think about your life choices.

Speaker 2:

Exactly Okay, jesus Christ, nikki's like I don't know. Killer updates. Oh, thank you for the killer updates, nikki. Now where are we the hillbilly?

Speaker 1:

The hillbilly, the hillbilly, they tweaked his overheat mechanic to make him even better at chopping your dumb asses in half. Okay, faster, sprinting, smoother, revving, just more ways for him to send you to the entity.

Speaker 2:

I don't play hillbilly enough to even care and blight I don't.

Speaker 1:

Finally fixed his slippery bullshit Now he doesn't bounce off walls like a drunk asshole. Slippery bullshit.

Speaker 2:

Slippery bullshit. Now he doesn't bounce off walls like a drunk asshole.

Speaker 1:

Plus they reworked some add-ons, so you're even less prepared to deal with his relentless crackhead energy.

Speaker 2:

Crackhead energy. That's it, right there. Oh my god Damn dude.

Speaker 1:

This updates a giant middle finger to survivor mains, and I couldn't be happier about it. Is it really, between the Houndmaster, perk buffs and killer fixes, y'all are going to be sobbing into your little flashlights and medkits? Go try it out in the PTB if you think you can handle it. But let's face it, you probably fucking can't Give me a hell yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay. So, according to Nicky, this sounds like a good, finally a good, patch for us. I don't know if that's the case. There's some more changes to some survivor stuff, so you can check all that out. The 8.4.0. What was it? Course of blood, doomed course. Doomed course is the name of the of the 8.4.0. So, uh, I have not personally played the new killer yet. I try, I don't like to have it ruined for me. I like to wait until it comes out and also, oh sorry, I hit the mic. And also, you can't even fucking play the killer anyway because of the, because it's fucking. What am I thinking of? Because of the queue times are fucking nuts. And speaking of queue times, what the fuck is happening with 2 versus 8? The queue times are fucking nuts. I can't even play killer anymore. On stream yesterday I was trying to get into a match as killer. I just fucking gave up. I was playing survivor and I fucking hate every fucking second of it. It's awful. It is fucking awful.

Speaker 3:

Yes, it's awful.

Speaker 2:

He can't even hear the other sounds because Satan is so fucking loud.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, Satan, Satan next time on Satan them.

Speaker 2:

Softly. Satan camps the fuck out of people and he loves every second of it. Okay, so where were we? Okay, so we talked about 8.4.0. We talked about 2v8. And I do want to talk really quick about 2v8, because there is one thing I like. Well, two things about 2v8. Okay, number one that I like is that we've got some more killers in there, and my boy, my home boy, deathslinger's in there, there, which is good. Trappers in there, which I also like. I think trapper especially is pretty cool in 2va, because, dude, people are jumping on your traps like it's fucking there's no tomorrow, like they're jumping on it, like it fucking. What owes them money, I think, is what nikki said, or something. Anywho, that's cool. Death slinger's cool. We got huntress, so you've got all kinds of chances for weird, like fucking double shot bullshit. But the one thing that I want to bring up is the fact that even with eight survivors, nobody can fucking do a generator. None.

Speaker 3:

You go. I've escaped maybe twice.

Speaker 2:

I'm the only fucking one that works on a gym for 17 minutes straight and it's a fucking nightmare to play 2v8. It's a nightmare to play 1v4. But it's even worse. Whenever you can see the auras of everybody, You're in the fucking cage, or whatever you want to call it. You can see seven people's auras not a single fucking one working on a gen, this time on Camping them.

Speaker 2:

Softly nobody works on a fucking gen for the rest of their life and it's fucking awful. It's everything you would never want it to be and it fucking pisses me off. I can barely play it. I can barely fucking play that and there there's no way I could do it for a full stream. I just can't do it. I will go play hunt showdown, which you know is my. That's like my secondary game. I love that fucking game and I will play that. I will make a podcast. I will podcast about hunt showdown. I don't know what I would call it. I'm thinking but you can't call it cunt showdown because that wouldn't be able to be on Spotify. But I'm gonna think of a better, about the game.

Speaker 2:

Hunt, showdown 1896. Can you give me some podcast names that you think would be funny, given your unique sense of humor? Question mark. By the way, we've got some new shit in the ai world. You know, we've been in the ai world, you and you and I. We collectively have been using ai since the very beginning, right, like even the artwork was AI. It's always been AI. So, like some of the new AI shit that's coming out is fucking bananas. It is getting so wild. Okay, here we go, here we go. We got run you coward, blood, sweat and betrayal.

Speaker 2:

Ducks, dirt and dumb asses. I actually like that. Camping the extract. Hellhounds ate my ammo. Two bounties, one trap that's actually funny. Get the clue. Idiot boomers and bomb lances that one's actually swamp trash radio.

Speaker 2:

I do like swamp trash radio. That's actually funny. Who shot first? That that actually funny too. The belligerent by you downed but not out. Hang on, give me some more. Let's see, give me some more that are like number 10, that that swamp trash radio. And number uh, what? What was the other one? What was the other one I liked? Uh, ducks, dirt and dumbumbasses. And number four give me some more like those Ducks, dirt and Dumbasses. I don't think I could.

Speaker 2:

Bayou Bullshitters, duck Whisperer, disaster, swamp Rats, anonymous Extract Campers, incorporated Noise, death and Decoys, gator Bait Gaming, bayou Bloodbath Broadcast. God damn dude. Swamp Trash FM, I do like Swamp Trash as a concept. Can you come up? Can you elaborate and come up with some more ideas and come up with some more like that? Okay, let me see. I think Swamp Trash Radio might be the best Swamp Trash Diaries. Certified Swamp Trash, swamp Trash Dispatch, the Swamp Trash Syndicate, bayou Trash Tactics, death by Swamp Trash.

Speaker 2:

Now see, he's just putting Swamp Trash Rise of the swamp trash. All hail swamp trash. These words are starting to not mean anything. He's still. He's saying do swamp trash fm? And I I'm thinking. I'm thinking like is that a thing in hunt showdown? I know I'm off topic and I apologize to you guys who come just for dead by daylight, but I'm gonna go hunt showdown. I know I'm off topic and I apologize to you guys who come just for dead by daylight, but I'm going to go hunt showdown.

Speaker 2:

Swamp trash. Is this a thing? Swamp trash, osaka, swamp trash, taking out the trash trash talkers? Not. Not many people use the word swamp trash. Hmm, ugly swamp trash? Yeah, some people do use the use the phrase swamp trash. Is that a thing? Can I say swamp trash fm? Is that a thing? Swamp track? You know what I'm gonna have to?

Speaker 2:

By the way, guys, chat gpt has the ability to search the internet now, which is a fucking game changer. Oh yeah, there we go this time on Camping them Softly. You figure out how to search using chat GPT. Okay, so chat GPT, is there a podcast or anything with the name Swamp Trash Radio or Swamp Trash FM? Let me see what it says here. I couldn't find any podcasts. Here we go. I couldn't find any podcasts named Swamp Trash Radio.

Speaker 2:

However, there are related entities. We've got Swamp Miami. They broadcast 24 seven. They specialize in country and country rap. The angry crowd yes, there we go, we. They specialize in country rap. That's what I wanted. The other one is's a band called Swamp Trash Band USA. They refer to their style as neo retro rock. Okay, hang on, I've actually got some Swamp Trash. What were they called? Fucking Swamp Trash Band USA? I want to hear some Swamp Trash Band USA to see what I'm up against. This is Swamp Trash Band USA. Name of the song is Face's Turn. Okay, I'm going to fast forward. I'm sorry, do they see him? I mean it's not bad, it's not bad.

Speaker 2:

Oh, here we go. I fast forwarded again. Okay, okay, no, I'm not a big no, okay, no, I'm not a big, no, no, I know I'm trash talking. A swamp trash band, usa. They may become my rival, my, my rival group here. Um, they may try to bring me down. Okay, let me see what else we got. Um, the other response, cause it gave me two. There's the swamp radio. We already talked about that. There is Swamp Radio. And then there is Swamp Trash Band. We've already talked about them too. So I think are there any social media handles called Swamp Trash Radio or Swamp Trash FM? Okay, here we go. I need to check. There is no Swamp Trash Radio, there is no Swamp Trash FM.

Speaker 2:

We may have something here, folks. We may have a second podcast on our hands. I don't know, but I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I know I told you I was going to do a once human podcast that died really fucking fast. But we may have something here. I don't fucking know, but it's out there, it's out in the ether. So we'll see. You can mark it here that it may become a thing. I don't know if it will, but it might, it could? There's a chance, a small chance. How big is the chance? What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

Exactly how big is the chance? I don't know how big the chance is, but what I want to do is I want to end. We end kind of where we would normally begin. We would end with a good segment. If I can find the fucking song, where is it? Is this it? No, that's not it, sorry. Sorry, I'm ruining it. There it is. We're going to end with a segment, you know, and.

Speaker 3:

I know, yeah. Where are they from? Who is?

Speaker 2:

tuning in.

Speaker 3:

I don't even know. Some fucking cave in Brazil. Yeah, when are they all from? We've got some new ones by the way. It's global Losers.

Speaker 2:

I've got to hear my one part. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm fucking talking about. Are you watching from an?

Speaker 3:

island in Fiji. Fiji water bitches, mama mia, right here. Shit, I'm famous, I'm viral, I'm the king of this shit. Bow down, peasants. Yeah, bow down peasants.

Speaker 2:

You've never even heard the king of this shit. Bow down, peasants. Yeah, bow down peasants. You've never even heard the end of this song. Okay, anyway, it's almost as good as Dracula in a Bikini, but we're not going to go there today. If you want to go back, you go back through the archives here. Dracula in a Bikini, anyway, I'm going through the list of towns and cities and pueblos and unincorporated communities and provinces and what else.

Speaker 2:

What are some other names? Cu Dottis Maybe Could we call them CU Dottis. Oh my God, hold on a second. Did I get my first? Oh my god, I have a download in fucking Africa. What in the hell is this crap? This is the first time. This is the fucking first time this has ever happened. I don't know what to do. Random buttons how do I find out where this is fucking from? Hang on, I'm going down the list now. I'm going down the full list of cities, of which there are literally hundreds of cities that have downloaded this podcast. I have to find the one.

Speaker 2:

I was going to talk about a different city in a place I hate, but I'm gonna talk about that fucking place next time, if I can find the city and I have not taken a breath and I'm running out of air as I'm fucking looking for this and I'm not ending my speech and I don't plan to. There's Antalya. I remember them. We talked about them last time. There's Geneva oh my God, we broke in the Geneva Convention. I still haven't taken a breath. We've got Tel Aviv, israel. That's not Baghdad. We already talked about Baghdad. Oh my God, I think I found it. I need to know about this. Hang on, hold on, I think I found it. I'm going to need Nikki to tell me about this fucking place. Hang on, nikki, hang on. What I have to do is I have to type tell me two good things and five bad things about this place. Curse a lot and don't censor yourself. Actually, this could end very badly. Do I want to do this? I'm going to have to read his response a little bit, because he doesn't pull punches. Oh, wait, no, wait, no, that place is not. Oh, I am way off on where that is. I thought this place was in Africa. It's in fucking Finland. I was way the fuck off. Yes, michael, I was way the fuck off. I'm still looking.

Speaker 2:

Simpsonville, south Carolina, bremen, which I Norman, oklahoma, san Jose, california. Thank you, glick and Skirkin Poolsville, maryland, reading reading Aledo, texas, mesa, arizona, daca Um, daca is not in Africa. Uh, murrieta, california, thank you, min, which I've never even heard of that. Could, that could be it. Um, is it? Mersin? M E R S I N? Is that in Africa? No, that's in Turkey. I wonder if they're considering that is as being in Africa. It's not, though. Um, it's, it's Asia. If we're, if we're going to get, I, I found it, I found it, I found it, I fucking found it. Yes, I sure fucking did. This has got to be it. This is it. Where is it? Uh, no, that's not fucking it what in the hell?

Speaker 2:

is this crap? I fucking. It's in indonesia, dude. It's built something. Built something in Indonesia. This is going to take 30 fucking minutes to figure out where this fucking African town is. Download a podcast. I got one. I got one. That's all I care about.

Speaker 2:

We already talked about you guys. Flemish Brabant province. We've got somebody in Roncagua, in the O'Higgins region. I think we already talked about you guys down in Peru, sykesville, maryland. Thank you, utrecht.

Speaker 2:

Fishers, indiana. Thank you, georgetown, tennessee. Thank you, brookfield, wisconsin. Ocala, florida. Thank you, munich. Go fuck yourself. Vassar, michigan. Go fuck yourself. Oscoda, michigan. Wow, we got a lot of Michigans on here. Monterrey and Nuevo Leon Thank you, kaiser Slaughter. Thank you, almerestad, flevoland. Thank you, west Noosa, tangar.

Speaker 2:

We talked about you guys a long time ago. I think you were one of the very first like kind of not odd, but kind of different places and I think I found it now. I think I found it. No, it's fucking Polish. Why do the Poles love me so much? I can't even tell you. Okay, um, I'm not even going to name it. Gulf shores, alabama. Okay, I hear your beach is nice. Manila, philippines. Thank you. St Paul, minnesota. Thank you, west Bloomfield. Thank you, calhoun, fucking Georgia. Thank you. Rockland, ontario, I think I already talked about you.

Speaker 2:

Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi, is that Africa? Is this it? Did I accidentally find it? No, it's actually in United Arab Emirates. We got people in UAE listening to this shit. Why, I can't even answer that. Okay, let's keep going here.

Speaker 2:

Foreman, arkansas, avon, colorado, mission Viejo we got Perm Cry. That was in Russia, right, I think we talked about them. San Paolo, in fucking Italy. Yeah, copa, boger, I can't even pronounce these fucking names. Owasso, oklahoma, which I used to live there. Moose Jaw, thank you for coming by. I think you're one of the newer ones to the podcast. Chilton, in Antwerp Province, thank you. Broken Bow, oklahoma, and Shynum Smyrna, georgia.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's not. No, uh, barley, illinois, that's not in Africa. Um, where the fuck is it? I can't find this. I'm looking through the exact Reykjavik. Of course, you're in a fucking iceberg somewhere in Reykjavik.

Speaker 2:

I can't find the city. I cannot find the fucking city that this, fucking, this one person in Africa downloaded the podcast and I can't. I found it. I found it. What in the hell is this crap? It is not what I thought it was and I would have never fucking found this place. It was random and it doesn't even look like it's an African name for a city. That's how stupid I am. Is that I would? I don't. None of you guys know it. I guarantee you. Nobody, except for the person from here, has heard of this fucking city.

Speaker 2:

So, okay, so tell me two good things and five bad about. Boom in, hang on, I'm typing to him, he's going to type something back, I plug it into the speech thing and then boom, we got it Hang on. Okay, oh, I'm tired. That was, that was. That was exhausting, exhausting. He doesn't actually have a lot to say about the city. So that's interesting. Uh, but I can't. I don't even know the, the correct pronunciation of this city. Um, let me see, here I'm gonna see how to pronounce, how to pronounce boom. How do I say it? Okay, here we go, here we go. Are we ready here? Slow, slow it down for us, okay. So I don't know if nikki knows how to pronounce it, but we're gonna fucking find out. Slow it down for us. Pachif Stroom, pachif Stroom. Okay so, pachif Stroom. I don't know if Nikki knows how to pronounce it, but we're going to fucking find out. Now, nikki, tell us about Pachif Stroom and don't go.

Speaker 1:

All right, you want to know about Pachif Stroom. Huh, wow, fine. I'll give you the lowdown.

Speaker 2:

Thank you no sugarcoating. Okay, what are the good things?

Speaker 1:

What is it One, one Academic hub. Oh, pacha Stroom's got the Northwest University. He said it right, making it a big deal for education. Lots of students, okay. Lots of brains.

Speaker 2:

They got a good college.

Speaker 1:

Re-e-history.

Speaker 2:

It says rich history.

Speaker 1:

This place ain't just a dot on the map, it's got roots Founded in 1838. It's one of the oldest towns in South Africa.

Speaker 2:

It's in South Africa. You didn't know that shit One.

Speaker 1:

Limited nightlife. After dark the place is deader than a doornail. Oh. Not much to do, unless you like staring at the wall. Hey, where was?

Speaker 2:

that other place we went. It was all the old people.

Speaker 1:

Infrastructure issue. Infrastructure, roads and public services ain't exactly top notch. They're not Potholes, and power cuts can be a real pain in the ass.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so you may not have your power. They can download the podcast.

Speaker 1:

Economic challenges. Job opportunities ain't exactly falling from the sky. Oh really, If you ain't a student or a farmer, good luck finding work.

Speaker 2:

So it's like where I went to college it was just a college, that was it. Safety concerns.

Speaker 1:

Crime rates ain't something to brag about. Uh-oh you got to keep your wits about you, especially at night Survivor, mains Five oh sorry, nikki, where'd you go?

Speaker 2:

Climate extremes yes, oh no, is it hot, nikki? Where'd you go? Climate extremes? Yes, oh no, is it hot, nikki?

Speaker 1:

Summers can roast you alive, and winters ain't no picnic either.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

If you can't handle the heat or the cold, tough luck, there you go. Take it a liter. All right, there we go.

Speaker 2:

Hey, thank you, Potch of Stroom, for coming by and listening to the podcast. I want to applaud our first African download Our first.

Speaker 3:

We have now penetrated every continent on the fucking planet. We are officially not everyone, but everyone that matters.

Speaker 2:

We're going to get an Antarctic download at some point, and when we do, satan?

Speaker 3:

will make an appearance on the fucking podcast. That's it, guys. After a three-week break, you can consider being fucking back. Satan. Thank you for coming by, let's fucking get out of here, Guys.

Speaker 2:

Satan get us what. I pushed a button, Satan didn't come.

Speaker 3:

There we go, get the fuck out of my face.

Speaker 2:

I was going to come up with something better, but I couldn't in this short of a time.

Speaker 3:

Alright, I'll miss you. Take care and listen to his podcast. And listen to his podcast. It's a podcast. Camping them softly, a badass podcast. Camping them softly, the ultimate podcast here to kick your ass With the ultimate mail. The toxic teacher Camping them softly With the ultimate mail. Camping them softly, the most toxic mail. Camping them softly, the most toxic male Camping them softly, the man, least of males. Camping them softly.

Speaker 3:

He eats hot Cheetos and never fouls. It's a podcast Camping them softly and the toxic teacher the ultimate male. The Vulcan Street Podcast Camping them softly and the toxic teacher Kicking fucking ass. Outro Music.

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