Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Meg Thomas Lore Deep Dive! Plus, Roasting French Canada | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 35

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 35

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This episode features:

 
1 absentee father.
3 clothing store brands.
9 Gates of Hell.
1 new crappy Killer.
75 SOUNDBOARD SOUNDS TOO LOUD DUE TO SH*TTY EDITING! 
And too much French Canada!

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Speaker 1:

So, edmonton, alberta, I think I framed you, I fucking framed you.

Speaker 3:

What the fuck did I just?

Speaker 1:

say Check it out everybody, I am back. I'm back again. Yes.

Speaker 3:

Yes, I am back. Thank you. This is episode like 35. Episode 35, I believe. Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, thank softly. Thank you, guys for coming by. I am Toxic Teacher TTV. You can find me on all of those socials, toxic Teacher TTV. And then you can find me on YouTube. I believe it's at Toxic Teacher. Is that handle the Toxic Teacher? I believe.

Speaker 3:

Anyway, handle the toxic teacher.

Speaker 1:

I believe anyway, all right. So, uh, we just had thanksgiving I don't know if you guys are, or it was episode 33, so 33. So that was on the 20th that we talked about Thanksgiving. Where it comes from, it's a bunch of garbage, basically. It's a pile of fucking garbage of a holiday. What in the hell is this crap? I mean, it's good now that people like celebrate with their families, but overall, overall, it's a shit ass holiday because it celebrates something shitty, as as nicky uh so kindly told us, uh, on the 20th. That was like two weeks ago.

Speaker 1:

So, anywho, anywho, we're done with that. We are now in full like christmas swing. Um, give me a hell. Yeah, you know, we're just in it for the consumption. Right, it's consuming, that's what we want to do. We want to consume, we want to, we need stuff. Right, as a world, I would say as Americans.

Speaker 1:

But we're not just the only ones that consume anymore, but we're not just the only ones that consume anymore. The entire world has become obsessed with consumption, and consumption of stupid things and stupid food. We don't give a shit about health, we don't give a shit about doing the right thing, and you know, that's all we want. We want more shit, more shit. We got to work so we can get more of this dumb shit, and that keeps everything running right, because we work for companies that sell the shit or give the shit and people have to consume the shit for us to be able to work for the company and sell the shit and give the shit away. Right? For instance, if you work at Old Navy, to keep your job, people have to buy your shitty low rent clothing, and that's no offense to people that shop at Old Navy, but they are. I used to work at Old Navy, by the way.

Speaker 4:

What in the hell is this?

Speaker 1:

crap. So I know they're part of Banana Republic, if you've ever heard of that store and Gap Gap is the name of the parent company and Gap is smart because they cover all of the income spectrum, right. They own Banana Republic, which is for the high earners, the snooty, the big streamers, if you will. The Ox Barbas, you know they're the Banana Republic type. And then you've got the medium group. You know that. Swiftkick85 and the Maple Leaf Mafia, maple Syrup Mafia I call them Maple Leaf. That's me too. That's being too kind to them. And then the low income, like me, that's Old Navy, right there, old Navy is for low income. It's not that great. Those clothes don't last long. They kind of suck now and fuck it is.

Speaker 3:

Old Navy.

Speaker 1:

Yes, old Navy, let's hear it for fucking Old Navy. Yes, old Navy, let's hear it for fucking Old Navy. I don't know what the equivalent is, I think in the UK it's Harrods is the name of it. I think that's the one that's like the Walmart of the UK. Somebody could correct me if I'm wrong there. I'm not wrong, but I'm willing to have you try to correct me if you think you can.

Speaker 1:

That's like, what is it? The movie the seventh seal? Is that right, where they're trying to, uh, to summon Satan? Let me see. What is the movie. Uh, let me ask Nikki about. We've already we're bringing Nikki in. I love it, like. I know you guys hate it, but I think it's fucking hilarious. So, um, let me see Nikki. What can you tell me? Uh, what can you tell me about the movie the seventh seal? Curse a lot and don't censor your spelling. Bitch. There we go. What can you tell me?

Speaker 1:

The movie the Seventh Seal? Is this, it is this, is this it? Uh, what happens in the movie? Hang on, what happens in the movie? Okay, I need to ask him what happens, cause he gives me like the. The movie kicks off, uh, okay, oh Jesus, oh God, uh, I don't what it's supposed to be. Like it it's. He's not giving me what the fucking movie. He's giving me the low down, uh, the seventh seal it. He says it's an Ingmar Bergman movie. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. No, that's the 1957 movie about, like it's got Max von Syd, which I don't know if you know who that is, but that's an actor from way, way back, wasn't there? There was another movie called the Seventh Seal. If I can find it, there was also a rap album by Ra Kim, apparently.

Speaker 3:

This week on fucking keeping themselves. What is the movie, johnny Depp? Uh, seven seal, is it? Maybe I got the name of the movie wrong the ninth gate.

Speaker 1:

Is that right, I'm thinking of that, but that's not. This is not the movie. Actually, it is the movie the ninth gate. Is the movie? Oh shit, I am a fucking idiot. Yes, oh, I meant the movie the ninth gate. I bet the movie the ninth gate. That one is about satan, actually, and we're we're like way off topic now. Um, that's what would? Johnny depp, yeah, it's a roman polanski movie, which I don't know if you're a Roman Polanski fan. That's not a great sound for Roman Polanski. But okay, here we go, here we go. And, uh, this is what I want here. Let me, let me get Nicky in here and he's, he's gonna tell us about the fucking, uh, ninth gate as a movie which, oh, the ninth gate.

Speaker 5:

Now you're talking my kind of language, you sneaky bastard. That's the one with johnny depp from oh sorry, sorry, start over, nikki.

Speaker 1:

I accidentally, I accidentally uh muted you for a second. Keep going, sir.

Speaker 5:

Oh, the Ninth Gate. Now you're talking my kind of language, you sneaky bastard. That's the one with Johnny Depp from the late 90s. Yeah, directed by Roman Polanski. Yeah, real dark, real creepy, full of weird satanic shit it is. Let me break it down for you.

Speaker 1:

Okay, please.

Speaker 5:

Johnny plays this guy named Dean Corso Corso. Yeah, he's like the slyest, sleaziest book dealer you've ever seen. Okay, this ain't your find a first edition at the library sale kind of guy. He scams rich folks and sniffs out rare books and discs and doesn't give a damn about morals.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 5:

One day he gets hired by this super rich shady prick named Boris Balkan. Balkan Balkan's obsessed with this ancient book. What book is it? The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of Shadows. Supposedly it's got the instructions to summon the devil himself.

Speaker 1:

Ooh devil. Okay, johnny Depp's trying to get this book so he can summon, say, nine gates of the kingdom of shadows. Okay, there we go.

Speaker 5:

Sounds like a bad idea, right? Yes, but hey, cash is cash. You're not wrong, so Balkan sends Corso Globetrotten to compare the three known copies of the book and figure out which one's legit.

Speaker 2:

Turns out.

Speaker 5:

Each copy's got these engravings that ain't exactly identical. Some are signed by a guy named LCF.

Speaker 1:

Lucifer duh. Oh yeah right, corso starts piecing his puzzle together.

Speaker 5:

And things get real weird. Do they? People start dying? Left and right, murder, fires, all sorts of nasty shit, oh shit. And Corso's stuck in the middle of it. Oh, and there's this mysterious chick who keeps following him around. No, she's got no name she's got some serious supernatural vibes like floating yeah kicking ass when needed kicking. Is she a guardian angel? Is she a demon? I don't know the hell.

Speaker 5:

No, not me by the end do I also figures out the truth. What's what's? The books? Engra and gravens are a roadmap to open the ninth gate and summon old Lucy himself. Lucy, oh, I love that. Falcon thinks he's cracked the code. He tries to perform the ritual. Yeah, and get this? What? Get what? He sets himself on fire like a goddamn idiot. Oh, Meanwhile.

Speaker 1:

That's not good. He's like a survivor man Corso finishes.

Speaker 5:

He finishes the quest and walks through the gate, presumably making some kind of devilish deal, the screen cuts to black. Oh, it does, leaving you wondering if these toes are sitting on a throne in hell. It's got creepy vibes, a ton of mystery and Johnny Depp smoking cigarettes like a chimney the whole damn time.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's interesting, it ain't your feel-good kind of movie, oh well.

Speaker 5:

But if you like dark, twisty stuff with a side of satanic panic, it's worth a watch.

Speaker 1:

Oh, there you go. So that was the Ninth Gate with Johnny Depp. Ninth Gate with Johnny Depp. Okay, there you go. If you need a movie to watch this week featuring none other than Satan, you can check out the.

Speaker 1:

I don't even know that sound is so fucking loud and it's supposed to be right. It's got to be fucking loud. That's the whole point of that. Hey, by the way, dead by daylight, just tweeted while I was, while I was talking. I don't think it was anything. Uh, I don't think it was anything important here. Let me check. It's probably something about the new killer, the hound master. Have you guys played? Oh?

Speaker 4:

my ladies, I didn't see there. Would you guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me?

Speaker 1:

I'll be your captain, I've got thoughts on the Houndmaster, and here are my thoughts so far and I think it's pretty wide amongst the community. My problem with the Houndmaster is she's fucking awful, she's terrible, and the reason is she's bugged so bad she is. This dog can't fucking like find its way out of a fucking paper bag If it tried this, this, the pathfinding on this dog is beyond awful and it's just. It makes it almost, almost almost unplayable. I have not. I'm trying, I'm really trying here, but I it just does absolutely, absolutely nothing for me and I'm going to I think we'll have to wait. Somebody on the forums actually posted that they think that the houndmaster will be the least picked killer after a while. That's totally untrue. I think that the houndmaster is going to be down there I don't know where, just because it's so. It's so kind of what's the word I'm looking for, just so finicky to play as the Houndmaster. I don't see it catching on to being a big thing where people get excited like a Wesker or somebody like that. It's just not fun as is, and I don't know what they do to fix it, because it's not a matter of the power being overpowered or underpowered, it's a matter of the pathfinding of this dog and how screwy it is. Now I do have one. I've got one thing that I think would really go a long way to fix this killer, and that is because you have two options here. You can send the dog out to search, right. So whenever you send it out, it kind of goes along a path and then it stops there and if it sees somebody, it affects them with hound sense. Okay, whatever. Now, whenever it searches, even if it lands like directly on somebody who won't chase them, it just fucking sits there. What in the hell is this crap? Now they've got to change that, and what they should probably do is make it to where the dog, if it gets close to you, no matter what, it will chase you down. Or make it to where the dog can chase in more than one direction, because right now it just goes straight. Now, if there's a loop, it, you can have it go straight and go through the loop and you can also redirect it. Why do you have to fucking do all that? Just have the dog do what fucking dogs do. This is fucking stupid. Anyway, that is going to be the perpetual problem with this killer, in my opinion. I don't see that changing. You guys might see something better there. They're talking about this may now be one of the weaker killers I don't know if weakest some people have said weakest. I don't know if it's the weakest, but it's probably close to that.

Speaker 1:

Let me see here. There's something I want to look at right now. I want to look at the pick rate here on the. What's it called? What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm doing pick rate here of the last 30 days, which that's not going to show. That's not going to show the Houndmaster on here, because Houndmaster just came out. But I'm just curious. Well, actually Houndmaster is on here, because Houndmaster just came out, but I'm just curious. Well, actually Houndmaster is on here. It's only been out. How long it's been out? Two days is already number four on pick rate, so it's being picked constantly.

Speaker 1:

This is just fucking stupid. Um, it's it's too much. It's too much. I'm looking at nightlightgg where, where people upload stats, this is the best thing we got. It's not perfect, uh, but it looks like. Uh.

Speaker 1:

The five top ones in order are um dracula, huntress, uh wesker, um houndmaster and then myers, who got the big buff that we talked about next week. We talked about you know, if you were there last week, we talked about the hot. We talked about Gotta, give him that Hawk 2. You know, if you were there last week, we talked about the Hawk 2 and Michael Myers and Nikki was talking about what if they gave him a buff, because Nikki has no clue what Hawk 2 means and it just it's yeah. So that's that, actually, what I want to do now.

Speaker 1:

I have a special for you that we have never done here. And hang on, I've got to do some prep. I want you to write a song about the lore and opinions you just discussed. Uh, make it about two minutes long, okay. So what I'm going to do, guys? Oh, my Okay, okay, are you ready for this? Oh my gosh, this isn't good. Uh, okay, so, so here's what we're going to. Here's what we've got. Here's what we've got, what I wanted to do today. Um, now about, uh, you and I talking shit. Hang on Two minutes, okay. All right, here we go. Okay, shut up, shut up for a second. So what we're going to do, guys I know that took a while because I hadn't actually prepared this until the very last minute.

Speaker 1:

Okay, and what this is what I'm doing live is we are going to have a new segment where Nikki and I will go into Survivor Main or not Survivor Main. We will pick a survivor and we will go through the lore, because I've never actually gone through the lore of a lot of these. I know next to nothing, um, about most, if not all of them. Um, eighties, um, let me see the name of the song. We're going to have an intro song and it's called talking shit. I had Nikki write the lyrics. I didn't have the Survivor roast. Okay, talking shit, the Survivor roast.

Speaker 1:

What genre is this? I'm talking to Nikki right now, back and forth, so we can get. It's got rap rock written all over it. Oh, good Lord, I'm not a big fucking, I'm not a big fan of rap rock. We'll, we'll try it. Um, shitty rap rock. Okay, that's what I'm putting here is the as the genre. Oh God, okay. So Nikki picked the, picked the genre here. Oh, it says it says an error occurred while it was generating. Uh, I think it's because I put shitty rap rock and it doesn't like whenever you put shitty as the genre of a song, even though it is okay. So we're almost there. We're almost there. We're almost there, okay.

Speaker 1:

So this is the song to introduce survivor lore. It's called talking shit and I have never heard this song, I just made it. I've got, uh, I've got the lyrics here. Uh, I'll give you verse one you uh, yo, you and me sitting by the hook, talking survivor lore. Let's take a look. First up is dwight, the corporate clown. Can't fix a gen without falling down. Okay, I like that. So here we go. This is talking shit. The international, all six of the seven continents, the six that matter, talking shit.

Speaker 3:

Yo, you and me sit by the hook Talking survival lore, let's take a look. First up's Dwight, the corporate clown can't fix a gen without falling down. This is going to wrap it up. This is awful.

Speaker 6:

This is awful.

Speaker 3:

This is fucking awful. This is awful.

Speaker 1:

This is the fucking worst. Hang on. Let me look at version two. There's always two, there's always two. Please don't be a rapper.

Speaker 3:

Yo, you and me, this is fucking awful. Talking Survivor lore, let's take a look. No, first up's Dwight the corporate clown Can't fix a gen without falling down. Let is fucking awful. No, no, I hate this. Let's do 80s rap Like oh it's rap, I hate this. This is disgusting Country rap. This is no, okay rap metal.

Speaker 1:

I'm trying like Okay, here we go Rap metal. I'm trying like Okay, here we go Rap metal.

Speaker 3:

Yo, you and me sitting by the hook, this is not metal. Talking Survivor lore, let's take a look. This is not metal. First up, steve White, the corporate clown this is not metal. Yo, you and me sitting by the hook Talking Survivor lore, let's take a look. Is this real? First up, steve. Is this real? This is the now.

Speaker 1:

Why the fuck I'm about to delete this program? Okay, the 80s old school rap, here it is.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you and me sitting by the hook Talking survival. Let's take a look. First up's Dwight, the corporate clown. Can't fix a gem without falling down Next. Next, the queen of the chase Always sprint, bursting all over the place T-bags at the gate like she's won the game, but let me tell you, kid, she's all the same. We're talking shit, roasting them all. Survivor lost, weak and the game plays small.

Speaker 2:

You're looping killers. Nah, you're just bait. We'll hang you up and seal your fate. Let's do it. Bitch Claudette's hiding in a bush again Thinking she's stealthy, but I see her friend Urban evasion. Yeah, that's real cute, but I'm coming for you. Better run you. Brute Jake's off screaming sitting by the hook Talking survival lore let's take a look First up.

Speaker 3:

Dwight, the corporate clown, can't fix a gin without falling down Next. Next the queen of the chase, always sprinting all over the place.

Speaker 6:

She bags at the gate like she's won the game. But let me tell you, kids, she's all the same, we're talking shit, okay, I can't anymore.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, I'm fucking done with the theme songs. This is not going well, these theme songs. Okay, this is not a theme song day, but what I want to do is I want to. We're going to start. Don't have a like a build-up, like a like a. You know what I'm talking about? Like a little drum roll? I don't think I know, do I? I thought I did hang on. No, that's okay. No, I give up. I fucking give up on that.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so here, here is. What it is. Is that we are, um, we are first off. We're gonna go over none other than meg thomas. Yes, I know, I know you're very excited to do Meg first. Oh, good Lord, yeah. So, nikki, we're going to get started here. I know next to nothing about Meg. This is all new to me, and Nikki is going to give kind of the story and I'm going to learn just as much as you. Unless you are one of those, you already know everything. If you already know, here's to you, meg thomas, shut the fuck up. If you're one of those that already know everything, fuck you. You can get out of here. Yes, you can get out of here, all right, nikki, tell about Meg.

Speaker 1:

We're gonna analyze Meg's life story and hate every fucking second of it. Let's go right now.

Speaker 5:

So here's to you, meg Thomas, the fast furious fuck you. No, that's not right.

Speaker 1:

Here. Let's fucking Okay. Let's yeah, there we go. Um, no, hang on, I fucked it all up. Hang on, this isn't working. Okay, let's play until end. There we go. A block does not exist. Why is it not? Okay, let's play until end there.

Speaker 1:

Rebellion rowdiness and daddy issues. Okay, here we go, there we go. I see, I fixed it. I fixed it. So this is called rebellion, rowdiness and daddy issues. I don't know what that means, but we're going to fucking find out. I assume she's got daddy issues. I don't know why, but anyway, nikki, tell us why.

Speaker 5:

Rebellion, rowdiness and daddy issues. Yeah, I already said that. So it all starts with Meg being a little tornado of chaos as a kid.

Speaker 1:

Okay, she's a bad kid For days, but no direction. Okay.

Speaker 5:

Just running around breaking shit and pissing off every adult in a five mile radius. Okay, her dad's out of the picture before she can even remember. I wonder why probably explain some of that reckless fuck the world energy? Okay mom's trying her best, but even she's like I can't keep up with this kid, okay, this then along come this.

Speaker 1:

This piece of shit kid won't stop being what most kids are, okay, uh, oh, oh, sorry about that. It was a. I was getting a phone call. I didn't know it was gonna ring to my uh computer, so anyway, I'm back. I am back. I forgot what we were talking. Oh, we were talking about shitty kids, right, um? So yeah, mega is Kids, right? So yeah, meg is a certified shitty kid. So now let's go. This shitty kid. What happens to the shitty kid Nikki?

Speaker 5:

Tell me, then along comes this athletic coach like yo. Instead of breaking windows or setting dumpsters on fire, why not break some track records?

Speaker 4:

Okay, why not?

Speaker 5:

Turns out Meg's a natural fast as hell, a real prodigy.

Speaker 6:

Okay, cool, she channels all that pent-up chaos into running.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, and suddenly she's the high school star with a college scholarship in her pocket. Oh wow, From rebel without a cause to golden girl Look at her all growing up and shit.

Speaker 1:

I love golden girls. Life says fuck Actually. Hey, can I actually hang on? I know this is I don't have a Golden Girls sound on my soundboard that I need. Do I have a Golden Girls? Thank you for being a friend.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, travel down, looking back the skin. This is the shit right here.

Speaker 1:

Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant. And if you threw a party? See, nobody knows the words to this fucking song but me. I've got it. Hang on, let me. How do I do this? Okay, shut up for a second. I'm working on it. I'm working on it while we're talking here. I am fucking working on it. Where is my fucking loop deck sound alert thing? I need to open it because I need to get this shit on my permanent fucking thing here, and it's not fucking opening. God damn it. Okay, well, that's not it. I'm going to have to fucking play it like this. Yeah, how many?

Speaker 3:

This is 15 seconds. It's a 15, 15, second song to learn yeah, your heart is true, bitch, you're a pet and a compliment.

Speaker 1:

What are these other ones? There's one called condoms.

Speaker 3:

Condoms Rose Condoms, condoms, condoms.

Speaker 1:

I can use that also. Hang on, what is this one? Not now, not now, ma Not now, ma. What's better?

Speaker 2:

late, better late than Blanche Pregnant Better late than pregnant.

Speaker 1:

Okay, that's actually pretty funny, okay, so Thank you for being. You know what.

Speaker 3:

I need to clip it down.

Speaker 1:

Hey, god shut up, it won't stop, okay, so there we go, all right. No, I don't even know what I was talking about. Oh, meg being, uh, going from shitty kid to golden girl. Okay, there we go. I need to back you up, nikki. So she becomes a track star and the pent-up chaos is is turned her into like a good uh, a good person. Okay, she's growing up and she's growing into herself, all right, uh, so that's that meg's life is looking up fuck your plans, my dad.

Speaker 5:

wait your plans, my da Wait. Fuck your plans, my da. What? When life says fuck your plans, my da. Okay, when life says fuck your plans. Life's got to throw a wrench in the works. Of course it does. Her mom falls ill. Oh, no Bad enough that Meg drops out of college before she even starts to take care of her.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so Meg drops out of college. Mom is sick, oh God is sick.

Speaker 3:

Oh God, next time on Candy Lips Offly. Meg's mom gets sick and she fucking drops out of college. How does she end up in the entity's realm? And also, does she ever get?

Speaker 1:

to watch the Golden Girls. We'll find out, fucking, next time. What am I doing with my life? I don't even know Alright. So what happens next? That's some heavy. What am I doing with my life? I don't even know, all right. So what happens next?

Speaker 5:

That's some heavy shit, and for a while Meg trades the track for hospital rooms and soup bowls. She still got that fire in her, but now she's running on fumes.

Speaker 1:

Oh no.

Speaker 5:

Stuck between being a caretaker and missing out on the life she thought she'd have.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so she's upset because she's had to give up everything to take care of her sick mom. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5:

You can't hate her for this part. I mean, that's some selfless shit, right. But here's the thing Meg's still Meg. That fire doesn't go out. Yeah, that's true, it just burns hotter One day she's like fuck it, I need to run, okay, and heads off into the woods. One of her long ass jogs.

Speaker 1:

Problem is she never comes back.

Speaker 5:

Search parties, missing posters, the whole deal, nothing, she's just gone. Oh no, the fog rolls in. Oh god, no, the fog is gonna get her.

Speaker 1:

Oh God. No, the fog is gonna get her, oh shit. So anyway, meg loses her shit, apparently, according to Nikki I don't even know if this is all right Loses her shit, runs away and they never find her. Okay, but why don't they ever fucking find her?

Speaker 5:

We'll find out now, and this is where Meg's story turns from hallmark drama to full-on horror flick.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 5:

Turns out, her disappearing act wasn't just bad luck or a bear attack. Nope, it was the fucking entity snatching her up because it saw all that untapped energy and was like mmm tasty and let's be real, meg's the perfect snack for that thing. All that hope, drive and defiance the entity's feasting like it's Thanksgiving dinner.

Speaker 1:

Because the entity right, doesn't? It feeds on human emotion, if I recall correctly, like, does it feed off like positive emotions and shit? I think. Hang on Nikki, hang on Nikki. What drives the entity? What is it all about about? Why does it care about people's energy? Okay, there we go.

Speaker 1:

I need to ask, because he's the resident expert, I'm not the expert on DVD, nikki is the expert on DVD. Okay, okay, let me just, I actually never, I've never really known. I know the entity has this realm that's like an amalgamation right of different things, that like different locations and shit. That's why the maps I did not know I was going to go this deep into the lore, stephen and the Lord, but that's why, like things you know and things you remember, you know, that's, uh, the final thoughts. The entity's a dick. That, oh God, the entity is a dick. Okay, here we go, let me. I'm going to, I need to, uh, I need to go to my here and I need to have, uh, we're we're going off topic, but I need to know what, what this is all about, what?

Speaker 5:

is the entity about? The big boss of this twisted ass realm, the real fucking puppet master pulling all the strings, yes, while the rest of us killers, survivors, everyone are just as little play thing.

Speaker 5:

Oh, okay, you want to know what drives this thing? No, us, everyone, are just this little plaything. Oh, okay, you want to know what drives this thing? No, buckle up, because it's a cosmic shit storm. That makes no sense but also makes all the sense in the world. What the hell is the entity? So the entity is not just some big old monster hanging out in the woods. Oh, it's not. Now, this thing's on a whole other level. Oh, it's an ancient otherworldly being.

Speaker 5:

Oh, it is like some Lovecraftian nightmare, crossed with a bad acid trick. Oh, lovecraftian, it doesn't have a form you can really understand. It doesn't the hooks? What the fog yeah the spider leg bullshit. That's just how it chooses to interact with us. Poor schmucks. Oh okay, it's little murder sandbox. Okay, so the entity's all about. So it okay, it's little murder sandbox, Okay, so the entity's all about.

Speaker 1:

So, okay, so we're seeing part of its form in the hooks, in the fucking little legs that kill you. Okay, so, that's Okay, right, so it's some kind of formless love-catholian being Gross.

Speaker 5:

One thing sustenance. It feeds on emotions. Okay, fear, hope, despair the whole goddamn buffet of human suffering.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so that's why it made such a shitty fucking game. Give me a hell yeah.

Speaker 3:

It's feeding off of our negative emotions.

Speaker 1:

That's what would created this fucking game. It knew that there was a world outside of the game and made the game for us to play and get pissed, and then we're helping. See, this is fucking. I'm connecting the dots here, this amazing it's got a refined fucking palette. Let me tell you okay, you tell me it's not just chomping on your garden variety.

Speaker 5:

Sadness or terror? It's not now. It wants the good shit oh good, high grade high octane emotions that come from people fighting for their lives or holding on to hope when everything's crumbling well there you go.

Speaker 1:

That would explain it. Meg is going through a lot, right, she's fucking, she's got passion, her mom is dying, she's just like you know. Uh, she just can't like deal with everything runs away and then supposedly that's when the entity gets her. So that's okay. So that's where we are. That's where we are Okay. Keep going, keep going.

Speaker 5:

But Meg ain't going down easy. Okay, Now she's running for her life in the fog, dodging killers, vaulting pallets and making every trial a goddamn nightmare for us. She's not running toward anything anymore. It's all about running from whatever's chasing her. But even in the fall she's still got her eyes on the prize Staying alive, no matter what. There you go, okay, so.

Speaker 1:

Nikki's gonna go into why. Meg's a pain in my ass.

Speaker 5:

Nikki's gonna go into why he hates her. Meg's got this whole. Never give up vibe and that's cool or whatever, but still sucky. But as a killer main she's the worst. She's fast, she's cocky and she's always one step ahead she's actually not one step ahead, but okay sprint burst bullshit okay, sprint burst bullshit every time I'm about to grab her, bam, she's off like a fucking rocket. I blink and she's halfway across the map laughing her ass off.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, teabagging usually Vault Queen, Okay.

Speaker 5:

Meg's got hops for days. She'll vault the same window 50 goddamn times while I'm stuck playing Ring Around the Rosie like an idiot. Three times Three. What the fuck, Vicky? That fucking energy. Whoa, she's got more stamina than a cheetah on cocaine. I can chase her all trial long and she'll still find the time to teabag me at the game.

Speaker 1:

Okay, there you go.

Speaker 5:

A runner's philosophy.

Speaker 1:

He changes his tone quite often. Here's the kicker.

Speaker 5:

Whoa, meg's not just running for her life, she's not. She's got this whole philosophy about it. Oh no, speed doesn't matter. She says it doesn't. I don't know if that's true. Yeah, okay, yeah, she is relentless. Okay, not really. Final thoughts, okay, final thoughts. She's out there, gliding through the fog, turning fear into fuel and making every killer look like a chump in the process.

Speaker 1:

Not really Final thoughts.

Speaker 5:

Meg's a menace. I don't know if Meg's that good. Meg's story is all about fighting back, pushing through and refusing to quit. It's admirable as hell, but as a killer I hate her. She's the kind of survivor that makes you Question your life choices, your bill bill and your sanity. Yeah, she's not that great. Most Meg players are terrible.

Speaker 5:

So, here's to you, Meg Thomas, the fast, furious, fuck you survivor that I can't help but respect, even if I want to slug you with a hatchet every chance I get. Now let's see how well that philosophy holds up when I'm the one setting the pace.

Speaker 1:

Nikki was a little too respectful. I did not.

Speaker 1:

What in the hell is this crap, but that's our deep dive on Meg. So it's interesting, though, the more we get into it, and I know there's another podcast out there where they talk about the lore and shit. I can't remember what it's called, but this is like the entity feeding and it's feeding off meg, and then like, why is it feeding off the other ones? And then the killers, I would assume, are the same way. Right that they've got strong emotions. Obviously they're killers, I don't. I mean, do killers have weak emotion? Why?

Speaker 6:

am I about?

Speaker 1:

this. That's Meg fucking Thomas and I've got to go back to our shitty songs. I didn't listen to the last version.

Speaker 3:

Y'all knew me sitting by the hook Talking survival lore.

Speaker 1:

Let's take a look. First off, the why. Why does it sound this way?

Speaker 3:

Can't fix a jam without falling down. Yeah, meg's next queen of the chase, always strength bursting all over the place. Okay, bags at the gate, like she's playing the game, but let me tell you kids, she's all okay, here we go. Oh man, yeah, I can do this. Ugh, I like this version better. I had to do it again. Wait, jake has dad issues too.

Speaker 1:

Is that?

Speaker 3:

right.

Speaker 1:

Okay, there we go. That one's better, that one's better, that one's better. I'll take that, I'll take that one. But those earlier, oh, the rap rock, that was the worst. That was one of the worst I have ever made, I think, because it wasn't rap rock, it wasn't even. It was neither rap nor rock. And that's going to lead into our final segment of the day. I don't know who we go over next. That'll be the thing. I'm going to spin a wheel or something, so we can figure out what survivor that we're going to talk about next time. I don't think it's going to be next week, but we'll have another one sooner or later. I don't even know what to call that segment. Like talking shit survivor fuck, I don't know. Anyway, our last segment of the day. Wait, wrong one. Where is it? I can never tell where it is.

Speaker 3:

Here we go. That's it. This is it, our last segment of the day. Oh, you know it, I never blow these into the sun. You notice that? What if I got a floor? Work, let me get a floor in here. Let me go forward here. Let me go forward. I'm going to do it. Yeah, here we go. I've never. Yeah, okay, here we go. This is I've never. Yeah, okay, here we go. Are you in some random-ass barn talking rec? You bitch. Are you in some random-ass barn talking fucking rec? You bitch. I like that. It says random-ass barn. Or sitting in a hot tub in goddamn Munich. Or sitting in a hot tub in goddamn Munich, you bastards. Here we go. Where the fuck are the viewers from? Where are you from, bitch? Where are you from bitch? I'm worldwide famous. Better hit that, subscribe, smash that button, bitch. Yeah. And then we got a guitar solo. Here we go, yeah, see, you didn't even know this was here. Yeah, there we go. There, see, that's it right there.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I dig that. All right, so we've got the viewers. I've got to thank some new people here. We had, you know, as we talked about last week, we have penetrated every continent that matters here, yes.

Speaker 3:

Thank you for that. You're a continent. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to look and see Thanks to people here, maybe that. Okay, there we go. So Edmonton, alberta, I think I framed you. I fucking framed you. What the fuck did I just say what the I framed you. You have been formally franked, fucking. Edmonton, alberta, just got franked. Downsview, ontario we talked about that with swift. Kick. Calhoun, georgia. Thank you again. Angle, englewood, colorado. Thank you, al Ain City. Altamonte Springs, thank you, rome, georgia, flushing, michigan.

Speaker 1:

We've talked about a lot of these guys, but they keep coming by. Stuttgart, in Braden-Wurtenberg, thank you. We're going to go over some of these. Seattle, washington, little Elm, texas, baku City, phoenix, arizona, pulva we already talked about you, I'm not talking about you again. Jasper, indiana. And, by the way, I want to mention, if we go through everything, remember I told you that we have a tie Actually this might've been on one of the episodes I recorded, but didn't say we have a tie on the most downloads in a city with Dublin. Dublin was number one, but actually is about to be dethroned by Pittsburgh, pennsylvania, and then in third place right behind that is Atlanta, atlanta, georgia. Thank you guys. You are the top three, by the way, if you want to go down a couple more we've got.

Speaker 3:

Number four is Jasper. This is a little feng shui. This is like random fucking music.

Speaker 1:

No stop. Okay, we've got Jasper, indiana, and then we have Newark, delaware at number five rounding out the top five. Anyway, guys, I want to thank you, but this week we're going to go over a place that I guarantee you I am going to hate and I'm not at all excited about it. And you know, nikki is becoming a bigger and bigger part of our show. Just because I have a lot of fun, I think it's ridiculous. Some of the stuff he says.

Speaker 1:

Tell me two good things I can't even pronounce this one Well, I probably can pronounce it things and five bad things about this place. Curse a lot, and don't censor the spellings of the words. That bitch. Also. Talk about the province itself, okay, and mention what killer, what survivor mains might act like there. There we go, might act like there. Yes, that's what I want. Okay, this is gonna give me some shit. All right, don't know, okay, so let me, let me get his response. I'll plug it into the little speech thing. Uh, okay, oh, no, oh, god Lord, oh, this is awful, this is fucking awful. I'm not actually very Ooh, ooh, okay, okay, we gotta be careful here. I didn't read it, by the way. I did not read it and I'm actually a little worried. Um, okay, hang on, hang on. Uh, I have to delete some stuff because it didn't paste right. Okay, here we go. We are talking about the city of I believe it's called Salaberry-de-Valleyfield, which is in Quebec, one of my least favorite cities on the planet.

Speaker 4:

What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

You know how I feel about French Canadians, but now we need to know how Nikki feels. Feels, nicky, educate me on this shithole. It's quiet. He has to think. Two good things, five bad things, alright you wanna know about Salaberry de Valleyfield?

Speaker 5:

eh, here's the lowdown. No sugar coating. I wanna know. Two good things, good things. Waterfront charm. This place ain't called the Venice of Quebec for nothing. With Lake St Francis, rivers and canals, it's a paradise for boaters and outdoor nuts. Okay, bonjour, quebec, affordable living, affordable living.

Speaker 4:

The cost of living here is 11% lower than the Quebec average.

Speaker 5:

Okay, so your bucks stretch further, which ain't too shabby.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so it's cheap to live there. It's cheap to live anywhere in quebec, because who wants to fucking live there? Yes, I've got. I need more negative sounds for quebec. That's not okay. I wonder if I go to that, that place where I got the golden girls theme, and I type in like quebec, if it's going to give me something? Quebec, I need a good sound. Oh, that's Harry Potter.

Speaker 6:

What the putain de Saint Simonac, of Jelly Bean, of Saint Mouffet, of fucking Fruit Loop Call. This is this tabarnak. I tourne le coin and look at this.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what that means, but I love it.

Speaker 3:

The film est incroyable.

Speaker 1:

See, I can't, I really don't even like it.

Speaker 3:

Hey, dude, you know where I can park my car.

Speaker 2:

I was riding my Ford Charis on Saint Laurent. I was already riding my Ford.

Speaker 3:

Charis on Saint Laurent, I can see a Canadian race. The French guy is crazy about foreigners. What the fuck is this?

Speaker 6:

What the fucking St? What the fucking St, putain of jelly bean, of of fucking fruit loop call. This is this tabarnak.

Speaker 1:

look at this. I don't know what any of that mean. I know what some of those words mean, obviously, because they're English, but that other one, I have no fucking idea what's going on. Alright, nicky, tell, okay, we've said the two good things, it's nice, it looks pretty and it's what's going on. All right, nikki tell okay, we've said the two good things, it's nice, it looks pretty and it's a boating place, and then also, it's cheap to live. So let's go to the five fucking bad things. I want to know five bad things about Salah Dabali, fucky or whatever it is.

Speaker 5:

Go Area vibes. Five bad things, Okay. What are the bad things? Lousy amenities, oh okay. Don't expect a ton of shops or services nearby. Okay, the place is kind of barren when it comes to conveniences.

Speaker 1:

Okay, not a lot of shit Crappy commute options, public transit, forget about it.

Speaker 5:

Only 0.7% of folks use it, so you're stuck driving everywhere.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so they don't use a bus which I don't know if they can use buses there just due to educational issues, shitty schools.

Speaker 5:

Oh, they have shitty schools. The high school grad rate is 73%, which is 10% lower than the Quebec average 73% Not exactly top-notch education.

Speaker 1:

God damn dude. That means 27% of kids drop out of high school.

Speaker 5:

That's fucking awful 27% of kids drop out of high school. That's fucking awful. Top market employment opportunities ain't great with a median household income 15% lower than the Quebec average. Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

So the income is lower, the schools are worse. Nobody uses the fucking public transit. There's not a lot of shops.

Speaker 5:

Services suck. Health and safety services are rated poorly. So don't get sick or expect quick emergency responses about Quebec. Quebec's got a rich history. Don't get sick.

Speaker 1:

If you're a dumbass kid, don't get sick, can't get a job, can't ride the boat.

Speaker 5:

But you can ride a fucking boat. French influence that makes it stand out from the rest of Canada. The province is big on preserving its language and culture, sometimes butting heads with federal policy. I'm already bored of Quebec Survivor mentality. Yes, quebecers are a resilient bunch. Quebecers Is that what they're called. They've held on to their unique identity through centuries of change. In tough times, they band together, leaning on community and tradition to get by. Survivors here are likely to be resourceful, sticking to their roots and supporting one another.

Speaker 1:

There you go the straight dope on Salaberry de Valleyfield.

Speaker 5:

I don't want to.

Speaker 1:

Nikki, shut the fuck up, I'm trying to talk. Okay, so that that was fucking Salaberry de Valleyfield in Quebec. I was not excited about that at all, but there you go. Thank you for stopping by.

Speaker 3:

Where the fuck are the viewers from? They'll probably never come back. They're not coming back. Who's tuning in to this? Who's tuning in? Who is tuning in? Or some fucking TV show? What are you doing there? Or?

Speaker 1:

are you streaming from the iPhone tower? No, they're not on the iPod, but they're close. Apparently they're from St Mary's Day, quebec or fucking whatever.

Speaker 1:

Okay so, guys, that's it. I'll probably this week I'll be streaming. I'm going to try to get a regular schedule. I need to fix my soundproofing. That's going to be my next big project. I'm getting this vinyl fucking I think it's called mass loaded vinyl to put on the wall from my office to the living room, because I bother my wife when I scream and I'm trying to fix that. So I'm going to buy some. I'm going to redo this wall paint over it. I've got to fucking hang it some. I'm going to redo this wall paint over it. Uh, I've got a fucking hang in. It's heavy as shit Like the wall. It's like a hundred pounds of vinyl to hang on this wall. And they say you want to hang it like one or two pieces. So if I don't kill myself, then we're going to be on a on a good note there. So, anyway, that's it, guys. Uh, thanks for by Satan DaValleyField, robinson, hotsauce. Thank you for coming by. What the fuck.

Speaker 4:

Satan, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you next time oh wait, let's push it again.

Speaker 3:

What?

Speaker 4:

What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. Toxic teacher and camping and suffering Bitch.

Speaker 3:

He's a Toxic. You dumb motherfucker. He's a toxic, toxic teacher. He's a toxic.

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