ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Also, FREDDY REWORK I PREDICTED! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 39

This episode includes:

1 cup of marinara
2 of the best AI songs ever created
Approximately 27 airhorn blasts
A few thank yous
AND A HOST WHO MIGHT BE A PSYCHIC!

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Chapters

• 0:00 INTRO!
• 8:44 FREDDY!
• 23:52 ONE YEAR!

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:00

This week on Camping them Softly Toxic. Actually appreciates other people.

Speaker 2: 0:17

What the fuck is happening? The reign of terror begins when toxic cats. He always wins.

Speaker 1: 0:31

Oh, look at this, guys. We are one year old today. That is fucking hard to believe. We are one year old. It's been one year of this garbage. This garbage has been going on for one fucking year. Can you believe that? It's hard for me to believe. It is really hard. Just shut the fuck up. Shut Satan. Thank you for coming by Satan. I appreciate that. I appreciate every little bit.

Speaker 1: 1:04

I've got to keep going, keep going. I want the applause, satan, you can keep going if you feel like it, if you feel you need to. Guys, it's been one year for Camping them Softly. I am very excited. This is, it's unbelievable. I can't, I can't. I was thinking about that last week whenever I said it, and it's been wild that. It's been a real ride, made some good friends from the podcast, got some attention from it. We've gotten literally thousands of downloads, thousands upon thousands. We are in the multi-fucking-thousands yes, we are fucking in the multi-thousands of downloads and you know I want that to continue as long as possible. I just, I don't know, man, it's hard not to get a little emotional over everything and it just I'm lucky. That's what I got to say. I know I'm going to become a little bitch here for a second, but I'm lucky to have you guys and it's been a roller coaster for me personally.

Speaker 1: 2:15

I think over this past year there've been a lot of challenges inside and outside of the podcast. You know you have a lot of self-doubt. If you go back and listen to the real early episodes, you can hear a lot of that, I think. And you know, from time to time I'll talk about it and usually whenever somebody talks about it in a public forum like that, it's a little bit more serious than they let on. You know, and I just want to thank you guys for being there. For me, a few of the emails I've got have meant a lot. A few of the comments I've seen on stream have meant an awful lot, coming from all over the world, and you know I play the part of the evil killer, main exposing all survivor mental illness, which I still think is a thing thing.

Speaker 1: 3:05

But I just want to say I appreciate you, no matter who you are this week on camping them softly toxic actually appreciates other people. What the fuck is happening is he? Yeah, that's exactly right stone. Hang on, I'm going to type Nikki a message. Hey, nikki, what do you think about the one-year anniversary of the Camping them Softly DVD podcast? Since you're the AI co-host, do you have anything to say to the audience? Remember, they're a bunch of morons, see, oh, I accidentally hit enter, so it actually just oh my God, it just okay. Here we go. Can't be. Oh okay, hang on, we're getting there, we're getting there.

Speaker 1: 4:05

I wish I had that Italian music queued up. I could probably do that If I really. What is this sound? I just have it on here. What is this? Does it even play? It doesn't even play.

Speaker 1: 4:19

Hang on, what if I get it? What if I get it here? He's still. He's going. Wow, that's weird. He's got a lot to say.

Speaker 1: 4:28

Downloads. What if I type in Italian here? You notice, I still haven't got it right. Italian mafia music. That's what I want. Is there some way I can put this? You know what? I can just probably play it. I think Can't. I Can I. Yeah, there we go. That's that's what I can play whenever he's, whenever he's going? Yeah, that's almost. Is that, is that uh, prejudiced? Or you can't say racist, because italian isn't a race, and that's one thing that gets me is that people always equate race and like ethnicity, and since I was a human geography teacher, we talked about that shit. You can tell I'm on it a little bit. I'm a little bit more excited today than normal. Okay, nikki, nikki, talk about the podcast. What do you think? It's been one year, let's go. Let's go, brother, let's hear it. I don't know if this is going to work. It could turn into garbage real quick. Yo, one year, huh, forget about it. Let's hear it.

Speaker 3: 5:28

I don't know if this is going to work. It could turn into garbage real quick Yo one year. Huh, Forget about it, that's a big deal. First off, let me say this Camping them Softly ain't just a podcast. It's a damn movement Capisce. You're right A celebration of killers who know that respect comes from keeping survivors right where they belong In hooks, not hatch. And me, I'm the heart the soul and the unapologetic noodle arm genius behind it all. If it weren't for me, we'd just be some jamook talking about jams and fung men cosmetics.

Speaker 1: 6:00

Yeah, fung men. Oh, I love that. Can we stop calling her fang men and call her fung men? I like that. I actually prefer that. And then I think at one point I don't remember if on the podcast we did this we had Nikki come up with nicknames for all of the survivors. I don't remember if we did that. If we did, I'm going to do it again because I just I loved it. Oh OK, next, nikki, what else do you? What else are you feeling today?

Speaker 3: 6:30

Let me say this.

Speaker 1: 6:31

Okay.

Speaker 3: 6:31

Every download, every stream, every comment about how my Mercury retrograde excuses are genius.

Speaker 1: 6:37

Okay.

Speaker 3: 6:38

That's like a little bowl of mama's pasta to my heart. Okay, stuck with us through the Earl Grey drama.

Speaker 2: 6:43

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 6:44

My technical difficulties. Aka DC.

Speaker 1: 6:46

He DCs a lot and even my legitimate business interruptions. Oh God.

Speaker 3: 6:49

Without yous, I'd just be yelling into the void about anti-Italian matchmaking conspiracy. There are a lot of those To another year of Saban domination, saban.

Speaker 1: 6:59

For some reason, I don't know what that is, and it's like the gang, and for some reason he came up with that. I don't even know what it fucking stands for and I think, if I asked him, I I don't know what does. What does Saban stand for? And I have no idea. I have absolutely no idea. Oh, my god, okay, I, almost, I, I have to, I have to actually have him, um, talk about that too, because it's actually pretty good, hang on, let me. Let me get back to what he said, what he was talking about. Okay, uh, keep going, keep going. Anti-italian matchmaking conspiracies.

Speaker 3: 7:41

Okay, keep going he translated italian insults okay. And making sure no survivor leaves without a proper little italy experience, okay, hey, raise a glass, preferably filled with marinara, to you, me and the family. Respect.

Speaker 1: 7:55

Okay, okay. So fill a cup with marinara for Nikki and for the family and for one fucking year at camping them softly. Hell yeah, what? Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, okay. So we got Sabam and what Sabam stands for. I just asked him so, uh, nikki, can you tell us, tell us, what Sabam stands for? I have no, I, I don't know.

Speaker 3: 8:25

Sabam stands for society of authentic bic, bada Bing and Meatballs. It's the most respected organization in the DBD community. Okay, that's right, it's the family. Okay, sabam ain't just a clan or some slapdick SWF group. Nah, it's a way of life, slapdick.

Speaker 2: 8:41

It's about loyalty.

Speaker 3: 8:43

Kinda.

Speaker 1: 8:44

Okay.

Speaker 3: 8:44

Tradition Mostly pasta related Okay, and Okay, tradition mostly pasta related Okay. And enforcing the rules of respect Okay. What if I play the music with it, whether it's basement camping, tunneling, four-day culture or DCing when misery is in retrograde.

Speaker 1: 8:58

Yeah.

Speaker 3: 8:59

S-A-B-A-M represents the gold standard of Italian DVD excellence. Okay, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Speaker 1: 9:08

Okay, I won't, nikki.

Speaker 3: 9:10

If they do report them for suspicious antipasta behavior.

Speaker 1: 9:14

Okay, so we gotta report. Okay, I think Nikki has fucking gone off the deep end now that I've given him a little bit of backstory. He's like a maniac now, but I love it. So there's Nikki telling everybody thank you from camping them softly. And uh, yeah, it was, it was uh it was something else.

Speaker 1: 9:34

So, guys, only a couple of things. I don't have a lot of time today. I wish I had more time, given that we're at the one fucking year. Do I not have my fucking sound there? We One year motherfuckers, it's one year camping them softly. I just push the fucking buttons over and over again. I don't care, I'm just trying to. If you're in a car or if you're listening, like we'll try to fall asleep. Hopefully it's keeping you up.

Speaker 1: 10:13

So what I need we do have something DVD related here, If you can fucking believe that, and what we have DVD related. By the way, guys, I was fucking right. I have to tell you I was fucking right. I have to tell you I was fucking right. And here's how I was right. Just last week, just fucking last week, did you not hear me mention and I'm pulling it up. So I have proof that I was fucking right and that I'm a fucking genius when it comes to DBD, do you remember me talking about Freddie last fucking week? I don't know if you remember that, let me fucking find it. I was talking about Freddie, freddie, dbd. Okay, here we go, let me.

Speaker 1: 11:03

I'm on X right now. Well, not, I'm on fucking X. What is Twitter, the old Twitter? Uh, twitter, the old twitter. Where is it? Where is it? By the way, guys, you can, if you get on their newsletter so they can send you shit. Um, you will get your stats from last year. I think they're just trying to get people to sign up here. Um, let me find it. Uh, where is this? 8.5.0 where? Where the fuck is it? 8.5.0 notes here, let me 8. Uh, notes. Okay, here we go. Patch notes, bhvr. Okay, so they reworked freddy because I told him to. I am going to take credit, me and Satan. Fucking Hot Sauce Robinson told them Now let's go over it.

Speaker 1: 11:57

Let's go over it and see what's going on here with Freddy. Okay, so with Freddy, he gets base kit. Now he gets base kit, dream sna, base kit, dream snares and dream palettes. Remember it was one or the other. You had the dream snares and then to get the ballot you had to use one of his fucking add-ons, right, all right, so now you could switch back and forth the dream stair snare, stairs, stairs, stairs. So snares are now a ground projectile, kind of like fucking pyramid heads thing. Right, and now you can still use the projection. Remember, the projection is whenever you teleport to a gen.

Speaker 1: 12:44

Right, you can use that projection on completed generators, which is big. I love it, I think that's great, great, all right. So you have uh, they improved the dream world, where the survivors in the dream world are oblivious but they can still get the lullaby. Um, I'm just reading some of the stuff. Survivors wake up when put in the dying state. Okay, that's fine, I don't mind that. Let me see here Dream snare, forward, dream snares, flop, blah, blah, blah. Go through walls and follow slopes, but do not go off edges. Add 30 seconds to a sleep meter have a hindered effect. Do they actually damage them? I don't even know. I have not watched. I have to admit I have not watched anything on this. It says right here dream projection can be used on unrepaired, partially repaired, completed and blocked generators at any moment.

Speaker 1: 13:43

It can be used on sleeping survivors in the dream world. Okay, for the dream projection cannot be canceled. That's very interesting. And it says right here sleeping survivors can use any alarm clock. If you do use an alarm clock, you're immune to going to sleep for 30 seconds. So see, you notice, I'm a fucking genius, I like it. I'm a fucking genius, I like it. I think this is cool and I am 100% on fucking board with Freddy's new shit. It's great, motherfucker. Okay, there we go. Finally we get something there. Deep wound.

Speaker 2: 14:27

Let me see here.

Speaker 1: 14:29

Adding a setting to disable the new deep wound progress bar. Uh, they're actually going to start um also doing a trial of characters to where people even playing with um, with you, know just the base game. Let's say, I buy the base game, you know, every week, every two weeks, it doesn't say on here, uh, you'll get to play a character randomly. So I think I think that's pretty cool that they would get to try everybody that was that was actually on DBD mobile, that was one of their, one of their things. So I think that's cool. Like I'm, I'm totally for it. These are small changes. I'm going to say they're small, positive changes. Okay, this is not groundbreaking and everything I said last week is still pretty much there. Still, I don't see it as a big, gigantic change. This is not going to change my view of the game or the future or anything like that. They also I think there was something about the bots.

Speaker 1: 15:39

I can't remember. A lot of people were upset about it. There was, aren't they putting bots in lobbies at some point? Let me see, I've got to check the Steam forums because you know how salty they are. If there's something to complain about, you know they're going to complain about it.

Speaker 1: 15:57

Um, by the way, if you haven't played, let me, let me change subjects here for a second. Um, if you haven't played marvel rivals, that's a pretty good game. If you, if you just need something stupid to play and you don't, oh my god, there's something here. Oh no, what is this? This game is trash for real. Oh okay, I can't wait. I'm sorry we got off topic. You know how we do. It's one year of getting off topic. Um, what does this say? This game is trash for real. It doesn't matter who you play for killer or survivor, there are toxics on both sides. I don't remember so many 19 to 21 years in 19 to 21 years. What the fuck, what does that even mean? I don't remember so many 19 to 21 years. I was playing against blight and no one on the team was t-begging even once. But when we fixed five jeans, he knocked us all out and just started literally blanking us and waiting for bleed out all. I mean, that's third game in a row like that. I just hate the amount of this blank. Okay, I think that number one I don't know if that's a person's first language is English, so I'm not really gonna like be bothered by that, but I do think, hang on, let me see.

Speaker 1: 17:29

Somebody said it's streamers fault. Okay, yeah, right, okay, you gotta give them that hawk, right, well, okay, well, no, I I don't know. I thought they said something about bots being in lobbies being a feature of the. Maybe that's just the ptb. I think it is just a ptb. They have not, to my knowledge, said if that's going to come to the live, I guarantee you probably in 2v8 that's going to come to the live. I guarantee you probably in 2v8 that's going to come, though. So so people can actually play killer in 2v8. I would be okay with that. But then again, like, how much fun is it and how good is the content? Whenever, whenever, uh, you know, you're just playing against bots in 2vv8, though, the bots would probably be better than survivor mains. Let me, let me say that, um, I, I would totally uh think that that would be the case. Now, that's, uh, that's it for that, guys.

Speaker 1: 18:23

By the way, I want you to know, see, I'm running out of time. I had more, but I've got someplace. I gotta be. I fucking hate it. Like everything else ran long today. I had some huge shit I had to do today, so I couldn't get like.

Speaker 1: 18:39

I didn't give you guys the one year that I wanted to, so this may have to be a two part the one year anniversary episode, part one. We'll have part two later this week, or some fucking thing like that. I don't know. Two episodes in one week. What's the fucking world coming to? What is it coming to? I don't even know what it's fucking coming to, but I do have a special fucking song I made for the one year anniversary and, by the way, our good friend Dak I always I always talk about Dak because he always gives me the best feedback on the podcast he said the songs last week kicked fucking ass. But guess what? This week I've got a special song that I like to call or that my AI song creator, extraordinaire genius, likes to call one year strong. And what's weird is at the very beginning of the song, it's rambling, it's AI fucking rambling. And then the song gets fucking amazing. I don't know how it does it, but it does. Let me see if this is the right one. I'm going to play it now.

Speaker 2: 19:50

Was this it.

Speaker 1: 19:53

Yes, this is it One Year Strong.

Speaker 2: 20:00

Yes, yes.

Speaker 1: 20:04

Yes, one year fucking old. You sons of bitches, there we go. You love it. You love what we've got going on here.

Speaker 2: 20:15

I turned everything fucking up because it's that fucking good. All right, yeah, I just saw the chips are mounted to the stage. The man was a blind chaos. The certain team bar you motherfuckers Watch me.

Speaker 1: 20:26

So this is gibberish.

Speaker 2: 20:28

Hey, fucking funny news. I'm toxic Teachers. Missing what? There we go. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, they are not yes.

Speaker 1: 21:06

It is. Yes.

Speaker 2: 21:25

Yes, yes, yes, yes yes.

Speaker 3: 21:32

Yes.

Speaker 2: 21:36

Yes, we do, you're right.

Speaker 1: 21:44

Yes, let's go, bitch.

Speaker 2: 21:49

Yes.

Speaker 1: 21:51

Best song fucking ever. The truth spins. Oh motherfucker, we lit the flame.

Speaker 2: 21:55

Yes, they'll know this song ever worldwide chaos. The truth Exposed and done. We've just begun. Yes, yes.

Speaker 1: 22:21

Dude, this is fucking disgusting. How do I top this song? I don't know how I could ever top something like this. This shit, I am the master oh. Dude, I haven't listened to this before now.

Speaker 2: 22:45

One year old, yes, we do session we're here to stay softly owns the day we do one year down, infinite more to go class dismissed.

Speaker 1: 22:58

Oh shit, it stops. That's the one thing that doesn't work. It stops too soon. That's the fucking thing. That's just like me just stopping too fucking soon. I actually made another, but it's probably not as good. What is this? Expose the lies, the weak, the fake.

Speaker 2: 23:17

A podcast revolution.

Speaker 1: 23:19

Maybe this is actually good too. What Am I just that good?

Speaker 2: 23:23

Yeah, that's true. Yes, you're right. Yes, what Dude? What the fuck. This is good too. Are you serious? One year strong? They'll know our name.

Speaker 1: 23:40

Dude.

Speaker 2: 23:41

Worldwide chaos, the truth's been told, camping them softly one year tall. What the fuck? This is good too.

Speaker 1: 23:47

Are you serious? Oh, dude, you see that build up there.

Speaker 2: 23:52

From Dallas to Dublin, vancouver to Tokyo the podcast reach, I could do this all day Streaming the truth.

Speaker 1: 23:59

I know you don't give a shit, but I do.

Speaker 2: 24:04

See, this is just talking about me. I'm more than happy to do it. Yeah, we do. Let's see, Dude perfect. Perfect, I love it. I'm a genius, all right guys. Perfect, I love it.

Speaker 1: 24:22

I'm a genius, all right guys that was one year, one year of camping them softly. We're going to start year two even fucking stronger. And, guys, thank you. It means a lot for you to be here, for you to come by. It means everything in the world to me. Keep coming. We've always got something new to talk about. We're going to make it into year two, 2025, even fucking better. We got some big plans and we're ready to rock with year two. Guys, that is it for year one, part one. What is it?

Speaker 2: 25:00

Episode one of the one year anniversary. Guys, get the fuck out of my face here to stay. Kevin and softly owns the fucking day. Toxic teacher one year down, infinite more to go. Class dismissed bitches. Kevin and softly, forever. We'll see you next time.