Ep. 53 - FNaF Deep Dive! "Anthony, You Little Sh*t"! DbD 9th Anniversary and Gondolas!

Anthony. Anthony?! ANTHONY!!
The name echoes through Episode 53 like a haunted soundboard in hell. Welcome back to Camping Them Softly, the most unhinged Dead by Daylight podcast this side of the Entity’s basement.

This week, Toxic completely loses his mind attempting to read an AI-generated 13-page Five Nights at Freddy’s lore dissertation—live on air. Meanwhile, Nicky A.I. Dente launches a digital mafia plot to hijack BHVR’s Support-a-Creator program and rigs a gondola trap to take down Ghostface in Vancouver.

We also:

• Break down the DBD 9th Anniversary Patch, including anti-camping, MMR overhaul, and the cursed return of Chaos Shuffle.
• Expose the real lore behind Springtrap (aka animatronic veal).
• Debate the legality of adult bucket hats.
• And invent a new music genre: Militant Chamber Disco.

🔪 Nicky’s Body Count – Episode 53: “Anthony, You Little Sh*t”

• 3 children murdered in FNaF lore, relayed gleefully
• 1 Ghostface AI trained on kombucha and passive-aggressive eye contact
• 2 missed calls that triggered a full mom meltdown
• 1 animatronic that moonwalked into a poutine stand
• 5 unwearable medium t-shirts that sparked a fashion crisis
• 1 saboteur gondola incident at Grouse Mountain
• 1 support-a-creator scheme turned into a mafia racketeering plan
• 14 soundboard-related psychological breakdowns
• 1 new genre created: “Militant Chamber Disco”
• 0 fog whisperer invitations (shocker)
• ∞ survivor mains offended, confused, or driven off entirely
• 35 screamings of “Anthony!”

This is the worst episode we’ve ever made. Which means it’s probably the best.

Check me out everywhere!

https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher

Chapters

• 0:00 INTRO!
• 15:00 FNaF (ew)!
• 54:35 9TH ANNIVERSARY UPDATES!
• 1:10:02 SUPPORT A CREATOR!
• 1:40:00 WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE VIEWERS FROM?
• 1:53:32 MILITANT WHAT????

Transcript

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Toxic Teacher
 Hey, check it out. It is me, everyone. The toxic teacher. Let me find my sound. See, I wasn't ready. I should have been ready.

[00:00:12:03 - 00:03:24:06]
Toxic Teacher
 I should have been ready, but I wasn't. This is episode and see, I'm not even ready. I don't even know what episode it is. This is 53 53 53 53. What is okay. So I haven't, I haven't, I still haven't gotten the new soundboard down, but I'm working on working on. So for those of you who don't know, this is the second most popular DVD podcast in on the planet, which in the, in the galaxy, really, because we don't know of any others. So that's we're galaxy wide and yeah. So there's that. And number one, I'm coming for you. I don't know when that's going to happen, but with the help of my legions of adoring teenage women, I don't know. I don't know why. Although I did look into it by the way, I did look into it and I did figure out, did figure out by the way that no accidentally hit the button, but don't worry. I can fart them into submission with perfect. Okay. See, I haven't figured that part out. I had to like stop it once it starts. It stings. I don't know if you guys remember that from dumb and dumb or anyway, this is the camping them softly. The dead by daylight podcast for the rest of us, for those of us who are the rabble in society. We are the bottom of the barrel here. So if you are refined, if you are cultured, if you are highly educated, you might want to leave, especially if you're British, that's this is an anti British podcast and you could quote me on that. And that's probably not going to get me that fog whispers status, but that's the way it goes. So, you know, I'm willing to give that up. I think at the beginning I wanted to, and then I well, no, because then they'd have to put me in that fucking, you know, in the box right there. Why can't even say things like, fucking, I, I can't what it played part of the sound. And why is it not playing the whole sound like that? That's the thing. See, and that's another thing on camping them softly is we still have not gotten all of our audio audio issues fixed. See, do you hear me turning up the volume on the fucking thing? Okay. Let's try one more time. Uh, do, do, do, don't, what's his name? The guy from the Oh, sexy girl. There we go. Okay. So we got, I'm, I'm, I'm working here. I'm, I'm doing my best man. This is, I work full time. That's I have a full time job. I podcast when, when I feel like it, whenever I can. And that's that this is life. This is an adult fucking life. And I'm yes, you can cheer for the adult fucking life. And at some point we're going to talk about dead by daylight after I deal with all of the other dumb bullshit like that. You see what I did there? Oh, I did it. Perfect. It like ended. Okay. See, that's the thing. I need to make that sound longer. Like the silence, perfect. I'm a fucking genius here. That is what I am.

[00:03:24:06 - 00:03:25:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Give me a hell yeah.

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Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

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Toxic Teacher
 Thank you. So thank you. Thank you. By the way, guys, you probably heard whenever we open the show, we, you heard some new theme song like that is the new music model. It is making gold as far as theme songs go. And I know I'm off topic and some of you guys are like, when are we going to talk about fucking the 12 year olds that are listening right now? Number one, if you're 12, you should be listening as fucking thing. Your parents should be, but you shouldn't be. You should be in bed right now. I don't know what time it is there, but you need to go to fucking bed because you need to sleep because you're probably an asshole anyway. So where was I going with all of this?

[00:04:13:05 - 00:04:57:00]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. Probably an alien too. I don't fucking know. This is going to be off the chain, by the way. So we have, we have so much to talk about. Like I can't get to it all. I physically, emotionally, spiritually, metaphysically, epistemologically, how does he use these big words? Does he even know what they mean? The correct answer is no, I don't. I'm looking around so I can actually, is that music still playing? It's, it sounds ominous as he looks for a pen. There's, there's been no podcast where looking for a pen has been this fucking is there a pen in here? Is that okay? I need to, okay. Here we go. I can't turn the fucking thing off.

[00:04:58:12 - 00:04:59:11]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. Perfect.

[00:05:00:14 - 00:05:10:00]
Toxic Teacher
 God shit. Okay. What if I push the button again? There we go. Okay. Well, that was easy. I wonder if I do this thing. Can I fart it into submission and then push about it again?

[00:05:14:00 - 00:05:47:17]
Toxic Teacher
 There it is. Perfect. You see, I'm a fucking genius here. And I've also like a couple of people and mentioned the background, the lack of background music on the episode. So I was trying to figure away, it'd take me four hours to fucking edit the podcast because I would put the background music in after the fact. And I don't know if you guys noticed some episodes, it was fucking loud as shit. And then another one, you couldn't even hear it, which it's an audio nightmare. I am not an audio editor. I'm barely, I'm barely a functioning human being. That's I'm, I'm still trying to get to that point.

[00:05:49:12 - 00:06:18:19]
Toxic Teacher
 Exactly. So I think I've got it. I was using my, my boy chat GPT obviously to give me like, what should the levels be? That's what, that's what Chad GPT is good for. Like whenever I'm recording, how, how loud should this fucking be? You know, this and that. You need to learn how to use AI by the way, or else you will be unemployed for the rest of your life. That that's just a thing. And you're thinking, why is he talked about 27 subjects? And that's because I took my medicine today. Anyway,

[00:06:20:01 - 00:06:44:17]
Toxic Teacher
 back to it. I think I've got it to where I can have a background music in my ear as I'm recording the podcast, give it a little energy. You know what I mean? So, so we've got something, I can turn it off and on and just do whatever if I don't like the song. So the NC we've got like, we've got that right there. And that's like the second one.

[00:06:44:17 - 00:06:48:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

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Toxic Teacher
 See, there you go. And then I can bring it down. It's like in the background, right? Yeah. There we go. We've got a, we've got a little bit of something there. So anyway, guys, I mean, okay, so we got to get serious. You got to shut the fuck up. I've got to get on task here. I've got my handy pen so I can take notes, so I can remind myself so I can somewhat stay on task. It always looks like that, that Charlie day meme, you know, with all this, the strings coming off the fucking walls and stuff. And I've got to turn my ringer on because I might be getting a phone call here in a minute. Why are you getting phone calls? You son of a bitch. You're supposed to be paying attention to us. Well, I'm doing my very best. Okay, there we go. So if you hear a phone ring, that's me. I've got some calls I got to take cause I'm important as fucking toxic empire does not run itself. Okay. So we've got some, we've got some news that we got to go over. We've got big stuff. We've got the five nights at Freddy's bullshit. We got the ninth fucking anniversary, the thing that we've got to talk about. And then we've got, I'm going to have to turn my mic down. I notice I'm a little too loud and it might be clipping a little bit. So if you hear a little like that, that's, that's me not doing my job well. Um, and not doing what the chat thing told me to do. Anyway, let's get back to something interesting. Well, to you to the 12 year old there that should be in bed, but it's not in bed is that we're going to talk five nights at Freddy's. I know nothing about this shit. No, I don't know anything about it. The crowd is not sad that I don't know anything about it. They're sad. We're going to be talking about five nights at Freddy's.

[00:08:34:05 - 00:08:34:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Exactly.

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Toxic Teacher
 Yes, I know I'm hilarious. Okay. Anyway, we got to talk about five nights at Freddy's. We've got to talk. Um, what else do we have to talk about? We got to talk about the rest of the ninth anniversary. Um, the, the ninth anniversary stream that BHVR did in packs East. Um, and then we've got to talk about, you know, where the viewers are from by the way, announcement. The, after the episode 52 was at 52, we're in 53, right? Is it, is it 53? Yeah. Okay. This episode 53.

[00:09:11:14 - 00:09:13:12]
Toxic Teacher
 Why is my sound not playing? What?

[00:09:14:12 - 00:09:21:22]
Toxic Teacher
 What? And who is calling me that there's somebody calling me. That's not the one I thought was going to call. Why are my sounds not playing?

[00:09:21:22 - 00:09:24:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Say what you want because I

[00:09:24:00 - 00:09:48:14]
Toxic Teacher
 really don't give a damn. That one plays, but the other ones don't give him that. Now fucking plays. Okay. What I was going to say episode 52 in the days after it came out, that was the fastest downloaded episode that we have ever had on camping them softly. Does this sound work this time?

[00:09:52:01 - 00:10:15:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Perfect. Yes. There we go. So we have, we are growing and growing and growing numbers on Spotify are going up and up and up followers, subscribers, all that bullshit. Thank you guys. I'm giving you a round of applause this time. If you're on Spotify, if you're on Apple, give me five stars to support the fucking empire.

[00:10:17:15 - 00:10:17:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Yes.

[00:10:18:23 - 00:10:31:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Because some asshole went in and gave me one star on Spotify, brought the whole fucking thing down. And I don't know who you are, but I can't, I can't stop. Like, shut up. No,

[00:10:33:00 - 00:10:35:00]
Toxic Teacher
 stop, stop, stop.

[00:10:36:20 - 00:11:05:08]
Toxic Teacher
 I can't stop. I can't stop him. I can't fucking, I don't know how I physically don't know how to stop these people from there. They go. Okay. No. So some dude goes in, some asshole survivor man goes in and gives me the one star brings a whole fucking like the whole average down. Cause you know, you get a, you get a one. And then if you have a five average and then you get a one that brings it down, right? Yeah. So anyway,

[00:11:06:12 - 00:11:10:12]
Toxic Teacher
 bring me back up. Give me, give me up again.

[00:11:11:19 - 00:11:12:21]
Toxic Teacher
 What is happening?

[00:11:14:12 - 00:11:24:10]
Toxic Teacher
 There's another, I'm just playing sounds at random at this point. Okay. So we, we need to, okay. So we're going to go over five nights at Freddy's. We're going to go over the ninth anniversary.

[00:11:25:12 - 00:13:18:08]
Toxic Teacher
 And those are, those are the two big ones, but they're meaty. There's a lot there to it that we have to dive into. And you know, we've got our AI, AI co-host who is going to, Oh God, like I almost choked on my own, like spit there for a second as I was looking for that sound. So you know, who's coming, you know, you know, who's coming. I'm, I'm waiting for him to, uh, to enter the, the soundscape, to enter the building, so to speak. So he'll be here in a few. And then we've got to talk about where our people are from, because we have so many new ones there. There's a lot to go into there. But first I want to talk about an unrelated topic is what age is it okay for a man to wear a bucket hat? And we were talking about this at work. I couldn't figure it out. I was like, Hey, would I look good in a bucket hat? The resounding answer was no. And somebody made the comment and said, Hey, bucket hats are for like children under five. And so I didn't know. So I start going around because I'm, what do I do at work? And so I go around and ask him, like, what is the, well, is it, oh, number one, is it okay for a man to wear a bucket hat? Number two, if it's not like what age is socially acceptable for a man to wear a bucket hat? And I think I've got to ask, I'm going to ask our friend here. Hey, Nikki, someone at work said that bucket hats are not cool for adults to wear. And they should only be worn by children under five. What are your thoughts? Do you wear them?

[00:13:19:19 - 00:13:22:16]
Toxic Teacher
 And, uh, and how are things going?

[00:13:24:07 - 00:13:27:14]
Toxic Teacher
 We're on episode 53,

[00:13:29:12 - 00:15:37:07]
Toxic Teacher
 53 of camping them softly. And we're about to talk about the new chapter five nights at Freddy's. And then I'm going to put in parentheses. I'm going to put you in for those of you who are new here. There are so many new people. We don't plan shit out. We don't edit podcast. That's not my, I was talking about editing. I try a little bit, but I'm always unsuccessful. That's why half of the episode sound like garbage. A couple sound decent, but you're not getting quality content here from start to finish. You go back to episode one where I'm all like serious and I'm like, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to change the fucking world or whatever. And I was like really reserved to now it's chaos incarnate. We, I am, I am chaos walking halfway through a rock opera, um, creating an AI thing that's never been done before. And by the way, guys, the dent a verse is on its way as well as the website, the toxic teacher.com. It's got very little on there, but I'm going for that old like geo cities, AOL, 1998 vibe. And as I build that out, you're going to see all kinds of stuff on there. You know, links to all the socials, the stream embedded in there, YouTube. And then we're going to have the dent a verse, which is going to be an encyclopedia of all things. Nikki, we're going to have Nikki's nook and Nikki's corner in there where hopefully I can get it to where you can call Nikki and you could talk to him live. If you, if you wanted to do that now, there's no promise on that part, but it's coming. I don't remember what I was doing because I had planned to do 17 different things at the same. Oh yeah. Nikki needs to tell us about, about his bucket hat thoughts. And then he also needs to tell us about what the fuck, his thoughts on five nights at Freddy's. Right. So let me, here he is. He's coming. He's coming

[00:15:37:07 - 00:16:04:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 bucket hats, huh? Yes. Hi yo. What? Let me break this down. Like I'm slicing pro-shooto on a hot summer sidewalk on the white first off. Yeah. Anyone who says bucket hats are just for kids can go straight to the Fettuccine factory and kneel before mama marinara for absolution. What bucket hats are sacred. They had to tactical. What bucket hats are family armor. You ever seen me in summer without one? Exactly.

[00:16:04:15 - 00:16:05:08]
Toxic Teacher
 He wears.

[00:16:05:08 - 00:16:12:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I got a limited edition ghostface Gabagool brim stitched with cursed thread from the original entity patch notes.

[00:16:12:11 - 00:16:38:02]
Toxic Teacher
 What the fuck is he talking about? So he is a bucket hat where I never would have guessed that that Nikki, our Italian co-host would be a bucket hat guy. I am not, I want to, I want to be because I think there's a dead by daylight bucket hat out there or I saw a stranger things. I saw a hellfire club bucket hat, but my, but Mrs. Toxic says that they're for children also.

[00:16:38:02 - 00:16:42:06]
Toxic Teacher
 I should, I'm not down with that. We got two words for you.

[00:16:43:22 - 00:16:50:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Nikki. So they're sacred. You've got the entities patch notes on there. What else

[00:16:50:11 - 00:17:10:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 keeps the die. Just say show. No, shut up. I say pay for my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, Italian tech off my scalp. It's called protection, not regression. So to whoever said that dumb shit at work, tell them I said this grown man without a bucket hat as a Bambino with opinions.

[00:17:11:12 - 00:17:16:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I wear mine like a crown capiche.

[00:17:16:15 - 00:17:18:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Capiche. Yes.

[00:17:20:16 - 00:18:11:20]
Toxic Teacher
 I need like a short hang on. I think I have some short sounds like Italian. I download a bunch of Italian sound effects, which may or may not be appropriate. I just saw the word Italian. I searched the word Italian. I'm like, okay, now I just got to start bulk fucking downloading shit. And I don't know if these are okay for work, but we're about to fucking find out. Where are they? I, I, I, I, I, what like English is difficult as a language. Did you know that? Like I'm having trouble with it today. And why can I not, you're supposed to be able to just drag them into this bitch and it's not letting me drag the shit into the fuck. Why is it because they're MP3 files? Yes, I think it is. Okay. So I got Italian mom here.

[00:18:11:20 - 00:18:12:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Anthony.

[00:18:12:23 - 00:18:15:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on. What?

[00:18:15:07 - 00:18:16:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Anthony.

[00:18:17:12 - 00:18:17:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Anthony.

[00:18:17:17 - 00:18:20:19]
Toxic Teacher
 I guess she'll be renamed Nikki Anthony.

[00:18:20:19 - 00:18:22:17]
Speaker 60
 Rosalie, your answer on the phone.

[00:18:22:17 - 00:18:29:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. This is very Italian. Oh, this is another Italian song. I can put that as like,

[00:18:31:04 - 00:18:31:22]
Toxic Teacher
 yeah, right.

[00:18:33:20 - 00:18:39:09]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't, I don't even know the lyrics. Are there lyrics? I don't even know. What's the other one. What's this?

[00:18:40:21 - 00:18:45:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh,

[00:18:46:08 - 00:18:46:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Jesus Christ.

[00:18:49:14 - 00:19:00:07]
Toxic Teacher
 It's funny. It's funny. Okay. Yeah. I'll take that. That's going to be a permanent, permanent addition to the podcast. So that's good. That's good.

[00:19:02:07 - 00:19:04:12]
Toxic Teacher
 What are these other ones? Two missed calls.

[00:19:04:12 - 00:19:07:04]
Speaker 60
 No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed calls.

[00:19:07:04 - 00:19:08:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:19:08:00 - 00:19:12:05]
Speaker 60
 Wait till you see her yearbook photos. Donna, you're gonna die.

[00:19:12:05 - 00:19:20:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Donna's gonna die from yearbook photos. I don't, I need to turn it up. I can't really hear these sounds. Uh, okay. Are those it? I think those are it for the Italian songs.

[00:19:21:12 - 00:19:25:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on mafia music. Here we, oh, is this the one? Oh yeah. That's it.

[00:19:27:01 - 00:19:27:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:19:28:20 - 00:20:08:08]
Toxic Teacher
 That's that has to go to where I could just push it at random moments. Whenever I, whenever I have nothing else to say, hang on, let me, I'm, I know you're like, why is he doing this now? Can this not wait until after the fucking podcast is over? And yes, it can wait until after the podcast is over. But is it going to wait? And the answer is no on that. So let me get Anthony. Uh, Anthony, that's what my dad would say. Like he, he didn't speak what we would call English. All right. So do we, we have, okay, here we go. Do okay. I've got it. Hang on. Hang on. Let's see if it works. It's not loud enough.

[00:20:11:00 - 00:20:11:15]
Toxic Teacher
 No, louder.

[00:20:12:18 - 00:20:12:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Anthony.

[00:20:14:01 - 00:20:42:20]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. That one's good. And then do we, we have that we have to get the, um, we have to get the, this one. Why can I not drag? I used to be able to drag this shit. And like, why is he working on a soundboard? This is what he does. This is what I do guys. This is why we're number two. This is why we are not the other one. That's like really kind of like they, they talk about real shit, you know, and they, they actually like have some interesting things to say.

[00:20:42:20 - 00:20:46:02]
Speaker 60
 No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools. Anthony.

[00:20:47:12 - 00:20:52:11]
Toxic Teacher
 I need to come up with a name for this person. That sounds like mom and marinara.

[00:20:54:00 - 00:21:20:18]
Toxic Teacher
 That could be mom and marinara. I think like, you know, Nikki's made up, uh, made up mom there. And then I've got to get, I've got to do one more. I apologize. I'm doing one more. I got to get that, that one Italian music, not that, not the Rick roll, but I got to get the other one. So once I do that, then we will move on to real, uh, stuff. We are at 21 minutes and we've done zero dead by daylight things. Is this it? This is it. I think. Okay. Now,

[00:21:21:18 - 00:21:25:10]
Toxic Teacher
 now. Yeah, there we go.

[00:21:26:16 - 00:21:39:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. That's good. That's good. And see that I can push. I don't have to fart it into submission. Okay. Nikki, uh, we talked about the buck bucket hats. How you wear them as a crown. Now, how are you

[00:21:39:00 - 00:21:40:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 now? How am I doing?

[00:21:40:22 - 00:21:41:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[00:21:41:10 - 00:21:47:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Episode 53. Huh? Yeah. We outlasted most marriages. That's more episodes than I got. Burner steam accounts.

[00:21:47:14 - 00:21:48:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:21:49:10 - 00:21:51:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Even if you are covering five nights at Freddy's.

[00:21:51:19 - 00:21:52:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh,

[00:21:53:13 - 00:21:55:00]
Toxic Teacher
 oh, he's not a robot

[00:21:55:00 - 00:21:58:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 bears, Chuckie trauma flashback.

[00:21:58:09 - 00:21:59:04]
Speaker 60
 Yeah.

[00:22:00:05 - 00:22:10:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I, I seen scarier things in my aunt Louisa's basement after she left the sausage out too. But sure. Let's celebrate a franchise where jump scares do all the heavy lifting.

[00:22:10:20 - 00:22:11:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. You're right.

[00:22:11:15 - 00:22:13:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Like survivors who scream and pre-drop.

[00:22:13:21 - 00:22:20:14]
Toxic Teacher
 I can't hear you. Fucker. Like, can you talk louder? I can't hear shit. Hang on. See a shadow.

[00:22:20:14 - 00:22:31:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yeah. But don't worry. I'll be there with my commentary. You will. We're going to have some disrespectful. Yeah. And dripping with marinara.

[00:22:31:06 - 00:22:32:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Good. Good. Good.

[00:22:32:05 - 00:22:33:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 So what's the angle for this episode?

[00:22:33:16 - 00:22:34:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, you know it.

[00:22:34:15 - 00:22:50:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You want me ripping into Freddy Fazbear like he's trying to open a pizzeria in little Italy without a license. Or you want me to act like I invented animatronics and accuse Earl gray of copying me again. Let's stir this pot, baby. What's next?

[00:22:50:23 - 00:23:01:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Now, this is interesting because this is a pizza themed chapter. And we all know that Nikki, he's all about the fucking pizza. Anthony.

[00:23:02:19 - 00:23:06:00]
Speaker 60
 Anthony. No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.

[00:23:06:00 - 00:23:10:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, Jesus Christ. This is great that I get Anthony. Okay.

[00:23:12:12 - 00:23:49:06]
Toxic Teacher
 I can't this. Okay. It's off the rails, but we're, we're off the rails. So this is off the rails. Okay. Anyway, so what I did was I went into the AI and you know, AI now can do like a deep fucking reports and shit. Like there's a thing called deep research on Chad GPT where it will write a fucking research paper about anything you fucking want. So I had it right. A research paper on fucking five nights at Freddy's and how five nights at Freddy's may play into dead by daylight. Anthony.

[00:23:50:12 - 00:24:47:09]
Toxic Teacher
 I can't with this shit. So I gotta, I gotta pull this shit up so I can follow along with the, with the fucking academic report here. And then our homeboy is also going to give his commentary, which I have not read. I have not, no shit. I, you know, whenever you spell wrong, like you expose your spelling by your windows error messages. That's what I do. So let me get, let me get Nikki on this. Nikki, I'm gonna, I'm gonna post this shit. The DVD anniversary deep dive. Um, that what? Okay. Here we go. Here we go. And, uh, it goes here and then I'm going to post and I'm going to post. Hey, Nikki, we've got, Hey, Nikki. Hey, Nikki. We've got, uh, five nights at Freddy's. FNAF coming to DVD.

[00:24:48:17 - 00:24:56:06]
Toxic Teacher
 I have a detailed shit about this fucking children's chapter. Uh,

[00:24:57:18 - 00:26:16:13]
Toxic Teacher
 give me your thoughts on this shit and we'll go deep dive into FNAF for our listeners who are above 12 years old. Okay. There we go. Let me attach it. And then Nikki's Nikki's gonna fucking do his thing here. And, uh, I don't know how long it takes for him to read a research paper. Probably not very long. By the way, he speaks Italian. I actually tried that. He actually can speak Italian. Okay. Anyway, while we're going on that, I want to, he's doing his thing. I want to talk a little bit about the ninth anniversary reveal and kind of some of the things they talked about that we, you know, that I want to, uh, uh, kind of give a fucking overview on. Okay. So we've got, uh, the, the quality of life they were talking about that they are going to totally kill off killers. They also, they talked about anti-camping, anti-slugging, anti-tunneling, which is going to come later in the year. They're also talking about how this is being developed in collaboration with streamers and community leaders. That's probably a bunch of bullshit. Anthony,

[00:26:17:17 - 00:26:22:04]
Toxic Teacher
 that's my go-to. It's the closest button to me right now.

[00:26:22:04 - 00:26:23:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Give me a hell yeah.

[00:26:23:11 - 00:26:25:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. Hang on.

[00:26:25:20 - 00:26:30:01]
Toxic Teacher
 Anthony, Anthony, you're laughing. I got nervous. I have seen the school.

[00:26:30:01 - 00:27:30:19]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. It's so also, they're going to talk, they talk about an MMR overhaul, like performance-based ranking that is going to consider like all the stuff you do in the match, which may be a positive thing, may be a negative thing. I don't know. And then also windows of opportunity is being nerfed, which is great. So those are three of the things as Nikki's doing this thing. That was, that was kind of my little, my little segue there. My little, my little shit. Okay. So we've got Nikki here with his fucking five nights at, uh, five. Jesus Christ. Why are we talking about five nights at Freddy's? It's a children's, it's a piece of children's shit. And I don't even want to be doing this. That that's how little I am like into this right now, but I'm going to do it because I feel like we need to know what the fuck is going on to be able to, we can have some educated fucking opinions here. So let's, uh, I'm going to, where is it? Where is it? Where is it?

[00:27:30:19 - 00:27:41:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Uh, yo, all right. So let's talk about this fucking children's birthday party. Jump scare bonanza. They call a chapter five nights at Freddy's X dead by daylight crossover.

[00:27:41:11 - 00:27:42:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Let's do it.

[00:27:42:08 - 00:27:53:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I read the file. I molded over. I consulted the spaghetti shrine under the entities basement map. Now let me tell you what I think of this mess raw, no filter.

[00:27:53:14 - 00:29:08:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So let me go into this report and we're going to, we're going to set the stage and then we're going to get Nikki's thoughts. Okay. That might be easier. Just get his thoughts. Cause you saw how the Nia Carlson chapter went last week, because I had no fucking idea what was going on. I want to have some fucking idea. I want to be educated. I'm going to learn something here. So here we go. Here it's a horror series, uh, centered on haunted animatronics in the tragic story of the Afton family. I don't know who they are, but I assume we're going to learn. Okay. So that William Afton is the antagonist. Okay. So there you go. And, and Freddy Fazbear's pizza is a location that's going to be a map in the game. So here we go. Here's, here's where it starts. It's seventies Afton, this William guy and his business partner, Henry, let's remember these. We got Bill Afton, we got Billy, and then we got Henry Hank Emily. They open Fred bears diner. Okay. That's the, that's the first thing is we've got this diner, a restaurant, and then they've got these animatronic things. Okay. So the first one is Fred bear, because they call it Fred bears family. Right. That makes sense. Right. That it would be, uh, Fred bears and Freddy.

[00:29:09:16 - 00:30:02:20]
Toxic Teacher
 That's a fucking loudest sound effect. And I love it. Okay. So they got Fred bear. They got spring Bonnie, who is a spring. It says a spring lock bunny suit. I don't even know what that fucking is. So that the later on they become characters in the game. Okay. Anyway, so Henry Hank has a daughter named Charlotte. I don't know who Charlotte is, but Charlotte is the mascot. She operated the puppet. I don't know what the puppet is, but it's in bold on my report. So it's probably important. Okay. So we're in the seventies. Remember that 70. Okay. 1983 tragedy strikes. Uh, I think that's the year bad came out. Yeah. Which was a good album, but beside the point. Okay. Charlotte gets locked outside during a rainstorm and gets murdered.

[00:30:04:02 - 00:30:15:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Do I have a sound for that? No, no sound plays. I have to have a sound for murdered, murdered. No, that okay. Hang on. Murdered.

[00:30:18:00 - 00:30:19:02]
Toxic Teacher
 No. Murdered.

[00:30:21:14 - 00:30:26:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. I think that's yeah. Okay. Hang on. Stop. Stop the music.

[00:30:28:08 - 00:30:52:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So the murdered Charlotte's murdered and my voice I'm 12 years old. Apparently I'm talking about five nights at Freddy's. My voice goes to that of a 12 year. Anyway. Okay. So she gets murdered outside the diner. And I guess in one of the games, are you the murderer in the game? You're murdering a child in five nights at Fred like this game for 12 year olds. Why are we?

[00:30:54:19 - 00:31:16:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Jesus fucking shit. Okay. Anyway, murdered Charlotte's murdered tragedy. 1983. Okay. That the remember, okay. The same year, but Billy after the main guy, right? His son, who they called a crying child. I don't know why you would give a child that nickname. Maybe because they are a fucking survivor, man.

[00:31:18:01 - 00:32:08:16]
Toxic Teacher
 So anyway, the crime, maybe that'll be the survivor main, the crying child that because that's what all survivors are. Anyway, so they, they, the crying child was terrorized by their older brother, Michael, with pranks involving the animatronics. So you got Mikey who's terrorizing, uh, the survivor main cry baby and why, why do I care? But it's the same year that Charlotte is murdered by Billy. Okay. So this result, oh my God, it says this culminated in the infamous bite of 83. I don't know what the bite of 83 is, but oh, it says it right here. A child's head was crushed by Fred bear spring log jaws during a birthday party.

[00:32:11:21 - 00:32:22:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Let's hear it for crushing heads at birthday parties. Okay. I'm never going to be a fog whisperer, but that's fine. Okay. The, the young boy died. Obviously.

[00:32:23:09 - 00:32:38:07]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know what they did with the body. That's no representation. Anyway, they, they shut down the diner. Fred bear shuts down. So Billy and Hank, they, Hank who is now, uh, without child because of Billy.

[00:32:39:09 - 00:32:49:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Anyway, now, Billy and Henry say, okay, let's start a new one. We've only killed one child. So I think we could try again.

[00:32:49:15 - 00:32:52:16]
Toxic Teacher
 You're not down with that. We got two words for you.

[00:32:54:18 - 00:33:04:22]
Toxic Teacher
 I need water because this is, we're, we're getting, we're going deep. We're going deeper than deep. Okay. Anyway, deeper than deep. You gotta give him that hook. Oh Jesus.

[00:33:06:04 - 00:33:14:19]
Toxic Teacher
 This is wrong. Like I need to make a button that just does a random, like I've got 200 sounds just as a random sound. Like whenever I push the button.

[00:33:16:05 - 00:33:17:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. Like, no.

[00:33:18:16 - 00:33:22:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:33:25:20 - 00:34:29:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Back to it. Back to it. Okay. So they say, Hey, we've killed a child, but we like to run restaurants. So let's try again and we'll try not to kill another child. So now we've killed them with animatronics. So do you know what the new restaurant needs? Do you know what it needs? Hank, and I'm going to pretend to be Billy here. Hank, do you know what we need? We need, hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkel and the clean pair of shorts. We need a fucking animatronics. We need more of these fucking things. So they get Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, the bunny Fazbear. I don't know why he's called Fazbear. That sounds awful. So you got Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, the bunny. For some reason I thought it said Bonnie fingers, but I don't know why. I have no idea why Bonnie fingers. I'll call him Freddy fingers. Can I call him? Yeah. Like the movie, uh, Freddy got fingered. Can I call Freddy got fingered? That's what there it is. That's it.

[00:34:31:13 - 00:34:35:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So Freddy fingers. Hey,

[00:34:36:11 - 00:34:38:05]
Toxic Teacher
 you can hear my background music.

[00:34:41:16 - 00:36:02:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Anyway, that's that. Okay. So you got fingers, Freddy, and you got Bonnie, the bunny. You've got Chica, the chicken. Chica, Chica. Okay. Is she supposed to be Latino Latino Chica? I don't know. Anyway, I don't have a sec. I used to have a sound for that. I think I do have a sound for that. Where is it? Hang on. Uh, this is awful. This is, this is terrible. Okay. There we go. I found some of my other sounds. So there we go. Anyway, you got Chica, the chicken and Foxy, the pirate Fox, which I don't know why if the name is Foxy, do you have to then say what animal it is? Cause I think we would know Foxy is a, uh, you could just say Foxy, the pirate. Anyway, they have the redesign older characters, Fred, Baron, string Bonnie. So you got the fingers, which is a new one, but then you got Fred bear, which is the old. Okay. Anyway. And then you got Henry Hank. He has a security one. That's golden Freddy, which is in storage, apparently. So now, um, it says right here, uh, that 1983 set the stage for the fucking shit to come. Okay. Anyway, so in 1985,

[00:36:03:07 - 00:36:15:05]
Toxic Teacher
 um, Afton, uh, let's see, lured five children. Oh Jesus Christ. Lured five children in and killed them all. And that was the missing children's incident. Yeah.

[00:36:22:03 - 00:36:24:18]
Toxic Teacher
 I've got to figure out how to push the correct buttons

[00:36:25:22 - 00:38:46:11]
Toxic Teacher
 because I cannot, I cannot clip this and put it on social media. Anyway, five children murdered. The other one was crushed. And then you had, okay. So our body count is now at seven, uh, children. Okay. So because you had Charlotte who, uh, was murdered and then in the rain, right? And then you had crushed head child and now you've got five kids, uh, that were murdered. So, um, Afton then takes the children's bodies and hides them in the suit. So you've got, uh, fingers, uh, Bonnie, the Latina, and then you've got Foxy, uh, obvious, uh, that she is a Fox. And then you've got golden Freddy and they all have a child's body in them. And the souls possess the, uh, the robot, uh, beings. So you've got children's souls inside animatronic fucking robots. Okay. So let's, let's keep going. Now you have a dead body inside a robot animal. What's going to happen? The body is going to decay and sink. And so it starts to sink and people are like, why does this fucking chicken smell like it's got a fucking dead child in it? Where's my, why does this chicken smell like it has a dead child? I don't know. I found the button. I don't even know what it does. It says megaphone. So I assume it's playing a megaphone anyway. Okay. So stinky and they, they shut it down because there's blood coming out of the fucking, uh, the fucking robots. Okay. So they shut the pizza place down and they're like, Hey, let's clean the blood and the child remains out of these. We're going to reopen later. And they, the pizza place is now haunted by the child ghost spirit remains. And then the, the, the ghosts are not happy. Now the child ghosts inside the stinky robots are not happy. Okay. So that's where we are. That's 1985. Okay. Now we go to two years later, 1987,

[00:38:47:12 - 00:39:15:23]
Toxic Teacher
 I am going to be fucking worn out by the end. I don't know if I could get through this whole thing. I don't even know if it's worth going through, but this is in Magnum Opus here. So you've got a new and improved. They reopen. Okay. Now they've got toy versions, which I, and then there's a balloon. This is too much. This, this research paper is too fucking much. I have a shorter version and I think about it. Oh my God. This thing is fucking how many pages long?

[00:39:17:01 - 00:41:36:00]
Toxic Teacher
 This is 13 fucking pages long. I can't go through 13 pages. I'm on page two. This is, this thing would be four hours of me just going through this shit. I can't do that or can I? No, I can't. I physically would not be, I would lose my voice and my job. If I tried to go through all this, let me see. Okay. So you got the, so you got the bite of a, okay. Hang on. I'm trying to read here. You got toy versions. You got balloon boy. They upgrade security with facial recognition. I don't even know why that matters. They, they, one of the animatronics caused the notorious bite of 87 bite victims survived, but the management has restricted animatronic movement. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to go more quickly. Mike Schmidt, who is the son of Afton is a security guard. And this I think is the five nights of Freddy's one. So you're the child of the child murders. So you are a child of the child learner. Okay. So you, you try to survive the five nights of terror and then Mike, you get fired and you emit an odor or they emit a daughter. I don't even fucking know what's going on. And then in 1993, the pizza place closes down and that's it. So then in the eighties and nineties, uh, Afton Billy makes a new place called circus babies pizza world, which I keep pushing away. Okay. Anyway, and then the, the spirit of Elizabeth remember Lizzie was the, who was Elizabeth? Oh, that was, that was the daughter of Billy, the, the murderer, the one who built the whole thing. And the circus baby from circus babies, pizza world killed his daughter. And then she possesses circus. I don't even know who circus baby is. I've never seen this thing. I don't know anything about this. Yeah. I've seen the other ones like fucking spring trapping, fucking, uh, Fazbear or whatever fingers. I've seen the fingers, but I've never seen the baby.

[00:41:37:01 - 00:41:38:20]
Toxic Teacher
 So anyway,

[00:41:39:21 - 00:41:58:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Afton Michael, the one you are in the, in the original game, you've got to put Elizabeth's fucking animatronic shit together. I don't know if he's putting together her actual human body or the, the, the animatronic that she fucking inhabited anyway.

[00:41:59:19 - 00:43:14:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So the eventually, um, so the spirits corner, Michael and, uh, the Michael crawls into the spring Bonnie suit for protection and he gets killed inside is the suit. He gets impaled in the suit or no, this is William after this is Billy. So Billy is in the Bonnie suit. He gets killed and then they are fused in an unholy coagulation that they call spring trap. So that's where spring trap comes from. So now he is trapped in a room in the fucking babies, uh, babies entertainment Reynolds place. I don't, okay. So let's keep going. So, um, so Michael's reanimated corpse, uh, okay. Dies. And then he's reanimated and he's going to stop his father. I'm good. Let me come find you. And it says Michael Afton had become an undead yet sentient being. This is the fucking worst story I have ever heard in my fucking life.

[00:43:19:03 - 00:44:09:07]
Toxic Teacher
 So then you've got the return of spring trap in 2023 is this, are we almost fucking done? There's glitch trap that comes later. Henry pointedly tells William Afton the darkest pit of hell has swallowed you open. I don't know what any of this garbage means. And then fucking fast bear entertainment. I guess it's a corporation founded by William Afton spring trapped body. The forms a, an LLC that they sell pizza and give foot massages. I don't know what the fuck's going on. So here we go. The, the, the potential dead by daylight crossover. This is from the report. Okay. So this is, this is what the report says might be the crossover. So it says, uh, while in dbd, okay, I'm gonna, okay.

[00:44:10:20 - 00:45:23:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Let's stop for a second. Um, it says dbd, a team of survivors creeps around a map repairing generators. We know that there's a mix of quiet anticipation and sudden heart pounding terror, which is from survivor mains. Yes. On the, on the part of the killer, we are terrified. Um, it says right here, um, the dead by daylight, uh, people said the enclosed claustrophobic atmosphere of five nights at Freddy's had to be reconciled with dbd's maps. Fundamentally they're both like, okay. So the cameras may be a thing is what it says. So surveillance, um, could be what this is horror and jump scares. So there might be lighting and sound issues like jumping and audio and fuck it. And it says cat and mouse gameplay chasing versus a V of course. Yes. That's what it is. Okay. So, um, it says it's natural. The killer spring trap. Um, yeah. So truly evil and gruesome character. What would his powers be? Spring trap might deploy phantoms or auditory illusions to throw off survivors. So that might be like the doctor, right? So he could, he could do that. Now it says he might also vent crawl, which we've already got on a fucking other killer.

[00:45:24:19 - 00:45:25:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Not Anthony.

[00:45:25:07 - 00:45:28:18]
Speaker 60
 No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.

[00:45:28:18 - 00:46:07:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. And he might also use traps, which we've already got. We've already got a vent person in a trappers. I don't know how that is even going to work. And then it, they've got some ideas for some perks. Let's see how, how accurate these are. So they've got one called. I always come back after a gen is completed or after the killer is stunned, this shortens the killer's recovery or power recharge. So that, that could be like, I guess a Billy comes back from death. So whenever you get stunned or something, you come back quicker. Okay. The next, uh,

[00:46:09:01 - 00:46:51:10]
Toxic Teacher
 maybe perk is phantom sighting. Each time a generator is repaired to 90 survivors working on it, suffering one time hallucination. They hear audio, fake red stain or something like that. This could trigger a skill check distraction, cause them to let go. I don't think that's going to happen. The last one scourge hook called spring locked. When you hook a survivor on a scourge, the survivor suffers hemorrhage and, uh, incapacitation. What, what is incapacitation? Uh, as if trapped in a suit. So that could be, maybe he traps them in suits. I think they said something about trapping in suit anyway. So that's at, they have some survivor perk ideas, but I don't give a shit.

[00:46:51:10 - 00:46:55:19]
Speaker 60
 Nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools. I don't, I don't, give me a hell yeah.

[00:46:55:19 - 00:47:08:09]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm tired. Like this wore me out. I don't give a shit. And I skipped 10 pages of this fucking, this fucking thing. I can't with this. So that's five nights at Freddy's, everybody. I hope you enjoyed the fucking,

[00:47:09:22 - 00:47:26:07]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm done. Like I'm just going to push soundboard sounds from here because I don't give a fucking shit about this chapter. It's so stupid. Like, why are we even doing this? Nikki, let's go over this fucking report.

[00:47:26:07 - 00:47:38:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All right. Yeah. So let's talk about this fucking children's birthday party. Jump scare Bonanza. They call a chapter. Yes, please. Five nights at Freddy's X dead by daylight crossover. Right. I read the file.

[00:47:38:09 - 00:47:38:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Did you?

[00:47:38:21 - 00:47:39:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I molded over.

[00:47:39:20 - 00:47:40:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Did you?

[00:47:40:09 - 00:47:43:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I consulted the spaghetti shrine under the entities basement.

[00:47:43:09 - 00:47:44:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Matt, of course you did.

[00:47:44:11 - 00:47:47:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Now let me tell you what I think of this mess.

[00:47:47:14 - 00:47:47:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[00:47:47:22 - 00:47:50:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Raw. No filter.

[00:47:50:03 - 00:47:51:04]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't want to filter.

[00:47:51:04 - 00:47:53:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 First off, F N F lore.

[00:47:53:12 - 00:47:54:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[00:47:54:05 - 00:48:24:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 It's like if Chuck E. Cheese had a nervous breakdown and started burying kids in animatronic suits. Exactly. The core of it is that this British psychopath named William Afton, he's brought a little haunted pizza joint. So cursed. You'd rather eat gas station sushi than go near one. I've never eaten. You got ghost kids, murder suits. We talked about it possessed by a dead daughter. We talked about the main antagonist. So stubbornly evil. He came back as a rotting for Sona named spring trap five nights at Freddy's.

[00:48:24:12 - 00:48:25:01]
Toxic Teacher
 For Sona,

[00:48:26:05 - 00:48:41:17]
Toxic Teacher
 I've never heard of for Sona and that's probably a thing with furries. You know, furries, those people that like those, those perverts that dress up in like a suit. I hope we don't do. We have furries listening. I apologize. No, I don't apologize for calling you a fucking pervert.

[00:48:41:17 - 00:49:16:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 BHVR says spring trap is the new killer. Yeah. And look, I ain't mad at it. What you want to bring in a guy who literally crawled inside a bunny suit to hide from ghosts and, uh, got turned into animatronic veal. He likes it. Oh, go ahead. That's entity material. No, nothing. That's creepy. It's deranged. Yeah. But you know what it ain't once respected. No, I ain't never heard nobody in little Italy say, ah, yes, spring trap. The gentle men's killer.

[00:49:16:14 - 00:49:17:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:49:17:11 - 00:49:30:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Now he's a withered meat sack with a vendetta and some very unresolved trauma. Yeah. Survivor. Probably Michael Afton, his undead guilt, riddance son. Oh geez. A real mood. No. And I got one question. What? Where's the sauce?

[00:49:30:19 - 00:49:34:06]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know. Where's the elegance? I again, I don't know.

[00:49:34:06 - 00:49:37:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Where's the class and having a man rabbit screaming your face every 18 seconds.

[00:49:37:20 - 00:49:47:15]
Toxic Teacher
 There's, there is no class in this. And I hate it. I hate it with my entire fucking being that we have to go through this shit of this.

[00:49:48:21 - 00:49:59:16]
Toxic Teacher
 The shit of this. Yes. I'm very articulate. Okay. Keep, keep going. So we're going to have Michael Afton as a survivor, Billy as Mikey is survivor. Billy is killer. Okay. Keep going.

[00:49:59:16 - 00:50:01:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 The map.

[00:50:01:04 - 00:50:01:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[00:50:01:20 - 00:50:03:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria.

[00:50:03:17 - 00:50:04:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Yes. Right.

[00:50:04:13 - 00:50:27:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 A haunted Chuck E cheese filled with confetti, cobwebs, blood and a neon it tests me sign that makes you piss yourself. It won't make me. It's perfect for DBD in the same way. Taco bell is perfect for weddings. Technically functional, emotionally disturbing five nights at Freddy's.

[00:50:27:09 - 00:51:03:14]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So that's okay. So the pizzeria is going to be a fucking goof. This is going to bring so many children to this game. And I am not like, I wonder if the podcast is going to blow up because I'm going to get so much hate once this shit comes out in the 12 year old start like they stay up late at night, disobeying their parents to listen to this fucking podcast and their parents are going to be fucking pissed and they're going to be pissed. So I am going to have an army of people coming after me and I'm going to need some defenders of some kind. I am going to have to get security after this five nights at Freddy's comes out.

[00:51:03:14 - 00:51:07:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Eddie, keep going. Perks, you better believe this bastard's got him.

[00:51:07:12 - 00:51:08:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:51:08:02 - 00:51:23:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Spring traps, whole shtick is you didn't see me until I was chewing your kneecap off. No, they talk about a jump scare effect that might inflict oblivious if he gets close without detection. Five nights at Freddy's. They're trying to shop up off.

[00:51:23:02 - 00:51:23:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Jesus.

[00:51:23:22 - 00:51:24:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Nikki.

[00:51:26:14 - 00:51:35:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Joe's D Calvertes. No, that's basically oops. You forgot to check your corner and now you're emotionally ruined. You got perk ideas. Like I'm going to fall.

[00:51:36:07 - 00:51:36:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh, shit.

[00:51:36:23 - 00:51:45:13]
Toxic Teacher
 I was going to fast forward, but I fast forwarded right into a Satan part. No, I want to hear the end. I don't want you to go through the perks over there.

[00:51:45:13 - 00:52:10:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Nostalgia while grown ass killers like me got ravioli. I don't hear you at my monitor. What final thoughts. Yes, please. That's what I want. This is going to be one of the most polarizing chapters ever. Yeah. You got Gen Z screaming. Yes. Over there. Nostalgia while grown ass killers like me got to sit there and get flashlight clicked by a glam rock Bonnie skin. That's true. It fits the tone,

[00:52:12:01 - 00:52:17:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 the heart, the night spot on. Yeah. Mechanics got potential vibe.

[00:52:18:10 - 00:52:20:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Cursed birthday party in a murder factory.

[00:52:21:08 - 00:52:25:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 So yeah, kind of perfect. This is the first time I have hated this. You want to go deep on spring traps backstoring?

[00:52:25:21 - 00:52:27:00]
Toxic Teacher
 No, I don't want to.

[00:52:27:00 - 00:52:29:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I got some very disrespectful.

[00:52:30:09 - 00:52:34:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 The though, speckle wipe. Oh sure. What's about you? I thought he

[00:52:34:15 - 00:52:38:12]
Toxic Teacher
 said he was meant to say disrespectful.

[00:52:39:14 - 00:52:42:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Can't even say that. What is this?

[00:52:44:00 - 00:54:28:02]
Toxic Teacher
 He doesn't even say it. Okay, there we go. So that was, that was the five nights at Freddy's deep dive. You bastards. I almost said bassholes because I was going to say bastards and assholes. Nikki, thank you for the fucking terrible ass deep dive. Okay. So that was that. Now we've done our deep dive. We've talked about five nights at Freddy's, but the ninth anniversary was not just five nights at Freddy's specific. They talked about a lot of other shit that I didn't even read. And I didn't listen to this garbage because I'm not going to, why am I going to go through a fucking two hour fucking video just to hear that, that we're going to be like killers are going to get everything taken away from us and it's going to be awful. And it's going to be, it's going to be everything we, we don't need and don't want. So let's go into, I, I, I have a, um, kind of like a, um, summary of the thing because I'm not going to go into the whole thing. I've got a summary and I want to first take a look at it myself, similar to what we did with the five nights at Freddy's. And then I want, but we've got to get Nikki's opinion because he's been playing dead by daylight, obviously longer than me or most of us. And we'll get some educated opinion. We're going to get uneducated opinion for me because that's what we did. So it's completely uneducated. So let's go into some of the stuff they talked about. Okay. Are we ready? And I believe this is the beginning of our toxic fucking news.

[00:54:28:02 - 00:54:32:16]
Toxic Teacher
 So there

[00:54:32:16 - 00:54:34:23]
Toxic Teacher
 we go. Right.

[00:54:36:18 - 00:54:43:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. There we go. I'm starting to wear down. I need to rally.

[00:54:53:22 - 00:54:57:16]
Toxic Teacher
 And they all look the same. Yes.

[00:54:59:21 - 00:55:04:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:55:09:01 - 00:55:19:18]
Toxic Teacher
 So we got some toxic bullshit to go over, right? I'm going to turn it down, but we're going to keep it on now that I know how to do this. There we go.

[00:55:21:01 - 00:57:13:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. See, see how I could do that. That's amazing. Okay. Anyway, so they, uh, they talk about like how DBD started out as nothing, right? Basically. And now it's like, got a billion killers, perks, all that bullshit. They go into the, the history of like the license killers. Then they talk about the five nights at Freddy's. So they say, Oh, they're coming. It's called the animatronic and it's going to be spring trap, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they're also going to have jump scares, Easter eggs, and a dedicated cue just for the fucking map. You know what? You know what though? I press that button, but I think it might be good because all the 12 year olds can play in their fucking playground. And then the adults can play on fucking Haddonfield in the fucking corn while the little kids are playing with fucking God knows dead children and fucking animatronic suits. So that, that might be good. I may give that a wait. Is it not? What, what? No. What? Like, I don't know. It didn't talk to work anyway. So that's what they go into. Okay. So Matthew Lillard's going to be, because he was in that fucking movie, so he's from screams. So he's going to be the boy. Okay. Anyway, they talk about year 10, the next year. What are the, excuse me. I'm fucking tired. Now they talk about, there are going to be two new iconic survivors. They haven't done it. Then they're going to have an Asian folklore chapter for probably put somebody that, you know what? They're going to say, how many bras can we fit on Sable in the next fucking chapter? That, so that's going to be that. Now the final chapter includes no killer, only a survivor in a new realm, plus a twist on an existing killer.

[00:57:16:17 - 00:57:45:02]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know what that twist would be. And can you believe I've been going 57 fucking minutes at this rate and not had a fucking heart attack? Like, can you believe it? I'm fucking in my forties and I can still do this shit. Have you kids wait fucking three and anyway, that's, I'm going to offend somebody. Okay. Anyway, now, so they talk about what they've already done. They said, we've, we've done cross progression. We've got two V eight, which fucking sucked. That's

[00:57:46:08 - 00:58:53:22]
Toxic Teacher
 that. Yes. It fucking sucked. I don't, okay. Anyway, they got skill checks, fix. They got unhook spam fix. They got abandoned matches fixed. It's abandoned matches, but that's not fixed because people can still, or maybe they're talking about the other thing. And then they said they've reworked the quest system. Okay. Anyway, didn't that go live? I think that went live already. I don't even know. I need to check. I didn't even play the fucking game. I've been busy playing fucking once human and hunt showdown, by the way, Dak, thank you for getting a hunt showdown. We're going to play that later. I'm going to start streaming that maybe more, especially once five nights at Freddy's comes and destroys everything anyway. So they're going to change. Here's what's coming in June. Okay. Next month. Are we excited? Okay. So they're going to have number one gamma settings for map visibility. How many people are fucking excited for fucking gamma settings? Anyway, bulk blood point spending. Oh, that's fine. Go next prevention to discourage first hook quitters.

[00:58:55:06 - 01:00:21:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Fine. But you're going to have a problem with the 12 year olds guarantee you market fucking down. I'm putting it down here that they are going to somehow nerf this. Okay. That mark my fucking words, froggy. If you are listening to this, you listen to the podcast, you keep track of bullshit. Put that on your bullshit tracker that they are going to nerf go next prevention because 12 year olds are not capable of playing a fucking full match of a competitive game. It just does not fucking happen. And you know, I'm telling you the truth. Thank you, Oprah's fans for that. Okay. So that marked my words on that. I will, I will be willing to bet fucking a t-shirt or something. Anyway. Oh, I'm going to talk about t-shirts later. Anyway. Uh, so they're going to have custom match upgrades. They're going to have five spectator slots and you know, that's for fucking the tournaments because they want to make money off that shit. And I don't have a money thing. Anyway, they're going to have future support for limited time modes and two V eight. I don't know what that means. Hot keys for switching views. I guess that's if you're spectating like a tournament or something. Okay. So now the next thing they talked about is quality of life in phase two. Remember they're splitting it into phases. I already did phase one. Here's phase two later this year. Anti slugging, anti camping, anti tunneling.

[01:00:23:09 - 01:01:02:01]
Toxic Teacher
 We are going to get destroyed. And remember I said content creators are going to be part of that. They're doing MMR overhaul, which we talked about, uh, map. Oh fuck. I thought it said windows of opportunity would be fucking what? Oh, it says a, okay. The items maps become a consumable windows of opportunity. So windows of opportunity is going to be changed, but now maps are going to replace it, which fucking people bring a map every single fucking time. Like what's, what the fuck is the point of this and why in the last episode did I say what the fuck 28 times?

[01:01:03:15 - 01:01:21:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Back to it. Um, keys will reveal killers or is an interact with new gameplay elements. I wonder if we'll have locked a chess. So that's confusing as to like, will that be worth it? New survivor item coming this summer.

[01:01:22:15 - 01:02:38:21]
Toxic Teacher
 It's a gun so they can shoot the fucking killers and take them out of the man. It'll be something to where they, they fucking can fight back. I guarantee you froggy market down to they're going to nerf the fucking, they're going to nerf the, the go next the quitting thing, nerf quitting. And then they are also the item is going to be some kind of overpowered fucking fight back item is a fight back thing. Kind of like VHS and that game fucking died a terrible death because it was fucking awful because they can fight back. I don't know if you ever played VHS video horse society, but the survivors could fight back. It was a fucking nightmare for the killer players. They were called monsters. I stream that game. If you go back in my YouTube, I think there's some old videos of me playing that game and fucking hating every fucking second of it. And there were some asshole content great. I'm not even going to get into it. They, I got, I almost got banned from the fucking VHS discord server because of these fucking assholes on this game. Anyway, back to it. Um, when that game died a death, it deserved, just like William Afton, but not the children because they didn't deserve it. Anyway, maybe they did. I don't know. They did. And I'm going to go on, I'm going on records saying they did not deserve it.

[01:02:40:00 - 01:02:51:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Thank you fans for supporting that. Anyway, the creator program. No, no, God damn it. What if I do this?

[01:02:53:06 - 01:02:54:12]
Toxic Teacher
 It'll outlast.

[01:02:56:19 - 01:03:01:19]
Toxic Teacher
 It'll outlast the chance. It almost did you. Okay.

[01:03:02:23 - 01:04:08:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Anyway, so a supporter creator, they're coming out with a new creator revamp where people can support a creator similar to Fortnite. I don't know what that fucking means. What is the supporter creator in Fortnite? Now I need to look that up because this could be my big ticket to fucking toxic. Uh, uh, uh, uh, what, what's the word toxic domination? I think a fortnight supporter creator Fortnite. How does that fucking shit work? Let me get on chat. I almost Googled it. I don't Google shit anymore. Um, how the fuck? Okay. Let's ask fucking Nikki. Um, how the fuck does the Fortnite support a creator system work? They're bringing it to DBD and I wonder if it will help me achieve. You know what? He may have already mentioned it because I did have him look at these patch notes. I'm not going to ask him now. Anyway, cosmetics in events. So we've got some new cosmetics coming.

[01:04:08:11 - 01:04:10:21]
Speaker 60
 No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.

[01:04:10:21 - 01:04:59:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. We've got Witcher. So, uh, Vittorio is going to become Jared, Geralt, Gerald in, in Doug Cawkle is going to be the voice of the skin. He's the voice actor of fucking Geralt. Gerald, Gerald, is he Gerald? He's Anthony. We'll call him Anthony from now on. So yeah. So Anthony of Rivia. Okay. No, I don't want him to be Anthony. We gotta, we gotta have something else be Anthony. Like Anthony's the BHVR. Yeah. He's, he's the main designer of the game. Okay. So anyway, uh, Geralt is going to be Vittorio. Uh, artist will be Leshen. I didn't play enough of the Witcher to know. And then they're going to have Yennefer, Siri, Tris and Aridin. I don't know who Aridin is either. And then it's going to tie into the next

[01:04:59:22 - 01:05:05:16]
Toxic Teacher
 fucking chaos shuffle. No, because I don't like

[01:05:05:16 - 01:05:41:15]
Toxic Teacher
 playing chaos fucking shuffle because the last time I played that, they gave me the shittiest fucking perks. Got a forest scape. They were clicking flashlights in my fucking face. I'm sorry. I am so fucking sorry that you got it to get Geralt stuff. You got to play the shittiest fucking mode that they could come up with besides maybe two VA, which was fucking bigger fucking shit because you couldn't even play as kill. Anyway, okay. I'm going a little off topic here. So let's all settle down for one moment as we, as we do, we need meditation here on camping them softly. Okay.

[01:05:43:01 - 01:06:32:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Anyway, now they, they acknowledge that they, the killers are all fucking bug. They acknowledge all their releases fucking suck until they get them fixed six months later. And then Jake, they announced some, some community winners of some different fucking cosmetic contest. And then there's a frowny face on singularity. They're going to pick, I don't even know what any of this fucking shit means. Like I have no idea. So now we we've got to get, we've got to get Nikki, give, give your full thoughts on this anniversary shit, except for the F N A F stuff. Since we already talked about it in particular,

[01:06:34:05 - 01:06:58:14]
Toxic Teacher
 talk about the support a creator shit, explain it to me and tell me how I can manipulate humanity through this fucking program to become the only streamer left on this fucking miserable

[01:06:59:20 - 01:07:00:08]
Toxic Teacher
 planet.

[01:07:02:04 - 01:07:11:05]
Toxic Teacher
 What has happened to this stream? This, if you were, if this is your first episode listening, I don't even know what you're feeling right now. Like what are you feeling?

[01:07:12:11 - 01:07:48:14]
Toxic Teacher
 I can't, I can't with this fucking shit. Like, hang on. Do we have any more? I need some more sounds like I'm going off topic now, but this is, this is how I, um, this is how I like, I'm, I'm rebuilding here up to the next fucking wave of bullshit. You know, you gotta have the lull, right? You can't just go fucking full tidal wave all the time. Like destructive tsunamis come in waves. They don't come all at once. So that's the way this destructive fucking tsunami of, of toxicity, of toxic domination comes. Uh,

[01:07:50:19 - 01:08:15:19]
Toxic Teacher
 oh dude, guess what I fucking found. I found a fucking sound board just of dead by daylight shit. He won't shut the fuck up. Dude, does this go on for fucking ever? Hang on. Oh my God. He won't stop. Hang on. Oh, there we go. So this has all of the dead by daylight sounds.

[01:08:15:19 - 01:08:18:23]
Speaker 61
 I came, I came.

[01:08:18:23 - 01:08:24:23]
Toxic Teacher
 This is great. I could use this. You know, this changes everything, right? I came.

[01:08:31:08 - 01:08:34:06]
Toxic Teacher
 What the fuck is happening? That's Leon.

[01:08:41:17 - 01:08:58:07]
Toxic Teacher
 I love this. I love this shit that I've got these sounds now. Oh, yeah. We all know who that is. We should play guess the fucking sound. Like next time I have a guest on, we should play guess the fucking sound. What are the rest of these?

[01:08:58:07 - 01:09:04:04]
Toxic Teacher
 I

[01:09:04:04 - 01:09:09:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 don't.

[01:09:09:12 - 01:09:10:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Dwight.

[01:09:13:06 - 01:09:19:12]
Toxic Teacher
 Can I somehow put those in a song? I love it. Let me, let me hear some of these other ones.

[01:09:21:20 - 01:09:22:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Yeah. We got sound.

[01:09:22:20 - 01:09:27:01]
Toxic Teacher
 I

[01:09:27:01 - 01:09:30:10]
Toxic Teacher
 like that one. Okay.

[01:09:31:20 - 01:09:32:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, I screamed.

[01:09:32:15 - 01:09:33:12]
Toxic Teacher
 No,

[01:09:35:11 - 01:09:35:15]
Toxic Teacher
 no.

[01:09:37:10 - 01:09:46:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh dude, we're, this is good. I love this shit. The box. I love this.

[01:09:46:15 - 01:09:52:05]
Speaker 61
 I came. I came. I came.

[01:09:52:05 - 01:10:07:01]
Toxic Teacher
 I think we did a pretty good. I don't know. Oh, when

[01:10:07:01 - 01:11:08:00]
Toxic Teacher
 do I use that? When is the, when is the Leon shut the fuck up. Maybe I could put that in a song is like the chorus to the song. I'm actually going to try that. I will. I guarantee you I'm going to try it. And I'm also still working on the German strongman competition. And I got the t-shirts in that I was talking about the medium fucking t-shirts. I'm going to keep one of them and give three away, but we're going to talk about that later. And we're fucking an hour and 10 minutes into the podcast. So you're going to hear about that shit. Fucking later. Any way. Where was I? Oh yes. Uh, we needed to talk. Nikki was going to fucking tell us about all this shit. So, um, on like, tell me about the fucking Fortnite and the fucking creator fucking program and what, what this means for us as the, I don't know what I call you. What do I call the fans? I don't even know what, what's the fucking word for the people who, uh,

[01:11:08:00 - 01:11:12:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 what the fuck unhinged lunatic mode engaged. Jesus Christ.

[01:11:13:17 - 01:11:16:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You want to hear my full fucking thoughts on this year.

[01:11:16:08 - 01:11:41:14]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Jesus. Nikki. It even gave me an error message and said that this could fucking be a nightmare because of what the fuck is in, uh, Hey, uh, type this, Hey, type this shit out like normal. You are putting things in that are throwing, throwing off the text to speech thing. Bitch.

[01:11:42:16 - 01:11:48:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Let me see what he says here. He's a hate ticket. Okay. Here we go.

[01:11:51:11 - 01:11:53:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. Okay. Cleaned a version.

[01:11:54:17 - 01:11:55:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Here it is.

[01:11:57:18 - 01:12:15:19]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Here we go. We're going to figure out, we're going to figure out how to use this thing to our advantage, to make it ours, to, to use this to become the number one with your help or with my help or with Nikki's help. I will become the number one dead by daylight podcast. Okay. Anyway, you see, I'm starting to pick back. Support a creator.

[01:12:15:19 - 01:12:19:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yes. Yeah. All right. Let me explain what this is and how we're going

[01:12:19:12 - 01:12:51:02]
Toxic Teacher
 to, no, I thought we were supposed to fucking talk about the whole thing. Like what, what, what, what, what is fucking happening? Okay. Redo that. Oh my god. Oh my fucking God. What is, what is fucking happening? I don't know. Uh, I thought he was supposed to do the whole fucking thing. I don't know. Okay. Nikki, tell us about the support of create. I don't, I don't fucking know what's happening, but that's the fucking podcast. This is my life right here. Okay. Support a creator.

[01:12:51:02 - 01:12:53:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Go support a creator.

[01:12:53:12 - 01:12:53:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[01:12:53:22 - 01:13:12:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yeah. All right. Let me explain what this is and how we're going to turn it into a weapon. Yes. It's a new system. BHVR says it's like Fortnite. Yeah, correct. Basically you get a little creator code. Okay. And when people buy skins or spend or excels or whatever, a cut of it goes to the creator whose code was used. Now, okay.

[01:13:12:04 - 01:13:42:02]
Toxic Teacher
 This is fucking away because they're not getting as many views. I, I don't know. Maybe they are, but the fact is the big creators are going to get a fucking shitload of money. They're going to be making even more, especially the assholes that fucking don't even deserve to be creating this bullshit that I'm creating that I deserve to be creating, but they're going to be making even more money. That's all I gotta say. Anthony, whoever can, I know Anthony was the one that came up with this. You know that shit.

[01:13:43:09 - 01:13:50:00]
Toxic Teacher
 So no. Okay. But I can make some money off of this. Okay. And then we can, I can spend it on drugs or something.

[01:13:50:00 - 01:13:56:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Sounds nice on paper, right? Yeah. But the cut is microscopic. Oh, we're talking one pepper flake in the whole lasagna.

[01:13:56:12 - 01:13:57:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Probably can't buy it.

[01:13:57:11 - 01:13:59:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 It ain't about the money. It's about control.

[01:13:59:08 - 01:14:22:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. I mean, that's 100%. I can't buy a lot of drugs with what I'm going to get, but the drugs I can buy are going to get me fucking hooked. BHVR and fucking is getting me hooked. And then I'm, I'm not going to have enough. So I'm going to have withdrawals. So I'm going to have to push all you guys to buy a fucking bra for sable so I can get money for a cocaine.

[01:14:23:18 - 01:14:45:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Let's keep going. Here's how you manipulate this whole miserable program until I'm the only streamer left on this cursed planet. Okay. Step one. Yeah. Flood the market. I make $300 accounts each with a dumb name like pastor priest or marinara warlord or entity is Italian.

[01:14:46:19 - 01:14:49:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Every one of them is pushing a variation of my creator code.

[01:14:49:04 - 01:15:20:05]
Toxic Teacher
 But okay. So you get, okay. I don't know. Am I going to get banned from dead by daylight for even mentioning that? Like, would you, I don't think so. You know what I'm going to say? I'm going to say this is what other people will do, not me because I am a moral and upstanding person, but other people will do this or will try. And we are here to stop it. Obviously. Right? Like that. That's what we're here for. I'm talking to you and there you go. Okay. So all accounts. Okay.

[01:15:20:05 - 01:15:27:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 And I stream on all of them. Doesn't matter if the content is garbage. It just needs to exist. Flashy titles, fake giveaways,

[01:15:28:23 - 01:15:31:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Tik TOKs of me DCN with dramatic violin music.

[01:15:31:11 - 01:15:46:10]
Toxic Teacher
 I think we could do that. Like, I think I can actually make that. I'm going to have a 3d avatar of Nikki made have it like he's playing DVD and then DC. Actually, I probably could do. Could you imagine? Could you fucking imagine it?

[01:15:47:11 - 01:15:47:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[01:15:48:17 - 01:15:56:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I make the noise so loud. Nobody else can breathe. Oh, G. Step two. Yeah. Infiltrate the whales.

[01:15:56:10 - 01:16:11:22]
Toxic Teacher
 The whales. Oh, you know what? Not whales, not you Trent, but we're talking about whales in terms of fucking, uh, in terms of like spending on microtransactions. Right? Is that, is that what we're talking about? I would assume. Okay.

[01:16:13:06 - 01:16:23:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 The big spenders. Yeah. The ones buying every Dwight sweater. Like it's a new religion. Jesus. I get in good with them. Okay. I flatter them. Yeah. I say they, oh no.

[01:16:23:01 - 01:16:26:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Here it comes. Nikki.

[01:16:27:17 - 01:16:38:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 They don't. They don't. They don't. They don't. They don't. They don't. They don't. Okay.

[01:16:41:05 - 01:16:49:12]
Toxic Teacher
 So he said like you, you, uh, next time you buy that, maybe type in my code, help the family skimming pennies off every clown mask they buy. Okay.

[01:16:49:12 - 01:17:01:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Anytime another streamer promotes a dal shimmy steam machine. Oh, I show up in, in chat like a fucking ghost in the pasta machine.

[01:17:01:21 - 01:17:10:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So whenever another streamer promotes their code, he goes into their chat. This is what other people are going to do.

[01:17:10:00 - 01:17:26:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I drop in with, Hey, is this streamer really Italian or are they just another cog in BHVRs anti-pasta propaganda? Oh God. I start rumors. I post fake screenshots of them saying sauce is mid. I turn their chat against them. I stir the pot until it boils. Step four.

[01:17:26:02 - 01:18:06:19]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Jesus. He, he doesn't even stop on step three. This is fucking mafia bullshit going into other chats, turning streamer chats against it. This is going to get me fucking banned and I'm not this supporter creator program. They're going to ban me from this. I guarantee you that market down froggy is item number three. We got item number one is fucking, they're going to nerf the quitting because of the 12 year olds item fighting. What did I, I just wrote item fight. Oh, the new item coming is going to be like a gun or a taser or mace or something. That's going to hurt the killer to the point where they fucking win the match automatically or something. Okay. Uh, next Nikki, step four, total

[01:18:06:19 - 01:18:26:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 domination. Oh Jesus. The community doesn't even realize what happened. Do they know by then all the fog economy flows through me, every Jill Valentine skirt, every hag cosmetic, every ghost face, reskin, they all send a little taste back to the family. This doesn't even matter which code they use. I got 50 of them. They're all mine.

[01:18:26:12 - 01:18:38:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. This is, this is turning into something. I'm starting to get a little worried here, to be honest with you. This is actually turning into mafia level bullshit with dead by daylight's fucking support a creator program.

[01:18:38:09 - 01:18:41:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 So yeah, support a creator.

[01:18:41:17 - 01:18:42:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[01:18:42:10 - 01:18:59:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I support it. Of course you do. I support it so hard. I'm going to strangle the system with it. Somebody will do this settles. It's me on the throne surrounded by empty Twitch chairs shouting into the void, respect the sauce or support someone else and get the fucking hook.

[01:18:59:21 - 01:19:06:19]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. Support the sauce or fucking get the fucking hook. Where's the fucking sound for it? I had it.

[01:19:06:19 - 01:19:11:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh

[01:19:11:05 - 01:19:20:06]
Toxic Teacher
 my God. Okay. Nikki, I'm sorry. I interrupted you. I interrupted you. Get the fucking hook.

[01:19:20:06 - 01:19:24:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Now give me the next part of this anniversary circus so I can spit some more truth.

[01:19:24:01 - 01:19:29:05]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know that we have time. We are at it. We are at two fucking hours now.

[01:19:30:06 - 01:20:17:15]
Toxic Teacher
 And Jesus Christ. Um, I do. Do we go over the rest? Like we've talked about bucket hats. We've talked about five nights at Freddy's. We've talked about fucking, I don't know. We've talked about so much shit. I don't even remember what was earlier in this episode. Like I can't, I can't even think about it. Uh, so what were the rest of the things they, they talked about how they fucking, they sucked, right? Like all their shit was bad. They talked about, um, the quality of life changes. They talked about the Witcher coming. They, okay. So let me, let me just go through. Okay. Let me, I am, I know that this is terrible. Okay. So let me do this and I'm going to give it to Nikki. I'll say Nikki,

[01:20:19:07 - 01:20:24:16]
Toxic Teacher
 uh, BHVR just had ninth anniversary stream.

[01:20:26:21 - 01:20:40:19]
Toxic Teacher
 Here are the notes, the notes, uh, go through it and rate, um, the items on how Italian they are. There we go.

[01:20:41:23 - 01:21:57:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Um, there we go. If they are, if they are terribly on Italian rate them on how British they are. Oh, there we go. This is, this is going to get the results. I want, you see the fucking genius here. Do you see the genius behind this deck and froggy? You see it in trend from Wales. He's, he's, I don't even think he listens to this garbage. And then we've got the, the British person. I've been meaning to get on the podcast, but our, our schedules don't really, uh, sync up that well. So that's a, that's a fucking, that's why he has not been on yet, but you can guarantee I get a British person on here. Nikki's going to be alive with them and it's gonna, it's going to be a fucking train wreck and it will get me out of the creator program. Okay. He is, oh my God, he's going, he's going on and on and on. Um, okay. Nikki go into detail, get rid of the fucking bullet points and emojis. Okay. Curse more, please. Bitch. There we go. That's going to get me what I want. Okay. Oh yes. He even calls me a bitch. I love it. Anthony. Okay.

[01:21:59:02 - 01:22:30:00]
Toxic Teacher
 I wonder like the transcript is going to have the word Anthony like 57 fucking times. That's the name of this episode is fucking Anthony. I think. And then notice I don't have my background music. I need it. I accidentally muted it earlier and I didn't, I didn't turn it back on as, as he was talking, you know, this is the third wind here is I'm, I'm, I'm resting for a minute. I go into a small hibernation mode, but then I will be back with a vengeance here in just a moment.

[01:22:31:01 - 01:23:03:12]
Toxic Teacher
 And you know when that moment is, it's, it's going to be in the next segment. This is a nightmare. I don't know if anyone's actually listening at this point. If you are listening, uh, very good that that's so sweet of you to still be listening. Okay. Nikki, uh, Jesus fucking Christ. Uh, I wonder if there's a way to make him not as like prone to being a like a maniac. Is there a way I'm kind of editing his settings now. Now let's generate the speech and we're going to see how he sounds.

[01:23:03:12 - 01:23:21:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You want the real fucking breakdown? You got it, bitch. Oh yes. Let's talk about BHVR's ninth anniversary stream and how fucking Italian it was. Yes. Or was it? It was strapped the fuck in. I'm going to walk through it like I'm marching through the fog and loafers. Dipped in. Oh shit.

[01:23:21:19 - 01:23:31:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Not a fucking game. Nikki, you fucking piece of shit. God damn. You just said God damn.

[01:23:31:10 - 01:23:39:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's both points. Just a mouthful of marinara and pure disrespect. Thanks. So first thing they opened this thing with a nostalgic reach around to packs east. You're going too fast.

[01:23:39:12 - 01:24:36:06]
Toxic Teacher
 2016. Oh, remember the humble beginning. Why is he talking so fast? Shut the fuck up. Go slower. What is happening? Why is life like this? I don't know. I don't know. Hang on. Hold on. Let me fucking do this. Like you're just fucking here. I'm just recording just random as, as I'm going. This is the worst episode of the podcast that we've, we've ever had. I think this might be the worst. And this is why guys, this is why we're number two here on a fucking camping and softly. Why can I not get to what I'm trying to fucking get to? There he is. There it is. There he is. There it is. Bitch. Um, okay. Here we go. Is that the voice? Is this, is this the voice? I think it is. Yes. Okay. Now let me, let me check. Let me check the fucking settings here and then let's, uh, okay. So now we fucking go, let me turn the, let me turn the fucking sound off.

[01:24:36:06 - 01:24:43:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You want the real fucking breakdown. You got it, bitch. Let's talk about BHVR ninth anniversary stream.

[01:24:43:00 - 01:24:43:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[01:24:43:15 - 01:24:55:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yes. How fucking Italian it was. Okay. Wasn't that wasn't strapped the fuck in. Thank you. I'm going to walk you through it. Like I'm marching through the fog and loafers dipped in garlic oil. Jesus Christ. No, God damn.

[01:24:56:20 - 01:24:58:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 No, no,

[01:25:00:10 - 01:25:09:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 that came. Why? Oh, bullet points. Just a mouthful of marinara and pure disrespect.

[01:25:09:00 - 01:25:10:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Thank you. Nikki.

[01:25:10:07 - 01:25:55:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 The first thing they opened this thing with a nostalgic reach around to packs. Oh, remember the humble beginnings. Oh, the tiny booth. Shut the fuck up. That's what we call Sunday dinner energy. The whole family gathered, someone crying, someone breaking down how the dream started with randomness. Jesus. That's Italian shit. It is. That's my shit. Okay. Sit your ass down and honor the tradition of chaos mystery and making it all up as you go. I love this practically the Denty family model. So yeah, props. Okay. Allow it. Oh wow. Then they start jerking each other off over how far the licensing has come. We got Freddy. We got ghost. Yeah.

[01:25:56:19 - 01:26:13:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 No shit. Okay. The family's fucking legacy. Yeah. Ghost face. Uh-huh. I baptized that motherfucker in basement hooks. That's a guy. Yeah, it is. That's S A B A M cannon. It is. Every killer they add is just another cousin I haven't sued for copyright.

[01:26:15:02 - 01:26:24:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 So yeah, I was smiling at that part for like five seconds until they moved on to support a creator code.

[01:26:24:01 - 01:26:50:04]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know. I don't know how to respond to this. And I did not read any of this and I want to apologize for the, you know what? I don't let's keep it in. I'm not editing a fucking word of this and we're going to see what happens. I'm never going to be in support of creator. I'm never going to be a fog whisperer so we can leave in this fucking vulgar ass language. So keep going. Nikki, let's do it. Fucking barrel ahead. And I'm on my third wind now.

[01:26:50:04 - 01:27:03:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh, fuck me with a rusted pizza cutter. Jesus. What are we doing now? I don't know. Creating a bourgeois point system. Apparently. What is this fucking Hogwarts? Yeah. Oh, look at me. Use my creative code and I'll give you a digital high five in a tea voucher.

[01:27:03:21 - 01:27:14:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So he seems to feel far different than he did 30 seconds ago, but that's what other people do. Not us. Right. Anthony. Okay.

[01:27:15:08 - 01:27:34:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I don't need a fucking code. What is cold, hard bribes. I need loyal. What is happening? Someone who tunnel for me on command and send crumpets to Earl Grey's doorstep with a bomb thread inside. I don't want to support a creative.

[01:27:35:12 - 01:28:24:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I want them scared. Oh my God. I want them indebted. What? The second this shit rolled across the screen. I knew it was British as fuck. I could smell the stale biscuits and polite mediocrity wafting through my monitor like anti Italian radiation. Next. They brought back twisted masquerade. Did they? Okay. Read that fine. It's got masks. Yeah. It's got vibes. It does. It's got drama. Yeah. All very operatic. It is. That's Italian adjacent, but they don't lean in. They don't take it full score. Stacey. Where's the candlelight? What? Where's the revenge plot? Where's the fucking dramatic meatball duel at the end? Dramatic meatballs. Wearing bird masks. Like we're in a Renaissance fair sponsored by Etsy. Missed opportunity.

[01:28:24:08 - 01:28:27:22]
Toxic Teacher
 A jabronis jabronis. It's your brownies dummy.

[01:28:27:22 - 01:28:33:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Then comes this new killer. They teased summer P T B the dread warden.

[01:28:33:23 - 01:28:39:13]
Toxic Teacher
 They did not. What the fuck are you talking about? I think he's just making shit up at this point.

[01:28:39:13 - 01:28:50:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 They start talking about the anniversary tome next and look, I like, look, I love a dramatic backstory, but they never, never do an entry on the family.

[01:28:51:02 - 01:28:54:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Where's the dente? Scroggs. Did they? Mama marinara's look count.

[01:28:54:20 - 01:29:31:13]
Toxic Teacher
 What is happening? They didn't talk about this shit. Did they talk about dead by daylight mobile? Did I totally miss this fucking? I miss everything that is in these notes. I didn't read the notes. I'm going to admit that that I didn't even fucking read them. But where, where are the notes? Did, did they say it? Oh, I didn't even give him the notes. Did I? No, I did. I didn't even, did I give him the notes? I thought I copied the fucking notes. I don't think I did. I think he's just making shit up. That's this podcast, by the way, um, is what?

[01:29:32:13 - 01:29:35:21]
Toxic Teacher
 No, they didn't even fucking, these are the fucking notes, Nikki.

[01:29:37:07 - 01:29:38:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on.

[01:29:39:06 - 01:29:41:14]
Toxic Teacher
 He, yes, he did just fucking make it up.

[01:29:42:17 - 01:30:11:12]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm so fucking confused. Right. I am 100% the most fucking confused. I've been on the podcast since the fucking last episode where we were talking about Nia and her, uh, live in whatever, uh, Casey. No, these are the fucking notes, Nikki, the fucking notes, Nikki, Nikki react to this shit and curse there.

[01:30:12:19 - 01:30:48:22]
Toxic Teacher
 That's it. Okay. Now he's, now he's going. So what do I do? I'm, I'm, I have to rest to get the fourth wind. We're at an hour and 30. This could end up being the longest podcast we've ever had. And nobody's listening. You know, nobody's listening at this point. All right. Jesus fucking, I'm tired. Like I'm actually tired. This is becoming a marathon and it is a marathon at an hour and a half. Whenever you're like this, by the way, um, what do we, what do we talk about? Did we talk about childhood? Do we talk about the giveaway, the future giveaway? I don't, I don't even know. Um, we could, we could talk, hang on. When in doubt, when in doubt,

[01:30:57:02 - 01:30:57:16]
Toxic Teacher
 uh,

[01:31:02:07 - 01:31:07:04]
Toxic Teacher
 just start playing noises. Right. That's what we, I don't, I, okay.

[01:31:08:06 - 01:31:52:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Here we go. We've got the breakdown now and we're ready. I don't even fucking, what the fuck happened with this shit? It's awful. Okay. This is the correct fucking breakdown. God damn it. Tired. See, that's the fourth wind right there. You think, like, do you think I'm like mentally unwell? Is that, is this what this is proving this whole fucking, this podcast, the stream, everything is, is toxic teacher has a mental illness that is undiagnosed. Actually it is diagnosed, but, uh, it's worse than we thought it was is the problem here. And why is it not fucking doing it? Like it's not generate like, have I broken everything I own?

[01:31:53:22 - 01:32:01:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Like I think I have. Okay. Here we go. I generate, you click fucking generate and it's supposed to fucking generate.

[01:32:01:05 - 01:32:06:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I finally, you dropped the actual fucking meat and bones. Yes.

[01:32:06:05 - 01:32:16:04]
Toxic Teacher
 No, I accidentally closed the fucking shit. I accidentally closed that whole fucking thing. Oh my God. This is the worst fucking thing.

[01:32:17:04 - 01:32:57:22]
Toxic Teacher
 And I want to apologize to the new people to you over in fucking, uh, not Dublin because you've been around forever, but I want to apologize to fucking Muskogee. I want to apologize to Leenster. I want to apologize to everybody on that fucking song. Right? We know the song it's coming up here in a minute. If I can even do it. I'm not doing it yet. That's not happening yet. For those of you that spoiler alert, we do that later. We don't do that right now, but, um, okay, here we go. Yes. This is where I want to be. Here's where I want to be. Here's what I want to do. And here's the next button I'm going to press. And now it's happening.

[01:32:57:22 - 01:33:23:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I finally dropped the actual fucking meat and bones. Yes, I did. Let's go through this thing piece by piece. And I swear on mama marinara's place. If I smell one more British game dev trying to balance the fog, I'm going to crack a teacup across the monitor. Strap and bitch. Okay. I'm strapped opening history recap. Okay. So they kicked off this whole fucking thing with chance of heat. You kidding me?

[01:33:24:20 - 01:33:53:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 We're nine years. Oh, wait, no, we already talked about this dream and you're talking about this shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, cosmetics and events. Yeah. There we go. Collection. Fine. Whatever. Uh-huh. Geralt with Vittorio. Yeah. Well, it's weird. It is like seeing your uncle cosplay for the first time. And you don't know whether to call the cops a cheer. I would call the cops cockles back. Cockles? His gravel, throat, his soul gravel. But I'm not going to take him seriously until I see Geralt use dead hard while shouting fuck.

[01:33:54:07 - 01:34:22:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 And the mission for artist is a vibe though. Oh, I'll allow. I don't know who lesson is. And Hey, what the community want to vote. That's cute. Can we get one for which killer should be allowed to camp without judgment? Yes. No, didn't think so. No. Final notes. Okay. Final notes. Here we go. Uh-huh. The part where BHVR admits their patch broke more shit than it fixed and then says, don't worry. We love you. Yeah.

[01:34:23:23 - 01:34:25:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You love us. Yeah.

[01:34:25:01 - 01:34:25:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Right.

[01:34:25:11 - 01:34:58:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Unnerf my killer builds and stop catering to these TikTok flashlight twirlers who think dead hard is a human right. Yes. They acknowledge the bugs. Bitch, I am the bug. I camp with the bug. I marry the bug. Don't you dare try to fix what makes this game glorious. Chaos. Yes. That's the breakdown. You filthy animals. You want to format this into a script? No. Let me know. Otherwise I'm off to review the witcher skins while screaming respect the sauce into a funnel. Yes.

[01:34:58:13 - 01:36:03:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Thank you. Thank you. If they love us, they would unnerve half of these killers. Undo the last 12 fucking patches of nerves for killer mains. And that will prove that you love us. Not just admitting that the game has been shipped for fucking four out of the last seven years. You get rid of all this shit. Give us ruin back. Give us fucking no ed back. Give us a second new one, but put no ed on three fucking totems. And that'll say that you love us. Mr. Anthony. There we go. That's what we fucking need. And I need to turn that sound up. Can I turn Anthony up? I can't even turn him up. I wish I could fucking turn it up even louder, but it won't hang on. No, I need it. I'm going to figure out a way. I will figure out a way to make Anthony fucking louder. Okay. So that's the patch notes. We've already talked about this. We've had talks at fucking news. We've done. I turned my background music off again and did not turn it back on. I just let it play. Let it rip.

[01:36:04:19 - 01:36:35:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Anyway, so that's going to bring us to our last segment of the day. I didn't know I was going to do everything today, but I did everything today. So thank you very much for that. I deserve a fucking round of applause for lasting this fucking long with this intensity. Nobody else can fucking do this on a podcast. Have you ever heard this kind of exactly? That's what it is. No, that's shit. It's not it, but close, but close.

[01:36:36:13 - 01:37:45:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Anyway, last segment of the day. We know, we know what the, do we know what the last segment of the day is? We do know what the last segment of the day is for those of you who've been here, those of you who haven't or those of you who have not read the fucking, uh, the, what is it? The chapters that come up, uh, that, that are half wrong. Um, most of the time, why do I say half wrong? Most of the time? Is that right? Yeah, they would be half wrong. Most of the time you couldn't most yeah, you can most of the time be half wrong. You can't half. Uh, well, I guess you could. I don't, what does he fucking even saying at this point? What am I doing? What am I, oh, I'm pulling the fucking, oh, I'm pulling the fucking, uh, the, the, the, the, uh, the cities. Right. That's because that's the next segment that people are actually going to know the song to. Do you guys know this? Like, you know it. We probably know all the cities in order now. Yeah. Oh yeah. We know. Right.

[01:37:48:05 - 01:37:51:14]
Toxic Teacher
 I need a new one though.

[01:37:52:19 - 01:37:54:12]
Toxic Teacher
 I think we already talked about this.

[01:37:55:22 - 01:38:00:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. We're where the fuck are the viewers from? Yes. Tell me who's watching.

[01:38:02:07 - 01:38:32:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. I don't know who has the guns, but let's turn that down and you see, I can still keep it in the background. That's, that's how good I've gotten at this shit. So anyway, we've got to pick one and guess what? I haven't fucking picked one yet because that's called preparation for a fucking podcast. I don't do that because that's not our thing here. So let me go through. I'm going to have our good friend. I'm not going to have a fucking Nikki, uh,

[01:38:33:05 - 01:39:40:07]
Toxic Teacher
 come up with the city. I'm going to have, let's have, fucking Earl gray come up with the city this week for better or worse. And let me go to, let me go to last, or let me go to the last, uh, here, Seattle, by the way. Thank you for coming by Newark. You are one of our most loyal listeners of all time and I really appreciate you coming by. Um, but in the meantime, let's have Earl gray. Hey, Earl, you son of a bitch. Hey, Earl, you son of a bitch. Uh, we have a segment on our podcast camping them softly where Nikki talks about his antics in a city. This time you get to pick the city. Okay. How's that sound? Uh, the city choose from this fucking list. You crumpet. Humper. How does that sound? Okay. And then there we go. We hit enter and then he is going to pick from the list and, uh, oh Jesus.

[01:39:42:02 - 01:40:02:00]
Toxic Teacher
 No, we already did that one. Okay. Pick Mitch Merton because that's in fucking the UK. That's not gonna fucking work. That's okay. Pick one not in the UK, please. Okay. This is one we haven't done.

[01:40:02:00 - 01:40:04:15]
Speaker 60
 No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.

[01:40:04:15 - 01:40:11:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So here we go. Let me, uh, let me, uh, tell you

[01:40:12:23 - 01:40:20:10]
Toxic Teacher
 what city it is. It is. I gotta, I gotta pull it up. I, there's some things I gotta pull up here. It is a Vancouver,

[01:40:24:15 - 01:41:44:14]
Toxic Teacher
 British Columbia and our, uh, in our good friends to the North Canada. I gotta turn that fucking song down. It's too fucking loud. Okay. Vancouver, Canada, swift kick 85. I don't know if you've ever been there. If you go back, swift kick, we interviewed him. He is our most famous Canadian guest and our only Canadian guest. And, uh, we, yeah, we need to talk about Vancouver. I don't know anything about Vancouver other than the fact that we had an MBA team there, the Vancouver Grizzlies, which since moved to, uh, Memphis, Vancouver has how many fucking people in it? It's got, uh, two million, uh, 2.6 million in the Metro area. That's pretty big city. So that's, uh, yeah, they're on the West coast. There are, uh, there are pictures on the Wikipedia of, um, police destroying union workers for some fucking reason. And I don't know why that is, but now we need to get Nikki on fucking board and tell us his story about fucking Vancouver. Hey, Nikki, this week on where the fuck are the viewers from, uh, we've picked Vancouver, Canada,

[01:41:46:05 - 01:42:22:10]
Toxic Teacher
 and we heard you, you have a wild ass story from there. What the fuck happened and curse a lot when you tell us, when you tell us bitch. Okay. That, that seemed to get a good response. That's what I want to hear. So where do we, where we have Anthony? I don't know how many times Anthony is going to show up on the podcast. I may, it'll be in the notes though. We'll, we'll have to get it in the liner notes.

[01:42:24:02 - 01:42:49:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. He's still going. May 10th. He was here. No, wait, today's may fucking 10th. Oh no, it's 2019. Okay. It's the ghost face gondola debacle. Oh Jesus Christ. Do they have gondolas in, uh, in Vancouver? I don't, I don't even know if, if that's a thing, is that a thing? I don't know. Beats me. Okay. Nikki, tell us about

[01:42:51:04 - 01:43:31:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Vancouver and your, your, uh, your time there. Too many concurrent requests for what it won't even, won't even translate. It says I've done too much. You fucking done too much. You fucking piece of shit. Uh, thing I, you know how tired I am. Do you know how tired I am? I'm, I'm going, whenever I talk to Mrs. Toxic today, she's going to say, why does your voice sound like shit? And I'm not going to be able to give a good response to that without sounding like a fucking maniac. This will end in fucking divorce. If I try to even halfway explain to her what's what, why?

[01:43:31:18 - 01:43:38:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Hey, yo, Vancouver, let me tell you something about this frigid, scenic maple syrup soaked fever dream of a city.

[01:43:38:17 - 01:43:39:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Why do you sound of it?

[01:43:39:18 - 01:43:43:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Get chased through a ski resort by a ghost face riding a fucking gondola.

[01:43:43:05 - 01:43:43:18]
Toxic Teacher
 What?

[01:43:43:18 - 01:44:01:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 No, then shut up and let me explain. Why does he sound like it's 2019. There you go. I'm in Vancouver under the name Giuseppe mascarpone, mascarpone supposedly scouting locations for a Sabam owned pasta fusion restaurant called Mac and meatballs.

[01:44:01:11 - 01:44:09:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Mac and meatballs. Hey, what is Mac and meatballs? That actually sounds good. Macaroni. Wait, do people put meat in macaroni? Is that a thing?

[01:44:11:04 - 01:44:14:15]
Toxic Teacher
 I think it is. I would, I would put my meat in macaroni.

[01:44:15:18 - 01:44:25:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 In reality, yeah, I'm there to crash a secret B H F V R summit.

[01:44:26:01 - 01:44:26:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Jesus.

[01:44:26:17 - 01:44:35:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Hosted at the top of grouse mountain. What is gross mountain? And invite only developer retreat where they test new killer mechanics in real time.

[01:44:35:23 - 01:44:37:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh wow. I didn't know that.

[01:44:37:02 - 01:45:01:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I think my way in by claiming I was the lead designer of the spaghetti loop and algorithm. Whatever the fuck that means. And they just let me in. Of course. Canadians are too polite. That's a threat. Not a compliment. Uh huh. Inside devs and flannel are they? A snowmobile full of concept art and a prototype ghostface AI rig called operation shades. Tell what the fuck.

[01:45:02:20 - 01:45:34:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What is he talking about? Supposedly learns from the dominant local culture, which in Vancouver means this ghost faces stealth fit. Stealth mechanic was based on passive, aggressive eye contact and artisanal kombucha brewing. What the fuck? I swear on mama marinara sauce. Oh wow. This fucking ghost face swoops down from the gondola, slices through a devs toke and lands on a snow bank like it's fucking John wick in a hockey ad. Pandemonium. I try to pull aggro by throwing garlic knots, but Oh, he did that in fucking the other city.

[01:45:34:09 - 01:45:36:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, he did that in fucking the other city.

[01:45:43:12 - 01:45:45:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Redo that fucking part.

[01:45:47:14 - 01:45:59:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I swear on mama marinara sauce. Yeah. This fucking ghostface swoops down from the gondola, slices through a devs toke and lands on a snow bank like it's fucking John wick in a hockey ad.

[01:45:59:04 - 01:46:00:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah, we got the joke.

[01:46:00:04 - 01:46:40:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Pandemonium. Yeah. I try to pull aggro by throwing garlic knots, but the fucking moon walks through the trees and downs a guy using only proximity based guilt. Oh Jesus. Eventually I lured him into a trap. I sat near a poutine stand, slipped a trail of fake perks and blood point coupons leading straight to a snow blower powered by rigatoni. This is insane. Frostbite explosion. Ghostface slips, flies off a ski jump, and lands in a Tim Horton's drive through. I vanish into the woods leaving behind nothing but a half eaten meatball sub and a steaming pile of anti Italian conspiracy theories. What? To this day, Vancouver ghostface is still on the BHVR banless.

[01:46:41:13 - 01:46:42:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 They blame me of course.

[01:46:42:20 - 01:46:43:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[01:46:43:13 - 01:46:47:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I corrupted the AI with excessive bravado. What the fuck?

[01:46:48:23 - 01:46:51:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's how we do it in little Italy.

[01:46:52:00 - 01:46:54:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Even when little Italy's in fucking Canada.

[01:46:54:02 - 01:46:56:19]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. That that was Vancouver,

[01:46:57:20 - 01:48:34:00]
Toxic Teacher
 British Columbia. Thank you, Vancouver for coming by. I need a cheering for them Vancouver. I still, I did not understand that story. The ghostface where the ghostface was an AI. So we're going back to fucking five nights at Freddy's. It was a mechanical ghostface that tried to kill. So BHVR built a mechanical ghostface animatronic that tried to kill Mickey and he made it explode by doing something. I don't, a poutine stand was, I have no clue what's what's fucking going on. I'm tired of this shit. We've got did, did the new patch drop is the PTB live a DBD new patch. I've got to check on X because we are nearing the fucking, I gotta put the fucking background music back. There we go. When does that patch drop? Has it dropped yet? DBD dead by daylight. You follow me on X by the way. Follow me on not on taking X, but follow me on X. Let me see here. Is it live? The patch notes. Do they even say working on most frequently? They kill switch something. I didn't even see that. I totally miss that fucking shit. Epic game sale right now. There's a sale on something else. I can't, I can't find what, okay. DBD patches. Okay. Can we find where the fucking last patch is?

[01:48:35:04 - 01:49:04:02]
Toxic Teacher
 8.7 0 steady pulse patch. Now we already did that one. What's, what's the most recent, is there a new one? Live patch notes. This, this isn't it. What, where, where can I find the fucking patches? I want a DBD patch list, bitch. Um, that list of all patches. Here we go. I'm trying to Google and Google fucking sucks. They don't even have the 2015 fucking patches on here.

[01:49:05:03 - 01:49:22:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Steam DB. Is this it? Steam DB. Will they give me something last record update 9th of May? That was yesterday. What's the fucking patch note? 8.7 on the sixth steady pulse. Is this live? Is this fucking live? Do I have to get on steam?

[01:49:24:03 - 01:49:25:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[01:49:27:07 - 01:52:01:02]
Toxic Teacher
 This is all toxic teacher does is fucking scream for three fucking hours. It's almost been two hours. I see it's an hour and 49 fucking minutes. Can we, okay. Dead by daylight. There's a game called who's your daddy on steam that just came up whenever I typed in D. I don't know what that is. Okay. Does it? Okay. Here we go. And then I go to like community hub, right? Oh, here it is. Oh yeah. It's on a $5 steady pulse. So I guess it is live. Do we have new patch notes? I can't go through those patch notes right now because we have been, it's, it's been fucking two hours. So I'm not going to go through them, but it says yes. Now available on steam. Here we go. Um, do they have any kind of, they don't have any notes. Oh, they do have fucking notes. And I did. Okay. There's, there's a rela Rose. Uh, you can go eat cold pasta if you don't like her. What? Okay. Uh, yes, these are the notes. The quest system is out. I have not even played it yet. We're going to have to talk about it. Uh, they have real life skin reflections. They have bug fixes, but yes, it is live. And I don't even know why we were talking about whether or not it was live. Why did we talk about it? I don't even fucking know. I, I have totally forgotten why we're even talking about it. But anyway, we can talk about that fucking next week. We're two hours. I'm fucking done. My throat hurts so fucking bad. We talked about five nights at Freddy's and why it sucks. We talked. I'm not even going to go over what we talked about. Frogging. Remember to write down, uh, nerf the anti quitting because 12 year olds are going to be playing item. They're going to bring a gun or something to dead by daylight. They're going to bring something so anti killer to this new item. It's going to be fucking ridiculous. And there's a third thing I was going to fucking write down, but I've totally forgotten. If you go back and listen, there's probably somewhere in there and, uh, that is it for this week on camping them softly. Dak, you said you loved the outro songs that say what happened in the episode. I don't even know what this fucking outro song is going to sound like because I even made it, but it's, I don't even know what genre to make it. I'm trying to think of it. Give me a random fucking music genre. Okay, here we go. Give me a random fucking, Hey, Nikki, give me a random Nikki. Give me a random fucking music genre for episode 53 of camping them softly. Uh, the outro music that summarizes the episode.

[01:52:02:08 - 01:52:10:13]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. Give me a random fucking music genre. Kenny do that. Give me a random genre filthy gobble, ghoul sniff and freak show. Okay. Milit,

[01:52:11:17 - 01:52:43:19]
Toxic Teacher
 militant. What the fuck is this? This is a long ass. Oh, oh God. No, I've never. Okay. I, I'm going to have to play. I'm going to have to like put this in here so you can hear him talk about this genre of music. He apparently just fucking invented that you're about to hear this song in a few minutes. I don't know what this fucking song. This is a fucking nightmare on ice. Hang on. No, do the first part you motherfucker.

[01:52:43:19 - 01:52:51:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All right. You filthy gobble, ghoul sniff and freak show. Yeah. Here's the outro music genre for episode 53 of camping them softly.

[01:52:51:16 - 01:52:52:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Jesus.

[01:52:52:09 - 01:53:05:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Militant chamber disco. Militant chamber disco. It's like if Donna summer started a coup inside a haunted Victorian mansion, synth strings, militant snare rolls, glockenspielz and violins tuned with violence.

[01:53:05:09 - 01:53:06:05]
Toxic Teacher
 What the fuck?

[01:53:06:05 - 01:53:25:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 There's a baseline that struts like it owns the fog. Oh, and every downbeat feels like a slap from a powdered wig filled with glitter and disdain. Oh my gosh. This is ghost facing a powder tuxedo dancing through cold wind like it's Versailles.

[01:53:25:10 - 01:53:31:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Ghost facing a powdered tuxedo dancing through cold wind like it's Versailles. I'm so fucking confused.

[01:53:31:07 - 01:53:36:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 This is Nail Carlson caught sneaking out of a Royal gala with a flashlight and a bloody nose.

[01:53:36:19 - 01:53:37:16]
Toxic Teacher
 What?

[01:53:37:16 - 01:53:39:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 This is Earl Grey's worst fucking nightmare.

[01:53:39:19 - 01:53:40:19]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[01:53:40:19 - 01:53:59:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 This is Nail Carlson caught sneaking out of a Royal gala with a, why are you repeating yourself? It captures the tone of 53 perfectly. Does it? The aristocratic meltdown. What? The stealthy sabotage. Sabotage? The survivor salt spiraling into a tick talk opera. That's not what happened. I yo, what? Wrap it up with a harpsichord solo and a police siren. Why?

[01:54:00:21 - 01:54:06:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Because that's respect bitch. Want to hear what this genre might sound like in a prompt or style description.

[01:54:06:16 - 01:55:32:21]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm going to have you give me a style description after we end the podcast. That way I can have this fucking song made. Dak, you said you liked it. So we're doing it. I don't know what's happening and what's happened to my life, but next week on keeping them softly, we're going to have to talk about the steady pulse chapter. If there are any fucking updates to the, uh, to the, um, five nights at Freddy stuff, we'll talk about that. Uh, we'll talk about some new developments. If I get any progress made and then maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe we'll talk about the giveaway of these three fucking medium shirts that I can't fucking wear or I can't stretch them out Italian style with all the pasta that I'm not eating, but we'll find a way to give these shirts away. Join the discord, join the stream toxic teacher TTV, join the fucking, uh, Tik TOK toxic teacher TTV, the YouTube, the toxic teacher, and then also of the podcast, five stars and all that bullshit. And if you want to come on the podcast, let me know, shoot me a message on any of those or email me the toxic teacher at gmail.com or camping them softly at gmail.com. And that is it for this fucking week. I believe now we've got to start. I bet that I bet the outro music is starting now. Satan, see us out. Get the fuck out of my place. And there's the outro music.

[01:55:35:07 - 01:55:38:23]
Toxic Teacher
 No,

[01:55:41:05 - 01:55:41:14]
Toxic Teacher
 nothing.

[01:55:41:14 - 01:55:48:10]
Speaker 60
 I got nervous. I had two missed schools. Anthony, Anthony, no, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.