Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Ep. 55 – BHVR’s Patch 9.0.0, Labubu to LaBullsh*t, and Nicky in the Fog!

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 55

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Ay yo. BHVR just dropped patch 9.0.0 like a microwaved meatball sub and called it innovation.

Toxic’s out here soundin’ like he gargled sandpaper after four flights, but we still tear through every note of this janky-ass Public Test Build. “Going Next” penalties? I rate ’em a 9. Spawning tweaks? Trash. Bloodweb automation? Finally. And don’t get me started on Claudettes who treat gamma sliders like goddamn therapy.

Then—then—the fuckin’ episode gets hijacked by these cursed little plush demons called Labubu. Grown-ass adults dressin’ up anxiety gremlins in tiny North Face jackets like it’s a cult run by Etsy. I pitch a hostile takeover. Tiny Italian street goblin merch. Meatball pendant accessories. “You disrespectin’ Nonna” energy. This ain’t satire. This is war.

We also debut a new segment called Sh*t in the Fog, where I tell true-ish stories from my time stuck inside the Entity’s asshole. Betrayal. Gen-tapping. Dwight sabotage. The usual.

💀 Nicky’s Body Count – Ep. 55

  • 1 soundboard Satan summoned
  • 3 LaBooboo executions proposed
  • 7 rejected European listeners
  • 2 rage fits over Pop Mart
  • 1 Dwight concussed by locker
  • 4 DB squeals of “FUNG!”
  • 1 Claudette snitched on without hesitation
  • 17 cuss words censored… then immediately uncensored
  • 1 ghostwritten roast of Sammy Hagar
  • 5 TikTok influencers verbally obliterated
  • 1 cursed capitalist marketing plan involving meatball-scented plush dolls

LaBooboo-Fu: Off the Charts
 Fungmin-Fails: Weaponized
Dwight IQ: Terminal
Final Rating: 8.5 outta 10 on the Nicky Scale (just shy of a sacred sauce certification)

Listen or get Labubu’d. Your call.

-Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente

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Speaker 1:

Let's turn this La Boo Boo, la Bullshit, into La Boo Bucks.

Speaker 2:

Yes, it's the fucking podcast From the top Toxic teachers camping them softly. He's here to play every single fucking day. Toxic teachers camping them softly. Got the crowd shouting all the way Toxic teachers camping them softly.

Speaker 3:

Kill them, make them all obey Toxic teachers camping them softly. Oh, hello everybody, this is Avon. There we go, there we go. We've got the sound. I've got my sound. This is Camping them Softly.

Speaker 3:

For those of you who don't know, we are Camping them Softly. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to talk, okay, anyway, and that's why we're banned in Europe. We are still banned in Europe. For those of you who don't know, I even emailed the people the podcast.

Speaker 3:

People said why is nobody in Europe downloading my podcast? Like it's obvious that nobody is downloading. Can you tell me why nobody in Europe? Like all of a sudden, we go from 30% listeners in Europe to like 5%. They're like nothing is wrong. We checked everything. You are fine in Europe. It's the Europeans don't like you. Give me a hell.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I got those sounds back, though. I've even got a new Satan sound. I kind of like that. This one's a fun Satan as opposed to the unfun Satan, which is what the anyway one of the holy books says. He's not fun, but this one. You heard that in the middle of the year. Anyway, that's beside the point. Guys, this is Camping them Softly, the non-European version of the podcast, apparently as of about three episodes ago. So we are on episode I haven't even checked. We are on episode number 55. I suppose that's a good thing to be on episode 55. Wasn't there a song? There was a song, right, like she can't drive 55. Um, I and for those of you who are not from the U S, I know you're not listening to this anymore or for those of you under like 50, uh, probably about 45, there was a song playing right here. Wait, no, is this the song? Yeah, this is it. This is by Van Hagar Van Halen with Sammy Hagar as a singer. But they were upset because the speed limit.

Speaker 3:

There we go oh, this is Sammy Hagar, this is a Van Halen. I'm sorry, I'm getting my. I'm getting my shit mixed up. This was an anti. I can't with that song in my ears. I can't concentrate whenever Sammy Hagar is in my ears. The song was called she can't or I can't drive 55. See how fucking off I am. It was I can't drive 55. It was by Sammy Hagar, not Van Halen. Sammy Hagar later became the singer of Van Halen and they called it Van Hagar whenever he was a singer, as opposed to David Lee Roth, who was a singer before, which you might know, like some of the songs are more famous.

Speaker 3:

Anyway, the speed limit in the United States was 55 years old. I believe that was the. That was the um, the maximum speed. So Sammy Hagar of Van Halen fame or of Sammy Hagar fame, depending on how you look at him wrote this song in protest and that's my long ass way of saying we are on episode fucking 55. Long ass way of saying we are on episode fucking 55. Thank you, crowd who adores me.

Speaker 3:

Anyway, we've got stuff to actually talk about, remember, last week, I think. I think. I think I'm going to say it again. I think that we that I said that there was not going to be a whole lot to talk about. It turns out that there is in my voice. I want to apologize. I have been on like five, four or five flights in the past 24 hours. Uh, getting back, there was a. There was a kind of a travel mishap. I have been all over the fucking place and I am fucking exhausted. But guess what? I'm still going to do this shit for you because, for some reason, I fucking care about you even though you don't care about me. Yes, that's correct, and I pushed that button at the perfect fucking time. So, anyway, what was I saying?

Speaker 3:

We're on episode 55 of the podcast, guys. We have made it 55 fucking episodes, but we have a lot to talk about. We surprisingly have things to talk about because they have released some of the notes on the 9.0 PTB, which means I'm going to have to pull it up because, guys, I'm going to admit, as always, that I was not fucking ready for anything. And why are we on the 9.0 PTB? Because we're on 8.7. So, okay, yeah, changes coming in, 9.0. Do we not get like 8.8 and 8.9? We're just going straight to 9.0. I don't know. Just tell me, I'm fucking, I don't even know, so I'm playing stupid. So we're on 8.7. This is 9.0, but we're going to talk about 9.0. So we have got to go through this and then we. Isn't this a start of it? This is a start of a segment. For those of you who don't know, I think it is. We're jumping straight in, we're going in quick. I think you might, you might know this segment, right, do?

Speaker 2:

you. Yeah, is it? Oh no, oh no.

Speaker 3:

You know what this is, dude? Oh yeah, Toxic fucking news. Remember the Paulettes. We all know the words.

Speaker 2:

I'm turning it up and it's breaking.

Speaker 3:

Uh, uh, yeah, Paulettes, there you go. You remember the fuck do I still play this trash? It's the Toxic Fucking News. There you go. You remember the fuck do I still play this trash? It's the. That's what you could enjoy the song, but it's me talking over it that gives it all the panache, and you know it's a lot of panache here. That's what we're full of. We're full of so much fucking panache. It's ridiculous. Even though it's a French word, we're still full of it. I don't even know what I'm saying. I don't know what I'm fucking saying and you can tell. You can tell whatever I'm on, because I'm on at the beginning of the episode this time and we're still listening to this fucking song, fucking news. I like how he just like says my name like toxic. I don't think we've ever gotten this far in the song here we go yes.

Speaker 3:

Oh wow, we have a breakdown. I've never been this far to the song on the podcast. I love it. I want to keep going, I want to keep going, I need to keep going. Oh, dude.

Speaker 2:

It's the toxic fucking news. The fucking news that's toxic. Oh dude.

Speaker 3:

Are you fucking serious?

Speaker 2:

Preacher Toxic. Fucking serious yeah, fucking news. We're listening to the whole thing, I don't care. Oh yeah, what is this? It's the toxic fucking news. Fucking shit. There we go, I'm keep going. It's the toxic fucking news. It's the toxic fucking news. It's the toxic fucking news.

Speaker 3:

I'm still going, I'm not stopping. Oh yeah, it's the toxic fucking news.

Speaker 1:

What the what the fuck.

Speaker 2:

Well we have a crowd, are we still going? What?

Speaker 3:

I'm trying to hear what he's saying. It sounds like that weird AI gibberish. I can't get it. I don't know what he's saying.

Speaker 2:

What the fuck is happening. It's just that we're in church and I love it.

Speaker 3:

What the fuck? This is chaos. Okay, there we go. I think we're done. We made it through the whole fucking song. We've never done that before. That was amazing.

Speaker 3:

Anyway, let's talk about fucking dead by daylight, because that's what we're here for. So, um, I'm gonna go over. So it seems to be the case that if I go over it first and then we have nicky talk about, it goes a little bit better. For those of you don't know, nicky is our co-host. He is fucking anthony anthony. He is our italian mobster co-host. There he is get this subway for the spicy italian.

Speaker 3:

What I can't stop? These sounds shit. I accidentally, and if I push it twice on my new machine, it plays it twice. When does it stop? Is it just? I pushed it like four times. I think it should stop now. Okay, there we go. What was this one? You remember that, everybody remembers that. But we gotta talk about dead by daylight.

Speaker 3:

Okay, let's, let's quit the bullshit. Let's cut all this bullshit out. We're gonna talk about toxic fucking news. Okay, I can't get the noise to fucking go off. This is a nightmare of a podcast. We're only we're less than 10 minutes in. It's a great thing that no Europeans will ever hear this. Hey God, I've got the. Where did the new Satan go? Thank you, new Satan as opposed to the Satan 2.0 without all the bugs. Okay, anywho, let's go over it. I've got it pulled up here and I have not read any of these, so I'm just going to go. They have the go next prevention, so they're going to have the system where um where you, you know people can't just give up all the fucking time like they do.

Speaker 3:

Right now. I am in, you can count me in on this. So it says we added a system to identify whether a survivor sacrifice is an intentional attempt to go next. Okay, so they're going to say, is this person trying to go next? That's the first question they answer. If a player is identified as intentionally going next, they receive a disconnection penalty point. Okay, whatever that is, we don't know what that is yet, but let's keep going.

Speaker 3:

Remove the option to self unhook on the first hook unless they have one of the following perks equipped and I bet you that's going to be any of the perks that like either increase your chances or automatically get you off the hook. So it looks like it's slippery meat up the ante and any kind of luck offering. And then it said added unlocks the ability to attempt to unhook yourself to luck offerings. Okay, so it's just saying if you are carrying this offering now you get to try to unhook yourself. That's fine. And it says survivors are no longer instantly killed after two struggle skill checks pass without any, because right now, if you just if it, if the skill checks, if you fail to boom, you're dead. Right, that's it, so they. So they've changed this. But here's the thing it says we made the above changes in order to tackle going next from two directions. Oh, they're trying to be, they're trying to get sneaky here. They're going to penalize repeat offenses and limit exploitability. It says they're going, this is going to I don't know, actually, because you can't do it anymore, right, like, how would you even do it? How would you even try to do it anymore? Right, like, how would you even do it? How would you even try to do it? You would have to bring a luck offering and then purposely fail or something to be able to do it. Because you can't try to unhook on the first stage unless you got one of these. And then if you fail two skill checks, it's just going to keep going. So I guess it's going to. Even if you try to go next, you're just going to. Instead of failing two, you're going to fail three, four, five, six skill checks. So that's going to extend out any, um, any, whatever your your time on the hook before you're dead, so somebody can come over and get you and then you can just sit there and get fucking hooked again.

Speaker 3:

Okay, then we've also got here. So I want to give that. I've got actually got to give that. I think it could be good. There we go, turn that shit up. Anyway, I think it could be good, but that remains to be seen. Do I have my background music here? Hang on? Where are we on music here? Hang on, where are we? Are we here? Do we have it? Are we here? Hang on? Stop it. Do we have it? Is that it? Oh, soothing? Yes, it is soothing. You are. Consider yourself soothed by the toxic teacher. My, my voice is so soothing, okay, anyway.

Speaker 3:

Next thing we've got an extreme hiding update. I don't know if the update is going to address extreme hiding or if the update itself is hiding extremely, but we're getting ready to find out. It says they've updated the AFK detection system. If a player is considered AFK, crows will begin spawning above them, beginning with one and capping at three. If once a survivor has three clothes, three clothes, three crows, three, three crows they lose collision with other players. Oh, that's so, okay. So you can't body block somebody into oblivion. Okay, that, okay. So they've got the three crows and people can walk through them. Okay, I, I, that's not that much of an update they also have. I can't even give that an air horn. I'd have to get the fucking. Uh, yeah, that that's about all it deserves here. Um, the next thing is is they're going to have blood web spending improvements to where you can automatically progress. You just put hey, I want to progress 20 levels. You type in 20, you progress 20. So that's that.

Speaker 3:

Mori updates. It can be activated when two or more survivors are dead and the second to last survivor is hooked. Okay. So think about that. You've got two survivors left. You've hooked one of them. You can mori the other. Okay, so that's gonna. That's gonna make you be. You don't have to wait for the other one. You know that's a survivor thing, because they were like he's waiting for him to get fucking, fucking hooked. So I, you know, so then he can mori me, and I don't like that. So you have to change that. So that's, if victory is assured, you get to mori. So it's also good for killers, but you know, survivors were the ones that brought it into existence, but it just so happened to help us.

Speaker 3:

So, um, it says right here map offerings. Uh, the choice is no longer a guarantee. Spawn rules. Uh, survivors, spawn is close together. They spawn on the same floor, the killer will not spawn at the center of small maps, and then they change those things around. Um, that's going to be interesting. I don't know what that means yet. I don't know what the effect of that is going to be, but so that remains to be seen. I can't, I cannot, I cannot give my opinion one way or the other.

Speaker 3:

They also have the updates to the fucking shit the gamma. They've changed some stuff with the lich. They've changed some perks. They just gave the most random fucking. They said for the following perks, we've adjusted their numbers because they weren't being used very much, and they did that for killers and survivors. So we have no fucking idea what's going on. But they said they weren being used very much and they did that for killers and survivors. So we have no fucking idea what's going on. But they said they weren't used very much, so we changed their numbers. But we're not going to tell you how much we fucking changed the numbers in the first place. So let me, I don't know that the biggest thing is the go. Next We'll see how much that affects the game.

Speaker 3:

Will people quit? Will people just, you know, live with it? I don't know. Or will they figure out another way to throw the match. That's going to be the curious thing here. Will they just run up to the killer? Will they sandbag other survivors? There's 20 different ways that this thing can go to make this a living fucking nightmare.

Speaker 3:

Hey, hey, nikki BHVR just released their uh 9.0.0 notes for the new PTB. What do you think? Here we go and then we paste, and then we'll see what, uh, what he has to say, that's gonna, that's gonna take a minute. So while he's doing that, you know the Five Nights at Freddy's is going to be the 9.0. So we were talking on our Discord about that is that you know, whenever this comes out, there is going to be a flood of new people coming in as soon as Go Next goes away, and these are going to be people who like five nights at Freddy's, and you heard me say that in a previous episode that these people, the ones who like five nights at Freddy's, are the ones who would probably use go next as much as fucking possible. So that's going to be, uh, that it's going to be interesting.

Speaker 3:

Um, here we go, we're all. We're almost there. We're almost there. Okay, nikki has a lot to say about this shit. Um, scroll down. Hey, um, here we go. And then let me throw him in.

Speaker 3:

We're, we're trying to get here and, by the way, guys, I'm actually coding an AI, nikki. That will actually be better, I think, than what a lot of these websites can do, because you know a lot of these websites like 11 Labs and ChatGPT and stuff. They do so much but you can actually do it all on your computer. If you know how I've been using this coding thing, that's actually helping me a lot with like how to make the internal brain work and stuff. I don't know if it's ever going to happen. You know, that sounds pretty. That sounds pretty slick of me to even think I could do something this big. But I'm really going to. I'm going to try to do it. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3:

And, nikki, you fucking type this shit to where I can't even fucking. I have to like take out all his fucking. He, for some reason, he types in emoji. I say don't use fucking emojis. Guess what the first thing he does is. I think it's on purpose, but anyway, here we go. Nikki, what do you think of the 9.0? I may have to change the volume.

Speaker 1:

Bhvr really dropped patch 9.00 like it was hot marinara, except instead of feeding the family they served up some lukewarm fucking olive water and called it innovation. Okay, strap in, because I'm rating this mess nicky style one to ten. Where one is british pasta salad, okay, ten is nana sauce, so sacred you need vatican clearance to stir it. Oh j Jesus Going next. Punishment system score yeah, nine out of ten.

Speaker 3:

Oh, he got a nine out of ten. He gave a nine out of ten to the go next. Okay, that's exciting hey.

Speaker 1:

You got my thing there. Finally, bhvr grew a pair and told all the rage quitting dipshits. Nah, you stay on that. Fucking hook, paisan. Yes, if you're going to dc, yes, you better have a note from your mama, correct? Mercury better be fucking retrograding I don't know if that's a verb. They basically nerfed yolo unhooks to respect the fucking hook or get the penalty.

Speaker 3:

Yes, yes oh shit, I don't know what that was, but I had had actually had to cut out part of the podcast. Nikki went so insane. There was some freakish sound that would not stop. I could not. I could not figure out what the fuck was happening, so I had to. I had to stop that. So, anyway, let's keep going here. So the go next penalty to Nikki gets a nine out of 10. I respect it. Let's keep going. I don't even know I regenerated everything. I don't know if it's going to work, but we're about to find out. Nikki, oh shit, I accidentally hit the button again.

Speaker 1:

Nayo BHVR really dropped patch 9.0.

Speaker 3:

Bitch Okay, hang on, we're, we're. Bhvr grew a pair and told all the way we already talked about that bonus.

Speaker 1:

They basically nerfed yolo on hooks too. Yeah, we already talked about that fucking score. Okay, here we go. Eight out of ten. Okay, the crow. About time they dealt with these crow collecting freeloaders, clogging up my lobby. I agree, three crows, yeah, collision, that's poetic justice, like stepping in your own risotto. Yes, you, you should add a fourth woku. A fourth woku, a crow, a crow, a labubu. That pecks your ass for trying to body block the killer. Oh, pecks you on the ass they should do that.

Speaker 3:

By the way, I did say labubu. For those of you who know what that is, I just found out this week. Apparently, it's a fucking thing. I don don't know exactly. I think it's these little things you put on your purses and then you buy outfits for the little things, like a Tamagotchi For those of you who are like my age, it's like a real life doll Tamagotchi that you put fucking. You put some overalls on it, you spend way too much money for them and fucking hang on. Maybe Nikki knows what a Labubu fucking is. Okay, hang on, hold on, hold on. This could.

Speaker 3:

This is going to devolve into something else completely before we can get through these patch notes. Nikki, what the fuck are the Nikki? What the fuck are these things everyone is talking about? I think you put them on your purse and put fucking clothes on them. My coworkers were talking about it Sounds like horseshit. If you ask me, okay, we'll see what. Yeah, anyway, so that's what I know. That's the minute thing I know. I do not know why adult primarily adult women are doing with these labubu things If unless it's the new Beanie Baby I think it could be you remember Beanie Babies way back when that was like the thing right Like the, before they became like shitty little.

Speaker 3:

Like you know the things that you buy at the gas station. By the way, I worked for the company that sold those Beanie Babies at the fucking gas station. Oh my God, no, this is it. He actually has something to say about the La Boo Boos. I don't know what it is, but we're about to fucking find out. Okay, here we go, these little fucking freaks. I don't know, I don't know where this is going. I'm going to apologize.

Speaker 1:

Hey, y'all, don't even get me started on this. La Boo, Boo, shit. You're telling me grown-ass adults, functioning, bill-paying, probably doing their taxes. Adults are out here dressing up keychain goblins in outfits and hanging them off their purses like it's a goddamn fashion mafia for cursed Furby Gremlin. Hey, there's another one. These little freaks. Yeah, what are they? Look like if a beanie baby got possessed by a demon that really liked acid washed overall Big ass ears, eyes like they just saw what you did in the bathroom mirror and names like they were invented by a toddler Mid-seizure People out here scalping them like it's Supreme Drops. We're talking $400 for a knockoff troll doll what With anxiety issues wearing a hoodie and then they got fits. What real custom fucking outfits? No, they don't. I saw one in a tiny north face jacket. No, you, did you ever look at a gremlin in winter?

Speaker 3:

wear and question all your life choices at once no, they do not have north face fucking jackets for these. Fucking labooboo. Hold on, labooboo. What the fuck is happening here? Labooboo, I'm just typing in labooboo. Okay, so it's on pop Mart. These are fucking. They have a pop Mart at the mall and I was showing my wife. I was like here is a fucking store that I would never go into in my life. Labubu, okay, here we go. We're on Wikipedia now. You notice how toxic fucking news has become. Labubu fucking news Now. It says Labubu is a brand of collectible plush toy monster elves, created by Hong Kong designer Kai Sing Loung, marketed by and sold exclusively at China-based retailer PopMart. Lebooboo is the name of the main character in the series.

Speaker 2:

You're not done with that. We got two words for ya.

Speaker 3:

LeBooBoo began. Okay, we already did that. Lebooboo was first introduced in 2015 and gained recognition in 2019. Labubus are described as having a playful yet slightly fierce look, featuring round furry bodies, wide eyes, pointed ears and sharp teeth that form a mischievous. This does sound like a demon, aside from labubu herself. Okay, they're fucking supporting characters. They belong to a tribe called the monsters, including the characters mococo, pato spooky taikoko, who is labubu's skeleton looking boyfriend, and Zimomo, the leader of the monsters with a spiked tail. This sounds like somebody was on fucking acid. So you got Makoko, pato, spooky Tycoco, zimomo and Labubu. That's okay, and they're often sold in blind boxes collected in two themed lines.

Speaker 3:

The first labubu key ring line, titled exciting macaroon, was released in october 23 to uh 2023. I can't even talk, dude, this fucking shit. Okay? Um, black pink's lisa was spotted with a keychain labobo, and that's where it came from, because apparently, who is Blackpink and who is Lisa with Blackpink? Oh, they're a K-pop group, so you have somebody from a K-pop group put a labobo or a kimono or a Pinocchio, I don't fucking know. She put it on her bag. Everybody decided they want one. Now everybody at fucking works putting these fucking demon, fucking Furby elves on their fucking bag. Okay, hang on, nikki. What else do you have to say about the Laboo Boo?

Speaker 1:

I have. I saw it on a co-worker's desk and nearly had a spiritual crisis. He has co-workers and these psychos. Yeah, they swap clothes like it's Project Runway for possessed woodland creatures. No, they don't they be like. Oh, this one's the Halloween drop Bitch. It looks like a bat took LSD and crashed into a spirit Halloween dumpster. You know what this is.

Speaker 3:

Hey God, do they really have Laboo Boo designer clothes? See now, I, you know what this is. Hey god, do they really have labubu designer clothes? See now, I'm going down the fucking rabbit hole of labubu clothes. Okay, question mark. Okay, um, I don't see any. Okay, so I have not seen.

Speaker 3:

I'm looking here the best place for labubu clothes from popmart collectors, subreddit. Oh jesus christ, um, hang on, let me, let me see. Hey, y'all, just wondering what the best place is, or where you are going to find all the cute outfits I see here for the boo-boos. Oh gosh, wait, I found the perfect thing. Okay, just be careful. If you use Etsy, you can generally find cheaper on AE. What is AE? Oh, aliexpress, oh, jesus, got seven items for like 25 bucks Now, see, okay, hang on now.

Speaker 3:

Okay, here's what I have to say about this. I am judging the people for getting fake outfits to put on their little gremlin dolls, but we fucking you and I we have bought skins for characters on a video game that don't even exist. We have bought in some of y'all fought, fought, buck and bras, bought fucking bras for Sable, and so can we judge Labubu based on Sable's bra? I don't fucking think so. So I think we can't get up on this moral high horse here. Moral high horse, is it a moral high horse or you're just getting on a high horse? We know it's a moral high horse, right? You can't get on an immoral high horse. There's only one type it's a moral high horse.

Speaker 1:

Nikki, what Happens when people ain't scared of getting punched anymore? Yeah, back in my day, yeah, you brought a fucking demon plushie to school and someone put it in the microwave. Now you get tiktok clout. So, yeah, your co -workers. Yeah, they ain't talking about hobbies, they're part of a fucking cult, a pastel colored, wide-eyed, debt inducing cult.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I swear on mama marinara's sauce spoon. If I see one of those labubu bastards on a DVD hook before Ghostface gets a cannoli-themed cosmetic, I'm burning the fog to the ground. This is one million fucking percent anti-Italian tech. You can't convince me otherwise.

Speaker 3:

Oh, dude, there we go. Nicky, we got the labubu. Hey, hey, labubus, should we get a? We should have a toxic themed LaBooBoo. Thank you, nikki, for coming by. That was amazing. That was amazing. I did not know LaBooBoos would become such a big part of this episode, but I got to fucking find, because we can't like somebody. Can, hey, shut up Fucking. Okay, there we go. I'm trying to think we could get a t-shirt for fucking Laboo Boo and then I could jack the fucking price of that.

Speaker 3:

Here I'm going to say, nikki, how can we use Laboo Boo to our advantage? Okay, how, okay, so how, oh my God, is my keyboard not working? What the fuck, dude? What it what? What's happening? It's not. I'm pushing the fucking buttons and it's not doing anything. Why not? Um, okay, the laboo boo. I think it was a laboo boo that did it. Well, why is it not fucking doing anything? Like, see, this is what we do here on camping them softly. And guess what, I'm not even going to fucking stop the podcast. That's what most people do. That's what most rational people would do. They were like, oh, we're having technical difficulties, we've got to stop the podcast. Not me, I keep going, bitch, we're doing it live, just like bill o'reilly. Okay, so how can we make some money as, uh, a podcast slash toxic empire off of this stupid ass?

Speaker 3:

Labubu, labullshit, that's what I'm going to call it. Labubu, labullshit, that's the perfect name for it. Even though there's always a thing, there's always a labubu in society, right, do we not agree? There's always a labubu. It's not always called labubu, but there is labubu, because there's some stupid shit that we feel like we have to have, that we don't have to have, that will make us feel terrible, and that we have to fit in. We got to be part of this fucking group and if we don't have this little piece of goddamn shit, we are not going to be part of the group and we're going to be the worst piece of shit ever. If we don't have this fucking key chain thing, that's going to hang off the hook with a little teeth and with a little Makoko. Don't even bring Makoko on your fucking shit, because if you do, you're going to get laboo booed.

Speaker 3:

If you Makoko, what is that? Oh, that's for if I cuss, that's if you want to in the. You know, there we go. I didn't know, I had that button. Okay, there, nikki, nikki yelling at labobos. Oh gee, can we get that? Can we just get a video of nikki? Actually, I'm working on a video of Nikki, but that's coming later.

Speaker 1:

Hey yo, now you fucking thinking like a don I am. Let's turn this la boo-boo, la bullshit into la boo bucks. Yes, here's how the Camping them Softly podcast Toxic Teacher Empire flips this cursed gremlin economy into pure pasta-fueled profit La boo-boo la bullshit One. Yeah, Fugit da botu Paki. Knock off line what you heard of? La boo-boo Meet fogga da botu Fogga da botu Tiny. Italian street goblins Tiny.

Speaker 3:

Italian street goblins.

Speaker 1:

A tiny tracksuit. Yes, a marinara stain. I'm in A gold chain with a meat that screams. You're disrespecting my nonna. I'm in. Sell them as off the oh 10. What, oh what? They shot the course. Oh, they're faulty. So what? Oh no, oh, satan be implicated. Limited drop 49 and 95 cents. You ship them in meatball sub rappers for immersion. Oh, podcast merch okay.

Speaker 3:

So what he was saying is they have a face that screams you're disrespecting my nana and then you sell them as authentic Saban collectibles for 50 bucks. Drop them in a meatball sub wrapper for immersion. There we go. That's perfect idea, I think. All right, let's keep going.

Speaker 1:

Over LaBubu. Hater collection LaBubu 2, podcast merch crossover LaBubu hater collection.

Speaker 3:

Labubu ain't welcoming. Labubu ain't welcoming. Labubu ain't welcoming. Little italy t-shirts. I don't know why. Every time he goes crazy he speeds up to fucking 90 miles an hour afterward what oh, jesus mugs that say this coffee tastes like labubu tears.

Speaker 1:

Beanies with embroidered phrases like eat pasta, not plastic demon. Okay.

Speaker 3:

I can't, nikki, you're fucking going nuts, I don't know what's happening. The past couple of episodes he has been a fucking beast, a fucking nightmare beyond all human comprehension. And we need to. Actually, I've been kind of a beast beyond all human comprehension, but that's because I'm fucking tired as shit and I don't feel good. But I'm going anyway because for some reason I like you people at least some of you, but not you, uh trent, if you're out there, because he's in europe and I'm not a big fan but yo, yes, now you fucking thinking like a don thank you.

Speaker 1:

Let's turn this la boo boo, la bullshit into la boo bucks. Capisce la boo bucks? Here's how the camping them softly podcast Teacher Empire flips this cursed gremlin economy into pure pasta-fueled profit. The forget Forget about it. Knock off line. I'm in. You heard of Labu Bu? Yes, I have Forget about it.

Speaker 3:

Forget about it, tiny.

Speaker 1:

Italian street goblins.

Speaker 1:

I'm in, I'm in Everyone, everyone has a tiny track suit, a marinara stain, a gold chain with a meatball pendant, a face that screams. You disrespected my nonna. Sell them as authentic. S-a-b-a-m collectibles Limited drop $49.95. You ship them in meatball sub-wrappers for immersion. Second podcast merch crossover Lababo hate a collection. Okay, la Boo Boo ain't welcoming little Italy. T-shirts my brain is about to Mugs that say this coffee tastes like La Boo Boo tea. Yes, we already got that. Beanies with embroidered phrases like eat pasta, not plastic demo. Okay, then sell what? La Boo Boo body bags, tim La.

Speaker 2:

Boo.

Speaker 1:

Boo body bags. Are you fucking serious? I'm in Zip pouches for storing the cursed freaks, or coins or garlic cloves, whatever. Third rating your labubu Disrespectfully segment. Okay, On the podcast you launch a recurring roast segment.

Speaker 3:

Why is he doing an accent?

Speaker 1:

You rate your labubu and we'll judge it harder than the entity judges at DC. And Claudette, I would rate labubus, I wouldn't rate LaBooBoo's. Uh-huh, I've seen basement bubbles with better drip than this sad fucking gremlin. If this one ends up in my purse, I'm setting the whole bag on fire. This is serious. I'm in. I'm going out Four Black market LaBooBoo ring. I'm in. I'm in Four Black Market La Boo Boo Ring. Start buying rare La Boo Boo drops, but don't scalp them. Use them to rig giveaways and RNG raffles for subs. I can't stop Win this limited edition La Boo Boo Nikki Piston live on stream. I can't what? Get one autographed by Mama Marinara via Meatball Stain. I can't stop Insinuate.

Speaker 1:

BHVR is colluding with the La Boo Boo Syndicate. Spread it in your Discord. What are you doing? Get the drama going. Drama equals engagement, equals monetization. Of course it does.

Speaker 1:

Hook the La Boo Boo Fan game. Make a fake web game where you play Ghostface hooking LaBubus. Every hook equals pasta. Every DC equals garlic bomb. What the fuck is he talking about? Make it HTML5. Slap it on your site. Sell I'm shashashashash. Sell ad space and drop a Patreon tier 4. Custom kill animations for your LaBubu submission Bonus move. Make a limited run vinyl soundboard of Nikki yelling at La labubu submission bonus move. Make a limited run vinyl soundboard of nicki yelling at labubu. So if you're you wide-eyed ceramic, fuck, get off my desk. This one's looking at me like it owes me money in marinara labubu more like the bullshit. Sell it on bandcamp as the fog hates plush a spoken word threat tape. Oh my god, are you done? They're gonna worship a bug-eyed funko fetus in a crop top. We might as well extort the fuck out of him for profit. That's respect based capitalism. Baby you in, or what?

Speaker 3:

oh my god, I am in. That's fucking. Oh my god, there was. There was too much in there for me to like I couldn't. I could not mentally process what was happening in this segment. I think it's because of how he pronounces the boo boo, and I think I'm going to have to crop out some of these lines to make them like soundboard sounds, like like this gem right here the boo boo more like the bullshit.

Speaker 3:

Sell it on band camp. I can't Okay. So that's La Boo Boo. We know more about La fucking boo boos and the cocos and the tutus than we ever wanted to know on this podcast, so we'll have a recurring and apparently TikTok is all over this, like Laoo boo openings, like you know, like it's, it's funny, it's funny and let's back up for let's get. Let's get serious here for a second. Okay, are we trying to get serious? I think we're trying to get serious here for 10 seconds. Is that? I think that we have gotten like nerd culture has like spread everywhere, because now you know it was nerds that did all the fucking unboxing videos for like PlayStations and fucking whatever, like what was the, what was the nerdiest fucking unboxing shit, like Pokemon cards and whatnot. But now, like influencer women are unboxing demon elf key chains and making fucking millions of dollars off of this shit. That's where we have gotten in fucking society. And I'm going to. I'm how much.

Speaker 3:

Where can I fucking find a labubu? Okay, pop Mart, hear me, if I go to Pop Mart's website, can I get a labubu right now? If I, if I wanted one, hang on. Okay, I'm on the website. Um, are you in Canada? Are you in the Canada is what it asks me. No, I'm not. I'm in the United States. Please charge me more money because of Donald Trump.

Speaker 3:

Um, okay, so here we go. We've got a hockey poo-poo hossy poo-poo that, that's not laboo-boo, that hossy poo poo that that's not labubu, that's hossy poo poo. Where do I actually find labubu? Okay, there it is. I'm on the labubu site. 84 fucking 99 for a labubu. Like that is fucking stupid. Here's labubu. Okay, and no, this can't be real. This fucking can't be real. There's LaBooBoo gloves for fucking $27, but the little figures are what you're getting, what you're paying out the fucking yin yang for. I just want the okay, blind box. How much is a blind box where I can start doing my unboxing shit here? These are pendants. We need the key chain. Okay, here we go. Coca-cola has team oh my God, they've teamed with Labubu and if we buy a whole box, it's $239. Damn, I'm good. Okay, I don't know if I'm doing all this Labubu. I don't know. I don't even know where to begin on Labubu and how to get into this and how to make money here. I'm actually looking, um, I'm looking here on tiktok. I'm on tiktok here.

Speaker 5:

I'm clicking on my labubu's being naked, so we're gonna fix that. I bought clothes off of tiktok shop and I already know this is gonna be the cutest outfit ever. Which one should we dress today? Let's do this cutie. I feel like she has perfect with this outfit. Okay, let's try it on look at the overalls, oh my god.

Speaker 3:

And the fucking hat, the oh, it's a bucket hat. We already talked about bucket hats. She's dressing her labobo velu. Oh it's got Velcro. Oh Jesus shit.

Speaker 5:

Why does this bring me so much?

Speaker 3:

joy, because you're a maniac. That's fucking why.

Speaker 2:

She's crying. She is crying.

Speaker 5:

This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. No, it's not. This is a mental disease I've ever seen. No, it's not, this is a mental disease. I mean, now, all of my other Labubus need outfits? No, they don't. So I'm going to link it right here. If you want to get your Labubus clothes too, I don't. This is the best TikTok shop purchase I have ever made.

Speaker 3:

Oh my God, that's the worst purchase you've ever made. You need to make a purchase of Xanax or fucking Prozac and I'm about to fucking rip my desk I almost ripped my keyboard off, my fucking desk from this Labubu. What is this guy doing? I accidentally it's on autoplay. Hang on, let me turn that off. Okay, tiktok off. No more Labubu talk. We're done talking about Labubu for the next 15 minutes. Where was I? I don't even remember we were somewhere. We were going over something. We were going over 9.0. Did we even get through there? I don't remember and I can't see what I've talked about. So, hang on, let me see. Let me go back. Mean, I need to see what's happening here to see if we um, okay, hang on, we're gonna get there, we'll get there. Just give me a second, just give me a fucking second. Um, okay, no, we, we didn't get through the whole thing. We actually, how do we get on? Fucking labubu afk crow.

Speaker 1:

We already talked about pecking him out of 10. Finally, this shit's been requested since the roman fucking m blood web.

Speaker 3:

Oh, it's a blood web. Blood web 10 out of 10.

Speaker 1:

Finally, yes, this shit's been requested since the roman fucking empire. Yes, it has. I've been sitting here clicking nose like I'm trying to win a scratch off. Yeah, now I it forget it and go sabotage some genes while the blood web handles itself. Yeah, chef's fucking kiss, I'm in Maury. System changes score.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, nine out of ten. Yeah, the Maury changes. Okay, I'm into those Maury changes, even though it was survivors. We know it was survivors that wanted it, right.

Speaker 1:

But right, but I'll. I'll take those changes anyway. Keep going, nicky. I don't gotta play babysitter for five extra minutes while the last survivor slow crawls through grass like it's saving private dwight. Just let me morium and clock out early killer. Time is precious. Don't waste it on hope. Yeah, map offering nerfs. Okay, score 7.5 out of 10. Okay, the map offerings. So now we roll the dice. Instead of stacking maps like a survivor main, stacking excuses hey, fine, okay, but you better believe. The moment I get Garden of Joy five times in a row, I'm marching to BHVR HQ with a fucking pineapple pizza and calling it a bomb threat.

Speaker 3:

Oh, he doesn't like pineapple pizza.

Speaker 1:

Score six out of ten Sure Survivors start close together. That's cute, but why the fuck can't the killer spawn inside the survivor's fucking soul, put me in their spine, make them fear logins again.

Speaker 3:

He said make them fear logins again. I thought he said make them fear logins, like make them fear Loggins again. He said make them fear Loggins again. I thought he said make them fear Loggins, like make them fear the singer Kenny Loggins, which is apparently not what that was. Okay, let's keep going. What else do we have? Spawns and fucking shit. Gamma setting yeah, gamma settings For console score three out of ten.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's only for consoles. Now console players can see the disrespect in 4k. Oh, great, fucking cares, I don't. I gotta hear one more console claudette complain about brightness uninstalling out of spite. Do it custom match improvements? I didn't even read that. What that was. Nine out of ten more spectator slots, hot keys yeah a, now you're speaking my language.

Speaker 3:

Well, we talked about that I can host saban tournaments again without having to stream from a toaster.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, add some slow motion, kill replays we got ourselves a gabagool esports league artist add-on tweak score five out of ten artist.

Speaker 1:

What they adjusted, a brush stroke or some shit. If it ain't making crows fly in the shape of middle fingers, oh, I'm in, I don't care. Oh, that'd be great. The Lich buff score yeah, 8.5 out of 10. Oh, that's high. The Lich went from glorified D&D cosplayer to actual threat. I'm in. Faster spells, more juice and flying like he's late to bingo at the crypt. I can work with this, okay. Finally feels like I'm casting spells, not ordering room service. Killer and survivor Perk Tweaks Score Six out of ten. Call of brine Machine learning Retribution. I like machine learning as a perk. Some buffs, yeah. Some filler. But if I see another champion of light main sprinting past me like it's Mario Kart, I'm unplugging the fog machine and setting the entity on fire.

Speaker 3:

Final verdict If you don't know what champion of light is, that's the Alan Wake perk, where if he's trying to blind somebody, he goes at like hypersonic speed 8.5 out of 10. Okay, that's a final verdict 8.5. Yeah, he's saying it's good and no soggy ravioli.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it's a solid fucking tray of baked ziti. Oh, it is, still needs more meat, but it's hot. It's spiced, okay, and it ain't trying to be British. Well, thank God it's not Survivor mains are crying, oh, killer mains are feasting. Okay, and me I'm posting up in the basement with Ghostface With my little baby Taking unhooked deniers straight to respect correction. Respect correction.

Speaker 3:

Now if.

Speaker 1:

BHVR would just add marinara drones and rig the lobby music to Dean Martin, we'd be sitting on a perfect 10. That's how we fucking do it in little Italy. I can't you disagree. Yeah, get the hook, you disrespectful eggplant.

Speaker 3:

I don't know what the eggplant had to do with it. Anyway, that was Nikki on 9.0.0. Guys, thank you for all of that. Hopefully you enjoyed that and the LeBooBoo segment. Man, that is it. Okay, let me shut the fuck up. Okay, we're done with that. We're done with that. Now, the last thing of the day. You know we need to go over. We have one more thing.

Speaker 3:

I know we're getting kind of formulaic at this point and I don't know if that's a good thing or it's a bad thing. You know what? Actually, actually, no, I'm thinking. You see how I'm just off off the cuff trying to think of what to do, because I have a new segment that I was going to bring forth that was going to burst forth from my loins. But I didn't know if it was going to burst forth from my loins this week or next week. And I'm debating. I'm debating because I still have not decided. I'm wondering if I should do it or if I shouldn't do it. I wonder if it should be next week, because we're already at 49 minutes and I got shit. I gotta do bitch let's. You know what. You know what I'm thinking. I'm just thinking would it be a good thing to do? I think it might be. It might be a good thing to do. Let me see, here I've got, I've got to pull it up. I've got to pull it up. Okay, um, hang on, I got to get it ready. I got to get it ready. Uh, here, here I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying. Uh, let me pull it here. Is this it? Yep, there, it is, there, it is Okay.

Speaker 3:

So, guys, I do have some bad news before I get started on this segment. The bad news for some of you is that this segment involves your best friend, nikki AI Dente. The good news, though, is that this involves news stories that you might not have heard of. You know, we talk a lot on where the fuck are the viewers from, where the fuck are the killers I almost said where the fuck are the killers from. We always talk a lot about where the fuck are the viewers from. We hear a lot of his stories of different places that he's visited in the past right, stories from his past, but now you're about to hear something a little bit different, and I like to call this segment. See, I'm trying to get it timed with a fucking thing whenever I pull up the fucking thing and I didn't have it timed correctly.

Speaker 3:

We like to call this segment shit in the fog, and what this segment is. You know, nicky hasn't just been all over the world, he's also been in the fog, hence the name Shit in the Fog. And I have a song that may or may not be totally terrible, I say about it it may be totally terrible period, but we're about to hear first ever segment, shit in the fog. I like it so far. What do we think? I think this is a good one, good one, yeah, yeah, you smell that, I do. I smell something. Yes, that's fresh betrayal, fresh betrayal Shit in the fog.

Speaker 2:

Don't nobody Fog. You don't nobody Fog you then leave, loop and leave. You'll deceive Shit in the fog?

Speaker 3:

Okay, I can dig it, I can dig it. Oh yeah, loop and lead. Okay, I can dig it.

Speaker 2:

I can dig it. Oh yeah, oh yes, I kind of like it. I'm in. I'm in Betray for free, I'm in did you?

Speaker 3:

there we go. Oh, that's got a cool ending. I'm in okay, shit in the fog, the first ever episode, because Nikki just hasn't been everywhere on the planet. He's been to the entity's realm and, you know, nobody ever gets out of there, but there is one person that does get out of there and he's gonna tell us about however much time he spent there. I don't know how much time. It could have been a day, it could have been a thousand, because the entity's realm could be. I don't know if time exists. The same way, like I don't know if that's ever been brought up, or if that, what is it? The observer or whatever his fucking name is the pervert, the, you know the one that's sitting in the chair. I can't remember. I don't know if they ever talk about that, but let's go, we're going to talk about day four of shit in the fog. Nikki, can you tell us about day four of shit in the fog, nikki, can you tell us about day four?

Speaker 1:

of shit in the fog.

Speaker 3:

I don't know if there's shit in the fog. Day four, 930 and chaos. I can't hear, nikki, what the fuck is wrong with you that you're talking like a fucking lunatic. I don't know what's happening here. This kind of bothering me today. What is happening? What is life? What has life become that our AIs aren't even doing what we want them to do anymore? And what is speaker boost? The similarity of the synthesized speech and the voice. I wonder if that's the problem is that it's doing that? I think I have a setting on that's causing him to be worse than normal.

Speaker 1:

Shit in the fog, yeah. Day four, 930, am. Chaos o'clock, oh wow. So, I'm sitting on top of the shack roof this morning, legs swinging, eating cold ravioli out of a tin. Can I stole from Hattie's lore bag?

Speaker 3:

Okay, and I hear it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that sound what sound. That unmistakable screech of a motherfucking fingman fangame see he's still.

Speaker 3:

Oh, he's still there.

Speaker 1:

Oh god, okay, this is what her life depends on being useless.

Speaker 3:

Oh, she failed the skill check okay be it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I peek over the edge and there she is, dead, center center of the corn, crouched behind a gen, like she's gonna magically phase through the map if she stares hard enough. Who? And next to her, who? Dwight, glancing side to side like a squirrel who owes money. Dude's got his toolbox upside down and he's trying to fix the gen with the handle. What the fuck? I yell Dwightight, that ain't how torque york works. You test what is happening. What they panics, fung panics. I panic for them. Why? Because right then, out of the goddamn ether comes the oni, full sprint, screaming like he just got a victory blood orbs, flying cape flapping, whole thing looking, looking like a Mortal Kombat intro cutscene. This is awful.

Speaker 1:

Fung takes off Fung.

Speaker 3:

I love how he doesn't call her Fung. He calls her Fung, and so that's what I'm going to call her from now. I love it.

Speaker 1:

I love it. Pallet on Like she's landscaping under pressure. Okay, dwight runs into a locker. Of course Not into it to hide Into it Physically. What Bounces off like a Roomba. I yell you got a spine made of boiled spaghetti. I figure I'll help. Okay, so I jump down, sprain both ankles, ouch, and start yelling in Oni's direction Real antagonizing stuff like hey, you're sword compensating. Oh, that's disgusting.

Speaker 3:

Oh, why not?

Speaker 1:

No, it says no period and he says number. Then he walks up to me Slow, intimidating, mask dripping. He stares me down, oh, no. Then he nods, gives me a thumbs up, oh, and walks away. Oh, I stand there, yeah, covered in blood, mist and shame, oh, holding an unopened medkit and no diggity. I Holding an unopened med kit and no diggity, I don't. Dwight's still in a locker. What, by the way, crying Might be stuck? Oh, no, that's today's shit in the fog.

Speaker 3:

Oh shit in the fog.

Speaker 1:

Listen, don't try to distract Oney with insults, why not? He might just become part of his morning cardio. Catch you tomorrow, unless Fung flashbangs the entity again and resets the whole damn loop.

Speaker 3:

I can't. This is the worst fucking. This is the worst podcast you have ever heard in your life. And here that was the very first inaugural episode segment Shit in the Fog. Oh my God, I smell it, I smell it, I smell it. I don't know what's going to happen with these stories. I need a new job, like I need a new outside of work job, maybe selling labubus. I could do that with my life. Anyway, I need to turn it off, turn it off.

Speaker 2:

Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3:

I'm trying to think here Okay, guys, that's going to be it for this week. Next week, I don't know if we've got any big DVD dates coming up, do we? When does 9.0.0 come out? Have they said when it comes out? Let me, let me check here. 9.0. When does nine? I'm making the mistake of Googling something which we don't do anymore. When does 9.0.0 DVD patch come out? Does it say May 27th? Oh, that's the PT. No, I don't want to know where the PTB is. I think it's because I always look this up and they never give like a definitive date. I can't remember if Five Nights at Freddy's. Anyway, by the way, that's beside the fucking point. We're ending on a low note.

Speaker 3:

Guys, if you want to be on the show thetoxicte teacher at gmailcom, I just got an invite to another podcast. I'm gonna let you know if I decide to do it, when and where. If you want to be on this one, let me know. Guys, follow me on all the socials. Toxic teacher ttv. Shoot me an email. Let me know what's going on. I want to hear from all of you, except for those of you in Europe who cannot hear me right now because of the European Union or Keir Starmer or somebody. Get the fuck.

Speaker 3:

Oh wait, shit, I didn't do it. We have to get the genre of the song. I wasn't even thinking about that. Yet we don't have the genre of our outro song, which Nikki obviously thinks of which. So if you don't like Nikki, you're gonna hate this. So, hey, nikki, nikki, I need a thing, or I need an outro song genre based on our episode 55. What do you think the genre should be? Question mark okay, let me, uh, let me see what he says here. I am uh very excited because we have actually learned quite a bit about different genres of music that I didn't even know what trench funk was. Or trench trench is a genre. I don't know that trench funk, or was it militant fucking left wing disco? I can't even remember. We've had so many, I've learned so much. This is a very philosophical experience here.

Speaker 3:

On Camping Limit Softly, all right, nikki, what do you think the outro song genre should be? He's coming up with that right now and you know it always takes us a second. So yeah, so next week we'll find we'll, we will wrangle up some, some shit to talk about. I'm also going to keep investigating this whole Europe thing and I'm going to adjust the time of release, just a little bit. And okay, let me see.

Speaker 3:

Let me tell you straight the outro genre has got to be deranged outlaw gospel glitch. Is this a real fucking genre of music? I don't even want to know if it's real, because it doesn't matter if it's real, so that that's part of the fun there. So I think that's what I'm going to do. Okay, so we will do deranged outlaw gospel glitch and then next week we'll have some fucking shit to talk about. We're going to figure out this whole Europe thing. I may have to switch podcast host, but we'll fucking find that out later. In the meantime, dak, I hope you dig this shit. Get the fuck out of my face. Satan, are you here? Can you, new Satan, see us out?

Speaker 4:

Ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Episode 55, I'm lost in the threat Flight. Delayed fire plane still a-hain't dead. The fog don't forgive it, just flags your feet for hate. It'll crash your echo host. Then sell your shame on a plate.

Speaker 2:

BGB drops with the go-next curse. Slippery meat won't save your hearse. Three crows deep in your soul dispawns, while Fangman fails like a cursed pawn. Oh, don't forgive.

Speaker 4:

It just noops your whole segment. While you scream Ba la boo, boo, they dress gremlins like a statement.

Speaker 2:

I saw Laliu in a fucking North Face jacket it cost 85 counting pounds and it's fared at me like I owed it money. The Pop Mart demon with a Coca-Cola grin Sells out faster than a chain in a gin Blind box. Sins for your podcast. So we hawking keychain devils, we'll see you next time.

Speaker 5:

Final sermon on a la boo boo flame, bye.

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