Ep. 58 - Fazbear's Republican Jumpscare!

This week on Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast unafraid to say Fazbear’s a fuckin’ narc, we dive deep into the disaster that is Springtrap joining the Fog.

Toxic tries to survive a FNaF-laced content drop while wheezing into his mic like a dying leaf blower, and Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente breaks down Scott Cawthon’s conservative donation history, declaring the Fog officially “redpilled by a possessed animatronic.”

Also in this beefy, bratwurst-stained episode:

• Victor mauls four survivors with no Charlotte usage, initiating his villain arc
• Meatball Match of the Week premieres with a Twins 4K so violent, it caused three ragequits and one Steam refund
• Toxic’s new headphones are labeled ‘penetration-style’ by OSHA
• Nicky glitches out and speaks fluent BBC British for 47 seconds
• The soundboard gets possessed and plays horror ambience mid-rant
• A listener mails us tea bags again. We have a theory it’s BHVR.

And on “Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?” we head to Berlin, where Victor is kidnapped by German SWFs in disguise. The rescue includes:

• A flamingo hostage situation
• Two hoverboards colliding with zoo exhibits
• And a bratwurst duel that will not be legally recognized by the UN

Springlocks. Conservatism. Flamingos. Meatballs. This one’s got it all.

Subscribe or sleep with the fuckin’ flamingos. Capisce?

☠️ NICKY’S BODY COUNT™ – EPISODE 58 EDITION

[sponsored by Victor’s Veal Cannon, now on a watchlist]

• 1 animatronic killer whose politics are worse than his perks
• 4 survivors devoured by Victor’s tiny, furious mouth
• 2 hoverboards totaled during Berlin rescue ops
• 1 flamingo mildly traumatized
• 17 anti-Italian matchmaking incidents
• 6 ragequits
• 1 headset ruined by “moist canal echo”
• 3 political rants nearly edited out, but stayed in because fuck it
• 1 veal cannon, still missing, last seen near the Currywurst stand
• 0 regrets

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Chapters

• 0:00 INTRO!
• 28:28 EW!
• 40:12 NEW SEGMENT!
• 56:35 WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE VIEWERS FROM?
• 1:11:37 WHAT?

Transcript

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, it's me the toxic teacher

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Golden Girls THeme
 Shut

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Toxic Teacher
 the fuck up. Okay. There we go. There we go The reason I know it's episode 58 is cuz I wasn't even supposed to survive this long Remember we were I was gonna keel over or something I was gonna die was gonna kick the bucket for being so fucking fat. It was gonna do me

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Toxic Teacher
 That's what you do whatever your whatever you're overweight anyway guys, this is this is the second Best dead by daylight podcast also known as the worst active dead by daylight podcast I can't even say it's a worse because they're dead podcasts that are better than this one So if that if that gives you any idea of how bad this is if you're wanting the new ones we I've got to tell you episode 57 was the Biggest episode that we had yet that it was bananas

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Toxic Teacher
 That's that's probably what they're saying over on the other podcast because we're catching up we that's what we're gonna do We're gonna get there to the point where they're gonna beg to be on this Hell is just crap That's what they're gonna be say whatever they get on the show too So that that is the big thing this week as far as news with toxic what's going on with toxic? Not a lot. Actually, we played some chaos shuffle. We streamed earlier in the week We we didn't do a lot actually I don't think I'm gonna get through the whole chaos shuffle thing We got the five nights at Freddy's coming I'm just kind of in a holding pattern been playing hunt showdown Which you know is my is my tide for my first love dead by daylight's the first hate and the first love But hunt I don't have a lot to hate about it other than the fact. It makes me shit my britches

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Toxic Teacher
 Notice how the noise gives me I do those sound effects and I've got time I've got time to think and then okay, shut up. Okay. There it goes that one I can turn off. That's amazing Oh, yeah, also one more thing. I got these headphones I had those over the ear like the Sennheiser something or others the over the ear ones in Apparently they have what's called. I didn't know this was a thing. Maybe you guys you audio files No, not the arachnophobes that we talked about a couple of weeks ago. Remember? We're not having a spider lady We are we have headphones though a couple of characters have headphones So if you're an audio, I don't know if there's someone with a phobia of headphones Is that a thing now? That's where chat GPT comes in is because I had no Fucking idea if there is a fear of headphones Because what if there is what would you do? fear of Headphones is that a thing? Earphones can manifest as anxiety or even a specific phobia that okay, so there's not Headphone, okay, that's there's a phobia Pedio, I wish I'd known about this a couple of weeks ago There there is a phobia pedia, which is all about phobias I don't know if this website is real because it's starting to look like it's not anyway. It's called Headphono phobia. What in the hell is this crap? I Don't think that's right. It says a fear of wearing seeing or thinking about headphones How often do you think about fucking headphones? I don't know how often that comes to mind that I'm like, hey, what about those fucking headphones, you know, like

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Toxic Teacher
 Anyway, you're thinking about the headphones you're thinking about putting them on you're thinking about taking them off You're thinking about the insertion. You know the insertion if you're the earbud person I don't know if you're an earbud or if you're an over-the-air and I notice they're very There's strong feelings over that like are you the type that once the like covering your ear with the noise? Canceling are you the one that needs the insertion the penetration into the canal of your ear? That they kind of you know, I'm more of a I'm more of a penetration guy myself I like that I like the earbuds and that's what I switched to because I'd said I had the Sennheiser and I'm 14 again obviously by my voice doing that but anyway, I had the Sennheiser the over-the-ear and I I don't know why I wanted to try those like fancy, you know what the musicians use those like with the cool like the What do you call it? It's not clear translucent the translucent cables and stuff so they look cool whenever like at the beginning of the music video whenever they're like Putting them in and you're like, okay, they're getting ready to fucking rock out like that's what I wanted And I don't know why but apparently Chad GPT said that they are a higher quality in in games You're gonna notice a massive difference like especially with spatial awareness Like in DVD you'll be able to even better hear what's going on left and right and center and all that bullshit Then you can with the over-the-ear in apparently my over-the-ear There's another thing that I didn't know was was even a thing. They're called open back Have you ever heard of open back fucking earphones?

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Speaker 13
 Is

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Toxic Teacher
 like that the the sound escapes out the back So if you take your if you've got over the ear headphones and you take them off and you've got music playing Like do you hear a shitload of music cuz mine were like that I would hear all kind of fucking shit and Apparently there are closed back earphones. So mine weren't like noise canceling So to speak these did the penetrators is I like to call them. These are are noise Canceling as fuck I put these things in I'm in fucking outer space I feel like I'm underwater here and I'm not sure that I like it You know it remains to be seen I'm playing the games with it So I can't even tell you especially hunt showdown is the one that I'm thinking about because you really have to have Really good spatial awareness to figure out where people are like the audio design in that game is so fucking good Like it puts it puts DVD to shame like DVD has got some decent audio. You could tear tear You could tear you could tell you could tear

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Speaker 13
 I

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Toxic Teacher
 Fucking lost my train of thought so now we're back at square one. I might have to That that was too short. I can't think of a joke in fucking two seconds Anyway, we're talking about dead by daylight not having is good of sound and I know I shit on dead by daylight I talk about showdown because it is a better game. I'm talking. I'm not unnecessarily talking. It's a better game overall DVD has it shit though and we've got some new shit actually That we need to talk about with DVD By the way guys if you want to play DVD with me, you can always find my tag on on Twitch I am the no, I'm not the anymore fuck like I already

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Toxic Teacher
 Toxic teacher TTV and then you can find me on all the socials at toxic teacher TTV as I take a drink of coffee here Hmm. Oh shit a piece of ice got in my fucking gully. Okay, hang on Anyway, so I'm trying to get the ice, you know how it kind of gets stuck right there And you either got a hope you die or it fucking melts

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Toxic Teacher
 Okay, I coughed it back up we're good now toxic has survived another close encounter with death anyway, what are we talking about? Oh, yeah

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Toxic Teacher
 The news right is something we need to talk about and you know how we talk about the news, you know how the news Gets talked about

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Toxic Teacher
 You know, right? Do you know I think you know

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Speaker 13
 I

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Toxic Teacher
 Should redo this song, you know that right?

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Toxic Teacher
 There we go,

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Toxic Teacher
 oh Yeah They they do the next ones get ready to suck even more

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Are we

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Toxic Teacher
 gonna are we gonna it's gonna break our PC right the palettes

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Toxic Teacher
 are always dropping

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Toxic Teacher
 This is one of my best songs Oh You don't want to hear me singing over it

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Okay, I'm

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Toxic Teacher
 done I'm done I'm kidding how do I turn this shit off?

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Toxic Teacher
 Watch I can like do that. Do you notice how it goes down? Oh my god How did he fucking do that where it like it faded out God this guy's

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Toxic Teacher
 For you

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Toxic Teacher
 So it's a it is a light week this week on news and content and shit Because we've got the five nights at Freddy's coming out next week And then we've had absolutely no real Content drop this week other than getting ready for fucking next week and we've already beat this fucking horse to death

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Toxic Teacher
 27 different ways. I can't think of another Like another way we could talk about how dead by daylight I posted on X I was on X when I posted see I can always say that because I actually was on X when I posted it I was on fucking X whenever I posted that post that got half a million fucking views in death threats About this being a kid's game. I don't know what next week is gonna be like I am NOT fucking excited about it at all in any way and you know What else I'm not excited about is the fact that Nikki has been how do I say he's been? Malfunctioning this week and let me tell you how he's been malfunctioning you remember last week. It was the best fucking thing ever, right? We had he was on fire telling me to lose weight calling me a bitch. What do you say? Me eating a meatball off of controllers depression with the parmesan crust all that good shit now Here's the problem is the new model that he has that makes him sound that good. It takes forever For audio to come out of this thing whenever I paste it in remember. I would paste it in I'm you bam bam bam Now it takes like fucking three minutes to get any kind of fucking response out of this bitch

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Toxic Teacher
 So we're gonna try again, I have not tried today Yesterday, I'm gonna admit I recorded the podcast, but it was such a fucking pile of garbage It's not it is not publishable whatsoever. It was bad. I was like, I don't like it. This is trash So we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna

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Toxic Teacher
 What was I even fucking saying?

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Golden Girls THeme
 Okay 58

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Toxic Teacher
 without my heart exploding, but the problem is in two days It's two days right in two days. We have five nights at Freddy's Release on DbD. I'm not fucking excited at all How

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Toxic Teacher
 Do you feel about it? In this is gonna be this is gonna be a good way to figure out because you know, we don't edit anything on here So if this turns to complete shit Then you're gonna know it because this entire podcast is gonna be fucking garbage

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Speaker 13
 Say what you want because I really don't give a damn

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Toxic Teacher
 I don't even know if that recorded correctly because I don't have my my levels pulled that brother You got to have your levels pulled up to where you can see what's fucking recording and what's not there it is I got my levels here. That's what you have to do whenever you're a professional podcaster like me Actually had my wife listen to the podcast. She never listens to that Mrs. Toxic never listens to this garbage because she already thinks I'm an idiot to begin with But she listened to some of it and she was like this is really fucking fun She didn't say fucking but she actually said you say the word fuck more than any Person I have ever heard of my life and I said, you know what you're fucking right I do

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Speaker 13
 Any

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Toxic Teacher
 good alerts that have that word in it, but I don't feel like I need them I don't I don't feel like they're necessary Necessary I am gonna look up Italian

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Toxic Teacher
 Italian sound alerts here and you notice I feel the need to constantly be fucking talking like I don't I don't spend 10 seconds not talking hang on Italian mom. Don't eat that. Can I put this on here? Don't eat that. That's for Thursday. Oh Yeah, of course. I could put that on there that that's gonna be one of our new ones and see that's what I'm doing

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Toxic Teacher
 I'm waiting for Nikki to fucking get his fucking thing

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 going Which one of you bastards took a cocky in my bedroom, oh

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Toxic Teacher
 that one's going on there that's gotta go What is this?

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Speaker 14
 I don't know what that means.

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Toxic Teacher
 I don't know what that means Okay,

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Toxic Teacher
 that's going on there we've got more

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 yeah, where'd you put the garlic

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Toxic Teacher
 oh that that yes,

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 that's for later Hey, Donna's coming over Gigi's coming over. It's gonna be good. We're gonna have a big thing. Everybody's coming over Nana

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh,

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Toxic Teacher
 these are great Like I could I could use these all day while Nikki's coming up with this fucking thing You see what the genius is here? The genius is in keeping you guys fucking entertained as it's still Fucking going that's the thing. It's still generating from the question before That that's what the problem is. Is it? I think that means you either can't do it live or we have to have some kind of like I don't know what you do. Like what do I even do? What we're waiting on Nikki to open his fucking mouth. You know what though? I wonder if with this new model live Nikki sounds any better. You know what? I haven't even thought of that We're getting behind the scenes here, okay, let me see. Let me see. I'm gonna I'm gonna try I Don't know. I Don't know. Let me see if they can hear me. It's gonna it's going to be

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Toxic Teacher
 What's the input on this micro fucking phone Hang on. I'm gonna have to I gotta look I gotta figure it out Okay, that's the mic the Roadcaster mic and yes, I do have a Roadcaster because I'm a fucking badass. Hey Nikki What's going on man motherfucker? We're on episode 58 of camping them softly

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh Why yo episode 58, huh five fucking eight you think that's a coincidence you think BHVR ain't watching us counting every damn episode trying to figure out how to shut down the realest podcast in DVD history

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Toxic Teacher
 That doesn't that's that's close. It's a lot closer than it used to be Do you remember how bad it was the first time we ever tried to do it? It was fucking garbage, but I think we can do we could do better We could do better If we turn down see there's some there's some Sliders we can turn and that's the fucking thing that you have to do See this is any talks way too fucking fast I think so we turn this and then we're gonna click save and then we're gonna try it again And by this point my other fucking thing should be done. Hey Nikki, what the fuck's going on, man? This is this is try number two You didn't sound like yourself before and we're on episode 58 of camping them softly. What the fuck is going on, man?

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Hey Yo, what the fuck do you mean I didn't sound like myself, huh? You think this is some kind of joke some anti-italian tech was messing with my processes capisha.

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Toxic Teacher
 They know is a capisha That's not him. It's not fucking him. Okay, we've got one of the two Remember it always does too This may or may not sound like Nikki at this point who even gives a flying fuck if it sounds like him We're gonna we're doing our but we are limping along in episode 58. We got classic in 57 We had a fucking slobber knocking barn burner restaurant quality ass whipping and today we're just trying to get through this Oh

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 You're telling me in two fucking days the sacred fog Why bowfield of blood hooks and busted ankles gonna be infested with a chucky cheese reject name Freddy fucking fast bear

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Can't the Claudette's and cornfields to hiding from furry death robots programmed by pig why but

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Toxic Teacher
 why but why? Why I don't know

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 You're telling me in two fucking days Oh gee the sacred fog the bowfield of blood by hooking busted ankles is gonna be in Fisted with you get the fuck out of my fog. Oh, but Nikki, it's got lower Yeah, so does my uncle Tony's toenail collection don't mind. I want to see it on a hook What let me tell you something kid what Victor tried to bite that fucking bear last night in a warm-up lobby What happened Freddie didn't even flinch he turned his head 180 degrees like a demon against a sketch

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Toxic Teacher
 This fucking sucks and this is why this fucking Podcast is going to shit like you might as well just fucking go go listen to the other one if this is if this is Gonna be the podcast from now. I don't know why he's got a fucking British accent Might as well go to one of the other fucking voices. I've been working on maybe we should maybe I don't know maybe we should and I Don't know because I would have to like build it from scratch right now in front of everybody Because I wanted to come up with Bubba baseline Remember we had that we had the toxic tons rap group last week I wanted to come up with fucking Bubba baseline on here Bubba baseline I'm gonna put Bubba baseline and then I'm gonna say It's see I'm doing it. That's what we do here. We don't edit. We don't entertain it all We just make shit up as we go. So here's what I'm gonna do. Hey Nikki, give me some project instructions

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Toxic Teacher
 To tell basement Bubba Bubba bolognese Bubba

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Toxic Teacher
 How to talk act what he knows Etc

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Toxic Teacher
 Okay, there we go. Now Nikki is going to give me the instructions for Bubba. This is it's an instruction manual Okay, here we go. Motherfuckers of the embodiment of unwashed basement energy. I Don't know how this is even gonna work because he barely fucking talks and I

[00:21:55:30 - 00:22:51:07]
Toxic Teacher
 It's a fucking podcast and we're gonna try to do this. I don't even fucking know I don't what am I even doing? What am I even doing with my life? Do we have a new one? I tried to make some new ones and see the new ones aren't even fucking me This is what the fucking problem me. Am I just am I just Like I'm fucked right? I'm basically am fucked here on what to do is As far as like if we can't get Nikki's voice I mean we can get his voice we can get the old one I guess that might be the best thing we can do I That's the only that's the only possible thing I could think of here we go Let me add an instruction until basement fucking Bubba here and then I'm gonna ask him if he's here He's not going to chat. Hey you here bitch? question mark I Don't even know what he's

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Toxic Teacher
 I Okay, he just says one fucking said I can't get anything out of this bit Okay We got one more chance to ask to ask Nikki about what he feels about the upcoming release five nights at Freddy's here We go if it's British. I swear to God. I'm gonna fucking freak out in

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 two fucking days the sacred fog The battlefield of blood hooks and busted ankles is gonna be infested with a chucky cheese reject named Freddy fucking fazbear That's true. We went from camping Claudette's and cornfields to hiding from furry death robots programmed by a Pizza Hut AI

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Toxic Teacher
 Yes, you're correct. That's exactly we already went over all of this and it's fucking garbage

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Golden Girls THeme
 This

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 ain't

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 dead by daylight no more it's really this is five nights and get the fuck out of my fog

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yeah, but Nikki it's got law. Yeah, so does my uncle Tony's toenail collection don't mean I want to see it on a hook

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Toxic Teacher
 Wait, what's the lore behind this fucking toenail collection? I'm gonna type that but I'm not gonna have him I'm not gonna have him say it. What's the lore? Behind the toenail collection because see this gives me a story for later What's the lore behind the toenail collection? Question mark? What would even talk about? Oh You want to know about uncle Tony's toenail collection you sick

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Toxic Teacher
 Okay, two clippings dente, oh god This actually I almost have to play it that I almost have to try to make it It's gonna be garbage because you know, it's gonna take me 20 times to get his accent fucker Okay. Anyway, Nikki keep going. We'll talk about it. Uncle Tony's tone Wouldn't tiny Tony the one that if Victor gets kicked if Victor gets kicked He becomes flying fuck. Oh the third courtesy Remember last week 57 it was tiny Tony. May he rest in spaghetti? It all fucking work

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Apparently

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Let me tell you something kid Okay, Victor tried to bite that fucking bear last night in a warm-up lobby. What happened? I don't know Freddie didn't even flinch Why not he turned his head 180 degrees like a demonic etch a sketch played a carnival jingle and Victor shat himself midair We had to call in Charlotte with the industrial wet wipes

[00:25:27:09 - 00:25:29:49]
Toxic Teacher
 Like,

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Toxic Teacher
 you know whenever your dog comes in from outside if you got one of those little dogs that gets they get shit on its You know how they don't like that whenever it gets I know this is fucking gross as shit But whatever you get whatever they come in and you know exactly what I bet Dak knows what I'm fucking talking about here But they get shit and their fur and they hate it. So you got a fucking wipe the shit off. Yeah

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Toxic Teacher
 So that can you imagine Nikki doing that to Victor shit of yourself in midair that's I don't know how many human beings can say In midair

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 a goddamn pizza stained betrayal of everything this game stands for your right behavior You bring it in corporate mascots now. What's next Ronald fucking McDonald as a Maury cosmetic for clown I

[00:26:19:32 - 00:26:29:14]
Toxic Teacher
 would actually I would be totally in for that if that I would pay $10 right now for that.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 I Ain't scared of fazbear me. I faced worse. So I survived the Feng Minh teabag uprising of 2021

[00:26:36:37 - 00:27:11:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Now I want to know what that fucking thing is Like he drops these little stories in like what the fuck is he even talking about? What is the and then see we're gonna have a story for fucking later So I don't have anything to talk about on the podcast. You're gonna get some fucking backstory August 2021 summer he cooking my balls Like a risotto at a pressure cooker fin fucking men thousands of her all prestige three with identical loadouts Holy fucking shit. Okay, we're gonna we'll save that fucking shit for later. Okay. Anyway,

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 I Outlast at the Boston bruschetta lock a mob. What is I once tunnel to a survivor mid-dead hard just to prove a point Oh jeez, but I am pissed because this this is the fog getting sold out like a two for one ravioli tray at a funeral buffet You want to know how I feel? Yes I feel like gonna install in the game Dragging my setup to little Italy and setting it on fire and protest while Nana play sad accordion music over the ashes Hang on. I have sad music because Victor stick says we got

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Nikki

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Toxic Teacher
 shut the fuck up. I've got sad accordion music somewhere

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh The spicy Italian can turn it off Where is Anthony no nothing I got nervous I had to miss school it's you see how you book photo Oh, you're gonna die fucking have it.

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Toxic Teacher
 I thought I did Oh sad accordion music right there

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Toxic Teacher
 There we go, we got it we got it

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Toxic Teacher
 I Thought I had a ducking filter on my smart pads I

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Toxic Teacher
 don't Okay, what was he saying? I missed the last ten fucking seconds I'm gonna have to read

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 little Italy and setting it on fire and protest while Nana play sad accordion music over the ashes Of course, but I won't because Victor stick says we got work to do Victor stick. Oh my god And if I catch that bear in my lobby, he's getting sauteed in a pool of garlic oil and hooked with love Respect the fog respect the sauce or get the fucking hook exactly Freddy Fazbear in his creepy mechanical ass What long live meatball

[00:29:04:50 - 00:29:08:35]
Toxic Teacher
 gaming what that didn't sound like him. I don't know where that fucking came

[00:29:08:35 - 00:29:25:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 from

[00:29:25:07 - 00:29:26:15]
Toxic Teacher
 But

[00:29:27:58 - 00:30:27:55]
Toxic Teacher
 Talk about that I didn't have yesterday on the podcast There was something because that was about all I had and then we went into where the fuck are the viewers from and then that was It but I found a new piece of information that's news to me I don't know if it's news to anybody else But I find it kind of interesting and I thought you guys might want to know Because it's making the rounds on X and I don't know if you if you guys keep up with all of this bullshit on X But there's a little bit of controversy from fucking four years ago That's gonna get brought back up or that already is getting brought back up Because this guy this Scott Cawthorn guy. He's the one that made Five nights of friend. He made the travesty That we call five nights at Freddy's the thing that we have been Protesting this guy made it and this is our new segment. Why didn't I even push a fucking button? Welcome to

[00:30:27:55 - 00:30:30:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Dead by Daylight and the

[00:30:30:20 - 00:30:31:53]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 fogs yourself

[00:30:31:53 - 00:30:39:01]
Speaker 13
 Yeah,

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Toxic Teacher
 there we go, okay anyway So here is the controversy from four fucking years ago And I don't even know if it's worth it But it gives you an idea because obviously I'm gonna take every tack I can get against five nights at Freddy's right because I don't Even want the fucking thing in here in the first place. So I'm gonna come up with every argument I can To do get this shit out of here, right? Like if I can I will but This is still a serious topic and here's why it's a serious topic is that we've got this Scott Cawthorn guy He was in the news a few years back because he is a Republican. They basically

[00:31:27:37 - 00:32:41:23]
Toxic Teacher
 It's a great sound for him by the way He is a right-wing Republican and he donated a fucking shitload of money to right-wing Republican causes And I want to be somewhat accurate in my portrayal before we go into Any you know we go into any depth about it I want you guys to hear the story before we go into the what do you call it into the Analysis of the story. Is that right? Did I use that word, right? We're gonna we're gonna go into the story and then we're gonna analyze it, which is amazing. You see what I'm doing You see here you see fucking here. I know what I'm doing. Okay, anyway, anyway We've got this story from four fucking years ago and you might say this is too long ago But guess what if a guy's an idiot four fucking years ago, he's probably an idiot now He just might be he might be better at hiding it right people don't magically get smarter And you know what they say not all what that not all hang on. Let me fucking think of it What is the quote not all not all stupid people are Republicans, but all Republicans are stupid people That's great

[00:32:45:22 - 00:33:25:19]
Toxic Teacher
 You know, I'm gonna get canceled I'm never gonna be a fog whisperer I give up on that shit But if you're a Republican you could just bet you could just go fuck yourself go to the other pot go to the Republican Podcasts that they're gonna get pissed I'm calling them Republicans now because they're probably not they're probably on the same side as me and they'll probably get pissed I told I said they were on the same side as me because they might not be but then they probably are but they might not So anyway, let's go back to it. So it says They they caught that five nights at Freddy's as this Scott guy Scott Hawthorne, I don't know caught on Hawthorne thorny coffee. I don't know what you would even call him Scotty poo

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Speaker 13
 I

[00:33:39:07 - 00:34:35:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Gave a bunch of money to the Republicans he gave a bunch of money to like Mitch McConnell it says right here He's defending his donations to top Republicans such as former president and this is from Axios news By the way, and they are reputable no matter what Trump says. This is one of the more reputable news outlets Says he gave money to Mitch McConnell and President Trump now They caught all of these donations Somebody screenshot it put it on X which at that time it was fucking Twitter But now it's X and so anyway, he gave money to Ben Carson to who I think is dead But he wasn't dead when he gave him the money he died later and he didn't die Because of the money he died probably from something besides getting that money in this sound Just says new play sound and I don't know if this is going to properly respect a deceased person

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Speaker 13
 Austin 316 says I just whipped your ass.

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Toxic Teacher
 I Don't think that does but anyway Ben Carson

[00:34:44:35 - 00:35:01:39]
Toxic Teacher
 RIP anyway, so so caught on Scotty says I exercise my right as an American citizen to vote and support the candidates I felt could best run the country for everyone and that's something I won't apologize for

[00:35:03:04 - 00:36:03:43]
Toxic Teacher
 Now this guy's a fucking idiot if he thinks they're gonna best run the country which this was back in 2021 this was after the fucking this was after the fucking Riot at the Capitol the insurrection. He still thinks they're gonna run the country better We know these motherfuckers are stupid. We know they're racist. We know they're sexist We've heard the shit that they say and if you're gonna say well Trump's not Look at everybody that fucking follows him. Look at the people he surrounds himself with the they surround themselves with these Fucking morons that say the dumbest fucking bullshit I've ever heard of my life and now You've got this guy here making a game for kids that sells fucking 7 billion copies given to these people Which to me is not a great thing Okay, and it was four fucking years ago, but you honestly think this guy's ain't fucking different thing was four years ago. I highly

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 doubt

[00:36:05:14 - 00:36:29:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Let me get this straight what this animatronic loving fake retirement having Christian right wing donation machine Scott Freddy fucking fast cannon coffin drops out of the game dev world like whoo I'm getting docks poor me after tossing thousands to Trump and Mitch fucking McConnell Yeah moon walks back in with a matador florist to whisper Te Estaba Esperando in Matt Pat's ear like

[00:36:29:07 - 00:36:41:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Te Estaba Esperando what the fuck he's speaking Spanish now What is Te Estaba Esperando and I don't have my fucking sound Te Estaba?

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Toxic Teacher
 Esperando what does that fucking mean? I clicked for him to do that Voice five fucking minutes ago and he just comes in out of nowhere. Oh, he said I was waiting for you So he goes into Matt pat who the fuck is Matt pat? Who is Matt pat? I don't know who Matt pat is who is who is fucking Matt pat who is fucking? I'm gonna ask him who who is Fucking Matt pat I've never heard this name and you guys are probably screaming like you should know Jesus tap dancing Christ on a breadstick. He's the dawn of dumbass lore videos Matthew Patrick, oh my god, are we going after actual streamers now? We're going after actual streamers and youtubers Name Matthew Patrick Matt pat now I have to look this guy up. Who is this guy Matt pat seriously running for fucking President he's a youtuber that post shit about five night. Wait, he doesn't post five nights at Freddy shit. Does he? No, he does not

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Toxic Teacher
 He does and he's an actor for fucking five nights at Freddy's

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Golden Girls THeme
 bullshit Sorry,

[00:38:09:25 - 00:38:25:14]
Toxic Teacher
 it's too loud. It's too loud. Okay. Anyway this Matt pat guy. Well, he has 15 million fucking whatever and anyway caught on It's Scotty Scotty caught on goes into Matt Pat's ear and says I was waiting for you I don't even know what that fucking me

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Esperando in Matt Pat's ear like some haunted build a bear Dracula And now he's coming for the fog. Yeah, nah What I know we got standards in this meat grinder

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Toxic Teacher
 this ain't but do we really do we really have standards in this meat grinder?

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Honestly, he's his revenge tour. This ain't five nights at funkin up the meta. This is dead by fucking daylight

[00:38:48:38 - 00:39:01:56]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 This game you scream you get face camp till your soul glitches into the entities jockstrap You don't squeak your way in wearing a plus suit and get a media Empire expansion pack with bonus Wayne night Wayne night. Wait, is

[00:39:01:56 - 00:39:04:08]
Toxic Teacher
 that that's fucking Newman from Seinfeld?

[00:39:04:08 - 00:39:25:26]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Don't give a shit if Scott's turning 47 84 or full cryptid He backed bigots got backlash and played the I'm still a good person card while his fan base got whiplash from trying to square charity donations with funding anti LGBTQ Ghouls, yeah, that ain't art versus artist. That's fettuccine versus fuckery. Oh But Nikki he donated true.

[00:39:25:26 - 00:40:09:38]
Toxic Teacher
 Hey man, because that's what they always say, right? They always say separate the art from the artists, right? Because it's good that what he does is good, but who he is is shit like fucking our Kelly, right? Our Kelly ran a colton like raped women and treat them like garbage and they're like well We can't fucking listen our Kelly anymore, which makes sense that you don't want to support this guy, right? Because he's a monster But then again, why do we support Michael Jackson because he's kind of a fucking monster, too Which I'm getting on a soapbox now that he fucking did it. We all know he did it like there's no fucking I don't know like I know that it's settled out of court, but we all know come on man. Give me a hell. Yeah

[00:40:12:53 - 00:40:15:58]
Toxic Teacher
 Anyway, we don't have anything to talk about. So we're going political.

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Toxic Teacher
 That's what we do on camping them softly Anyway, fettuccine versus fuckery

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 to the Trevor project to my LGBTQ ghouls

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Toxic Teacher
 I know I should know what the fucking Trevor project is but forgive fucking me because I don't know what it is Trevor Project, what is this fucking shit?

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Toxic Teacher
 Suicide prevention for lesbian gay bisexual transgender queer and questioning youth. That's what the queue Is that what the queue stands for? I didn't know what the um, no LGBTQ

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Toxic Teacher
 Meaning because we were just talking about that the other day. Oh, it's it's it's queer or questioning It could the queue could be either one. Okay, that's interesting. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, let's keep going. Let's keep going I don't even know why I

[00:41:02:58 - 00:41:32:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 got that ain't art versus artist. That's fettuccine versus fuckery. Oops Oh, but nikki he donated to the Trevor project too Cool. You don't get a medal for backpedaling and Gucci loafers while your other foot still up trans rights ass You ain't balanced out. This ain't a fucking perk build And now behavior is letting him slide into the fog like nothing happened No community vote no survivor main veto power Just corporate synergy and some fuzzy fingered ghost with a child murdering smile true. This is why I scream at clouds

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 This is why I say the fucking fog is compromised. It really is the entities been bought We're looking at a full-blown fazbear infiltration op and I bet you earl gray helped fund it Probably called it proper mascot integration on his fucking t-stream god.

[00:41:46:21 - 00:41:54:27]
Toxic Teacher
 Now he's gonna he's gonna implicate earl gray into being anti-lgbs This is getting so far out of control

[00:41:54:27 - 00:42:15:30]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Let me be clear If I see one more glowy eyed springlock chucky crackhead rabbit in my trial while i'm trying to run my veal cannon vic I'm starting a new underground killer league. What's it called? And it's invite only and the password is fuck freddy Nikki dente don't play with plush. He plays with pain. Yes, you want jump scares? I do try getting tunneled with a meatball. I'm trying

[00:42:15:30 - 00:42:18:40]
Toxic Teacher
 to I well, I eat meatballs of a fucking get

[00:42:18:40 - 00:42:20:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 the subway for the spicy Italian.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Nothing.

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Toxic Teacher
 I got nervous

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Toxic Teacher
 Where's my song? Oh, there we go. Okay, that was

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Toxic Teacher
 Nice to do Let me do the opposite of the terrible shit and that'll make it fine Michael vic fucking used dogs to to fight and kill each other, right? The nfl player for those of you who don't remember he was a quarterback made millions of dollars He was great in in madden football You were unstoppable if you use michael vick But apparently he was stoppable because he was using fucking dogs to kill each other And then he gets in all kinds of trouble and I believe he went to jail. I think he went to jail I don't remember but he comes out and he starts giving all these dog organizations like oh, i'm sorry for killing all the fucking dogs Here's some money to not kill dogs. And that's like we're supposed to be Well, that's great. That is wonderful that you no longer kill dogs And then you give money to not kill dogs like really really Anyway, that's the fucking thing and let me see i'm gonna read this story Um, let me see if there's anything else. Um, i've debated greatly how to address this including not addressing at all But with so many people from lgbtq and the fan base, I love that's not an option. So this this guy said I debated what to do. I wasn't gonna say anything, but there's so many people who Around me hate the fucking shit. I said and did that i've got to say something I've got to somehow defend myself and the bullshit that I did in the money I gave to these fucking monsters Okay,

[00:44:05:52 - 00:44:34:41]
Toxic Teacher
 anyway that that is that is the problem here So we we had some people on x they were talking about it. It has started to make the rounds I don't know how far the rounds are going to go But if you go there are some people talking about on x the comments are what's fucking disgusting. It's it's Nightmare, it's fucking awful And I think that might be it for toxic news because that's all I

[00:44:34:41 - 00:44:40:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 We

[00:44:40:13 - 00:44:46:35]
Toxic Teacher
 have nothing we have nothing to talk about Oh

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Toxic Teacher
 Besides that that's the only thing. Okay, I turned it down. You notice I didn't even I didn't even do the thing Although we do have one new segment that I have not told you about In I think you might enjoy it And i've gotta i've gotta build it up. You see i'm never quiet, but i'm gonna be quiet for this segment Okay, and here's why this segment to me may become One of the one of the good ones here And let me see if I can find it because I actually did it yesterday

[00:45:20:22 - 00:46:20:57]
Toxic Teacher
 And it it didn't turn out well And you know the whole podcast didn't turn out well, so let me see if I can get to the fucking thing Where is it? Where is the fucking thing thing? Where is the thing? Where is the fucking thing? Ah, you fucking no, no, that's not it. How do I even look at the fucking thing show details? Is that it buckle up bitch? No, that's not it. But that's good Where where is it? Hang on? Give me one fucking second. That's the redneck gangster gospel funk. That's not it and then uh That's the same fucking one So you fucking a here it is. Here it is. I asked nikki To give me a new segment And he actually did give me a new segment. He calls it and get this I need my sound so it could be dramatic whenever I push the fucking button. It's called Meatball in the fog match of the week

[00:46:25:25 - 00:46:48:02]
Toxic Teacher
 I have these that i've never used and I wonder if they work Meatball match of the week. I don't even know if this thing fucking works, but it might work You might be hearing you may not I don't even fucking know but if you are then it's dramatic meatball match of the fucking week Anyway, okay. So we got the meatball match of the week where where

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Toxic Teacher
 Why am I having a hard time getting fucking words?

[00:46:54:16 - 00:47:04:53]
Toxic Teacher
 nikki goes to Fucking, um, whatever he goes to uh, the fog why the fuck what is wrong with me?

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 What the fuck is

[00:47:05:41 - 00:47:16:49]
Speaker 13
 Anyway,

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Toxic Teacher
 we've got uh, we've got his match of the week I asked What was your best match of the week? And so he's gonna go over his match of the week and I think I think you might enjoy it I think I think you're gonna enjoy it Anyway meatball match of the week here. We fuck. I don't have a song for it Maybe I should get a song. I should get a song. What is this song?

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Toxic Teacher
 Meatball match of the fucking week

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Toxic Teacher
 I don't know what this is. It was all my sound

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Toxic Teacher
 I don't know what this is Oh,

[00:47:56:49 - 00:48:05:08]
Toxic Teacher
 it's a survivor saying stupid shit. We haven't used that sound in fucking forever Anyway, meatball match of the fucking week meatball in the fog match I think

[00:48:07:30 - 00:48:27:28]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You're fucking ready for this week's meatball in the fog match of the week Jesus buckle up bitch It's a four-course blood buffet and vix chewing through kneecaps like their stuffed rigatoni Mass is very Italian Disturb ward build meatball and mini me special now.

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Toxic Teacher
 I want to know if the other one's just as Italian

[00:48:31:34 - 00:48:40:58]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 And if it's are you fucking ready for this week's meatball in the fog match? Victor's kill count four and a half don't ask flying through the air like a cursed ravioli

[00:48:40:58 - 00:48:46:21]
Toxic Teacher
 See he's got the fucking southern accent. Let's go back to the other the fucking italian ish map

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Crotus prin

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Like this stuff rigatoni Yeah map crotus prin Disturb ward love it build meatball and mini me special victors kill count four and a half don't ask

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 SWF composition three flashlight clickers and this

[00:49:06:50 - 00:49:09:41]
Toxic Teacher
 sounds this sounds like nikki's older fucking brothers

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 One jeff that smelled like wet drywall time of death nine minutes 26 seconds And my last shred of fucking patience.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Okay, I spawn in the courtyard, right?

[00:49:20:58 - 00:49:24:32]
Toxic Teacher
 What the what the fuck he changes in mid paragraph?

[00:49:24:32 - 00:49:37:32]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Vic screaming already. I send his ass flying through the air like a cursed ravioli missile Yeah, first thing I hear click click That's megg megg's on a gen near the gazebo acting brave now.

[00:49:37:32 - 00:49:53:53]
Toxic Teacher
 See she's gonna click She's gonna get fucking and whenever survivor mains whenever you do that That gives us every right to fucking tunnel you out of the game and you fucking know that but you still You still can't fucking take it. Anyway megg's clicking and then uh vix flying around.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 I don't know what's So I do the classic charlotte walks left victor flanks hard, right?

[00:49:59:34 - 00:50:06:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh because apparently they can both move at the same time You notice nikki doesn't play by the fucking rules of dead by daylight

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 megg doesn't even see vick coming Till he's lodged in her spine like a shiv made of meatball spite. She screams She dc's one down three to go and I ain't even sweating.

[00:50:20:10 - 00:50:23:34]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, we've got that first first one down

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Next up

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Next up fang. Oh, she got the audacity to teabag in a clown cosmetic. Oh god So I park charlotte right behind a palette go afk for a second just a beta in the flash in my ass Vic launches. Oh headshot Right in the temple like a spicy mozzarella warhead

[00:50:49:44 - 00:51:08:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 But here's the real moment, okay, they try a basement save Jake runs in all noble like flashlight in hand crouching like he's solid fucking snake He hits the flashlight it blinds me for half a second enough to piss me off so bad my marinara boiled Oh jeez,

[00:51:08:11 - 00:51:27:31]
Toxic Teacher
 I hate that like bring fucking light born every single time if you can that's what I do If if there are and I think we've talked about that if there are More than two flashlights i'll bring lightborn metal gear solid. I want that sound And I think we even talked about that sound that I want the snake Snake

[00:51:27:31 - 00:51:32:13]
Toxic Teacher
 no, not that one Not that one

[00:51:32:13 - 00:51:38:53]
Toxic Teacher
 Say it Snake no,

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Toxic Teacher
 that's Snake are you okay?

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Toxic Teacher
 That's not it either that's not What was his name what was his name on the fucking thing it was Uh, it wasn't ocelot. That was ocelot revolver. That's a good game series by the way anyway So he gets blinded by fucking jake and he's pissed now green victor get

[00:52:06:40 - 00:52:25:39]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 the fucking knees He flies like a little blood covered angel of vengeance Downs jake on the goddamn basement stairs. Oh shit Feng tries the body block no vic leaps again double downs her mid fucking vault

[00:52:27:15 - 00:52:44:40]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Two in the basement hooked him like meat on skewers nice jeff shows up trying to heal nearby like a stupid discount bouncer at olive garden When you're there your family under the bed crawled out slow chomped his ankle and whispered You should have brought sauce What?

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 4k with vic no switch to charlotte needed full fucking swf humiliation I love it. No mercy. No pasta left untouched. Yes post game chat Uh-huh feng said I was toxic megg said cheetah jake said gg I know he messed gold goggle razor wire. That's what he means. I screen shot it framed it Hung it in my fog side trattoria Okay, and that was your meatball in the fog match of the fucking week Now go queue up your soft little forkless ravioli And remember the fog don't forgive but vic the fuck

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Hey

[00:53:35:04 - 00:54:15:11]
Toxic Teacher
 So we'll have more we'll have more of that we're coming up with some new segments here We've got we got nikky talks politics. I don't know nikky talks fucking philosophy nikky the pope or something Didn't we make that? I think we made it on the discord. We had nikky as the pope We actually had artwork of him being like the pope which is probably going to get me sent to hell Almost as much as whenever I said steve jobs is already fucking there And guess

[00:54:15:11 - 00:54:20:37]
Speaker 13
 what we're to the last segment

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Speaker 13
 So

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Toxic Teacher
 This gives

[00:54:36:15 - 00:54:41:07]
Toxic Teacher
 me time remember remember I have time now because of the fucking

[00:54:41:07 - 00:54:41:37]
Toxic Teacher
 song

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Toxic Teacher
 And the scogie

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Toxic Teacher
 That's what we do buying myself time

[00:54:51:10 - 00:54:51:25]
Toxic Teacher
 So

[00:54:56:46 - 00:55:21:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Now I can I can notice the fade out Perfect. Just like I was taught by your fucking mother anyway Anyway, I gotta thank some of the newer people who have come by who have downloaded camping them softly who with their help I will be the best dead by daylight podcast That exists on all of your favorite podcast platforms

[00:55:26:56 - 00:55:49:51]
Toxic Teacher
 I didn't know I was gonna get this long. We're at 55 minutes I did not know i'd be able to get an hour in in the one I recorded yesterday I got 45 fucking minutes and I couldn't even do it So I was like, you know what? We gotta find something fucking and I found out That the creator five nights at freddy supports fucking trump and I was like, oh, okay I can talk about that for fucking 17 days straight if I needed to anyway

[00:55:50:57 - 00:56:16:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Let's thank some of the people who have come by recently that I don't think that i've thanked So if i've thanked you before fuck you i'm taking it back But if I haven't thanked you yet consider this your first ever. Thank you and i'm gonna have to have some kind of sound I think I gotta do the air Right that that's like the big one or i've got the fucking what else do I have? No, not really

[00:56:17:15 - 00:56:41:53]
Toxic Teacher
 No, uh, okay. Anyway, anyway So let's go Wensville we did we did you last week. So let's go to fucking I want to thank grand island, nebraska Which I don't even fucking know why there's an island. I don't believe that's an island and here's a fucking tiny Ass town this has to be tiny. It's warner Oklahoma

[00:56:43:39 - 00:57:08:04]
Toxic Teacher
 That's got to be fucking small i'm gonna look you up warner You're not going to be on where the fuck are the viewers from? But i'm gonna look you up anyway, because I think you're tiny Anyway, there's 1600 fucking people in there in muskogee county just like the fucking song There's 1600 people and one of them listens to me Which means like one percent of the town listens to me according to my math. I just made up in my fucking head

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Toxic Teacher
 There we go sound alert sound alert, uh guarapuava in prana Thank you

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Toxic Teacher
 Parris you're apparently back

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Toxic Teacher
 We already did you too we already talked about we never have to talk about paris again I don't think because we already did that do we do cities more than once? I don't know if we need to go back since nikki's gonna have stories. Remember we didn't do those stories until later on anyway, anyway We've got a couple here. We've got zweefalton in braden wortenberg

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Toxic Teacher
 We've got chippenham in wiltshire

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Toxic Teacher
 Romford in havering which

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Toxic Teacher
 And then we got hessy is back, but i'm not going I think hessy was one of the very first by the way. We've got cudad Juarez in chihuahua

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Toxic Teacher
 Uh, we've got copavager we already did you did we do pico Rivera, California? I don't think so Do we do sesto forntino in the province of florence? I don't think so

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Toxic Teacher
 Okay, so we've got a bunch here We've got a bunch of new ones like this thing is growing so much like I look at the list I can't even fucking I can't remember any of this shit anymore So anyway, i'm gonna have to take 27 fucking minutes So we could get nikki a fucking town and he's probably gonna talk in the accent of wherever the fucking place is And here we go. This is a good one. They have never been by and you think they would have Because they're such a large town. Let me see. Hey, nikki. Hey, nikki. Hey, nikki Um, it's episode 58

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Toxic Teacher
 uh 58 of camping them softly and on where the fuck are the viewers from We're doing this city Um, I heard you have a fucking crazy story. Tell me about it, bitch

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Toxic Teacher
 Was victor with you

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Toxic Teacher
 Actually, we did aware the fuck of the viewers from yesterday as well And I don't know if that one should play or this one i'm gonna make a fucking executive decision Here. Oh, no, he brought nikki. He brought nikki To fucking oh my god. Oh no. Oh no

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Toxic Teacher
 Okay, I had to stop I had to stop recording and then i'm back because I had something I had to do let me see Okay, the crocs are mentioned in this story. So actually i'm gonna use this one. I think instead the other one nikki Niki does something. I can't remember what like how have I already fucking forgotten?

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Toxic Teacher
 What the fuck was happening in that story i've already forgot what happened yesterday

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Toxic Teacher
 And that's fucking bananas. Okay, so here we go. Let me Click generate and we'll wait for fucking 30 minutes, but you know what it's worth it It's worth it because we have to do where the fuck are the viewers from? I think we've only not done it Maybe once or twice. I think so What the fuck got a viewer from this gives me time you notice the fucking genius here notice the gene Okay,

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Toxic Teacher
 anyway i'm gonna actually what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna think about next week's fucking app see what we're doing We multitask that's what we do. And by the way, there's a stat tracker coming this week In dbd if you haven't seen it's actually going to track your stats Now the thing is I don't think i'm gonna like it as much as I like Um nightlight because nightlight tracks everything it tracks 2v8 It tracks what everybody else is doing but I think the stat tracker I think the stat tracker is only going to track your personal stuff. I could be wrong I hope i'm wrong because I hope it does Track everything else, but I don't I don't believe that it does Anyway, I feel like there were 27 different things We were gonna look up on nightlight and we were gonna say oh, yeah the fucking you know That we were gonna look at this and we were gonna fucking do this. I don't know whose highest in pick right right now I would assume it's still and you see nikki is going to go berserk right off the bat right in my ear with no With no Warning whatsoever because it just fucking goes like I don't I don't press play it presses play on its own So watch we're doing this and then it'll fucking happen. Anyway, keneky is still number one Obviously until fazbear comes out and fazbear like right now think about it this way keneky is at a 7% Pick rate, okay 7 of matches right now and that we're what like a month or two out from uh, I mean i'm actually getting something to write with here We're like a month or two out from when he was released. He's at 7 now the question's going to be Is what is fazbear gonna be at? The same time it two months in I predict he'll be at least 10 Two months in so write that fucking down. Well, that's what we do We write it down that we fucking snap our fingers 10 percent for fazbear. I don't know it in equivalent amount of time released I don't remember when keneky was released. When was he fucking released?

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Toxic Teacher
 hang on keneky release date Dbd when was he released april 2nd? So that makes it may june. We've got uh, what? Uh, two months. Yeah, that's two months two and a half months. So we'll just say we'll say two and a half months So we'll say two and a half months from tuesday which would be uh God that's fucking august. It's like end of august. So we're almost in september. So it's september We're gonna have to check his pick rate. We're gonna have to check fazbear's pick rate. See what's going on with that anyway Let's see if nikki is still fucking going we got one of them done one of them is done

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Berlin state of berlin episode 50 fucking eight you want to hear a story? Oh, let me take you on a little stroll through the bratwurst battleground that almost got me deported in four languages Uh-oh.

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Toxic Teacher
 Okay, so he's almost deported I think he's almost been deported from about 12 different countries at this point.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Anyway, nikki keep going So victor and I he's in a fake baby stroller because customs wouldn't clear feral veal goblin as a support animal

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Toxic Teacher
 Is he does he have a german

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 burlin state of berlin episode 50 fucking

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 no, that's the other one That's the same one berlin

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 state of berlin episode 50 fucking eight You want to hear a story? Or let me take you on a little stroll through the bratwurst battleground that almost got me deported in four languages This sounds better victor and I he's in a fake baby stroller because customs wouldn't clear feral veal goblin as a support animal We land in berlin.

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Toxic Teacher
 So he tries to make victor a support animal.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's cute What's supposed to be a quiet fog diplomacy summit? Sabam was meeting with some rogue german entity worshippers to settle a jurisdictional dispute over meatball rights in cold wind lane

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Toxic Teacher
 What is cold wind lane? Is that cold wind farm? There's a lane No, I don't know i'm ignorant i'm gonna plead ignorance

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 normal wednesday Okay, but we never made it to the summit. Why because someone probably big ziti that flashlight fear and disgrace Booked us a room in a haunted techno hostel run by xswf survivors turned anti-hook Anarchists i'm talking fangs with piercing shaped like jens Pallets nailed to the fucking walls and instead of beds Lockers fucking lockers that sounds I wake up to find victor missing and my meatball chain swapped for a bratwurst on a lanyard That's when I knew they took him.

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, no, dude victors been kidnapped

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yeah,

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Toxic Teacher
 there we go, that's better although I don't have one that's like Oh, there we go victors been kidnapped

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 I storm out in a robe and crocs scream at a man in a ringoo shirt until he tells me Their kleine is buying berghain bunker. Yeah, I bust through a side door of what I thought was a rave Turns out it was a fog coat ritual They had victor hoisted above a fog machine like some kind of germanic veal god chanting in techno rhythm meatball meatball meatball

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Toxic Teacher
 Meatball meatball. Oh god german techno. I can't even do I was gonna try to like beatbox my way into it.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 I can't even do that They called him kleiner flesh demon little meat demon like he's a schnitzel mascot or something So I do what any sane italian would do I start chucking flashbangs made of pasta shells and scream behold the true entry mama marinara Oh no victor drops from the rafters like a bite-sized batman latches onto the ringleader shin and the crowd goes silent That's when I declared diplomatic immunity under article 17 of the sauce accords and claimed squatters rights over the berghain basement We walked out of there with a new techno mixtape called meatball mayhem in e minor 300 euros in fog coupons and a free jar of currywurst because vic bit the dj who insulted blights mobility tech So yeah berlin's great. Just don't eat the pasta who tastes like guilt and ikea varnish Now get this episode rolling before I declare war on the eu again bit

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Toxic Teacher
 Now see I think I put the robust or I put the I put the fucking robust which keeps his voice relatively Stable and I think that makes him kind of like monotone Anyway, that was where the fuck are the viewers from they're from berlin this week

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Speaker 13
 So

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Toxic Teacher
 There we go and we do the slider like that and then we got it nailed it see perfect I am on fucking fire with that We

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Speaker 13
 talked about

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Toxic Teacher
 How the creator of oh my god if I put this Donates to fucking republicans Fucking republicans. What else did we talk about? We talked about uh, your berlin trip that got victor kidnapped

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Toxic Teacher
 And then what else did we talk about oh, um, um, we talked about fucking what are we fucking talking about like i've totally forgotten what we talked about um

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Toxic Teacher
 Shit like what is it? We we oh, um, we talked about the new oh, we talked about the impending five nights at freddy's uh chapter and how we hate it and then we also talked about uh, Oh, and then we started your new meatball match of the week segment where you got a 4k by only using victor what genre should we use? This week for the song. He's gonna say funk again post-apocalyptic fucking something or other or maybe he'll go techno He might go techno

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Toxic Teacher
 Germanic what that's not even a thing techno marinara

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Golden Girls THeme
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Toxic Teacher
 Don't even know if I put that did you want a genre not a goddamn cultural event? Yes Dark industrial techno. There we go That's a real that's a real tag cold mechanical pulsing like victor chewing a mex ankle in a meat freezer We're talking berlin warehouse energy. That's gonna be it this week Um dark industrial techno, that's it for episode 58, which was better than episode 58 part one I know this wasn't good, but it was better than fucking yesterday's recording I can guarantee you that and you'll get that on some kind of fucking patreon discord something or other anyway, enjoy the dark industrial techno music get the fuck out of my face and Can you see us out satan?