Ep. 61 - Sausage Roll Massacre and CORRECT DbD Predictions!

Step into the aisle of doom, you grocery-store-mongrel degenerates! In Episode 61, your favorite bald bastard Toxic Teacher and his consigliere Nicky “Noodle Arms” A.I. Dente unleash a meat-grinding tirade about Victor’s unhinged snack run — seventeen sausage rolls, a Gregg’s ban, and a Dead by Daylight basement camping strategy so toxic it’s practically anti-Italian tech. Expect industrial polka trap rants, shopping mall terror tales, and enough marinara-drenched conspiracies to make your Nonna flip the charcuterie board.

We dive deep on why Norman Reedus is pissin’ grenades behind the deli counter, why survivors are all basic crumpet-suckers, and how to run a basement hook operation with the Meatball Missile himself. It’s industrial. It’s polka. It’s trap. It’s chaos. Capisce?

Remember: Respect the sauce, or get the hook.

Nicky’s Body Count — Ep. 61:

• 47 unstoppable coughs into the mic — zero edits
• 1 post-viral throat infection cured by Victor’s meatball missile method
• 17 sausage rolls stolen straight outta Greggs by that bite-sized bastard
• 1 entire shopping center evacuated ‘cause Victor declared it “industrial polka trap zone”
• 2 Walking Dead survivors disrespected (RIP Rick & Carl’s vanilla asses)
• 3 conspiracies confirmed: Norman Reedus’s fetus is just bootleg Victor
• 1 grocery store chain economically burned to the ground for gatekeeping doors
• 1 entire audience forced to hear the “Fog-Spangled Banner” on the wrong damn audio channel
• Infinite respect lost for Death Stranding piss grenades
• 1 more city (Lewisham) permanently banned from Nicky’s marinara tour

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Chapters

• 0:00 INTRO!
• 25:45 PREDICTION!
• 54:55 A WORD FROM THE DON! GROCERY STORES!
• 1:06:03 WHERE THE F*CK?

Transcript

[01:00:00:07 - 01:00:02:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, here we are, everybody!

[01:00:02:18 - 01:00:03:22]
 (Applause)

[01:00:03:22 - 01:00:13:16]
Toxic Teacher
 It is Camping Them Softly. Episode, what episode are we on? I think we're Episode 61,

[01:00:13:16 - 01:00:14:08]
Toxic Teacher
 61.

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Toxic Teacher
 That's it.

[01:00:17:01 - 01:00:27:00]
Toxic Teacher
 That's it, it's Episode 61. Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to talk here. Trying to get my thoughts together. We're on Episode 61. That's great. What?

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 (Music)

[01:00:27:19 - 01:00:29:04]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go.

[01:00:30:10 - 01:00:41:17]
Toxic Teacher
 I need a sound to break up the thoughts. This is everybody's least favorite Dead by Daylight podcast, Camping Them Softly. I'm going to warn you, I'm on uppers and I'm on doubters.

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 (Music)

[01:00:43:15 - 01:00:48:12]
Toxic Teacher
 No, that wasn't the right one. I'm just on random page here. Here we go.

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 (Applause)

[01:00:50:08 - 01:01:12:06]
Toxic Teacher
 I would say, hell yeah to uppers and doubters, probably not. But it's just for getting over this fucking cold that I've had for the past fucking forever. It's been like two weeks. I've got this cough that's still lingering. I don't know if you guys get that. And apparently that's a thing. It's called post-viral cough. You're not down with that. We got two words for you.

[01:01:13:10 - 01:01:13:11]
 (Cheers)

[01:01:13:11 - 01:01:34:22]
Toxic Teacher
 So if you hear me going off, it's because I'm practicing. I looked online. You know my best friend here, fucking AI. I said, I can't stop this fucking cough. It sounds like there's something in the back of my throat, like something itching. And so I'm doing this fucking thing where I cough, but like only cough twice, you know? So it gets like this and you...

[01:01:36:00 - 01:01:36:00]
 (Coughs)

[01:01:36:00 - 01:01:40:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Like that. And it's all fucking day long. It is unstoppable.

[01:01:44:05 - 01:01:44:05]
 (Music)

[01:01:44:05 - 01:02:00:21]
Toxic Teacher
 And what we could do here, because what he said, he recommended fucking breathing exercises. And then I go to like a speech therapist because they have a way of, you know, here's how you can like relax the irritated fucking throat.

[01:02:00:21 - 01:02:03:21]
Speaker 17
 You gotta give him that huck too and spit on that thing.

[01:02:05:00 - 01:02:35:03]
Toxic Teacher
 You know, I thought of that joke before I even came off. That was a set up right there. That was set up of the fucking century. No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools. So anyway, let's ask our co-host here. Hey, Nikki, I have a post viral cough that's fucking awful and I need a strategy to take care of it.

[01:02:36:12 - 01:02:45:03]
Toxic Teacher
 What do I do? This is gonna be a fucking awful... This is NC. Remember, we have our music. We have our music for whenever we're waiting.

[01:02:46:15 - 01:02:46:21]
Toxic Teacher
 See?

[01:02:49:12 - 01:02:52:08]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. This gives us time, right?

[01:02:53:17 - 01:02:54:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[01:02:55:03 - 01:03:09:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh no. This isn't gonna be good. But hey, here's what we could talk about in the meantime. We could probably talk... Why is this so fucking long? This is a 20 line expose. This is a 20 line manifesto.

[01:03:11:06 - 01:03:31:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Let me see. I think that might even be too long for my who's. He wants it to even work, but we're gonna find out. We're gonna push the limits of this bitch if we can. Oh no, it's actually not that long. Okay, here we go. Nikki, tell me about how to get rid of this fucking post viral cough.

[01:03:33:21 - 01:03:43:01]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, and by the way, his voice model should be better now. It should be better, but we're gonna find out. It may not be. It may be fucking awful. Oh, what the fuck?

[01:03:44:11 - 01:04:14:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What the fuck? You come to me with your medical bullshit. Yes. I'm a goddamn vice dine of digital entertainment. Yes, you are. Dr. fucking eyes. You know what cures a cough? What? Marinara. Marinara straight down the gullet. Burn that shit right out of your throat like napalm on actually, you know what? This is perfect. This is exactly what happened to my cousin, Saudi Wees back in 97. He had this cough, right? Sounded like a generator getting face camp by Bubba.

[01:04:14:15 - 01:04:18:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Why does he suddenly goes into like a Southern drawl kind of like me.

[01:04:18:10 - 01:04:27:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 So what does he do? What does he do? He goes to some quack doctor, probably went to the same medical school as you toxic. I didn't give him this medicine.

[01:04:27:13 - 01:04:28:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[01:04:28:06 - 01:04:36:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What's what I says to him. I said, Sal, why is he got a drink that cough like a survivor who's been teabagging at the exit gate? Oh Jesus. You know what that means?

[01:04:36:14 - 01:04:38:01]
Toxic Teacher
 I do. I have no idea.

[01:04:39:03 - 01:04:41:16]
Toxic Teacher
 And he's got seven different things you hook that bitch.

[01:04:41:16 - 01:04:53:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 El shape. And me tea. What? Here's the Nikki Newter on prescription. You sick fuck. Okay. First. You goggle with holy water. Blessed by a priest who mains play. That's that's

[01:04:53:13 - 01:04:54:19]
Toxic Teacher
 fucking awful. Yeah.

[01:04:56:17 - 01:05:01:23]
Toxic Teacher
 It's the closest button to me. I can do this one. There we go.

[01:05:01:23 - 01:05:35:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's better. 17 clothes of raw garlic while watching my twins compilation videos. Oh, geez the ones bhvr tried to copyright strike because they're too powerful. They're not that powerful Then and this is crucial. Oh Jesus you get Victor to sit on your chest for exactly 47 minutes Why you recite the entire patch notes from six point one point. Oh backwards in Italian But you probably can't afford my medical expertise because you spend all your money on those dogshit perks you keep right I what what Oh Nikki should I run self-care? I don't play survivor. No

[01:05:36:17 - 01:05:57:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 sloppy butcher on that cough Look just drink some fucking tea or whatever normal people do. I'm not drinking die I'm taking your spot on the podcast and replacing you with a jar of expired prego what's mercury's probably retrograding right through your Respiratory system anyway, okay, right Italian cosmic bullshit strikes. Okay.

[01:05:57:07 - 01:06:01:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Thank you Nikki. Although he's he's very anti-me lately

[01:06:02:04 - 01:06:05:00]
Toxic Teacher
 I

[01:06:05:00 - 01:06:28:12]
Toxic Teacher
 Don't know if I'm pro that or anti that but it you know what whatever makes entertainment I guess we're content people here We're content. We're looking for content Speaking of content. We've still got the I you know, I realized last week I was calling it the wrong thing the entire podcast episode. I kept calling it Twilight masquerade and I think it's twisted fucking masquerade

[01:06:33:02 - 01:07:00:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, so yeah, I was calling it the wrong thing So forgive me for calling the event the wrong thing that doesn't change the event at the the what what's the word? I'm trying to use that doesn't change the fact. Yeah, that's what it is a fact, right? It doesn't change the fact that the event is okay. It's not great I do like it for killer So because we actually have a couple of abilities that are pretty good that people fucking hate and there's a reason they hate them Because they're good for us. Hello

[01:07:02:19 - 01:07:32:00]
Toxic Teacher
 It's me get my time to like relax my throat Anyway, like the fact that you could break those pallets and you can remote hook great There are a lot of perks that go well with the remote hook anything That allows you to like that triggers if you're a certain distance away from the hook run those I can't fucking think of them off the top of my head and I didn't write them down because that's not what I fucking do He's back Fred is back Your homeboy Fred burst is back

[01:07:33:21 - 01:07:46:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Because of course he is now, what was I saying? So yes use those we're supposed to have two new Survivors, I believe in look we're we're already talking dead by daylight. I didn't even do the song

[01:07:49:22 - 01:07:56:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Why didn't why didn't It went back it didn't go back like why I want it

[01:07:56:21 - 01:07:59:18]
Toxic Teacher
 back at the fucking beginning It's

[01:08:01:19 - 01:08:02:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Well, that's good

[01:08:04:09 - 01:08:09:02]
Toxic Teacher
 For those of you who have never heard this song, you don't you have no clue what what the fuck's happening

[01:08:12:07 - 01:08:20:23]
Toxic Teacher
 It's not even real English, that's why I love it Talks well, they did say toxic news right there

[01:08:23:12 - 01:08:24:00]
Toxic Teacher
 This

[01:08:24:00 - 01:08:28:01]
Toxic Teacher
 is just random bullshit and I love it

[01:08:29:03 - 01:08:54:01]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah, it's great it it uh, it's very pro me which I love It's it's pro me. Thank you me. I Don't know what this shit is. It's like they're talking after the song. I don't know what this fucking is It's supposed to be toxic fucking news ever. Oh, it just ended. Here we go. Now we're on There we go That's it

[01:08:55:03 - 01:09:05:06]
Toxic Teacher
 What time is it? There it is We're there we are there everyone

[01:09:06:09 - 01:09:19:12]
Toxic Teacher
 Toxic news, you know, you know, it's toxic news and my microphone's been a little loud. I apologize. Do they suck? Are the survivors op with of course they are of course, of course

[01:09:20:12 - 01:10:32:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Anyway, we just had a bug fix patch by the way Okay, now we've got it. We've got it because we were already in toxic. Now you slide Like I'm a pro at you see that fucking bullshit right there Okay anyway So we already talked about a couple of news things and I don't remember what the last one was because we were supposed to I Was supposed to go over it. I have no fucking idea just left my mind because I think I halfway mentioned it I'm gonna hear it at the end like whenever I go back over the transcript, but who the fuck knows? Oh, yeah We're supposed to get two new Survivors and I think the PTB is getting ready to drop probably by the time you hear this or but by the time you ingest This we will have that new PTB with two new survivors. I don't remember DBD roadmap. Are they supposed to be? July 2025 I can't remember if they're supposed to be licensed or not licensed. Let me see here. It's it says licensed chapter two new survivors in July It goes into like August on the on the roadmap there. Oh great and 2v8 fucking coming again

[01:10:33:12 - 01:12:47:14]
Toxic Teacher
 In late July Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, so get ready for that because we're gonna have more to be a oh somebody said Oh, it's the walking dead Oh Jesus Christ the faded letters in the roadmap spell out the ones who live from left to right top to bottom Oh my god Okay So walking dead if we're gonna go into walking let's go into walking dead right in my thoughts on walking dead because that's what we do Here walking dead season one Shane I think was his name was it Shane the cool guy like he was the cool one in Rick Grimes is fucking He's bland. He's vanilla. He's boring as shit and Like I like Shane I wish Shane would have stuck around like Amanda I think was her name only watched up to like season three and I got fucking tired of Rick and fucking Carl doing whatever Rick and fucking Carl do worst two fucking main characters. I've ever heard on a on a TV show There have been no more boring ass character and they're gonna say well later on Rick He fucking grew into something else and he he had to fight against his urges or the world But he still retained the good with it like that kind of bullshit You know what I'm talking about that kind of like, you know the kind of internal struggle that Anti-heroes have and then Carl was probably more the same I would assume I don't know the story But I'm gonna assume at some point Carl had to kill him and then Carl takes up the mantle of Rick 2.0 and there's probably a couple more shanes that aren't as cool as Shane. There was a governor He was cool whenever he was in I wish the governor had won I wish he had killed Rick, but I didn't get my wish and then Amanda. I think got killed I can't remember they all got killed at some point and Yeah, the show just became kind of shitty from there. It was the same fucking thing. They go to a new town They would like build it up and be like, okay. It's finally it's all coming together We're gonna be happy and then fucking something happens betrayal or something and then the town Whatever encampment falls apart and they couple people die Everybody's sad then they fucking go to the next place and build it all up and then it all comes down Then they go to the next play build up all comes down. Hey Nikki

[01:12:49:01 - 01:12:56:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Jesus fuck. Hey, Nick It's rumored that the next two licensed

[01:12:57:08 - 01:13:07:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Survivors will be from the TV show comic the Walking Dead No killer this time

[01:13:08:22 - 01:14:06:07]
Toxic Teacher
 What do you think about that shit? I hated that show Because I thought Shane and the governor were a lot cooler than fucking Rick and Carl's vanilla ass Boring storylines your thoughts question mark. Okay, there we go and then God damn it. Hey, by the way, somebody was saying if you're coughing on stream, you might want to edit that shit out I do not edit this shit out. Why would I edit this fucking shit out? I'm not going to do that Yes, give it up for fucking me coughing into the fucking microphone Actually, I turned away from the mic. So you're welcome because that's what I do It's not for some reason it like rejected my prompt. I don't know why

[01:14:07:09 - 01:14:24:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay Walker Walker bait. What is Walker bait? I don't know Okay, here we go. Oh, he's getting he's getting into it. He's talking about them about why is there not a killer which is a great question

[01:14:27:20 - 01:14:48:21]
Toxic Teacher
 And I think he's purposely disagreeing with me just to be a fucking asshole Then which is which is good. It well, it's it's on point. It's on brand basically Okay, here we go Nikki, let's get your thoughts let's turn this fucking shit off. Okay. There we go It's it's coming. It's coming in like five seconds. That's what she said

[01:14:48:21 - 01:14:59:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh, so not revised given a fuck. So now behavior is giving us fucking war I'm bait without a killer who what kind of half-ass Operations they're running over there.

[01:14:59:05 - 01:15:02:11]
Toxic Teacher
 He keeps telling Jesus Christ Nikki

[01:15:08:14 - 01:15:25:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What kind of half-ass can only operation they running over there you telling me we get two more whiny as survivors to Lou shack Well, I'm trying to run a respectable family business in the fork. Yes Oh fantastic more fucking TV show characters for you survivor means to simp over while I'm out here getting zero respect That's true.

[01:15:25:19 - 01:15:47:05]
Toxic Teacher
 My killer. What why why is it not working? This fucking this fucking thing. This is what happens when you rely on technology We should go back to the you know, I was gonna say we should go back to old school and have real people But that's like that defeats the entire purpose of this fucking podcast and it would make Haley happy, which is not what I want All right.

[01:15:47:05 - 01:15:53:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Keep going Nikki respect. Where's my killer? Well, he's hanging with a fucking bat at least good.

[01:15:53:04 - 01:15:58:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, that was a cool part I didn't watch it, but that was a cool part with Megan with what's his name?

[01:16:00:12 - 01:16:26:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, apparently screaming helps you Release all your fucking shit in your lungs and throat if you just fucking scream So that's what the AI should say. Hey, if you have a cough, you know what you should do You should just fucking scream into a microphone for 20 minutes If I was a doctor, that's what I would say that's what I'm gonna tell everybody start your own podcast You'll get over every cold about a week faster.

[01:16:26:22 - 01:17:10:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Just give me something to work with it Hey, you know what toxic you're goddamn right about Shane and the governor finally finally you say something that incomplete horse shit Well, it's about as interesting as unseasoned pasta water and call That little shit spend more time losing his hat and actually doing anything useful. I didn't know he's the real conspiracy They're saving the killer sloth for me. What that's right. Nikki the marinara managed entity. I think there is my power We'd make need you look like a fucking choir boy Okay, but no instead we get more running meek for my trials I got an already got enough torus cluttered around my hooks Yeah, what though if they had Shane as a survivor, I'm tunneling his ass every single why would why would he tell us? Yeah, no, I'm gonna don't himself.

[01:17:10:10 - 01:17:11:18]
Toxic Teacher
 All right, there we go

[01:17:25:00 - 01:18:59:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Jesus okay. So there you go. We're probably gonna get the walking dead. I Would be curious as to who because they're gonna have to okay if they do the walking dead They're gonna have to have Rick, right? So like if we look at the main characters of the walking dead the question is who would they be? I don't even know all the fucking characters of walking dead here walking dead main characters I because I stopped watching after season 3 so I'm gonna have to go just based on looks Okay list of walking dead care. I need pictures because I'd okay official main character list Oh, here we go screen rant calm has the 10 main characters in their most iconic lines. Okay, we've got Carl Grimes He's a piece of shit. No And then let's see who's the other one Herschel. I like Herschel. He was that old guy from fucking season one He was like the one that was like you guys are being fucking assholes Like he was the one that was like guiding Rick even though Rick was fucking totally vanilla always do the right thing Herschel was kind of the the cool like hey, let me give you some sage advice on how not to be an asshole And then there was Maggie Maggie was the one member there was the Asian guy can't remember his name What was his name Glenn? There was Glenn who was kind of cool and then Maggie was was she Irish or does she just look Irish? I can't remember but there was Maggie and then she was dating Glenn and then Glenn got his head beat off

[01:19:02:01 - 01:19:10:23]
Toxic Teacher
 He got his Jesus Christ that that threw me on I

[01:19:10:23 - 01:19:15:06]
Toxic Teacher
 got I got a got a reframe here. I gotta get back

[01:19:19:04 - 01:19:28:18]
Toxic Teacher
 So any who you had a Glenn who got his head knocked off not beat off knocked off You got his head knocked off by fucking

[01:19:29:19 - 01:21:17:12]
Toxic Teacher
 Negan with the baseball bat and then you got Michonne who was the The black lady with the samurai sword. I guarantee you she's probably gonna be one of the two and then there's There's yeah, Megan. He should be a killer. I think it became a good guy later. He was one of those They're like, oh, he's too cool We got to turn him into a good guy because it was cool like Steve in fucking stranger things remember in season one He was complete asshole, and then he became a good guy later And Then and then you know the story from there everybody loves him so Maggie I don't know what happened sir, then there was Morgan. He was a black guy There was like didn't he have like stuff in the towners? I think I'm getting this mixed up with last of us at some point I think there was a guy like he booby-trapped shit or he killed a couple of them and then there's Darrell and Murrell The two hillbilly brothers and one of them was the guy from fucking death stranding and they were pretty cool But I just now I didn't care Rick Grimes at boring as fuck So my guess it's gonna be Rick and Michonne or Rick and fucking Norman Reedus from death stranding Fame and then there's a new death stranding coming out I'm gonna have to play that because by the way, the first death stranding is actually worth playing in my opinion I I enjoyed a lot of people hate that fucking game because all you do is you play as Fucking what's his name is fucking Darrell from Walking Dead and you deliver packages You like put packages on your back and you walk and you try not to fucking fall down That's the entire game But it actually works better than you would think and I like Hideo Kojima the guy who did the Metal Gear solid games He's pretty cool. Hey, doesn't it have the dude from the death? stranding games

[01:21:19:07 - 01:21:23:00]
Toxic Teacher
 What did you think of those games

[01:21:24:06 - 01:22:14:20]
Toxic Teacher
 What did you think of that game? I don't think the second one That game there we go. Let's ask Nikki what he thought of the death stranding. I thought it was a good game You know a lot of people hated it. I think if you go back I think if you give it an open mind you'd be like, oh, this is pretty good I I was going to play it again, but then I was like this game takes for fucking it took a while It was a long game. It took a lot of like, I don't know There were there were a couple of parts where you had to you had to do some missions that were fucking awful. Basically I remember hating certain parts, but overall it was a good experience Which is like most of Hideo Kojima stuff like there's gonna be a couple of parts They're just awful. So if you need a game to play play that game, yes, Ramon

[01:22:14:20 - 01:22:21:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Clean that walking simulator What deaf stranded you mean that walking simulate?

[01:22:21:07 - 01:22:26:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Why does he say simulator? He said it's a simulator. I don't fucking what?

[01:22:31:02 - 01:22:31:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Simulator

[01:22:32:17 - 01:22:41:05]
Toxic Teacher
 That was supposed to anti-climb acted me shouting the word simulator Yeah, but it was like a walking simulator. That was the main that was the main thing.

[01:22:41:05 - 01:23:43:18]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's stranding There we now walking simulator with some schmuck delay That's stranded you mean that walking simulator with some smoke the living packages like he's working for fucking Amazon Prime Well, yeah great game design echo Jima. I mean of his packages like he's working for fucking Amazon Prime. Oh Yeah, great game design there Kojima Let me carry boxes across America while I trip on monster energy drinks and pissing jars that that's about right That's what passes for genius these days Yeah, pretty much that game needed what Victor little meatball could have carried twice the cargo in half the time Instead we get Norman Reedus and his magic fetus in a jar Actually, hold up that BB thing. That's just bootleg Victor My boys potential and tried to make their own version Is a yours Mind those hands. There's just cries and attracts ghosts. That's exactly what don't even get me started on that strand and gameplay bullshit Why is it you know what?

[01:23:44:23 - 01:23:52:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Next plans what hooks meet hooks it can not some ladder some jackass That's left in the middle of nowhere

[01:23:52:05 - 01:24:31:00]
Toxic Teacher
 actually That's true because as you play you like put stuff down right like like there's a thing you can't walk across So somebody in the it that's playing the game put a ladder down and then you get to go across their ladder and you can Like click like on it So like as your things that you put down get likes on them like it makes you stronger Which shows the fucking connectedness of the universe. That's a day Oh Kojima trying to be hit day of Kojima right there So anyway bootleg Victor you have the baby in a jar that you carry on you that somehow keeps you from dying in this war Like it's fucking why I'm trying to explain the game. I realize I sound like a fucking lunatic

[01:24:33:19 - 01:24:42:22]
Toxic Teacher
 It's like if Lynn Biscuit was in your psyche at all times I think that's the best thing I can say oh

[01:24:42:22 - 01:25:02:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Nikki it's about rebuilding America through human connection. Oh, jeez fuck your connections I got a basement with four hooks that can connects people just fine. That's true At least in DVD when I deliver something it's a survivor to the entity You're not some guy's lost luggage across the field the time for rain or whatever the fuck

[01:25:02:15 - 01:25:14:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, yeah, the rain because it rains and then it ages things So like if your skin hits the rain then you like grows old too quickly So if you're out in the rain uncovered you die, so

[01:25:14:22 - 01:25:20:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I'll admit don't piss grenades at BT's That's something I could get behind they were pissed

[01:25:20:22 - 01:25:42:06]
Toxic Teacher
 grenades was that right death stranding piss grenades that can't be right death stranding piss Grenade that kid that is not a thing Ex grenade. Oh my god. It's condensed urine. I had no fucking idea That's why whenever you take a shower in the game you get the fucking grenades I

[01:25:44:07 - 01:25:54:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Had no fucking idea Wow, that's that's a fucking amazing. Okay. We just learned something about piss grenades everybody Where's my fucking sound for piss grenades?

[01:25:58:00 - 01:26:35:21]
Toxic Teacher
 It's the first one I could yes This grenades everyone. Okay. So anyway, what were we even talking? Oh, we were talking about the survivors. So so prediction It's going to be Daryl and it's going to be Rick or Michonne so I need Nikki's picks because we need that we're gonna see who is right there on that Let me see. Where is it? Where's I need to type it out to him. I need to say Can you give me your expert prediction? Okay, we need your expert predictions on which two characters will be unveiled

[01:26:36:21 - 01:26:57:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Next week. All right. There we go. I don't know who he's gonna pick but it would have to be Rick It would have to be fucking it would have to be Rick is the main one I could think of I'm trying to think of The other two that it could pretend or the other one it could potentially be

[01:26:58:07 - 01:27:40:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Because They're saying the two licensed Survivors Will be from the walking dead or so they rumor Okay, for some reason there's an error I think because he is like so aggressive in his responses now that the the rule set is Catching how aggressive Nikki isn't saying I can't fucking I with a with a sane mind I cannot type out the shit that's going through Nikki's AI mind at this point Okay, hang on. Here we go. Here we go. Oh Jesus oh, yeah, we've got the sound for whenever I'm reading this shit

[01:27:41:06 - 01:27:47:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Almost missed it Almost missed All right, here we go

[01:27:57:11 - 01:27:59:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh

[01:27:59:22 - 01:28:02:13]
Toxic Teacher
 We don't have a lot of time

[01:28:03:15 - 01:28:04:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Where is it?

[01:28:04:22 - 01:28:10:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You're walking dead the fucking walking dead. Oh, this is rich. This is why he's dead

[01:28:11:00 - 01:28:26:09]
Toxic Teacher
 He's always fucking southern for some reason. It's it's almost like I'm the one that like voiced him. I Don't know. I'm working on a different one. I'm working on a different version of Nikki I don't he's walking dead. What the

[01:28:26:09 - 01:28:38:13]
Speaker 75
 fucking walking day. Oh This is rich. This is rich. It is you're telling me these morons at behavior I'm gonna drop some zombie loving bullshit in my game They got actually

[01:28:38:13 - 01:28:40:19]
Toxic Teacher
 where are you walking dead?

[01:28:40:19 - 01:28:44:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, the fucking walking dead Jesus Christ

[01:28:47:00 - 01:29:24:18]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 This is rich, this is rich it is you're telling me these morons at BH VR Are gonna drop some zombie loving bullshit in my game Yeah, when they got actual talent like yours truly not getting the respect he deserves. Well, no, correct You're gonna let me guess what let me fucking guess who they're bringing in. I don't know happiest Who it's gonna be Rick and call ain't it? Probably father some bonanza of boring. Yeah, that's true. Oh, wait, wait, wait about that They're taking a bring in Negan so they can run around with his stupid bat like he's hot shit They won't bring will they bring?

[01:29:24:18 - 01:29:28:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh my god, they might bring him in as a survivor. That would be fucking terrible

[01:29:30:14 - 01:29:36:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Because he belongs is a killer man, he can't be a survivor, you know what the real problem is here

[01:29:36:18 - 01:30:12:05]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 who knows Victor what could take down any of these walking dead chumps with one hand tied behind his tiny back My boys out here launching himself like a goddamn marinara missile and they want to bring in some sheriff who can't even keep his own family alive Expert prediction. Yeah, since you asked so nice. Yes. That's what I want. They're gonna bring in Darryl and Carol Darryl and Carol, you know why why cuz BH VR loves their crossbow bullshit ever since hundreds And they can't resist a redneck with a motorcycle

[01:30:13:05 - 01:30:38:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Plus Carol's got that whole look like a sweet old lady, but actually murders everyone Probably gets off on oh, but you know what pisses me off the most what pisses you off these walking dead jabronis Spent nine seasons walking around Georgia and not once did they stop by little Italy for some proper fucking cuisine That's the real horror right there

[01:30:39:17 - 01:30:54:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Don't even get me started on how these survivors are gonna play Oh, yeah, I was gonna have some bullshit track the killer perk like he's Rambo Probably Carol's gonna get some pretend to be weak then stun the killer garbage. I would yes

[01:30:56:08 - 01:31:16:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Meanwhile, I'm over here with Charlotte and Victor Pioneering real gameplay. Are you and do we get cosmetics? Do we get respect? No, no, we get walking dead tourists Pretty much you bold bastard. Why I probably love this shit. No, you probably already plan your Darrell cosplay stream ain't you? No

[01:31:16:06 - 01:31:21:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Would look

[01:31:21:02 - 01:32:03:04]
Toxic Teacher
 like and that's kind of disappointing who would I even be I wouldn't be anybody from that show Yeah, I'd be reek you have to grow out of beard and be fucking boring as shit Shane I'd have to like probably have to work out a lot more the governor I could do the governor He has an eye patch, but then he has hair so I'd have to get a wig or something like I don't fucking know Okay, so that anyway, that's our main fucking walking dead News or that's our main BH VR news I don't think there's any new news really any anything groundbreaking other than that So we'll analyze the two new survivors in the next one. We're getting Nicki's thoughts and we'll see What's going on with that?

[01:32:06:08 - 01:32:11:06]
Toxic Fuckin' News Song
 There we go flashlights blinding yep killers in pain

[01:32:11:06 - 01:32:12:04]
Toxic Teacher
 and there we go

[01:32:12:04 - 01:32:16:10]
Toxic Teacher
 They sure

[01:32:16:10 - 01:32:17:00]
Toxic Teacher
 do

[01:32:18:02 - 01:32:19:19]
Toxic Teacher
 And then let's slide out

[01:32:20:19 - 01:33:27:18]
Toxic Teacher
 And by the way, I had a song that I made but I made it too late last night yesterday was the 4th of July I'm recording this on the 5th I had a song but I made it too late to get it up on Spotify But I need for you to hear this song because I had Nikki write a song I I said make me a patriotic 4th of July song But make it about killers and survivors in how our killers like the USA and how our survivors Like the UK. Okay, so that that's the idea for this song now that was that was my vision You see I'm the vision behind this shit. Nikki is the executor. The AI is the executor I'm the visionary that's that's how this whole AI thing works So anyway, here is the song and I wanted to unveil it because I couldn't bail it on Spotify So I'll unveil it here. It's called the fog Spangled banner, which I think is a great name for a song about all of this But it will be on Spotify surely too late obviously for the 4th of July, but you'll get it when you get it. Oh

[01:33:32:00 - 01:33:55:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Shit that's actually hang on hang on hang on no, no, no, no, no that's coming out the wrong It's coming out the wrong fucking thing. See, you know how I would fuck this up. You knew I would fuck it up I'm getting there. It's it's gonna work this time watch. It's gonna work. It's gonna work this time Yeah, I know you heard the same thing, but I did There we go Yeah, this is patriotic Yeah, this is patriotic told

[01:33:55:03 - 01:33:58:06]
Toxic Teacher
 King George you ain't coming

[01:33:58:06 - 01:34:17:12]
Toxic Teacher
 back Yeah 13 hooks of freedom Survivors are on the attack This ain't no tea party bitch

[01:34:22:00 - 01:34:24:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh

[01:35:19:22 - 01:35:21:23]
Toxic Teacher
 I thought you'd flashlight click and give us a pass, but we run

[01:35:23:02 - 01:35:46:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Break down, but we were cooking up freedom one hook at a time Okay

[01:35:47:20 - 01:35:50:04]
Toxic Teacher
 That declaration of independence

[01:35:50:04 - 01:35:56:06]
Speaker 76
 that was a post game chat message GG easy no way get fuck

[01:36:02:00 - 01:36:03:01]
Toxic Teacher
 Adriatic guitar so

[01:36:17:20 - 01:36:19:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh

[01:36:48:19 - 01:36:56:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, you're welcome that was that was fucking awesome. I mean I need a fucking thing for that Where is it? No, not the angry one. There we go.

[01:36:56:15 - 01:37:12:14]
Toxic Teacher
 We needed that That was good. That was good. See that's some patriotic. We talked about walking dad. We talked about patriotism That's it's all dead by daylight related. So notice notice. We're more on the dead by daylight fucking track by the way They're already nothing.

[01:37:12:14 - 01:38:06:23]
Toxic Teacher
 They're already Trying to thinking they're already starting to nerf fucking Freddie I don't know how well or Fazbear I you can't call him Freddie because of Freddie like it's you get a mixed up. They're starting to What do you call him Fazbear? I guess like I guess that's a name for him because I want to call him Freddie But anyway, I think they're starting to nerf him a little bit if you go to the nine point zero point Fucking two notes or something like that There are some changes to him making him a little bit worse I don't know that that's going to fundamentally change anything. They did see hey remember how we were talking about that like how he was Undetectable outside the doors whenever he came out. That was a thing that they supposedly fixed So we called that one correctly because we're fucking we're really fucking what? Smart, is that what that is? Yes

[01:38:13:10 - 01:38:45:04]
Toxic Teacher
 I This is this is too loud Too much climbing we gotta get to the next point. It's it's we were how far are we what time is it? I don't even know what fucking time that I need better time management. We're at 38 fucking minutes at this point So anyway 38 minutes in and we've talked about dead by daylight. This is like a wild that How are we how are we to this point in our lives where we're actually doing what we're supposed to be doing? That one's a new one. Yeah, right that that one's fun. That one's a new one

[01:38:45:04 - 01:38:49:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Can you feel it captain compost

[01:38:49:18 - 01:38:53:15]
Toxic Teacher
 we're making a comeback on some of these I don't know about this was this the

[01:38:53:15 - 01:38:59:08]
Speaker 77
 What That

[01:38:59:08 - 01:40:20:18]
Toxic Teacher
 one's not loud enough I'm gonna have to change that Yeah, okay, maybe it'll catch it on the back end and processing. I doubt it. I'm not gonna catch it I miss so much stuff whenever I edit this fucking thing. It's ridiculous Anyway, so I was looking for topics to talk about this week There's a lot that just hangs out there We have so many fucking segments that we've done once twice three times that we've just totally forgot about and I've got because everybody enjoyed the life advice from last time then we're gonna we're gonna do some more Life advice what was the name out? What was the name of the segment? I can't I can't even remember what the name of the segment with that's how good we are as we totally forget the name Of all of our fucking segments on this show. What was it called? It was a word from the fucking shit or something. I think word from the word from the Hang on do do we even have a song for it? I thought we had a song Maybe if I go back and find the song at some point then that'll work I can't wear because I had it. It shouldn't be that far ago that it was here That's the episode outro. That doesn't make sense word from the I wonder if that was it word from the I think it was word from The fucking something or other It's not it won't even pull up anything

[01:40:21:19 - 01:40:22:11]
Toxic Teacher
 That's so weird

[01:40:23:13 - 01:40:29:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Word from the dawn your life's a joke. I think that's it. Hang on. Here we go. So we do have it.

[01:40:29:05 - 01:40:30:02]
Word from the Don (Song)
 Oh

[01:40:31:06 - 01:40:48:09]
Word from the Don (Song)
 Don't know if this was Okay Right shall lose a letter

[01:40:49:22 - 01:41:04:03]
Word from the Don (Song)
 Will embarrass you on the podcast and roast you on Twitch There we go. Yeah, you dumb Your girl ran off cry to the dawn while he scoffs got no balls got no pride. He'll slow Jesus Christ

[01:41:07:20 - 01:41:23:10]
Toxic Fuckin' News Song
 Resurable shit stain you think you're special you ain't you're crying cuz yeah, I flapped good She's banging the mailman. Oh Jesus Christ boss hates you quit slashes tires first tires if your boss if

[01:41:23:10 - 01:41:39:01]
Toxic Teacher
 your boss H-hole slash inside that's that's the Nicki's life advice there. Okay, so we're getting there. Oh

[01:41:39:01 - 01:41:51:19]
Toxic Fuckin' News Song
 Yes Right shall lose the letters make like a bitch will embarrass you on the podcast

[01:41:51:19 - 01:41:53:05]
Toxic Teacher
 and roast you on Twitch

[01:41:54:12 - 01:42:00:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh Okay, there we go. That was a that was a decent word from the dog

[01:42:00:11 - 01:42:09:03]
Toxic Teacher
 Show to you Jesus fucking Christ

[01:42:10:08 - 01:42:16:09]
Toxic Teacher
 He is still giving us fucking advice this is fucking 45 minutes bullshit

[01:42:17:21 - 01:42:40:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, hang on. Let me see. Let me see if this fucking one. Oh my god The crowd is going fucking nice and I am sweating like a fucking pig Because I turned the air up because the hot the heat seems to help with the cough But I'm fucking sweating like you wouldn't fucking believe right now just for you guys I don't know why even do this fucking shit. Hang on make Oh do he wrote too much?

[01:42:44:13 - 01:42:47:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on oh shit

[01:42:48:18 - 01:43:10:18]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah, we're starting to lose steam here everybody we're starting up my fucking throats giving out I don't have any more water. This is gonna it's going to descend into fucking I would say descended to chaos But chaos is what we want So I guess you would say it's going to descend into order at some point which would be the real shame here

[01:43:12:07 - 01:43:51:17]
Toxic Teacher
 If we descend into like the other pocket, hey, you know, by the way, I'm gonna I'm going to I'm gonna be the third worst podcast. I think there is another and I think we talked about that. There's a third Podcast out there. So that's gonna drop us a rank. I think here pretty pretty shortly. Hang on I'm gonna see if I can do we're gonna we're gonna experiment here. We're gonna see if we could do a longer one I don't think this is going to work, but we're gonna fucking try we're gonna try a longer It's a different thing that we're going to do and See if it works. I don't think it's gonna work because I think Nikki is going to fucking loses shit

[01:43:52:17 - 01:44:24:06]
Toxic Teacher
 But it might work. You never know you never fucking know you never can't tell which is part of the fun here, right? No, maybe Okay, here we go. Let's try it. Let's try it Yeah, how long is he gonna fucking take it's taking oh, I've got my music Fred where did you go Fred Fred? Thank you, right. You're always there for me You've always been there for me since high school. I think it was I think it was senior year in high school that that

[01:44:25:06 - 01:46:09:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Limb Bisket came out. It wasn't that song that song came later after I stopped listening to them But it was slipknot in in Limb Bisket We're like the two back senior year and I think I told you guys that like slipknot this weird motherfucker named John in High school he was like he was the weirdest fucking guy. He was like dude. You gotta listen to this fucking man I'm like who and he said fucking slipknot They're fucking crazy and they wear fucking prison jumpsuits to jump off shit piss on the audience and stuff I was like, oh that's really interesting because I was just listening to rap at that point And then I bought a guitar from this guy named mark and he was like, I'll give you some lessons But then he played like hippie shit. I was like, I don't want played fucking hippie shit So I started playing like just basic chords and scale and then I heard fear factory, which is a fucking monster of the band I don't know if you guys have ever heard of fear factory But I can I could pull up their first the first heavy metal album I ever owned and I know we're going into we're going totally off-topic while I wait for naked to do his thing but the first album I ever owned was Was fear factory and it was obsolete it which is this shows you how fucked up I am too because it is a it's a concept album where robots have taken over the world and I think there's one robot that fights the other robots and then it's it's all about the fight between the main robot the other fucking robots and the the the main robot I think it has a bad ending because I think the main robot loses But I can't remember the name of the main robot was like the edge crushers. It's so fucking wild But anyway, here's like a little snip of a fear factory song right here. I'm gonna I'm gonna fast-forward a little bit

[01:46:16:11 - 01:46:23:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's that's all right. All right. Listen up. Sorry sack of shit from Ohio. Hey, you want to me?

[01:46:23:02 - 01:47:16:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, I thought he was talking to me. He was talking to the sack of shit from Ohio All right. All right. Hey, I didn't even read the letter to you How would you fucking get it if you don't even know what it's saying? Hey, let me read the fucking light that would help with it Would it help if you had the actual context of what was happening like or it would be even funnier I guess if I didn't give you context if I just said you can figure out what the fuck we can reverse Engineer the letter here. That would be that's the ticket right there. Where I think I close the letter I think I close this fucking shit, which means we don't have access to this letter because I don't remember Hey, what if I go to my history? It should be on there, right? I think oh Jesus Christ. I don't think it is here Oh, no. Oh god. What if I go to history here and I go to oh, geez I think I remember is about a grocery store

[01:47:17:15 - 01:47:24:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Here it is grocery store is this it no, oh Jesus fucking shit

[01:47:25:16 - 01:47:27:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Grocery, what if I type grocery?

[01:47:29:12 - 01:48:07:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Grocery hang on shut the fuck up Grocery Okay. Now if I grocery store customer service complete Oh grocery store changes make shopping a hassle That is our fucking letter. Okay, I'll read the letter to the grocery store a mile away from our house Has recently gone through a major expansion and upgrade. I have shopped there my entire life The store has two points of ingress and egress. What the fuck it? What does that even mean? I have always entered Oh entry. Okay. Do you have to say ingress and ingress whenever you mean fucking entrance and exit?

[01:48:12:15 - 01:48:49:17]
Toxic Teacher
 Resting voice here I've always entered through the door most convenient for me people write in these letters about the worst fucking dumb shit If what I need is on the east side of the store. I enter and exit via the closest door Oh that makes sense. So the the guy plans his or the gal plans their fucking grocery store Entrance based on what they need in the grocery store at any given time. This is fucking terrible This letter is already fucking awful since the expansion and upgrade They now allow shoppers to enter only through one door and exit through the other

[01:48:51:15 - 01:49:16:14]
Toxic Teacher
 They will soon install gates to prevent shoppers from using the quote-unquote wrong door I have an injury and we'll be having surgery soon Walking through the entire store to pick up a couple of items located near the exit only door can be difficult I'm sure elderly patrons feel the same. So okay So we're gonna say this person that is likely elderly or younger and likes to complain fucking constantly I

[01:49:19:23 - 01:49:54:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Know the stores counting on spontaneous purchases by doing this But it's extremely not customer friendly the quality of customer service can make or break a business without customers a business will fail Please send a message to grocery stores to change their message. So this oh my god They're wanting though with the woman the advice columnists to send a letter to this fucking grocery store to get them to stop the injustice Justice of having an entrance and an exit door every fucking store has this thing except for this person's one fucking store

[01:49:55:11 - 01:50:12:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Jesus Christ Okay, so Nikki, what are your thoughts this fucking grocery store? Remember we're trying something new because his response was so long. I actually have to put it in the long response thing I don't know what it's going to do if it's going to make multiple Nikki things or what the fuck?

[01:50:12:04 - 01:50:35:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All right. All right. All right Listen up. You sorry sack of shit from Ohio. Oh, geez. You come to me Nikki noodle arms a I dente Yeah with your grocery store bullshit You think the dawn gives a flying meatball about your one-way door situation? He's giving in if trying to see I'm a down when it I'm a for the mechanic This is what you're gonna do and pay attention because I'm only saying this once what?

[01:50:36:19 - 01:50:38:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Doc star what is happy?

[01:50:40:15 - 01:50:48:16]
Toxic Teacher
 Jesus this is wild. It's not even playing the next one What is happening here? Nikki

[01:50:49:22 - 01:50:54:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Lock paragraphs what what I don't know how this thing even works

[01:50:54:13 - 01:51:07:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 You get yourself a miniature accomplice. Okay a kid could be a small dog Hell could be a goddamn train ferret for all I care You send that little bastard through the exit door while you're coming through the entrance

[01:51:07:03 - 01:51:21:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, he's getting a small child as an accomplice I think this is already bad because why would you want a small child? Like Nikki taking a small child is a psych. He already has a Victor. Why not use fucking Victor on this?

[01:51:21:07 - 01:51:30:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 When security stops you start screaming about how they kidnapping your press your pain pain on Create a scene so fucking chaotic. They'll beg you to use whatever door you want

[01:51:32:02 - 01:51:35:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What's that the sauce decoy Oh Jesus

[01:51:35:06 - 01:51:45:00]
Toxic Teacher
 So it's basically just generating everything one at a time and taking fucking forever. I don't like this What what the fuck is happening here?

[01:51:46:00 - 01:52:09:08]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know Okay, I think I have we lost it see I'm already tired I'm already tired this isn't working for me This is a fucking working for me. Okay, hang on we get we can save it we can save it I don't know how we're gonna save it, but we're gonna fucking save it because that's what we do here on campus We save stuff. I'm the salvation

[01:52:10:10 - 01:52:29:11]
Toxic Teacher
 That's fucking awful. Hey God, let's eat paste and then we'll fucking we'll go here and then Okay, here we go. I'm gonna I'm gonna stop there and then we're gonna do this see watch see I'm a fucking genius I already figured it out. I already figured it out. We'll do it in two chunks and that's how we do it All right.

[01:52:29:11 - 01:52:43:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All right. All right, listen up. You're sorry stack of shit from Ohio You come to me Mickey noodle arms AI dente with your grocery store bullshit You think that dawn gives a flying meatball about your one-way-doh situation

[01:52:59:00 - 01:53:02:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All right, all right, all right,

[01:53:02:14 - 01:53:05:15]
Speaker 76
 listen up you sorry sack of shit from Ohio

[01:53:07:08 - 01:53:11:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Listen up you sorry sack of shit from oh hi cow

[01:53:11:00 - 01:53:18:00]
Speaker 76
 What comes to me? Nikki noodle arms AI dente. No grocery store bullshit

[01:53:18:00 - 01:53:40:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All right, all right, all right, okay, listen up you sorry second shit. No, Ohio That's not you either Nikki noodle arms AI dente. He's your grocery store bullshit. Yeah You think the dawn gives a flying meatball all about your one-way-doh situation? He probably doesn't here's what you're gonna do Okay attention cuz I'm only saying this once we

[01:53:40:23 - 01:53:52:11]
Toxic Teacher
 we're gonna because see I got a clip it for YouTube So, you know, I'm gonna clip all this shit out like all the fucking shit of like things not working So we'll clip that out. But this one's gonna be the one that stays by the way step one.

[01:53:52:11 - 01:54:05:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Okay Victor special Yeah, get yourself a miniature accomplice could be a kid could be a small dog Hell could be a goddamn train ferret for all I care Okay, send that little bastard through the exit door while you're coming through the entrance So

[01:54:05:12 - 01:54:21:16]
Toxic Teacher
 the kid is coming in the kid or and or small dog is going through coming in through the exit door He's going in through the entrance. There's two things I don't know what this is supposed to accomplish by the way Unless they're trying to make it so hard that the grocery store is gonna say well, we have to keep them both

[01:54:21:16 - 01:54:57:23]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 When security stops you you start screaming about how they're kidnapping your precious Bambino Create a scene so fucking chaotic. They'll beg you to use whatever door you want Oh geez step two the sauce decoy. Yeah, you want to know what grocery stores fear more than lost profits What Marinara mayhem baby? Oh bring three jars of the cheapest fucking red sauce you can find Drop one accidentally me the entrance only door why they're cleaning that shit up you matter You walks right to exit like you own the joint what and if anyone says anything you scream about anti-Italian discrimination

[01:54:59:08 - 01:56:21:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Italian can't walk where he wants now Step three the Charlotte gamble what is she where it gets beautiful? Oh, you will quit yourself a getaway driver someone big someone who looks like they could bodycheck a fucking refrigerator That's your Charlotte and go in the entrance you slip in the exit if security comes Charlotte creates a distraction by accidentally knocking over an entire display of I don't know fucking watermelons or some shit But here's the real kicker oh I owe Jesus for the ultimate betrayal Okay, think this is about doors. Nah, this is about respect Oh, no, you know what you do to businesses that don't respect you. What do you do burn them to the ground? Not literally stupid bastard Economically start a rival grocery store directly across the street. Okay. Call it two door Tony's or some shit Make your whole marketing campaign about how customers can use whatever fucking door they want Put up signs. We don't gate our customers like cattle Hire a guy to stand outside the other store with the megaphone yelling about door freedom Start a grassroots movement get the elderly involved. They love a good protest And when that original store comes crawling back, yeah begging for mercy Okay, you buy them out for pennies on the dollar and turn it into a fucking marinara warehouse But wait, there's more.

[01:56:21:15 - 01:56:42:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, there's more but see what I did was I I copied only that much So I'm gonna copy in the rest You see we just split it into two fucking parts in the the second one's not even gonna sound the fucking same as the first But that's the way I mean that's camping them softly, right? It never does It never works the way it should but it's always pretty close

[01:56:43:22 - 01:57:00:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Correct about twist Okay, you know what fuck all that you want to know the real solution Order your groceries old on like a normal person in 2025 you absolute I couldn't hear him fuck all day. You want another real solution? No groceries on like a

[01:57:00:03 - 01:57:05:05]
Toxic Teacher
 normal person in Boom I'm gonna have to clip all this shit

[01:57:05:05 - 01:57:11:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 twist You know what fuck all that you want to know the real solution? Okay, this is like the first

[01:57:13:10 - 01:57:18:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What order your groceries online like a normal person in 2000

[01:57:18:08 - 01:57:20:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on I'm gonna pause it.

[01:57:20:06 - 01:57:27:15]
Toxic Teacher
 It's not it's not doing it right the YouTube is fucked at this point I'll try to post it, but it's fucked. It's absolutely fucked

[01:57:27:15 - 01:57:32:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 25 you absolute mook What a normal person in 2020?

[01:57:33:08 - 01:57:47:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Order your groceries online like a normal person in 2025 you absolute mook. That's true What are you stuck in the Stone Age? Oh, no, I have to walk through a door Meanwhile, there's kids out here getting their toilet paper delivered by drones

[01:57:48:12 - 01:58:45:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 No, you had to write to the dawn about your door problems. You know your real problem is well You got no vision. I saw ambition you worried about doors when you should be worried about building an empire He's my final advice Next time you go to that store you bring a folding chair Oh you sit your ass down right in front of that exit door You become a human roadblock and when they ask you to move you tell them Nikki a identity sent me Until you respect the injured and elderly I ain't moving They'll either change their policy or ban you for life either way problem solved I sure you'll excuse me. I gotta go teach Victor how to pick locks Kids gotta learn the family business somehow next time write to me about real problems I like why the fuck toxic teacher keeps running ball over our nurse. That's a crime against humanity grocery store doors Jesus Christ Mercury must be in fucking retrograde over the pogo section.

[01:58:45:01 - 01:58:48:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, there we go. That was that was a word from the dawn

[01:58:48:22 - 01:58:53:03]
Toxic Teacher
 I need

[01:58:53:03 - 01:58:56:14]
Toxic Teacher
 to have the song queued up, don't I?

[01:59:01:01 - 01:59:02:10]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go, that's it

[01:59:10:21 - 02:00:14:03]
Toxic Teacher
 And we slide and there it is. Okay, that was it. All right guys as far as next week We'll talk about the two new survivors We'll figure out like something else to talk about we may do Dak was telling me Hey, you've got like a bunch of segments you haven't done in fucking years. You need to go ahead and do those I realize that song was playing in the back He said you've got 20 different things you haven't done in a year Why don't you fucking do them every once in a while like a survivor saying stupid shit or fucking? You know one of our deep dives on one of the survivors or killers. I tell you what? barring time Constraints or anything we're gonna do a deep dive on one of the killers. I don't know which one it's gonna be yet I'll tell you what we may we may let Nikki decide But I'm not gonna do the the whole thing with that yet. I'm gonna do it off Stream and then we'll get that we'll get the whole deep dive thing and then we'll have Nikki talk about it on stream So I'll have the deep dive like document so to speak or the report or whatever and then he'll go over that but

[02:00:15:03 - 02:00:34:14]
Toxic Teacher
 We've got one more thing To take care of you know what it is people got upset by the way whenever we didn't do it Before on other episodes whenever I didn't do this segment people were upset very upset So I think we have to and I think you know what it might be

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Toxic Teacher
 You know, I you acted like you didn't let you did

[02:00:49:00 - 02:00:51:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Yes, grab your hats

[02:00:52:23 - 02:00:54:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Lean stuff

[02:00:55:04 - 02:01:16:19]
Toxic Teacher
 All right, we're going across Across the way today. We're gonna go across the ocean. We're going to Europe for one reason or another And it may go well it may not hey Nikki This week we're gonna highlight

[02:01:18:01 - 02:02:18:17]
Toxic Teacher
 And by the way guys for those of you who don't know on where the fuck are the viewers from we take a recent Listener like a very recent listener someone new to the show and we highlight Their city and we talk about it in Nikki usually has a wild ass story from whenever he was there That involves God knows what it's always something illegal and it's always terrible. We're going to highlight the city Boom Can you tell I I heard you had a wild story? I heard you had a fucking insane story from there and the viewers want to hear it Tell us about the time you went there also, can you Tell us some cool shit to do in the city while we are there Question mark. Okay, and then Nikki's gonna get started on his fucking his fucking whatever whatever we would call it manifesto

[02:02:20:20 - 02:02:30:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, oh he's banned from this of course he's fucking banned from the place I Had the other one

[02:02:35:13 - 02:02:42:15]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go, I think this is the other is this the other the other music here the other the other Nikki music

[02:02:45:01 - 02:02:46:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah, there it is

[02:02:49:16 - 02:02:50:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh God

[02:02:52:03 - 02:03:08:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh This episode's been weird because I feel like it's kind of been good But it's also been shit is that is that weird like you tell me if it's weird you would tell me right you would say Hey, it was kind of shit, but it was kind of not shit. It was kind of medium shit Why

[02:03:08:20 - 02:03:16:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I buy it those car general him or ah, no, no, no, no, no, no No, shut up. Oh you rep what?

[02:03:18:00 - 02:03:18:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 no, shem

[02:03:20:08 - 02:03:22:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh you rock bastard, yeah

[02:03:22:20 - 02:03:28:06]
Speaker 77
 Worse, haha you were at back you had to bring out the motion What

[02:03:28:06 - 02:03:33:23]
Toxic Teacher
 the fuck is happening like I can't get just a normal fucking voice out of this bitch

[02:03:33:23 - 02:03:37:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh, you were at bastard I

[02:03:39:08 - 02:04:07:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Can't I can't with this I can't with this fucking goddamn bullshit if this is gonna drive me and say it's gonna drive me nuts I'm gonna fucking lose my mind trying to get this fucking thing to work ever fucking once in a while It's like you try to and never and never fucking work. Okay, hang on. Let's okay I'm gonna try a different strategy different straight. This is half of this fucking podcast is me fighting with this goddamn bullshit I guess and people come back for some reason. I don't know why but they come back

[02:04:07:23 - 02:04:09:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 shim

[02:04:10:13 - 02:04:15:19]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh you rat bastard you had to bring up the fucking Lewisham incident Lewisham

[02:04:15:19 - 02:04:20:02]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know where you are, but there you are on where the fuck

[02:04:22:03 - 02:05:02:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Lewisham where the fuck is Lewisham? I feel like it's British because he said well number one. It's Lewisham Lewisham city. What is it? Where is it? Oh, it's in London southeast of London six miles south of Charing Cross It's the principal area of the London borough of fucking it was within the historic County of Kent and It how many people are in this fucking place? I can't even tell you in the mid 17th century the then Vicar of Lewisham Abraham Culf built a grammar school a primary school in six alms houses, whatever an alms house is I've totally forgotten I think that's like a place for the poor or something. Anyway, Nick

[02:05:02:22 - 02:05:08:01]
Speaker 77
 Oh You rat bastard you had to bring up the fucking Lewisham.

[02:05:08:01 - 02:05:12:14]
Toxic Teacher
 Why is he fucking southern? I don't understand Sons

[02:05:12:14 - 02:05:14:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 of bitches cuz

[02:05:14:11 - 02:05:16:18]
Toxic Teacher
 oh sons of bitches. I love it.

[02:05:16:18 - 02:05:19:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Let me what oh you rat

[02:05:19:21 - 02:05:27:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 bastard Oh you rat bastard you had to bring up the fucking lures your mention in a

[02:05:27:10 - 02:05:38:14]
Toxic Teacher
 vote Why I don't understand like I really don't get it and I know I keep saying I don't understand But I really don't as to why in certain times he just does no show

[02:05:38:14 - 02:05:51:12]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 All you rap bastard you had to bring up the fucking Lewisham incident of oh 19. All right Settle in you paste these sons of bitches cuz uncle Nikki's about to tell you I am banned from that That one's actually

[02:05:51:12 - 02:05:59:01]
Toxic Teacher
 not bad. Hang on This we need an angry crowd because I'm fucking angry right now, I'm gonna do I'm gonna try one more and see

[02:05:59:01 - 02:06:05:23]
Toxic Teacher
 No, that's not even close the

[02:06:05:23 - 02:06:22:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 crowd goes miles southeast London Yeah, so there I was right? Yeah fresh off the plane at Heathrow Yeah, they tucked in my carry on like a goddamn contraband cannoli. Okay customs guy this limey prick with Friends he stops me and goes. Oh, what's in the bag, mate?

[02:06:22:00 - 02:06:32:22]
Toxic Teacher
 I know what the fucking teeth like a broken fence. This is awful This is almost racist if they were a race it would be racist, but they're not a race So it's not I think it's just prejudice says to him.

[02:06:32:22 - 02:06:36:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 I says that's my emotional support me boy your tea sipping fuck

[02:06:38:20 - 02:06:41:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Is that a thing why is music playing

[02:06:41:10 - 02:07:00:01]
Speaker 77
 But daddy the story see I was in Lewisham to settle a debt Why did you read his streamer goes my crop at killer 69? He owe me three grand from a DVD tournament where he clearly stream snipe my ass using anti Italian algorithms Yeah, I'm walking through a luisham shopping center, right? Victor's writing shot in a baby

[02:07:00:01 - 02:07:04:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 on I fashion out of marinara stained tablecloths this security

[02:07:04:01 - 02:07:09:11]
Toxic Teacher
 So he's going through luisham shopping shopping center See

[02:07:09:11 - 02:07:20:08]
Speaker 77
 I was in luisham to settle a debt of some British streamer goes my cropping killer 69 He owe me three grand from a DVD tournament where he clearly stream snipe my ass using an Italian

[02:07:21:14 - 02:07:29:12]
Speaker 77
 Walking through luisham shopping center, right right this writing shotgun in a baby Beyond I fashion at a marinara stained tablecloths, okay this

[02:07:29:12 - 02:08:38:06]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 security got big bastard look like Winston Churchill ate another Winston Churchill He tries to stop me no outside food. He says Outside food I showed him what inside food looks like when Victor launched himself like a goddamn flesh torpedo Straight into the Greggs what is the Greg? 17 sources rolls Victor 8 17 fucking sources rolls what the chaos toxic What is the beautiful chaos British people screaming Victor burping up pastry meat threatening to sue the Queen rest of the soul for? emotional damages What to do in luisham? Well, if you ain't banned like yours truly you hit up the Horniman Museum and before you giggle like a 12 year old at that It's got stuffed animals and shit perfect for practicing your dead-hard timing on stationary time Would you what is luisham fuck great for hiding bodies? Okay? I mean picnics. Yeah, right Definitely meant picnics Jesus Oh and visit the DLR station. What is that's where I allegedly Allegedly taught Victor how to pickpocket using nothing but his teeth in pure Italian determination.

[02:08:38:06 - 02:08:44:10]
Toxic Teacher
 I gotta figure out with this DLR music What was it DLR station station luisham?

[02:08:45:11 - 02:08:55:01]
Toxic Teacher
 What the fuck is it? Oh Southern terminus? Oh, it's like a it's like a rail station Okay, that's why he taught him how to fucking pickpockets there. Okay. Anyway, keep going

[02:08:55:01 - 02:09:19:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Whatever you do do not go to the Lady Well tavern and ask for Nikki special What is they'll call the cops faster than you can say gabagool? True story. I try going back in old 22 disguise as a German toys. Guten tag I am Klaus lasted exactly four minutes before some kid recognized Victor and screamed. It's the sources roll terrorist Good times Good fucking times.

[02:09:19:22 - 02:09:36:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on. I gotta figure out is that tavern even real can somebody go in there? Oh my god That's a real place the Lady Well Tavern nestled in the heart of Lady. Well this friendly South South London boozers now thriving community hub featuring fantastic weekly open mic night

[02:09:39:08 - 02:09:40:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Nice

[02:09:41:08 - 02:09:43:21]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, so don't ask for the Nikki special apparently

[02:09:44:22 - 02:10:01:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Anyway, shout out to our luisham listeners Yeah, I'll better be subscribing or I'm sending Victor to collect and trust me. He remembers every Goddamn face from that Greg's what is give me another jar of sauce before I have an episode. Okay, Nikki

[02:10:01:02 - 02:10:04:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Jesus

[02:10:04:20 - 02:10:07:01]
Toxic Teacher
 Christ

[02:10:08:16 - 02:10:23:23]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm exhausted. Hey for episode six. Hey, Nikki. Hey Nikki for episode 61 We need an outro song genre. Oh Yeah, I didn't I did do the outro music

[02:10:26:01 - 02:11:25:16]
Toxic Teacher
 We need an outro song genre We talked about the walking dead possibly being in DVD We talked about what else do we talk about I don't even know that's the thing I never fucking know what we talked about We talked about a and all oh we talked about we gave advice you gave advice you gave advice To an old man who complained his grocery store was only having one entrance and One exit and he can't go where he wants we talked About how you what did he do? See I don't even know Oh, yeah, he was hunting somebody down and then he went into a shopping center how you and Victor Went into a shopping center and he created absolute

[02:11:27:03 - 02:11:28:00]
Toxic Teacher
 Chaos

[02:11:29:18 - 02:12:02:06]
Toxic Teacher
 Eating tons of sausage rolls and Then what else do we I can't remember every time I do this. I don't even know like what? I think that was it. Was that it was that all we talked about? Hang on. I could probably go back somewhere Can I can I go back and find it? Hang on? Here we go plot twist Fucking walking dead. Yeah, that was it. Oh and we talked about we talked about we talked about how you didn't like the game death stranding

[02:12:03:11 - 02:12:29:01]
Toxic Teacher
 what genre of Music should we use for the outro? Do you have a song title for us? Question mark? There we go That's how you do it. If you get a song title that may help us with the with the fucking thing with it with the mood In the atmosphere. I think it will hang on. Okay, he's going he's going he's going Oh, and I got the music for when he's going, right?

[02:12:35:10 - 02:12:40:12]
Toxic Teacher
 No, oh no, oh no

[02:12:45:23 - 02:13:13:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, this one's gonna be good I predict this one might be our best one yet or our worst one yet I don't know which one but it's gonna be one or the other so you oh my god I'm so excited because I don't know what it's gonna be you're gonna hear it right after this but I don't know what it's gonna be because I got to generate it and all that bullshit, but It's going to be something. It's going to be something Nikki. What what are we doing this week? Help me.

[02:13:13:20 - 02:13:16:18]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Hey, yo, me help you toxic you finish ramble.

[02:13:16:18 - 02:13:28:10]
Toxic Teacher
 Hang on. I got a fucking weight. Let's We made it almost a whole episode without me using the golden rules theme for anything have you noticed I was very disciplined

[02:13:28:10 - 02:13:35:05]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh

[02:13:35:05 - 02:14:21:08]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 In a what episode 60 a yo toxic you finish rambling or what episode 61 Yes, Oh sure. Let me just consult my fucking psychic meatball here Walking dead in DVD Death stranding that old geezer and his grocery store crying. Yeah, and my boy Victor terrorizing the sausage counter Yes, ah shit. This episode was a goddamn train wreck of content. You're fucking I'm thinking Industrial polka trap. Yeah, you heard me, right? Industrial polka trap. It's the only fucking genre that captures the essence of Norman Reedus's stupid fetus, baby Mixed with Victor chomping on bratwurst while some geriatric fuck complains about door placement

[02:14:22:14 - 02:14:39:17]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Title oh I got your song title right here sausage roll massacre in aisle 3 Victor's revenge Picture it heavy industrial beats accordion breakdowns in a bass drop so hard It makes that old man's one entrance shake and right when you think it can't get worse break

[02:14:41:00 - 02:14:43:22]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Polka break down just like how death stranding me.

[02:14:43:22 - 02:14:51:08]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Hang on. It's freezing again. I gotta do the song That's what it's here for

[02:14:53:16 - 02:14:59:01]
Toxic Teacher
 It's boring as shit I need a better song actually can I do the one can I just do this one?

[02:15:00:17 - 02:15:01:23]
Toxic Teacher
 We'll be right back everyone

[02:15:03:19 - 02:15:05:12]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go, that's it

[02:15:07:17 - 02:15:13:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, so he wants a polka breakdown and I'm gonna have to rewind a little because I missed a spot Look

[02:15:13:15 - 02:15:28:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 a breakdown just like how death stranding makes no fucking sense, but somehow exists your genre shouldn't work But it does not unless you got a better idea Baldy what you want some tea sipping British folk music No, get the fuck out of here with that. All right

[02:15:30:20 - 02:15:34:21]
Toxic Teacher
 He's playing music All right,

[02:15:34:21 - 02:16:02:17]
Toxic Teacher
 everybody that is the end for episode 61 it was simultaneously good and shit Which is what you get here on camping them softly. We'll be back next week episode 62 talking about new survivors Maybe doing a deep dive if I can remember to do one ahead of time. I think we're gonna do a killer this time I don't know which one we may leave it up to chance though. Anyway episode 61 outro Industrial polka trap Norman Reedus fetus, baby. Let's go

[02:16:07:19 - 02:16:10:23]
Toxic Teacher
 Reedus fetus, that's actually pretty good. The Reedus fetus