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<v SPEAKER_02>Thank you so much.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You can sit down.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I didn't do anything.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Um, I noticed that section up there, you guys didn't get up.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Cool, we're gonna have some fun.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I do comedy, so as far as digging into the Bible and stuff, I love doing it personally, but lower your expectations this morning because I do have a verse that you can read later.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's gonna pop as a result of what we talk about.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's gonna pop in a really cool way.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's uh Isaiah 61, 1 through 6.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, read that and let me know how it connects.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It does.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm just playing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Let me say what's up to all the other campuses and stuff.

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<v SPEAKER_02>What's up, other campuses?

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's a lot of them.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I even we gotta we're in like Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I've never been to Wyoming.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Well, I went there a couple times.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It wasn't on purpose.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I just was there though.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I was there.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Um and then I went to Colville Prison.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That was fun.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We'll talk about that later.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Oh.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Oh, y'all just got out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Well, welcome.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Welcome.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They're here.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I like that orange jumpsuit, man.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's awesome.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Um so listen, when I talk to you, even though you're watching that on the screen at another campus and Frisco or whatever, I'm literally talking to you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So wave at me, lift your hand up, let me know that, like literally, yeah, actually talking to you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm excited that my amazing wife is here with me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I love my wife.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I love you so much.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, really, she's amazing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Listen.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Oh, let me say this too before I get into my wife's stuff.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So um, I'm that's just that's a bad sound clip.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, um, so I'm doing these really cool, like, because doing comedy is fun, but I also want to go, like the song said, I like to go deeper.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So we're doing this really cool meetup in the DFW area.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's only gonna be like 120 people, but we do some cool stuff like that randomly.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So the first 120 show up is we're gonna do it, we're gonna dig in, it's gonna be funny, it's gonna be more than funny.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But this is a website you can go to and fill out your information, and we'll let you know.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, simple.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's just michael junior.com slash yo.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's not a public site, you know about it, but we don't put it out there publicly.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So you should go there and then just say, Hey, I want to know what's going on with Michael Jr.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, that's all you gotta say.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You just look at the screen and say that.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I want to know what's going on with Michael Jr.

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<v SPEAKER_02>The technology is amazing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So my wife is so awesome, but listen, I just became a Christian, not like yesterday, but a while back, and I didn't know some rules around Christianity, because there's some creepy Christians out there, first of all.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Let's be real.

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<v SPEAKER_02>If you're Christian and you don't know any creepy Christians, it's you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Your friends know one, they know one.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So before I met my wife, I asked this girl out for a date.

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<v SPEAKER_02>She was Christian.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I didn't like I'm so blessed with my wife, but I didn't know, and she's I said, Hey, you wanna go out?

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<v SPEAKER_02>She's like, I can't.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm dating Jesus right now.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Okay, you're dating Jesus.

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<v SPEAKER_02>All right, well, I don't know how you do that, but that's fine.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Two months later, she called me, you still wanna go out?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I was like, You broke up with Jesus?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, what like what happened?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, first of all, he forgives you for everything.

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<v SPEAKER_02>What did you do?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, what did you do to make Jesus say, you know what, I can't do this.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's okay.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Father, take this cup.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I can't do this.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I can't.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So what I want to talk about today is I want to um, I want everyone in here, everyone watching, I want you to understand that there's something amazing that you are called to deliver right here on this earth.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like amazing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You specifically.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Not all of us, not, but you specifically, there's something amazing for you to deliver, and you actually, anyway, so there's four things you gotta do.

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<v SPEAKER_02>There's four steps you have to take to deliver this amazing thing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, it's so dope what you gotta deliver, and I can't even tell you what it is, but you kind of know to some degree.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So, let me tell you about when I got baptized here.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I got baptized because I the I saw the video and it reminded me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Let me just go on record.

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<v SPEAKER_02>When black people get baptized, it's a little more dramatic.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Because we don't like water.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm just gonna throw it out there.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm not saying all black people don't like water, it's just all the black people I know, we don't mess around swimming.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's a sister right there.

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<v SPEAKER_02>What's your name?

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<v SPEAKER_02>The sister.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You swim?

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<v SPEAKER_02>See?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't even know her.

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<v SPEAKER_02>She's like, no.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I ain't saying all black people don't swim, I'm just saying all black people I know, and the sister right there don't swim.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So first let me tell you how I learned how to swim, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm me and my dad fishing off a bridge.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I love fishing, grew up in Michigan.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We fishing, fishing on biting.

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<v SPEAKER_02>My dad's like, hey, let's have some fun.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's how I learned how to swim.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Fast forward some years ago, I'm about to get baptized.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I have not been submersed underwater since the bridge.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm standing in the water, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Dude's gonna push me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, you know what?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm not ready yet.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm not ready.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm not ready.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He pushed me again, I'm like, it's gonna be trouble in the water.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You push me one more time, it's gonna be trouble in the water.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's what's gonna happen.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And then I'm all creative, I'm gonna start thinking, wait a minute, it's a white dude he got on a white sheet?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know if this is right.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Are you gonna let me up?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Are you gonna let me up?

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<v SPEAKER_02>This is not a six-minute baptism.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And apparently, when they baptize you, they say, in the name of the Son, the Father, the Holy Spirit, dunk you underwater.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Well, I was reading the Bible that Jesus got baptized.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But what did it say to him?

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's like, you, your daddy, and your best friend.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So the first step you have to take with regards to fulfilling this amazing thing that God has for you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, he has something for you to deliver.

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<v SPEAKER_02>The first, the very first thing you have to do is you gotta realize that you that there's something for you to do.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like there, first you have to know it, but you can't just know it in your head, you gotta know it in your heart.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I was at this uh prison, in fact, Cofield Prison, who's watching right now, I was at the prison like five years ago, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>And I got out the same day.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm at this prison, it's not the first time I've been to a prison, but I'm at this prison and I'm talking to the prisoners, and then I have my camera crew with me, and I figure, hey, let's talk to some of the prisoners.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And comedy has a way to just show up.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Well, meaning comedy just follows me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm gonna show you this video because it follows me, but then also there's some other cool stuff that goes on in this video.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So it's kind of like a man on the street interview.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But we're in prison, so I call it man off the street.

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<v SPEAKER_05>I think he's the best show I saw since uh eight and a half years.

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<v SPEAKER_05>How long have you been here?

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<v SPEAKER_05>I've been here about seven months.

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<v SPEAKER_05>Uh I've been locked up for two years.

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<v SPEAKER_05>Uh 15 months.

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<v SPEAKER_03>You got your name on your to say Offender.

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<v SPEAKER_03>Okay, cool.

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<v SPEAKER_00>Um, what do you think about today?

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<v SPEAKER_00>Oh, gracias a Dios for dejarnos have been atraernos la palabra de Dios and uh felicidad de Dios que nos trae hacia nosotros.

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<v SPEAKER_03>He said he got filled with tongues today, too, the Holy Spirit.

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<v SPEAKER_03>So that is awesome, man.

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<v SPEAKER_03>Oh, snap, it's a debarge.

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<v SPEAKER_03>I didn't even notice that.

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<v SPEAKER_03>Did you ever say, hey, I might want to not have these gold teeth?

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<v SPEAKER_05>Yeah, yeah, actually when I get out, I'm gonna give me the Hollywood Hollywood smile.

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<v SPEAKER_05>What's that?

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<v SPEAKER_05>It's uh uh veneer.

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<v SPEAKER_05>The veneer teeth, all white.

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<v SPEAKER_03>Cool.

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<v SPEAKER_03>That's what you had at first, though, brother.

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<v SPEAKER_05>Yeah, yeah, that's what I had at first, but I'm gonna get it back, man.

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<v SPEAKER_05>I'm a black mold remover.

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<v SPEAKER_05>I remove black mold.

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<v SPEAKER_03>Can't you just say I'm a mold remover?

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<v SPEAKER_03>We know you're black.

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<v SPEAKER_03>You got some ink on your chest.

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<v SPEAKER_03>You got some ink.

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<v SPEAKER_03>Oh, what does it say?

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<v SPEAKER_03>It says uh man, you ain't gotta touch it and stuff while you're talking to me, man.

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<v SPEAKER_03>You rubbing on your chest while you're talking to me, man.

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<v SPEAKER_03>No, man.

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<v SPEAKER_04>It says a wise man knows how to defeat issues without raising a hand.

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<v SPEAKER_04>He who does his fine favor, and not in anything that he does.

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<v SPEAKER_04>Wow.

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<v SPEAKER_04>What you in for?

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<v SPEAKER_04>I'm assault.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Read your chest, dude.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So he has some truth in his head, but it's not necessarily it wasn't in his heart.

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<v SPEAKER_02>There's a huge difference.

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<v SPEAKER_02>There's a huge difference.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So um I like to pay attention to stuff.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like I realize, like, I I I love people.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like I just I really do love people, even though I'm kind of an introvert offstage, but I do love people.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, and I noticed some things about men in particular.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, I'm I'm a hugger, which is cool, but some men, like all men, actually, we have this rule around hugging that we've never talked about.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like it's not written down anywhere, but we just kind of know it.

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<v SPEAKER_02>There's some rules of two men, like two heterosexual men.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We hug, we got rules.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And the fellas in here right now, you're like, what rules are you talking about?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Because but when I say them, you're gonna be like, yo, that's a rule.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That is true, that is true.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So here's the first rule.

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<v SPEAKER_02>The first rule is we know our hug is gonna last no longer than 1.7 seconds.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And the way we know it's over is every time we hug, we tap out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Tap, tap, release.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Every single time.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You just tap out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Alright, bruh, tap, tap, release.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Fellas, you ever tap out and they don't release?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Tap tap.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Tap tap, bruh.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I was doing Morse code on this dude back.

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<v SPEAKER_02>The tap tap the tap tap the tap tap.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I tapped him so hard he burped.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, dude, you need to release.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You you're supposed to release.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know what you're doing right now.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Another rule we have, we never talked about this before.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We just know this is a rule.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Men, we know this, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Here it is.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Left hand under, right hand over, tap out release.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We've never talked about this before.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We already know.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Left hand under, right hand over, tap out release.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You know how I know this is a rule?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Fellas, you ever have somebody go under under?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Dude, you can't go under under.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You go under under, I gotta go over over.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Now we slow dancing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's what we're doing right now.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We are slow dancing right now.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We can't, you can't go under under.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It's another rule.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It might just be my rule, but I'm pretty sure it's a rule across the board.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Um I'm 6'2.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Uh if you 5'2, we can't hug, man.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm sorry.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know what to do with your head in my chest.

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<v SPEAKER_02>There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm tapping out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Tap tap.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Tap tap.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Which is, I don't know what to do with the step two that you need to do, that you have to do if you really want to fulfill this amazing thing that God has for you, particularly, is uh you clearly have to know that you have everything that it takes.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like you've got the skills.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You already have it.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You can develop the skills and go to school, you can like, but you have it already.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like it's in you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>God already put it in you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I got this friend that I went to school with, uh, Marcus.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Marcus is great.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We like we weren't just friends.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Everybody thought we were brothers.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They actually thought we were twins.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That was a good-looking dude.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Marcus is awesome.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, so we grew up with each other since we was like six years old.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, and we're just like we always type like he would go to the store, and then my parents, and then we'd show up and we got the same outfit.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It was weird.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We would go separately.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, we used to always compete at everything.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We used to arm wrestle, we'd do everything to compete.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And uh my dad was always around in my life.

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<v SPEAKER_02>My dad is awesome.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Um, Marcus never met his dad before, just like a bunch of other kids in my community.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But Marcus was he's kind of a thug, really.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So we hung out, but sometimes I was like, dude, deuces, my dad.

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<v SPEAKER_02>No, I can't do that.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But one time I decided what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna race Marcus.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Because I played football.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I was safety and receiver in high school.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I had some, and I was pretty fast.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm like, I'm gonna race Marcus.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So one day in high school, we couldn't find our way to class.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know what happened.

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<v SPEAKER_02>If they moved it, we just couldn't go to class.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So at the school that I went to, they had this thing called a catwalker.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Catwalk is like a covered bridge that connects two buildings, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>And this this this catwalk was long, it was maybe like a hundred yards or so, and at the end of it, they would have doors just like they have in most buildings with the bar that goes across.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You open the door, and then the door, the hydraulics slowly closed the door.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm at one end of the catwalk and I'm about to race Marcus, and I'm like, listen, here's what my plan is.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He don't know this, but I'm gonna run real fast, but then about halfway through, I'm gonna kick in full speed and blow this dude out the water.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm like, all right, on your march, get set, go.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And I take off running, and the dude's right next to me, and I'm running and I'm running and running.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Then I'm like, I'm gonna kick in the gears, and I kick it in real hard.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I remember closing my eyes because I kicked it in so hard.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I open my eyes and Marcus is right next to me, and I'm running hard.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Then this dude says to me in a calm, still voice, Are you ready?

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<v SPEAKER_02>And this dude takes off.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I mean, he just blows past me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, what the deal?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I didn't know he was that fast.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So then I had this idea I'm gonna get Marcus to race Hakeem Jenkins.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You understand?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Hakeem Jenkins is the second by less than a second, he is the second fastest high schooler in the state of Michigan.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He's only the second faster by less than a second.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like he is crazy fast.

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<v SPEAKER_02>At first, they don't even want to race each other.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But I put a little salt in the game, I was like, Hakeem, Marcus said he adjust you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm just saying, I don't know if you want to show up or not.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So we couldn't find our way to class again.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It was crazy, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>So these dudes are at one end of the catwalk, I'm at the other end of the catwalk, and I kind of I gotta be real with you, I want Marcus to win.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But there's no way because this dude's the second fastest high school.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm at one end, I'm like, on your marks cassette, go.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And these dudes take off and they are moving out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And Marcus is actually toe-to-toe, like right next to keeping up with the second fastest high schooler in the state of Michigan.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm all excited.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Go, Marcus, go, go, Marcus, go! And they are moving out.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Then Marcus turns in a calm, still voice and says, Are you ready?

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<v SPEAKER_02>And blows this dude back.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He ran so much faster that he blew through his door, and then when it closed, a king was just getting his door.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Crazy skills, abilities, and talents already in him, but never really developed.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He didn't he has excuse after excuse after excuse as to why he can't do stuff.

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<v SPEAKER_02>One of the big things is he never met his dad before, nobody was there to encourage him.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Just because you haven't had a relationship with a father, doesn't mean you can't have a relationship with a father.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I would argue, I would argue a lot that on some levels, in fact, actually, when he was 24 years old, I counted.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He had been in and out of prison 18 times by age 24.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But all of this talent, not just athletic talent, but he has so much skill, so much ability already in him, and it's stagnant.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But he can get it done.

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<v SPEAKER_02>He's in prison, literally.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So and I want people to understand.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I want you to really, really understand these talents and skills.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Some of them you know about, some of you don't, but I want you to understand, in fact, I got a video to help you understand how you are actually prepared, whether you know it or not.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Just want you to know that.

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<v SPEAKER_01>How you been, man?

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<v SPEAKER_01>Everything good?

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<v SPEAKER_01>Nah, it's been kind of hard lately.

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<v SPEAKER_01>Uh I've been getting getting bullied all the time.

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<v SPEAKER_01>It's it's getting to be a regular occurrence.

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<v SPEAKER_01>I don't I don't really know what to do.

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<v SPEAKER_01>Bullied?

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<v SPEAKER_01>Bro, you don't understand.

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<v SPEAKER_01>I've been preparing you for this moment.

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<v SPEAKER_02>There's no bullying.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You are prepared.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I think it's time I show you something.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I think it's time I show you something.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Take your jacket.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Show me the dab.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Exactly.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's how you dab, right?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Show me again.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Show me again.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Dab.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Ah, now show me the nay naight.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You are ready.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Show me the whip.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Oh, okay, okay, okay.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Show me the flops.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Oh, don't be doing that stuff.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That don't make no sense.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That ain't gonna help you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So here's my point.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Some skills, some abilities you have and you're not even aware of them because they have to be revealed to you by the father.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like even some of the pains and some of the hurts you've been through can actually be used to propel you into what it is you're called to do.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You may not understand it because maybe some of these things made you angry or upset or frustrated.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But the father can explain to you how they can be used for good.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So uh then there's another step.

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<v SPEAKER_02>This is this is one of my favorite steps.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Or that was step 2.5.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Step three is I just added that because I thought I wanted to show the video, really.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Step number three is uh you have to get your feet where they need to be.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like you literally need to just get your feet where they need to be.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And the coolest part about this step, if you you've already done that, you've can't, you showed up here today, you decided, hey, I'm I don't even know.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Some of y'all don't even know why you're here.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You're like, this blaze, I don't know what what happened?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I thought I was going to see, I thought it was just jokes the whole time.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So first thing you gotta do is just the step is simple.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You just get your feet where they need to be.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And you don't have to understand everything.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, how many people here understand how a microwave works?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I mean, exactly in detail how it works.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You're like, yo, I'm just I'm hungry.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Step one, put the popcorn in there.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And uh, so so you don't have to understand it all at first, you just gotta make the step.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And you've done that, you're here.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So the first time I ever performed out of prison, right, I was scared.

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<v SPEAKER_02>It was uh it was in Washington, the state of Washington.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm scared for real.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I walk into this prison, the warden takes my belt from me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I shared this story before, but I want to help you understand how his steps are important.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I walk in and the warden takes my belt from me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And I'm there to do comedy.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, hey, I'm doing this big event, I'm gonna go to prison beforehand, it's a captive audience, this would be awesome.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I walk in, the warden, they take my belt from me.

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<v SPEAKER_02>You can't have a belt, they might try to hang you.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm sorry, what what happened?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Why we what hang me?

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's not on my contract.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know if you read it or not, bruh.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Hang like I'm in prison, my pants loose?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, that's a bad idea, man.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm just saying, like I I had a belt when I came in here.

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<v SPEAKER_02>And I'm walking in and I'm scared, and they got bars that open in front of you, some bars close behind you, the bars.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Some of y'all know what I'm talking about.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Welcome home.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm scared, I'm walking to this prison.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I need a joke immediately.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I need a joke immediately, and I'm walking in, and I start out, I got like seven to ten guards with me at the beginning.

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<v SPEAKER_02>We're walking in, like, yeah, we're about to do these jokes.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Then I notice like people start dropping off all of a sudden, like there was a sniper somewhere or something.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, what's what's going on?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like suddenly I get down, I got two guards left, and then they stop, and the the bars open.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They're like, All right, let us know if you need anything.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, wait a minute, what?

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<v SPEAKER_02>And the bars closed.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, hold on, where y'all going?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Where where y'all going?

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<v SPEAKER_02>And explain to me, that's as far as they can go.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They gave me this little black box with a pin in it.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They said, if anyone tries to attack you, just pull the pin and we'll come in there and help.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's the plan.

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<v SPEAKER_02>That's what we're gonna do, that's the whole plan.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Just pull the pen.

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<v SPEAKER_02>What if I drop the box?

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<v SPEAKER_02>Somebody else got the pen.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They're like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, what?

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't understand what's gonna, how's this pen gonna help me?

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<v SPEAKER_02>They in the pen.

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<v SPEAKER_02>They don't know how pins work.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I'm scared.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I got all sorts of excuses as to why not because it's scary.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know.

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<v SPEAKER_02>But I'm walking in and they're prisoners, and there's no stage, there's no glass, we're not doing comedy on the phone.

00:19:41.519 --> 00:19:43.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Hey, bruh, two dudes walk into a bar, bro.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like, I don't like and I'm walking in, and I remember I get I it's probably about 15 steps, and all the prisoners are in this big circle, in this big circle, and there's a little opening in the middle where I'm supposed to do jokes at.

00:19:57.440 --> 00:20:03.599
<v SPEAKER_02>And I'm walking through prisoners and stuff, and then I got two steps left, but I don't have anything funny popping in my head.

00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:04.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Nothing.

00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:12.400
<v SPEAKER_02>And I'm walking in and I walk and I take this, I got two steps left before I settle, and then probably two beats after that, they'll know that I got nothing.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know what's gonna happen.

00:20:14.240 --> 00:20:16.720
<v SPEAKER_02>And I'm not sure if this pen thing is gonna work.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So I go ahead and I I take the first step, the second, and I got one step left.

00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:32.079
<v SPEAKER_02>I lift this foot up, nothing, nothing, nothing, and I set this foot down, and for real, sitting in front of me is a white dude with a white beard named Moses.

00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:35.839
<v SPEAKER_02>I was like, Thanks, Lord.

00:20:37.039 --> 00:20:41.119
<v SPEAKER_02>When I said these words of Moses, the place exploded in laughter, and we had an amazing time.

00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:42.880
<v SPEAKER_02>I said, Moses, this is what I want you to do.

00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:45.200
<v SPEAKER_02>When you see the prison ward, I want you to look him in his eye.

00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:48.640
<v SPEAKER_02>You look him right in his eye, and I want you to say, Let my people go.

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<v SPEAKER_02>For real.

00:20:53.759 --> 00:20:55.200
<v SPEAKER_02>Here's what you gotta catch, though.

00:20:55.279 --> 00:20:59.680
<v SPEAKER_02>I didn't know what I was gonna say or what I was gonna do until I got my feet where they needed to be.

00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:04.960
<v SPEAKER_02>You guys have decided today to get your feet where you felt like they needed to be.

00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:10.640
<v SPEAKER_02>And in the last step, which could be seen as a hard one, there's a baby crying in the back.

00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:12.480
<v SPEAKER_02>It's not that hard, stop crying.

00:21:13.920 --> 00:21:14.400
<v SPEAKER_02>Cool.

00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:15.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Is that your baby?

00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:22.160
<v SPEAKER_02>Cool, because it's always weird when a baby starts crying and then somebody starts walking off with it, the baby will be like, I don't know this person.

00:21:23.039 --> 00:21:25.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Like we don't even know if this, like we don't even know if it's the baby or not.

00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:28.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Like could be the baby, I don't know.

00:21:28.960 --> 00:21:30.400
<v SPEAKER_02>They're different colors, maybe so.

00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:31.759
<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know, adoption's awesome.

00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:37.359
<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, focus, Michael Jr., focus.

00:21:38.160 --> 00:21:40.319
<v SPEAKER_02>I told you to lower your expectations.

00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:45.759
<v SPEAKER_02>So the last step, which is the most important step, because why would you do all of this stuff?

00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:46.799
<v SPEAKER_02>Why would you even get to this point?

00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:51.039
<v SPEAKER_02>I know with some of these steps, God has been working on you guys before you even got here, probably.

00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:52.400
<v SPEAKER_02>Or whatever that looks like.

00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:57.440
<v SPEAKER_02>So the last step is simply to invite God in.

00:21:58.799 --> 00:21:59.680
<v SPEAKER_02>You just invite him in.

00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:03.039
<v SPEAKER_02>Because something amazing happens when you take that down.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Okay.

00:22:05.279 --> 00:22:10.720
<v SPEAKER_02>There's a sentence, there's three or four words you can use at the end of any amazing story, and it makes sense to people.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I'm gonna tell you right now.

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<v SPEAKER_02>So here's an amazing story.

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<v SPEAKER_02>I met a lady who had a tail.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Like for real.

00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:18.079
<v SPEAKER_02>Actual lady, she had a tail.

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<v SPEAKER_02>Um I was at Walmart.

00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:23.680
<v SPEAKER_02>You see what just happened?

00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:25.759
<v SPEAKER_02>At first, it was like, no, she had a tail, that's crazy.

00:22:25.839 --> 00:22:26.480
<v SPEAKER_02>I was at Walmart.

00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:27.200
<v SPEAKER_02>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:27.279 --> 00:22:27.599
<v SPEAKER_02>I know her.

00:22:27.680 --> 00:22:27.920
<v SPEAKER_02>I know her.

00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:28.799
<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:29.440
<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:29.759
<v SPEAKER_02>I know her.

00:22:29.839 --> 00:22:30.160
<v SPEAKER_02>I know her.

00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:30.880
<v SPEAKER_02>I know her.

00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:33.759
<v SPEAKER_02>Here's my theory.

00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:36.079
<v SPEAKER_02>I don't think the people at Walmart are crazy.

00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:39.519
<v SPEAKER_02>I just think when you go to Walmart, we become those people.

00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:41.200
<v SPEAKER_02>I think it's all of us.

00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:43.680
<v SPEAKER_02>Like, as soon as you walk in, three T fall out.

00:22:45.039 --> 00:22:46.400
<v SPEAKER_02>Suddenly you got on some house shoes.

00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:47.519
<v SPEAKER_02>You're like, where do these come from?

00:22:47.599 --> 00:22:48.880
<v SPEAKER_02>I don't even like bunny rabbits.

00:22:49.039 --> 00:22:50.160
<v SPEAKER_02>I don't even like bunny rabbits.

00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:52.079
<v SPEAKER_02>Why do I got on these house shoes and these pajamas?

00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:53.759
<v SPEAKER_02>Where do these pajamas come from?

00:22:55.279 --> 00:22:59.039
<v SPEAKER_02>It's because you walked over that threshold and you became anyway.

00:22:59.119 --> 00:22:59.839
<v SPEAKER_02>That's just creepy.

00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:00.880
<v SPEAKER_02>Okay, so let me stop.

00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:03.279
<v SPEAKER_02>So you have to make a choice to invite him in.

00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:04.960
<v SPEAKER_02>You gotta make you you actually have to do some movement.

00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:10.480
<v SPEAKER_02>So when I say invite him in, I'm talking about actually deciding, choosing to invite Jesus into your house.

00:23:11.039 --> 00:23:15.759
<v SPEAKER_02>Now, at first, I'm telling you, before I did this stuff was creepy, because it's some creepy Christians out.

00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:17.519
<v SPEAKER_02>That stuff was weird to me at first.

00:23:17.599 --> 00:23:19.039
<v SPEAKER_02>But now I understand it's creepy everything.

00:23:19.119 --> 00:23:19.759
<v SPEAKER_02>Like it's some creep.

00:23:19.839 --> 00:23:22.160
<v SPEAKER_02>I got a friend who's Muslim who does comedy.

00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:24.079
<v SPEAKER_02>Dude is hilarious, does comedy.

00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:25.839
<v SPEAKER_02>We had the airport not too long ago together.

00:23:26.000 --> 00:23:29.920
<v SPEAKER_02>We got the airport and he's mad because of people who keep stopping him at TSA.

00:23:30.480 --> 00:23:30.799
<v SPEAKER_02>He's mad.

00:23:30.960 --> 00:23:31.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Man, it's just because I'm Muslim.

00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:33.839
<v SPEAKER_02>I'm like, dude, you got on a shirt that says I'm the bomb.

00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:34.319
<v SPEAKER_02>That's the problem.

00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:37.440
<v SPEAKER_02>I'm just throwing out the I wanted to stop him.

00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:38.319
<v SPEAKER_02>I was gonna stop him.

00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:39.119
<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway.

00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:42.559
<v SPEAKER_02>So it's creepy everything.

00:23:42.640 --> 00:23:45.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Like everybody, every group of people, like everybody got their uncle who was a little off.

00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:48.480
<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, so you have to invite him in.

00:23:48.559 --> 00:23:53.200
<v SPEAKER_02>So I got this story that I like to tell to explain to you what it's like to invite Jesus in.

00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:53.920
<v SPEAKER_02>Literally.

00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:56.480
<v SPEAKER_02>So the way I came up with this story is I was writing a joke.

00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:59.359
<v SPEAKER_02>I was preparing to do some TV show, or I don't know what I was doing, right?

00:23:59.680 --> 00:24:04.160
<v SPEAKER_02>But I'm writing this joke, and um and it was a joke about the good room.

00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:05.759
<v SPEAKER_02>How many people here know what the good room is?

00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:06.319
<v SPEAKER_02>Raise your hand.

00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:07.039
<v SPEAKER_02>Okay.

00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:08.240
<v SPEAKER_02>How many people don't know?

00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:10.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Every campus, how many people don't know what the good room is?

00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:10.960
<v SPEAKER_02>Okay.

00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:13.680
<v SPEAKER_02>So the good room, you actually know, it just didn't have a name.

00:24:13.759 --> 00:24:15.359
<v SPEAKER_02>I just gave it a name so it'd be easier to talk about.

00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:17.440
<v SPEAKER_02>The good room is that room in your grandmother's house.

00:24:17.759 --> 00:24:19.519
<v SPEAKER_02>Or your aunt's house, or maybe your house.

00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:22.000
<v SPEAKER_02>It's that one room that's better than the rest of the house.

00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:24.960
<v SPEAKER_02>Okay, nobody going there, it's plastic on the furniture.

00:24:25.599 --> 00:24:26.799
<v SPEAKER_02>It's really just for looks.

00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:28.720
<v SPEAKER_02>How many people know what the good room is now?

00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:29.519
<v SPEAKER_02>Exactly.

00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:41.039
<v SPEAKER_02>So I was writing this joke about the good room, and in the middle of writing this joke, I felt like God stopped me and said, Hey, instead of making this a joke, I want you to turn this into a story and tell it to my people so they can fully understand what it is.

00:24:41.119 --> 00:24:43.119
<v SPEAKER_02>This is something amazing I have for them to deliver.

00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:45.039
<v SPEAKER_02>So this is a this is a story.

00:24:45.119 --> 00:24:47.680
<v SPEAKER_02>I normally do this story with some music, but something feels a little.

00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:49.599
<v SPEAKER_02>There he is, you was fast, man.

00:24:49.839 --> 00:24:53.519
<v SPEAKER_02>Last service he wasn't there and he ran out, he got them skinny jeans on, almost started a fire.

00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:54.720
<v SPEAKER_02>It's crazy.

00:24:58.799 --> 00:25:08.880
<v SPEAKER_02>So for real, skinny jeans, like fellas, like if you're a grown man, you gotta point your toes to put your jeans on.

00:25:09.119 --> 00:25:10.480
<v SPEAKER_02>You making bad choices.

00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:12.160
<v SPEAKER_02>Like you just you're making bad choices.

00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:13.759
<v SPEAKER_02>I'm just all right.

00:25:13.920 --> 00:25:20.480
<v SPEAKER_02>So sorry, you play well, it's awesome, but you're making bad choices.

00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:26.240
<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, so so here's the story.

00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:28.960
<v SPEAKER_02>So I want everyone in here, I want you to imagine every campus.

00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:32.720
<v SPEAKER_02>I'm talking to every campus, NRH, I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you.

00:25:32.799 --> 00:25:36.000
<v SPEAKER_02>I know you're looking at a screen, but I am absolutely talking to you.

00:25:36.079 --> 00:25:37.359
<v SPEAKER_02>So I want you to imagine.

00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:39.279
<v SPEAKER_02>Imagine that you are a house.

00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:41.119
<v SPEAKER_02>This is about having a relationship with Jesus.

00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:49.119
<v SPEAKER_02>Imagine that you're a house, and outside of the house is Jesus Christ, and he wants to come in, but he'll never force his way in.

00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:51.599
<v SPEAKER_02>He actually wants you to invite a man.

00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:58.960
<v SPEAKER_02>And the reason some people in here, the reason you haven't invited Jesus into the house is because you're cool with the way things are right now, so it would seem.

00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:08.400
<v SPEAKER_02>Whenever you need something, whenever something happens, you walk up to the door, crack it open, tell him what's going on, say a little prayer, close the door, and go back into the house.

00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:10.880
<v SPEAKER_02>But that's not a relationship at all.

00:26:12.160 --> 00:26:14.720
<v SPEAKER_02>How can you hear his voice under those circumstances?

00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:18.720
<v SPEAKER_02>How can you really understand what it is you're called to do under those circumstances?

00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:22.480
<v SPEAKER_02>Under those circumstances, you technically are in prison.

00:26:24.319 --> 00:26:28.000
<v SPEAKER_02>And the reason you won't let him into the house is because your house is a mess.

00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.240
<v SPEAKER_02>Or you think you need to clean it up first.

00:26:30.480 --> 00:26:35.599
<v SPEAKER_02>Maybe there's drugs or pornography, or just a bunch of stuff in your house, or relationships.

00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:41.519
<v SPEAKER_02>You brought other people in there hoping that maybe they could help you clean it up, or at least distract you from the mess.

00:26:42.640 --> 00:26:44.559
<v SPEAKER_02>But how's that working out for you?

00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:53.119
<v SPEAKER_02>The only one who can truly clean it up is standing outside the door wearing an apron with a bucket in his hand, waiting on you to truly open the door.

00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:56.319
<v SPEAKER_02>Then there's other people right now.

00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:58.960
<v SPEAKER_02>You're watching right now, you're in here right now.

00:26:59.839 --> 00:27:05.839
<v SPEAKER_02>And you used to have Jesus in the whole house, but whether you realize it or not, you've moved him to just one room in the house.

00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:07.119
<v SPEAKER_02>The good room.

00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:13.359
<v SPEAKER_02>Have you ever noticed how the good room, most of the time, is the one right up front with the big window?

00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:17.519
<v SPEAKER_02>So when people look in, they think the whole house is clean.

00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:19.759
<v SPEAKER_02>But it's not, it's just that one room.

00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:26.000
<v SPEAKER_02>So when they hear about you coming to church, they think the whole house is clean.

00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:27.839
<v SPEAKER_02>But it's not, it is just that one room.

00:27:28.000 --> 00:27:30.799
<v SPEAKER_02>You quote scriptures, but it's just that one room.

00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.160
<v SPEAKER_02>You give money, but it's just that one room.

00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:39.359
<v SPEAKER_02>You got a Bible app on your phone that you look at sometimes, and it's just that one room.

00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:41.359
<v SPEAKER_02>Jesus wants access to the whole house.

00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:50.000
<v SPEAKER_02>And I'm telling you, if you would just open this door and let them in, if you just open this door and let them in, he'll show up with a contractor named the Holy Spirit.

00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.599
<v SPEAKER_02>And he'll make sure the house is fully functioning the way it was intended to.

00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:56.160
<v SPEAKER_02>And the Holy Spirit isn't something creepy and strange.

00:27:56.319 --> 00:28:05.200
<v SPEAKER_02>You already have a it'll just be in you, and you'll for some reason you'll make decisions and you'll say stuff like something told me that I should be here.

00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:09.200
<v SPEAKER_02>You'll be able to make different decisions.

00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:13.680
<v SPEAKER_02>It's it's almost as if it's a navigation device to help you understand what it is you're supposed to do.

00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:20.240
<v SPEAKER_02>So you can be where you're supposed to be, so you can accomplish what you're supposed to accomplish and truly be fulfilled and be freed from this prison.

00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:23.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Walk in all of the gifts today that God has for you.

00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:30.319
<v SPEAKER_02>He will never force his way in.

00:28:31.279 --> 00:28:33.279
<v SPEAKER_02>He'll never force his way in your house.

00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:35.200
<v SPEAKER_02>He wants you to invite a man.

00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:38.720
<v SPEAKER_02>So if everyone in here, if you could just close your eyes and bow your head.

00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:40.799
<v SPEAKER_02>Every campus, close your eyes and bow your head.

00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.480
<v SPEAKER_02>Every campus, thank you.

00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:55.119
<v SPEAKER_02>If you're in here right now and you know you need to invite Jesus into your house, whether it be for the very first time, or to give him full access to your house again, I'm gonna ask you to do something really, really simple.

00:28:55.200 --> 00:29:00.480
<v SPEAKER_02>On the count of three, all I want you to do, this is so simple, is just simply put your hand in the air.

00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:04.160
<v SPEAKER_02>Every head down, every eye is closed.

00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:08.400
<v SPEAKER_02>The reason we have your eyes closed is so you can have a private moment where no one's looking around.

00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:15.759
<v SPEAKER_02>So on the count of three, if you need to invite Jesus into your house for the first time or to give him full access to your house, just simply put your hand in the air on the count of three.

00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:16.960
<v SPEAKER_02>Hands are already going up.

00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:18.640
<v SPEAKER_02>One, two, three.

00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:19.519
<v SPEAKER_02>Nice and high.

00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:20.880
<v SPEAKER_02>Nice and high.

00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:24.480
<v SPEAKER_02>Praise God, praise God.

00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:25.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Go ahead and put your hands down.

00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:27.759
<v SPEAKER_02>All right, now look up at me.

00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:29.200
<v SPEAKER_02>First of all, let me say this.

00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:30.480
<v SPEAKER_02>I'm very proud of you.

00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:32.079
<v SPEAKER_02>I am really, really proud of you.

00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:34.240
<v SPEAKER_02>Every campus, I am proud of the hands that just went up.

00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:35.680
<v SPEAKER_02>Now I'm gonna actually do something else.

00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:42.400
<v SPEAKER_02>There's no public speaking involved in this, but Jesus says, if you will take a stand for me before man, I will take a stand for you before my father in heaven.

00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:54.720
<v SPEAKER_02>So what that's gonna look like right here on earth is everyone who raised their hand and even those who should have raised their hand, on the count of three, I'm gonna want you to stand to your feet and come forward.

00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:56.640
<v SPEAKER_02>On the count of three, this is very important.

00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:01.039
<v SPEAKER_02>Jesus says, if you will take a stand for me before man, I will take a stand for you before my father in heaven.

00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.799
<v SPEAKER_02>If you can't do this in here where we're proud of you, you won't be able to do it out there.

00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:07.759
<v SPEAKER_02>And you have to stand for something.

00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:16.799
<v SPEAKER_02>So again, everyone who raised their hand, and even those who should have raised their hand at every single campus on the count of three wants you to stand up and come forward.

00:30:16.960 --> 00:30:19.279
<v SPEAKER_02>When you raised your hand, you were reaching for the doorknob.

00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:22.400
<v SPEAKER_02>But when you come forward and we do this prayer, you're blowing the door open.

00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:26.160
<v SPEAKER_02>So, one more time, this is for everyone who raised their hand, even those who should have raised their hand.

00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:30.960
<v SPEAKER_02>And to help with this, while you're coming down, everyone around you, they're going to applaud as loud as they can.

00:30:31.039 --> 00:30:36.880
<v SPEAKER_02>But it will not compare to the applause that the angels in heaven will be doing when you stand to your feet and come forward.

00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:38.799
<v SPEAKER_02>One, two, three.

00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:41.839
<v SPEAKER_02>Just stand up and come forward.

00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.759
<v SPEAKER_02>Just stand up, come forward, just come forward.

00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:50.480
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:52.640
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:30:56.240 --> 00:30:56.960
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:30:58.319 --> 00:30:59.279
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:02.079
<v SPEAKER_02>When just come forward.

00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:03.519
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:06.000
<v SPEAKER_02>You don't have to know how to make away force.

00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:07.599
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:10.400
<v SPEAKER_02>Just come forward.

00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:30.799
<v SPEAKER_02>No matter where you are.

00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:34.960
<v SPEAKER_02>Everyone in the truth be applauded.

00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:37.039
<v SPEAKER_02>Everyone in the truth be applauded.

00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:39.279
<v SPEAKER_02>Praise God.

00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:40.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Alright.

00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:41.839
<v SPEAKER_02>So we're gonna pray together.

00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:42.880
<v SPEAKER_02>Now we're gonna pray.

00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:43.920
<v SPEAKER_02>So awesome.

00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:46.000
<v SPEAKER_02>If you're up top, you just need to come down.

00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:48.240
<v SPEAKER_02>Yeah, come around the sides if you're up top.

00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:52.000
<v SPEAKER_02>If you're up top at one of the other campuses, that's weird because they don't have a balcony.

00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:55.440
<v SPEAKER_02>So the people they're coming around.

00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:56.559
<v SPEAKER_02>If you want to, you could jump.

00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:58.559
<v SPEAKER_02>I think we got a healing service tomorrow.

00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:00.720
<v SPEAKER_02>No, don't jump.

00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:01.200
<v SPEAKER_02>Don't jump.

00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:02.160
<v SPEAKER_02>Michael Jr.

00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:02.720
<v SPEAKER_02>told me to jump.

00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:03.759
<v SPEAKER_02>He said it was my talent.

00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:04.240
<v SPEAKER_02>No.

00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:05.200
<v SPEAKER_02>No, I didn't.

00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:05.680
<v SPEAKER_02>I didn't.

00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:11.119
<v SPEAKER_02>So listen, we're in the middle of a life-changing decision and we're laughing.

00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:18.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Like God wants you to laugh and have fun, but it's the kind of fun that you feel good about the next day, as opposed to the fun where you're like, man, I don't know what happened.

00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:19.200
<v SPEAKER_02>I don't remember that.

00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:19.920
<v SPEAKER_02>Don't tell me.

00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:21.440
<v SPEAKER_02>Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:32:21.599 --> 00:32:24.000
<v SPEAKER_02>And then you marry all of a sudden.

00:32:24.799 --> 00:32:26.079
<v SPEAKER_02>You just woke up married.

00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:27.200
<v SPEAKER_02>Oh, snap.

00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:27.680
<v SPEAKER_02>Hi.

00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:28.880
<v SPEAKER_02>What's your name?

00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:31.119
<v SPEAKER_02>So, here's what we're gonna do.

00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:31.920
<v SPEAKER_02>We're still coming.

00:32:32.319 --> 00:32:39.119
<v SPEAKER_02>If there's anybody sitting down, or anybody who didn't come forward at another campus, we're here and you need to, listen.

00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:44.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Like, you're struggling, but you need to make this decision.

00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:47.519
<v SPEAKER_02>Like, you need to make this decision.

00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:52.960
<v SPEAKER_02>And this is a safe place.

00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:54.559
<v SPEAKER_02>Pastor Robert is dope.

00:32:54.640 --> 00:33:00.720
<v SPEAKER_02>I don't know if you guys ever met, but you probably haven't met him because he's just one dude and he can only meet so many people.

00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:02.400
<v SPEAKER_02>The pastor of this church is dope.

00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:05.599
<v SPEAKER_02>Like he's a really, really, really legit, awesome dude.

00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:09.359
<v SPEAKER_02>So if you don't have a home church, you should probably check out Gateway, because that's where I go.

00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:10.319
<v SPEAKER_02>Because the dude is dope.

00:33:10.400 --> 00:33:11.200
<v SPEAKER_02>So we're gonna pray.

00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:11.920
<v SPEAKER_02>We're gonna pray.

00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:15.440
<v SPEAKER_02>And then they normally, depending on what campus you are, they're gonna bring up a white dude to make it official.

00:33:15.599 --> 00:33:16.640
<v SPEAKER_02>There he is, lurking.

00:33:16.799 --> 00:33:18.000
<v SPEAKER_02>He's lurking in the corner.

00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.319
<v SPEAKER_03>He's lurking just to make sure it's official.

00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.319
<v SPEAKER_03>Hey, I'm here to make sure everything's okay.

00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:23.920
<v SPEAKER_03>I just he did the jokes.

00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:26.319
<v SPEAKER_02>I'm gonna make a I don't know why that's the white voice people.

00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:27.920
<v SPEAKER_02>Anyway, sorry, sorry.

00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:29.440
<v SPEAKER_02>Alright, so we're gonna pray.

00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:32.720
<v SPEAKER_02>Repeat after me nice and loud, bold and clear.

00:33:32.960 --> 00:33:42.640
<v SPEAKER_02>Dear God, thank you for sending your son, Jesus Christ, to this earth to die for me.

00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:49.759
<v SPEAKER_02>Thank you, Father, that he rose again on the third day.

00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:53.119
<v SPEAKER_02>I believe it and I receive it.

00:33:53.519 --> 00:34:01.039
<v SPEAKER_02>Come into my house, come into my heart, and have your way in Jesus' name.

00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:02.240
<v SPEAKER_02>Amen.
