WEBVTT 00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:22.079 Welcome one and all to a town called Musical Falls. 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:29.519 Set in a small town, you see, during Christmas time to make it Christmassy. 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:32.399 This is the story of Joe. 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:35.359 So let's get on with the show. 00:00:36.159 --> 00:00:38.079 This is a song. 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:40.880 A Christmassy song. 00:00:41.200 --> 00:00:45.920 To sing along About a special guy. 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.159 The average guy, I'll tell you why. 00:00:50.479 --> 00:00:53.280 But now it's going for the kids to see. 00:00:54.880 --> 00:01:01.280 About his guide, no average guy, even though his name is Joe. 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:03.920 He's no average show. 00:01:04.400 --> 00:02:08.719 He's no thing's gone my way. 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:11.199 My future surprise. 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:17.919 Take a look at my life. 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:23.280 You just gotta say, wow! Nothing can stop me. 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:30.800 Who can it be? 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:31.680 Where can it be? 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:32.479 What can it be? 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:33.280 What can it be? 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:34.159 How can it be? 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:35.039 How can it be? 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:35.840 Who can it be? 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:36.719 Who can it be? 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:38.560 I found it! It was Jones, sir. 00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:43.439 He invested in the wrong place and made a uh uh a profit! What? 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:44.400 A profit? 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:46.240 How can it how can it how can it be? 00:02:46.400 --> 00:02:49.360 Who can make a profit when we're trying to take a lock? 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:53.120 Tell me how hard can it be to take an order from your boss? 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:55.199 We're gonna just stand there, man. 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:56.719 Go get Joe Jones in here. 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:57.280 Stats. 00:02:57.680 --> 00:02:58.800 Why bad? 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:00.159 What did he do wrong? 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:06.960 We were trying to cover our indiscretions by creating bosses in the Anderson Fund! 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:11.919 Oh, you mean the big plot point that will ruin Joe Jones' life? 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:12.560 Mr. 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:14.560 Potter, you wanted to see me, sir? 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:15.759 Ah, yes, Jones. 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:18.159 Did you place the investment order I gave you last week? 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:32.080 Yes, sir, as soon as you gave it to me, and I was honored that you would ask me to place such a huge investment and verbally, in private, instead of by official order or something traceable for accountability purposes like the government requires us to do. 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:38.159 So why did you change the order from goldman Sachs and invest in gold instead? 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:41.039 I didn't realize you said goldman Sachs. 00:03:41.120 --> 00:03:46.319 Um, I thought you said I want you to invest your Anderson fund in gold and Sachs. 00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:48.159 Well, that's settled. 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:50.719 You really do have the mightest touch. 00:03:50.879 --> 00:03:55.039 And it is for that reason we have chosen you, Joe Jones, to be the new CFO of this firm. 00:03:55.280 --> 00:03:56.560 Effective immediately. 00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:57.840 Congratulations, Mr. 00:03:58.000 --> 00:03:58.319 Jones. 00:03:58.639 --> 00:03:59.759 I I don't know what to say. 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:01.199 Just sign here. 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:06.319 You are now responsible and liable for all financial transactions this firm makes. 00:04:06.560 --> 00:04:08.000 Yeah, I wouldn't want to make a mistake. 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:13.520 I should probably read this before I sign it in case this is a big plot point in the story or something like that. 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:16.240 But I do have to get to the Christmas Eve talent show. 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:20.879 Just sign it and you can trust us and go celebrate Christmas with your family. 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:23.519 Congratulations, CFO Jones. 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:24.879 Thank you, thank you so much. 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:26.399 I can't wait to go to dinner! 00:04:26.800 --> 00:04:27.040 Mr. 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:30.720 Jones! Oh, your wife called to remind you to water the Christmas tree. 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:33.279 She said it was an important plot point in the story. 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:36.160 And to make sure you don't forget that your house went burned down. 00:04:36.319 --> 00:04:37.279 I don't have to wait. 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:39.199 I have to go celebrate Christmas. 00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:45.279 Sparkling gold, Lisbon K. 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:47.839 Get out of my way. 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:54.800 If you're trying to make me so dumb, take a look at my life. 00:04:55.040 --> 00:04:57.519 You just got to say, wow! 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:00.240 Nothing can stop me. 00:05:06.879 --> 00:05:08.800 Oh Joe, honey, you're just in time. 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:11.439 Did you remember to go home and water the Christmas tree? 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:13.120 I wouldn't want our house to burn down. 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:17.120 No, I didn't go water the Christmas tree, but that would never happen. 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:18.560 It's Christmas. 00:05:26.399 --> 00:05:31.120 Oh, well, wasn't that a wonderful rendition of the 12 days of Christmas? 00:05:31.199 --> 00:05:37.040 Pleaded only on a spoon and a washboard and a marvelous relapse when it ended. 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:49.680 And now for a finale performance in the Musical Falls Christmas Eve talent show, the Jones Family Singer! I'm Joe! I'm Jennifer Jessica! 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:53.360 And I'm Joe Jr. 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:54.160 Let's see. 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:00.319 We wish you a Merry Christmas. 00:06:00.560 --> 00:06:06.079 We know that you always that you were just like us, a perfect family. 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:10.639 I eat what I want and never gain weight. 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:14.639 She always eats dark food and still she looks great. 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:18.959 I got 2400 of my SATs. 00:06:19.120 --> 00:06:23.040 She didn't even start eating ace with ease. 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:27.279 I clean the whole house and make all our food. 00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:31.360 She serves us so swiftly with no add it too. 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:33.360 And this is my son. 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:35.680 He's Joe number two. 00:06:35.920 --> 00:06:40.720 And he's really awesome because I'm really cute. 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:43.600 He's really cute. 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.680 Just take a look at my life. 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:16.000 You discuss better than that. 00:07:16.319 --> 00:07:19.839 Take a look at my life, and just say! 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:00.079 John Jones FBI. 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:07.360 You're under arrest for embezzlement, extortion, money laundering, and a bunch of other stuff that isn't quite as bad. 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:09.360 What? 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:11.360 No, no, there's gotta be some kind of mistake. 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:15.360 It's your name on the criminal orders. 00:08:15.839 --> 00:08:18.480 I wouldn't say anything until you've talked to an attorney. 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:19.680 That's all I've got. 00:08:19.920 --> 00:08:23.199 Shoot your well, this isn't so bad in comparison. 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:24.560 Your house burnt down. 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:25.839 It's completely gone. 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:30.480 No, no! Do you know what caused the fire? 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:32.799 Your Christmas tree caught on fire. 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:36.399 Probably didn't get enough water or some important plot point in the story like that. 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:38.000 But don't worry about it, Joe. 00:08:38.080 --> 00:08:40.399 You'll have a wonderful Christmas in prison. 00:08:40.480 --> 00:08:41.279 Get him out of here. 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:45.919 No, no, there's gotta be some kind of mistake! This is because of Christmas! 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:50.480 Christmas ruined my life! Christmas ruined my life! 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:30.080 Joe was feeling down. 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:33.759 So he decided to go. 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:25.919 What I can't understand. 00:11:27.919 --> 00:11:29.600 God, can't you see? 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:33.120 This is doing to me. 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:39.919 Do you really want me to spend my life living in agony? 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:43.519 Can't you just wave your hand? 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:45.200 Make it go away. 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:49.120 Set it back to the way it was yesterday. 00:11:49.440 --> 00:11:51.200 God, do you hear me? 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:53.519 God, will you answer me? 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:54.799 Nah. 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:01.440 What did I do wrong? 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:08.399 Did I take a different turn from this road that leads to destiny? 00:12:09.039 --> 00:12:15.200 This is nothing like I thought my life would be. 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:22.720 How can I return to the place where I belong? 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:29.679 God tell me now what did I do? 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:33.679 Are you an angel? 00:13:37.600 --> 00:13:39.039 Give me your money. 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:04.960 He can't be dead. 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:08.799 It's a Christmas musical at a church. 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:10.000 Mr. 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:10.559 John! 00:14:16.960 --> 00:14:18.240 Where am I? 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:20.559 You got knocked out by a mugger. 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:25.679 You thought he was an angel because you've watched It's a Wonderful Life way too many times at Christmas. 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:28.320 So now you're dreaming. 00:14:28.720 --> 00:14:31.120 And we're inside your dream. 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:31.840 I am? 00:14:32.080 --> 00:14:32.639 You are? 00:14:33.759 --> 00:14:35.200 Well, where'd you come from? 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:36.960 Are you from heaven? 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:38.480 No. 00:14:39.279 --> 00:14:41.440 No, you're from that other place. 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:48.159 CNN! You're those religious wackos I saw on TV last night. 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:49.840 And now you're in my dream. 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:53.519 You you had some weird acronym for a name. 00:14:53.679 --> 00:14:55.279 What was it exactly? 00:14:55.600 --> 00:15:06.320 We are the politically religious organization of zealously antagonistic Christians! Protac for short. 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:14.559 We're like medicine for your soul! Okay, so I'm dreaming. 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:15.759 Definitely a nightmare. 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:17.840 What do I have to do to wake up and go home? 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:19.759 Joe, my pretty. 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:20.799 Come on over here. 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:24.480 You have got to discover the meaning of Christmas. 00:15:24.639 --> 00:15:25.679 Ah, no, no, no! 00:15:27.279 --> 00:15:29.360 No, no, Christmas has ruined my life. 00:15:29.759 --> 00:15:36.000 If it hadn't been for me trying to get to the Christmas Eve talent show, I would have read that contract and I wouldn't be going to jail. 00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:41.360 And I would have remembered to water the Christmas tree and there wouldn't have been a fire at all. 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:46.559 Now remember, you're in a dream, so I can see inside your mind. 00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:51.200 You didn't read the contract because you hate reading long documents. 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:56.159 And you didn't water the Christmas tree because you overslept after staying up till 3 a.m. 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:59.919 playing that new Xbox you bought all your kids for Christmas! 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:01.840 You know, I see why people like Halo. 00:16:04.399 --> 00:16:06.879 You've been asking a lot of questions. 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:10.080 And the three of us are here to answer them. 00:16:10.240 --> 00:16:10.480 Okay? 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.440 So what do I have to do to wake up and get out of this dream? 00:16:13.759 --> 00:16:14.960 Glad you asked, Joey. 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:15.840 Glad you asked. 00:16:16.240 --> 00:16:18.720 All you have to do is say the magic words. 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:20.799 There's no place like home. 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:22.720 There's no place like home. 00:16:23.039 --> 00:16:27.679 Well, I would, but um, but the costume shop didn't have any more red sequence slippers in my size. 00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:29.919 Seriously, what is Seriously? 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:38.399 You need a strange, unexplainable, life-altering event that can only occur in a dream sequence in a musical. 00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:44.480 You need a magical musical moment! What magical musical moment? 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:48.320 Oh my! Magical musical moment, oh my! Magical musical moment! 00:16:49.360 --> 00:16:52.799 You got it out with all the Wizard of Oz references! What are what are you doing? 00:16:53.279 --> 00:17:05.200 Magical musical moment! Oh my! It appears we're going to have to use more aggressive methods to teach you the meaning of Christmas! Yes! Let's hold him down and make him show Egg now! 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:09.200 I can see it! No, no, no, no, no, no! Aren't you people the ghosts of Christmas? 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:10.720 Stupid! What is going on? 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:17.119 Joseph! Dear, think of us as the friends of Christmas future. 00:17:17.440 --> 00:17:19.920 We're going to give you a gift. 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:24.240 We're going to give you a chance to see beyond the present. 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:28.319 Ah, a chance to see what's ahead of you. 00:17:32.240 --> 00:17:46.400 Just imagine what you could see if you stepped right out of Riyella to see into the future. 00:17:50.880 --> 00:17:58.640 If you stepped right out of Riella C into the future. 00:18:58.240 --> 00:19:00.799 Okay, so how does this work? 00:19:00.960 --> 00:19:17.920 Uh do we just like a baby in a manger, and we, your wise men three, our gift is a glimpse beyond reality into the future. 00:19:46.960 --> 00:19:48.720 And that's just what we're going to do. 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:49.839 That is cool. 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:52.960 These are not the droids that we're looking for. 00:19:53.680 --> 00:19:54.319 Hold on, wait. 00:19:54.480 --> 00:19:57.519 So, what does this have to do with Christmas ruining my life? 00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:05.119 Well, your um confusion about Christmas has catastrophic consequences in the future that affect the space-time continuum! 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:06.160 Thank you, Dr. 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:06.640 Brown. 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.440 So, what do I have to do to fix it and get home? 00:20:09.920 --> 00:20:15.200 The three of us are going to help answer your questions on the meaning of Christmas. 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:24.000 We're going to time travel five years into the future and show you what your life would be like if you take our advice. 00:20:24.480 --> 00:20:29.119 Yes, and after you see all three futures, you can choose your favorite and then wake up. 00:20:29.440 --> 00:20:36.640 Okay, well, I don't I think that we have the 1.21 gigawatts we need to get the DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour, but sure. 00:20:36.799 --> 00:20:38.240 Ho ho ho! Why not? 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:38.960 Let us go. 00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:40.880 This will be fun. 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:42.319 I'll go first. 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:43.759 Oh wait, Dash, I think. 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:49.839 Now, Joe, earlier you said that you hated Christmas. 00:20:50.559 --> 00:20:51.119 Look here. 00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:55.039 I know why you don't like Christmas. 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:57.839 You have way too much money. 00:20:58.079 --> 00:20:59.440 What are you talking about? 00:20:59.519 --> 00:21:01.599 I have a huge mortgage and two car loans. 00:21:01.759 --> 00:21:05.759 And what about the family vacations you take each year and the clothes you buy? 00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:06.640 I hate this. 00:21:06.799 --> 00:21:07.440 What's your point? 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:09.920 Christmas is all about giving away what you have. 00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:12.960 It's about working for others, not yourself. 00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:20.960 Do you really think the eight pounds, six ounce baby Jesus was born in a manger just so you can sit around all day on Facebook and eat duck and donuts? 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:22.160 No, sir. 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:25.759 He works, and that's exactly what God wants you to do. 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:29.680 You don't like Christmas because Christmas is not all about you. 00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:37.119 Joe Jones, you are rich, and lazy! 00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:41.599 If all this future consists of is you insulting me, I already don't like it. 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:44.400 No, started. 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:46.720 Now pay attention. 00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:49.599 Here's my advice for you. 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:50.880 Just work. 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:55.279 If you want to discover the meaning of Christmas, you're gonna have to learn to serve. 00:21:55.519 --> 00:21:59.680 Now, when your case goes to trial, volunteer to do all the time. 00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:02.400 Community service instead of jail time. 00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:08.160 Then instead of rebuilding your fancy house, use the insurance money from the fire to start a homeless shelter. 00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:14.319 But the best part is it not only changes your Christmas, but it changes your life. 00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:22.559 You set up a health center, you start a hotline, you take in homeless people, you run a soup kitchen every Christmas. 00:22:23.920 --> 00:22:26.079 You even make toys for orphans. 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:29.759 We should just call you Jolly O'Shea Jones. 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:30.960 That's kind of funny. 00:22:31.039 --> 00:22:34.000 I could grow out my beard and diet white and wait, hold on. 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:36.640 What do Jennifer and the kids think of this version of Christmas? 00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:37.920 Well, they like it, sort of. 00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:40.960 But your daughter, Jamie, the girl after my own heart. 00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:44.000 She loves it and takes it to a whole nother level. 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:44.400 Uh uh. 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:49.680 I really don't think celebrating Christmas like this is gonna make me happy, but I I could try it. 00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:52.160 You just don't get Christmas, do you? 00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:58.079 God just wants you to work happy, can't wait till heaven. 00:22:58.160 --> 00:22:59.920 You and the Lord's army now, boy. 00:23:02.720 --> 00:23:09.440 Traveling through the future, five years to the same Christmas date, his family has all aged. 00:23:10.160 --> 00:23:10.720 Huh? 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:15.279 But his wife still looks great. 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:16.160 Alright. 00:23:16.559 --> 00:23:20.240 Joe, on the other hand, is gonna lose a ton of hair and gain a bunch of weight. 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:21.119 Huh? 00:23:21.920 --> 00:23:22.240 Oh? 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:24.559 I don't like that. 00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:25.599 Ow! 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:32.000 Whoa! What uh what is all of this? 00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:32.960 Dad! 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:36.240 Oh, Jamie, look how tall you've gotten! 00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:40.480 Dad, I'm not a little girl anymore. 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:42.319 You need to get used to it. 00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:44.880 Um, well, wait, who who's your friend? 00:23:45.359 --> 00:23:45.680 Hi. 00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:47.680 What's your name? 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:50.160 Dad, are you okay? 00:23:50.319 --> 00:23:52.319 Wait, Scott Joe Jr. 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:54.400 W when did you grow up? 00:23:54.640 --> 00:23:56.160 It was a gradual process. 00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:57.599 Pretty consistent though. 00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:02.400 If you've been here to see it, maybe it wouldn't be so shocking. 00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:03.440 Jessica? 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:08.480 Oh, look at you! You are so beautiful, just like your mom. 00:24:08.799 --> 00:24:10.880 Well, I should look just like her. 00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:14.319 We all wear the same outfit thanks to you, Dad. 00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:15.680 Quite the trend. 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:18.000 And the joke's sweatshop, anyway. 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:19.839 Don't worry about her, Dad. 00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:23.519 She's just grumpy because she didn't have her meal ration this week. 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.160 Someone took an hour off work to sleep. 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.720 Wait, uh meal ration this week? 00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:29.119 What? 00:24:29.200 --> 00:24:31.440 Oh, Jennifer, I'm talking to the hand. 00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:35.519 Um my uh tall blonde roast. 00:24:36.240 --> 00:24:38.799 Uh what's what's going on here? 00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:44.559 Oh, I can see why you'd be so confused, since you haven't been here in three months. 00:24:44.720 --> 00:24:50.160 But don't worry, I put in a request at the call center and they said you do get to spend Christmas with your family. 00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:52.079 That's good next year. 00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:53.599 What? 00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:54.720 Next year? 00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:57.839 Like what is going on here? 00:24:58.079 --> 00:24:59.519 What have you done to my home? 00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:07.119 Well, it would appear that you have really taken to this whole life of a humanitarian thing. 00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:14.000 You just spent the last three months overseas serving the poor. 00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:19.279 And now you're home. 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:25.839 What a wonderful way to say Christmas! What about serving my family? 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:27.839 What makes us happy? 00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:33.279 Christmas isn't about you being happy, it's about making others happy at your expense. 00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:37.680 Okay, James said they don't get to eat if they take a break to sleep. 00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:38.880 Where did that come from? 00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:40.480 Your favorite passage in the Bible? 00:25:40.720 --> 00:25:42.640 2 Corinthians 11 27. 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:44.960 You quote it all the time now. 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:47.519 Get it, boy? 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:56.079 I have done hard and tiring work, and many times I did not sleep. 00:25:56.319 --> 00:26:11.200 I have been hungry and thirsty, and many times I have been without taking out of context, but hey, isn't that awesome? 00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:13.599 Oh, get ready, get ready, get ready. 00:26:15.039 --> 00:26:18.079 Ridiculous! There's gotta be balance. 00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:20.000 No, no, no, no, no, there can't be balance. 00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:21.200 This is only scene four. 00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:23.759 The right option comes at the end of the show. 00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:26.000 Oh okay, I'll I'll remember that. 00:26:26.079 --> 00:26:28.960 Now give me that so I can fix this. 00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:33.200 Okay, this is your future, but remember, there's no singing in Santa's workshop. 00:26:33.839 --> 00:26:35.359 You sit on a throne of lies. 00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:47.039 Okay, everyone, hey! Hey, I have an announcement to make. 00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:55.839 Okay, look, we're all doing a fantastic job, and I'm sure God is thrilled with all the Christmas stuff that we're doing. 00:26:56.160 --> 00:27:01.680 But listen, since it's Christmas Eve, let's take the rest of the day off. 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:04.880 Are you trying to ruin Christmas? 00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:06.480 Tell him, Jamie! 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:15.119 Daddy always told me I've got to work if I wanna make my God happy. 00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:21.279 Give away everything you have on your heart will be filled with green. 00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:27.680 Instead of living in luxury, you've got to choose a life of health. 00:27:31.839 --> 00:27:44.559 Every day in between, you got to Now you listen close, Jojo. 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:48.960 If you don't give your life away, God will take your life away. 00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:52.079 If you don't give him every day, God will take your days away. 00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:54.160 If you get two away, come on. 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:03.839 Darling, this must be so hard for you. 00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:05.039 So overwhelming. 00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:06.640 Thank you, yeah, it really is. 00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:07.839 I just want to go home. 00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:12.319 Don't I recall a certain someone asking, What did I do? 00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:15.119 I think that is me too. 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:16.559 I really like that. 00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:42.000 You have no understanding of the justice and vengeance of God. 00:29:42.240 --> 00:29:44.480 That's what we get for reading a second-hand translation. 00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:47.920 It's never been the same since people stopped reading the King James. 00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:54.880 I thought Christmas was supposed to be happier, time of joy, peace on earth, goodwill toward men. 00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:58.880 Is that what they told you in Sunday school before that time? 00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:05.359 If only that would not. 00:30:05.920 --> 00:30:08.240 Let me make this clear. 00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:17.759 God, the maker of the universe, will do whatever he wants, whenever he wants, to whomever he chooses. 00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:21.119 That is the meaning of Christmas. 00:30:21.359 --> 00:30:23.279 It's right there in the Bible. 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:28.000 People cannot add anything to what God has done, and they cannot take anything away from it. 00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:31.440 God does it this way to make people respect him. 00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:34.880 The message of Christmas is this. 00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:37.519 Just accept. 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.839 Just accept God's judgment. 00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:49.839 When something bad happens to you, just accept it as the way it was meant to be. 00:30:50.799 --> 00:30:59.680 Christmas is an annual reminder that God is mad at us and sent his son Jesus to judge us. 00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:04.880 So when God punishes you, consider it his Christmas gift. 00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:11.839 I'm guessing by your morbid tone, I'm not supposed to choose this future. 00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:14.480 Just in case. 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:17.920 Um how do you propose I fix this? 00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:22.559 Don't celebrate Christmas by working to pay God back for your crimes. 00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:26.240 There's no way you can repay God with your puny human efforts. 00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:29.440 No, instead, start telling the truth. 00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:30.000 Yes. 00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:35.200 Stand up for yourself, go to court, declare your innocence of this crime. 00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:37.519 I'm so glad to hear you say that, because I didn't do it. 00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:46.960 And then confess every other crime you have committed right there before the judge, no matter how small. 00:31:47.519 --> 00:32:00.240 Speeding, toll tag violations, taking pens from the office, grape thievery from Central Market! Confess them all and pay them full healthy for each. 00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:08.720 And when you have fulfilled your punishment, live out the rest of your days as innocently as you can, so as not to provoke the wrath of God again! 00:32:11.599 --> 00:32:18.960 Wow! That's certainly not an appealing way to spend Christmas! But okay. 00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:20.880 Show me my future. 00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:22.400 As you wish. 00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:44.319 The way it was meant to be. 00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:52.880 What an exemplary Christian family! And I love what you've done to the funeral home since I was last here. 00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:55.599 At Joseph's memorial service. 00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:56.480 Yes. 00:32:56.799 --> 00:33:00.799 It's hard to believe that it's been five years since he got sick on Christmas Eve. 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:03.920 And so the passing was so terribly tragic. 00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:04.640 Wait, what? 00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:07.680 Oh yes. 00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:10.160 I forgot to mention that, didn't I? 00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:12.079 Oh, do you think scary poppers? 00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:16.000 Why do we live in a funeral home? 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.640 Right after you got knocked out on the bridge, you caught a code. 00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:26.559 So you took my advice and just accepted it as the way it was meant to be. 00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.640 You refuse medical treatment. 00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:31.920 It just gets in the way of God's vengeance. 00:33:41.039 --> 00:33:43.039 And so you humbly accepted. 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.599 This is the clock is absolutely nonsense. 00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:54.720 Oh my god. 00:33:55.119 --> 00:33:57.519 I died of a cold. 00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:00.559 Should I be over here with a what are you altering? 00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:01.519 A Patrick Swayze. 00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:05.680 Surely this meal must have taken all day to prepare. 00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:07.279 It was absolutely delicious. 00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:08.960 Oh, it was no trouble at all. 00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:10.960 I simply marinated for a little. 00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:15.440 I've just got a little cough. 00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:20.960 Or maybe maybe a cold. 00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:23.440 It's happening again, isn't it? 00:34:23.760 --> 00:34:24.159 What? 00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:25.840