EP. 87 "I'd be the grandma step mother!"

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Cindy and Kristen talk about their  sh*t show moments and weekly updates. The girls also talk about greek gods and goddesses.

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SPEAKER_02 0:00

And are you ready? Yeah. Oh, excuse me. Hey, bit, hey bit, hey bit. What's up, guys? It's Kristen and Cindy. And you're listening to A Pot About It All. We're gonna pot about it all. We always do. Welcome back and welcome if you are new. Thank you for Kristen. And I'm her wonderful mother. Cindy. Just wanted to see what she was gonna say. All right. How's everybody doing? I am fabulous. Cindy had a whole bottle of wine to herself. Which is a great day, okay? Wine is just fabulous. I watched the best movie last night. Would you want to? Because you know, everybody who knows me knows I love The Duke from Bridgerton. First season, The Duke. It's her first love. Just kidding. So now he had that movie that just came out on The Peacock, and I forgot what it was called. Love in Tuscany. And it was just so cute. It was just very, very, very cute. And it was in Tuscany, which is absolutely gorgeous. And I love a good vineyard. So I had to celebrate with a bottle of wine. Oh, that's why you wanted wine? It's just pretty. Okay, but we said that you weren't gonna drink until vacation. Yeah, well, I need one day a week, okay. Clean the rest of the week. But it was a cute little movie. I loved it. And the Duke is just so fucking hot. Jeez. And then uh what else? What else happened this week? So what happened this week? Let me just tell you something. Oh, she's got some things that happened this week. I do. Well, let me just tell you something that happened today that I don't know what the fuck it is, but when you get older, you cannot handle people parking in front of your house. And it's like, you know what? There's a plethora of parking. Not a big deal. People need to have family over. You're supposed to love your neighbors, you love yourself, so it shouldn't be a big deal. But something inside of me just fucking pisses me off when someone parks in the front of my house because that's where I park. Someone took her spot too. Yeah. But you know why? Because we have the only tree on the fucking street that has shade. And I just knew it when I saw this car parked in front of it that they were just gonna gonna they're gonna be parked there for like a long time. Sure enough, I come back from the grocery store, get ready to pull in because I think, oh good, he's leaving. Perfect. I'll take my spot in front of my house. Under the fucking tree. Under the tree. This motherfucker opens his car door, and I'm like, oh shit, he's not leaving. And I just stare at him. He fucking took a suitcase out. Strolled that motherfucker across the street where they're whole in front of their house, and the whole side of their street was full of parking. But he chose to park in front of my house. Three of parking under the shaded tree. No, you said full of parking and free of parking. So I sure did circle around that block and park right smack dab in front of their house. Because I told you. And then their whole tribe came pulling up looking at me like I was fucking crazy because I took the parking. Well, that's what I had. Either we could trade or I'm gonna have to park in front of your house. That's what I did. But it's like, why shouldn't it bother me? It's not a big deal. It's the principal. I know. It's just weird. I could see like maybe if he was staying for like a couple hours or an hour, but like no, this pulled out a suitcase. So rolled that fuck across the street. They were having a party. But he parked there knowing that that whole front of their house was wide open. Yeah, that's weird. So if you're staying there, like if I was staying at somebody's house, my brother's whatever it is, I'm gonna park in front of your house. Right, or in your driveway. Yeah. Weird, huh? But I don't know why I'm so bothered by it. It's so stupid. Like, why do I have to be fucking triggered by that? I don't know. I'm stupid. I get annoyed when someone parks in my spot because I don't want to have to cross the fucking street. But I mean I guess it's because we live here. It's our fucking house. Yeah. Give us our spot. Nobody fucks with no one else's shit. Until now. But I don't know why it has to be a big deal. Oh no. Right. And what else happened? Did I break my neck or anything? I don't know, but so for me, um what happened? I did on uh Saturday yesterday, I went to Barnes and Nobles by myself. And there was no spots available, unfortunately, for me to do my notes. But I was looking for a book and this older woman, she did ask me if I needed help, and I was like, Oh, um, yeah, you know what? Can you help me find this book? And she was like, sure, sure, sure, sure. Until she helped me find it, and I was like, Oh, perfect, thank you. And I found my book, and then she recommended another book to me. But anyways, long story short, we were just talking about how like when you let people borrow your books, they don't really take care of them nicely. And so that's the film nicely. They that's why I usually just give books like that you don't care about. Exactly, or that I know I'm not gonna read again. And so that way I won't get offended if something happens to it. Um and she's like, um because I always let my cousin like have my books, whatever ones I don't want. And so she was like, Oh, speaking of cousins, my cousin found this like Barbie from like a one of the very first Barbies ever. Really? Yeah, and how it had like a pinstripe, yeah, and how it was so cute and classic looking, whatever, right? And then she goes, and just today's Barbies, they just look like whores. Do they? And I was like, Oh, I have no idea. I haven't seen a Barbie in four. They have G strings and shit? Bitch, I don't know. But she straight up said whore. And she's like, I'm 74 years old. And I was like, Barbie, you look like a hole. She looked like a hole. Do you think it's because do you think these Barbies have G strings now? I have no idea. And lingerie? Maybe. Because I haven't looked at a Barbie. I don't even. I don't either. I'd have to look at it. And then she was like, Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm not I I hope I'm not being too much. But I need to look at that. And I was like, bitch, listen to my. Well, I don't care. I had a thought and you cut me off. What is it? I said she said, Oh my god, I hope I'm not being too much, you know. And I was like, bitch, listen to my podcast. I'll show you what too much.

SPEAKER_01 6:22

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

Now.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Now anyways.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

Um about the Barbies looking like a hole.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

No, I was saying how I don't remember now.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

Well, I need to look and see because I haven't seen a Barbie in years.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

I just don't know what a Barbie whore would look like. I have no idea. I'm sure they look exactly the same. Could you imagine buying it? Did you have a classic Barbie? Like an original Barbie? Those are worth like $20,000. She told me that too. I know because I wish I did. She was a nice lady and I had Barbie's from the 60s because they were handed down to me. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. But anyways. That happened, and then Oh, and then on my way to Barnes and Nobles, before I even got there, I pulled out of our little neighborhood. And I saw this lady, and I swear, I kid you not, I wish I would have recorded it. I almost did, but I was like, what if she fucking turns? At first I thought it was a mannequin that they just had set up to water the lawn, but I was like, who the fuck does that? On the curb? No. On the side. Like right in front of the house. Oh, she was looking at you? No, she was turned to the side, like facing the street from the main street from her house. Oh. And so she was just stiff as a board, fucking standing there. And I was like, what the fuck? With a hose in her hand. Didn't move a muscle. And did not move a fucking muscle. For how long? For a good solid ten seconds that I sat there. Damn. It was weird, and I got tripped out, so I was like, I gotta go. And I just popped through the portal. I see things like that on TikTok all the time, and I was like, holy shit, I just saw that in real life. That's crazy. I know. It was weird. She came through the portal and stud maybe that was her house in a past life. She wanted to come and locked like no, but she could have been not been older when she passed. That's true. And came on down to water the lawn. Frozen like that?

unknown 8:20

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Why would you do that? I've never seen anybody come on. I stopped for a good minute or two. Didn't move a muscle. Did not fucking move a muscle. And I was about to bust out my phone, but I was like, I wonder if you hocked the horn honk the horn, she would have jumped or not. If she would have just snapped back into it. Uh-huh. I wouldn't who would honk at just anybody. Well then I'd be like, oh my bad. Sorry. And just drive down the street. At least she knows she snapped out of it. Fine. Well, she wasn't standing there when I came home. So anyways, it was weird. Um, so that happened. Um, and then I tried a new boba place across the street from us. It's really good. And that guy, he was like straight a straight AI.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

Really? Like robot guy.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Was he one?

SPEAKER_01 9:07

He I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

He had a doppelganger. Now you had a full game. All in the same day. All in the same day. That's weird. Right? Why was he AI? He was just like talking like, oh, do you I don't know. It's hard to explain. He was just going in depth with all of the shit. Like he was chat GPT. Literally. Damn. Yeah. Damn. Like what kind of boba you like? Yeah. And was like, I don't know, just going all deep into it. And he was like, well, this is this and this isn't. I don't know. I don't even know how to explain it. Mm-hmm. But it was really good. And I would go there again. It's very much more auth authentic. So it's like a hole in the wall, boba. Yeah, it's very authentic. I think there is a chain of them, but I don't know for sure. I'm not gonna say the name, but because it's across the street from us. But anyways, um and then today at Barnes and Nobles, I didn't want to say anything.

SPEAKER_00 10:03

What?

SPEAKER_02 10:04

Because behind you there was this kid who had a you know those Jaritos um drinks? They're like uh Oh the bottles? Yeah. So he had one and he was literally deep throating it. Like damn shoved it all the way down his throat. How old was he? He had to be like 14. And he was doing that? Yeah. Was he looking at you while he was doing that? No. I think that's just how he drank out of the bottle. Are you serious? I'm talking lips wrapped around it and shit. Like, what the fuck is going on? I'm surprised you didn't laugh. I didn't, you didn't see my face. I was like No, I didn't. Weird. Are you serious? I'm not kidding. Damn, maybe it was practicing. No one knew you'd be like, where? And you fucking turn around with it. Someone can see what the fuck he's doing. Yeah, and it makes it obvious. I know, but like, was he practicing? I don't know, bitch. Maybe he has a boyfriend and want to do it right. 14? Well, yeah. You are very disturbing. Well, as that's. We saw two guys walking down the street. And I was like thinking, I was like, two guys walking down the street. We did earlier today. Don't tell me we did it. Don't irritate me. Watch this everywhere. Everybody know what scenario she's in. Watch this, everybody. Alright, go, go. And then I said, What if I liked the dad and you liked the son? Oh yeah. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of two guys, let me tell you a little something. Alright, so you have something to say uh else? Yeah. Oh. So then she was like, Well, it doesn't matter because they're it's not blood related. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? It made no fucking sense. Yeah. I'm like, what do you mean? It's not blood related. Two different dudes. That happened, they are related, but that's all. I don't know what you meant by that. I don't either. Because I was like, what the fuck is she saying? Because if you guys were together with the son and you had kids and we'd be the grandparents, but we'd be together. So what the fuck is that about? What kind of spin is that? So If you have a son, and you were dating the son and I was dating the dad. No, I was dating the dad and you were dating the son. No, I wasn't saying that. That's what I was saying. You fucking weirdo. And then you said, well, it's not like they're blood related. Yeah. And okay, so if I had a kid with the dad, it would be the son's brother. And I'm grandma. No. Grandma. And stepmom. I mean I know. How fucking weird. I'm your grandma's stepmom. Jesus girl, we ain't doing that. Not aunt. What the fuck is wrong with you? Or sister-in-law. Not what is wrong with you? Yeah, if you were with the son and it's his little brother, you would be the sister-in-law. Grandma's sister-in-law. You are fucking out of your mind. You're dumb. Don't you know the family lineage? No, if I was with the son. Yeah. And he had a little brother, you would be the sister. Oh god, have mercy. Grandma's sister? Brother? If he had a brother. Or sister, who knows? With who? With me with his dad, you fucking idiot. Oh, with the dad. Fucking good God. This is too much. It's making me want to throw up. So then on Friday we had a fabulous day. We got a new vlogging camera.

unknown 13:25

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

And I vlogged our whole day. And I'm in the process of editing it because I want it to be funny, so I'm taking my time with it. But we saw Odysseus and it was so good. Let me tell you, my nerves are shot to sick. Oh my god, Cindy had her ears plugged. She was covering her ears the whole fucking time. And I'm like, dude, loud. It's meant to be. I know, but I felt it through my body and soul, and I left out of there. I felt like I had to go to the mental institution. I was fucking like my nerves were shot to shit. Yeah, it was funny. And then she's I look over at the end and she's all bawling her fucking eyes out, and I'm like, am I missing something? Where is this sad? It's not sad, it was touching, bitch. This girl don't know what touching means. It means that you're touched by the moment. I guess so. Okay, which you are not, clearly. I wasn't. Your soul is hardened or what? It was so cute. Nice. Yeah. Okay. It was a good movie, though, I'll tell you that. It was long, but you didn't realize it because it goes. Yeah, it was very entertaining. Like you're like, damn, was it that long? Because we got there at like what, 3.30? Started at 345. Started at 345. The movie started around 4. We started around 4. We didn't leave till 7. Exactly. It was really, really good though, I will say that. I liked it. Odysseus. Very good. Very good. Anyways, now what you want? Oh, I was gonna tell you. So the other day, you got a knock, knock, knock on the door. You better knock. So anyway, I happen to be working on a Saturday, which I don't always, but sometimes I fucking have to. And so the door was knocking, and I never answered the door. I don't know what made me. I thought it was a package or something. So I was like, oh, I'll just go fucking do it. So I opened the door, and to my surprise, now mind you, I'm in jammies basically. I had like a shirt that was too small. Little tight there. And then I had some shorts that are probably a little too small, too. Little tight eye, cute little pajama shorts. Fucking hey, man. And of course I'm working from home, so my hair was brushed, my teeth were brushed, and that was about it. No makeup. Fuck. I opened the door and I see these two tall, handsome dudes. I was like, oh my god. And they go, Oh, hi, is so-and-so here? Because they're looking for my brother. And I go, Oh no, he just left. Oh, okay, well, you have a wonderful day. Because basically they were I'm not sure there's a couple different religions they could have been, but you know how they come to the door and they knock on the door and then they want to talk to you about, you know, religion and stuff like that. Well, I had apparently my brother had opened the door and discussed for about an hour and made friends, which is fine. So they had come back to follow up, but he really wasn't here. But what I will say is, oh my god, were they tall, dark, and handsome? I was like, oh my god, they were fucking tall and handsome. I couldn't believe how cute they were. Dressed very, very. Why didn't they want to talk to you? Well, I think he knew that I was um Catholic. That's what I think. Because they had a long conversation with my brother, so I think they already knew. But anyway, um, my point was I was like, ooh, wee, they were hot. I was almost about to ask him, Oh, are you in the one where you can have more than one wife? No. Oh, looking for another wife. Because I was like, damn, they were hot. I'm not I mean, it took me aback, and I was like, Oh, okay, um, you know, some of them have more than one wife, so I was like, maybe I can. No, I'm just kidding. But I was I was literally taken aback by their good looks and the tallness. Oh my god. They were just they just popped right down from heaven. Anyhow. Anyhow. So I'm ready for the word of the week now. Oh. The word of the week. The word of the week. No, just kidding. Anyways, guess what words? Word of the word of the word of the word. It's called Deja Pooh. Deja Pooh. Can you guess what that means? Dave Chappelle. Deja Pooh. Like Deja Vu. Not like Deja vu, but Deja Pooh. Deja Pooh. You took the same shit. When the same old shit happens again, and you're standing there like you know, this looks familiar. Same drama. Have you seen it smelt it and survived it before? Seen it smelt it and survived it. Deja Deja Pooh?

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:54

Deja Pooh. That's the word of the week. I thought it was quite interesting. Now. Ew, why'd you just like your finger? Okay, let me think of what I wanted to tell you. Oh, you know what's weird? I was stumbling across the tick and talk and I stumbled upon little Joe Rogan. And he was talking to some dude, I don't know who he was. But he was basically saying how odd it was how some people can drink and smoke and live forever. Like live these really long, long, long lives. And I was thinking, fuck, I love to drink and smoke. I love smoke cigarettes. And drinking. I mean now on my job, I smoked a cigarette and I couldn't even tell you how long. And I don't even know if I'd like it now. But the thing is like a cigarette or weed. Cigarette. Or weed. But anyway, I used to love a good cigarette. Real good. Smoked them all the time. Yeah, I used to have a few. And then you're probably having little drinks and smoke and drink. That was wonderful. And now some people do that and lived for like years and years and years. Right. So I guess they were basically very thin and healthy, had a good immune system. So there wasn't a big percentage of people, but there is a good chunk who literally drank and smoked, were always healthy, they weren't overweight, and they lived to be hella old. That's wonderful.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

I know I'm like fucking lucky bitch.

SPEAKER_02 19:20

I wonder if I can only live in those times anymore. Stoke up a stogie, take a good drag off that bitch. See what happens. Oh, and they also said the biggest thing too was they never stressed out. So that kind of makes sense. Enjoy a smoking and drinking you ain't stressed. I was some stressed. But yeah, they probably weren't alcoholics. They probably just drank when they wanted and smoked. And were healthy in every which way outside that. I don't know. But I'm like, dang, ain't you lucky? You got to do whatever you wanted. Next. And then I just have some disgusting pool facts. Oh. Since the summer might as well let y'all know about it.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

Okay. I'm so excited. Now this is why.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

And I used to know somebody who worked for a pool company, like they basically dispatched people to clean pools. So it was like one of those kind of pool companies. And she used to always tell me, Don't ever swim in a fucking pool unless it's your own. And I'm like, what? She goes, No, they're fucking disgusting. And I'm telling you, don't ever go in it. And she worked for the pool company, so I figured she knew what she was talking about. Right. Now get this. The average swimmer adds 0.14 grams of fecal matter every time you get in the pool. So 0.14 grams of fecal matter. Oh shit. Every time you get in the pool. Well, imagine in the fucking lake. Well, I'm not there yet. No. The chlorine smell, you're gonna really fucking trip out on this shit. The current the chlorine smell is actually reacting to urine and sweat in the pool. So you think it's stronger than that? Oh, this smells like chlorine.

unknown 20:56

No.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

It's fucking urine and sweat mixed with the chlorine chemical. So you think it's chlorine, but it's actually reacting from urine and sweat. That's how you know. So when it's strong, that's how you know. And usually do it is strong whenever you go to a public pool. Yeah, like when you smell that shit a mile away. I remember we went to the hot tub. Um, which are the worst things you can get into. And I got a bladder infection right now after I guess it's just a lot disgusting. Don't ever go in a hot tub unless you own it.

unknown 21:25

Sick.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Now listen to this shit. One in five adults admit to peeing in the pool. Yeah, we pee. Now let me tell you, I do admit I pee in the lake and the ocean, okay? Because there's a lot of fucking minerals and rocks and shit and waves that just you know swirl it around and clean it. No, that's not the case in a fucking bottle. I wouldn't shit though. But would you don't pee in the pool, people would you shit? Hell no. Exactly. No. Yeah. What was the other thing? Ooh, swallowing water. Water. You're literally swallowing Everything a person left behind. I'm gonna puke. You know, because sometimes you swim and you fucking get that pool water. Yeah, you don't want that. No, you don't. That's sick. Now there's a crypto parasite also that survives in chlorine and lives for ten days. That's how bad it is. But it makes sense because you're in a it's not in a open fucking sea of water. It's con it's contained in a certain amount of space. So you're gonna have fucking disgusting shit in there. I don't like it. So basically they're saying every time you jump in a pool to cool off, you're just jumping in a sea of chemical soup. Sea of chemical shit and piss. Yeah, it's fucking disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:46

Okay. Um, let me see. I'm probably I have a lot, so I might save it for next week because God knows what you have. But I will say one thing, because I have a little funny for the day. Okay. Little Cindy funny for the day. Now, question why do diapers have names like gloves, huggies, and pamperers? Why are you talking like that? Because why do diapers have names like loves, huggies, and pampers? Because they huggy you. And then why do undergarments for older people are called depends because you depend on that shit. You're close. Let me tell you the answer. So let me explain it all to you. Let me break it down. Go on. Now, babies, when they poop their pants, people are still gonna love 'em. They're still gonna hug 'em, and they're still gonna pamper them. Tell me that ain't the truth. We wipe their ass, smell their shit, gag a little bit, but we still love ya. Get that shit on your hands. We still love ya, we're still gonna hug ya, and we're still gonna pamper ya. Okay. And we're still gonna clean you up. Now, when the older people crap their fucking pants, it depends on who's in the motherfucking will. Oh. Who's in the will? How is that my answer clothes? Depends on who's gonna wipe your ass. Who'd you put in the will, bitch? Because ain't nobody else gonna do it. You're getting a bidet, I've already told you this. So I ain't touching nowhere near that other. It depends. Get it? Depends under garments. Yeah, depends on who's gonna come to your rescue. Hilarious. Wipe that shit out of your ass. Why am I so tired already? Because we're tired. It's only seven o'clock. I know, and I'm ready for bed. Okay, so. What are we doing? I hope it ain't long. Today, since we watched Odysseus, I figured we could talk about some of the Greek gods. Oh, okay. There's only one true god. Right, but this is Greek mythology. Born of the father for all ages. Amen. Okay. The first one is Zeus. Yeah. What is who is Zeus? Zeus is a fucking puss. No. Zeus is a Greek god, isn't he? Yeah. Zeus was the ruler of the skies and was known for his animalistic ways with goddesses and mortal women. He's fucking them up. Fuck it up. Fuck it up, fuck it up. Well, why does he think he was a god? He wasn't. Yeah. He had power over the weather, could throw lightning bolts that um were said to be able to shatter mountains. But nobody knows if it's real. Legend says he was able to seduce Leda, the Queen of Sparta, renowned Oh, I'm sorry. I skipped the line. Queen of Sparta, while disguised as a swan. He was renowned for determining the fate of humanity. However, his power was limited by the three fates, which were the three powerful sisters, like from Hercules, remember? Yeah. I love Hercules, it's one of my favorites. Um anyways, so they were the three powerful sister goddesses who personified destiny, controlling the threat of life for every mortal and god from birth to death. Remember? They were like the three older sisters, and they would have like the hair thing. Mm-hmm. It looked I always thought it was a strand of hair. And then Hercules is turned to gold or whatever. Yes. And that's how you became immortal. Hercules. Alright, the next one is Hera. She is Zeus's sister and wife. Ew. She was the goddess of women and marriage. She could control human bonds and relationships as well as fertility, birth, and reproduction. She could make others pregnant or get pregnant by herself. Yeah. She could also manipulate curses, transform humans into beasts, or make them go crazy. Cray Cray, if you will. Damn. She cursed Echo, which was an Ore Oreed or Oread, I'm not sure how you pronounce it, which basically is a mountain nymph. And they were believed to be beautiful, beautiful, long-lived spirits who lived in high rocky places. But anyway, she fell in love with the hunter and Harrow did not like that. So she cursed her and only she cursed her to only be able to repeat words. Like repeat words that someone else is saying to her. She can never um talk again normally. Damn. So yeah. So say something. Say something. Say something. Say something. Say something. Is that what I'm supposed to do? Is that what I'm supposed to do? See? See? Yeah, that would be like horrible. Okay. The next one is Poseidon. He was often called the Earthshaker and was God of the sea. He had the power of natural elements like storms and earthquakes. He could also manipulate the weather, waters, and oceans. And he was the master of using his trident. But I thought Trident oh no, that's King Trident, never mind. I thought that was from Lomar. Anyways, the next one is Ares. Greek god of war. Now, I remember also Hillms from Hercules. He was like that little tiny cupid-looking thing. Anyways, he was personified as the passion of destruction and bloodshed. He was considered to be one of the synagogues yet and I just stuck my foot on her face and she's letting me. She just let me know. She just cleaned her bathroom. So she got nasty fucking feet. I know. She just cleaned her nasty bathroom. It's rude. Because you're not paying attention. Oh, hurry up. Don't don't trip. Don't irritate me, bitch. I will literally kick it. Okay, go.

SPEAKER_00 29:01

I'm listening now.

SPEAKER_02 29:02

Okay, shut the fuck up. So he was considered to be one of the most bloodthirsty gods. All his powers mostly stop yawning. You did that today. You already know how it feels. Yeah, but I don't like you when you rush me. I'm not this conversation earlier today. I don't like it when you rush me. Don't rush me. Okay, listen. He was considered to be one of the most bloodthirsty gods. All his powers mostly related to warfare. Stop! I'm gonna kill you. Okay, related to warfare. God's combat skills were enhanced beyond mortal capabilities. Like Odysseus. What? What's his name? Odysseus? Odysseus. Shut the fuck up now. He was endowed with absolute speed and stamina as well as supernatural senses. So what is funny? That thing. He could easily manipulate whole armies and violence. Induced stop yawning. Induced bloody conflicts broke out at his will. You're annoying me. Should we not do this? No, I'm still barely. This is why you shouldn't have drank a whole fucking ball of hot.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

That was raring to go. You made me eat a whole fucking batch of fucking taco fucking salad.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

We shouldn't have taco salad, you idiot. Anyway, that's what I had. The next one. Shh. The next one is Aphrodite.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

She was known as the most beautiful of all Olympians and had jurisdiction over everything related to love, such as overseeing lovers and protecting women during childbirth. She could also take on different forms. How would she protect women over childbirth? I wonder. Make sure that they just have it nicely. Yeah. And make sure they didn't die. Bleed out. Oh goodness. Hermes. Hermes. It's Hermes. No, this is Hermes.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

Hermes? Hermes. That's that's the brand. I know, but isn't that what it is? It's Hermes Hermes. Hermes. I like to call it Hermes, if you will. There's no Z. Hermes. There's no Z in Hermes either. So that's like the brand? Yeah. It's named after the Greek god. Okay. I don't know. Can't afford it, so I couldn't tell you. He was basically the messenger of the Olympian gods, and he would also accompany the dead to the underworld. Ooh. He was a natural trickster and could manipulate travel, paths, and sports. He could also persuade anyone, god or mortal. Isn't that cool? Stop! Yes, it's cool. And don't yawn into the mic. Anything he fucking wanted. The next one is Athena. Athena. Who was Athena? Athena was the mother of Odyssey. No, I'm just kidding. Odyssey? Who was it? Who was Athena? God, right? Supposedly the god of something. Was a goddess of wisdom and strategic warfare. Which makes a lot of sense. Oh, now I get it. Yeah. That's why you had that pin.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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She was always armed with magical weapons. She had this shield which depicted the head of Medusa. Oh. Don't act like you know. No, it makes sense for the movie now. Right? Yeah. But that's the whole point of the fucking episode. Poseidon was in the fucking ocean. Yep, I know. Okay. They had that big swirly thing that he got them to go around it like he wanted. Anyway, she was a goddess who could manipulate civilizations, empowering women to stay chast. Is it chast? Chasty? Chasty? Well, how is it spelled? Chaste. Chast, I think. C-H-A-S-T-H-C. Which means closed up, if you will. Exactly. She could also turn humans into beasts.

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Ooh.

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Artemis. Ooh, who's that? Goddess of the hunt. To girl, I didn't know that. I thought it was I always thought it was guy. Artemis could control whether mortals lived or control whether or I was thinking whether I like the weather outside. But she can control whether mortals lived or died with her arrows. She would always show mercy to animals and strengthen women who chose to stay chaste like herself. Interesting. The next one is Apollo. The god of archery. That's my shit. Archery music, prophecy, and healing. He had the power to bring sunlight and well-being to humans. His sister was Artemis, and therefore was also excellent in using a bow and arrow. He was also good looking and had the ability to see the future. He could also make people feel blessed and peaceful. That's lovely. Yes, I love Artemis. No, that was Apollo. Oh, Apollo. Excuse me. Then last one for today. I like Apollo. I love peace. Blessed. Yeah. The last one for today is Dionysus. Dionysus? Dionysus. Yeah. He was a Dionysus. He was very important as he offered wine and theater. That would have been a friend. I would love a little wine and theater. He represented power, rage, lust, and passion. Oh shit. He also could see into the future and he could shape shift and I think his theater was wine and porn. Theater. It was probably wine and porn back then. Because if he everything he just said. Oh God. I wonder if they just didn't realize it wasn't a good thing to do. I don't know. Because back then they're not going to be able to do that. Well, they probably their kids probably started coming out weird. That's why they're all psycho and fucking weird. Fucking malicious murderers. Right. Chop your head off balls, make you sit on fucking spikes and shit. Exactly. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. That's disgusting. People are fucking lunatics. See, I could never live in those days. But you did. No. You did. I didn't. I didn't probably hated that. I died at birth, probably. No, you probably hated your life. No, I think I died at birth. You were probably a peasant. I probably died once by a bee sting, because I'm deathly afraid of bees. No. It's in the Bible. It's not. It is. Well, I read it. Well, that's not up to you. Yes, it is. I make a contract, and how am I doing it? It's not up to you. This is the last time. This is the last mimsy. So, anyways, thanks for listening. If you guys listen, stay tuned for our vlog videos. When it's out, I will put make sure everybody knows on our Instagram. So follow us there. Make sure to like, rate, and subscribe. Share us with your friends and fam. And I have a curious question. I just thought about it. I would like to know. Please let me know what your thoughts would you do. Okay. So you either do a GLP one and lose your hair. Or don't do it. Try to work out and eat right and keep your hair. What would you do? She's trying to decide if she wants to go on GLP one or not. I know because I don't want to lose my fucking hair. Okay. So do I rather be bald and fat or skinny with hair? No, or skinny and you're going to be skinny and bald and f or fat with hair. Because I don't want to wear a wig. Well, you could. They make pretty nice looking ones now. It's too hot. So that was my thing. So, anyways, thanks for listening. We'll talk to you guys next week. Ciao. Ciao. Cute glassy, sassy, and smartassy baby. What was the one you said last week? It was good. Oh, did I say one? I don't know. Alright, well. Chow.