Unapologetic Swingers

Unapologetic Swingers: Episode 2 - Jumping the shark

• Unapologetic Swingers • Season 1 • Episode 2

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Another trip to Desire Riviera Maya and another first for Lady and the Tramp. In this episode we make the jump from dirty vanillas into the shallow end of the swinger pool. Fantasies become reality in the most unexpected way with the help of a very sexy Brazilian couple. Are we ready to enter into the lifestyle?   

Lady:

Welcome Back to Unapologetic Swingers. I'm Lady. And

Tramp:

I'm the Tramp. Today is episode number two, Jumping the Shark. What does that mean? Jumping the shark is, when you make an unexpected jump, I guess, to the other side, you could say. To the deep side. I guess you could call it to the deep side, to the other side. But first I, have to give the, people who've given us a listen, just absolute, a huge thank you. I did check just before we started recording here and we are up to 99 listens.

Lady:

Oh, wow. Who's going to be the hundredth? I don't know. Let's

Tramp:

go. And, I can honestly say we gave the link to probably five people. So hopefully that means that people are finding us organically and

Lady:

We do know more than

Tramp:

five people. We do, but we didn't necessarily give them the link. No, we didn't. But anyway, a very huge thank you. As you can probably tell, we've, been enjoying a couple of cocktails and very well earned.

Lady:

Yes. Very well earned. After the last five months of being in prep and going on stage last night for a bikini competition, I am enjoying some wine today. So definitely.

Tramp:

And you rocked it and I'm so proud of you. Thank you. But now we can buckle down for some fun

Lady:

for today.

Tramp:

Yes,

Lady:

we have another competition or I have another competition in three weeks, so tomorrow is back to the grind

Tramp:

and then we'll be able to cut loose. Yes. In fact, we have a trip back to desire. Immediately after. So what about three and a half weeks from

Lady:

now? Yes. So excited. We're going with a, a great group of friends who we absolutely adore and we've been to Mexico with them once, not to desire, but to another takeover event. Mm-hmm. and this time we'll be back to desire with them and I'm so excited. It's gonna be

Tramp:

so much fun. Me too. Yeah. As we described the title of this episode, Jumping the Shark, it, takes place just like before at another trip to desire. What about two years ago, give or take? I would say two years ago. And this, takes place about six months after I had told Lady my, fantasies about seeing her sexually interact with another person, whether it be male or female, it really didn't matter. And this is that story. It's a great story. So when, you're at Desire, you meet So we met a whole myriad of people from all different walks of life. And in this one visit, we met a Brazilian couple. He was, a businessman. Yeah. He spent a lot of time, I believe in Florida. Yes. And so his, English was, there was still a very distinct. I think some would venture to say sexy accent. But, you could very easily understand it and he could talk at a high business level. She, on the other hand, did not for lack of better terms.

Lady:

Right. She had a couple words that she knew and that was about it.

Tramp:

Absolutely. We had over the course of the day, fell into a social group with this couple and we had talked mostly with him and getting a good sense of what, he was about, what they were about. And just as a typical afternoon goes, the drinks are flowing and everyone's having a good time. And at one point you had jumped up on a floatie in the pool.

Lady:

Yes, but before you start that, I think you have to give the listeners just some context as to what they look like, because, you know, it's like that it reminds you of fast times, the movie where she comes out of the, the pool and she's lifting herself out of the pool. And it's like, Oh wow, you're so beautiful. It's like that, right? Like they get out of the pool and you're like, Oh my God, you're just. cut and you look amazing and you know, they eat well and go to the gym, but you can see their abs.

Tramp:

So you can tell lady has a thing for, abs, I guess you could say, but no, they, were a very attractive couple. He was, very, handsome. They both, had, that immaculate. Latin tan. Yeah, definitely. And, she was just as equally sexy.

Lady:

Yes. Yeah. They were just gorgeous beyond belief. But yeah, I did get up on that

Tramp:

floaty. We were socializing with, a small group that we had fallen into. And I noticed at one point, she started to kind of put her hands on you, kind of started like up at your shoulders and you were lying on your stomach. While I was on a floatie. Yes. Yeah. And keep in mind that you were wearing nothing. Yeah. So, with, the pool being, about waist level, your, everything was, right there. And she slowly, I noticed it and even, though I was heavily buzzed at the time she just started to caress you and I was really watching you and, trying to see what you were thinking, whether you shot me a look or did not what my reaction was, what your reaction was, and, you just kept talking like nothing was happening, like it was completely normal. I'm, I'm

Lady:

sure I had a lot to drink too.

Tramp:

You know, it, happens. Alcohol is, what they call a great social lubricant. Oh yeah,

Lady:

definitely. It really is. Especially for me.

Tramp:

I noticed that, that she is very slowly working and continuing to touch you. And she's working her way around kind of behind you. So kind of, playing, with your butt a little bit and your, upper thighs until she's, behind you and you're just still talking and joking and conversating and having a good time. And then there's that one moment where I, I swear time just froze. Because I was standing opposite. I was pretty much dead on in front of you. Now, keep in mind, this is, frowned upon taking liberties without asking, Hey, is this okay? What? Not giving you a little bit of a precursor here, but she just gave your pussy a lick from behind.

Lady:

She did. Yeah.

Tramp:

And I remember the look of shock on your face.

Lady:

Was it like a good shock

Tramp:

or? I think it was a little bit of, you're talking about good or, or bad. Yeah. I think it was a little bit of both. Right. And in my mind, even though I was having flashbacks to our conversation six months prior about my fantasies. I still didn't know because you were not the instigator. I did not know how it would go in my mind. It would go one of two ways. It would either be very good or horribly bad because it's not

Lady:

like this is something I said was a fantasy of mine.

Tramp:

Absolutely. Yes. Yeah. Agreed. Right. Agreed. So what was your train of thought? Just. in that moment.

Lady:

I think I just, it was a good shock because I don't know if I ever thought about it before. But when she did that, I was just like, Oh, like, that kind of felt good. Maybe I like this. And so I don't know, I just kind of looked and I was like, Oh, okay. And I don't know if I wanted it to end. But it did at that moment. It was pretty quick.

Tramp:

It was, quick and I swear like everyone in the group. That we were talking with them. There were probably two or three other couples, give or take. Everybody kind of got quiet for a minute. But this was in the pool. This was in the

Lady:

pool. And it was earlier in the day. It was probably around like 2

Tramp:

o'clock. 2, 3 o'clock. But everyone quieted down and I, was looking at you. You looked at me kind of in shock. I was probably looking at you in shock. Not knowing which way this would go, but yeah, you just kind of smiled and, kind of, wiggled your hips and your pussy a little bit And, and I do believe that that prompted her. She licked again, Uhhuh but this time a lot slower. Right. And I enjoyed it. And you enjoyed it, Yeah. So, that was kind of the, first barrage

Lady:

that was, I never had any interaction before that. Very true. Yeah. Cause we were very on the dirty vanilla side until then.

Tramp:

And... I know we had talked about some things, but we hadn't said anything in motion or anything in stone. Right.

Lady:

We were still kind of just going with the flow. I don't even know if we talked about really boundaries.

Tramp:

Oh no, we weren't even to that point yet.

Lady:

No. So it was just kind of, we kind of dipped our toes in water at that point or I did. Let's get that straight. I think I did. Yeah.

Tramp:

Very, very true. So the, afternoon continues and, there was a couple from New Mexico there, and I'm drawing a blank as to their names right now, but we'll just call them Mr. New Mexico and, and his wife. And he was very much more of a, almost like a guide. Like they, were very experienced. They had been in the lifestyle for Many, many years.

Lady:

And they probably had been married for 25 plus years. Yes. And when you watch them, they would go off in different directions throughout the day and I would watch them and you know, they would just have so much fun with other people, but then you would see them just gravitate, gravitate towards back each other and they would just be so loving. And smile and laugh and just have so much fun. And I think I was so drawn to that I was, I was just so intrigued, like, how do you do that? Right.

Tramp:

How, how do you mentally navigate that and emotionally?

Lady:

Right. Cause we didn't know anything

Tramp:

about this. No, all, of our experience thus far had been limited at times in this exact environment. Yeah. And just watching, not, not participating. Right.

Lady:

But it was married. Couples like that, that I think intrigued us. Mm-hmm. even more because they were just so in love and they were able to just have the time of their life, even if it was separately in their own different boundaries. But they were. able to come back together and just have so much fun with each other. Absolutely. And I loved that. I was just, I was so in awe of that and just wanted to know more and he was great. He was just, they were both great, but he definitely took us under his wing.

Tramp:

Absolutely. Yes. And I realized I say absolutely a lot as, as I found in not to sidetrack too much, but as I found in editing. Absolutely.

Lady:

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Tramp:

Absolutely. Yes. So you guys don't hear it as much. You

Lady:

get an absolutely. You get an absolutely.

Tramp:

To continue, the conversation continued and no more advances were made at that time. Mr. Brazilian did say, I'm sorry for my wife's forward advances. Yeah. Okay. You know, he, he had, I, I, you may not have heard it, but I did where, where he was like I'm, sorry he was trying to gauge our reaction at the time whether we took offense. And I

Lady:

enjoyed talking to him because they were very fit and we enjoyed going to the gym. That was kind of the, beginning of my journey. So he was on this journey of being a businessman in Florida and that was his niche and yeah,

Tramp:

he was somewhere in the health and fitness. Yeah.

Lady:

So I just, I had great conversations with him about everything you can think of regarding fitness.

Tramp:

Yeah. Sorry I side tracked

Lady:

you. I know. It's okay. That's what I

Tramp:

do. The, afternoon continued and as, what happens at Desire in cooler months is around four, four 30 ish. Everyone migrates upwards to the hot tub and it is a big hot tub. Yeah. I, it would not surprise me if you could fit. 50 plus people. And that thing, you know, imagine it just, full bar and all kinds of seating overlooking the ocean. I'm really looking forward to that in a couple of weeks. There'll be so much

Lady:

fun. I, we have some great stories up there.

Tramp:

Yes. And, those, those will come out and forthcoming episodes. So we get up there and, and Mr. New Mexico, since we had talked with him and he knew of our situation at that time, we considered ourselves non lifestyle dirty vanillas. He was just checking in as like, are you guys okay? Is, everything okay? Because he and his wife were in that social circle talking with everyone. Yeah. And he's just like, okay, cool. You guys know what you're doing. You're, you're in a good place. Yeah. You be you go ahead. It wasn't permission as much as just him making sure we were on the same page. I think, which I am very appreciative of. Yeah,

Lady:

of course. I mean, your wife just.

Tramp:

And so we settle into the hot tub and I think after that conversation with him, we refilled our drinks. What else are you going to do up there? Right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. And I believe that if memory serves, you were the one who made the next move. Oh, where I went up

Lady:

to her and I kissed her? Yes. Yeah, I did. I think I had just enough to drink. And, you know, the guards are down and you're just like, okay, I'm just gonna go for it.

Tramp:

I think we've, all been to that, perfect spot where we've had just enough to drink to release our inhibitions, but that can very easily carry over to the other side where you're like, I don't feel so good. Oh yeah. So there, there's that optimal point. And you were at that optimal point. I

Lady:

definitely was. Yeah. Cause I think I try and. Not get too crazy during the day there because it's, it's. All day, all night events, so

Tramp:

it's a marathon. That's not a cent.

Lady:

So you gotta go all day and be ready for, you know, food at three in the morning.

Tramp:

True. Yes. Yeah.

Lady:

I don't know what it was that maybe it was the way she just looked at me and I was like, Oh, okay. I gotta, I gotta go in. I just have to.

Tramp:

And, and I applaud you for it. Yeah. You know, I, I love it when, when you go on the offensive almost, and that's not your natural state. So maybe at that point, that really surprised me. I

Lady:

think it's. It's, it's my natural state if I'm in my space, if I'm not in my space, then yeah, it's probably not.

Tramp:

Got it. Well, maybe we need to explore what it takes to get you to that space. I wouldn't mind seeing that more often, I'm sure, but we digress. You, approached her and just straight up kissed her and started making out with her. Yeah.

Lady:

That was the first time I've ever done that. You

Tramp:

had never kissed a girl before? No. All kinds of firsts on that day. Yeah.

Lady:

There's a lot of firsts on that day and it continues.

Tramp:

News at 11 folks.

Lady:

Stay tuned. What else do you

Tramp:

remember? So, what I remember is after you guys made out. It's, funny when you're in the moment that even though there could be dozens of people around you in this space, they could fade into the background. Oh,

Lady:

yeah. Of course. I don't know if I could have done everything that came after that if I'm just paying attention to all the people watching me. Because there was quite a bit of people watching. There was. But I had no clue. Like that just all went

Tramp:

away. It was, basically you and her. Yeah. And then me and Mr. Bazillion. Right. And that was it within this, this little circle. Right. But I do recall that after you guys made out, there's overlooking on the ocean side, if you've ever been there, and there's this little almost water level shelf, a ledge, a ledge where, where you can just additional seating that where you're not sitting down in the water, right? Just above it. Yeah. Your butt would be at just at water level. So your legs would be in, but she kind of turned you toward that and perched you up on that.

Lady:

She did. She really took control. She knew what she was doing.

Tramp:

So it wasn't her first rodeo? I don't

Lady:

know. No. Which I'm okay with because it was mine.

Tramp:

And she was still kissing you. And then she kissed her way down your neck. Yeah. And then, onto, your breasts and really paid a lot of attention to your nipples. Yes, and at this point my brain is starting to shut down. Like I, I am truly just trying to comprehend what's happening. Not three feet from me. It felt

Lady:

like it happened so fast, but when I look back, it's like a movie reel where it's just so slow. Mm-hmm. But, yeah, I mean, she perched me up and started just making her way down and then just, yeah. That was amazing. I don't know. You had a great point of view. I

Tramp:

did. I had a front row seat. Yeah.

Lady:

I mean, because you were like right in front of us.

Tramp:

Yes. Yeah. Well, slightly to the side.

Lady:

In the water. In the water. Okay. What happened next?

Tramp:

They want to know. So she was, kissing your breasts and, working her way down across your flat stomach. And then I think Mr. Brazilian was right beside you on the ledge. Yeah. And then he started to kiss you as well. He did. She continued to, to work her way down, right to your pussy and again, you, maybe you can tell me if it was her first rodeo or not. I tend to think not know.

Lady:

She knew what she was doing. I mean, she had all the right spots, just timing and the tongue and yeah, yeah. I didn't want it to end.

Tramp:

No. It was my fantasy almost to a T where I told lady that I just want to see her sexually interact with, it didn't matter if it was a man or woman. And this was both. Yeah. So in, that moment, my, brain was, melting. I think I was just standing there almost slack jawed. Like I was just trying to take it all in and process it. And in the moment it was almost impossible. I

Lady:

remember, and I know I was enjoying that moment. And, you know, the head goes back and you're just like, Oh my God, this is, this is amazing. The

Tramp:

tropical air, the, the palm trees, the slight ocean breeze, just everything comes together.

Lady:

Yeah. Like, when does that even happen? But then I come back to reality for just a second cause I'm like my husband and I look at you and your jaw is just. And you're holding your drink and you're sitting in the hot tub and you're just like, Oh my God. And I look at you like, are you okay? Like I just give you this look like, are you okay? And you're just like, huh. Yeah. And your mouth wide open. I'm like, I think he just lost all connectivity, but he's still here with me and he's smiling. So we're good to go.

Tramp:

I have explained it to to others that have heard this story as my brain had literally crashed at that point. I was frozen. I was still taking in all of everything that was happening, but from the outside world, it looked like probably I was just like so dumbfounded that I, was just trying to comprehend what the sexiness that was happening right in front of me. That was pretty hot. Oh, it was very hot. Yeah. So at this point in our relationship, I had realized that you enjoyed some gentle choking. Yes. So I was cognizant enough to, motion to Mr. Brazilian, I, made the sign of, a hand around the throat. So I know while, he was kissing you, he very slowly reached up and you reacted. Very positively.

Lady:

Yeah, I do like that.

Tramp:

And, as Mrs was still working down below he did that and it just sent you right over the top. Oh yeah, it did. I don't know if I've ever, well no I have since, but before that point, I don't think I'd ever seen you come that hard. Really? Mm hmm. Hmm. Yeah. So you're just writhing and making sounds that I'd never heard you make before. And I love that. I've since come to embrace that. Yeah. And then I see your body just relax and you're like, holy shit, that was amazing. But then you had this, burning desire to return the favor.

Lady:

Well, yeah, I guess. I guess maybe in my mind it's like, oh, I'm here. There's... hot girl right in front of me. Can't get any hotter than this. This is like the movie. So yeah, I got a percher up up there on the, on the ledge and try it out. See how, how this works.

Tramp:

Right. But in, your case, I think it was more. There wasn't any teasing there wasn't any foreplay like you weren't kissing your way down her body. You just went right for her pussy. Yeah, I did. And how, was that?

Lady:

The million dollar question. Yes.

Tramp:

Well, you weren't, you weren't prompted. You weren't pushed. This is something that you wanted to do. When it comes to interactions with whether it doesn't matter whom, enthusiasm is incredible. Enthusiasm and confidence. Yea. And if you go about something enthusiastically, particularly in the bedroom, it takes it to a whole another level.

Lady:

I think, at that moment, it was... It was, it felt like it was just us in a hot tub. And it just felt so amazing that I was like, okay, let's try this. And I think it was just so hot and I was so turned on that I just didn't want to stop. So. Yeah, it was, it was fun. It was unlike anything I've ever done before. But it was I don't even know how to explain it. Like, it was like ecstasy.

Tramp:

I absolutely love to eat pussy. It's one of my favorite things. And I think it's a combination of three things, it's the softness, of the lips and just everything down there, the taste, and then the sounds. So when When I devour you, the sounds you make, that is fuel to whether I'm trying the usual technique or something new that, lets me know whether it's working or not so much working. If it's not, I, switch it up, but those three things are what I absolutely love about it.

Lady:

Yeah, that makes total sense. I mean that, could attribute to some of the more pleasurable parts of it. But I think I was just lost in the moment. And to me it was, it felt so quick because there was just so much going on. But yeah, I, I totally enjoyed it.

Tramp:

Me too. From, from the observer's perspective,

Lady:

I thought at that moment, I'll do that. I'll definitely do this again.

Tramp:

Well, I do recall, she was clearly enjoying it. Yeah. And at one point. I remember you looking up at her. And again, I'm all of two, three feet away. Just again, in awe, in awe. But you said, I want to make you squirt.

Lady:

I did. I don't know what got into me. I was just like, I want to make her feel so good. Like that. You never forget me,

Tramp:

I, I get it. I want to be remembered. And, and with that you took two fingers mm-hmm. and slid'em up into her pussy and just hooked your fingertips. Right on her g spot. Yep. I think you may have gotten that from me.'cause that's what I do to you. I

Lady:

think the great thing about making sure you're pleasuring yourself is you know what you like, and maybe that's like, oh, maybe they like that too.

Tramp:

Pleasuring yourself, so I may have to ask for a demonstration there. That's

Lady:

next time. That's on the next episode.

Tramp:

So we...

Lady:

I'm catching you off guard. You are, you are. He's turning red. Okay, let's go.

Tramp:

But I'm, pretty sure as you go to work, and she was clearly enjoying it. Yeah. Like beyond enjoying it. And getting very close, and Mr. Brazilian is... He is whispering to her in Portuguese, and I'm pretty sure he was whispering just dirty, filthy, just dirty talk. Oh,

Lady:

I know where you're going with this. Yeah.

Tramp:

And just egging her on while you're just devouring her pussy and working her G spot, and she came hard as well. Yeah. It was amazing to watch. Yeah. No, it was, it was, and throughout this whole thing, I was just trying to, again, comprehend what was happening. Yes. I, feel like I was a dummy just standing there and watching.

Lady:

Okay, but what was he whispering to her?

Tramp:

You know, I do not know.

Lady:

But he said something at the end.

Tramp:

Well, I had asked him. So, Lady also has a little bit of a praise kink. Where, sometimes when we're really passionate and she's getting close to coming, I will tell her immediately before or after she comes, are you a good girl or who's the good girl, or you are such a good girl. And I had asked after all was said and done there, Mr. Brazilian, you know, what, what is the Portuguese equivalent to naughty girl or being bad? And he said, Oh in Portuguese, that word is safada. Yeah. Which, we will tell you about in, in the next episode. Yeah. That whole experience. That was kind of the end of it. It was a great

Lady:

experience. It was I have to say probably the best first experience you could have into this whole lifestyle. For me, it was. I think you enjoyed the view.

Tramp:

When I told you of my fantasies, did I include me at all? You didn't. No. So, I agree with you. I could not have asked for a better first step. Yeah. So at that point, we're going to cut off the story time. And, we did get a, ask me anything, and this is from the lovely miss a love you, miss a, you're just amazing. So her question is referencing our first episode when you received the multi handed massage and then kind of broke that barrier with you. But I continued to massage you and get it hotter and hotter, I guess you could say. Yes. We continued on. We continued on. And the bed we were on was in full view of the entire hot tub. It was almost like a stage. But her question is. That time at the Jacuzzi when Lady got massaged and then you guys put on a show for us spectators. How did each of you feel when you looked up and saw people watching you fucking? You know,

Lady:

the parts that I remember is, there were people just smiling. She may have been clapping. I'm pretty sure she, was clapping I think I remember her clapping, but I remember people smiling and I was like, oh, I think they enjoyed that. And it just, it made me feel good because they were just creating a space for you to be comfortable in. Mm-hmm. And there was nobody there judging you. There was nobody there saying, Oh, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? It was just a space of do you, be you. And again, I think people were just smiling and clapping and just having a great time. And I was like, yeah, that was fun. I loved

Tramp:

it. So for me, it was a little different. I was so focused on you and all of the pleasure and just being so intent on you. I did look up at one moment and saw all these eyes. And for a moment, I got a little bit of stage fright. And I felt my mind starting to spin a little bit. And then I pulled it together and really focused back on you and, the feeling my dick just sliding in you. It was, it was hot. It was amazing. Yeah. But I, just like in the hot tub with the Brazilians, I almost think I prefer being so, on the situation at hand that everyone else kind of fades away. I mean, it was hot.

Lady:

But how did you feel after?

Tramp:

Oh, I felt awesome. Yeah. I'm, pretty sure multiple people when, we were done, did clap. Right. So that felt incredible, right?

Lady:

It was just

Tramp:

during, I think it was the moment when you realize, Holy shit, I have a couple dozen eyes on me and you don't, when, when you start and you're turned on and you don't realize, but then that moment that you do realize all of a sudden you get a little shy. See, at that

Lady:

moment that I realize I'm okay with that. Huh. I kind of like it. I do. It just turns me on a little bit more. I'm just like, Oh, okay. Yeah, I like it.

Tramp:

All right, folks, we realize that this episode ran a little long. So

Lady:

sorry. So

Tramp:

despite the 99 listens we have yet to receive a single email. So we're going to implore you, please drop us a line, whether it's just to say hi or, to submit an ask me anything question and we will do our absolute best to answer it on the fly. And again, it is unapologetic swingers at gmail. com. So please email us. I want to see a full email box. Yes,

Lady:

please. All right. Until next time, I'm Lady. And I'm the Tramp. Be sexy. Be confident. Be unapologetic.