Unapologetic Swingers

Unapologetic Swingers: Bonus Episode 2 - Brazilians 2.0

Unapologetic Swingers Season 2 Episode 2

Minutes after the hot tub shenanigans we found ourselves in another sexy situation that we never saw coming. It went from zero to 100 in seconds. Things like this can only happen at Desire! 
As we mentioned in the first bonus episode, we're going to temporarily pause our evolution into the lifestyle with some juicy sexiness that you won't want to miss. 

Lady:

Welcome back to Unapologetic Swingers. I'm Lady and I'm the Tramp. And this is a bonus episode, part two of Desire 2023. What are we calling this? We're calling this

Tramp:

Brazilians 2.

Lady:

0. We like the Brazilians.

Tramp:

Well, maybe it's fate. Who knows? Maybe we need to plan a trip down there. They

Lady:

said not to go to Brazil. Oh. Actually, when I talked to them. Oh. I think we continue to meet up with different Brazilians, in Mexico.

Tramp:

Okay. I can deal with that. This is probably out of the three bonuses. This is the one I am most excited to unpack. And I guess debrief with Lady. Because these events happen immediately after, the play session with champagne and blowjobs and squirting and A massive cock.

Lady:

Yeah. All the fun stuff. Who wouldn't want an afternoon of those things?

Tramp:

So as that scene, I guess, for lack of better terms, session, maybe that's a better way to put it, kind of wrapped up, I noticed this really sexy couple just off to the right. And I think it was their first day. They had just

Lady:

arrived. They did. They had just arrived. and we just kind of started talking to them.

Tramp:

And I think I was probably heavily buzzed. Yeah. And when I get to that point, I can talk to almost anyone. So part of me also believes that they had witnessed what had happened and they're like, Oh, maybe if we park ourselves just adjacent, something fun

Lady:

can happen. Yeah, I have no clue when. Or at what point they stepped into the hot tub when everything was happening and that was a lot happening in just a short amount of time. But you know, all of a sudden everybody else was like, all right, we need to, go back. We need to get. You know some downtime and get ready for dinner We're all gonna meet up at like 6 30 and it's like 5 o'clock. I don't know It was just all that happened. I would say in a span of an hour or less So everybody pretty much left and

Tramp:

Yeah, Carlos and Susie left and our friends, I do believe, yeah, they all the rest of the troublemakers. And it was just kind of

Lady:

us, us. Well, because the couple that wasn't at the hot tub with us, part of the troublemakers came to the hot tub and you know, she's like, where is everybody? And I look up at her and I'm like, everybody left. I said, where were you guys? We had like the best time. And I'm like, I didn't go into detail, but I said something along the lines of you missed cocks and champagne and like all this stuff. And she just like. Turns to Mr. X, we're going to call him, and says, Oh my gosh, we missed it all. And she was so upset. And I'm like, Oh no. You know, they had decided to take a nap that day. Yeah, take a little power nap. And, um, yeah, so I remember they came by and I was like, Oh no. But you know, it was fine. It wasn't like they were upset or anything. She's just like, darn it. I missed it.

Tramp:

I think that's what keeps me going so hard. There is a little bit of

Lady:

FOMO, right? There's like so much that could happen.

Tramp:

Uh, sometimes it's so unexpected. Yeah. And if you're sleeping in your room. You're going to miss out.

Lady:

Yes. Yes, you will miss out.

Tramp:

Which is also why I liberally take advantage of espresso martinis as we work into the evening because it gives me that boost to go until 2, 3 o'clock in the morning.

Lady:

Yeah. Very true. But sometimes it's exhausting to continue to be up from, eight, nine, 10 in the morning till four in the morning. It's like, Oh my gosh, here we go again, but let's do it. Don't want to

Tramp:

miss out. And that's probably part of the reason why we come back from these trips. So exhausted.

Lady:

So exhausted. I

Tramp:

agree. I think every single time I just, we get on the plane out of Cancun and just, I pass

Lady:

out. Yeah, agree. But yeah, they they came by and then they left and I was like, you know, everyone's getting ready. We're about to To leave out of the hot tub and we're gonna go get ready, too

Tramp:

And I think I don't even recall them being there Part of that could have been the alcohol But I think part of it was I was talking to this Brazilian couple to this very sexy. Yeah Brazilian couple. He was what? Probably about six foot tall. Yeah. You know, light, light, muscular, almost a more than a runner's build, like a CrossFit build. I would say so.

Lady:

Yeah. She was

Tramp:

gorgeous. Yeah. I mean, she was

Lady:

just like that Brazilian body were big boobs, big

Tramp:

butt. Yeah. Her waist,

Lady:

but was like perfect. And it's like everyone's dream, but you're like, can I touch that? And I want that too. But yeah, they were very nice and, it was just kind of winding down. I think the hot tub was a little bit more quiet, of course, probably because like our crew left, but a little too, too, too, too. Um, But yeah, they were really nice and we were talking to them and, kind of gave me that flashback moment of the first time I ever, it's funny when I say this, cause I want to sing Katy Perry, but like when I kissed a girl, it was the Brazilian girl. And, she couldn't speak much English and this girl could not speak much English. So

Tramp:

it was, it was kind of the same. He was relatively fluent there. Yeah,

Lady:

he was, he was okay. And she, yeah, like with his, yeah, he was a little bit more fluent, not as fluent as the last guy, but he understood, a lot more and we were able to have conversation, but for her, it was like, you would just. Kind of like piecemeal things together.

Tramp:

Yeah, fumble. I guess you'd call it fumbling along a little bit. Yeah,

Lady:

right. It's almost like charades. I feel like, but yeah, super hot. And I was like, Oh, I was like, okay,

Tramp:

I think that you were probably still turned on. Like you were amped up from everything that had just happened, not 15 minutes prior. I

Lady:

was having so much fun. You were having fun. Oh, I was having a blast. It was just like everything clicked and it was just a blast. And I know. So you, I know you don't remember a lot, like you said, it was kind of a blur for you, but I was still okay. Like I had a really nice buzz, but I wasn't drunk or anything. So I was able to remember everything and really just enjoy it. But you know, we were talking to them and I was sitting next to him talking and you're, by her just talking to her, trying to have a conversation. And he said something about, they didn't have their room yet and they were just waiting for their room. And I said, Oh, I was like, are you going to invite us over? And all of a sudden he just looked at me and he was like, uh huh. And like, I don't know what it was, but I was like, Oh, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna

Tramp:

Yeah, I, I remember talking with her and then I look over and you're sitting in his lap or maybe the better way to put it is straddling him.

Lady:

I was cause like, I was like, are you gonna invite us? And he's like, yeah. And then it was just like, okay, I'm just going to get on you and start kissing and writing you. And you look over and you're like, Oh my gosh, we're way behind. We need to catch up. Like what's going on?

Tramp:

Even though it's kind of a social faux pas, um, in, in the hot tub. Yeah. But keep in mind folks that when you're in the moment and things are just really hot, that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No. And you guys are obscured by the water level, but I distinctly look over and you're just up and down, right? I'm like, Oh shit. You

Lady:

know, I didn't. And the, and I just kind of look back because we always say we're going to, you know, communicate and say, babe, is this okay? And I know I didn't at that moment, like I just went for it, but I guess in my mind and I don't know, this might be wrong because it's, part of our boundaries right now is I thought, you know, they're both really hot. And he's not going to have any objection, he's going to be like, Oh, okay, let's go.

Tramp:

I appreciate that, you know, me so well, um, because let's, let's face it. I'm easy,

Lady:

right. And I'm not, and you're not. So, for me, when I'm like, okay, this, this works, I know you're not going to be like, no, that doesn't work for me.

Tramp:

I think, I don't want to derail the flow too much, but I think it's about tolerances. If you're having a good time, 99. 9 percent of the time I'm on board. Right. I will grab those coattails and I will go for the ride of my life. But, in the instances where it's reversed, yeah, I mean it's about your tolerances and again, what you're comfortable with.

Lady:

I think just to, and I know we don't want to get too deep in the weeds on this, but just to dive in just a little bit, one of the things that we talk about a lot between us and with our friends is, you know, a lot of the women are so sexy and they take care of themselves and they look great and you look over at their husbands and it's like they just So it's harder as a woman to be like, yeah, you're going to be attracted to a lot of women. And I'm not so much going to be attracted to the guy because the way you look and what I want in a man. Um, for that moment is it's a high standard, and, and that's okay for me and for others. It may not be that way, but I know when I go for it, I'm not going to set you up to take one for the team.

Tramp:

I appreciate that, but just know that, yeah. I'm pretty damn easy.

Lady:

You heard that here first. He's easy.

Tramp:

But yeah, his cock is just already buried. So here's what I want to know. You I know you just got down and straddled him. I mean, was there any conversation or did you just like. God, you know, grab him and guide him on

Lady:

in. There was no conversation besides, Oh, so you can invite me to your room. And he just looks at me like, Oh yeah. and so I just like put my leg over and just put them in me and I'm like, okay, we're doing this. here we go. Well, you were firmly in the driver's seat though. I was, and I was like, I'm going, Oh my God, I'm so turned on. Um, yeah, no conversation about like, yeah. Do you want to do this? No, it was just, or is this okay or no, none of that. I mean, we just went for it and you're standing right next to me talking to his wife and you're like, oh, all right, let's go.

Tramp:

And I think very quickly we moved up to the beds that are, if you're familiar with the hot tub area, it's the ones basically on the far end. There are two of them and it was free and we climbed right up. So. It's really almost more of a stage. That's where I gave you the massage in an earlier episode. So all eyes are

Lady:

on you are on you. Yeah, but it was a little slower at that time. I felt like it was like getting dark already. It could have been. But yeah, we moved up to the beds and, just played and we

Tramp:

didn't discuss much. No, no, not till actually we didn't even, Discuss much until after this is really our debrief, our unpacking right here and now live,

Lady:

right? Yeah, we haven't done this.

Tramp:

I do recall that I had to excuse myself briefly and you guys were carrying on and I got back and you know, the Mrs. Brazilian was. Gone. And then you guys actually, well, you stopped fucking. Yeah.

Lady:

Cause we were like, where'd she go? I was so nervous. I was like, Oh my gosh, where is she? And you're like, babe, just, just relax. It's fine. And I'm like, but what if she just left and she's not okay. And she was at the bar getting a drink. She's like, all right, are we going or what are we doing?

Tramp:

Yes. And I do recall I had her set down the drink and I threw her on the bed and just, started to eat her pussy and she, yeah, it was very nice. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. Maybe somebody can fill us in, but. Brazilian 1. 0. She had a very prominent clit and so did this gal. Yeah. And it's not a turnoff. I just, for as far as I'm concerned, it's more to play with. Well,

Lady:

they were both physically fit too. Yes. nOt saying that I'm sure they take supplements, but they really take care of themselves. And that's what I noticed. Both of them.

Tramp:

I'm just enjoying that moment and I make her come. Nice.

Lady:

But he did before you did that, he said, do not like we can't come in. That was like, his only stipulation was we don't come in each other, like no coming. Yes. I do recall that. Yeah. And I said, that's fine. And I looked over at you and I said, don't come in her. Um, and I think that's one of the first times where we didn't know, you know, the other people were, we didn't use condoms, which we'll talk about a little bit more later.

Tramp:

It's amazing when things happen so quickly, but yeah, she, she sat up and then, basically like your turn and she went down on me and so much fun. And then you guys are right beside us. And I don't know, just like with the last episode that that connection during, I think you were just so engrossed. Even though I was reaching out and touching you because we were right next to each other inches away. I don't think you even recognize that I did. You were just like in the moment and just having so much

Lady:

fun. Yeah, I think so. I was having a great time.

Tramp:

But I recall that she Yeah, she went down on me and I was enjoying it and just like you, she, climbed up on the bed and rubbed me up against her pussy and just sunk right down on me. So I'm watching you just getting pounded and having this and it was, it was fucking

Lady:

awesome. Yeah, that was a high five moment. Yeah. So,

Tramp:

but what details do you remember that stand out to you? Because I mean, we're just going and going and going.

Lady:

Yeah. It did seem like we were going for a while. I didn't hear any complaints. No, I enjoyed, I enjoyed it. But yeah, I think he like turned me over and, kind of more doggy style.

Tramp:

I do remember that. And that's something that Lady really enjoys.

Lady:

I do. And then he just like came all over my ass. I think he was just enjoying it too.

Tramp:

You, you have like a magical pussy where In that position. I'm serious, babe. In that position. It feels so good. Yeah, that I would love to be able to pound you until you're like, okay, I, I've come way too many times. I'm, I'm tapping

Lady:

out. Yeah, yeah, no, I, I do remember that point. And then I think just because we were going at it for so long, it was like, Oh my gosh, I just, I need a break.

Tramp:

Right. And, and during that same time, like she was just writing me and writing me and what really stands out is it's almost like she was dancing on my cock. That is the easiest way. Like her hips would move and she'd go this way and that way. And

Lady:

yeah. did have her feet on the bed

Tramp:

at one point. Yeah. It almost like she was doing just a really like squatting down and bouncing on that was pretty hot. Now I, I did not come. No, I think it was probably the alcohol and honestly, things. Things were getting a little like if there was lube involved it would have been very much so helpful

Lady:

Yeah, because after everything happened, I was like, oh babe you need to come and I tried Um, yeah, I was just, and I don't think that worked. So my pussy wasn't so magical at that moment,

but

Tramp:

yeah, I just remember you just like being a ragdoll. You're like, Holy fuck. That was

Lady:

awesome. Yeah, that was awesome. I love those. He in the moment. No, like, just where. There's no expectations and things just go and you're not forcing it. It just happens. I love those moments.

Tramp:

You know what happens in that moment? And I've told you this, you are the aggressor.

Lady:

Yeah, I was definitely the aggressor.

Tramp:

All too often when we're at the club or whatnot. You know, you kind of become a wallflower. I'm like, Hey, why don't you go talk to that couple? Why don't you go dance with that sexy girl? And you're like, no, I can't do that.

Lady:

Because I don't like the push. One. Two. If I'm attracted, then I'm all for it. Okay. I will, I will go. Just

Tramp:

like in that moment. Do I need to preface it by, what do you think of that couple or what do you think of her? I mean, you could do that. That's fine. I know we actually had a conversation on the car ride home last night. We were at a holiday party. And I've told Lady that I really appreciate when she gives me a nudge. And sometimes it takes more than one. I'm not going to get pissed off. She's like, hey babe, you should go do that. And if I say, uh, no, and then if she does it again, I'm like, okay, whereas the flip side is I feel like I can't do that with you, cause you just get annoyed. I do.

Lady:

It's like, when you say no, like no means no.

Tramp:

And that's why. And again, that's, that's just a difference in our tolerance. Right. I think that's what it boils down to. And throughout this whole experience, it is a definite learning curve. And we're getting better and better every day. We are.

Lady:

We definitely are. You're getting to know my buttons.

Tramp:

And hopefully you're getting to know mine. The

Lady:

good and the bad. And the sexy

Tramp:

buttons. I thought I already had those pretty well mastered.

Lady:

That was really a fun day. It was like, we had four days just packed into one where there was so much that just happened that

Tramp:

day, just completely spontaneously. Yeah. And I look back and I'm like, that's where the FOMO is like, why can't every day be like this?

Lady:

Because it just has to be the right people. Feeling that moment at the right time, not having too much to drink, but just

Tramp:

enough guilty, guilty. I probably could have came if I hadn't drank so

Lady:

much. Yeah, I think there's just, I don't know. That was, that was definitely a fun day. No, I've,

Tramp:

I've seriously enjoyed finally. I've been waiting so long just to talk about this in depth and it's been what four weeks it's been four weeks But you know, we've we've had some personal stuff. Yeah going on. That's that's kind of sidelined us and right Yeah, it is what it is. But now we're here,

Lady:

but now we're here talking about it Debriefing for the briefing first time. I know

Tramp:

I've been so anxious and unfortunately I have to say I got rather bent at lady the other week because I'm like, can we, can we finally record? I was so amped up. I know

Lady:

I

Tramp:

wasn't feeling it. And you're like, I'm, I'm not, babe, I'm not feeling good. I'm like, and I did let the frustration boil

Lady:

over. Well, now I have a, an old fashioned and I'm feeling good.

Tramp:

So we're going to wrap it up there. And. Our Ask Me Anything question also, once again, comes from the very sexy Ivy and the very handsome Mr. Trey. And, this is very fitting for this instance, where we were asked, Protection or No Protection? What are your thoughts?

Lady:

Yeah, we were just kind of talking about this a little bit earlier. normalLy for us, if we don't know who we're playing with, it's always protection. Our core group who we've known for a while, we don't, but we know them.

Tramp:

We know them and we know that they regularly get tested. Right. So we keep it, you know, within the circle, I guess you can say. Correct. And if somebody steps out of the circle. The full expectation is, okay, get your baseline tests done right and come back

Lady:

and play. But with everybody, it doesn't mean that it doesn't happen. It happened with the Brazilians where we didn't use protection because we just got heated and I'm in the moment where I just, straddle and things just go. So normally it is always protection.

Tramp:

I would agree, but from the male perspective, it feels so much better without, I know. But, and I think that's why some, some people in lifestyle are like, no, because it's all about your risk tolerance, right? For example, I've had a vasectomy, so that risk is. Long sense out the window. Yes. There's always the fear of STIs and, in light of this experience before we play again, I'm going to be scheduling my round of tests for this week. Yeah. It's, it's

Lady:

better to be safe. Yeah.

Tramp:

And I know you've already gotten yours out of the way. Yep.

Lady:

Definitely. It's definitely important for us. It

Tramp:

is. And it's just good housekeeping. And I have to say that throughout various podcasts and various couples, you're going to find people who are staunchly on one side or the other. And that's okay. The beauty of it is you always have a choice. Yeah, absolutely. You know, and it's up to you. And if you choose not to, then you need to take the proper precautions afterwards. And I don't want to say do your due diligence, but do the right thing.

Lady:

Yeah. Do what's right for you.

Tramp:

So guys, we're going to go ahead and wrap it up at this point. Thank you my love for doing that. I'm. So turned on right now. He loves us. I do. I do. So please guys, send us emails just to say hi, ask us questions. Give us, AMA topics, please. You can find us at unapologetic swingers at gmail. com and the third bonus episode. I'm going to let lady give the title.

Lady:

You're going to let me give the title. Okay. It's, um, Going Out With a Bang. This one is, it's going to be a great episode. It's going to be a little crazy. We debriefed a little bit on this,

Tramp:

but We did. I was buzzed, but I wasn't intoxicated. I guess you could say this time around. So I, I have a, I have a good memory already. I already know. And

Lady:

this is just kind of the last part of our desire trip and what we experienced, on the last day. And, super fun. Oh my gosh. Mind blown in so many different ways. So. Please, please listen to this one because, you don't want to miss it. You definitely not. If you've heard, the last two, you'll definitely want to hear this one. So until next time I'm lady and I'm the tramp. Be sexy, be confident, be unapologetic.