Unapologetic Swingers

Unapologetic Swingers: Episode 4 - Newbie Follies

• Unapologetic Swingers • Season 1 • Episode 4

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We're Back! Join us as we review our trials and tribulations after deciding to enter the lifestyle as a soft swap couple. The learning curve is steep, but we made it through relatively unscathed.  Learn from our mistakes as we explore the swinging lifestyle

Lady:

Welcome back to unapologetic swingers. I'm lady and

Tramp:

I'm the tramp and we're back as you guys can probably tell from the sound of my voice. I've kind of been out of commission on the vocal side for a while, so bear with me. But we figured we made you guys wait long enough for a fresh episode here.

Lady:

And you're not sick because of me. That wasn't my fault.

Tramp:

No, it was not your fault, babe.

Lady:

It's good to be

Tramp:

back. Yes, and I wanted to first start off with another slight change just to the format. I know we did this to you guys last time, but bear with us. We feel like we're doing a lot of bonus episodes and we enjoy doing those because we can really unpack things almost real time. And quite frankly, it's a lot of fun and gives us a lot of insight. Well, it's

Lady:

fresh too. You know, we'll make sure we have a continuation of where we started and how everything progressed, but the real time stuff is fun too. Cause then Yeah, it's, it's a little bit more fresh.

Tramp:

Yeah, all those fine details are still fresh in the mind versus, Being locked in the memory and fading away. Yep. Absolutely. So today is a regular episode. It's going to be episode number four, Newbie Follies.

Lady:

Oh, here we go.

Tramp:

I think almost all couples go through this when they first get into the lifestyle and they're just getting their communication in check and feeling confident and feeling comfortable. And there's no substitution there but time. Time and experience. True.

Lady:

I mean, there's just so many different ways a night can play out. And it can play out the way you think it would. And it can play out in a way that you just never even thought of. It could include fantasies that you have maybe thought about but maybe not expressed to your significant other or unlock a whole new fantasy that you're like oh I didn't even think about that before but I really like it and but we didn't talk about it at first.

Tramp:

And then there's also the darker side of that of something you assumed was okay. And then your partner was like, Whoa, that was not cool, whatever that may be, or worst case scenario, it blowing up in the moment and you're just kind of, left holding your deck for lack of better terms.

Lady:

Yeah. And that's happened to us. Oh, it has. And I'm sure it has happened to others. But I think the important part is the continued communication. And just talking through those moments and how you felt and why you felt that way. And maybe next time you feel different and you're okay with it, or maybe you're never okay with it.

Tramp:

I would add to that not only continue communication, but a little bit of grace. Yes. We all have actions that we take in the heat of the moment. Whereas in hindsight, they were not okay, or they were not within your rules or boundaries. And the grace part is being able to say, you know, we're both new at this or maybe not so new. And being able to take things a little bit with a grain of salt and being able to unpack those without completely shutting down and being able to properly communicate with, with your significant other. I

Lady:

agree. That's, it's a very hard thing to do, but I, I think we've both made those mistakes, so it's not like it's one sided. To see how I've made you feel a couple times, it's like, oh, okay, like you're not doing something on purpose just to hurt me. It's just heat of the moment. Things are just happening and. You're just kind of going with the flow

Tramp:

sometimes, right, right. We'll get to those in, in future episodes here. So it's not always just good feelings. 100 percent of the time there are downsides. Absolutely. Yeah. So. In episode number three, we had our aftermath from the Brazilians 1. 0 and we were not expecting that experience, obviously and we were really just trying to find our, I guess you could say sea legs as far as we were trying to figure out, okay, we're in this now. We've gone well beyond anything we anticipated. So what's next? What does that look like?

Lady:

Yeah, I mean, we've had conversations before, but I think this one was probably a little bit of a deeper conversation and connection. I would agree.

Tramp:

Yeah. Even though we were communicating on a much higher level than most couples do, most non lifestyle couples, I should say there's still more depth to that communication. So we really had to open up and be comfortable talking. About what we are okay with. Right. And, we weren't always matched up. Right? Even to this day, we're not no matched up and that's okay.

Lady:

We're definitely not.'cause I know, you'll have that conversation of, Hey babe, you know, if you were to do this and, and that I'd be okay with it. And I kind of think through that process and, and what that would look like. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm okay with that. You know, maybe I will be in the future.

Tramp:

Now, are you saying from a mindset of reciprocity where I'm telling you it's okay if you do something, but it wouldn't be okay if I did the same thing or, or are you saying more, I'm telling you that's okay, but in your mind, you're not there yet or both.

Lady:

No, it's the former. Okay. Yeah,

Tramp:

definitely. And, I'm not doing it too. To try to elicit that tit

Lady:

for tat. No, and I know you're not. I know it comes from a good place, and it comes from where you're comfortable.

Tramp:

Yes. Yeah. But today we're gonna go over some of our newbie follies. After we had a deep dive as far as what we're comfortable with. And at that time we had settled in that we were okay being a soft swap couple. Now, babe, I'm going to have you define what soft swapping is. Well,

Lady:

It's really just oral and nothing past that. So no penetration on either

Tramp:

side. Yeah, that's the basic premise of it, right? So

Lady:

you're, having fun and being playful and you just really don't get to the meat and potatoes with the other couple,

Tramp:

right? But, but it doesn't mean that you can't orgasm or anything of that nature. You know, you can't just let go, but yeah, that ultimate. The penetration aspect is off the table, right? And

Lady:

we were there for quite a while, you know, being soft swap after, going to desire for a bit and really just being with each other. So yeah, it took us a while to get to that next step.

Tramp:

Yeah. That's okay. It worked

for

Lady:

us. It did. And we had so much fun just meeting new people, but I think that's where a lot of that, the newbie follies started

Tramp:

with the soft swap. Well, because you're in a new environment, you're still trying to feel out, and this is talking from my perspective. You're still trying to feel out what's okay. You know, okay, we were a soft swap couple and that's fine, but in the back of my mind, I was always curious. It's like, well, what if I kiss somebody this way or talk to somebody this way? Are you going to take that as an offense? You know, are you there yet? Right. And even to this day, that's something that I'm cognizant of. Yeah.

Lady:

And I think, I know we're in a whole different place than we were when we first started SoftSwap only. But yeah, I think at that point, if I wasn't interested, it was hard if you were interested. You know, I was still trying to get over that hump, and now I think it's very different. I

Tramp:

would agree. I would agree. So let's go ahead and hop into some of our newbie follies and looking back now we can laugh at these. Yeah. Sometimes in the moment, not so much.

Lady:

I think a lot of them happened at our local club. And some of them at house parties, but mostly there because we started going. Quite a bit. Pretty regularly. Yeah. Very regularly. And that's where we met so many of our most dear friends that we have today. So you know, I think one of the first ones was meeting a couple and she was, she was pretty cute and, you know, wasn't too interested in him, but she seemed to be interested in girls. So. At the end of the night after a lot to drink. I think there was another guy that came up and he said Hey, we are going to their hotel We're gonna have a hotel party. There's gonna be a ton of us there So I know they had told us about it this couple that we met But I had somebody else come up and I thought Oh, okay. There'll be a lot of people there. We can you know, just kind of Yes Let's see a more intimate setting and get to know a couple people and yeah, let's just go to the hotel

Tramp:

room. Now, folks, keep in mind that this is at the very end of a night at the lifestyle club. So it's roughly two o'clock in the morning, a lot of drinking. We've been drinking all night, having a good time. And this just kind of. Pops up and we look at each other. We're like, well, why not? Let's just go check it out. Yeah. And so we

Lady:

go. Right. We get there and, it's just the couple when we walk in so we're thinking, alright, there'll be, I'm sure, a couple more people that join us, and we're sitting there, we're talking I think we had some wine, so we're pouring some wine.

Tramp:

And you are wearing this amazing orange lingerie. It was glow night. It was a, it was a set that I absolutely loved on

Lady:

you. That was my favorite set was, so, we're sitting there and I think she gets on the bed and sits there. And so then I sit by her and I think we start kissing and things just start progressing. And then I think we have a gummy.

Tramp:

Even before that, yeah, she was like, hey, would, would you like a gummy?

Lady:

I probably should have said no at that point, but I said yes. And things are just progressing and we know where we're kind of at. And I'm pretty sure we tell them, you know, we're, we're soft swap. So we're having fun. I think we're all on the bed at that point and

Tramp:

but they keep pressing for more. Yeah.

Lady:

And I think, I was kind of like doggie style on the bed, probably kissing her while you're just playing around. And I just kind of feel him try to, Slide into me and I was like, I turn around and I said, no, like I'm not doing that. And I think that kind of freaked me out a little bit because I'm sure it did. I had set the boundaries already. Plus I had

Tramp:

gummies. I think about that time is when they kicked in. I'm

Lady:

pretty sure. Because I got up off the bed pretty quickly. And put on my jacket, grabbed what I could and said, let's go. No one else had showed

Tramp:

up. Yeah, no, it was still just the four of us. Right.

Lady:

I was like, this is, there's, there's no party. There's no one coming. Like, just kind of felt like a setup. Like they were trying to get somebody. Yeah.

Tramp:

Yeah. A little like they, they sense that we were new and maybe right. Take advantage of that situation.

Lady:

I think so. That's kind of what it felt like. So. We got up in a hurry, and I don't think I grabbed all of my lingerie. No, you did not, unfortunately. And that was my favorite set that I've ever had, and I've never found it again. But, we would see them in the club. Quite frequently and she would come up and say, Oh my gosh, I have the rest of your lingerie and I'm just trying to avoid them. And I'm like, I really don't care

Tramp:

that that was most unfortunate. I have to say, but one incredibly sexy memory that I have is you were getting ready to go down on her. And this was early before the gummy kicked in, obviously. And I remember you turning and looking back at me and you just like give me a wink and a really sexy smile. I'm like, okay. That's, that was pretty hot. That was just like, that was you saying, you know, just watch what I can do.

Lady:

I remember you telling me that after and you're like, Oh my God, that was such a turn on. I'm like, Oh, really? Okay. I got to do that every so often.

Tramp:

Yes, please. But then we got home. We don't live too far away luckily. So, and I really probably shouldn't have been driving regardless. But we got home and then the gummy kicked in in full force and it was not pretty. Unfortunately Remind me you were curled up in bed just crying And and I felt so powerless I was ready to throw in the towel at that point I'm like this isn't worth this Right. This isn't worth the mental anguish that's that's Causing my

Lady:

love. Yeah I think it was a lot to take in, from a first experience that you thought again was going to go one way, but it went the total opposite and very true. It was a huge learning experience and just remembering, yeah, it's not always going to go your way. It's, it's going to go up, down, side to side.

Tramp:

And sometimes very sideways. Very

Lady:

sideways. And even if we don't have a great time and it's not what we were looking for, it wasn't the outcome, or one of us is upset, we still have to come together and be like, okay, what did I learn from that moment to not do or to do?

Tramp:

I think that's a great takeaway. Yeah. What, what about the second folly? And this, and this is more of a funny one. This, this is not a serious one.

Lady:

This was also at the club and, you know, you kind of, Go downstairs and there's a space with open beds, and then there's a space where you can get into a bed and it's more private because it has sheer curtains and the darker curtains where you can just close them if you want more privacy.

Tramp:

Or the sheer ones, just like you said, if you want people to be able to watch, but the rule is if the curtains are closed, you do not enter. Not unless

Lady:

if you're invited. Yes. So we did meet a couple there and they were really good

Tramp:

looking. They were a very attractive couple He was a silver fox, which is kind of your kryptonite.

Lady:

Definitely Absolutely, and so we decided to go Play with them and we were still soft swap. Yeah. I mean

Tramp:

communication was great with this couple Yeah,

Lady:

we told them where we were they were fine. I know You had mentioned before we got on that he asked me once more cause he was like, Oh yeah, like this would be really fun.

Tramp:

Well, it was during play and I can appreciate this now at this point, when you really get the engine revving and you just like, you want to double check. You're like, are you, he was like, are you sure you're just soft swap? Yeah. I can't blame him. I really cannot blame him for that.

Lady:

But we were on the same page, like we didn't, you know, we didn't veer off the road from where we said we were. But then I was like, Oh, like she likes girls too. So like, let's have some fun.

Tramp:

Yeah. She was very

Lady:

attractive. Yeah. And I was going down on her and I just couldn't do it. There was just something. I don't know about the taste, or like the smell, or I don't know. It was very different. So I literally looked at you and I like hit you almost like tagging you in to WWE wrestling match. And I say, I need, I need you to go in.

Tramp:

Oh, and, and you know what? I'm, I'm never one to, to shy away from a challenge. So,

Lady:

Yeah, but your taste buds are very different than mine. And I knew, I knew you'd be like, I got

Tramp:

you. So I did my duty. I can honestly say I enjoyed myself, but just like you said, babe she was, she wasn't bad, but she was robust. Maybe that's the best way to put it. That's a

Lady:

good way to put it. Sure. Robust.

Tramp:

Well, some women are very light and almost flowery. I don't want to describe it like a. Like a perfume, but it's not that different, right? You know what, whether it's lifestyle or What they eat what they drink, I'm sure Men are the same

Lady:

way, right? Yeah, and I had never thought about that before so You know when that happened at that moment, I was like, oh wait, this is very different Babe, I gotta tag you in. Well,

Tramp:

we, we did it up. We had a lovely time. We

Lady:

did. We did. We still had so much fun. And yeah, they were just a really great,

Tramp:

good looking couple. And strangely enough, we have not run across them since.

Lady:

No, but I think they live down south, so they're a little bit further. And I don't think they go to the club

Tramp:

often. Sometimes it's just those one off events or times that maybe set the stage of a couple, we traveled, we came all the way here. We need to, we need to play.

Lady:

Yeah. And I mean, we've met couples before that have gone there from out of state because they've heard about it. And that one couple that we met and I think they were like in their early twenties. And I was like, Oh my gosh, I don't know if I could, I could do this. They were very good looking.

Tramp:

You know, I did not even include that, but we can, let's include that just on the fly here. I know exactly the couple you're talking about.

Lady:

Yeah. I'm not sure where they were from. I think like Washington, Maryland, I know it was East coast. But they were there for just a couple of days and they were super young and

Tramp:

yeah, they were probably in their mid to late twenties We were playing

Lady:

pool. We were

Tramp:

having a great time and they came up and talked to us multiple times Which I have to give them props for right because a lot of new people or if you're not accustomed to the club a Lot of those people are kind of wallflowers. They'll just kind of sit and watch. Yeah and almost be afraid to Approach people.

Lady:

Right. And they weren't. They were very social. So nice. We had such a great time.. So I didn't know. I don't know if we got into the details of where they were at.

Tramp:

We didn't, but mostly because it When they stepped away for a moment, I mentioned to you, Hey, they're a cute couple. What do you think? You were like, no way, right? You were just, and I don't know if it was maybe our lack of experience or the age difference because we're, we're talking roughly a 15 to 20 year age difference, right? That's a lot. Well, we're, but, but keep in mind, we have had experiences with couples that are 10 years or senior. I know. At this

Lady:

point. So true. So I think we look better than 20 year olds, honestly. Jim does the body good. I don't know. It was just a combination of things and they were just super cute. They were. Yeah. But. That was one that I was like, I don't think I can do this.

Tramp:

And I'm sure later on in the evening they probably looked at each other and they're like, what did we do wrong?

Lady:

I feel so bad now that you say it that way.

Tramp:

And the final one I want to touch on tonight is The changing of boundaries mid play now more often than not, this will go sideways. It has gone sideways. So this also happened at the club on a Saturday night, which just like most clubs, it's going to be the busiest night of the week. Yes. Very busy. And it was a little bit later on in the evening. And we were downstairs just kind of checking out the scene and there was a couple in one of the semi private rooms and then she motioned us over.

Lady:

Yeah, we were just standing like. In the middle and just kind of looking around and seeing what was going on just taking it all in. We weren't in a rush to go home. And as we're standing there, I, you know, I look into the room and it's just the sheer curtain so you can see in there relatively good, even though it's dark down there. And. She motions me with her finger, like, you know, come here. Yeah. Hey, come here. And it's funny. Cause I looked at you and I was like, is she talking to me? Like, I'm like looking back at you and I'm looking back over there and I'm like, is she motion? Like, what's going on?

Tramp:

And we just stand there like a couple of dummies. I

Lady:

know. And I'm like, Oh my God, I don't know what to do. I just kind of froze. And I know you looked at me and you're like, babe,

Tramp:

just go. I said, babe, just go check it out. You can bail at any point,

Lady:

right? And I think I, I froze a little bit that she motioned again and I said, all right, she

Tramp:

actually took her hand outside of the curtains and beckoned us over. Yeah. And so we went in, so we went in and this was, I think there were a little bit of a younger couple. Maybe, maybe mid to late thirties. Yeah. Very sexy couple. Yes. I don't recall seeing them earlier in the evening. No, and

Lady:

I haven't seen them since. Right.

Tramp:

Yeah. very brief introductions and they're just like, Hey, we'd love to play with you guys. And we were off.

Lady:

Right. And we were still soft swap. And,

Tramp:

and we

Lady:

explained that to them. Yep. And we had a great time. I think he made me come pretty quickly.

Tramp:

I feel like I've lost a little bit of that gift and I don't know how or why. You have

Lady:

not. It's like, in the moment, right motion.

Tramp:

Just need to brush up on my skills, I guess.

Lady:

You got the fingers and the tongue for it. But yeah, I mean, we were just having a great time and I know you and her were on the bed and you were laying down, if I recall correctly, and she was on top of you. And that was like, just in the moment, like, Oh my gosh, this is so hot.

Tramp:

And I recall like, she just teasing the fuck out of me. Right. And I'm like, okay, I have to remember we're soft swap. This can't go any further. But then she looks at you. Yep. And

Lady:

I'm like. And ask your permission. Right. And I'm like, yeah, like slide in her, because it was just like super hot at the moment and I was lost. I know you were lost and like that was the first time that, we had done, you had done the full swap. I didn't. Right. I had

Tramp:

told you to. Right. Right. Right. even that was very brief, like,, she got your permission and you tell her, you're like, just, yeah, just do it. Cause you were caught up in the moment. Right. And she just slides me right into her and I may be a little bit bigger than her partner. Cause I remember she just like braced herself was like, Oh, that kind of surprise. I don't know.

Lady:

You're bigger than most partners gift.

Tramp:

And then, all of a sudden something kind of snaps in my mind. I'm like, wait a minute, this is not, and I think the same thing happened to you. at the same time, you're like, wait a minute, this is beyond the boundaries, right? And so, we disengage and, thank them for a wonderful time. Then we had the aftermath and here's where we're going to jump into the unapologetic honesty where. Sometimes things happen, and they don't go according to what you saw in your mind, envisioned even what you planned. Even if you did plan something special. And having to work through that. Right. In the early days you, I, I have to say you had a bad um, habit of shutting down. Mm hmm. You would internalize everything. You would be like, don't touch me. Don't look at me. Don't talk to me. Yeah.

Lady:

Just leave me alone. Let me figure this out.

Tramp:

And being a guy, most guys are, if there's a problem, we'll fix it. Yeah. Let's work through this. But mentally for me, I'm a very touchy person. Being able to reach out and touch you is reassuring to me. And being cut off in every way a was very difficult, was very hurtful. And bruising. Yeah. To my psyche. Yep. And we

Lady:

talked about that a lot. We did. I. I think that that was tough for both of us because I dealt with it in a differently, like a whole different way than you would have liked or how you would have dealt with something. I think you do the, you know, I want to talk about this head on, let's talk through this right now where I'm like, Oh, I need a moment to just think in. I think how we got through that was you had told me one time, just tell me, I need a little moment. Like, I just need some time to think about it. Don't just shut down and shut me out and not say anything. So I think that was helpful for both of us.

Tramp:

Yeah. As long as you're like, babe, you know, I love you with everything that I am. I need to work on this with me for a little bit. So please give me space. Yeah. Then I can be assured. That something isn't permanently broken or unrepairably broken.

Lady:

Yep. Absolutely. And I think that was one of the first instances where, something didn't go as planned that we were going through on a different level. Like, Hayton, the, Two couples before, I think they were more like, Oh, what just happened? That was just so awkward. Where this was, Hey, we didn't talk about this before and it was just on the fly. And then it's like, well, you said it's okay, but we didn't talk about it before and trying to figure out your feelings afterwards. It's like, wait, what, what just

Tramp:

happened? Right. And it's very easy to place blame. I think on your partner saying you're, you're trying to offload it mentally saying, well, just because I said it was okay, doesn't mean it's okay. That's, that's the mental gymnastics. And that's,

Lady:

that's not okay to do. It's definitely not okay to do. Cause yeah, I mean, I still look back and I'm like, God, that was like so hot to watch, but after mentally it was like, Oh, are we really doing this and am I really okay with this? That's amazing. That's amazing. That's amazing. You know, you got to experience this when I didn't. So you just have all these thoughts that come after this experience that you're just trying to mentally deal

Tramp:

with. Very true. But what that also taught us was, and we've experienced this multiple times since where it doesn't have to be an equivocation every time. There are certain experiences where, you have gotten far more out of it than I have and vice versa. Yeah,

Lady:

absolutely. And we've learned that I've learned

Tramp:

that and we have to be okay with it. Yes. As long as we communicate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright guys, we're gonna move on to our Ask Me Anything. And this is another one from the very sexy Ivy in Handsome. Mr. Trey, we miss you guys. Can't wait to catch back up with you.

Lady:

Yes. They're just

Tramp:

an awesome couple. So their question for this one is, what are our biggest turnons? And I think this is highly individual. Well, I think it has to

Lady:

be, I think everybody's turn ons are going to be different than their SO, so I don't know. What's your biggest turn on?

Tramp:

Because I'm a very visual and, and also, I guess, tactile, touching person. My two biggest turn ons are Number one, watching you be pleasured. So that's, psychological phenomenon called compersion where you get pleasure off of watching your partner receive pleasure. It doesn't mean that I want to sit in the corner and just watch all night. I want to be involved, but I'm okay with sitting back and just taking in the scene. And just watching the way your body moves underneath someone else's, touch and, affections. Got it. And secondly, since I'm such a touchy person, I would have to say being teased. When we're in a play situation, I don't want to get right to fucking. I want to have somebody suck me, I want to taste somebody, I want to taste her. I don't want it just right away. I want that turn on. I want that a little bit of elongated just ramping it up and then getting to the main event. Well, that's hot.

Lady:

Who doesn't want that?

Tramp:

How about you, my

Lady:

love? It's so funny because, you say your number one is watching me and I think mine is when you are watching me. But also when you are able to reach out and just touch me or say something to me in that moment where you're like, God, this is so fucking hot. I love that

Tramp:

moment. Huge. So it's not just me watching, it's me having an actual connection with you somehow, yeah. Or being able to hear what I'm saying.

Lady:

Yeah. Okay. Yep. And I know there's instances where, we might not be right next to each other, but then all of a sudden you send that other person over just to do something extra. And I'm like, I know he did this. So

Tramp:

that's my turn on. We'll make sure to point that out when, when we talk about it in an upcoming episode.

Lady:

Yes. I think you know

Tramp:

what I'm talking about. I know exactly. Anything else, Ben?

Lady:

I'm just like a heat of the moment type of person. So Like when that girl called us in and that was just like oh so unexpected, but let's go. This is fun It's not planned. I Love those moments. Those are so much fun because it's not like I Have to go talk to somebody or I have to strike up a conversation which is fine like I love getting to know people and and we have so many friends from doing that but just those Instantaneous Moments that are unexpected are a big turn

Tramp:

on. I think you also like when another person, whether it be male or female takes the lead and is making their intentions known, They have to be attractive to you physically, but if somebody has that characteristic already and they just come right up and kiss you, I've watched you almost melt before a word is said.

Lady:

Very true. That is a huge turn on. I guess I have multiple. We all

Tramp:

do. We all do. All right, guys, we're going to start to wrap up this episode here. Thank you for putting up with me and my voice, not so raspy. Oh, it's I'm so over it. It's been this way for a couple of weeks now.

Lady:

You know, just make sure you guys come on this journey and listen to us. We really appreciate it and contact us at unapologetic swingers at gmail. com.

Tramp:

Yeah, guys, I put together a basic website for us and at one listeners insistence. I went ahead and set up a buy me a cup of coffee, which is, it's almost like a Patreon, but it's a one time thing. It's a donation where that's the equivalent of a cup of coffee. I believe it's five bucks. And realistically, all it does is help us offset some of the basic hosting and software costs that we incur on a monthly basis. So. A little bit of love is going to go a long way and we would sincerely appreciate

Lady:

it. Yes, we would. And the next episode it looks like we have another bonus episode coming up and it's a very sexy birthday. Is this a January birthday? It is. Ah, this is a great time. You definitely don't want to miss this one. It was, oh my gosh, such a fun weekend with. Such a great people. So excited to talk about this episode. All right. Well, until next time I'm lady and I'm the tramp. Be sexy, be confident, be unapologetic.