Unapologetic Swingers

Unapologetic Swingers: Episode 9 - Florida Adventures

• Unapologetic Swingers • Season 1 • Episode 9

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We were reminiscing about some of our early dirty vanilla adventures and we couldn't believe this one got skipped in what should have been the first couple episodes. Especially when you're brand new to the whole lifestyle arena and pushing your early boundaries - you know sexy times are bound to ensue!

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Lady:

Welcome back to Unapologetic Swingers. I'm Lady.

Tramp:

And I'm the Tramp. And guys, we've been away for just a little bit and we so appreciate your patience and your emails. We've just had a lot of irons in the fire. This summer has been busy.

Lady:

Good busy.

Tramp:

Busy in a good way, but we were away a little bit longer than what we anticipated. So please forgive us.

Lady:

Yeah

Tramp:

And if this is your first time listening to us, we are Lady and the Tramp and this is the Unapologetic Swinger podcast and we're really just chronicling our journey through the lifestyle. And if you haven't had a chance, I would highly recommend going back to episode one and seeing how far we've come

Lady:

Please go back and listen. Most of our episodes are in chronological order, but some of them kind of Go off script to real time because we have some fun adventures.

Tramp:

Yes. Well, those are the bonus episodes, but today we're going way back to the memory banks lady and I were kind of reminiscing the other week about anything that we may have missed so far. And one thing that neither of us could believe we glazed over was what we want to call our Florida adventure.

Lady:

And this is episode number nine. This

Tramp:

is episode number nine.

Lady:

All right. I like Florida adventures.

Tramp:

And for those regular listeners, this would have actually happened pre Brazilian number one.

Lady:

Oh yeah. So we were bitty, bitty. In, the lifestyle journey,

Tramp:

basically dirty vanillas at this point.

Lady:

Yeah. We were taking our baby steps,

Tramp:

But we have some great friends in the Tampa area and we had to go out and visit them. And we also had some business to take care of in Orlando. So lady and I decided to take a day for ourselves and there's a resort, I guess you could call it, just north of Tampa called Caliente.

Lady:

He says it's a resort but earlier said, oh it's a retirement community. Oh, okay. Cool place though.

Tramp:

It is, but it really is a retirement community. You can actually buy a house there if you want to. And it's a gated community. They have a checkpoint and everything and secure to that respect. But once you get in, what we quickly discovered just on the drive up to the clubhouse was the whole area is clothing optional.

Lady:

The whole area outside of the resort.

Tramp:

Right outside of the clubhouse in the pool area, et cetera. we discovered this I believe we had just parked and a couple rolls up on a golf cart, not unusual in a retirement community, but they were nude.

Lady:

It was so interesting to see because I was like, wait, what's happening?

Tramp:

And they hop out and go into the clubhouse just like it's nothing. Yeah. It's just another day.

Lady:

Yeah. A very normal day, which I was like, all right, this is kind of cool. Cool.

Tramp:

You hear about what is the big retirement community in Florida?

Lady:

Oh my gosh. I just saw something about it the other day and I know what you're talking about. It's

Tramp:

massive. It's, it's tens of thousands of people.

Lady:

Yeah. It's usually on the news, but not for. Good things.

Tramp:

Well, and it could be a, just a, a rumor or an urban legend, how people tie the, so apparently the lifestyle community is quite strong there and how people tie different colors of loofahs the, the bath scrubbies to their golf carts, depending on what style of. Swinger. They are

Lady:

really, I haven't heard of this. So it's like how in our community, there's white rocks in the front yard, which means you're a swinger,

Tramp:

right? The, all the common stuff, all the pineapple paraphernalia, on the doormat or on the house somewhere, the white rocks or the pink flamingos. So I've heard

Lady:

the loop is different.

Tramp:

But anyway, we digress. This is a full fledged retirement community though. And as we entered, you go through the clubhouse and they have this massive pool complex and there's a band playing and a lot of people, but they're pretty spread out.

Lady:

Yeah. And you know, that area where the band was, was really cool because they had like this, the back end of it was all rocks, like that wall was all rocks. And then they had a waterfall. Then you go up the rocks where the waterfall is. And then there's the hot tub up there. Yeah. They call it a

Tramp:

conversation tub, but I think it becomes a lot more, not so much conversation after dark.

Lady:

Right. Well, yes, that's what you want. And then it was almost like a lazy river that they had at the back end of the pool. And then they had another pool where it was just more relaxed pool.

Tramp:

I think one was heated because in the winter in Florida, it does get chilly. Okay.

Lady:

Okay.

Tramp:

So I think the large one was, that we were in, it was a little cooler because this was May or June?

Lady:

June. Beginning of June.

Tramp:

Okay. So I think the big main pool potentially was unheated and it was, it wasn't cold, but it was noticeably cooler than the other, the smaller pool.

Lady:

Yeah. It was really nice though. Yeah.

Tramp:

And what we found very quickly is, I don't know if it was because of our youth compared to the average age.

Lady:

I was gonna say we're not that young. Or we're not retirement age

Tramp:

either.

Lady:

No.

Tramp:

Or the fact that we were wide eyed newbies.

Lady:

Right.

Tramp:

But we attracted some attention from, I would assume it's the regulars, from the locals if you will.

Lady:

Probably. Yeah. And they were quite older.

Tramp:

Oh, yes. And they took a shining to Lady.

Lady:

All the older men, they were so cute.

Tramp:

They, they, they were very respectful.

Lady:

Yeah.

Tramp:

And yeah, you got a lot of compliments because just as Lady had discovered on our previous visits to Desire, she loves to be nude. So we had no problem completely stripping down and just getting in the pool and getting a drink and kind of wandering around and seeing what there is to see.

Lady:

Yeah, it was fun. They had a really great band. And when we first got there, there wasn't a lot of people. But I would say as the hour passed, that place was so packed.

Tramp:

I think we got there just before noon. I want to say,

Lady:

yeah, but there were so many people. I mean, you looked around and there were people sitting on the tables. There were people under the waterfall, you know, sitting on the rocks, which was a cool little area.

Tramp:

And people just sunbathing all around. This was truly a massive pool.

Lady:

Yeah. So there was, there was a lot of people around.

Tramp:

And one thing that was a first for me is we came across this one lady who, who had her, her back to us. And at least from a distance, she looked younger and she was, and then she turned around and she had a penis.

Lady:

Oh, yes. Oh my gosh. She was so pretty too. I, I had never seen that before.

Tramp:

I had not either. Yeah. And I don't know if I've seen. No, I have seen it since.

Lady:

Yeah. Very unexpected, but I mean, gorgeous.

Tramp:

And I believe she was a local because everyone seemed to know her and accept her just how she is. And frankly, that's pretty awesome.

Lady:

Yeah, no, I, I agree. Yeah, very unexpected. But yeah, she was, she was gorgeous. I was like, Oh my gosh.

Tramp:

But getting back to the attention that we received, we met a lot of really cool people that afternoon. And they had a lot of awesome stories, but ultimately what we found is, especially the women, were very forward. They had no fucks to give in essence.

Lady:

I think it's a play on women can get away with a lot more than men. And as you get older, you start to not give any fucks. And you're just like, I'm just going to do whatever I want. If I am filling this right now, I'm going to go for it. And I don't really care. And I think you see that a lot more in the older generation.

Tramp:

Very true.

Lady:

Yeah, because they were just, even though the men had a taking to me, they were very respectful and, we just talked.

Tramp:

Yeah, they may have attempted to touch or like, like just like a, No. Hand on, you don't think even,

Lady:

No, not at all.

Tramp:

Hmm.

Lady:

But the women were like, straight up, Swimming up to you and wrapping their legs around you. And I was like, Oh, okay, here we go. Well, what's what? I was

Tramp:

really just kind of sitting back and watching that whole thing unfold there. There was this very slight Asian lady and this gal had to be under five feet easily just. Tiny little thing, but she took a shining to lady and as we were talking you were either, you may have been going or coming from the bathroom. And I think she just hopped on your back and you guys were walking through the pool.

Lady:

Yeah. I mean, we went to the bathroom together and, we came back and she just hopped on my back and kind of had her on my back through the pool and walking. And yeah, I'm pretty sure she wanted. A lot more,

Tramp:

Who would let's, let's be true.

Lady:

She was cute.

Tramp:

Did, she get handsy at all? When she had her, like, she obviously had her legs around you, but her arms and hands had to go somewhere.

Lady:

Oh yeah, definitely. Yes.

Tramp:

And then there was this other couple. I don't recall his name. But her name was Barbie.

Lady:

Yes.

Tramp:

And she looked like a Barbie.

Lady:

She did. They had to have been what in their seventies?

Tramp:

Sixty, late sixties, seventies, maybe. Yeah.

Lady:

Yeah. Yeah. Very nice couple.

Tramp:

Very nice couple. But yeah, just massive boobs.

Lady:

Yes.

Tramp:

She had

Lady:

that Barbie figure.

Tramp:

She did.

Lady:

Yeah.

Tramp:

She did. And the blonde

Lady:

hair and the makeup, like all of it.

Tramp:

The whole nine yards. Yes. And I just shared this with a lady recently, because we were so early in our journey. I believe you had been talking to the mister and I was talking with her and she posed a question to me. She said, Hey, do you like piercings? And I'm thinking. Yeah, I've, I've seen pierced nipples. I really love the way they look and, and then she, further asked, what about a pierced pussy? And I could honestly say, I don't know. Other than in a video, I've never seen one. So she took my hand and. put a palm up just right against her pushy, which I found out was pierced. At that moment, I didn't quite know what to do. I was just kind of

Lady:

newbie, right? Yeah. I, I kind of froze

Tramp:

and stuck and, and then we went back to casual conversation and that was it. But that was just such an unexpected encounter. And now I think I would roll with it a lot easier given our experience and everything we've seen. But at that point I was just

Lady:

So you would roll with it with somebody of that statue and that vintage?

Tramp:

Maybe not that, but I'm talking about the general.

Lady:

You wouldn't have just froze.

Tramp:

Correct. Aw,

Lady:

aw.

Tramp:

I know, I know. And part of me didn't know how you would react. You know, we were so new that you may be like, what the hell, babe? Why? Why did you do that? I'm like, I, my gut reaction would've been I didn't. It's not that I didn't have a choice. I didn't know what's happening until it was too late,

Lady:

right? It's like oh she kissed me. I didn't know

Tramp:

But the locals that we met were very sad that we had to leave when we did because I think the party, the daytime is a social time and the nighttime is more the party time. If you get my drift.

Lady:

Yeah. And you know, you, you go inside to the clubhouse and you go downstairs and there's locker rooms and showers, and then there's like the whole area where they're partying.

Tramp:

Yeah. I think there's a restaurant in there or some kind of cafe. Okay. And this was several years ago. So bear with us if it's not exactly, but they were just starting up karaoke.

Lady:

Yeah.

Tramp:

That was the, attraction for the evening, or maybe it's a normal everyday thing. I truly don't know.

Lady:

Didn't we see Barbie downstairs and she had changed into something.

Tramp:

You're right.

Lady:

A really cute dress that was like, I don't know. Glitter and

Tramp:

right. It was, it was probably all sparkly. Yeah, it was

Lady:

all sparkly. And I was like, Oh my gosh, you look so cute. Yeah.

Tramp:

But we showered off and I think we got a little frisky in the shower.

Lady:

That was a big shower.

Tramp:

It was a big shower. It fit both of us. Cause we just wanted to rinse off the salt water before we hit the road to Orlando. And I know a couple people pass by as, as we were playing amongst ourselves and got a good look. I think they enjoyed that.

Lady:

Yeah, of course they did.

Tramp:

And I think the most incredible part of the story is yet to come. when you're in those kinds of environments and the sexual dial is turned up. You can't help but kind of get sucked into it, I think, especially when you've been, having a couple cocktails over the course of an afternoon and in the sun. And so as we got on the road to Orlando,

Lady:

Which was quite the drive. That was,

Tramp:

it was at least an hour and a half, if not two hours. I don't recall exactly, but it wasn't just a quick 30 minute drive up the road.

Lady:

And this was after we were in the pool for a couple hours and in the sun and yeah, then it was like, okay, we gotta get on the road

Tramp:

and then some light play in the shower and we get dressed and hop on the road. And I think Lady and I just started talking and getting turned on just by talking about the afternoon and everything that I don't know what sparked it, but you started to play with yourself in the passenger seat as we're whipping down the interstate.

Lady:

You enjoyed it.

Tramp:

Oh, I, I, it was hard to keep my eyes on the road.

Lady:

You're like, how am I supposed to do this? Like, I can't, I can't multitask this way. And

Tramp:

anybody who's driven in Florida knows between the young people who drive like demons and the old people who drive like turtles.

Lady:

Good way to, you, you

Tramp:

have to be on top of your game. on Florida interstates.

Lady:

Yes, at all times.

Tramp:

But yet I couldn't help but look down and watch ladies fingers, you know, just play with that pretty little pussy.

Lady:

Yeah, that was fun.

Tramp:

But you got so worked up knowing me even at that point, I probably started talking dirty to you.

Lady:

Probably. And just, you wanted to make sure I didn't stop.

Tramp:

Well, obviously not until you are satisfied,

Lady:

of course,

Tramp:

but you just kept going and getting more worked up and I was trying like hell just to keep us on the road.

Lady:

Yeah. Well, I was just so turned on and I think we had just a great day. Like it was just so fun and we're like, what is this? This was. It's fun and it's great people and then the shower, then it was like, Oh, I'm really wet.

Tramp:

Yes, you were.

Lady:

I want to, I want to keep going, but we got places to be, so we can't stop, but let's have some fun anyway.

Tramp:

Yeah, we were on a timeline. We had to be somewhere at a certain point there's no way we could pull over real quick for a quickie.

Lady:

No, which needed a little bit more. fun and I don't know, just exciting.

Tramp:

I agree. And a little bit of a danger element because you never know who may be in a taller vehicle as we went by just looking down, watching you play.

Lady:

Maybe it reminds you of one of our first road trips together where we're driving down, you're driving in the back road. And I'm like, I just. Pull your pants and start giving you a blow job. And you're like, wait, wait, what?

Tramp:

Oh, that was fucking amazing. I'm

Lady:

like, just keep your eye on the road. Don't just, don't just keep your eye on the road. I got this.

Tramp:

Yeah, with that blow job, you went the distance and I came hard and

Lady:

I always go the distance. And

Tramp:

I'm, I'm quite frankly amazed that I didn't run that car off the road.

Lady:

I agree, but anyway, but

Tramp:

back to Florida by the same token, you just kept going and going and going. until you came incredibly hard.

Lady:

Yeah, but you reached over and helped.

Tramp:

What was I doing?

Lady:

Well, I needed a little bit of help and you kind of just took your right hand and I think you just started playing with my clit and it was hard and fast and I was just so turned on at the time and oh my god squirted everywhere. Yeah,

Tramp:

you didn't just come you

Lady:

this was a rental car.

Tramp:

Actually I'm glad it was a rental car and not one of our friends vehicles.

Lady:

Yeah. I mean, you know, leave them presents. It's fine. Like a thank you gift.

Tramp:

But yeah, that seat was drenched That car will never be the same.

Lady:

Yes, if that's what you want to call it.

Tramp:

It's so hot when you get turned on to such an extreme and that happens. I mean, since we've learned some new tricks.

Lady:

Yeah, we have.

Tramp:

But I love it. When you come so hard that you squirt.

Lady:

Yeah, that that seat was I'm sure they got the car back and we're like, Did they, I don't know, clean the inside, like clean it from inside out? Like what happened? Run it through the carwash with the windows down? What did they do? Spill water? Yeah, you never know.

Tramp:

Yeah. A very wet bathing suit.

Lady:

Would have been great to have just a video camera in there where somebody just got the car back and we're like, what happened in here?

Tramp:

Well, the unfortunate reality also is we still had not only time to our destination in Orlando, now with a soaked seat, but also after dinner The ride back to the Tampa area with a equally wexed seat.

Lady:

I'm surprised I didn't just get in the back and be like, all right, Uber, taxi, take me home. I'm happy. And I came hard. Oh

Tramp:

yes, you did.

Lady:

Very hard. All right.

Tramp:

But guys that pretty much wraps up that unapologetic story and hopefully you enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed living it.

Lady:

That's probably one of our favorite stories.

Tramp:

And I can't believe we missed it in the chronological order.

Lady:

Yeah, that's fine. It's like bonus, bonus, bonus, even though it's episode nine. Enjoy. You can just imagine. The finger to my clit in the car.

Tramp:

Mm-Hmm.

Lady:

on the passenger side, driving down the highway. People might be passing, we might be passing people. Yeah. Good times.

Tramp:

Good times, And before we get into the unapologetic honesty, we're gonna pause real quick here and talk about one of our partners. Which is shivers.

Lady:

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Tramp:

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Lady:

I totally agree with that. It truly does send those wonderful shivers down your spine. I mean, it's just amazing. And it doesn't end there. Not only is my pleasure increased, but the next day I wake up feeling great, not groggy, like some other edibles or drinking all night.

Tramp:

Mm hmm. In most situations, I really believe that this is going to replace alcohol for me personally. I just feel good. I am just as relaxed as if I've had multiple drinks and everything is better feeling wise, especially when we play.

Lady:

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Tramp:

A link can also be found on the website at www. unapologeticswingers. com. And please be sure to let us know what you think. It's pretty obvious. We think they're amazing. Now, as we get on to the unapologetic honesty, I think Lady has a different take on this than I do. When I was writing the show notes, I pretty much said my takeaway was that older lifestyle folks can sense fresh meat and they just have no fucks to give, so they just go for it. But you said something Different. You phrased it differently. Not that they don't have any fucks to give, but I'm trying to remember exactly what you said.

Lady:

Oh, my gosh if I said that 10 minutes ago, I don't remember what I said. I think I need shivers. I'll be right back. Hold on. Serious. I will be right back. I am gonna take shivers tonight so I can sleep just FYI. I don't remember what I said.

Tramp:

I think that you said that it's not necessarily the age, but the experience. And as you gain experience, you you can sense when other people are experienced in the lifestyle and they may not have the trepidation or I guess you call it the baggage of the holdups. Whereas people that you know immediately, it's like, yeah, they know their shit. You can just be yourself. You don't have to worry about stepping on toes necessarily.

Lady:

Yeah. Well, yeah, it definitely comes with, you know, experience. And that comes with wisdom and, what you're comfortable with and what you've been through and what's okay and what's not okay.

Tramp:

And how you communicate it.

Lady:

And yeah, yes. Communication always. That's, I know our big talking point is communication. But yeah, I mean you have on here, all lifestyle folks can sense fresh meat. And yeah, I think for us at that point, we had no clue. No,

Tramp:

we were dirty vanilla as we'd been to desire a couple of times. And that was the extent of it.

Lady:

Just dipping our toes into the water. So, but I do have to say this, even though they 99 percent knew that we were new. They were so welcoming and so nice and so kind and willing just to talk and talk about whatever, shoot the shit. And That is still today. What I love about this community is that is what you get.

Tramp:

I have to agree with that completely. My love. Yeah. All right. And onto our ask us anything segment. And these come from our friends J and L and they ask, this is geared for lady. Actually, how do you deal with an overly aggressive woman? One that grabs your butt or boobs without warning or permission?

Lady:

You know, I think this type of person is always going to exist, unfortunately, and it's up to us on how we react, right? I don't think this is okay at all, but your reaction also speaks a lot to you because this also speaks to their character. Which to me says they have a pretty shitty character, but we can only control us. We can't control other people. So for me, if someone grabbed my butt, I would definitely let them know, Hey, that's not okay. I didn't say that was okay. And it's just having a conversation and addressing it in a nice way.

Tramp:

Mm hmm.

Lady:

I can only. control my actions and reactions. And you kind of hope that they respect that and understand it. I would say 99 percent of people in the lifestyle understand those rules because they've been to events or they have friends who have been to events. They have either been to a resort like Desire. Or they have friends that have been to a resort and there's rules that are given to you at all of these places. And you should always respect those rules, but yeah, you're going to have stupid people.

Tramp:

I think you brought up something very relevant earlier in the fact that Generally speaking, women can get away with a lot more than men. If you were to reverse the sexes, it would not go over well, generally speaking.

Lady:

Right.

Tramp:

There's a difference with being, I just want to say, playfully aggressive, which I know is one of your weaknesses. But Not aggressive to the point that J and L are mentioning here where it's completely, it's not like they come up to you and get a little handsy. This is

Lady:

overly aggressive.

Tramp:

Yes, overly aggressive.

Lady:

That's not okay. But you're going to have overly aggressive. You're not going to have, you know, like the Barbies where they're playful and they're older and they, have a lot of experience and they kind of know, I think where to push the button and where not to

Tramp:

the natural limits.

Lady:

Yeah. And then you're going to have those overly aggressive women.

Tramp:

Yeah. And really that's just a turnoff. At least I think so.

Lady:

Yeah. I would have to agree. I think there's a little bit of a line where it's It's cute. And you're like, Oh, you know, they're into me. And then you have the, yeah, no, I don't want to be touched. It's like, this is not okay. This

Tramp:

attention is not welcome.

Lady:

Yeah. And again, it's saying it in a nice, positive way because maybe they're in a space that they don't know that they're in. And that's why I go back to, you can't control other people. You can only control you and be straightforward right away with, Hey, this is my boundary because everybody has boundaries in this lifestyle, no matter if you have no boundaries, that that's a boundary. So yeah, it's just addressing it right away as nice as you can. But. As clear as you can,

Tramp:

I think the clarity is the key.

Lady:

Yeah. And it's okay to do that. Definitely boundaries

Tramp:

and rules is of course. Okay.

Lady:

Yeah. And knowing what your rules and boundaries are and being okay with same, this is, this is not okay.

Tramp:

I would go a step further and say, don't allow others to set your boundaries. You set your boundaries.

Lady:

Yep, absolutely

Tramp:

So hopefully that helps answer your question guys.

Lady:

Yeah, and I don't think you'll come Across this type of person very often.

Tramp:

No, but it is a hazard of the lifestyle it happens. Yeah And we've come across men who are the same way, to be honest, but by the same token, just like I mentioned earlier, women can get away with a lot more generally speaking than men. So that's why I think the, the feminine side in this equation is a lot more prevalent.

Lady:

Agree.

Tramp:

And guys, we want to make one announcement. We are going on a trip.

Lady:

Oh, we are?

Tramp:

We are. Where are we going? So this is not one that we are sponsoring, but we do know that they only have a couple rooms left. And this is the Pineapple Fitness Takeover of Desire RM.

Lady:

In November.

Tramp:

In November. It is, the official dates I believe are November 11th to the 16th. And I know from communications with a couple other podcasters, friends with a twist, they are going to be there as well, or at least half of friends with a twist.

Lady:

Yeah. If you're up for coming out to desire and Cancun and meeting

Tramp:

us,

Lady:

sign up, it's gonna be a great time.

Tramp:

So again, this, we do not sponsor this but it's just somewhere we're going and we just kind of wanted to announce it just in case. Some of you guys may be interested. If you need details, if you can't find it on Google, just reach out to us and we will point you in the right direction.

Lady:

Yeah. And contact us at unapologetic swingers at gmail. com.

Tramp:

We also have a website that I mentioned earlier. It's www. unapologeticswingers. com.

Lady:

Wait, what is it again? www. You can't delete that one. So what is it?

Tramp:

www. unapologeticswingers. com.

Lady:

Nice job.

Tramp:

And wherever you're listening to us we just appreciate that you're on this journey with us. So leave us a review. And that would help us honestly, more than anything.

Lady:

Yeah. Reviews are great.

Tramp:

And here's the teaser for our next episode.

Lady:

Oh my God, I'm so excited. I don't know what it is. Please tell me. So

Tramp:

the next episode is going to be a bonus episode.

Lady:

Okay. What did we do?

Tramp:

Hmm. That's, that's to be. Unveiled.

Lady:

What's the name of the bonus episode?

Tramp:

Ooh, I have about four working names right now.

Lady:

Oh my gosh. Do you have any words you can throw out?

Tramp:

New Orleans.

Lady:

New Orleans. Food. Drinks. Sex. Toys.

Tramp:

And potentially we will have a special guest on this episode, our first special guests, plural.

Lady:

Potentially.

Tramp:

Potentially. So. If not,

Lady:

you will be stuck with us. It's okay. We're great too.

Tramp:

Regardless, it's going to be fucking awesome.

Lady:

Oh, oh, yeah. Alright, well, until next time, I'm Lady,

Tramp:

and I'm the Tramp.

Lady:

Be sexy.

Tramp:

Be confident.

Lady:

Be unapologetic.

Yeah. And most of them are in chrono. Oh my God. I can't even talk chronological.