Monkey Monkey Elephant!

1.7 - Naptime!

Alex and Owen Season 1 Episode 7

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SPEAKER_03

A monkey monkey monkey, I'm so fun. The monkey monkey monkey monkey song is done. Also there's elephant.

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What are you looking out the window for, monk?

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I'm waiting for the male to come. I'm pretty sure that if I keep staring outside, that makes it come faster.

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Are you expecting something important?

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Very important. You wouldn't even believe it.

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What is it?

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I forget. It's not that important.

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I see. You know, Monk, I'm taking a nap. How about you take a nap? And then when you wake up, maybe your delivery will be here.

SPEAKER_03

A nap? I can't sleep right now. I'm too excited.

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I understand. But a nap can help us be well rested, so we are able to have a lot of fun for the rest of the day.

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Oh, come on! Don't nap. Let's have fun now.

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I am napping. You can have fun without me.

SPEAKER_03

Impossible! I'll never have fun again!

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I'm sure you will.

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Oh, but don't you want to have fun?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, and I will. After my nap. First nap, then fun.

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Oh. How about we play police one more time? Then you nap.

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Nope. Need to nap.

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But but what if there's an alien invasion while you're napping? I can't protect the earth alone. Who will help me stop it, elephant? Who?

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Earth will survive without me for an hour.

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Uh oh, let's tell jokes. Uh, what does a crab eat for breakfast? Wait, no, I'm saying it wrong.

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What does a what does a crab uh how does a crab wait so a crab walks into a um I think you're trying to say how does a crab like to eat food?

SPEAKER_03

Oh that's it, yes! Uh it it punches you in the face. Wait, no, it kicks you in the butt. Uh um, wait, I forget. What's the answer?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it's very funny. The answer is I'll tell you after my nap.

SPEAKER_03

I don't get it.

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I'm going to my room to take a nap. I suggest you take a nap too. There's a lot of fun to be had the rest of the day. We should be rested for it. First nap, then fun.

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Come back, Ellie! Don't nap! Don't do it! No!

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I can't believe it! Elephants choosing a nap over playing. Nothing makes any sense anymore.

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One, two, three, four.

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Hey, hey, hey, do you wanna have fun to play? We have toys and ideas and a beautiful day. Let's play tag hideous, see how fast we can run, gotta do everything, gotta have all the fun. And I don't wanna slow down to have so much fun when you are around. Feeling a little cranky and tired right now. Maybe I'll rest my head for a few minutes. Let's get for a few minutes. Go by and take a nap inside my favorite. Maybe I'll close my eyes for a few minutes. And my eyes for a few minutes. Take a nap inside my favorite. Then I have the energy to do everything. Wanna dance, wanna laugh, wanna run, wanna play superheroes or pretend we're fighting a fire. I'm ready and I'm not even tired. I'm glad I rested my head for a few minutes. Laid in bed for a few minutes. Time's a little nap, is all it takes to make us ready to play?

SPEAKER_03

Okay, okay, okay. Everything is fine. Elephants taking a nap, no big deal. I'll just find someone else to play with. Let's see. Who else is there that's fun? I know Captain Carl. I'll just go see Captain Carl. And what? Captain Carl is taking a nap too? Oh, come on! Superheroes can't nap? What if there's an alien attack? What if there's an alien attack? I forgot about the aliens! I better prepare. Um uh oh, I'll build a castle. Yes, I'll build a castle, and then I'll defend Earth from my castle. What can I use? Let's see. Ah, here. Okay. Got blocks for my castle. Make a castle out of these blocks.

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Go, block, block, block. Down, it's here. It's there.

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Just a little high. No, oh, I can't reach. Um, I'll get my crane truck to put blocks up top.

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Okay.

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Alright, just backing it up, backing it up. Okay. And there. Alright, my castle is perfect. Monkey's anti-alien castle. Wow, when Ellie wakes up from his nap, he's gonna be like, Wow, what an awesome alien castle! I'm so sad that I took a nap and missed out on playing with you. Yep. That is what he'll say. Oh, wow. I have another amazing idea because of my big brain! Big brain! I'll put small building blocks all over the floor in front of my castle. That way, if aliens attack my castle, they'll step on the blocks and hurt their feet. Monkey, you've done it again. Yes, you have. Okay, now what do I do? Other than take a nap, because I'm not taking a nap. Hmm, is anyone else I could play with? Uh well, see, turtle is the most boring animal ever invented. And tiger scares me. There's Albert I can't see cat. Cat's evil. I really need to expand my social circle. Hmm. Circle. That gives me another brilliant idea. I will draw circles. Okay. Alright, I have my markers and my paper. Time to draw. Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle, circle. Hmm. I think this drawing needs some triangles. Let's see. Triangles have three sides. Triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle. There. Now I'm gonna do squares. Squares have four sides that are all the same size. Square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square, square. Oh, I forgot people are napping. I'll have to be quiet. Anyway, my drawing's done, and it looks awesome! When Ellie wakes up from his nap, he's gonna be like he'll be like, whoa, awesome shapes. I shouldn't have taken a nap because I missed out on making those shapes. Yep, that is what he will say. I know, I'll hang up my drawing on my castle. Get some tape, and there. I have marker on my armpits! How do I keep getting marker on my armpits? Such an unusual place for marker. Well, no worries, I'll just use Ellie's toothbrush to the bathroom. Getting marker off my armpits, getting marker off my armpits, gotta get that marker off my armpits, then the markers off my armpits, there! My armpits are all clean. Ugh, but Ellie's toothbrush is so dirty. Gross. He really needs to get a new toothbrush. This is not hygienic. Gosh, I really wish I could remember the end of that joke. How does a crab like to eat food? Think mucky. How does a crab like to eat food? It punches. It uh oh no, what was that? Is that the aliens? It's the aliens! The attack has begun! I knew it! I have to get to my castle!

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Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Oda! Ow! Oh!

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Ow! Oh!

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Oh, I crashed into my castle. And I ripped my drawing. Ow! Why were there building blocks to the floor? Oh, they make my feet hurt so bad. And to top it off, I'm looking outside and I don't even see any aliens. Oh. What a disaster! I don't have anybody to play with, because everyone in the world is taking a nap and everything's going wrong. I'm just gonna sit here and do nothing and wait for Elephant to wake up. Just gonna sit here. And I'm not even gonna read a book. Okay, fine, I'll read a book.

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And now a story. The race cars zoomed around the racetrack over and over and over. This was a long race. To complete the race, they had to go around the track 100 times. About halfway through the race, the blue car was far ahead in first place. The red car, yellow car, and green car were far behind. I'm in first place by a mile! said the blue car's driver. I can't lose! Each car in the race had a crew of people that would help them. This crew was called the Pit Crew, and the cars would make pit stops whenever they needed help. The drivers could talk to their pit crew through headsets. Blue's pit crew was not happy. You're going to run out of gas, Blue's pit crew told him. You need to stop and refuel. No way, Blue said. I'm in first place! If I stop, the other cars will catch me. But if you don't stop, you will run out of gas. Then the other cars will catch you and you'll be stuck. Sorry, can't hear you, the blue car's driver lied. I'm busy racing and winning. And so the blue car just kept going. The other cars stopped for their pit cruise from time to time, filling up gas, putting air in the tires, doing minor repairs. But not the blue car. It just kept going and going. That is, until finally, it ran out of gas. The blue car came sputtering to a stop. What happened? said the blue car's driver. You didn't stop to get gas like we said. That's what happened, said the pit crew. You can't just keep going all the time. Sometimes you have to stop and rest and refuel. Oh no! Can you come out and give me gas? asked the blue car's driver. As he asked the question, the yellow car and green car passed him. Sorry, said the pit crew. We can't come out on the racetrack during the race. You should have taken a break when you had the chance. And we'll have to stop our story here because monkey fell asleep.

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Shh.

SPEAKER_01

Monkey, time to wake up.

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Time to wake up! Yes! It's time for fun, fun, fun. No more nap, nap, nap, tap, bim, pam, pam, bep, bimp, bim.

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And I can get to finish telling you that joke.

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The joke! Tell me the joke! Tell me the joke! Tell me the joke! Tell me the joke.

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How do crabs like to eat their food?

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How?

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With a pinch of salt. Pinch, pinch, pinch.

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Yes, it's the best joke ever. Ah, I hope I can tell jokes as good as you one day.

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Also, you should check and see if your important package arrived.

SPEAKER_03

I forgot about my package.

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It's here. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I got it. Oh yeah.

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Well, can you finally tell me what it is?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I won't tell you. I'll show you. Wait here.

SPEAKER_01

Sure thing, monkey. This is going to be ridiculous.

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Ta-da! What do you think?

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Uh cool. They're suspenders?

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Yes! You know about suspenders too? I just learned about them. I couldn't wait to get them. I want to wear them to the party later.

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But why do you need suspenders?

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To hold up my pants, elephant. Don't you know anything?

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You don't have any pants.

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What? I don't have any Ah! I don't have any pants! I don't have any pants! Well, well, well. Turns out nap time wasn't as boring as I thought it would be. Thanks for joining me for it. Definitely learned that naps can be important sometimes. And I learned that I can have fun on my own. I mean, I can have a lot more fun with Elephant, but you know, I can also have fun on my own if I really need to. And most importantly, I learned that you may not want to buy suspenders unless you have pants. That was cool. We had fun with you. Let's do it again. We'll find more fun things to do. Oh yeah. Oh, it's not done. Uh monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.

unknown

Huh.

SPEAKER_02

Time to wake up. Yes! It's time for fun, fun, fun. No more nap, nap, nap, nap, bep, bep, bep, bep, bep, be.