SPEAKER_04 0:02

A monkey monkey monkey. I'm so fun. The monkey monkey monkey monkey song is done. Also, there's elephant. Alright, elephant, I'm all ready for our superhero training. I brought everything that we could possibly need. Let's see, a screwdriver, pretzels, my robot, three socks, ice cream, seven books, your toothbrush, one shoe, pretzels, a seven-month-old banana, toilet paper, pretzels, batteries, and a trash can.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Oh, sorry, monk. I can't do superhero training with you right now. I have to babysit.

SPEAKER_04 0:39

Babysit? You have to sit on a baby? You monster!

SPEAKER_00 0:46

No. Babysit means to watch after a child. Don't you remember? I have to watch my niece for a couple hours.

SPEAKER_04 0:54

Your knees?

SPEAKER_00 0:56

Yes, my niece.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

Why do we have to watch your knees? I didn't even know elephants had knees. I thought that it had legs that went straight down into feet.

SPEAKER_00 1:06

Not my knees, my niece. That's what I'm saying. Your knees! Niece. Niece.

SPEAKER_04 1:16

Cheese.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

No, not cheese. Niece, my niece. I have a niece named Baby Elephant, and she will be here soon.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

You have a baby?

SPEAKER_00 1:31

No. I have a niece, and her name is Baby Elephant. Aren't you listening?

SPEAKER_04 1:37

That depends on what you are saying. Now, what is a niece?

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Ah. Baby Elephant is my niece because she is my sister's daughter.

SPEAKER_04 1:50

You have a sister? And a niece? And niece? I'm learning so much about you, Ellie.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

I have one sister and one brother. Brothers and sisters are called siblings. Do you have any siblings, monk?

SPEAKER_04 2:07

I have no idea. Maybe I do. Maybe I have niece too. And cheese! Hey writer! Rider! Do I have any siblings? The writer says that he isn't sure about that yet.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

Well, if you help me watch Baby Elephant, you could pretend you have a baby sister for an hour.

SPEAKER_04 2:31

That sounds amazing! Big brother monkey, ready for action, sir!

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Great! Your job is to help me keep her safe and happy.

SPEAKER_04 2:42

No problem. Happy baby!

SPEAKER_02 2:45

One, two, three, four. There's that H A P P Y B A B Y. There's that H A P P Y B A B Y. There's that H A P P Y B A B Y. There's that H A P P W A B Y. There's a happy baby. A happy baby. There's a happy baby. A happy baby. There's a happy baby. A happy baby. There's a happy baby. A happy baby. You're giving out hugs and kisses in high fives happily. You've got a goofy grin and putting ring around the rosy. Now move your hands back and forth like a windshield wiper. If you're feeling real fresh, then shake that clean diaper. Shake that diaper. Shake shake flat diaper. Shake that diaper. Shake shake flat diaper. Baby E F K L M L P S U V. W S Y N T. What's a cat say? What's a doggy say? Oof, ooh, what's a cow say? Mm-hmm. What's a dog say? That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. That's Billy Baby. What's a frog say? Ribbit, ribbon it. What's a chicken say? What's a sheep say? What's a rooster say? There's that happy baby. That happy baby. There's that happy baby. That happy baby. There's that happy baby. That happy baby. There's that happy baby. That happy baby.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Here she is. Monkey, meet my niece, baby elephant.

SPEAKER_04 5:03

Hi, baby elephant. Do you want to play tag?

SPEAKER_00 5:08

She can't really play tag, monk. She can't walk yet. She just crawls around slowly.

unknown 5:15

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 5:16

Little baby, do you want to play dodgeball? Or baseball? Or maybe pickleball? I've been hearing so much about this pickleball thing.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Anything involving throwing a ball at her is probably not a good idea. She might get hurt.

SPEAKER_04 5:32

Ah, jeez. Well, what do we do with her then?

SPEAKER_00 5:36

She likes to explore things around her. Our job is to help her explore safely. Let's get some toys and sit with her.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

Okay, I'll go get toys. Wait here. Okay, and ha!

unknown 5:54

There.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

These are all things that you brought for superhero training. And they're not fit for a baby.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

What do you mean? Look, here. Look at these socks. What baby doesn't love socks? Check it out, baby! There's socks.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

We have actual toys that baby elephant would have fun with. Please clean up this stuff.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

Oh come on, but look! I'm Mr. Sockhands! Mr. Sockhands! No.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

I think Baby Elephant might be hungry. Hey monk, can you watch her while I fix her a snack?

SPEAKER_04 6:33

I sure can, Ellie.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

Thanks. I'll just be right over here in the kitchen. Okay. Really close by.

SPEAKER_03 6:43

I got it, dude!

SPEAKER_00 6:45

So maybe no crazy monkey nonsense for a couple minutes.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Chill guy! Relax, bro!

SPEAKER_04 6:52

I'm on it! Okay. Alright, baby, it's just you and me. You heard your uncle. No crazy monkey nonsense. I don't understand what you are saying, baby. Maybe I should try talking like you. Uh goo-goo gaga diaper butt. You need to learn how to talk. Can you say monkey? Monkey! Come on, say monkey.

SPEAKER_00 7:25

Monkey!

SPEAKER_04 7:26

Very good.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

Everything okay?

SPEAKER_04 7:29

What? Oh the oh yeah. Uh yes, we're fine.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

Good. Just checking.

SPEAKER_04 7:35

Oh, I forgot. I had to clean up all this stuff. You stay here, baby elephant. Okay, just gather all the stuff. And I'll move it over here. Oh my goodness! I found my lost coin! I've been looking for it all day. I can finally flip a coin again. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip. Flip, flip, flip, flip, flip.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

Okay, I have her snack ready. Where is baby elephant?

SPEAKER_04 8:08

She's over there somewhere.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

Where? Monkey, you can't leave a baby alone. You have to watch her all the time.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

She's fine, dude. Look, she's right there in the living room, playing with some toy.

SPEAKER_00 8:23

She's playing with a screwdriver. I need to take that from her. There. You can't leave a screwdriver lying on the ground with a baby nearby. She could hurt herself.

SPEAKER_04 8:35

Or she could learn how to use a screwdriver.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Babies can't have screwdrivers. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_04 8:45

What's wrong?

SPEAKER_00 8:47

Uh, it smells bad in here.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

It wasn't me, I promise.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

For once I believe you. I think baby elephant went poopy-doopy.

SPEAKER_04 8:59

Oh, that's no big deal.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

It is a big deal. I don't really know how to change a diaper.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

I can change her diaper for you.

SPEAKER_00 9:09

Really?

SPEAKER_04 9:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

Don't take this personally, monkey, but uh I don't believe you.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Oh, come on, you can trust me. When am I ever wrong about something?

SPEAKER_00 9:24

Like every week. You are wrong about something every week.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

Okay, well, I'm not wrong about this.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

How did you learn how to change a diaper?

SPEAKER_04 9:35

Well, my mom used to sing a song to me when she changed my diaper when I was a baby, and I still remember the song. And I used to sing the song while I was pretending to change diapers on dolls.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

And now, Monkey changes a diaper.

SPEAKER_00 9:54

This is no longer babysitting. This is a battle, soldier. Us versus the diaper. And I don't like our odds.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

I can do this, Sarge. You gotta believe me. Just give me a chance, Sarge! Give me a chance!

SPEAKER_00 10:10

Fine. But the stakes are high, soldier. Failure is not an option. If you screw up this diaper change, we are doomed. There'll be poopy-doopy everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 10:21

Don't worry, Sarge. I got this. Alright, baby. Let's change your gross stinky pooby-doobie diaper! Okay, here we go. And now let's go change your diapes. First, we will use some wipes. Then we will scrub your butt so it's not stinky. Then I will wipe your rear. Connect the diaper here and here. And now we change your diapes.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

You did it, monk. I can't believe it. Great job.

SPEAKER_04 11:06

Happy to help.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Alright. Now she can eat her snack.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

What if we read a baby book to her while she eats?

SPEAKER_00 11:15

Now that is a great idea, monkey. I think that will make her happy.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

And now, a story. Mommy gave baby a red ball. Baby said, I don't want a red ball. I want a green ball. So mommy took the red ball and gave baby a green ball. Baby said, I don't want a green ball. I want a yellow ball. So mommy took the green ball and gave baby a yellow ball.

SPEAKER_04 11:49

Baby said, I don't want a yellow ball. I want a blue ball.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

So mommy took the yellow ball and gave baby a blue ball. Baby said, I don't want a blue ball. I want a rainbow ball. So mommy took the blue ball and said, We don't have a rainbow ball. I'm sorry you didn't want any of these other colors. Now baby didn't have any ball. And she was sad. Baby said, Mommy, can I please have a ball? Any color is fine. So mommy gave baby a red ball. And baby was happy. Wow, baby books are boring.

SPEAKER_00 12:33

Oh look. My sister is here to pick up baby elephant.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

What? So that's it? After all this time we've spent together? After the bond I established with precious baby elephant, she's leaving forever? Is this what life is like, Ellie? You change a diaper and then they're gone forever? Oh, I can't handle parenthood.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

No, it's okay. She'll be back tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 13:02

Really? Oh, awesome. I have so many fun ideas for activities. Like knife throwing.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:09

Swimming?

SPEAKER_00 13:10

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:11

Cliff jumping?

SPEAKER_00 13:12

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Climbing up a cliff?

SPEAKER_00 13:14

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

Rollerblading?

SPEAKER_00 13:16

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:17

Uh. Uh uh. Jumping in the cat's litterbox?

SPEAKER_00 13:20

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

Pin the tail in the donkey? No. Tiger fighting?

SPEAKER_00 13:24

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:25

Eating hot sauce? No. Running into walls? No. That was so much fun. We watched a baby. I did not expect watching a baby to be that much fun. Babies are so great because they're happy all the time. Except for those times when they're really, really mad and cry and scream. But baby elephant was a happy baby! That was cool. We had fun with you. Let's do it again. We'll find more fun things to do. Oh yeah. Oh, it's not done.

SPEAKER_03 13:58

Uh, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. Uh car chasing. Sky diving?

SPEAKER_04 14:14

Running into walls.