Monkey Monkey Elephant!

1.12 - Camping!

Alex and Owen Season 1 Episode 12

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SPEAKER_06

A monkey monkey monkey. I'm so fun. The monkey monkey monkey monkey song is done. Also, there's elephant. So we're camping? I've never been camping. What are we supposed to do?

SPEAKER_00

Well, Monk, there are only a couple things that we have to do when we're camping. Like setting up our tents and organizing our campsite. Other than that, the only thing we're supposed to do is have fun. I mean, hiking or roasting marshmallows or telling stories, or really anything we want. This is our chance to enjoy nature and enjoy the company of our friends.

SPEAKER_06

Our friends, you say? Well then what is that guy doing here?

SPEAKER_05

Now I can hear you, monkey. I'm right next to you.

SPEAKER_00

Monkey! Be nice. Turtle, we're very happy to have you with us. Thank you, elephant.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, this is such a great campsite. I'm going to put my tent here. Or maybe here. Yes, right here is the perfect spot.

SPEAKER_00

That's a great spot, Bunny. Maybe my tent can go here, right next to yours.

SPEAKER_06

Do I have a tent? I want a tent! Why don't I get a tent?

SPEAKER_00

You do have a tent. We just talked about this. Aren't you listening? Bear has an extra tent just for you.

SPEAKER_07

I sure do, monkey. After I set my tent up, I'll help you with yours.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, thank you. I have a tent. I have a tent. I have a tent. Can I set my tent up myself? Of course. Give it a shot. It might be tricky though if you've never done it before. Oh, don't worry. I got this. Let's see. I think this goes here. And then if I put this here, um that is definitely not right. It doesn't fit. Ouch! Oh! Why don't these pieces fit? This is so wrong. Okay, maybe I don't got this. Bear, could you please set my tent up? Sure, monk. Thank you. So now what do I do at camping?

SPEAKER_00

How about we go for a hike? That's a great idea. I love hiking.

SPEAKER_06

Huh? Ooh, I'll be the hiking leader. Follow me, everyone.

SPEAKER_02

Following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey. Are we going on a boat? Will we fly in a big balloon? Will it be a big adventure? Will he lead us to the moon? Following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey. Are we going to the store? Are we going to the pool? I know that it's true. Whatever we do will be super cool. Following monkey, following monkey, following monkey, following monkey. Wherever he goes.

SPEAKER_06

Whatever, dude. What do we do next?

SPEAKER_00

I guess we could get the fire going. I like campfires.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, me too. When we light the fire, I feel like that's when camping really begins.

SPEAKER_06

I know exactly what you mean, Bunny. I have no idea what you mean.

SPEAKER_01

Smoke rising higher and higher. Disappears in the sky. Putting another log on the fire. A friend is by my side. A thousand stars of our heads. Shining bright. Telling stories and singing songs. Laughing in the night. I wish that I was capping. I wish that I was happy. I wish that I was happy tonight. Thousand stars above our heads. Shining bright. Telling stories. Laughing in the night. I wish that I was camping. I wish that I was camping. I wish that I was camping. I wish that I was camping. I wish that I was camping. I wish that I was camping tonight.

SPEAKER_00

The fire looks great.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, it does. And we made it just in time too. It's starting to get dark out. Oh, that reminds me.

SPEAKER_07

I need to set up my telescope. Wow, you have a telescope? Yeah. Elephant gave it to me for my birthday.

SPEAKER_00

Don't you remember, monkey? You were there. You gave Bear suspenders for some reason.

SPEAKER_06

Suspenders? Who would want suspenders for a birthday present? And there. My telescope is all set up. Can I please use it? Can I can I please can I can I can I please? Can I can I can I please?

SPEAKER_07

Well there really aren't any stars out yet, so there isn't anything to look at. Let's wait a little while until some stars come out, and then we'll use the telescope.

SPEAKER_00

Who wants to roast marshmallows?

SPEAKER_06

I've never wanted to do anything more in my life! How do I do it?

SPEAKER_03

Here, take this long stick. You just put a marshmallow on the end of the stick and hold it over the fire until it gets warm and squishy.

SPEAKER_00

Be careful that the marshmallow doesn't touch the fire, because they burn very easily.

SPEAKER_06

Fire burns things. Got it.

SPEAKER_03

And here's a marshmallow for you.

SPEAKER_06

Thanks, uh oh, I burned it.

SPEAKER_03

No problem. We'll call that a practice marshmallow. Here's another one. Thanks, uh oh, I burned it. Hmm, here's another one.

SPEAKER_06

Thanks, uh oh, I burned it.

SPEAKER_00

Would you like me to roast your marshmallow for you, monk?

SPEAKER_06

Yes, please. I lack the patience and discipline necessary for this task. That's something my mother taught me to memorize so I could say it in school.

SPEAKER_05

Can you make one for me too, elephant? Of course, little buddy.

SPEAKER_07

Here is chocolate.

SPEAKER_00

Chocolate.

SPEAKER_07

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, and graham crackers so we can make s'mores. S'mores of what? S'mores! It's a treat! You put roasted marshmallow and chocolate on a graham cracker. It's my favorite!

SPEAKER_06

S'mores sound amazing! I'll take ten, please.

SPEAKER_00

Here's your marshmallow turtle. Thank you. And here's yours, monk.

SPEAKER_06

Thanks!

SPEAKER_07

And now, monkey makes a s'more.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, here we go. A s'more. I take the marshmallow, that is, ooh, it's a little hot. And squishy. Mmm, smells good. And I'll take the chocolate and I put those on the graham cracker and make a little sandwich. Oh, this looks delicious! And ow.

SPEAKER_02

This is the funny thing I've ever had in my life.

SPEAKER_07

I know, right? What's wrong?

SPEAKER_06

I see a monster over there.

SPEAKER_07

Where? I don't see anything. Neither do I.

SPEAKER_06

Over there! In the trees! Monsters!

SPEAKER_00

Are you talking about the shadows?

SPEAKER_06

The what? I'm talking about the the monsters!

SPEAKER_00

The shadows? I think you're talking about our shadows. The light from the fire is bright, and you can see our shadows in the trees. They may look a little scary, but they're not monsters or anything bad. It's just the light dancing around.

SPEAKER_07

And shadows can be fun. You can make hand puppets by putting your hands in front of the light. Look, here's a duck.

SPEAKER_03

Quick, quick. Ooh, I want to try. Here's an alligator. Chomp, chomp, chomp.

SPEAKER_06

Um okay, if you say so, but I'm watching you, shadows. Don't try anything funny. No monkey business. Or I'll give you the old hop, hop, bang, zoom, whoa, ow! Ooh.

SPEAKER_00

You okay, monkey?

SPEAKER_06

Yep. Just fell out of my chair. Happened several times a day. No big deal. See? It's happening again! Whoa! Oh, monkey. I kind of feel like we should read a book right now. I really enjoy reading books roughly two-thirds of the way through my adventures.

SPEAKER_07

I think it's too dark to read a book right now.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe we could take turns telling stories.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, I have an idea. How about we make up a story together? And bam.

SPEAKER_06

Um I don't think I know how to make up a story.

SPEAKER_00

Anybody can make up a story. You read a lot, monkey. And you've got a great imagination.

SPEAKER_03

Let's do it! Great! We'll just take turns telling parts of the story. I'll start. Once upon a time. Deep in the woods? There was a turtle.

SPEAKER_07

A turtle? This story is terrible! And a monkey. So our story so far is Once Upon a Time, deep in the woods, there was a turtle and a monkey.

SPEAKER_06

Much better!

SPEAKER_00

Turtle and monkey had been walking in the woods together and were leaving a trail of breadcrumbs they could follow to get back to their campsite. When they ran out of breadcrumbs, they decided to turn around and follow the trail back. Then they came across a bear who had eaten the trail of breadcrumbs.

SPEAKER_07

The bear said, Roar! I'm hungry! Give me more breadcrumbs! Roar!

SPEAKER_00

And the monkey said, I'm sorry, bear, but we are all out of breadcrumbs. Maternal, then?

SPEAKER_04

How about you eat the monkey?

SPEAKER_06

Hey! Well, well then what happened?

SPEAKER_03

It's your turn, monkey. You come up with something.

SPEAKER_06

But, um I don't know how. I mean, what do I say?

SPEAKER_00

Well, in the story there's a problem. What's the problem?

SPEAKER_06

Um, the problem in the story is that the turtle and the monkey are in the woods with a hungry bear, and they can't find their way back to their campsite because the bear ate the breadcrumb trail. And the bear might eat monkey.

SPEAKER_00

That's right. Now can you come up with a way to solve this problem?

SPEAKER_06

Um, what if the bear helps them find their way back?

SPEAKER_03

That's a great idea. Tell us about how the bear will help them.

SPEAKER_06

Um, okay. The monkey said, uh, hey bear, please don't eat us. Can you help us find our campsite? If you help us, when we get to the campsite, we can give you some food.

SPEAKER_00

Very good, monkey. That's great.

SPEAKER_07

The bear agreed and led the monkey and the turtle all the way back to the campsite.

SPEAKER_03

And the bear said, Roar, now where's my food?

SPEAKER_06

And and the monkey said, Relax, guy! Chill, bro. We're gonna make s'mores.

SPEAKER_03

Me and oh great job, everyone.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that was a really great story. Oh wow, look at all the stars! It's telescope time! Me first! Me first! Me first! Okay, monkey, just hang on a second. I just have to line it up. And bear! Take a look!

SPEAKER_03

Whoa! The stars look so cool! What can I see? I wanna see too. Me too.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, next is elephant's turn! Here you go, Ellie! Hey bear! How far away are the stars?

SPEAKER_07

That's a good question, monkey. The stars are farther away than we can even imagine. Our moon is very close. People have even traveled to the moon. But the stars are much, much, much further away, way too far to travel to, and that's why they look so small. If they were closer, they would look much bigger. Some stars are even bigger than our own sun. How could anything be bigger than the sun? Well, our sun is a star, and it's a medium-sized star. Some stars are a lot bigger.

SPEAKER_00

Does that mean that other stars could have planets around them like Earth?

SPEAKER_06

Sure. Whoa! What if one of those planets has an alien monkey who is looking through a telescope at our sun right now? And look at me! Hi Alien Monkey!

SPEAKER_03

It's pretty crazy to think about.

SPEAKER_04

It sure is. I wonder if Alien Monkey is also crazy. Well, it's late. I'm going to bed.

SPEAKER_03

Me too. I'm so tired. Good night, everyone. See you in the morning.

SPEAKER_07

Good night. I'll stay awake for a little while longer, then put out the fire.

SPEAKER_00

I'll keep you company, Bear.

SPEAKER_06

I can't go to sleep before the fire is put out. That's gonna be the most exciting thing ever! Then sleeping in a tent's gonna be the most exciting thing ever!

SPEAKER_00

And then we get to wake up and have more fun tomorrow.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Tomorrow is the most exciting thing ever! That was cool. We had fun with you. Let's do it again. We'll find more fun things to do. Oh yeah. Oh, it's not done. Uh monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.

SPEAKER_07

Here is chocolate and graham crackers.