The Mall Mishaps and Minecraft Mayhem

Ever warned your kids about something only to watch them do it anyway and face the consequences? This episode dives into the perfect example of that parenting cycle when two teenagers attempt to return shoes at the mall despite warnings that it wouldn't go well. 

After being refused by a store employee they colorfully nickname "Fat Ginger," the boys learn the hard way why their parents said no in the first place. Their father doesn't miss the opportunity to drive home an important life lesson: "We say no for a reason, not because we don't want you to do it, but because it's not the right thing." It's the parenting equivalent of "I told you so," delivered with just enough restraint to make the point without rubbing salt in the wound.

The conversation takes a fascinating turn when the discussion shifts to the Minecraft movie and the surprising phenomenon of audience participation that's erupted around it. The generational divide becomes starkly apparent as the teenagers enthusiastically defend screaming catchphrases and throwing popcorn as "not a movie, but an experience," while their father advocates for traditional theater etiquette and respect for other viewers.

This family dynamic reaches peak entertainment when they debate the evolution of video games, with Dad proudly claiming his gaming credentials by referencing classics like Pong, Pac-Man, and GoldenEye, only to be dismissed with the devastating teenage comeback: "You're just calling yourself old." The authentic family banter, complete with interruptions, playful insults, and genuine moments of connection, makes this episode relatable to anyone who's ever been a parent or a teenager navigating the sometimes frustrating, often funny territory of family relationships.

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Transcript

Welcome to the Show

Speaker 1 0:13

Hey, everybody, welcome to.

Speaker 3 0:15

Saki Tubi.

Speaker 1 0:21

Hey everybody, it's Ditto. I'm back here with Case the creature and Ryan. Hi hey Ryan, what's going on? Bud, you can say something. Creature.

Speaker 2 0:29

What.

Speaker 1 0:31

Oh, now, all of a sudden, you want to shut up.

Speaker 2 0:32

Wow, so exciting Lively punch.

Speaker 1 0:35

The one person that can't stop talking gets on behind the microphone and all of a sudden, nothing.

Speaker 3 0:42

Well, I just got yelled at, so.

Speaker 1 0:44

What'd you get yelled at for?

Speaker 3 0:45

Talking Pretty obvious.

Speaker 1 0:48

All right. What are we doing here, guys?

Speaker 2 0:51

Talking about impossible kicks.

Speaker 1 0:52

Why Experience? What did you guys do?

Speaker 2 0:55

We went to the mall we got kicked out like five times.

Speaker 3 0:58

We got kicked out. We just walked around the mall and it just kept happening. But why'd you get kicked out Trying? We just walked around the mall, it just kept happening. But why did you get kicked out Trying to return shoes?

Speaker 1 1:07

Were you wearing the shoes.

Speaker 3 1:08

No.

Speaker 1 1:09

Were you wearing the same pants that you were trying to return? What? It's a Seinfeld reference, but go ahead.

Speaker 3 1:15

What do you mean?

Speaker 1 1:16

Don't worry about it. Let's get back to the shoes. You were wearing the shoes around the mall, weren't you?

Speaker 3 1:20

No, I was not. Yes, weren't you? No, it was not.

Speaker 1 1:22

Yes, you were no, it was not you were in the store and that was it yep then he sold you bum shoes oh yeah why would he do that?

Speaker 3 1:30

because he's a fat ginger.

Speaker 1 1:31

Oh boy, lard boy, exactly ryan's got it, that's my name for him I want both you guys to tell me the story of what he did from your perspective. Now, this is your. This isn't necessarily the truth.

Speaker 2 1:44

All right, the creature you go first.

Speaker 3 1:47

All right, so well, we went in the store. He sold me the shoes. We went in the store. He sold me the shoes. We walked out the mall. I looked at them Well, not out the mall, like out of the store. And we looked at them and they were like just not what I bought and they were like just not what I bought and they were not good, like they were beat and like worn. So we went back it was me and like five other people we went back and tried to get the return on them. He's like no, you can get out, I'm going to have to call security and you're going to be escorted out of the mall. And he's like like he just kept kicking us out and telling us that if we didn't get out, he's going to get. He basically said the mall police is what he said. He said I'm going to get the mall police involved.

Speaker 1 2:31

Mall police.

Speaker 3 2:33

They're a bunch of losers. So, yeah, and then we went back in there. I talked to one of the people that helped me like pick out shoes or whatever, and then she brought them back and she was like telling him that I wanted to return. She was like saying that she would do it and like stuff like that. And then she asked someone else to say it. And then he walked over, slammed the shoes down at my feet and told us to get out, otherwise we were like banned from the store, weren't allowed back, and like he was just going to keep getting us kicked out. So we kind of walked out and just sat in front of the store for a good 30 minutes and anybody that would walk by we'd say something most of the time. And then we went back in there and he again kicked us out. We weren't even talking to him.

Speaker 3 3:24

Him, he literally just kept coming up to us and like putting his arms out and like whooshing us like to get out of the store. And then, um, he kind of stopped and let his like his, um, like the other people in the store talk to us and like get us out of the store and like it's just like not fun to be in there. And then when the adults came, um, he, we went in there. It was a big like arguing thing.

Speaker 3 3:51

I was talking to some of the workers and they were like no, no, no, we're cool with you. Like we had we wanted to return the shoes. He's like he wouldn't let us and they were all talking to me and like all the other people that were there and, um, he was just like set and he was being like rude and obnoxious and like just not being pleasant and um, yeah, so he called security and got all of us kicked out the store. He's like they need to be escorted out of the mall and like stuff like that. And they just kicked us out of the store. They didn't even kick us out, they just told us to leave, so they didn't have to deal with it.

Speaker 2 4:21

But yeah, how'd you feel about it, ray? So when they called security he said he was the owner of the mall. But after that we did some research and it turns out it was like his cousin or something.

Speaker 3 4:38

Yeah, his cousin was the owner, or like his family member was the owner, and he wasn't even like a manager or no, he might have been a manager. So fat ginger had really nothing to do with it no he was basically his nepotism he might have been a manager, but that was about it. He wasn't like a co-owner all right which is what he claimed to be keep going right um, so we got out the mall and then we just kept talking about it.

Speaker 3 5:05

Yeah, yeah, big topic of conversation after that, right, yep Like explain what you thought happened at the mall.

Speaker 1 5:14

Just keep your face closer to the mic so it's louder.

Speaker 2 5:17

So what I heard was RJ told me they gave him the wrong shoes. So we went back.

Speaker 1 5:24

What you heard or what you saw.

Speaker 2 5:26

He told me who did? We saw him too, I saw him too.

Speaker 1 5:29

The creature.

Life Lessons After Getting Duped

Speaker 2 5:30

Yes, yeah. So we went back, tried to return them. He didn't let us. Then we went to a few other stores and see if they would return them, and then one of the stores told us to avoid the purses. So he went back. It's kind of like deleting the purchase, like the history of the purchase. So he went back and said we want to avoid the purchase. And then that's where the kicked out thing started. Yeah.

Speaker 1 6:00

So Fat Ginger really was just a dick.

Speaker 3 6:02

Oh yeah, and I also just want to specify we went to the other stores to try to resell them. It was a whole process, and then Nordstrom's was the store that was like you need to go, tell them to void the transaction, Otherwise your parents are going to come down, it's going to be a huge problem and they're like I don't know what a void is. We don't know how to void something. So that was the problem.

Speaker 1 6:24

Who said that?

Speaker 3 6:26

The Fat.

Speaker 1 6:28

Ginger Fat Ginger owns a store and doesn't know how to void something.

Speaker 2 6:30

Right Super smart.

Speaker 1 6:32

Wow, right, I might still go in there anyway.

Speaker 3 6:37

Sounds like an adventure for you guys. I think I should go in there wearing the shoes You're not going to go back.

Speaker 1 6:40

I might go in there and try on every pair of shoes he has, oh boy. And I'll go in there every day until I find him and say can I have these in a size 9? Oh, these don't fit. How about an 11? Oh, these are too big. Oh hey, fat ginger, oh boy. I just start calling him that until he kicks me out. I'm like listen, you don't know how to avoid a transaction. Well, you're going to avoid this shit. That guy was a dick on the phone.

Speaker 2 7:05

He's not a very nice person.

Speaker 1 7:08

That's why and we went through this already, because I had to call you and be like hey, how tough are you, yep. Keep going. Is that the rest of the story?

Speaker 2 7:17

Basically.

Speaker 1 7:20

What happened after mom and the singing chef got there, or Casey and the singing chef got there, or Casey and the singing chef.

Speaker 2 7:30

We went back to the store and then he called security. We just kept complaining. He kept saying like we can't return it.

Speaker 1 7:40

What did security do?

Speaker 2 7:43

They just kicked us out of the store.

Speaker 3 7:44

No, they did nothing, not much, absolutely nothing. They stood there. Yeah no, also the fat ginger kept going in the back when security was there. He called his own security down and then he just wouldn't even talk to them. He would go in the back the whole time. And he came out with pizza at one point, like reheated pizza. It was funny.

Speaker 1 8:02

It was dinner time, helios, I had pizza at one point Like reheated pizza.

Speaker 2 8:04

It was funny. It was dinner time, elio's. He asked you. One of the workers asked you if you wanted a piece.

Speaker 3 8:08

Yeah, I know, he asked me if I wanted a slice of pizza.

Speaker 2 8:12

That's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 8:13

That was awful nice. Yeah, here you want a piece of pizza with those shoes we sold you that you can't return. Oh no, Listen here Fat Ginger and Dumbass, who I said don't sell his kids' shoes.

Speaker 3 8:26

The employees were nice. It was just him. All the employees said they would do the return if it wasn't for him.

Speaker 1 8:32

So you're saying that they could have done the return? Yeah, it was just Fat Ginger Yep. Yeah, well, I'm going there then.

Speaker 2 8:37

Okay.

Speaker 1 8:38

I'm going to put a pair of your old soccer cleats in a box and say, return these now. Return them now or else I'm going to punch you in the face.

Speaker 2 8:47

Oh boy, that sounds like a great plan.

Speaker 1 8:49

I'm not actually going to strike the guy. I can't, that would be illegal. Yes, it would and probably a lot of trouble for me. Yeah, but I can go in there and make a scene. I'm not going to do that. I can make a scene and make him pull the Pull the rest of his red hair out.

Speaker 3 9:02

You should pour water on the floor and act like you slip in his shoes too. That's a solid idea.

Speaker 1 9:08

Let's try it. All right, what else you guys got? Now you got suckered. Hey, how did you feel getting suckered?

Speaker 3 9:15

Didn't get suckered really.

Speaker 1 9:19

No, we still have the shoes. Yeah, are they the shoes you want? If they were the shoes you wanted, why'd you try and return them?

Speaker 3 9:23

They were the shoes. They were just beat up.

Speaker 1 9:25

Why'd you try and return them?

Speaker 3 9:27

Because they were beat up.

Speaker 1 9:29

So they're not the shoes you wanted, are they?

Speaker 3 9:31

I mean they're the same design, same everything.

Speaker 1 9:35

They're the same type of shoes. If you wanted them, why would you try and return them?

Speaker 3 9:38

Because they were worn.

Speaker 1 9:39

So you didn't want them them.

Speaker 2 9:47

No, so you got suckered. Sure, there you go. That's what it is. You got duped because we went back to return them, because they had a scuff. It was scuffed and it had creed in it.

Speaker 1 9:54

It was creased this turns out to be a learning lesson for everyone. This is exactly why parents in general, especially mom and myself, say no, no, it's not because we want to be jerks or mean or anything like that. It's because this happens and you don't understand it yet and you're going to get duped, and you did. It's like don't touch the stove. If we tell you not to touch the stove, are you going to touch the stove? Yes yeah, exactly until what until it burns me until it burns you, and then you're gonna know.

Speaker 1 10:27

That's why we said no, right, that's how you learn. But we're not telling you no because we don't want you to do something. We're telling you no because it's not the right thing to do. Do you understand? Yeah, so after you touch the stove, you realize it. Oh, that's why mom said no, right, there you go. That's why we say it, not because we don't want you to do it or that you can't do it, but you're, it's not the right thing to be doing. And that's it because we are actually older than you, if you haven't noticed by a couple of years just a few yeah we're both 29 a couple decades actually watch your mouth creature watch your mouth, creature.

Speaker 1 11:06

But we say no for a reason, not because we don't want you to do it, but because it's not the right thing, and this was one of the things. This is like touching the stove. I said no, you did it, you got burned, right. That's what it comes down to and okay, it's a life experience. Now you know Right, it's a life experience. Now you know Right. Now you know, and you didn't have to fall into it.

Speaker 2 11:26

Yeah.

Speaker 1 11:26

Right? Am I wrong there, big guy? No, stop staring off into space, oh boy.

Speaker 2 11:34

He under-instruments us because we're younger, so he thinks he could get a good deal off of us. Very true.

Speaker 1 11:40

Oh, absolutely that's what he did. Yeah, yeah, he took you for a ride and that's what you want to avoid. Yeah, and that's why you always have to say screw you, ginger, fat, ginger, lard Boy, impossible, kick sucks, lard Boy, yeah, lard Boy, whatever you want to call it. What else is happening? You guys went and saw the Minecraft movie, right?

Speaker 3 12:03

A Minecraft movie?

Speaker 1 12:04

Yes, and everybody do you realize there's a big deal coming out about that.

Speaker 2 12:08

Yeah, people are getting kicked out, they're getting kicked out Police are escorting them out of the movie. I know, I know.

Speaker 1 12:13

Because they're screaming and yelling.

Speaker 2 12:15

Like at Aubrey's Theater. Someone took off their shirt and got kicked out.

Speaker 3 12:19

Yeah, yeah, at my theater, everybody there's kids behind me. I mean I kind of can't talk because I was doing it too, but they were throwing popcorn and standing up yelling, screaming. It's the Minecraft movie. You've got to act like that whenever Steve says something.

Speaker 1 12:34

No, you do not.

Speaker 3 12:35

Yeah, you do, no, you do not.

Speaker 1 12:37

Yes, you do. You don't have to throw popcorn.

Minecraft Movie Madness

Speaker 3 12:41

You don't have to be a jerk. No, you only throw popcorn at one part of the movie, chicken jockey. No, when they say water bucket release, you just gotta throw it. And when they say coming in hot, you gotta scream. When they say chicken jockey, you gotta scream. When they say the nether, you gotta scream. When they say flint and steel, you gotta scream. Every time he says something. When he introduces Dennis, you gotta scream. Anything, you just gotta scream at that movie.

Speaker 2 13:06

You do not have to. No, I just yelled the I am steven chicken jock.

Speaker 3 13:08

Yeah, no, my whole theater was like cheering and screaming and yelling. It was fun, ours was so boring this is a real thing. No joke, this is a real thing my whole theater was cheering and yelling and screaming it's crazy howling, it was fun what's happening with this movie? Dude it's so fun to be in those theaters. It's like it's not with this movie, Dude. It's so fun to be in those theaters. It's not even a movie at that point. It's literally an experience. I swear it's a whole different.

Speaker 1 13:31

Was it like when I took you on the Transformers ride and Megatron threw us off the top of the building and you got so scared you were just.

Speaker 3 13:40

That's probably why I don't like roller coasters. I was like six years old.

Speaker 1 13:44

That, and you're French.

Speaker 3 13:45

I was like six years old and I saw Megatron grin at me with like this mischievous face and then throw us off of a building.

Speaker 1 13:53

He did. I mean it's 3D, it's a true story, you didn't actually get thrown off a building.

Speaker 3 13:57

No, I know, but I was six years old.

Speaker 1 13:58

It literally felt like you did.

Speaker 2 14:06

I've done it. It's awesome. Universal right yes, we did that. Remember the Jurassic Park one.

Speaker 1 14:08

And then we jumped in the speed pass line, whatever it is that they have to go down. The Spider-Man one, and he's like I don't want to go.

Speaker 3 14:19

Yeah, we also did the Jurassic World one, not the Velocicoaster, but the other one.

Speaker 2 14:23

Yeah, he was probably talking about the Velocicoaster. We did the Velocicoaster last year. It went like back slowly.

Speaker 1 14:30

Although I gotta say the other people we were with and then it boosted forward. Sorry Say that again, bud.

Speaker 2 14:35

So it went backward for like a second, and then it went, and then it like boosted forward extremely fast.

Speaker 1 14:46

Ryan hated it but kind of loved it too. Yeah, the people who we were with we went into it and the young lady we were with got scared of the Shrek ride. Oh, it doesn't even move, it just vibrates.

Speaker 3 14:57

Yeah, how? Because we were like six and nine.

Speaker 1 15:01

It was not good, she was not. No, oh no, she was not, I was probably four, not good, she was not.

Speaker 3 15:05

No, oh no, she was not, I was probably four or five, she was probably seven, it was probably five and eight. Yeah.

Speaker 1 15:11

But either way, first ride we go on is a Shrek ride and all of a sudden she's bawling, oh jeez. And her mother wouldn't even take her out.

Speaker 3 15:22

I had to, I had to.

Speaker 1 15:23

I had to leave the ride.

Speaker 3 15:26

Oh my goodness, did that? That dinosaur ride scarred me. It was so fun like going up it and then like going into the thing. It was cool and then just that. That t-rex when it roared and then the drop was just the worst part about that entire ride I remember that it was like 50. It was like 50 60 foot drop and it was scary.

Speaker 2 15:48

Yeah. So I thought it was like this is boring, it's not even moving. And then that part came up and I started screaming.

Speaker 1 15:56

Let's go back to the Minecraft movie. What makes it so good, first of all? And then I want to get into how much we spent on McDonald's after you guys saw the movie.

Speaker 3 16:07

It's Minecraft. That's what makes it so important. Why do you have to scream the funny voice lines, no, no no In the movies, because when they say something it's iconic, like he'll go. I am Steve and you're all just going why? I don't know why. It's just what you do.

Speaker 1 16:27

It doesn't do it in the game. Where did this come from?

Speaker 3 16:29

The movie.

Speaker 2 16:31

Isn't this the movie now?

Speaker 3 16:34

Yeah, it's all about the game, and they added voice lines in the movie and that's why it's so good.

Speaker 1 16:37

How did you even know to do that? Where'd you learn?

Speaker 2 16:39

We didn't, we didn it. There's a lot of trailers.

Speaker 3 16:43

Yeah, there's just a lot of trailers. And one person screamed in our theater and then everybody followed that, and so that's what we did. After every one, we just started screaming, and then that happened in every other theater, because I went on release day, so Ooh. Yeah, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 17:00

Hey there, cool guy. But all of a sudden it's popping up everywhere where police have to be called, They'll stop the movie halfway through. Yeah, I know and remove people from the theater.

Speaker 3 17:13

Some guy threw like a blue slushie when they said water bucket release, it's nuts. When somebody said water bucket release, he threw a blue slushie at somebody's face and got kicked out and he screamed it too Worth it. Oh, my God, worth, it.

Speaker 2 17:25

Oh, my God, worth, it.

Speaker 3 17:28

And one of the theaters I think it was in New Jersey they completely trashed it when they said water bucket release, guys took full buckets of popcorn large ones and just threw it.

Speaker 1 17:38

They're legit trashing the theater.

Speaker 3 17:39

Yeah, and then simply.

Speaker 1 17:42

I believe they were considering taking it out of the theater.

Speaker 3 17:45

And then simply, when they said big old red ones, my theater went crazy, I don't know why. About that one, I mean, yeah, it's like a good line, obviously it's a meme, but we all, obviously everybody screamed, obviously everybody screamed. But you know, there's a lot of fun parts about that movie and especially everybody like it was not quiet in there at one point in the entire movie, which usually there is, like there's always silence in the movie theaters. That's why this made, that's why it was like fun just to be in that theater that's called having respect when you're quiet in the theater yeah, but when everybody's going along with it, that just makes it fun.

Speaker 3 18:23

It's actually part of the opening credits and stuff to be quiet and turn your phone off. Yeah, you're quiet until Steve says something, and then your whole theater runs.

Speaker 1 18:31

That's actually what they call mob mentality. Everybody else is doing it, so I should too.

Speaker 3 18:37

Yep, Well, no, actually I was the first one to scream on like three of them.

Speaker 1 18:42

Why, why Because?

Speaker 3 18:44

it's just what you do.

Speaker 1 18:45

You don't have to and you're doing the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 18:48

It's just what you do, simply no, it's not. Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 18:51

You go to the movies. You sit there quietly and watch the movie.

Speaker 3 18:54

Dude, you don't throw popcorn or a slushie or slap the guy next to you in the forehead. It's not a movie.

Speaker 1 19:00

Unless it's Red Ginger. And then you slapped a snot on him.

Speaker 3 19:03

Yeah, it's not a movie, though. It's an experience. I don't know how to explain it Like you have to go see it and then you'll know. You have to watch all the memes.

Speaker 1 19:12

I don't have to see it to teach you respect.

Speaker 3 19:15

It's not about respect, it's about Exactly.

Speaker 1 19:17

That's your. There you go. Thank you for saying it.

Speaker 3 19:20

Oh boy, yeah, exactly, you don't have respect. No, she's not.

Generation Gap: Video Game Evolution

Speaker 1 19:23

You're ruining other people's time.

Speaker 3 19:26

What do you?

Speaker 1 19:27

mean Movies are not Dude.

Speaker 3 19:28

Yeah, okay, if you're, we obviously watched the movie. But when you go there you know all the memes, so you cheer whenever he says it. That's the whole point. The movie's a whole meme.

Speaker 1 19:38

Yes, but other people paid that much money to go sit there quietly and watch the movie. They didn't go there to scream and yell and you're ruining it for them.

Speaker 3 19:44

Everybody in our theater yelled.

Speaker 1 19:47

It doesn't matter, I'm talking to you, you don't have to, okay, because you should have respect for everybody else in the theater. Am I wrong? Sure, I don't Just because everybody else is doing, it doesn't mean you need to.

Speaker 3 20:01

Okay, I still don't care Like if I went back again. I'll still do it again.

Speaker 1 20:05

I can't believe. You just said that on the air, which is going to be up and out this Tuesday, which is tomorrow.

Speaker 3 20:11

If I went to any other movie. It's next Tuesday. If I went to any other movie, yeah, I would have been quiet, but it's the minecraft movie, so no, I'm gonna scream. If it was like any other movie in the theaters, I wouldn't yell, I wouldn't even talk I'm pretty sure you're losing something.

Speaker 1 20:25

There's some punishment coming why, because that's disrespectful. All right, we need to move on from this you can't do that but it it's not okay. Anyway, what's next?

Speaker 2 20:39

Can I ask Creature something.

Speaker 1 20:42

Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 20:42

What do you rate the movie out of 10?

Speaker 3 20:45

10.

Speaker 2 20:46

I rate it a 7 because literally every single trailer they posted is exactly what happens in the movie.

Speaker 1 20:53

Couple of rookies.

Speaker 3 20:56

That's the Sorry. Sorry guys.

Speaker 1 20:57

9.767345, you could have stopped at the first 7 wow you can't give a solid score like a 7, it's gonna be a 7.1, 7.3, 7.2 7. Negative 5 no that just doesn't make any sense 7.5.

Speaker 2 21:16

7.5 is a number. What made it so good? Everything, just the whole plot of the movie. That just doesn't make any sense. 7.5.

Speaker 1 21:19

There you go 7.5 is the number. What made it so?

Speaker 3 21:21

good. Everything. Just the whole plot of the movie, everything, all the memes that have been around before even the movie came out, everything.

Speaker 1 21:31

So you guys have been prepping for this movie.

Speaker 3 21:33

Yes.

Speaker 2 21:34

Everyone has yeah.

Speaker 1 21:35

Everyone has. Yes, it's that big. Yes, I just heard about it when you went there.

Speaker 3 21:39

You know, who hasn't been prepping Neither of us I had no idea. We don't plan on watching it. You guys are like 50, 60, so I understand. Wow, we are not, that's old.

Speaker 1 21:50

Does that mean we can't play video games?

Speaker 3 21:52

You don't play the games we play. And if you do, yeah, you're right because they're stupid nowadays.

Speaker 1 21:56

But anyway I was there for the first ones, were you.

Speaker 3 22:01

What Hell? No, you weren't Exactly Pitfall.

Speaker 1 22:11

Pong Pac-Man.

Speaker 3 22:12

Mario Brothers, zelda GoldenEye Blitz NBA.

Speaker 1 22:14

Jam Madden, any Madden that you still play now. I played the first Madden first NHL Dude, you got no idea.

Speaker 3 22:22

You got no idea, bro. You're just calling yourself old.

Speaker 1 22:26

I am old. I'm not calling myself old, I am. I have a child. I'm old. And now I'm gray because of you.

Speaker 3 22:34

All because of you.

Speaker 1 22:36

I love you, though it's all your fault Richard.

Speaker 2 22:40

Come on buddy. Oh boy, what Nothing.

Speaker 1 22:44

No, I'm saying You're right, I don't play the new video games, but I played the game. If you guys play a shooting game, especially Fortnite, all that stems from GoldenEye.

Speaker 3 22:58

100% it does, and that's what I played so in golden eye you can build, edit and all that. No, they added to it.

Speaker 1 23:06

But the first player, the first person shooter, the very first game that was first person shooter was either duck hunt, I was gonna say I played you guys never played duck hunt so I have or it was golden eye. Golden eye revolutionized video games so fortnite is third person.

Speaker 3 23:25

But okay, oh, boy it is not third person I said fortnite is third person. You just said it's not third person yes, it is how you're not, you don't see out you, you see your whole character.

Speaker 1 23:40

Alright, fair enough, but that's still first person.

Speaker 3 23:44

No, it's not, it's technically.

Speaker 1 23:45

Third how is it?

Speaker 3 23:47

third it wouldn't be first I think the whole point is that it's evolved.

Speaker 2 23:52

It's evolved. It was because of 007. It's the reason.

Speaker 1 23:59

Fortnite exists at this point, it's because of Goldeneye. If it wasn't for Goldeneye, you wouldn't have that game.

Speaker 2 24:05

I wish Fortnite didn't exist. Oh, stop it, you've played Fortnite forever.

Speaker 3 24:12

You've probably spent probably about $1,000 on that game, no it's not. It's technically third.

Speaker 1 24:20

How is it?

Speaker 3 24:20

third it wouldn't be first, I think the whole point is that it's evolved.

Speaker 2 24:25

It's evolved, it's changed. It's what it is now. It was because of 007.

Speaker 1 24:30

It's the reason Fortnite exists at this point it's because of Goldeneye. If it wasn't for Goldeneye, you wouldn't have that game.

Speaker 2 24:38

I wish Fortnite didn't exist.

Speaker 3 24:42

Oh, stop it. You've played Fortnite forever, Ryan you've probably spent probably about $1,000 on that game. Oh, I don't see what the I don't know.

Speaker 1 24:55

Is it working now?

Speaker 2 24:57

Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 24:58

Yeah, can you hear me Yep, can you hear me now?

Speaker 2 25:01

No, yes.

Speaker 1 25:02

Can you hear me now? Yeah, can you hear me now.

Speaker 3 25:04

No.

Speaker 2 25:05

You guys don't even know what that is.

Speaker 3 25:07

But, Ryan, you probably spent upwards of like $1,000 on that game. I hope that is not true.

Closing and Sponsor Messages

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Speaker 2 25:31

Alright.

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