The Raw Unfiltered Hour: No Plan, All Heart

We connect with our listeners in this unplanned, unfiltered episode that touches on everything from mysterious bridge collisions to podcast challenges and fast-food critiques.

• Discussion of the Brooklyn Bridge boat crash that killed two people and its strange timing coinciding with Diddy's legal troubles
• Comparison to the earlier Baltimore bridge collapse and questioning of the coincidental nature of these events
• Candid talk about balancing professional careers with podcast commitments
• Encouragement for all team members to take initiative when schedules don't align
• Debate about fast food biscuits, with passionate opinions about Popeyes versus McDonald's
• Nostalgia for discontinued menu items like McDonald's parfaits and chicken snack wraps
• Reflection on how unplanned, authentic episodes often resonate more with audiences than carefully structured content
• Embracing natural comedy and real-life observations as the podcast's greatest strength

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Chapters

• 0:00 Welcome to Saki Tumi
• 4:25 Brooklyn Bridge Boat Crash
• 9:10 Bridge Crashes and Diddy Connections
• 14:35 Real Talk About Podcast Struggles
• 21:30 Fast Food Biscuit Debate
• 24:15 Being Funny Without Trying
• 27:45 Final Thoughts and Show Wrap

Transcript

Welcome to Saki Tumi

Speaker 2 0:12

Hey, everybody, welcome to. Saki Tumi, saki Tumi. Hey everybody, it's Ditto. Welcome back to Saki Tumi. We connect people to people, Even if you crash into a fucking bridge again. Holy shit, we got a lot going on today, a lot going on this week. We are in a I don't know. It's crazy. I didn't realize the summers were going to be like this.

Speaker 4 0:40

Yeah.

Speaker 2 0:41

I took on two different roles and I'm failing at this one right now. I am. I took on two different roles and I'm failing at this one right now. I am. I'm failing and you can see the slack. We'll get back to it, but besides that, we're going to stay consistent. We're going to keep going with this podcast. Yes, we're going to sit here right now and talk about the Brooklyn fucking bridge boat.

Speaker 4 1:01

Yeah, that's sad in a way, actually, because two people died. I feel bad Because it wasn't really supposed to happen. It wasn't really supposed to go into the bridge.

Speaker 2 1:10

Oh yeah, Every boat crash is supposed to happen. The Titanic was supposed to happen.

Speaker 4 1:15

That's not what I meant oh, hi, everybody hey hey.

Speaker 2 1:19

I'm here with T-Bop. Hi Anyway, welcome back guys. Guys, thanks for joining in. This is a last minute thrown together. I can't get the schedule straight, so we are lagging. My okay, my actual career, yeah, has taken off again, it's okay, and my podcasting has begun to suffer for it, hey, and all I really want to do is sit here and podcast, I know. So now here we are at the 11th hour Fucking literally D-time.

Speaker 2 1:51

Trying to pull it together to throw up for tomorrow. Nobody has no idea what's coming up, but you know what? Maybe that sometimes, maybe those are the best things.

Speaker 4 1:59

They are the best things.

Speaker 2 2:00

Let's just figure out what happens. Oh, there's so much going on. The boat hit the Brooklyn. Bridge Correct, right, yep, I remember seeing that and I was like, oh my God, a boat just hit the Brooklyn Bridge. I find it funny that we had an episode earlier on where a boat hit a bridge in Baltimore that was a freighter when Diddy's house was being invaded. Right at the beginning of his trial, another boat hits a bridge.

Speaker 4 2:29

It's ironic, okay. It's ironic, we're going to just go with that.

Speaker 2 2:33

Yeah, all right. Look the whole thing about this podcast. Is you question everything, I agree, question everything, I agree. So this boat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge. Correct why?

Speaker 4 2:46

and how Okay? So supposedly I'm going to tell you this is from articles I've read there was a malfunction in the engine room which caused the engine.

Speaker 2 2:57

There's two malfunctions on two boats Right Into two bridges.

Speaker 4 3:01

Okay, Let me Ironic again. Okay, well, I mean time, mean time out, boats do break down. So I'm not, it's not not unheard of, so anyway, let me finish. Boat breaks down and it was very windy that day, so supposedly it kind of just went into the bridge. It wasn't supposed to because there were, as you know from pictures, there were people on top of these masks. It was supposed to be this show of something like that. So there were people on top of these masks. It was supposed to be this show of something like that, so there were people on top. So, come on, people weren't going to be on that level of where they were. If they knew they were going to go to the bridge. They weren't supposed to. It was a circle of the bay or whatever was supposed to happen. So, yeah, I mean two people died. I feel bad. I don't think this was like an on purpose thing at all.

Speaker 2 3:45

Is it funny or less funny that the Brooklyn Bridge didn't collapse as that boat hit it?

Speaker 4 3:51

Yeah, but I don't know that wasn't a very I mean heavy duty boat. I mean it was big.

Speaker 2 3:56

We talked about the other boat hitting the bridge, the barge in Baltimore. Yeah, I thought it was a cargo vessel, and how terribly that bridge imploded.

Speaker 4 4:05

Correct.

Speaker 2 4:06

It wasn't from the boat.

Speaker 4 4:07

Okay, and again, maybe the bridge was having issues of its own Bridges do get old and whatever.

Brooklyn Bridge Boat Crash

Speaker 2 4:12

I just find that the circumstances around the whole thing to be ironic. It's weird. Okay, there's no reason for this. When was the last time you heard of any boat hitting any bridge.

Speaker 4 4:28

Never besides these last two, honestly, unless they never really were big enough to hurt or make damage or kill anybody.

Speaker 2 4:35

I don't know, within one year, yeah, I mean, yeah, two boats hit a bridge. Weird Are these captains so stupid that they can't pilot a boat.

Speaker 4 4:44

Well, if your engine breaks down, supposedly you do realize that I have my boating license, right Really, and I can pretty much.

Speaker 2 4:51

Well, I can't drive the barge I don't have. I'm not there with my boating license, but I can drive the other one.

Speaker 4 4:59

Okay. And it's like yeah, but if the boat breaks down, you've got no control of the boat. What do you do, as the wind is taking you into a section?

Speaker 2 5:07

of a bridge. You never don't have control of a boat. How do?

Speaker 4 5:09

you figure what if everything breaks down? How are you to control the boat? You fucking paddle, paddle. You think that boat had paddles on it that someone's going to be able to reach the water.

Speaker 2 5:20

Every boat does. That's part of it, okay, but yes, there are systems in place to stop that from happening. Yes, there are. Okay all right, Cut the wheel hard and turn it dude.

Speaker 4 5:32

Okay, again there was wind involved, At least go in sideways. Okay, but it.

Speaker 2 5:36

Like you're skidding into hell.

Speaker 4 5:38

Okay, again, I wasn't on, I'm just looking at pictures and then you have everybody up there, that's my point, if you knew you were losing control.

Speaker 2 5:46

Why didn't you tell those people to get the hell off the masts?

Speaker 4 5:49

Well, maybe they were in the process of it and it just lost. I don't know, I wasn't there. Looking at pictures, looking at articles, no one knows really what happens to people on the board on the boat.

Speaker 2 5:59

Actually, it's ironic.

Speaker 4 6:01

I just feel awful, it's ironic, I just feel awful.

Speaker 2 6:02

It's ironic Because we're talking about this boat crushing into the Brooklyn Bridge. I know as Diddy Stroud gets underway.

Speaker 4 6:09

Oh, screw Diddy, he's a loser. Hey, hey.

Speaker 1 6:13

I'm sorry, just speaking to you. Diddy's not a loser. And, by the way, he's not a loser.

Speaker 2 6:18

First of all, Diddy is a loser. Diddy's a loser. You know who I'm starting to have second thoughts about, though.

Speaker 4 6:26

Is Harvey Weinstein? Stop talking, tbh.

Speaker 2 6:29

I'm sorry. Blake Lively's fucking shit up, so did Amber Heard. And now I'm wondering like, oh my god, was Harvey Weinstein really that Predatory? Did he really do all?

Speaker 4 6:44

that there's evidence against him.

Speaker 2 6:46

I'm sure there is. I'm not saying he isn't guilty. I'm saying is he as guilty as we want to believe he is? Or are these other people just jumping on board to gain fame or recognition of some sort?

Speaker 4 7:04

Okay, I will give you. Possibly that could be happening.

Speaker 2 7:06

Now you start to question anything. A woman says oh, don't even go there. We're not getting into this, I'm just saying that. But this came back to Diddy, and this is the second time something huge in Diddy's life has happened and a boat has hit a bridge. Why?

Speaker 4 7:24

All right, let me tell you something. If it happens a third time, we will really, really really start researching it.

Speaker 1 7:29

Is Diddy a semen?

Speaker 4 7:31

Oh Ew, that was gross. Hold on, let me vomit and I'll come back in five minutes.

Speaker 2 7:38

Diddy's got to be a semen.

Speaker 4 7:40

I don't even think so, that's so gross.

Speaker 2 7:45

It's just nuts, oh my gosh, I've never in my life even Sully, who landed the plane on the Hudson Right.

Speaker 1 7:52

That was incredible.

Speaker 2 7:53

But that was once in a lifetime, correct. I've only seen it one time. I've only seen the Challenger explode once in my lifetime. And then these broads can go up into space and eject and land on land. And then these broads can go up into space and eject and land on land, and then these old face plants. What is going on here? What is going on? Somebody's got to call questions out on this somewhere somehow, because there's just something that's not right?

Speaker 4 8:16

Well, something more is going to come out with this boat, and I'm sure, because it was just a really big happening I'm just waiting for all that to come out. Something's going to come out that's going to be like, oh, I'm just waiting.

Speaker 2 8:27

Get ready for the tea party.

Speaker 1 8:28

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 8:31

Because the Boston Tea Party's coming back Tariffs taxes all of this stuff. Yeah, people are going to start chucking shit into a river.

Speaker 4 8:36

Yeah, don't blame them.

Speaker 2 8:38

That's why the boats are so prominent right now, because we're going gonna go attack boats no, probably, and just so. Oh you, hey, china, you want to send us these e-bikes right into the river. Take your e-bike and shove it you bought one I know I love it I love it.

Speaker 4 8:56

It is pretty cute.

Speaker 2 8:59

It actually is pretty cool I needed another vehicle yes, you did so I grabbed an e it was the cheapest option.

Bridge Crashes and Diddy Connections

Speaker 4 9:06

Let me tell you, people, right now I want to take a picture of it and post that sucker on our website. And you see him walking, driving down the street about 35 miles an hour Hilarious.

Speaker 2 9:16

You should. I'm going to you should. Honest to God. I would love it if you guys did Like. Here we are at the 11th hour trying to get an episode up because everything has become so busy.

Speaker 4 9:27

I'm back to work, listen, you know what.

Speaker 2 9:30

Actual, real work on my ass. Right and trying to podcast becomes a lot harder.

Speaker 4 9:35

Of course it does.

Speaker 2 9:36

I can't get you guys together because God forbid I should have some time?

Speaker 4 9:41

Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 9:44

No, my point is I should have some time. Oh, here we go. No, my point is I should have some time, god forbid, I should have some time, and then to be able to get you guys to line up with it. Right, so it got a lot harder.

Speaker 4 9:50

Everyone has yes, it's true, everyone has different stuff going on lives and everything. You've gotten more busier, so yeah, and look, I gotta be harder.

Speaker 2 9:56

I gotta say I out how to do it. Yeah, yeah, we'll get it. I was really good at what I did before all of it. I should have never gotten married.

Speaker 4 10:12

Well, that was a fucking dumb ass decision to make.

Speaker 2 10:14

We're not going down that road. No, but I did it. It's over and done with. Here we are, and I was really good at what I did, really good at it Right.

Speaker 2 10:24

And then, once I got divorced, shit fell off, yeah, and then I just made the decision like I'm going full bore, right back at it. Right, because what do you do? You make a decision. Now, here I am at my age and I can be really good at what I was already doing, or I can be really good at something else, right, right, like I already achieved what I needed to achieve in my profession, right, it's like why, right? And so we started the podcast, right, right. And now I want to be the best at podcasting. Will I get there? I have no idea. Probably not. Let's just be honest with everybody. Probably fucking not.

Speaker 4 11:03

It's okay, it's fun doing it.

Speaker 2 11:05

It's fun doing it, though. Exactly, it's really fun.

Speaker 4 11:07

Right, but oh no.

Speaker 2 11:12

But the fact that I'm not good at it drives me to be right. I get that because I want to be better at it right, yep, yep, that's the normal. So there's what happens. So I got the drive to do this where I can go back and just be like right, I'm really good at it again. Yay, here I am again. So what I said to myself is I'm gonna be great at both of them. Okay, and I'm trying to figure it out and I'm not enough time of the day.

Speaker 2 11:43

That's the problem when you, when you work your your first job and then you're like, oh, I'm so tired and you come home, you're like I just sit here and watch seinfeld, I just don't want to do anything good.

Speaker 4 11:56

Good night.

Speaker 2 11:57

Start snoring again. Son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 12:02

Oh no, that's funny.

Speaker 2 12:03

And so we just watched the Red Sox game. We did, and they beat the Mets. They did Three to one, woo-hoo, and I'm like I don't have an episode for tomorrow.

Speaker 4 12:13

You actually did say that You're like oh shit.

Speaker 2 12:16

And I'm glad you were here tonight to do that.

Speaker 1 12:18

Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 12:18

Because I'm like fudge.

Speaker 1 12:21

You should have screwed Fudge and by the way, ted Lasso Whistle, so funny Fuck.

Speaker 4 12:30

Let me tell you on a side note if you have never, ever, ever watched Ted Lasso, I highly recommend it.

Speaker 2 12:36

Oh you need to watch it.

Speaker 4 12:37

It is a fabulous series. Funny, it will make you laugh. It's heartwarming. It's got just so much good feel about it.

Speaker 2 12:45

It'll make you cry.

Speaker 4 12:46

Right, exactly.

Speaker 2 12:47

It hits every heartstring Exactly. It's a fucking wonderful show. I love it, and if you're ever feeling down, you're ever feeling down and you just want to laugh or feel good about anything. Lasso put on any episode seriously and there'll be a lesson in there. Somehow that show is amazing.

Speaker 4 13:04

I love it. We just plugged it.

Speaker 2 13:07

I'll plug it all day yeah I know for free if

Speaker 4 13:09

anybody's listening for free, go check it out it's a good series of course, everybody we're talking to probably already watching exactly this show's catching up, like they're like what are you talking about? It's been out forever.

Speaker 2 13:20

We've seen it nine times oh god, so good though it is good uh, we are getting off track here now totally because we were talking. We really didn't have anything to talk about didn't really, except for the fact of what's going on right now with the bull in the bridge right my life right, why we suck at podcasting at this point right now.

Speaker 4 13:39

We don't suck at it. No, we just kind of put it on the back burner for a hot sec.

Speaker 2 13:45

The one thing we suck at the most about podcasting is we're not interesting enough.

Speaker 4 13:51

Well, don't speak for yourself. I think I'm interesting enough. I just don't think we have the right content.

Speaker 2 13:57

You are interesting, casey's interesting and Keebler's interesting, but I'm not pulling enough out of you guys.

Speaker 4 14:04

Okay.

Speaker 2 14:04

Because I hold back.

Speaker 4 14:06

Okay.

Speaker 2 14:06

And it's time for me to cut the shit and start being a little bitch.

Speaker 4 14:10

Here we go, god forbid.

Speaker 2 14:13

Listen, I'm the Leo, I'm the leader. Lord, help us all. Roar Fucking, roar Shut up. You know it's a good time, oh, woohoo, but I am the leader and no one takes over at all.

Real Talk About Podcast Struggles

Speaker 4 14:34

That's because I think we like that you have done it and we yeah.

Speaker 2 14:39

I know and I want to change that. You just do a good job at it. I think we like that you have done it and we yeah, I know and I want to change that you just do the job at it.

Speaker 2 14:42

I want to change that. Sometimes I'm not where I'm supposed to be and I need one of the three to pick it up and go with it. Do you know what I mean? Oh boy, that's why it's a team. I know it's not just me, okay, it's not just me, okay. Although there is a me in team, there's no, I, that doesn't make any sense. There's a me in team.

Speaker 4 15:03

There is. There's an M and there's an E. Okay, but it's the wrong way it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 15:07

There's an M and E, it's an Eem, not a me. There's an M, you are. Oh my God, See. This is why I can't rely on anybody to pick up and take off from where I'm standing. This is what you're going to get. This is the kind of horse shit that will fucking pop out of this, oh man.

Speaker 4 15:28

Oh my God, I can't believe. You just said that.

Speaker 1 15:33

Oh, that's funny.

Speaker 2 15:33

There's no I in team. Well, there ain't no we either. There's no. There's a me, though. In fact there's a meat, If you like pork or veal or anything Meatballs.

Speaker 4 15:49

Oh my gosh. Yeah, well, we all. I think we're all a little nervous about taking it off on ourselves and doing it. I think, honestly, that's what it is. I don't know that I could sit in your place and run the show with somebody else why not? I don't know that I can do that. I think you can Well, thank you, but I don't think I could.

Speaker 2 16:07

I think all three of you can Well. I think you're all self-conscious about it and won't do it.

Speaker 4 16:12

That's what I just said to you. I think we'll all have to just sit down and talk about it, but my point is I think you can do it okay, well, thank you you're welcome.

Speaker 2 16:19

Thank you, you can. Okay, and do you know how many people tune in just to hear you? Oh, come on, which is weird like I'm such a sparkling personality I'm such a leo, I wanted to tune to hear me. They're tuned to hear you you know what?

Speaker 4 16:37

that hurts my feelings you're just not as cute as me.

Speaker 2 16:41

You can't see that on the radio, you know?

Speaker 4 16:43

But they know You're such a retard, but it hurts my feelings if people aren't tuned to hear you guys, oh poor.

Speaker 2 16:55

Zetto Me, me, all about me. You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 16:59

Yeah, oh yeah, it's always been that way. But oh my goodness, there's competition. Watch out.

Speaker 2 17:04

No, it's not what it's like at all.

Speaker 4 17:07

I know it's not. I like making a joke about it. That's not the way it is. It's totally not.

Speaker 2 17:12

I'm only as good as the people around me. That's right. That's right, so f you. But, like I was saying, you guys can do this and you should take off. If, if, for whatever reason, I'm busy at work and I can't create an episode for the week, you and casey should do one, or you and keebler should do one, or casey and keebler yeah, whatever. Sure, just something. There's got to be a way where people's schedules line up, I'm sure, to where we can put one out, no matter what. Yeah, be consistent, stay there.

Speaker 4 17:44

Well, didn't we just have that meeting? We just had that meeting.

Speaker 2 17:48

We're going to get all together.

Speaker 4 17:49

Well, we're going to have another one, right.

Speaker 2 17:51

In fact, people want to hear me so much that if I'm not here, they're going to want to listen to this show more.

Speaker 4 18:00

Oh, my God, did you just really say that? Oh, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 18:03

I'm not editing that out, no.

Speaker 4 18:07

Can I take a five minute reprieve? I gotta run to the bathroom and throw up. Okay, stop.

Speaker 2 18:13

Listen, I'm done with your purging. Alright, your anorexia's gotta stop. I don't have anorexia, you idiot. You're too old for this shit.

Speaker 1 18:27

Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 18:32

The last time my toilet saw a throw up was well, yesterday, because I tried to swallow pills.

Speaker 4 18:36

Are you serious?

Speaker 2 18:37

No, no Anyway.

Speaker 4 18:40

That is, I didn't realize. Oh my gosh, please don't say that.

Speaker 2 18:42

No, okay, but there was a time, like I, have a hard time swallowing pills.

Speaker 4 18:47

You have said that, that you just can't do that.

Speaker 2 18:49

I can't do it.

Speaker 4 18:50

My daughter had a hard time too when she was a littler, but now she can do it no problem. But I know you've said that you can't do that at my gag reflex and here it comes.

Speaker 2 19:07

My lord, it's awful. And the other day I had like a popeye's chicken nugget meal and those biscuits are so good. Oh boy, I don't know why popeye's biscuits are so fucking good, I've never had them, so I don't know.

Speaker 4 19:15

They're like basic, I'm not, but they they just taste so good.

Speaker 2 19:21

the only biscuit I have had that was better is McDonald's. Oh Jesus, their biscuits are awesome.

Speaker 4 19:27

One fast food joint to another.

Speaker 2 19:30

What are you doing over there, gwailing on the?

Speaker 4 19:32

fucking headphones. Sorry, I did not mean that. I've got the dog, the mascot in my lap.

Speaker 1 19:37

Maz.

Speaker 2 19:37

Maz. I'm trying to get comfortable. Biscuits, though it's like Popeyes are so delicious they're salty and buttery, all the perfect proportion.

Speaker 2 19:51

But, they're a little too small. And then you get McDonald's which are a little puffier and yet sometimes they're salty and buttery right in the proportion, or they're buttery and not salty, or salty and not buttery. I think I've gotten to the point where it's salty and buttery right in the proportion, or there's they're buttery and not salty, or salty and not buttery I think I've gotten the point where it's salty and buttery versus buttery and salty.

Speaker 1 20:10

Okay, I don't like them.

Speaker 4 20:12

No, I don't think you did, but it's remind me of like cardboard.

Speaker 2 20:16

You know what? Get the hell out of my house, just leave. Don't ever come back. Sorry, they just do cardboard yeah, they're not very tasteful. Do you remember when McDonald's used to have those yogurt things, the fruit?

Speaker 4 20:31

Parfaits.

Speaker 2 20:31

Parfaits. Yeah, those things were so good, they were really good. You stick one in with a biscuit. It's like eating a strawberry shortcake in the morning. It was so good, it was so good, it was so good. Then they got rid of them. I was like you, son of a bitches. Then they got rid of the chicken snack wraps.

Speaker 1 20:48

Up yours McDonald's.

Speaker 2 20:49

I don't like you anymore, let's go Wendy's, wendy's, except Wendy's breakfast sucks. Wendy's breakfast sucks Cottage cheese.

Speaker 4 21:01

God, I can't right now. We've gone from talking to boats running into bridges.

Speaker 2 21:06

We had nothing. We just had to stick something up. That was stupid.

Speaker 4 21:11

Who knows, maybe this could quite possibly be the best show we've ever done, because we're just like who cares you?

Speaker 2 21:17

and I sitting here just shooting shit with two microphones in front of us. It's so true Maybe we need to stop planning our shows so seriously and just do this.

Speaker 1 21:31

I can't.

Speaker 2 21:33

It's like sometimes the shows I think are going to be great fall flat, it's true, and the ones I think are going to suck just shoot into the moon. It's like, holy shit, I didn't see that coming. I got to rethink this whole fucking thing. Maybe the most outrageous things yeah, it's true, will work, and maybe the most you know down to earth. Like I build houses, let's talk about this. Like this old house on PBS works True to life stuff. Those two people from Texas, chip and Joanna pbs works true to life stuff.

Speaker 4 22:05

uh, those two people from texas, uh, joanna.

Speaker 2 22:06

Oh yeah, it worked oh yeah, here I am talking about it's like, but then I talk about something stupid like this and it takes off. So you know what? Let's just be fucking funny. We're going screw everything.

Speaker 4 22:25

Hey, I'm with it. That's the best medicine, man. I'm sorry it is day and age man, what's going out of the world?

Speaker 2 22:32

laughter is the best medicine just talk about stuff that's real, because we're trying to connect people to people here and that's how we're going about it. Other than that, I don't know what to do anymore.

Speaker 2 22:42

I sit there and I I really would try and oh, I know I would sit and really, yes, get down and like what's gonna be good, what's not right? Apparently I suck at trying to figure that out, because anything I did try to figure out, oh, we'll do this, we'll do this, we can lead into this well, sometimes people also aren't interested in certain in issues and topics like that too.

Speaker 4 23:04

Sometimes they just want comedy in their lives. You know what I mean? To listen to stuff. Well, then, we need to be funny. I listen to some other podcasts and sometimes it's just random people just need to let me go. Well, oh, good lord, please, please, if that's the case, just make sure you're sitting down there, there are all these comedians.

Speaker 2 23:24

I love stand-up comedy.

Speaker 4 23:26

Yes, I do too.

Speaker 2 23:27

Chappelle is my favorite. Seinfeld is my favorite Right. I love Bill Burr. Yep, I love Nikki Glaser before she was Nikki Glaser.

Speaker 1 23:36

The Nikki Glaser. She is now. We did talk about that.

Speaker 2 23:38

Yep, yep, I sit there and I'm like Stephen Wright, bill Hicks, george Carlin, all these guys, chris Rock, right, right, and these guys are all great, and I haven't named one person. That's obscure yet.

Speaker 4 23:54

Like just Matt Rife, sebastian Monscalco See, I don't think he's that funny.

Speaker 2 23:59

I think he is hilarious. It's okay. I don't think he's unfunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't think he's unfunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't think he's that funny.

Speaker 4 24:04

Well, all comedians have their ups and downs, exactly.

Being Funny Without Trying

Speaker 2 24:06

So I, all comedians have their things Right. And then there's a guy like me that I don't write any fucking material. No, I just go off the cuff with everything in life and the way I see it and that's it. Yeah, that's my whole shtick right, and that's fine. And if you think it's funny, it's funny. If you don't, it's, you don't right. Right. But I'm like like people just piss me off. Everything happens, like the whole thing with mcdonald's getting rid of the pair phase. What the fuck you do that, for it was your best thing and you blew it. You blew it. What are you doing? What are you stupid?

Speaker 2 24:43

come on, man tighten up, you know and I just call it the way I see it. It's not like I wrote it, it's like shit.

Speaker 4 24:52

That really fucking happened right, and that's it right and I hope it's funny to some people.

Speaker 2 24:57

I'm sure it will be. I hope it's funny to more people than not.

Speaker 4 24:59

Well, it's like just real life stuff, which is what people, I think, think want to hear. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 25:04

That's the other thing. I have a way of being able to touch people with just talking to them. I mean, you've seen it, I could sit there and just be like, well, why do you think that happened? Right, that was kind of dumb, don't you think? You know what I mean. A weird way of being able to touch people.

Speaker 2 25:21

you know, put put your finger in the wound oh yeah and still get something out of them where they talk to me honestly because I care, right, because I fucking care. Yeah, I know, and that's why what I see is fucking funny. It's like in the people that fucking take, they go all the way to the right hand side to take a left turn, or vice versa, all the way to left to take a right turn. Right, it's like's like dude, come on.

Speaker 4 25:42

Yeah.

Speaker 2 25:43

I realize you think there's only one lane here, but come on, yeah, it's been 50 years. You're driving and then the fucking goddamn handicap signs or a bus. What's wrong with the handicap? The big ass under the bus, it's like an eclipse. Don't just Now getting off on a tangent.

Speaker 4 26:00

Okay, getting off on a tangent. I'm not sure what you're talking about. Let's save that for another episode. We will, we will.

Speaker 2 26:05

I just had to get something up so we can stay consistent. This is one of those episodes that's like. This is probably one of the ones that are going to be one of the better ones, because we just didn't care. At this point it is we had no point.

Speaker 2 26:19

We were just sitting here, we got to get on the microphone because we haven't done it in forever and I have nothing for tomorrow. So, with that being said, guys, hope you enjoy this episode. Hopefully I get it up by 5 o'clock in the morning, because right now it's what? 10.33 pm on Monday night? Oh yeah, and I have to have this up by 5? I still have to edit it. Oh boy, oh, oh yeah, and I have to have this up by five. I still have to edit it. Oh boy, oh god. Anyway, guys, if you're still listening, oh, before we go, I want to say everybody is listening the, uh, japan, germany, uh, there are so many new people that have begun listening. Oh, and I don't have it in front of me. So stay tuned, I'll get you on the next episode. I'll give you guys a shout out. Thanks for listening and to everybody that keeps listening, palm Bay, all you guys. Thank you, sammy J.

Speaker 4 27:09

Sammy J.

Final Thoughts and Show Wrap

Speaker 2 27:11

Yeah, your buddy Keebler's not here. He's not giving me any shout outs, so I have to do it now. I always relied on him. But anyway, guys, thanks for listening, thanks for checking in and, as always, be good. Hey everybody, it's Ditto. I want to give a shout out to my buddy Larry over at Legendary Graphics. He designed our logo for us. It came out fantastic. He does wraps, he does all kinds of customized stuff for you. If you get a chance, go to Legendarycom. That's Legendarycom, that's legendarycom. Check it out for anything you need. Alright, guys, thanks, be good. Socky do me.

Speaker 2 27:54

Hey everybody, it's Ditto. Thanks for checking out a show today. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did, subscribe to us, we can hook up, interact. You can tell us what you like about the show, talk about what you don't like about the show, give us us information and insight. We'd appreciate it. We only want to make the show better for you guys. Also, if you get a chance, head over to someassemblynet that's our sponsor and you could really use some business. All right, as always, everybody be good.

Speaker 1 28:23

Sake to me. Thank you.