The Act of Getting Caught

Bodies betray us in the most embarrassing ways as we age, and nobody talks about it quite like Detto and Casey on this hilarious episode of Sockeytome. 

What starts as a confession about Detto's inability to swallow pills spirals into a remarkable journey through the indignities of growing older. You'll hear the play-by-play of Detto's dramatic face-plant at first base during a softball game – complete with torn hamstring and dirt-covered dignity. It's a moment so perfectly emblematic of that jarring disconnect between what our minds think we can do and what our aging bodies actually deliver.

The conversation veers into strange territory when the hosts dissect a viral story about Disney World's dress code policies. After a woman claimed she was forced to purchase an expensive t-shirt to cover her sports bra, Detto can't help but compare it to his own experience of being unceremoniously ejected from Disney for jumping into a lake. The double standards! The injustice! The alligators he narrowly avoided!

Perhaps most revealing is when our hosts answer listener questions about their most embarrassing habits and weird rituals. From Detto's meticulous requirements for perfectly flat peanut butter surfaces to Casey's private conversations with her mirror reflection, these quirky confessions remind us that we all develop strange behaviors that would baffle our friends if witnessed. And yes, you'll learn far more than you ever expected about what happens when someone walks in on Detto during personal time.

This episode offers the perfect blend of cringe-worthy confessions and laugh-out-loud moments that will make you feel infinitely better about your own embarrassing quirks. Subscribe now and join the conversation by sending your questions to Sockeytome.com – we promise your secrets are in good hands with these two!

Transcript

Welcome to Saki Tumi

Speaker 2 0:12

Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Tumi. Hey everybody, welcome back to Saki Tumi, a podcast that connects people to people, even if it gets you kicked out of Disney. Instead, I'm back here with my girl, Casey.

Speaker 1 0:26

Hi everyone.

Speaker 2 0:27

And we got a show here today about a bunch of nonsense. I love it. At least it's not midnight.

Speaker 1 0:33

No, I don't do midnight.

Speaker 2 0:34

Midnight on Monday and I have to edit yeah, no, and crush after this.

Speaker 1 0:39

I can't do that.

Speaker 2 0:41

So we're going to start out with puking P do that, so we're gonna start out with puking, puking.

Speaker 1 0:46

Believe it or not, really we're gonna start.

Speaker 2 0:47

I'm a puker, yeah, you are. I puke all the time, all the time I can't even pick up dog shit without puking no, smells, smell things, you see I can't you know, you ever brush your tongue yeah yeah, I can't I'm bad about brushing my teeth.

Speaker 1 1:00

I gag when I that too.

Speaker 2 1:02

My gag reflex is right behind my front teeth.

Speaker 1 1:12

Behind your front teeth, yeah absolutely.

Speaker 2 1:13

You're also the only adult I know that cannot swallow pills.

Speaker 1 1:14

I cannot swallow pills as an adult. My children can swallow.

Speaker 2 1:17

I can swallow pills, but it's very hard.

Speaker 1 1:19

You throw up.

Speaker 2 1:20

Yeah, if I have to do more than two or three, forget it. I'm puking by the fourth one.

Puking Problems and Pill Struggles

Speaker 1 1:26

I haven't even seen you do that. Aren't you now crushing them?

Speaker 2 1:30

Yeah, I crush them all up, I put them in a shake bottle.

Speaker 1 1:32

Crushing Advil. Oh, I crush Advil dude. Never seen anybody do this.

Speaker 2 1:38

My mortar and pestle has become my best friend, Like who does that? I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 1 1:43

But if not, you puke, sue, nobody wants to clean that up.

Speaker 2 1:50

No.

Speaker 1 1:50

And I projectile on it. It's not even like so gross. It's like why do we think our listeners want to hear that?

Speaker 2 1:56

Because it's a funny noise, puking's funny. You don't think they puke.

Speaker 1 2:02

I'm sure every I think at some point everybody does.

Speaker 2 2:04

I will bet you dollars of donuts that there are people out there just like me.

Speaker 1 2:09

I'm sure there are.

Speaker 2 2:10

That will try and take an Advil and puke in the sink.

Speaker 1 2:12

I would not doubt that. I just don't know anybody else. But I'm sure you're right.

Speaker 2 2:17

Like if you leave the garbage in the sun for too long during the summer.

Speaker 1 2:21

Oh, because it smells it too long during the summer. Oh, because it smells.

Speaker 2 2:23

It smells so bad, I can't do it. I can't. And then if I hear somebody puking or I have to clean up somebody's puke, I've had to have you clean some stuff up.

Speaker 1 2:33

Yeah, I can't, it's so bad. I just vomit so not cool, but I'd rather clean it than have you puke more.

Speaker 2 2:40

I puke easily.

Speaker 1 2:42

That's not cool.

Speaker 2 2:42

That's why I don't smoke.

Speaker 1 2:44

I can't inhale smoke yeah.

Speaker 2 2:45

I can't inhale smoke. It makes me cough and puke Really.

Speaker 1 2:49

Yeah, no, I don't get it. I avoid puking at all costs. I can't imagine puking taking an Advil.

Speaker 2 2:56

I envy you.

Speaker 1 2:59

I puke all the time. Well, yeah, I don't know how to help you on that one, though. You can't. No, not at all.

Speaker 2 3:04

Unless you want to shrink yourself, crawl into my body, grab my gag reflex by the throat and chuck it out of my body.

Speaker 1 3:12

That's super possible.

Speaker 2 3:13

Other than that, that's the only option I have.

Speaker 1 3:16

Yeah.

Speaker 2 3:18

I can't swallow any pills.

Speaker 1 3:20

No.

Speaker 2 3:21

There has to be other people like me.

Speaker 1 3:23

I mean I guess, but it is hard. You would think if it was so common you would be able to find adult liquid Advil, but it really is not a thing. I mean, my kids take Advil pills now. I mean we're past the liquid.

Speaker 2 3:38

So we say pills, and then we go with Advil.

Speaker 1 3:41

Yes, Now let me tell you about my regimen.

Speaker 2 3:44

Oh boy, I've got like uh, l-thanine or whatever it is. I've got milk thistle, I've got uh probiotics, vitamins and stuff like that yeah and I take all those, mix them together, right into the shake powder right yeah, I. So they come in the plastic capsules. Okay, and I sit there, I pull the capsules apart, drop the powder into the water.

Speaker 1 4:11

Right.

Speaker 2 4:11

With the Advil and everything, just all in there.

Speaker 1 4:14

You definitely aren't taking a horse multivitamin. Those things are huge.

Speaker 2 4:18

Oh hell no.

Speaker 1 4:19

Yeah.

Speaker 2 4:20

I tried eating them.

Speaker 1 4:22

Yeah, that didn't work either Like chewing them, yeah, ew.

Speaker 2 4:25

The flavor, the taste made me puke.

Speaker 1 4:27

Yeah, I can't imagine that's good, because you're not supposed to taste it, you're supposed to swallow it. It made me puke to eat them, so they didn't make it flavorful.

Speaker 2 4:38

No, you know, the probiotics don't have any taste. Everything else does.

Speaker 1 4:43

Yeah.

Speaker 2 4:43

Some of probiotics don't have any taste everything else does.

Speaker 1 4:44

Yeah, some of it's really bad. I don't know. I don't know what you're taking all these supplements and whatever, which is great, I guess, good for your health I'm getting older, but we'll get into that in a few minutes, because that's the next segment.

Speaker 2 4:54

Yeah, it is um, what was I gonna say? Uh, so I puke over pills and I dump everything into the shake container, yeah, and I just chug it. Yep, you know what's awesome about it?

Speaker 1 5:04

what it freaking works. Why? Because you can drink it out of the.

Speaker 2 5:08

I'm starting a new trend here shaking.

Speaker 1 5:10

Everybody's got to get a shaker okay and crush up all your pills, put them in there and just drink them don't put them in a regular cup, because that didn't go well the one time I did that, and tell that story literally was injured wanted advil, crushed the Advil, put it in a cup with water, stirred it all up and he drank it and instantly puked it back into the cup.

Speaker 1 5:35

And then I had to clean that up because he wasn't going to touch the cup, then he just puked it. So that was a fun time?

Speaker 2 5:44

Well, I told you you can't put it in that cup. A fun time? Well, I told you you can't put in that cup. First of all, two things. One you put in a regular cup.

Speaker 1 5:51

You can't do that I don't understand the difference, but okay, I know you don't, I'm gonna explain it to you right now.

Speaker 2 5:56

Just be quiet for a minute and let me explain it. It's the amount of volume of liquid that goes into your mouth.

Speaker 1 6:02

Okay.

Speaker 2 6:03

With the shake cup. The mouth of the top is small, Okay. So I can manipulate how much water is going into my mouth at one time. A regular cup. You don't have a top on it.

Speaker 1 6:14

I'm sorry. This is hilarious.

Speaker 2 6:16

And so it goes in faster.

Speaker 1 6:18

I think the worst part is you said you knew it wasn't going to work and you did it anyways. I told you this was a bad idea.

Getting Older and Sports Injuries

Speaker 2 6:23

and then I puked back in it and you had to clean it up. You didn't stop and say hold on, let me get you the other cup Now here, I am all hemmed up, I'm all hemmed up. I can't move.

Speaker 1 6:32

I'm debilitated. Let's get to that story. Why don't you tell them why that happened?

Speaker 2 6:37

Because I'm old. We'll get to that. We will tie these stories together. Relax, Holbrook. Jesus Blows my skirt up. I'll tell you that for free. Yes, you were. Now I lost my train of thought.

Speaker 1 6:50

Okay, great, yes, you were injured, having a rough night.

Speaker 2 6:54

All right.

Speaker 1 6:55

Definitely a little bit dramatic about it as well and chose to drink out of the cup.

Speaker 2 7:01

Anyways, you could have said hey, do you mind getting me the other cup? You could have. I did. I verbally said to you why are you giving it to me in this cup?

Speaker 1 7:12

Okay.

Speaker 2 7:13

Maybe I didn't ask for the other one, but I made a statement saying what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 1 7:17

There was a reason for the other cup, and I don't remember what that reason was.

Speaker 2 7:20

You were lazy.

Speaker 1 7:21

I don't think that's the case, because I got up and did all of it.

Speaker 2 7:24

You were lazy.

Speaker 1 7:25

But either way, you could have said I'm not drinking this.

Speaker 2 7:28

You flubbed up.

Speaker 1 7:30

And maybe not puke in the cup. Your fault, right, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 7:37

All right, so let's get to why you had to get the cup anyway.

Speaker 1 7:40

Yeah. Listen we are not spring chickens anymore. We are not. No, not at all. It is funny.

Speaker 2 7:46

Yeah, you're old as hell.

Speaker 1 7:47

I am not old. I am younger than you.

Speaker 2 7:50

You are the youngest one on the show.

Speaker 1 7:52

I am Absolutely.

Speaker 2 7:54

But anyway, all right. So here's the story, and I want you to tell it and then I will retell it from my perspective.

Speaker 1 8:00

Okay, okay. Well, do you want to tell about the first time, or the first injury, or the second one?

Speaker 2 8:06

No, I want to talk about the one you saw. You didn't see the first one.

Speaker 1 8:08

Okay, so he'd recently started playing softball again.

Speaker 2 8:12

Yay.

Speaker 1 8:14

And first up at bat, gets up to bat, hits the ball, runs to first base and right as he hits first base goes like a stone face plants and almost like bounced in the dirt is all over his head base, all over his whole dirt everywhere and he just lays there. It's not funny. It was funny and then not, but because then I did get concerned, because you didn't immediately get up, but you did get up and you said something popped. What did you? You pulled a hamstring or a glute muscle, something.

Speaker 2 8:47

I don't know. I don't know if it was my Something pulled, I don't know if it was my butt muscle or my hamstring, but but it was right where the butt meets the top of the hamstring.

Speaker 1 8:55

But just fell, just out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 8:58

I'm going to say it was my hamstring, because the bottom of my knee was black and blue.

Speaker 1 9:03

Yeah, it did bruise after.

Speaker 2 9:04

Yes, it bruised badly, but yeah, and I don't bruise.

Speaker 1 9:07

Yeah.

Speaker 2 9:08

I'm a tough man.

Speaker 1 9:10

Okay, I don't know that that has anything to do with being tough, but okay.

Speaker 2 9:13

But yes, I hit a double. It was clearly going to be a double, yeah, and I was going to take the turn around first and it popped and it shot like supernovas. They were huge. I'm like, oh my God, what the hell just happened and I fell down like a ton of bricks. Oh yeah, I did there. Was it hurt?

Speaker 1 9:37

badly. Yeah, it just went down.

Speaker 2 9:38

I just went down and it was embarrassing, it was fucking embarrassing, it was hell it was really funny, though it was very funny.

Speaker 1 9:45

That's what I'm saying. You gotta let me laugh.

Speaker 2 9:47

Can 200 pound dude running around first base and just dropping?

Speaker 1 9:50

I mean I'm sad that you were hurt, but I mean the way it went down. And then I mean you stood up and there was dirt all over your hair and your face. I mean, oh my, you literally face planted.

Speaker 2 9:59

Do you?

Speaker 1 10:00

remember what I said. They asked if you were okay and you said I don't know yet. I don't know yet.

Speaker 2 10:05

Not crying, not whining.

Speaker 1 10:07

No.

Speaker 2 10:08

I don't know yet no.

Speaker 1 10:09

And then every time you went up after that, I thought oh, no, oh, oh, say that again please. You didn't play the rest of that game. You played the next game.

Speaker 2 10:15

No, they took me out.

Speaker 1 10:16

Yeah. But, you played the next game. Did I quit no?

Speaker 2 10:19

Nope With a torn hammy.

Speaker 1 10:21

I know You're so great.

Speaker 2 10:34

And what did I do? Broken leg I am. That's why I am a prophet, oh boy, that's why I am who I am. It's amazing the things I can do. Right, you saw it with your own two eyes. Oh my god, it's. It's not very often that people get to witness that type of greatness wow, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 10:44

yeah, that's what I was thinking it's awesome, absolutely I own it.

Speaker 2 10:48

I own it you. I've seen you fall down the stairs I did and then break your leg getting off the couch.

Speaker 1 10:55

Well, I did not break my leg, my foot got stuck in the couch, yeah right and I kind of twisted my ankle and I definitely wake up with like weird bruises that I don't know where they come from anymore. Like it's just odd, I don't remember injuring myself and yet I have bruises everywhere Getting, and yet I have bruises everywhere, getting older sucks.

Speaker 2 11:10

You know what I've noticed? More than anything, I'm losing, like motor control. Motor control Like fine motor. Really I drop stuff. Now I always, since I had the TBI.

Speaker 1 11:19

Right.

Speaker 2 11:20

I've always now. Since then I've had a hard time holding pencils and that kind of stuff and picking up little things.

Speaker 1 11:26

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:27

Like trying to pick up dime off a countertop. Oh jeez, what a pain in the ass. That is Holy shit. Just I wish I just had a magnet that just sucked it. Right, but that sucks. But now I notice that even the I don't know the less fine motor skills sliding into second base, I just drop down on my knee.

Speaker 1 11:46

That's probably not good for you either.

Speaker 2 11:47

That's how I got the first one that's rough. Because I tried to slide into the second base and completely muffed it Right In my brain. I'm like this is easy.

Speaker 1 11:56

Here we go and all of a sudden my body's like what the fuck did you just do that for the first softball game back? He injured his knee and could not walk the next day.

Speaker 2 12:05

It swelled up.

Speaker 1 12:06

Yeah.

Speaker 2 12:08

But go ahead Say it you played.

Speaker 1 12:09

Go ahead and say it what that? You played the next game, yeah, yeah, yeah, and injured yourself. But yes, you do. You continue to play. I'm giving you credit for that. Yeah, smart or not?

Speaker 2 12:19

Go ahead.

Speaker 1 12:19

We're not sure if that's a smart move or not.

Disney World Drama and Dress Codes

Speaker 2 12:23

Stop making me look like a baby, I'm not making you look like a a. Thing right, uh huh I'm tough, oh god, so old age all this stuff leads us into disneyland. Oh god, the reason old age leads us into disneyland is for two reasons. One disney world. Disney world sorry, disney world in florida yes so I'm sure if you listen to the show, which most of you have, you know I've been kicked out of disney.

Speaker 1 12:51

Right. We're going to get into that in a minute, oh boy.

Speaker 2 12:53

Here's another story from my perspective. In Disney, I was with my sister, my son and, at the time, my family, okay, and we went there. It was a hot ass day. Obviously, it's Florida, right, and it's the end of the day. We are all dragging Waters's only eight bucks. The only thing you can eat is apples. I don't know why they used to give out apples.

Speaker 1 13:16

Really.

Speaker 2 13:18

Either that or my kids stole them.

Speaker 1 13:21

I don't know. Oh my God, I don't ever remember that. I just know.

Speaker 2 13:25

I didn't pay for them. We're getting on the train, the monorail.

Speaker 1 13:29

Okay, it's the end of the day.

Speaker 2 13:34

We're beat, tired, everybody's pissed, the line is long, and then there's this whole group of people.

Speaker 1 13:37

They're tourists you're a tourist, by the way no, I no, I mean from another country.

Speaker 2 13:42

Okay, they. I don't know if they're from another country, but they were definitely ethnic okay all right, I don't know what nationality they were, and I'm not, no, whatever but they. But they sat there and pretended like they didn't speak english okay so we're like, hey, can you push in? Oh, and they just stand there, oh, like they're disobedient oh god they're disobedient, and then they turn and look at you like you're bothering them, can you?

Speaker 1 14:05

can you just move it and they just stare at you and finally I'm like fucking move, fucking move, fucking move in.

Speaker 2 14:13

Right, you don't have to swear. Now some other person's like you don't have to swear to those kids on this thing. I was like lady, it's fucking hot, I'm pissed and I want to get out of God damn train. If you're going to have language like that, you can just go home. I'm trying, you're trying to do asshole Trying to get back to the hotel. So, that brings us to the story. There's an article out here where some girl got embarrassed Embarrassed, yeah. They claimed that her outfit wasn't Disney appropriate.

Speaker 1 14:47

Disney appropriate outfits. Huh, I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 2 14:49

Half of those princesses are dressed like sluts. Wow, what was she wearing? She was wearing a sports.

Speaker 1 14:52

know, that was a thing Half of those princesses are dressed like sluts. Wow, what was she wearing?

Speaker 2 14:54

She was wearing a sports bra, tank top type thing.

Speaker 1 14:57

Okay.

Speaker 2 14:58

And leggings.

Speaker 1 14:59

I mean.

Speaker 2 15:00

I do not find that inappropriate. No, in fact, I find it quite appropriate.

Speaker 1 15:04

Yeah, I mean you're at Disney, I mean it's kind of it's hot as hell, exactly, and mean it's a sports bra but it's kind of a tank top, but at the same time those are Depending, I don't know. Are you looking at the picture? Have you seen the picture?

Speaker 2 15:17

I have Does it look inappropriate. No, it doesn't look inappropriate at all. The only thing that looks inappropriate is she has flat chested.

Speaker 1 15:25

Oh my god, I don't know what that has to do with anything.

Speaker 2 15:27

Well, why? Why would you even wear that? Why don't you just put on a tight t-shirt, put on a white beater?

Speaker 1 15:33

I don't know, maybe she was comfortable in that.

Speaker 2 15:35

She probably was. So what happened to her? I'm not even trying to body shame.

Speaker 1 15:39

What happened to her?

Speaker 2 15:40

She had to buy a $45 t-shirt to cover it up.

Speaker 1 15:42

They have no cheap t-shirts at the store.

Speaker 2 15:43

Huh If they wanted her to cover up so badly, they should have given her the goddamn t-shirt yeah, she paid 145 to get in.

Speaker 1 15:56

Exactly. You can't give her 12 t-shirt.

Speaker 2 15:57

You're paying eight dollars for waters. Yeah, and if it was so bad, if it was so disney inappropriate, why didn't she get kicked? Out how come I get kicked out?

Speaker 1 16:04

there was an easy fix.

Speaker 2 16:04

I guess I mean you the happiest place on earth hates me yeah and this girl gets it, gets off scot-free. I.

Speaker 1 16:13

I mean that's some horseshit. There was no way to take back you jumping in that lake.

Speaker 2 16:16

First of all, I think this is a fake story, anyway.

Speaker 1 16:18

You don't even think it's real. No, well, why?

Speaker 2 16:20

I think the girl's making it up to try and get money.

Speaker 1 16:22

Uh, maybe she's getting the attention we're talking about it.

Speaker 2 16:25

Yeah, she looks like she's Brazilian that has to do anything. What does?

Speaker 1 16:28

that matter.

Speaker 2 16:29

Well, she'd be a tourist, and now she wants to get. Maybe she didn't have a good day.

Speaker 1 16:33

Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 16:34

Maybe she didn't like standing in the long lines for all the rides. Now she's like hmm, they called me inappropriate.

Speaker 1 16:40

Did they?

Speaker 2 16:41

Maybe they'll give her the $45 for the t-shirt Nothing nothing in the article said anything from Disney, just her accusing them of doing it.

Speaker 1 16:49

I mean, is Disney really going to comment on this? Disney, like the head corporation, going to?

Speaker 2 16:54

Why would they?

Speaker 1 16:54

They got 45 bucks it was probably some random employee at Disney that told her she had to do it.

Speaker 2 16:59

No, I guarantee you, it was another person in the park. It wasn't even Disney, really. Yeah, disney would not discriminate against this woman's outfit. Yeah, it's actually a nice outfit.

Speaker 1 17:09

Everything woman's outfit.

Speaker 2 17:09

Yeah, it's actually a nice outfit. Everything's covered. There's nothing showing.

Speaker 1 17:16

She has a nice butt. None of those things are. That's not part of.

Speaker 2 17:17

I would enjoy looking at this.

Speaker 1 17:19

Okay, well, you would.

Speaker 2 17:20

I would not find this inappropriate. I'd be like hey how you doing.

Speaker 1 17:23

Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 17:24

Her boyfriend's in the background of the picture, trying to be all flexing. You drop like a bag of dirt. Wow, I'd hammer on you bitch. Oh my God, I just don't understand how she didn't get kicked out, but I did.

Speaker 1 17:38

Well, there was a fix to hers there was a fix to mine too. You can't take back jumping in the lake.

Speaker 2 17:45

I didn't get eaten by a croc.

Speaker 1 17:50

Yeah, that was a benefit to you. I guess, huh that the alligators didn't get you.

Speaker 2 17:54

Yeah, that was a benefit to you.

Speaker 1 17:55

I guess, huh, that the alligators didn't get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't jump in that lake.

Speaker 2 17:57

No, you can't. They frown upon that.

Speaker 1 17:59

They don't frown upon it. You're not supposed to do it.

Speaker 2 18:00

Oh no, they frown upon it. It's like masturbating on an airplane Still not allowed.

Speaker 1 18:07

No, I'm pretty sure that's legal. That's not true, all right.

Speaker 2 18:09

So this is our first time doing questions. We finally have a bunch of questions, oh boy, and I just happened to get a couple of them on embarrassing topics. Oh boy, like me puking or being old and getting hurt, okay. So actually our fans are asking us questions.

Speaker 1 18:27

Okay.

Speaker 2 18:27

All right, so here's the first one from a guy named Chris. What's an embarrassing habit you still haven't broken, even though you swear every year. You will.

Speaker 1 18:36

An embarrassing habit. Huh, do you have an embarrassing habit? Oh yeah, how about you Go? What's yours?

Speaker 2 18:43

I fall asleep after I masturbate.

Speaker 1 18:45

Oh, my God. Well, there you go. I don't know. I'm trying to think this is tough. Not good at these questions, huh.

Speaker 2 19:03

Embarrassing habit.

Speaker 1 19:04

It could be can be like biting your nails or something you can't even think of a habit this is what they call dead air, you know yeah, I'm aware wasn't prepared for this I told you about it before starting the show. The episode just didn't know what the question was gonna be no shit I'm gonna catch you off guard I don't like that. You already knew the question.

Speaker 2 19:22

I did. So you knew what you were going to say. All right, we're moving on, because you're taking way too long and I have to edit a lot of this out now. All right, is there a weird ritual you do when no one's watching? That would totally confuse your friends if they saw it.

Speaker 1 19:35

A weird ritual, I don't know.

Speaker 2 19:40

Do you even know yourself? No, apparently you don't.

Speaker 1 19:43

No, I have a bunch of them. You have a bunch of weird rituals.

Speaker 2 19:47

Have you ever seen my peanut butter?

Speaker 1 19:49

Is that a ritual, though I wouldn't think of that as a ritual. I guess that's kind of why.

Speaker 2 19:52

You wouldn't think it was weird. Why don't you explain to everybody what I do with my peanut butter?

Speaker 1 19:57

It has to be flat, like you have to, and the butter is the same way.

Speaker 2 20:01

Butter is also the same way.

Speaker 1 20:01

You can't dig in, you have to. Yeah, I mean, I do that. I guess those are kind of things I do too. I didn't think about those as rituals, though.

Speaker 2 20:09

How are my pots and pans?

Speaker 1 20:10

Like the OCD, I think of it more a ritual, I guess. That's all.

Speaker 2 20:18

When I first moved back to this house, I said to everybody here is how I want my pots of pans. How are they supposed to go?

Speaker 1 20:27

They have to be the smallest one on top, obviously, and all the handles have to be the same way.

Speaker 2 20:31

They have to go to the left.

Speaker 1 20:32

Yep On a 45 degree angle, uh-huh yeah.

Speaker 2 20:34

Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 1 20:42

You don't have any of it. You're lying. I you don't want to explain yourself. No, I mean, I do stuff like that. I I don't know. I guess I don't think about it. I like I said, I wasn't thinking of that as a ritual. I was thinking, oh, like getting ready in the morning and I don't know like I'll talk to myself in the mirror sometimes, that kind of thing. I guess that was kind of.

Speaker 2 20:55

I guess maybe that was from shannon that question. Oh, I didn't say that before, so I just said it now because I realized I didn't.

Speaker 1 21:01

Oh Okay.

Speaker 2 21:03

This one's from Sarah. What's one habit you thought was totally normal until someone called you out on it.

Speaker 1 21:10

I'm really bad at these questions.

Speaker 2 21:11

Boy. I'm glad there's an edit button.

Speaker 1 21:13

I know, I know.

Speaker 2 21:14

You are terrible at it right now.

Speaker 1 21:25

You've at it right now. Well, you've never been called out on anything. I know what your annoying habit is. You thought was totally normal. Oh, you do. What is that talking I?

Speaker 2 21:30

don't think that's gotcha. That's yours too, by the way. No, we've gone over this a thousand times. I am chatty, kathy, until I'm a monk uh, you are talk. You are never a monk.

Speaker 1 21:41

I'm upset.

Speaker 2 21:42

Oh, god, no, that's when you go into overdrive. My one habit that I thought was normal was I talk to myself.

Speaker 1 21:50

That's what I just said about the talking to myself in the mirror. I do that, yeah, I think people do that more than you think, though.

Speaker 2 21:55

Well, that's what I'm trying to get across, right. Well, that's what I'm trying to get across, right, like I do this and there's probably a lot of things that I do that right now I'm not really thinking about, right? These are the ones that are coming off the top of my head.

Speaker 1 22:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2 22:05

So that's what we've got. There's a couple of other ones I was going to throw in here.

Speaker 1 22:09

How many questions do we have today?

Speaker 2 22:11

There were six total.

Speaker 1 22:14

Oh, but I'm only going.

Speaker 2 22:17

I already answered this one.

Speaker 1 22:19

You've already answered it.

Speaker 2 22:20

Yeah, have you ever been caught mid-habit? And what was your awkward excuse?

Speaker 1 22:26

So we already are going to talk. I know what you're going to say.

Speaker 2 22:31

But I wanted to get to my excuse.

Speaker 1 22:33

What's your excuse?

Speaker 2 22:34

I was done, I was tired.

Speaker 1 22:36

Oh my God, that's all you can say. I was done, I was tired.

Speaker 2 22:39

There are so many people that have walked in on me Laying there with the crank in my hand.

Speaker 1 22:45

Oh my god. And they're like oh my god.

Speaker 2 22:46

They just left. They just left, did they just leave?

Speaker 1 22:51

What are they going to say? I'm asleep, I don't know, I guess. What are you supposed to do? Fly?

Speaker 2 22:54

wide.

Speaker 1 22:55

Oh my God, this is what we're putting on the air today.

Speaker 2 22:59

The waters are a little murky.

Speaker 1 23:01

Oh my God, wow, well, I mean listeners learned a lot about you today.

Speaker 2 23:07

All right, last one.

Speaker 1 23:08

I thought that was the last one.

Speaker 2 23:09

No. If your most embarrassing habit had a theme song, what would it be and why?

Speaker 1 23:14

I don't even know what my most embarrassing habit is, other than maybe the talking to myself.

Speaker 2 23:27

Is that what we're going with? I guess. Yeah, I got your song already. Oh boy, go ahead. The fat boys, I can't remember if it's the fat boys or run dmc. I said you talk too much. Oh boy, you never shut up. I said you talk too much. It's not nice, I know, but it's funny, whatever. What is my most embarrassing? I don't get caught that often, so it's not my most embarrassing habit.

Speaker 1 23:43

You make it seem like it's happening on a daily basis. You have people walk in.

Speaker 2 23:47

What would my most embarrassing habit be and, by the way, jerking off isn't embarrassing Fall asleep with your dick in your hand is.

Speaker 1 23:53

Well, people walking in on that, yeah, I can go with that I don't know All I know.

Speaker 2 23:59

If I had a theme song to my most embarrassing habit, it would be the A-Team theme song.

Speaker 1 24:07

Oh my God, Because that's the way it would be.

Speaker 2 24:11

It would be awesome, it would be epic, oh boy, whatever it is, it would be fucking splendid.

Speaker 1 24:18

That's funny.

Speaker 2 24:21

Now, before we started recording, yeah, I said to you. You're like are we going to get a whole episode out of this?

Speaker 1 24:26

I yeah, we did we can keep going.

Speaker 2 24:28

And what did I say to you?

Speaker 1 24:29

You could talk about each thing for the total period of time, so there was no question for him and it worked.

Speaker 2 24:39

And it did Because we are at the end of the show. Here. We are at the end. Case, thanks for being here. I love you. I love you and we'll be back.

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