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Detto Season 4 Episode 11

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Fan Mail Me Brrrruuuuunnnden

Bad-day energy hit like a freight train, and we decided to ride it—full throttle, zero filter, and just enough humor to keep the wheels on. We start before sunrise with the Apple Harvest fritter mission, a line that refuses to move, and the kind of small-town chaos that turns into family lore. From there we plunge into the noisy churn of social feeds, a headline spiral that somehow says a lot while telling us nothing, and the creeping feeling that scrolling offers connection without the comfort of being known.

We get honest about the middle-age shift—less patience, more pattern recognition, and the urge to bail on conversations that don’t go anywhere. Is it cynicism, or just wisdom with sore feet? We debate whether scrolling equals loneliness, how broken processes at work drain our empathy, and why the simplest systems—paperwork done right, lines that move fairly—can keep whole communities sane. There’s real texture here: the smell of fritters before dawn, the stress of a warehouse with no documentation, and a kid turning pastries into pocket money. It’s local and human in all the ways the internet can’t fake.

We even poke at the “prophecy” angle—The Simpsons, Back to the Future, E.T.—and ask whether pop culture predicts the future or just mirrors our anxieties so precisely that it feels like foresight. Either way, we land on the same truth: stories shape how we see the world. If our feeds train us to expect outrage, we’ll find it everywhere. So we practice a different habit—trade spectacle for substance, swap doomscrolling for a call or a walk, and keep one eye out for the little rituals that make life feel real again.

If this hit home, subscribe, share it with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review with your take: does scrolling make you feel connected or alone? We’re listening—and we’ll bring the fritters next time.

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Late Start, Cranky Vibes

SPEAKER_01

Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Toomie. Hey everybody, it's Deto. Welcome back to Saki To Me, where we connect people to people, even if it means being pissed off at everything and anything in life, as I usually am. I'm here with T Bot.

SPEAKER_05

Hey, hey.

SPEAKER_01

We are here today and we are gonna talk about anything and everything that is bothering me. Because it's just one of them episodes. We're already late. We suck at being a group. Let's face it. Hey, don't put us into this particular pants tonight. Oh you got no idea what cranky pants is. East. This is as cranky as you will ever see me.

SPEAKER_05

Yay me.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Why do I get stuck with you? Don't even start.

Full Moon, Bad Day Energy

SPEAKER_01

Don't even start. God, I can't do this anymore. I can't. I won't. Today was one of those days where you just want to choke somebody.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I had those days too today.

SPEAKER_01

It doesn't matter who it is. It doesn't even matter whether you like the person, you don't like the person, it doesn't care. Just choke somebody. Just fucking chill them. Chuck them all day long. All day long, foot up a dog's ass.

SPEAKER_04

Wow.

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That's what today was.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I did not care for today.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I had to get out. I had to come home. I'm still not over it.

SPEAKER_04

That's quite apparent.

SPEAKER_01

I have not gotten over yet. And I'm okay with saying that. And you know what the craziest part was?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, tell us.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like everyone else felt the same way.

SPEAKER_04

I know I had a bad day too today.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I think everybody did.

SPEAKER_04

I think it was is it a full moon? It's a full moon.

SPEAKER_01

It was a harvest moon.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

It was a harvest moon last night.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

And everything went awry today.

SPEAKER_04

That'll explain it.

SPEAKER_01

I was just so pissed. I'm still so pissed, and I just want to be pissed, and I just want to fucking piss the fucking piss out of pissed.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Wow. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_01

Bulls my skirt up. Wow. Tell you that for free.

SPEAKER_03

This is gonna be a great episode.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

Wow. Jeez.

SPEAKER_01

You ever notice that everybody talks about everything but doesn't do anything? They don't say anything.

SPEAKER_04

What does that mean in getting away from the case?

Feeds, Hype, And A Sanchez Spiral

SPEAKER_01

It's like they just regurgitate shit. He's like, shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_04

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01

Oh man. And then your your feet is just filled with crap. Who cares about Mark Sanchez getting stabbed in the face?

SPEAKER_05

Well, we don't really know the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01

That was either sex or drugs.

SPEAKER_05

I will agree there's something definitely sketchy about what happened.

SPEAKER_01

The guy wouldn't blow him, so he stabbed him.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Either way, either way, Sanchez got poked.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean? Yeah. Seriously. Oh boy. That's what it boils down to.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Well, he did, but I'm glad he's okay. He didn't die, but yeah, there's something sketchy about that whole thing.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Dance down something does not add up at all.

SPEAKER_01

Nothing adds up. And why is it such a huge thing?

SPEAKER_05

Because it's Mark Sanchez.

SPEAKER_01

I can't go down my feed without seeing stuff that sucks.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What is the real shit?

SPEAKER_04

That's life.

SPEAKER_01

What's really happening? What is really happening?

SPEAKER_04

Well, there's an apple horse festival going on.

SPEAKER_01

Oh god. That's not what I meant.

SPEAKER_04

That's really happening.

SPEAKER_01

It is really happening.

SPEAKER_04

So you asked me. I gave you the answer.

SPEAKER_01

That's what started my day. I had to go get fritters, which are world famous, by the way.

SPEAKER_03

They are world famous.

SPEAKER_01

Apple harvest, world famous fritters.

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The best.

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They are worth the wait. They are absolutely delightful. Yep. And if you haven't had them, sucks for you. Because they're phenomenal.

SPEAKER_02

They are.

SPEAKER_01

They are just phenomenal. And if you haven't, do dude, go to Southern Connecticut. Yep. Get your Apple Harvest fritters right now. Just do it. Because that's what it's all about.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. Totally.

SPEAKER_01

But you go there at six o'clock in the morning, and these goofuses, they order like 36 dozen.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, they're not supposed to do that. That holds up the entire line.

SPEAKER_01

Holds up the entire line. Yep. And I get it. But they're supposed to call them in. And there's those should be made on a side.

SPEAKER_04

Toast. Right. Yeah, great.

SPEAKER_01

You should be churning these people out totally. Two dozen at a time. Yep. Two dozen at a time. Just keep going. Keep going. Move it along. Move it along. And my kid is so happy.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That the apple harvest is here. And he's he's buying fritters. He's bringing them to school. I think he's selling them like they're drugs or something.

SPEAKER_05

So funny.

SPEAKER_01

He's like, I got him hooked, Dad. Dad, I got him hooked.

SPEAKER_04

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01

He's like, oh, there you go, kid. So for a week of the year, you're gonna make some money?

SPEAKER_04

Exactly. Awesome. You should be a little entrepreneur.

SPEAKER_01

You should be wealthy by the time you're dead.

SPEAKER_05

I can't believe you didn't said that.

SPEAKER_01

35 minutes. Kids leave kids leave for school.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that's a lot.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's a long time.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, you don't even wait that long when you're actually at the festival and get in the line.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's true. That's a long time.

SPEAKER_01

35 minutes is a long time.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm like, son of a bitch, where is he? And now I park on a side where I can see through the booths, but I can only see certain people. And all of a sudden he all I see him and he goes, and I missed him. So then I see all these other people, and they're coming out. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Where the hell did he go? He comes walking with his two things, gets back in the truck. He's like, I don't know why he just wouldn't go for me, Dad. Dad, I don't know why you wouldn't just stay in line. Like, first of all, at six o'clock in the morning, I hate people.

SPEAKER_02

You hate them.

SPEAKER_01

And I certainly don't want to see anybody I know. So I don't want to talk to anybody. It's six in the morning and wait for these fritters, which are delicious. But I'm like, no, you want them, you go. I'm paying for them. You go get them.

Warehouse Stress And Zero Paperwork

SPEAKER_04

And you're so wonderful first thing in the morning.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I am awful. I am awful. So, but that's how my day started.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Right. All right.

SPEAKER_01

And then, you know, without getting into details, nothing went right after that.

SPEAKER_04

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Not one thing. I was ready to lose it on friends, families, dogs, cats. Didn't matter. I was ready to just squeeze them by the neck.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit, shit.

SPEAKER_01

So bad today. So bad.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I couldn't it, but it wasn't just me. I was getting phone calls from all kinds of other people and text messages like today is such a terrible day.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I know. I know. Please stop bothering me. It's awful.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

I don't need to know how bad your day is. My day is bad too. Dick.

SPEAKER_03

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I was not happy. I was not happy. Then I come home, I'm trying to put together a podcast, and all I get is this stupid shit about Mark Sanchez everywhere. Who cares? The guy butt fumbled.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_01

He's definitely gay.

SPEAKER_05

God.

SPEAKER_01

Holy cow. Holy moly. You tried to get some sex from a trucker who's horny.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Let's not. You don't even know that is even true. Why are you saying that?

SPEAKER_01

Who else holds up a fry oil truck?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Mark Sanchez? He didn't hold up the truck. He was trying to get laid.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. I you know what? That's that is not the truth, I'm sure. Don't speculate that.

SPEAKER_01

I bet you I'm closer to the truth than anything on the internet is.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

It's definitely sex.

SPEAKER_05

I don't think that easy button.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because truckers truckers all over the road aren't doing just weird things like bathhouses and but Mark Sanchez isn't a trucker. Nobody's gay.

SPEAKER_05

What does that have to do with anything?

SPEAKER_01

He's looking for a trucker to bang him.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Can we change subjects, please?

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Thank you. Holy shit. Alright, so what really happened today? I know I had a shitty day, too.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, did you? Not really.

SPEAKER_05

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Because it's just gonna depress me and maybe any more upset.

SPEAKER_05

We just had to hear about your 10-minute bad day.

SPEAKER_01

I'm the talent. You're just the the wingman.

SPEAKER_05

Ooh, okay. I see how this goes.

SPEAKER_01

Go ahead. If you want to tell us about your day, fine.

SPEAKER_05

No, it's fine. I guess.

SPEAKER_01

No, tell us all about it. I bet you sat at your house, worked on your computer, hated everybody that was not around you, you didn't have to talk to, got pissed, went and got your nails done, and then came over here and podcasted. That's pretty much what I think your day was like.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Well, damn, I don't gotta say anything because you got it all wrapped up.

SPEAKER_01

Am I close?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_01

Am I at least close?

Scrolling, Loneliness, And Detachment

SPEAKER_05

Well, kind of half of it is, but you don't really know what happened. I did talk to a lot of people today. I never was off the phone. My job was very, very, very stressful today. And there was stuff that came into the warehouse and had no paperwork. Yeah. No paperwork. Out! And then they were sending more things tonight with no paperwork. Everyone was flipping out. It's not how you run a warehouse. It's just not how you do it.

SPEAKER_01

So I do it.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it was a lot of stress.

SPEAKER_01

You know what else I don't have? What? A warehouse.

SPEAKER_05

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_01

I don't have a warehouse. Because if I did, I wouldn't. Because that's the way I would run it. And it would be awful. You can't. There is no common sense left in the world anymore. And I want to just punch people in the face sometimes.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Just put them. Well then go ahead. See where see where that gets you. Bring them out.

SPEAKER_05

All right.

SPEAKER_01

Wow.

SPEAKER_05

Holy Christ. Can we let's like talk about something fun.

SPEAKER_01

Tell you that for free. What do you there isn't anything fun to talk about? That's the biggest problem. That's why we started this podcast right here, this episode right here, because there isn't anything fun. And what the fuck are we missing? What is wrong with life right now? That there's nothing fun. The only fun thing we can talk about, as far as I am concerned, is the Patriots beats the Bills.

SPEAKER_05

Oh god. That's it. Here we go.

SPEAKER_01

Other than that, forget it.

SPEAKER_05

It always comes back to your damn Patriots. Who gives a flying fuck? Seriously.

SPEAKER_01

Probably millions of people. I don't think it's millions of people, but it's millions and millions of Patriot fans. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Slightly exaggerated, but okay. We're not gonna talk about my giants though, so go ahead.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. It's just I can't take scrolling anymore. And it's like the more I scroll, the lonelier I get. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's like, what is this all about? What is going on? And why aren't people talking about it more? Like, why is it so lonely to just sit there and scroll on your phone?

SPEAKER_05

I don't think it's lonely.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, it's definitely lonely.

SPEAKER_05

So you're saying everyone who scrolls on their phone is lonely?

SPEAKER_01

Well, look at it this way.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

If you are out there on social media, right, people are gonna comment and say things that may be bad, maybe good, who knows? God forbid you're on a dating site and somebody finds out, right? It's like now you gotta explain it. And it's like, so it's like just keep to yourself, and all you do is put your head down, look at your phone, and scroll. You're fucking lonely. You're lonely. Otherwise, you wouldn't you wouldn't even be on there.

SPEAKER_05

Or you just don't want to butt into anyone's business and you want to mind your own.

SPEAKER_01

Because you're lonely.

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't I don't think that's true.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's 100% true. No, it's not, and nobody wants to. People would rather just sit in their room with their jammies on, in their bed, snuggled up with a hot blanket.

SPEAKER_05

That sounds really good.

SPEAKER_01

Lonely bitch.

SPEAKER_05

No, sir. Sometimes people like to be by themselves, they don't need to be on point 24-7. Look, it and if they want to scroll on their phone, it doesn't mean they're lonely.

SPEAKER_01

I'm the world's biggest introvert. You would never know it.

SPEAKER_05

No, you would never know.

SPEAKER_01

You would never know it by talking to me yourself.

SPEAKER_05

That is a true story.

Middle Age, Patience, And Falling Down

SPEAKER_01

I want to be left alone. I know. I hate people. You piss me off, and I just get angered, and then I do something stupid. That's true. Seriously.

SPEAKER_04

That is true.

SPEAKER_01

And all I want to do is sit in my house and do nothing. Watch TV.

SPEAKER_05

There's nothing wrong with that. Doesn't it?

SPEAKER_01

Scroll. That's loneliness. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_05

No, it is not. Everyone needs to have their own private time. I want everyone who Harley, hear me out. I don't want anybody around. That's fine. I hate you all. No, you really don't hate us all. So that's a really big, broad statement.

SPEAKER_01

I have a large dislike for most of you.

SPEAKER_05

That is a lie, also. Okay. So I don't know what who you were trying to prove, what you're trying to say here. It's a bunch of bullshit. Anyway.

SPEAKER_01

I love these fake friends that are on my podcast. Not my podcast, but on my uh social media and stuff. Like, you don't even know who I am. I just I basically just click on you because you're hot.

SPEAKER_05

That's true.

SPEAKER_01

Like, if you go through my friends right now, they're all hot chicks. I don't even know them. I don't even know who they are. Never spoke a word to them. Never said anything.

SPEAKER_05

That is true because I watched you do it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's like stupid. No, y'all, you're you're around the area and you're good looking.

SPEAKER_05

So there were qualifications too to that. I think you made up some kind of stuff. I had a friend.

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Right.

SPEAKER_01

I've never spoken a word to you. Why are we even friends on Facebook? What the shit? This whole world is going to hell in a handbag.

SPEAKER_05

It is not.

SPEAKER_01

Is it listen? And we're missing something, by the way. We are missing something.

SPEAKER_05

Let's go. We are. What are we missing?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. Oh. I'm trying to figure out.

SPEAKER_05

I thought you're gonna follow that up with something.

SPEAKER_01

No, I I'm gonna follow it up. I'm saying to you now, I will figure out what the fuck we're missing. Oh boy. It's something we're missing. It's gonna be huge. It's probably like a war or some shit is coming.

SPEAKER_05

People grab your popcorn. This ought to be good.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, sit by your sit by your uh radios. Because you know, we have such a fucking pristine schedule. Because you're because you're all every Tuesday, no matter what. Can't even get anybody in the studio to sit down and record with me.

SPEAKER_05

That is a lie. That is a bold-faced lie.

SPEAKER_01

I want to say this out loud right now. I want anybody out there that's listening. If anybody is listening, which I know you are, but I want to go on a radio show or another podcast or something. I want to be invited, I want to be contacted, I want to know, I want to go out there, and I want to bring my talents to South Beach.

SPEAKER_05

Holy shit, people like LeBron.

Hollywood, Prophecy, And The Simpsons

SPEAKER_01

But I've been but I've been watching. So here we are, here we are in Connecticut, and we have this one radio station, 95-7.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

And Courtney's on there every morning.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

And they keep doing this second day update. Yes, I saw it. They do, they do something, they do another one, like I forget what it is. I want to be, I want to be, I want to be the that Jeff guy.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, he's funny.

SPEAKER_01

As they do it, oh man, he's like, I'm like, Jeff, come on, step it up. Step up your game here, pal.

SPEAKER_05

Come on, step up your game. It's actually pretty funny.

SPEAKER_01

I want to go on there and I just want to be, I want to call in.

unknown

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

I just want to call in and talk to Courtney.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01

On that thing. Come on, let me be on the second date update thing. This is funny. I got I got questions and I got answers that are already answered. What the heck can the worst thing is, the more I look at it, the more I I watch like that one, the more of them pop up. Oh yeah, they all do now.

SPEAKER_05

I did the same thing.

SPEAKER_01

How fucking lame.

SPEAKER_05

No, it's just because you're it's lame. It's not lame.

SPEAKER_01

You're you're ripping it off. You can't even come up with your own shit.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

Come on.

SPEAKER_05

Well, that goes to the scrolling people because they're losers. Is that what you said? People that scroll are losers.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, I said they're lonely. I didn't say they're losers.

SPEAKER_05

Sorry, wrong L word. They're lonely.

SPEAKER_01

You have to understand what you're saying because when you say things like that, you will sound goofy.

SPEAKER_04

No, sir.

SPEAKER_01

You just did.

SPEAKER_04

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_01

They're not losers. They're lonely.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

So there's a huge difference there.

SPEAKER_04

Is there?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. What's the difference?

SPEAKER_01

People that are lonely are not losers.

Wrapping Up, Shoutouts, And CTAs

SPEAKER_05

Okay, but why do you make them why are they lonely then? Why do you think they're lonely?

SPEAKER_01

Because they're scrolling.

SPEAKER_05

Because they're scrolling. That makes them lonely because they're scrolling. Back to what I was saying before.

SPEAKER_01

They are lonely because people are becoming detached more and more and more and more. People are just becoming detached.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

And dude, why aren't you on a dating website? You're a beautiful woman. How come you're not out there? I don't want to deal with losers. So shut up. That's exactly why. That's why they're lonely. That's exactly why they're lonely. That's why they're scrolling.

SPEAKER_05

Uh well, I guess I'm gonna do a difference of opinion on that one.

SPEAKER_01

What are you gonna do? Go out at our age and try and find somebody that doesn't have baggage?

SPEAKER_05

Everyone has baggage.

SPEAKER_01

No shit. Who wants to deal with it?

SPEAKER_05

Well, I don't know. It depends on what it's like. That's not true. That's not true at all. Depends upon the baggage.

SPEAKER_01

It doesn't depend upon the baggage. Of course it does. Nobody wants to deal with that shit.

SPEAKER_05

What what kind of baggage are we talking about here?

SPEAKER_01

I I don't know. It depends. It goes from person to person. I don't know what baggage we're talking about. Well, you But you just said everybody has baggage. And nobody wants to deal with it.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't say that.

SPEAKER_01

I got my own baggage. I don't expect anybody to want to deal with this shit. Do you know what I mean? True story. So?

SPEAKER_05

True story.

SPEAKER_01

Nobody wants to deal with this nonsense.

SPEAKER_04

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I gotta get my shit together somehow. And by the time I do, I'll be dead.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's that's great. Good future for you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, this is my life now.

SPEAKER_04

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_01

Basically, I'm living my life in reverse.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I had the good time up front, and now it's time to just sit here and die.

SPEAKER_03

Wow. Well, hey, Christ knowing you, I guess.

SPEAKER_01

That's life.

SPEAKER_03

It's been real.

SPEAKER_01

It's like, go ahead, take everything from me. I'm gonna die anyway.

SPEAKER_05

Wow. We are like really in a real rut tonight. I got stuck with you. I told you. Damn it. I warned you. I've been away for 10 days. I don't need to come back to this shit. Holy cow.

SPEAKER_01

I legit told you before you even came in here.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god. Yeah, but this I thought you would kind of grab, you know, get out of it slowly, but you are just like sinking and keep you keep going. Holy cow. Come on, snap out of it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, how?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Figure it out.

SPEAKER_01

Where's my slim gym?

SPEAKER_05

There is one in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_01

There is one in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_05

Proved your ass wrong.

SPEAKER_02

You can't.

SPEAKER_01

It's like here we are debating this, and you it's like I'm I'm surprised we get along as well as we do talking about this stuff. Because it's like cancel culture is so huge. It's like, dude, that Mandela effect.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. You know that?

SPEAKER_01

Whereas Tony Tigers Tony Tig Tony the Tiger's nose was black.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Now it's blue.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But it was black.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And growing up, it was black. Don't fucking lie to me. And don't tell me that there wasn't a cornucopia on the fruit of the loom's underwear.

SPEAKER_04

There was totally a fuck ball on there. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01

You know what's next? Is the S in like realize. Oh, that's stupid. It's coming because A I can't spell. Absolutely stupid. I'm getting fucking tired of it. Yeah. And they're gonna at some point they're gonna tell us, no, realize was always spelled with an S.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's not true.

SPEAKER_01

No, it wasn't.

SPEAKER_05

No, you just pull up a Webster's dictionary because they can't throw those things away because they're like hard copies.

SPEAKER_01

Or surprise.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, that's another one.

SPEAKER_01

No, it's got a Z in there.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_01

You watch. Oh, I believe that. Correct. Z is gonna be like Pluto, the planet. They're just gonna be pretend like it never existed. Oh, Pluto's not really a planet, it's just a ball of gases.

SPEAKER_05

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, Z never really existed. We use that for Ozarks or anything like that.

SPEAKER_05

How do you spell that one?

SPEAKER_01

O-S-A-R-K-S.

SPEAKER_05

Osarks?

SPEAKER_01

Ozarks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Wow.

SPEAKER_01

Well, most losers spell loser with two O's.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that is.

SPEAKER_01

If you spell loser with two O's, you're a fucking loser. I'm sorry. That's the only way I can go.

SPEAKER_02

I can't.

SPEAKER_01

I can't. Yeah. I got I'm on one today. I'm on one today.

SPEAKER_04

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01

I can't take this shit anymore. I can't. I won't.

unknown

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

Blue my skirt up.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man. Jesus. What the hell is happening?

SPEAKER_01

Everything. You know, I was thinking about it. I feel like this is what middle aged actually is. You just feel like the world just falls on top of you.

SPEAKER_05

That's not true.

SPEAKER_01

No, it is true. It's 100% true.

SPEAKER_05

Listen, everyone has bad days.

SPEAKER_01

No, I know that.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

I'm talking about middle aged, not today.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_01

Middle aged is about 40. 40 to 50. Somewhere in that area.

SPEAKER_05

Uh yeah, give or take, right.

SPEAKER_01

And the entire world begins to you feel like the entire world begins to fall on you.

SPEAKER_05

No, it's because you just lose more patience because you've seen a lot in your in your age and you're like, I can't deal with this crap anymore. So we're all idiots and jerks. Like that's pretty much what it comes down to. So it doesn't the world isn't coming crapping down, calling crapping down on you. I think it's just the fact that like I have no patience for anybody. So that means maybe that's why everyone comes out and says that every single day that passes in my 40s, yes, I feel more and more in tune with Michael Douglas and falling down.

SPEAKER_01

That was a good movie. It was. He just lost his shit. Well, he he should have. And now I'm understanding, like, holy shit. And then you ask yourself, is are they telling us what's real? And we just don't understand it. It's like Hollywood has been telling us things for years and we don't listen. We just take it as entertainment. Oh my god. Oh my god, that was great. Yeah. And next thing you know, it's fucking happening.

SPEAKER_05

Holy shit, balls. Well, give me an example of that.

SPEAKER_01

I can't right now.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I have a bunch of them.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Just something that doesn't come to the top of your head right now.

SPEAKER_01

Well, no, Matt Groening does. His his whole time traveler persona. Okay. He does it. There are things that have been done that have been called. Like even in Back to the Future, when they they figure the Cubs are gonna win in a certain year. Oh it's like, wow, what the fuck? How do you know this? And it's like you don't see it as it's happening. But then afterwards you have to look back and you're like, what? It's like, were they telling us this? And there's a lot of things that happened, and I can go on and on. And once I put all my I wasn't ready for this, this isn't on my notes, so I don't really know. But there's just two points.

SPEAKER_05

Right.

SPEAKER_01

That I'm like, seriously, Simpsons have nailed it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, right.

SPEAKER_01

For years.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I you gotta, you gotta sit there and you gotta be like, what's going on with this guy?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Right? But then there's there's just all kinds of other things that Hollywood has done over the years. Yeah. Like even with E.T. The extraterrestrial, right? There's aliens.

SPEAKER_04

Of course there's.

SPEAKER_01

Like, were they trying to tell us something without us knowing?

SPEAKER_03

Could be.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean? Could be. It's like how much does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? That whole debate right there starts and ends the fact that it is real.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

It's real.

SPEAKER_04

No, I agree. I totally 100% agree.

SPEAKER_01

It's like somebody knows something, somebody has a plan for something. I don't know who or what, but Jesus Christ, it does crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it seems a little far-fetched, but you're correct. It's just too many weird things that happen that add up to weird things.

SPEAKER_01

Too many weird fucking things.

SPEAKER_05

Right. Right. Agree. 100% agree.

SPEAKER_01

So I don't know. We are getting to the end though.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I hope your day, the rest of your day, asshole. Yeah, okay, we've got that. We understand totally. You spent the whole time.

SPEAKER_01

Then why are you yelling at me?

SPEAKER_05

All I said was I hope I was gonna say hope your day in the rest of your day goes better. Whatever's left of it.

SPEAKER_01

I gotta hire a hooker.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, take that out of the podcast.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'm gonna leave it in there because it's funny. I'm not really gonna hire a hooker. Because that would just first of all, I wouldn't even know where to get a hooker.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, thank god. I wouldn't know where to find one. That's the one reason they're holding you back.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It would take me like three days to get one. By then I'd be like, I'm over it.

SPEAKER_05

You never take too much time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I lost patience. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry, I'm asleep. Sorry. No. Maybe next weekend. Do you like fritters? I'm an idiot. Yes, you are. All right, we are at the end of it.

SPEAKER_04

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01

So after all that.

SPEAKER_04

After all that.

SPEAKER_01

After my entirely horrible, incredibly bad day, I have to go outside and watch the stupid fucking Yankees.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you did make that kind of a thing.

SPEAKER_01

This is my f night hair anyway. We did get this up. I'm gonna edit this now. I'm gonna put it up, and we're gonna go. So to everybody out there, T Bot, thanks for being here.

SPEAKER_03

No problem.

SPEAKER_01

SakiTumi.com. Like and subscribe. Check us out on YouTube also. And hey, as always, guys. Be good. Hey everybody, it's Detto. I want to give a shout out to my buddy Larry over at Legendary Graphics. He designed our logo for us. It came out fantastic. He does raps, he does all kinds of customized stuff for you. If you get a chance, go to legendary.com. That's legendary.com. Check it out for anything you need. Alright, guys. Thanks. Be good.

SPEAKER_00

So you tell me.

SPEAKER_01

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SPEAKER_00

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