Spoke in Class Today
Travel this journey with me as we fly through space on this magnificent rock. There is going to be laughter, silliness, tears, and rants. I plan to get some interviews done as well. I am interested in learning about all sorts of different things and sharing my experience. There will be music to listen to as well. As an avid listener and lover of all genres of music, I want to share my love for the musical arts and comedy. So join along and lend me your ear, as I walk through this next journey.
Spoke in Class Today
Episode - 17: Tongue Twisters, Musical Nostalgia, and the Art of Rambling
Ever find yourself tangled in a web of words while trying to get your tongue around a tricky phrase? You're not alone. Join me on a hilarious journey where I wrangle with tongue twisters and vocal warm-ups, all while navigating the occasional technical hiccup. Imagine starting off with some microphone shenanigans, taking a leisurely stroll through memories of a laid-back Fourth of July, and rocking out to 70s tunes, particularly the groovy vibes of Paul McCartney and Wings. As the episode unfolds, watch—or rather, listen—as I humorously tackle classics like "Peter Piper" and "Betty Botter," mixing in a splash of unconventional throat remedies and a hefty dose of self-deprecation.
Prepare to chuckle as I continue the wordplay marathon with some real linguistic tongue-tanglers. Think "eleven benevolent elephants" and the ever-so-tricky "rural"—which might just be simpler to call "country" if we're being honest. In a playful twist, I share my musings as a "rambling man," contemplating the beauty of taking life slowly to sidestep mishaps. You'll hear about my penchant for getting sidetracked, as I weave thoughtful insights with humorous phrase mix-ups. Whether you're here for the laughs, the language tips, or just to hear me muddle through a verbal minefield, you'll leave with a smile, and perhaps a tongue-twister or two to test your own skills.
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Speaker 2:Hello. Oh fuck, it's after the 4th. It's the day after the 4th. What's happening? Man, oh man. I wasn't quite ready to do this, but I think I will. I will get myself ready to roll. What's going on? I don't. I got to figure out what that cutout is. Is it the microphone? Is it the microphone? Is it the? Is it the microphone or is it the fucking software? I think it's the microphone, because if I, if I, turn that down, then it's not as bad. There we go. I think I figured it out. Yay, good for me. Pat on the back, good job. I want to put some fucking music on. Come on, open, open, there we go. Music, music, music. I hope everybody had a good fourth. I didn't do shit, did not do shit. I was Did stuff around the house. That's about it. We'll leave it at that.
Speaker 1:Fuck.
Speaker 2:Come on, Open up music. There we go. God damn Fucking on. Open up music. There we go. God damn Fucking dang you turn For you Takes forever. There we go. Fourth of July there we go. Fourth of July music. I've been on a 70s rock kick here lately, so we're gonna we're gonna continue on Paul McCartney and the Wings Live and Let Die.
Speaker 2:Oh, cut it up just a little. You might hear it. I don't know, doesn't matter, I gotta talk over it anyways, because I can't love it playing for too long without copyright. I guess I don't fucking know. Whatever, I'll turn it down just a tad bit. I was just getting. Excuse me. God damn, I'm so tired of that Tongue twisters.
Speaker 2:I was doing my work on some tongue twisters To improve my vocal range. I have this cough Something going on. I don't know, might just be from all the weed I smoke. What am I going to do? All right, turn Paul down. As much as I love Paul, I got to turn Paul down. As much as I love Paul. I gotta turn him down. I gotta turn him off. No more turning him up or on, I don't. Whatever, that was stupid. All right, 50 tongue twisters to improve panoxiate pro. I can't even say the fucking title, right? Oh boy, this is going to be fun, goodness gracious.
Speaker 2:Whatever that is in my throat, I don't like it. It's got a little. I need to. I don't know what I need. Is it a lozenger or Like something to coat my throat? So I mean, do I need to suck cock. Is that going to fix it? Does that work? I mean, do you coat it with cum and it keeps that from happening, or does it just make it worse, like it's even stickier? I don't know. I've never had cum in my mouth so I can't Never swallowed it and it keeps that from happening. Or does it just make it worse, like it's even stickier then? I don't know. I've never had cum in my mouth so I can't Never swallowed it. I mean, it's hard to say. All right, peter Piper picked a peck of peckle. I know I've done this before. I want to do it again because there's some new ones and different ones than the other ones, but we'll start out with the simple ones, the ones that everybody knows, the old ones you know the silly ones.
Speaker 2:The Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, peter Piper pecked. God damn, peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, peter Piper picked. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, peter Piper picked. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
Speaker 2:I'm not perfect but I will get better and I'm just working through this to loosen up my vocals for some vocality work. Huh yeah, let's see. Let's do it. Let's get into the next one. Uh, betty bought her. Bought some butter, but she said the betters, betty bought. Betty bought her, bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it'll make my batter bitter, but a bit of better better may make my batter better. So it was better. Betty butter bought a bit of better butter. Yay, and we did it with a stupid accent, vocal shit, stupid. How much wood would a woodchuck Chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck would he would Chuck he would as much wood as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck good chuck would. That was all in one breath. That was tough. Keep me searching for a heart of gold and I'm moving on all right, sally sells seashores by the seashore, seashells by the seashore.
Speaker 2:That one's not. How can a clam cram in a clean cream? Oh, how can a clam cram in a clean cream? How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? How can a clam cram? In a clean cream. Can I scream? You scream, we all scream for ice cream. I saw Susie sitting in a Shoreline shop. That one's stupid Duh. Susie works in a Shoreline shop. That one's stupid Duh. Susie works in a shoreline shop when she shines, she sits. Can't be careful, Don't carry the.
Speaker 2:H Susie works in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he Not at all? Maybe some spots, maybe his asshole was a little fuzzy, who knows? I didn't know fuzzy or was he, was he? Was it fuzzy or was it what? Which was it?
Speaker 2:Can you can a can as a can? Oh God, can you can a can as a can? I want to throw an S in there. I don't know why. Can you can a can as a can or can? Can a can Can, can, can, can, can a can, can as a can or can, can, can or can Can a can, can a can, can I can, can is a canner, can, can, can or can? Can I can, can I can? Can you can, I can? Is a canner, can, can I can? There we go. Can you can, I can? Is a canner, can, can I can? Can you can, I can? Is a canner, can, can I can? That's an important question you got to ask that you know, can you?
Speaker 2:can, can you can a can as a canner, can can a can. What does that mean? I don't know. Oh, let's turn down. Good old poison, was it? Was that actually part of my thinking? Something else, you drive us, wow. Oh, that's Kiss God, duh, jesus, they all sounded alike for a little bit there. Alright, I have got a date at a quarter to eight. I'll see you at the gate, so don't be late. You know New York. You need New York. You know you need unique New York. I saw a kitten eating chicken in a kitchen. Whatever, if a dog choose shoes, whose shoes does he choose? I thought, I thought of thinking of thinking you. I thought I thought I thought. I thought I thought of thinking of thinking you. Uh-huh, I wish to wash my irish wristwatch well, near and ear a near ear, a nearly ear ear.
Speaker 2:eddie edited it. Willie's really weary. A black ball, a black, big. Oh, a big black. Oh, that's what it is. It's big and it's black. All right, it's a big black bear set on a big black. Oh, that's what it is. It's big and it's black. All right, it's a big black bear sat on a big black rock. No, that was wrong, it's a big. No, we're not going to say that either. A big black bear sat on a big black cock. Ha ha ha, ah. A big black bear sat on a big black rug. Yeah, that's so much better. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tim three tum-tacs Tum-tum-tum-tum-tum-tac, a-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum he threw. He threw three free. Wow, he threw three free throws. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Nice. So this is the sushi chef. Four fine fish fresh fish. Four fine fresh fish for you. Four fine fresh fish for foo, for foo. Four fine fresh fish for food. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.
Speaker 2:Alright, six sticky skeletons, I guess it's three times. Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons. Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons. I don't know if I'm saying them fast or not. I don't know, I'm not a speed reader, I'm just trying to pronounce them correctly and pro. I don't fucking which witch? Not a speed reader, I'm just trying to pronounce them correctly and pro. I don't fucking. Which witch is which? Which witch is which? Which witch is which? Which witch is which? Snap crackle pop, snap crackle pop, snap crackle pop.
Speaker 2:I feel like eating some cereal now. That makes me hungry. Yeah, flash message. Flash message. Flash message. Flash message. Flash message. Flash message. Red Buick, blue Buick, red Buick, blue Buick, red Buick, blue Buick. Red Lori, yellow, lori, red Lori, red Rover, red Rover, red Rover, red Rover, red Rover, red, red, lori, yellow, lori, red, yellow, red. Oh, my goodness, red, no, red lori, yellow, lori, red, yellow, red. Oh, red, red, lori, yellow, lori, red, yellow, I can't fucking do it. Red, red, lori, yellow Lori, red, yellow, lori yellow, lori Red, lori yellow, lori Red, lori yellow, lori Red, lori yellow, that one's tough Red yellow, oh my god, red, yellow, red, lori yellow, lori Red, lori yellow, lori Red, lori yellow, lori Red, yellow Red.
Speaker 2:Ah oh, red, lorry yellow, lorry red lorry yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, that's better. Thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick asses what Thin stick. Thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks, thin sticks, thick bricks. Stupid superstition, super superstition, stupid superstition, Stupid superstition, stupid superstition. Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent elephants. Eleven benevolent, benevolent, benevolent, benevolent. Oh, excuse me, how does it say it? Benevolent Ben. Oh, excuse me, how do I say it? Benevolent, benevolent. That's what I thought I said. Eleven benevolent elephants, eleven benevolent elephants, eleven benevolent elephants Two tried and true tridents, two tried and two tridents, two tried and two tridents, two tried and two tridents, two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two tried and two.
Speaker 2:Nah, black belt, bat, black belt, bat, black belt, bat, bat, bat, black belt black. Oh, that's not black belt, black bat belt. What? No, not a black belt. Yeah, black bat, oh, black back bat, black bat, black back bat, black back bat, black back bat.
Speaker 1:Black back bat.
Speaker 2:Black back bat, that one's tough Black back bat, black back bat, black back bat. She sees cheese, she sees cheese. She sees cheese, she sees cheese, she sees cheese, she sees cheese, she sees cheese. She cheese, she sees cheese. See, oh, not see. She sees cheese. See cheese. Treat Cheese Shit, she sees cheese, she sees cheese. Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, rural, rural, rural, ron Ronder, yon Ronder, yon Donner, don Yonder, truly rural, oh, truly Yonder. Truly Euro, oh, truly, truly Truly rural, oh my God, that's just a fucking hard word. Rural, just call it fucking country. I mean just Just. Can we just agree that it's just country?
Speaker 2:We ain't rural and the people that say that are the people that draw the worst Rural. We down from down there in the rural area, down by the creek, on the other side of the railroad tracks, just drive by until you see the other side of the railroad tracks. Just drive by until you see the big air shop, the tire shop. You gotta go to the tire. If you need air, if you need iron in your tire, you go to the tire shop down in the corner, down in the rural, down in rural, truly rural, truly rural, truly rural.
Speaker 2:Oh my fuck. Okay, goodbye. Good blood, bad blood. Good blood, bad blood. Good blood, bad blood.
Speaker 1:Da, da, da, da, da da.
Speaker 2:Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Why do they shrunk? What the fuck? Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Why do they shrunk, what the fuck? Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Pre-shrunk silk shirts. Ed has edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. Ed had edited it. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. Alright, which wristwatches are Swiss? Which, which wristwatches are Swiss? Richwatches Fred fed, ted bread and Ted fed.
Speaker 1:Fred bread.
Speaker 2:Fred, ted, fred. Why didn't Fred feed Fred and Ted? What is going on here? What are this? What is that? I give a little bit of my love to you. I think Fred and Ted were giving their love to each other too. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted Fred. Ted fed Fred bread. Ted Fed, ted, fed, ted, ted, ted, fed, ted, ted, not Ted. Stop Fred.
Speaker 1:Slow down.
Speaker 2:Fred Fed, ted Brad Brad and Ted fed Fred Brad. All right, I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I slit the sheet, the sleet, the sheet. I slit the sheet, the sleet, the sheet. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit and on the slitted sheet I sit. We're almost done. I slit, I slit the sheet, sheet, the sheet I suck.
Speaker 2:A skunk sat on a stump and trunk a sunk, a skunk, a sunk I saw, sat on a skunk. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk. The stump stunk, but the stump trunk, but the stump thunk, the skunk stunk, the skunk stunk. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk. The stump stunk, but the stump thought or thunk, but the cheetah thought or thunk, but the cheetahs thought Dumb. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump skunk. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk, the stunk the skunk. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk, the skunk stunk.
Speaker 2:Lesser leather never weathered. Whether weather better, nests. Lesser leather never weathered. Wetter, wetter better. Lesser leather never weathered wetter better, better. Lesser leather never weathered wetter better. Wetter better, better, better, wow, wee, wow, wee, shwam, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wah. Lesser leather never weathered wetter, weather better. Oh god, I'm looking at the fucking words and I see it's a fucking L and it says lesser, but for some reason I come back to it. I'm saying nesser with an N. I have no clue why. They're not even related. I know M or L-M-N is close, but it's just so weird. Lesser leather never weathered better. Lesser leather never, never weathered weather better. Lesser leather never weathered better, better, better, better, better. Ugh, he would have bitter. Lesser leather never weathered weather better.
Speaker 1:I just gotta go slow.
Speaker 2:I can't go quick If I sat quick. I just gotta go slow. I can't. I can't go quick. If I sat quick, I'd fuck it up. I would truly just fuck it up, and it won't sound good. It'll sound horrible, like I sound right now. I'm just a gambling man, or is it rambling man? Either way, I ramble, it's rambling man. I'm a rambler. I was born a rambling man. Of all the vids I've ever viewed, I've never viewed a vid as valued as Alex in vid view. What that's dumb. Whatever, I think that was something else. All right, oh man, it's just a fucking thing to this. Whatever, Okay.
Speaker 2:Now I'm going to get some work done.
Speaker 1:Have fun, see ya.