Spoke in Class Today
Travel this journey with me as we fly through space on this magnificent rock. There is going to be laughter, silliness, tears, and rants. I plan to get some interviews done as well. I am interested in learning about all sorts of different things and sharing my experience. There will be music to listen to as well. As an avid listener and lover of all genres of music, I want to share my love for the musical arts and comedy. So join along and lend me your ear, as I walk through this next journey.
Spoke in Class Today
Episode- 25: Life's Absurdities and the Pursuit of Joy
As I stand on the brink of 50, surrounded by the chaos and transitions life throws our way, I invite you to join me on a journey filled with laughter, introspection, and a quest for freedom. What if turning your world upside down could lead to the most profound peace you've ever known? Together, we'll explore my decision to sell my home and venture into the wilderness, all in the name of love and the pursuit of a more liberated existence. Along the way, I'll share tales of personal setbacks, family triumphs, and the resilience needed to overcome societal pressures.
From financial hurdles and identity theft frustrations to quirky musings on romantic connections and the elusive nature of true love, every moment is open for reflection and humor. I promise you'll hear the unfiltered ramblings of someone who has faced life's challenges head-on and come out with a story worth telling. Whether it's navigating the IRS, contemplating the idea of starting a cult, or simply dealing with a cat that has its own agenda, there's a little something for everyone to relate to and laugh about.
And, of course, what kind of journey would this be without a whimsical nod to music? With a playful analysis of Billy Joel's "Piano Man," I weave together the threads of loneliness and companionship while pondering the life of Paul, the real estate novelist. This episode is a tribute to the power of storytelling, a celebration of the absurdities of life, and an invitation to seek one's personal sanctuary amidst the chaos. Join me as we laugh, reflect, and maybe even find a touch of romance along the way.
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Speaker 2:Hello, hello, alright.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I don't know. I hope everybody's doing good out there. The world seems crazy. Wild shit going on all over the place. California's burning down, or at least LA, you know. It sucks.
Speaker 1:I hate to say it, I hate to see it, I hate to think about it, but I don't want to be sounding selfish, but really it doesn't affect me right now. I got my own shit going on, my own problems to worry about, to get through the deal with, and we all have our crap. So sorry, I don't know, and I apologize for the coughing, the coughing, coughing. I just I smoke a lot and it's part of it. It's the phlegm. I've always had bad phlegm. I tell you guys fucking care, what was I doing?
Speaker 1:I'm in the middle of a transition of life and not transitioning into something else that I don't look like. I'm going to transition my life from trying to struggle all fucking day to living free, as free as I can be, because that's my destiny To live free. I've always struggled with trying to figure shit out what I want to do, who I want to be and where I need to live and whatever else, due to limitations on certain things based on my choices in life that led me down. The path that I followed to this point has led me here. I'm moving to it. I'm going to get to where I want to go and see how this works.
Speaker 1:I'm always a dreamer. I always come up with different ideas and try to figure out how to do it, and I want to include you in on it and see what you think or not think, I don't really care. One way or the other, I'm going to fucking do it and that's all that matters. And if you want to join along and listen to what I got to tell and what I got to share, then so be it.
Speaker 3:I might be a little goofy at times, but I mean, come on, who can't be so?
Speaker 1:I've struggled with trying to figure shit out and I've finally come to a realization of what to do, and it's been something that I've longed for. I just could never figure out how to fucking do it. And now that my opportunities have opened up a little bit more, based on age of kids and not having to deal with not having to deal with, you know, the regulations of fucking government and law and whatever else excuse me and and an ex of keeping me from you know, going to where I want to go without seeing my kids, that was one thing that's been a struggle for these last damn near 20 fucking years is Is a struggle that I had to fight to stay in my kids' lives, and I fought it. Well, I didn't fight it, probably the cleanest I probably could have and I probably should never have had to have done it this way. But this is the dice that I was given, the hand that I was dealt to deal with. So I dealt with it. I dealt with it as strategically as I possibly could. Well, by doing that, I put myself in situations that I know that I couldn't figure out or take on myself. So I don't know. I did what I had to do to get through. And now I'm going to do what I need to do to continue on, because, as much as I joke and say that I want to kill myself, I don't really want to. I just feel that that's probably the easy way out. I'm going to push through this struggle and figure out how or what comes next. I don't know. See what happens. Is it an everlasting life after this and it's wonderful and peaches and creams, or is it bullshit? Or is it just go fucking dark and you just don't know? You never know. Or are we already living in that fucking reality? Is it a reality now? You know this, whatever life that we live. So you know this, whatever life that we live.
Speaker 1:So I am partaking and selling my house. I have struggled for 12 years to fucking pay for it. I never should have bought it to begin with, but I did it to get custody of my boys Because if I didn't, things probably wouldn't have turned out the way that they are and with the way that they are the wonderful kids that they have become. So I've made a decision in life and I'm going to run. Get the fuck away from all of you fucks.
Speaker 1:No, I have always dreamed of owning land and having space To do what I would like and you know, and just provide for myself to show that I can do it because I have trust in myself. I haven't had a whole lot of trust in people in life because I've been fucked over so many times by certain people, so some of it has been self-induced. I'm sure that I wasn't the best of of friend, you know, I don't know, and that's kind of led me in the path that I am. So I'm gonna move to the woods, into the mountains, into the wilderness. I'm buying land, I'm gonna build a house, probably a cabin. Who?
Speaker 1:knows whatever it is. I want to call it my domicile, my square igloo how about that? My rectangular tent, whatever the fuck it is the structure that I'm gonna sleep in to stay safe and warm at night. That's what it matters and going to be safe. I've been doing the research, I've been looking it up, I've been doing my drawings, trying to figure it out, trying to lay it all out based on the life skills that I've learned to this light, to this point in life.
Speaker 1:Am I taking this on at a weird time in life that I'm almost fucking 50 and I'm fucking sore, I wake up, I can't get out of bed most days. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm a little crazy by doing this, but without this I don't know what else I would do, probably fucking pull the trigger and blast my head off. Yes, that's a shitty way out, and I'm sure that you've had somebody in your life that's done that and that sucks. I'm sorry. I've had people in your life that's done that and that sucks. I'm sorry I've had people that have done that too. Okay, so we're all good.
Speaker 1:Everybody's gone through fucking trauma and I deal with my trauma this way. I fucking joke about it. So fuck off If you don't like it, don't listen, but you might have fun. So I'm buying land, land moving to the mountains, getting into the deeper woods, unscathed land that I'm aware of, or at least I don't know. I'm sure I'll find something out. But there's no housing on this land, nothing that that I've seen of any kind of anybody living there at any time before. Maybe somebody camped out there over the course of the life of this world that we live on, you know, or some fucking dinosaur shat my fucking yard? I don't know. I'm sure I'll fucking find it, depending on how far I can figure out what it is that I'm going to do.
Speaker 1:I'm going to build, I'm going to develop and I'm going to do. I'm going to build, I'm going to develop and I'm going to make it mine, make it my own little compound. I haven't quite figured out what I want to call it. I've got to figure that out. That's going to come in a little bit, it'll come to me. I'll create that as I name everything else that I have or do whatever I can.
Speaker 1:So, I haven't quite worked that out yet, but I will. I'll get to that and then that's probably what I'm going to do. I don't know. I'm going to fucking do whatever it is that I can do to not have to fucking go work for anybody ever again and not have to worry about anything ever more in my life other than what it is that I'm doing and who is it that wants to be in my life.
Speaker 1:So follow along, have some fun, listen to my bullshit, rambles and rumbers and woobers and blops, whatever the Dr Seuss rhymes can be, and let's get it going. It's one o'clock in the morning on Friday, january 24th. That's what time it going. It's one o'clock in the morning on Friday, january 24th. That's what time it is. This is where my brain is at this moment, an hour of the day. Yes, I should be normal and sleeping, like everybody else, I'm sure, but there are some people out there that can't do this. I can't fucking lay. Still, I got too many fucking voices going on in my head to keep me from falling asleep half the time, and the fucked up thing is they're all my own voice. Nobody's different. None of them are different. That would be fun. That would be fun if I had schizophrenia or multiple personalities. That would be enjoyable To give myself some rest and let somebody else take over for a while why would that not be fun?
Speaker 1:that would be fun, um so my attempt is to um, I'm working on video stuff. Right now, I'm actually just working on getting my house packed up, go through things. What can I get rid of? What can I consolidate, make a little bit of money, because right now I'm fucking broke, broke, broke and broke. And I'm not looking for handouts, I'm not looking for help, I'm looking for just follow me, man, just listen and let the organic growth grow of whatever it is that I'm going to do and you're going to listen to.
Speaker 1:Let me be your leader, I am your commander. You will do as I say. Yes, you may bow down to me, all-powerful Jeremy.
Speaker 1:Come at me, let's do it. I'm in weird form tonight, today, tomorrow, today, whatever it is it's in the morning. I'm tired. I have not been doing shit, so I'm exhausted. I've done nothing but sleep till 11 o'clock in the morning. I'm tired. I have not been doing shit, so I'm exhausted. I've done nothing but sleep till 11 o'clock in the morning. I had to call the IRS today. That was stressful as all fuck. I hate that part of everything of trying to figure that out, because somebody stole my identity or did something.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I got a feeling. I know who it is, but I don't want to throw names Because I don't want to do that. I mean I probably should. I mean, if I share enough information about the whole ordeal, you'll probably figure it out on your own. Somebody has been claiming my youngest son on their taxes, hint hint, and they're not supposed to. So I don't know. But now he's 19 and it was done for the last couple years and it and it disallowed me to claim him on my taxes and that's what was under the decree of our uh dissolvement of whatever parenting plan bullshit that we went through. So I don't know. I can't say for certain and I'm gonna let the authorities figure it out on their own, because I have filed my complaints and filed my amendments and gotten the things.
Speaker 1:So hopefully the, the IRS, is smart enough to figure it out and get me my money that I deserve to, you know, and maybe a little bit of retribution. I don't really want to do it because I don't feel good about doing that, because I'm not the cleanest person, I'm not the shiniest whistle in the drawer, if you want to go there, whatever that fucking phrase meant.
Speaker 3:What are you doing there, johnny? I'm just polishing my whistle, that's all, just polishing my whistle.
Speaker 2:Ugh.
Speaker 1:But, oh goodness Um, but oh goodness Um. I don't know. I was watching the news, but I won't focus on that today. I just wanted to get on here and do this real quick.
Speaker 3:Just to get this shit out there, you know, and hope for the best. Hope for the best of what happens next, because it's coming.
Speaker 1:The time is coming, the time is here. It is close, not far away. I got to the 28th of February to get my shit together, get my plans all laid out. I'm bowing down to the old, powerful AI to help me work through this and God darn excuse me, I do apologize for that. Oh boy, somebody, people calls me the space cowboy.
Speaker 3:Call me a gangster love. Some people call me.
Speaker 2:Maurice and I'm like people talk about me.
Speaker 1:Baby, I know I sound like shit, but fuck it. You rock, dude and you rock. Oh well, I know I sound like shit, but fuck it. You rock, dude and you rock. Oh well, Sorry, man, I love Steve Miller, it's just. I just love that style. And the Joker is just one of the purest of thinkable thongs to think about.
Speaker 3:Thinkable thongs to think about. Oh man, if I could just tell you I'd say nothing.
Speaker 1:I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker.
Speaker 3:I sure don't want to hurt no one. Okay, Okay so building a house.
Speaker 1:I'm building a fucking compound, not anywhere that I'm gonna have a militia. Maybe, I don't know, we'll see a government knock, knock, knock. Who's there? Oh, it's the fbi. Oh boy, come on. No, I ain't gonna do that shit, I'm just gonna have fun. I'm gonna survive, I'm gonna live my life and maybe maybe meet somebody, I don't know. That's my goal. I want to get this set. I want to find myself, my peace, I'm gonna get there. I got running water. That's the greatest thing I got fucking. I'm getting land with fucking fucking whatever. God darn it. I can't fucking speak. Not creeks, what do they turn into? Fucking, it comes out of the ground. God darn it. Springs, that's it. Oh, springs. Springs are are wonderful. I remember a spring.
Speaker 3:She was great, but she was married, so it didn't matter, but she was gorgeous, so um, I don't think she was ever a stripper.
Speaker 1:But she, oh goodness man, oh man. Well, I've got springs on my property that I'm buying, and I've got fresh fucking water. I ain't got to worry about that. That's the biggest worry that I had to worry that I was trying to figure out how I'm going to do it. How far was I going to have to drill? How much was this going to fucking cost me? Could I get this done by myself? Things like that. So the next challenge is going to be the rock, the bedrock. It's granite. So a little rocky, a little hilly, not too bad. But I will overtake any of that because I've got fresh fucking running water and I am going to lap it up, lap it up, lap it up, swim in it, soak in it, bathe in it, whatever. This is going to provide me with the space to be more creative in a way as well.
Speaker 3:So I don't know.
Speaker 1:You may not like listening to me talk, but oh fucking. Well, you choose to. That's your choice. My choice is to do this. So if you want to listen to my bullshit rambling about my life, then do it. I've tried to focus on certain things with trying to figure out how to fucking do this and what's the best things, and I just need to fucking be myself. Well, this is myself. So here you go, you got what I am. If you don't like me, then I don't really care, because I don't know who you are out there listening to me, unless you want to help me and support me and help me get through this next step. I'm not looking for a lot, just a thousand dollars from each of you. That'd be great.
Speaker 1:You know, perfect, just a perfect amount. So come on, fork it up. Please send it on over. I'll send you my Venmo. I'll put it up in the post as well. I mean, I set Cash App and PayPal in all forms. I mean, if you want to pay a credit card, I've got the fucking cube. Whatever it is, we'll do it. Let's get it done. Just send it on over. Help me support, get my. Just send it all over. Help me support, get my support so I can get this done, so I don't have to do anything you know, other than just be a lazy, fucking slob.
Speaker 3:I need water. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1:I had to get some water.
Speaker 3:Water, water, water.
Speaker 1:I think the cat left the door open or I got a ghost that finally showed up. What the fuck.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, oh, my house is haunted.
Speaker 1:I would love to see a ghost. I think it would be fun. I would ask it all sorts of questions.
Speaker 1:Who are you? What did you do? Why did you get to become a ghost? What does it take? What are the steps for that? That would be fantastic. I want to haunt. I want to come back and haunt Not just one particular place. I want to be able to travel and be a haunter everywhere. Just oh, there's a subway's haunted and just be a subway haunter everywhere. Just oh, there's a. Oh, the subway's haunted, and just be a subway haunter for a while. Be a subway ghost, you know, live in the slums. Oh, you pass by the other ghosts where you're going to work.
Speaker 2:What do you got to do today?
Speaker 1:Oh, I got to go scare some fucking retards down in the subways today. Maybe one of them will jump on the tracks, I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2:Well, you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1:You too. Where are you guys off to?
Speaker 3:The fun silly things in life.
Speaker 1:All right, let's see. Oh, I lost my train of thought. I got all excited about the afterlife of becoming a immortal, whatever. Floating uh sheet how did that become a thing? Floating sheet how did that become a thing? Excuse me, a sheet with two hot old eye holes. Who ever thought of that as an idea for a ghost? Because the ghost is invisible, so you gotta give it a sheet to give it some kind of form. Why would the ghost want to reveal itself in that way? It's so dumb, such a dumb idea. Um.
Speaker 3:I don't know what I was trying to want to say. Fuck, I got lost in my own fucking head.
Speaker 1:Oh, I have water. Did I say that already? God, I'm so fucked up. I'm just happy. I haven't been happy in a long time, and it took me to this to finally hopefully get to this. I don't know what kind of word salad that was, kamala, what are you doing there? It took me to this to get to this.
Speaker 1:Well, I am getting this done, and it's going to suck doing it in the middle of winter to start. So I got to figure that next part out, where I'm going to lay my little head for a little bit till I can get to the little ground there, broke down and start to building when it's not freezing cold, because I don't do well in the cold too well, much more. I did too much in the cold too much too, when I was too little. I think I ruined myself, so. So I'm gonna build a house yeah, yep, that's gonna be, and I'm going to videotape it. So, um, that's.
Speaker 1:My next thing is I'm going to put that shit out on this YouTube, whatever, and if you want to watch it just to see the adventure that I'm partaking on, it will be out, it'll be out. So I'm going to figure that all out, how to work through that as the same. I've tried to figure out how to work through this. So my plan, my plan, my plans always change or I forget that's what my plan is, or something happens it puts me in a down and I just hide for a while. That's where I'm trying to get away.
Speaker 3:This is going to bring me solace, peace, relaxation and bring me back and ground me.
Speaker 1:It's going to ground me as much as I hated being grounded as a kid. I'm going to ground me as much as I hated being grounded as a kid. I'm going to ground myself and reconnect with Mother Earth because she is the greatest mother of all, Other than my mother and your mothers, of course, I mean. So everybody's mothers are great, unless your mother was not, and I'm sorry for that. But they gave us birth, they brought us life. That's what matters. They may not have cooked you correctly based on the ingredients that were given to them. It's hard to say whose fault is what. I have that discussion with my kids a lot. One of them wonders why they didn't get in any height. What happened? And I just say, hey, all I did was provide the ingredients. Your mother did the mixing and did the cooking. So I don't know. And did the cooking?
Speaker 3:So I don't know.
Speaker 1:I can't say that my ingredients were pure, or if the oven was broke and didn't cook evenly across the surf, it didn't cook it evenly. I can't tell. You know, I'm not a scientist, I haven't done that research to find out if that's the case. If maybe you know if you're running on electricity or propane or natural gas, if one does better than the other, or whatever drugs you're injecting beforehand or or what, who fucking knows? Or just the personality of the person, that it is because that person doesn't have all of the I don't. I'm not trying to rip on anybody, I'm just trying to make scenarios for all different sorts of different ways. So, god darn it. Yep, so that's it. Yep, so that's it. That's all I want to say, I guess.
Speaker 3:I have a whole lot more.
Speaker 1:Oh, and I got to figure out my cars, how I'm going to get those down there, where I'm going to keep them, especially the one that I like to drive, my little Mini, and that's another thing. I might do some me and my Minis. And that's another thing is I might do some me and my minis. It's a little thing I've been thinking of while I'm driving the country roads where I'm going to be at in the mountains and see how things go. I'm not living in the big mountains, I'm in the little mountains, the littlest of mountains of all.
Speaker 3:The Ozark Mountains.
Speaker 1:The hillbilly mountains, where the crack or where the meth has grown, or crafted, or I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1:Who knows I guess that's where or I mean, or where you sleep with your sister. Unfortunately, or fortunately enough, my sister does not live in the same state, so that's not going to happen. And I haven't spoken to her in damn near about 10 years or since my dad died a year ago, and we really didn't speak and that was just a fake fucking exchange of emotions and feelings at the moment. So, whatever, fuck off. I have another joint. I don't know if I want to light it. It's 116. I feel good. Know, if I want to light it, it's 116. I feel good. I had some bonks today. Felt pretty good. I am going to light this fucking thing. I got a boogie feeling. Ah, boogie fever, that's it. I got a boogie fever and I can't get it out of my nose and my fucking lighter just ran out of goddamn fluid. I'm not going to pause this. You're going to sit in silence and listen to whatever music's playing in the background. So hang on. I'm going to grab another lighter. Come back to Roxanne.
Speaker 2:Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light. All those days are over. You don't have to sell your body to deny Roxanne.
Speaker 1:I tried dating a Roxanne once. I had a tendency to find women that I was very attracted to, that were very attractive, and I made them laugh, but unfortunately they always had other boyfriends and I would get them after the fact and I don't know. It was weird, oh so, whatever, that was just my way. Speaking of, I'm in a search. I've been in a search for a true love, a true love. I'm not desperate, but I want something, something of some kind of source. I have desires of how attractiveness, particular looks. I'm picky, I'm not the greatest, but I can have what I'd like. That's my choice.
Speaker 3:You know, I don't just because I'm not in pure fashionable form or Greek style godness, muscular cut shapened, glistening sweat off of my pectorals running down my abs to my crotch. I you know I don't glisten.
Speaker 1:Only if you rub butter on me I will glisten in the sun. You got to flip me over so I don't burn, but I have. I have a particular look that I like. Everybody has their look. I have been messaged through Facebook. So it's kind of weird, because I was usually the weird dude that would reach out and, you know, try to have a conversation, message through Facebook. So it's kind of weird, because I was usually the weird dude that would reach out and try to have a conversation with a girl and dot dot, dot dot and see how things are.
Speaker 1:I met a few that way. A couple of them worked out to you know, who knows, I'm not here to bag, to brag, whatever, but it's weird. I've had a girl reach out to me and she reached out to me a while back and we chatted for a while and it just fell off. You know, whatever, not surprisingly for me to be ghosted by somebody in whatever form or fashion. I had a hard time believing this person was real at first because I wasn't sure I did speak to her on the phone, I like at one time. She's from another country, I think Ukraine. I don't know. I can understand these women. I think I got a cat scratching at the door.
Speaker 1:Cat scratcher scratching at the door. Cat scratcher. Crack the door so the cat can come and go as they please, because if not, it'll sit there and scratch and be annoying. I don't know what this chick's going to do. What's going to happen with this? Whatever else, just feeling shit out. Lives in Florida, I don't know, we'll figure shit out. Lives in Florida, I don't know. So we'll figure it out. She might be psychotic, which most of them are, but most guys are too.
Speaker 1:So God darn it Kat you opened a damn door too far Close.
Speaker 2:Let's see.
Speaker 1:Sorry, so I don't know. I'm searching for somebody who wants to join me in this next step in life. That isn't looking for wealth, Because you know money's fucking fake. It's a stupid thing. I understand the concept of it, but I don't believe why we need so much of it or why everybody's got to force to have it. I'd like to live in a better means but still be able to enjoy things, and I never did light my fucking joint. I tried.
Speaker 1:But, god, darn it, my stomach is killing me tonight. Miley, the food I ate never good. I'm going to make a change there. I got all sorts of things happening All sorts of things.
Speaker 1:And not that you care, not that you'll listen, not that you will want to know or nothing, or you might. Who knows? Maybe this will help you figure out what to do for your next steps, depending on where you are in life, depending on what you're doing, or whatever. I'm not looking to coach you or nothing, but this is just what I'm going to do and, if you like it, follow along.
Speaker 3:Learn why I have the inspiration that I do to do what I want to do, become, become part of my brain, come deep inside. I want you to really understand how I'm going to work. Oh, yes, my little ones. Come, come in, come on, surround me, circle, come, come closer. Come, sit, sit, come closer. Oh, I want to be able to reach out. Come on in. Oh yes, my littles Come in so I can brainwash you and I can get you to do the things that I want you to do. Mwahaha.
Speaker 1:Do you want to join my cult? I'm starting a cult. I'm buying the land.
Speaker 3:I'm going to start a cult. Come with me.
Speaker 1:I promise that I won't be like all the other cult leaders.
Speaker 2:I promise that I won't. I promise, I swear, I swear, I swear.
Speaker 1:I swear I won't pee. Those people are weird People that start cults, ah, and I feel sorry for those that have been sucked into it too. If that's you and you've been through it, god bless you. Or if there is a God and I don't know, and that's another question that I've been pondering a lot and I've always pondered is there truly a God? Is there one magical being that created everything that we see and experience, and for what reason is he doing this to us and putting us through this crap? You know that we've got to. Whatever it is the crap that you got to deal with every day. It gets you through. That helps you figure out how it is that you want to wake up and do it again the next day. Is there some reason for that? What's the goal? What's the end goal? Where's the end of the race? I understand the lights go out one day. What comes on after that? That's what I want to know. I want to see that, I want to experience it and I wish that I could come back and share it, because I would tell you all about it, the craziness that the devil puts me through, hehehehe, ugh, I hate that new joint Fucking sucking through. Ugh, it'll get there. But through, it'll get there.
Speaker 1:But so I got to finish packing my house. Figure out where I'm going to put all my shit till I get somewhere to put all my shit built. So that's my next figure out. That's the fun. Figure out that part of it. That's the fun. Figure out that part of it.
Speaker 1:Sucky part's gonna be talking to my neighbors. I've got two wonderful neighbors that are left from the original that I moved in here. I've always had a good relationship with neighbors, even when I was a kid, growing up, playing with the neighborhood kids. You, you know, trying to fuck the neighborhood Excuse me trying to fuck the neighbor's daughter, trying not to be fucked by the neighbor's son. You know, playing the old neighborhood games of living in suburbia, st Louis, back in the 70s, 80s and 90s, for the most part Going out and having fun, you know. So I'm going to have neighbors where I'm going. They're just going to be a little bit further apart, which is great. I won't have to hear them in the middle of the night, unless they're making really, really loud noise, and then we'll just go from there. But mostly I'll be listening to the fucking wildlife and, if I can develop my spring a little bit more to get more water running through it or coming out of it and make it into a creek, where I got a trickle A trickle noise that'll make you pee in the middle of the night.
Speaker 1:I'm excited. I am finally excited. I haven't been excited like this in a long time and it's going to allow me to express more and not stress and, you know, not have to try to sell my feet on feet finders. But if you're interested, just hit me up and I'll send you a pic. It'll cost you.
Speaker 1:Just don't look at my left foot. My left foot's the worst, but I can do funny things with my toes. I can do tricks. I can sell that. I can sell that on feet finders. How I can flip my toes around and do whatever fucking silly shit, that I can do tricks I can sell that. I can sell that on feet finders. How I can flip my toes around and do whatever fucking silly shit that I can do, or pick things up.
Speaker 1:I'm sure people get turned on by that as well. That is so weird that people get turned on by feet. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. And if you're a foot lover, more power to you. I want to know why. What is it? What is it about it that really gets you into that mood that makes you want to smell someone's foot or lick it? I don't understand it. Knowing where that thing has been, knowing what it more than likely smells like, knowing what it can possibly carry, you know whatever. Do you have rules as to do? They have to be cleaned. I'm confused. I want to know Do you get off on canker sores? Do plantar fasciitis really? Does that really? Or the fucking the plantar warts? Oh, those little cavities, those little caves, oh, does that get you turned on when you can just fucking tongue it?
Speaker 3:Gross, gross Ew.
Speaker 1:Sick people. Hey, I'm not discriminating against you. I love it. I love the fact that there are freaks out there and some people are not ashamed to share it. So this is going to help with that. So this is going to help with that. Um, I'll have to figure out if I can get well, get to the comfortability part of bringing people down to where I'm at, or if I'm going to figure that out because I want to build an on uh, which I could probably do. Anyways, I've got to build an on-site studio out overlooking my property and you know, we get to know each other. Whatever else. Give you a tour, this, that, whatever. But you can follow along if you want to. I'm going to start, like I said, I'm going to start YouTube stuff just to share it and see what happens. Not that anybody cares, but I think we need I don't know Not that we need nothing, not about that but silly stuff.
Speaker 3:Silly things to come, folks, it's all happening. The storms are colliding.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting for it. I'm going to build my apocalypse escape, my bug out place and I'm going to stay there. But if I meet a beautiful woman and she wants me to sweep me away and take me and do her things due diligence, nice things to me then that's perfectly fine, as long as she wants to come stay at my place every once in a while. That's my goal. I want to die on this land and possibly be buried in this land. If they can figure out how to dig into the bedrock or just lay me out in the middle of the woods, I rot away and become earth again I don't know is that where I came from.
Speaker 1:I don't know how we all developed or we came out of or what the fuck this whole creation of human mankind is, how we got to where we are and how we became the superior I, in some forms, of what we believe on this earth. So some of us are a little sillier than others. And the nuances, the weird things that people do, the groups that they gather into, the things that they support, the rules that they put on place you have to follow this rule.
Speaker 3:I am the overall power. You will bow down to what I say or I will throw you in jail. Ha ha, ha. For what?
Speaker 1:Because I said something. Your knickers are high and you get pissed off about it. Jesus, I guess I won't tell you how I fucked your sister last night. No, no, not gonna tell you. No matter how much you ask me, I'm not gonna tell you. You don't even know if it's real. I bet you want to ask her. Go ask her. She'll tell you, yeah, no.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, today's lesson is we don't really share too much information about those types of things, because no one really fucking cares, unless you really do, unless it turns you on.
Speaker 1:Does that turn you on? Does that get you hard?
Speaker 2:That was a weird way.
Speaker 3:I said that. So strange man, oh man man, oh man, I have.
Speaker 1:No, I have, I, I.
Speaker 3:I have no tongue. I've lost my tongue. Do sir, can you tell me? Which way did my tongue go? It slipped out of my mouth and ran off. It slithered away, yeah.
Speaker 1:So look for more to come. I'm excited. I hope you get excited too. Maybe you can show me your excitement. Send me your dick pics, please. I want to see that excitement. Come on, send them to me. No softies either. I want to see rock hard shafts, please.
Speaker 1:Titties would be nice. I don't need face Well, with the titties, I need face. I want to see who that's going towards. So I'm not really big into titties. I mean they're fun, they're neat, they serve a purpose to lay my head on. I'm more of an ass guy. I like a good, nice, just shaped ass. It's hard to explain. I don't want to be discriminatory against an ass, but I like a perfectly shaped ass. I mean it's just my likings that look good in a pair of jeans. That's what we need. We need more jeans back. I mean not that they don't look good in the fucking yoga pants, but man, those jeans, man, if they just cut just right, they just nestle that fucking just the lops of your fucking cheeks in there, just perfect and just allow that shape so much better. You know I enjoy the yoga pants, the ever so you know partially slight shapelage of things you can see so often, depending on how whatever that fucking word is on how you guys want to show off.
Speaker 1:You know it. You guys, you women, like it as much as you choose to say oh, I don't want you staring at me, you like it, you love the fact. If you didn't like the fact and I get that the clothes are probably comfy they feel good, they feel fantastic against your skin.
Speaker 1:I sure it feels great, but there's a reason. There's a reason why you do it and, yes, it makes you feel good. And it makes you feel good that people are looking at you. And if a guy's gawking over you, yes, maybe the guy should keep his comments to himself certain times. But how does a guy figure out things without talking? How do we communicate? Let's figure it out. Ladies, gentlemen, transgender people, whoever, whatever your race, creed, color, sexual preference is, I don't really give two fucking shits. We're all human, every one of us, other than the monkeys that listen on the radio. There's no monkeys that listen on the radio. There's no monkeys that listen on the radio, not that I'm aware of.
Speaker 1:There might be, I don't know. We just have to find those people, the people that have the monkeys that allow them to listen to the radio. I can't believe they would allow them to do that. They're teaching them nonsense, oh, oh, okay. Well, I think I've gone on way too far for too long. I'm tired. I'm gonna stay up and figure more shit out. Hopefully I'll crash. We'll see. So it's Friday. You guys enjoy the weekend. I don't know when I'll be back. I'll be back soon and uh, for more updates on what's happening next and some more goofiness of my voice or my brain. So we'll leave it out with, uh, billy Joel on Piano man and, uh, if you can hear it, we'll leave it out with Billy Joel on Piano man and, if you can hear it, there we go Now.
Speaker 1:John at the bar. He's a friend of mine. He gives me my drinks for free and he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke, but there's somewhere else he'd rather be. Let's turn it down just a tad bit. Killing me as a smile ran away from his face. Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place. Oh, la, la, la ti, da da La la ti ti da da dum. Now Paul is a real estate novelist who never had time for a wife. That means he probably jacked off a lot or he got laid quite a bit. I would hope so, but he's talking to Davey, so that might mean that Paul's gay Sorry, which more than likely is because this is, you know, billy Joel Piano man. No, I'm kidding, I love Billy Joel. Billy Joel great.
Speaker 3:I like that loneliness.
Speaker 1:But it's better than drinking alone. I know I need to stop. This song's so fucking good. It's a good song, Regardless if you like it or not. It's still a good song. Alright, I'm gonna go. Folks, you guys have a wonderful week and I will be back soon with more shit to say. Of course, Love you guys.