Mature Mischief podcast
Greetings, Gremlyns!
Join us on the Mature Mischief podcast with your Host Jesse James and Co-Host Dee Dee.
Embark on a journey filled with mishaps, awkward moments, and adulting wins. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and nod along with every episode!
Ready to embrace the chaos of adulting and find solace in shared experiences? Let the Mature Mischief Podcast guide you through the ups and downs of life.
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Mature Mischief podcast
Melodies, Mischief, and Mischievous Mutts
Ever wondered what it's like to be both the devil and angel on someone's shoulder? Join us on a journey through the hilarity and chaos of the Mature Mischief podcast as we fondly recall the musical antics of "Grease" and share some comedic family tales. With a blend of tongue-twisting stutters and late-night giggles, we ponder the role of reason—or the delightful lack thereof—in our lives, bringing you laughter and candid moments that define our unique charm.
Our episode takes an animated turn as we share our passion for vocal and acting dreams, discussing the ambition to enhance our skills. From candid interactions with authority figures to balancing work and personal growth, we share anecdotes that mix humor with sincerity. We also dive into our love for pets, recounting the antics of energetic pugs and a chihuahua with a surprising vocal twist. With excitement for an upcoming session with new host Styler, we're ready to celebrate the joy and mischief our furry friends bring into our lives.
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what's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is jesse james. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the mature mischief podcast I was gonna say what no side I throw everyone off their games including the co-host, apparently it's so funny because I was doing that. It made me think of um grease. When she's doing the whole thing with the little xylophone yeah, we need to get one of those. I will.
Speaker 3:I would let you fucking play just go off like this is like having my keyboard just go off, bitch like you're in school just twitching your eye oh god stop.
Speaker 1:I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jesse james and I am your co-host.
Speaker 3:If I had a dollar for every time an older family member would turn my name into a song really yeah, because it's easy, it's just Dee Dee. So Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just like, oh God, you know what? That'd be so fucking hilarious if I just had a seizure just saying your name Dee, dee, dee, dee.
Speaker 2:Dee, dee, oh, my God yes.
Speaker 1:Dee, dee, dee.
Speaker 2:Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee Dee.
Speaker 1:Dee Say the word say the word. Not trying to be funny, but he has stutter. So this is just me talking, because there are times where I can.
Speaker 3:I had I had one uncle. Every time he would, uh, we would see each other. When he's like dd, and I'm like hi, theo, and he's like dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, dd, I'm just like okay.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm doing. What am I?
Speaker 3:supposed to do with that deal?
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:Oh, my goodness, it's been a day, it's been a good day.
Speaker 3:It's been a life. You know what time it is, aditi I do.
Speaker 1:It's been a week, it's been a life. You know what time it is, aditi, I do it's Shalannagans do not do it, I'll be gonna say that's incorrect.
Speaker 3:Well, I can't say jump off the bridge. You'd be egging him on and I'd be like, no, don't listen to him.
Speaker 1:I literally feel like I'm somebody's devil and angels on their shoulders for some reason, like giving them voice of reasons for some reason, and mine is you. You know what? I'm a lot of people's voice of reason. I'm just hearing you said don't, don't do it. Yes, don't is it, is it?
Speaker 3:worth it. I ain't telling you like that. I'm like bitch.
Speaker 1:Don't do it I know it's literally that bitch, don't do it even the, even the devil went, just like mm. Mm.
Speaker 2:Mm.
Speaker 1:I feel like my angel's, more of a black person, because it just goes, mm. Lord Jesus, don't Mm Honey, mm Mm, kick his ass.
Speaker 3:The devil's like yes, yes, Do it Do it, do it now.
Speaker 1:It's just so. It's crazy. We we talk about the voice of reasons.
Speaker 3:It's just like my voice is you don't have voices of reason, bro I don't.
Speaker 1:I don't have a, I don't have a.
Speaker 3:You just do shit and then, and then even later on, when you realize maybe I shouldn't have done it.
Speaker 1:It's just like eh, whatever should I have said that like and then in your head like I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck. Yep, and it's just. It's what the fuck was that? This is why you should not be drinking on the podcast this is why you should speak properly, bro.
Speaker 3:I'm about to spit on this man?
Speaker 1:what is going on today? Yo was not expecting that. Holy shit. That was funny. But you know what I always find out interesting whenever, every time we do our podcast, and it's always this late at night, it's like yeah it's, I'm what, oh my god, this is awesome fucking speak, jess.
Speaker 1:Speak, use your words. I don't know what it is. I don't know if I'm getting more of a stutter or if I'm getting more of a speech impediment. You've heard it. You just heard it just a few seconds ago. What is going on? I'm not, oh my god it's you. You're not the ones that trying to fucking say a word, even in class. I'm just like um, um, uh, shit what was I trying to say?
Speaker 3:you know, what though I did that? I did that today you did that today I was on the phone with my sister. I was on a video I don't remember where I I'm rubbing off on you, bitch but I did. I remember saying something and I was like that, I was like what was that? And I repeated myself, like in mocking myself, of course, and she was like bitch, what's wrong with you? I was like I don't know.
Speaker 1:I think Jessie's in my head, because that's a Jessie thing to do. I don't know what it is. I mean, I don't know if anybody else deals with that, like when they're tired or when it's like late in the day, and you know, you know, you're fucking tired.
Speaker 3:And you're just like dude you know you're fucking tired and you're just like dude yeah, where's the? It's because? It's because at some point late at night, when we insist on doing this, it's because the only time I have, yeah, well no, I mean, but we start hitting points of delirium, so naturally, oh naturally.
Speaker 1:I mean we could do it on wednesday when I'm like doing it, but I want to come and keep my Wednesdays open to myself so I have some me time.
Speaker 3:Completely understandable.
Speaker 1:So no offense to you or anything.
Speaker 3:No none taken.
Speaker 2:None taken.
Speaker 1:Moral of the story is fuck off.
Speaker 3:Dang. Oh, we can do that again.
Speaker 2:We can do that we're going to do that again Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know what that makes you really.
Speaker 3:Bring it on bitch.
Speaker 1:Bring it on.
Speaker 3:Bring it on.
Speaker 1:These hands are rated E for everyone bitch.
Speaker 2:Including me apparently.
Speaker 1:Well, this mouth is rated E for everyone. I'm like shit. It's so funny, because I don't know who I was. Oh so, speaking of which, um I was, we had, uh, I was in a meeting, and the meeting that we were talking about they were talking about the whole let's. Let's kind of break it down a little bit, because I know we're talking about like shenanigans and whatnot, though, though, but I actually defended my boss. It was actually really fucking cool. Well, that went down the wrong pipe. I don't know what happened there. I was trying to drink.
Speaker 3:This is going to be Whoa. Why does it sound like that?
Speaker 1:what did you do? I didn't do anything why do you sound like that?
Speaker 3:what do you? I don't know you sound what? The fuck. I don't know, did you? I didn't do any, whoa what the dude I'm going away. You sound like.
Speaker 1:What do I sound like? Oh shit, it's happening to me too.
Speaker 3:We're disappearing.
Speaker 1:We're disappearing. You know what Fuck it? We're doing the whole podcast in disappearing mode. I have no idea.
Speaker 3:The fuck. We're doing it in ghost mode. Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine?
Speaker 3:This sounds like a transmission from another dimension.
Speaker 1:Dude, this is crazy I know I can hear it too, like what the fuck? Hold on. Okay, I don't know what the fuck that was. We had to put on pause because we sound it's so weird in our head, in our ears. Okay, we sound fucking crazy. I mean, I have to go back and replay whatever right now we sound okay.
Speaker 3:Sorry apologies for uh us sounding hella out of our minds earlier yeah, no, we weren't in your mind. We, we heard no, but when they play this episode, they're gonna hear everything just fine, and they're just gonna hear. There's just a moment where we just start tripping, yeah I swear, we're not on shrooms.
Speaker 1:I promise you, we're not on shrooms. I promise you, we're not on shrooms, we're not, we're not smoking anything.
Speaker 3:I'm literally drinking Kool-Aid, and not the cult kind guys, I'm drinking Boba tea. Like drinking Kool-Aid, but not the cult kind.
Speaker 1:No, for real, like um our the way we sound in our mics started coming through in our headphones. Really, weird.
Speaker 3:It really did, it was so weird. Yeah, it was crazy, like when I said it was, like when I got that whole cough and everything choking on a fucking bubble tea yeah, bubble ball.
Speaker 1:When I had said like, it sounded like a transmission from another dimension it literally did, but in you yes, continue, let's talk about something, because we talk about work a lot right, especially things that happens and whatnot. I used to be a manager for a very, very long time and whatever. I don't even know if I can talk about it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not going to talk about it.
Speaker 1:I don't want to come back to bite me in the ass. Let's be on the safe side. Let's be on the safe side, but I defended my boss. That's all that matters, because you're, I defended my boss and I'm now a boss. Well, it was. She was actually really appreciated because what I told her and what I said- not everybody agreed ah, but it's, and I had to paint a.
Speaker 1:I had oh, look at me I had to paint a pincher, for I had to paint a picture. I had to paint a picture because I can talk.
Speaker 3:We get it. Cheryl Crow, I can talk.
Speaker 1:So everybody was just like you know this and that and the other and whatnot and whatever. And I just kind of said what I had to say and whatnot. And I know everybody wants to know exactly what I said and I can't say it because I'm just like fuck, because I don't know if they listen to this or not. So I'm not taking any chances.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's not, let's not, let's not.
Speaker 1:Let's not. No, let's keep the shenanigans going, because apparently we can't do anything right today. Didi, my goodness.
Speaker 3:It's okay. It makes for good shenanigans.
Speaker 1:So I'm really miff y'all. I'm goodness it's okay, it makes for good shenanigans. So I'm really miff y'all. I'm really, really pissed and I'm pissed, I'm more salty than pissed than anything else. Okay, because, um, anybody knows that our anniversaries are coming up and you're trying to get a gift for a partner, or a gift and you know something about google.
Speaker 1:These days are not just packaging or packages right the way they're supposed to, and you got to make sure you hit the little dropped out box that says high package what's in there, otherwise it becomes very that pretty damn obvious yeah.
Speaker 1:So everybody knows that, uh, the ex is now my roommate, we we're talking and whatnot, so we're kind of, we're cordial as friends, we're working things out as friends and whatnot, and things are actually going pretty good. He saw the package and I did forget to tell him that I was getting something here for ryan, so please don't share another thing. And uh, he shared it in the group chats because he's just like oh, how dare you? Because he's a big power ranger nerd too as well, and he thought I had got a power ranger thing and it wasn't. So, um, I was literally uh, big daddy, you ruined the good surprise.
Speaker 1:So, oh, I was so wasted the good surprise on you exactly I haven't seen that in forever me either, but it just reminds me that think about every single time and I know he wasn't trying to do it in a malicious way or in a bad way at all whatsoever. I've seen that in forever Me either. But it just reminds me of that Think about it Every single time. And I know he wasn't trying to do it in a malicious way or in a bad way at all whatsoever. It was just something like he was excited, he wanted to share it, yeah, and it just happened so fast, so quickly.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:Was hubby happy about it Absolutely. So now he has an early fucking thing and I was just like god damn it can never win. So, yes, get rid of get thrown, but anywho. Um, then hubby got me the same headphones as you do, but black. So we are gonna be, uh, school, what is it? School candy, school, candy junkies. So I'm actually looking for that, but you're using them right now for the ear headset. How are they?
Speaker 3:I love them. I've been in love with them since the day they came home to me they're not sponsoring the podcast though, but if y'all fucking listen please, if you just have not. A lot of people know this.
Speaker 3:I'm a total bass head and I absolutely love surprises me every time I love competition sound level kind of music, but it's not the same as when you're actually at a sound competition because the speakers in there, you can feel them in your body. These headphones make you feel the bass in your body and that's why I love them, and they're the only ones on the market that do so. I have coveted these for years.
Speaker 3:And then you finally got them, not this specific set. This is already the second series. Yeah, or the second version of the ANC, the noise canceling kind. Yeah, I fell in love with the original ones.
Speaker 1:I'll show you mine. Make sure I have the right ones, just like yours too as well, because I just ordered them. They'll be in here tomorrow.
Speaker 3:I had found the original ones and I was just like I have to have these. And of course back then I'm just like, yeah, totally out of my price range.
Speaker 1:I'm not somebody who can see myself spending excess even if it is like a nice luxury thing or whatever, but they're amazing they are. They are amazing. I'm always looking for a new pair of headsets. Um, I'm gonna keep mine because I do use those for work, but the other ones I got, I did get a case for them and I got a purple case for just those, so if anything happens to them, they're in there yeah, they should come with their own bag.
Speaker 3:Just saying you probably didn't have to get a case, but they do sell hard as much as everything falls on the floor.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna need a hard case, so uh case is where it's at for me, so I will take a case any day. Uh, not a criminal case, but a headset case. Although if I have to, like I said, these hands are rated E for everyone. And if I have to knock a bitch out, I will.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for the longest time I couldn't get my hands on them, Because when I had the money I'm like, okay, cool, I can go online and I can order those headphones that I wanted.
Speaker 3:Every time I did, I'm like, oh, they came out with a newer version and they're more expensive. Now I don't have the money, dang it, so I'd use my money for whatever else. And then I'd get an email. Later on it's like, hey, everything on the site is like 40 off. I'm like, oh, hell, yeah, that means that means the ones that I want are going to be cheaper.
Speaker 1:So I jump online and everyone like, oh, wait a minute, I don't have any money right now, always love skull candy brand because I like the brand and I also love the decorations and how they have it and it's such a beautiful brand and I can't get enough of it. I didn't even go directly to the site to actually go and buy them, I just got them off of amazon, uh, with the two-year warranty on it, so um I did dude.
Speaker 3:I like I said I don't know how many skull candy earbuds I have gone through ridiculous amount. But I have always loved I've always I think I started with uh jibs uh-huh I want to say they're jibs.
Speaker 1:I could be wrong, uh, but the wired ones this is way back when I started off with bows, before bows was how much they are now I started off.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I meant skull candy jibs. Yeah, like all my shit has always been skull candy for years mine have always been like bows.
Speaker 1:Mine, mine were bows, um, but I did. I've always have been a fan of skull candy back in the day. I just couldn't get them because my mom's just like no, you don't need that golf shit, that shit's the devil. I'm just like what the crap? It was so weird like I never, I never, so I never got into. I never thought of headphones as headphones. You know what I mean? Um, so I've always. Now I'm very cautious about the headphones I get. Now. Now I'm more cautious about my hearing. I'm more cautious about concerts that I go to, so I make sure that I have noise cancellations for everything that I have, because I want to be able to hear, especially if I'm at a concert and I'm screaming a lot. I got to be careful with my voice too as well, and people are just like well, you're on a podcast, shouldn't you speak less so you can speak more? I'm like no, I want to speak more.
Speaker 3:It's like I'm speaking, not screaming.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not screaming and I'm not a singer too as well. I'm not singing like 365 days of the year, maybe 287 days that most singers do, and they need those rest in between, because if that was the case, yeah, I wouldn't be talking period, though, but they go through a lot of training and they know how to work their vocals and whatnot right although I will say I want to take some vocal classes so I can kind of help with speaking a little bit more or whatnot.
Speaker 1:So I kind of want to do that while I'm at college because that's a lot more easier to actually do. Yeah, um, let me just take that as an elective to be able to know where how to read music and how to kind of enunciate more a little bit better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I kind of want to. I've always wanted to learn how to sing, but I've also want to learn how to do that. That will also help me with the voice acting practice. See, I'm going back, just going. I want to do, I want to do the voice acting, I want to do acting, I want to do voice acting.
Speaker 1:I want to do all of that and I just like, am I late in the game to be doing this Because I'm going back, for I'm supposed to be going back for computer science, right, because I want to know computer science too as well. But, there's all these little fucking things I want to do and I'm just like that is not your part of your degree. But I'm just like I can double major and I'm okay, maybe I can quadru. No, I'll be in college forever just to fucking learn my fucking degree first.
Speaker 3:I'll be in school forever. And I'm over here like what else can I learn?
Speaker 1:Yeah, for free. First of all, I can learn on YouTube because YouTube has some of the singing lessons and whatnot or whatever. But I'm just like I'm more of a hands-on kind of guy, if I have the money and if I can afford it. But college is a lot more easier than having to go to an actual professional, because the professionals are charging a little bit more. Granted, yes, they have experience and it's more of a one-on-one With the school. It's like the entire class and trying to figure out vocal ranges and whatnot, and I'm probably going to be real with them. I'm just here to learn vocals because I want to know what it's like to hit certain notes.
Speaker 1:I go I can't sing for shit and I probably can and I probably have no business here, but I want to know the business you know what I mean, that's kind of like the thing and that's going to kind of help me like how to take care of your vocals, how to take care of your, like your nose, your breathing techniques and everything. Because, look, I got a fucking fat breath and I hear it on this fucking podcast all the fucking time. When I'm listening to it, I'm just like, and then I hear that, I'm just like, what the fuck is this? You know, like damn dude, because every time I hear like, like, if I'm doing lines of knuckles on the fucking podcast, just that's the stuff that's a good white powder shit.
Speaker 1:You know, it's just ridiculous though, because it's just like it's repetitive every single time, but I kind of wanted, I want to know more. So that's the kind of the business. I want to know more of the acting, the voice acting, because I want to do shenanigans more, but I want to know more. So that's the kind of the business. I want to know more of the acting, the voice acting, because I want to do shenanigans more, but I want to do voice. And when I was doing the last thing, I was like God damn, you got three. I was like I know I have no self-control at all, leave it alone.
Speaker 2:I want to do these things.
Speaker 3:You're making never before characters.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're just all fucking intertwined. But if I know what I know now and be able to have the confidence I did back, then I probably would be a lot more further, because I've always wanted to do acting. I've always wanted to be a voice actor Literally, I think, in the thing. I was voted class clown of my sixth grade year for Cunningham Middle middle school and my teachers always said you would do good, you would do great. But I've always had that damn bitch of my own mother always in the back of my head. You know, even though she does that, I never did that too.
Speaker 3:Yes, I just wanted you're like, you're like that lady from that clip um, oh, what was it from frankie and whatever, or something. Frankie where she's like shut up and sit the fuck down or shut, shut, the fuck up, shut all the the way the fuck up, or something like that, and walk up to fuck mountain and shut the. She just keeps going oh yeah, that's that is me 100 bitch.
Speaker 1:I said shut the fuck up, shut the fuck all the way up I want you to fucking sit over there and shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:we're gonna have a conversation. I remember telling my one of my old bosses, my ex-bosses, a long time ago. I'm like I go, do you ever just shut the fuck up and just let me talk for a change? Or is it just naturally for you to talk like a little bitch, like that's what I want to know? And how am I ever not gotten fired? I have no earthly idea. I have no earthly idea Because anytime I said that they just like, like you can send me home.
Speaker 1:Yeah, literally, you can send me home yeah literally, you can send me home if you wanted to, but one or two things are going to happen. You can send me home and tell me go home right now and you can be short-staffed and you can do my job for me. And, yeah, I'm probably going to be reprimanded later on in the meeting, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or or. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Oh, I wish I would have had a clip of that.
Speaker 1:I heard it in my head.
Speaker 1:I was just like that's just the fact that you sit there with a big old smile and you're clapping away, but it's crazy, because some of my coworkers that I work with now know how I am as a person. I'm very honest, I'm very blunt, but I'm also honest, like. I'm not like mean, honest, but I'm just like. Thomas is like Are you just naturally not understanding anything at all whatsoever? Or is just this a consistency with you, that you have an excuse because of age and not trying to be mean? And I get it?
Speaker 1:Everyone learns at a different pace, though, but, bitch, you've been here for two years and you still haven't learned the information. Come on now. You know what I mean. That's kind of like like I'm and I try not to be mean like I get it. Like this is between like with you and I when we work or whatnot, and I know it's like I gotta do it, I gotta do it, I gotta do it. Yeah, party, I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna dive in, I'm gonna give you video clips of'm going to give you video clips after video clips after video clips. Well, sound clips after sound clips after sound clips.
Speaker 1:See, there it is again. So it's like I want to bam, I want to hit it throughout the fucking park so I don't have to worry about it anymore, you know. So it's. It becomes very that where it's just, it's it's like damn. You know what I mean. I have the, I have the knowledge. I can run a fucking business. I can do this, I can dive into my work upon if I this. I said I wanted kind of the Wednesday so I can kind of go in there Right, do my homework, do this, do that. And this is why I kind of stepped away from a lot of everybody. I just said I can't play anymore, even if I wanted to. I got to dive deep into this because this is my baby. This is our baby. You know what I mean. Mean I have fucking taxes that I'm paying, and I'm for what?
Speaker 2:right, you know what I mean. It's not even.
Speaker 1:It's not even going anywhere. So as long as I have a fucking dba of this, it's like there's not much I can do. Yeah, you know what I mean. So it is what it is at the end of the day, but I'm, I'm, I'm adamant and wanting to get get it done and get it done good and just kind of fucking, just roll with it, that and kind of work on my own fucking health too as well. I want to. I want to get those, this belly of mine, and I want to shift it to the back of my belly and just look fat. I want it to look plumpy. I want to be able to put my hands on my ass like I used to, because Ballistic has some cheeks.
Speaker 3:I was going to say you can't just put your hands on your ass at any time.
Speaker 1:No, I can't, because it's become flat.
Speaker 3:Become flat and it looks, and it's croaking, it's becoming I know you say it's croaking because you're, you're, it's your bullfrog thing, but at the same time, because you say, obviously I'm showing my age here, you guys, because you said it's croaking. Croaking meant dying back in the day yeah so I'm just like so your ass is dying.
Speaker 1:It is, it is. I mean it claps, but it's, it's not clapping. No more like hello, hello, is there somebody?
Speaker 3:here Somebody? Here Somebody hear anything? You talking shit. Yes, your ass is talking shit.
Speaker 2:Excuse you.
Speaker 3:Excuse you.
Speaker 1:Don't be telling me about my business.
Speaker 3:Was that a burp or a cough?
Speaker 1:Burp it Stupid.
Speaker 3:It was a butt cough.
Speaker 2:Burp, burp. Stupid, it was a butt cough, oh shit dude, you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm actually kind of looking forward to it because, um, I know that we're working with uh styler on this podcast, so he'll probably be next. Uh, next tuesday he'll come in. You'll get to see the setup and everything else, and I'm actually really excited for that one because, um, I'm not the host, right, so I'm not the host this time. He's the host, so he has to come up with his own kind of thing and I get to sit where you're sitting yeah, and he gets to enjoy the little things.
Speaker 1:Yes, so hopefully, hopefully, my energy doesn't? He's gonna take the lead he's gonna take the lead because, as mentioned times, I've ever told you, bitch, you can take the link if you want.
Speaker 3:I mean it's up to you you're just like yeah, I'm comfortable here, i'm'm like I'm good, I'm good Nah.
Speaker 2:I'm good. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah.
Speaker 3:Nah, nah, I love that little chihuahua Matter of fact, I posted a video of a chihuahua that was getting after a pug.
Speaker 1:Oh really.
Speaker 3:It was an all-white chihuahua. If you after a pug, oh really, it was an all-white chihuahua. If you listen to that clip, I swear to god that chihuahua sounds like a damn decepticon oh, yeah, yeah, I believe I'm just like creepy. Why does the dog growl like that dude like? It sounds like like ravage.
Speaker 1:It's so cute you know what I'm talking about with the chihuahua.
Speaker 3:That's like no, I know that there's like a dog that looks like tigger and they're doing the snout that they did like to ramstein. I know that dog no there's one that's like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, exactly the little chihuahua.
Speaker 1:So it's doing that, they're doing that with his mouth. It's the same thing. So it's like when your ex, when your girlfriend's hungry and she does that, I'm just God, nah, nah, I'm just like that's fucking hilarious. I'm honestly glad, and I'm honestly 100%, genuine glad, that Moo Moo is not that vicious. I could play with him viciously if I want to. Yeah, you know, naturally, right, but he's not a vicious dog. No, but he lets me play. When Ryan's around, I get to play with him, because he won't play with me by himself.
Speaker 1:Interesting, and it's so weird Because, yeah, no, he stays in his little corner and he'll sit right here. Now there's a new dog. He's just like fuck this dog. You know, I'm just like I told you and he hears him. He's super jealous. I caught him occasionally playing with the puppy, occasionally, you know, like his little soft sides. Yeah, I'm like aw. And then he runs back to his bed. He's like eh, eh, I'm like you bipolar little bitch. You bipolar little bitch, don't even fucking front. That's hilarious, I'm like.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:It's because it's an apartment full of dudes. That's why.
Speaker 1:He really is.
Speaker 3:He's trying to assert his dominance.
Speaker 1:He's like it's funny, because when he does something and I go and I spank him. He gets fucking brave.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he does Bitch Bitch.
Speaker 3:What I think is hilarious is you guys like barely tap him and he starts yiping.
Speaker 1:Oh, so dramatic. Yeah, I'm just like dude really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like, I'm literally holding him and you guys like give him the tiniest little tap and he's like I was like really dude dude, he's, he's the fucking oscar winning dog ever. Man it is so funny dude oh I love it it's too much. I love it.
Speaker 1:It's too much and with the mushu him being small and everything. Uh, he's actually playing rough with me, uh, occasionally. And that motherfucker, when you get him to a point where he's just like he gets a vision tunnel and you know he's just like trying to bite you, he'll fucking get you good and I gotta calm him down. So then I gotta pick him up. I've got to calm him down trying to kiss him. He's doing this number, trying to bite me I'm just like you, yeah you can't be mad because you, you started.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I started it but I'm I'm trying to calm him down. So it's kind of like I'm teaching him to be aggressive or not play aggressively, but I'm also teaching him to kind of like calm down a bit, so so he can play aggressively if he needs to or whatnot. Yeah, but he's a really cool dog, he really is he's super, super sweet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's a cutie patootie.
Speaker 1:And he runs and he hops when he runs. It's so fucking cute.
Speaker 3:His little ears are all floppy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's so cute, I'm like a hip hop a hippity hip hop, pop and a boom, boom, bang, bang. He's just so cute. It's little floppy ears. I actually got the scissors and kind of cut around his eyes a little bit with the hair, because the hairs was like yeah, so I cut him around and everything.
Speaker 1:And I told Ryan I was like you didn't notice anything about Mushu. He was like no, what's going on? I cut around his eyes, I helped him, I trimmed him up a bit and cut him. He was cool and everything. I kind of trimmed up his paws too as well.
Speaker 3:So I'm just like, okay, cool, I'm kind of getting him used to a lot of the stuff I was going to say you might as well, because, him being part Shih Tzu, he's going to need regular grooming.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know, and I got to give him a bath here in a little bit and he does not like the blow dryer. I found that out. He has really bad anxiety with that. So I'm just like bro.
Speaker 3:So I'm just going to have to tell I'm trying to yeah.
Speaker 1:So I'm trying to get him to play in the water a little bit so I can kind of so when what I'm going to do this time around is put him in a like a small shallow water pool and just kind of play with him a little bit with it, and so he can kind of feel like it's it's a play.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's fun, right, so he can kind of get used to it. Yeah, and that's just kind of my thing. Um, because every one of these fucking dogs hate showers and they all I think that's tomorrow, that's my to do list is to give them all fucking bats. Cause, not Tondra, because he's, he's a lab and that's that's. That's a lot of soaking tigger I can do mumu.
Speaker 3:I can do because mumu is actually really easy to do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can imagine yeah, and I gotta try to figure out how to clip their fucking nails and just like get your ass over here, grind your fucking toenails and shit, because they don't like their stuff being touched.
Speaker 3:I'm just like I had the worst time trying to cut Gertie's nails. Pugs are notorious for being incredibly dramatic, so much so that their breed is more often than not banned from pet stores, from pet groomers. They're one of the top breeds that get banned and it's like you know what? You're not going to be able to bring your pug here anymore. And it's like why? Because they're just too much they are too much, and they do.
Speaker 3:She would freak out. Dude, it was the weirdest thing. I'm just like girl, it is not that serious it has never been dramatic.
Speaker 3:We have never injured you at like ever, ever, like what is your deal? You act like it's a huge trauma response. So I bought this cute little sling and all her paws just kind of go in it, so she just hangs there. And then I got that cute little grinder thing where you just put the the nail in the hole and it just grinds it away for you. It took me and three of my one, my one of my nieces and two of my nephews to still try to keep her.
Speaker 3:Still enough for me to grab one paw and put the nail in there uh, she's hanging in the hammock and still, we had to like, I'm like girl it is not that serious I think it's their.
Speaker 1:No, their toenails are very. If you don't keep up, they have blood vessels and they have that very tender something. So you have to keep up with it daily so the blood flows back to be able to do it. That's what I'm kind of learning about dog and I'm no perfect, because I know I think there's a quick and it grows um.
Speaker 3:It can grow like halfway through the length of the nail, so you just have to grind back at least half yeah and just leave it there, because if you go a little bit, then you'll cut the quick and the quick will start bleeding. So as long as you're cutting the half, you're fine my thing was I can't even get it level to the pads yeah of her paw, because once she was hanging in the hammock she would start freaking out already and I'm like girl, I just need you still for I, just because it's quick.
Speaker 3:it's quick, but no, she was not having it. And she starts like freaking out like if she's dying and thankfully she's not a vocal pug because they start screaming yeah.
Speaker 3:So I was literally trying to get her an appointment and they were like, oh, what kind of breed do you have? And I'm like a pug. And they're like, oh, okay, well, you're going to have to call the other location because they specialize in pugs. And I'm just like, really, because they're that problematic, oh, and if she didn't do well, she would have been banned. Yeah, because pugs are, most pugs are the ones that are most banned from groomers.
Speaker 1:Shit see I'm glad mumu doesn't have mumu is mumu's a dramatic queen one, like you do his nails. He starts like fucking crying like bloody, fucking murder. Tigger just shakes like he's having a fucking panic attack or parkinson's or an epilepsy, maybe all three of them all at once, but it's just so fucking. It's funny to actually see. Uh, I don't know about tondra, tondra is really good with his because ab does them all the fucking time. So but yeah, I just don't have issues with any of the pups at all whatsoever. So I got to get you some, this one, because his nails are coming in and they're becoming very sharp.
Speaker 3:So I'm just like, yeah, he's a puppy.
Speaker 1:I just might get in my other Nellica. So yeah, he may. He may bitch about it though, but it's okay, you have to get used to it.
Speaker 3:You get used to it, I like when she was living at james's house, we didn't have to clip her nails at all no nope at all, because if she wanted to go outside which she would love to be outside, um majority of the day she would go outside. They had this huge concrete slab for their patio and their driveway and, for whatever reason, the pugs that we got they weren't the typical lazy pugs. It's weird. They would get these bursts and they would just run. And he had a whole acre, so they had plenty of space but. If they ran on the concrete.
Speaker 3:It was naturally shaved nice it would naturally keep their nails perfectly clipped and I'm just like. But once I took her, I'm just like bro, I can't let him out. I don't have the acre fenced in for them to just run around yeah, exactly great I gotta do this by hand yeah, she was not having it.
Speaker 1:I can imagine it's never fun, nope ready to do as they never uh shenanigans podcast. So I do appreciate y'all tuning in to the mature mischief podcast. I am your host, jesse james and I am your co-host dd more of the story I love that.
Speaker 3:No better way to close out the freaking shenanigans more of the story.
Speaker 1:Fuck them dogs instant karma bitch very instant karma I love my babies, though. No, I do. I miss those every single day. So, but anywho, uh, later, love ya, bye, ciao.
