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Cheating Chronicles
In our latest episode, we tackle the provocative topic of cheating—a subject that often evokes strong emotions and lively debates. From humorous anecdotes to hard-hitting truths, Jesse and Dee Dee delve deep into the motivations behind why some find themselves drawn to infidelity. Is it the thrill, the excitement, or a fundamental flaw within relationships? As we unravel these questions, Jesse shares candid stories from their past, providing relatable insights into the often tumultuous world of romantic entanglements.
We explore the adrenaline rush that can accompany cheating—the allure of risky behavior that some find irresistible. Listeners will be captivated as we discuss personal experiences and reflect on how substances like alcohol can blur judgment, leading to unexpected choices. The conversation doesn't stop at individual stories; it extends into broader societal patterns and what they mean for trust and fidelity in relationships. We hope you'll leave us your thoughts after listening—what's your take on cheating?
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What's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is Jesse James. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the Mature Mischief Podcast. Tanjiro Tanjiro, you're rubbing your ass up on Dee Dee's leg like we want your booty.
Speaker 2:You're twerking like a pain you kid.
Speaker 1:Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere, rockin' everywhere.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's my jam. Yeah, Check out those two over there having a whole wrestling match.
Speaker 1:It's a Chihuahua wrestling match Pinned him. Pinned you again. That's hilarious. Hey, tanjiro, what's up how you doing buddy? Is there anything you want to say to the crowd?
Speaker 2:No, he huffed. How cute. How cute, how cute that was brought to you by the dog.
Speaker 1:Good job, good job tanjiro yay, you're not even my dog. Uh, uh, I know it, you know it. The whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host, Dee Dee.
Speaker 1:You know, I almost forgot that little part right there Because I got so sidetracked with the dogs. Of course you did. Of course you did. I was having so much fun with the dogs, they were so cute, man, and I am high as fuck right now, dude, holy shit.
Speaker 2:So this episode should be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1:It's not a shenanigans podcast, but it's about to be.
Speaker 2:I was going to say but you're going to make it one.
Speaker 1:You know, I just finally. I finally finished my paper for class, and I'm actually very proud of it.
Speaker 2:So we'll see how it goes thank you, my goodness.
Speaker 1:Wrestling match in the background I told you, I told you, they're not gonna stop well, it's the continuous saga, but, um, I don't have like a good like subject to talk about, um, because I am. They canceled english class today because the guy uh he, the teacher, professor was having something done that was gonna put him to sleep or something like that, so he had to get a procedure done, or something like that which was I'm like, okay, cool, whatever.
Speaker 1:Um, I was like I get it, but, uh, it was actually a lot of fun, but I was talking to, but it did bring up this interesting topic Cheating. Ooh, ooh. Now, I love a good cheater, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:That's because you are a cheater at board games.
Speaker 1:Okay, I didn't say what kind of cheating.
Speaker 2:I know what kind of cheating I doater at board games. Okay, I didn't say what kind of cheating I know we're gonna.
Speaker 1:I do cheat at board games. That's not gonna lie, that's, that's a given I do. I do cheat at board games, which is a lot of fun, uh, because I'm bored and I got nothing else better to do, so that's what I do. But the cheating I'm talking about because I was talking about it with, um, a colleague of mine oh, colleague, that sounds so professional. I was talking to one of my classmates about it and, um, he was talking about how he was going through, uh, you know, kind of like a relationship type thing breakups and whatnot. Now we've talked about cheating. Before we talked about, uh, breakups, we talked about, um, certain things on here, but I don't think we've ever gone full in depth into, like cheating or anything, and why it's such a, um, an adrenaline rush for a lot of us who cheat uh, I, and I can't explain it, though, but uh, this is gonna be interesting, because I know that people are gonna be like oh my, he's a cheater. No, no, no, no, I sleep with other cheaters.
Speaker 1:You sleep with said cheaters I sleep with said cheaters, and I know some of you are just like. Well, if you know they're cheating, then why are you doing it? Because it takes two to tango period, two consented adults that are talking about it, and whatever happens after that, that's on you, not me. So I take no responsibility for wrecking your home when the person's wrecking it and doing it himself. So, that being said, uh, let's, let's dive right into it. So, um, I've, I know that. So I know I've cheated before in the past, before I even met my husband. My husband was the only person who I've never cheated on, so he was the like, the last that just kind of like stopped there.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, it was because I had a conversation with my husband and then I told him because I wanted to get into more of the things, and things kind of happened in a longer way where it just kind of like we needed to kind of figure things out yeah, but those who cheat cheat. I never understood why and I still can't explain as to why cheating is such a fundamental thing for a lot of people still to this day. It's just all I can speak is what I've been through and whatever people have told me.
Speaker 1:It's just all they can speak is what I've been through and whatever people have told me, right, and a lot of it is the adrenaline rush for a lot of people knowing they can get caught. So that's the thing. Do I sleep with people who are cheating on their significant others on purpose? No, I don't. People do tell me oh yeah, I have a boyfriend. Does your boyfriend know you're here? No, well, I mean boyfriend. Does your boyfriend know you're here? No, well, I mean. All right, come to the bedroom. Could have I turned said person away? I could If I had a heart and a conscience. I don't have neither one of those. Apparently, he has neither I don't have. Even the devil and the angel on my shoulders are talking to me, going they're all poof and I look at them for their advice and they go poof.
Speaker 1:I'm just like so we're doing that, so my choice okay. They're like this is on you, pal so and I'll ask questions Is your tracking thing on? Yeah, it is. Where does your sad person think you're at? Oh, visiting my friend, because we all you live here and whatnot and they think I'm like working out. So I have a small window to open with. Um. Okay, I told you I'm not a one minute man, so how fast are we talking like how I?
Speaker 2:need a time frame.
Speaker 1:I need a time frame because if you're just looking for me just to just enter and thinking that that's it, that's, that's not how this works and so it's. It becomes like a very like conversational and it becomes very controversial for a lot of people because I know cheating is not great for either side period. But you also don't want to be the person where you know the individual and then that person's, their person, cheated on you with them and you had no idea. I've been in that pickle. I've been in that pickle and, like I said, I love drama. We're aware.
Speaker 2:I love drama. We're aware.
Speaker 1:I love drama, I love tea, but when you involve me, the tea is no bueno.
Speaker 2:The tea is no good.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I am so hyperventilating so hard Like I can hear myself, like it's the heavy breathing for me. I don't, maybe because I'm just high and I'm just so anxious I am usan, but I'm just so. I feel so I don't know why I feel, I feel energized from that weed yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:It's so weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just like you're supposed to be at a two, you're still at a damn 10 no, I was at a two in class and at I was at a two in class or during before class, because You're at a non-functional.
Speaker 2:now I am at a non.
Speaker 1:Well, because it's starting to fucking wear off. So my ADD is starting to kick in. It's a fucking overdrive, so I blame my classmate for that matter.
Speaker 2:Right, because he totally put a gun to your head.
Speaker 1:No, I mean yes, he did. I mean he's got a gun to your head. No, he, I mean yes, he did I mean he's got a gun. He didn't put that gun to your head he didn't, but he might as well have, because that thing is always pointing down. He showed me it too. I'm like bro. Bro, when you go for walks, who's walking who?
Speaker 2:which which of your three? Legs which two of your three legs do you use?
Speaker 1:you don't even fall, you just go and it's there.
Speaker 2:It's a kickstand at this point, it is like a fucking kickstand for you like stops his falls, bro, doesn't break him I feel bad if you go into pet stores or any type of store.
Speaker 1:Sir, we need the snake back.
Speaker 1:We hand over the reptile we, we need the iguana back. Sir, please you could put a flute to that thing. And it's funny because I joke about that and I tell them I was like you know, I think it's funny is that I do like I'm not a size queen. I'm is that I do like I'm not a size queen? I'm far from it, I'm not a size queen at all, but I would love to mold that for you and see if we can make a selling, because you're wild. I'm just saying, dude, and I always make fun of him for it too. Guys, uh, it's, it's just funny. I mean it's not funny, but it is funny. I mean, since he showed me his, I showed him mine or whatnot, so it's just fucking hilarious. I was like, yeah, mine's like half the size of yours, dude. Like like you're like the trophy of all trophies, like where have you been?
Speaker 2:You're the chosen one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, literally You're like the chosen one, but not for the right people. Like you have a certain type. You know. He's just like yeah, he's just like that sucks. Yeah, because he likes them. Like them like smooth. He doesn't like them hairy. I'm just like I was like you're so shallow why who my was just painting them down.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious, that's fucking hilarious yeah, they're just wrestling.
Speaker 1:It's fucking hilarious. Um so, if you hear a wrestling match between them, hey, muumuu, that's enough.
Speaker 2:Thank you, we're recording here like he's gonna be like oh shit, my bad I'm sorry, I'm sorry they don't care, they're like they're just around six but anywho, we're back on cheating um.
Speaker 1:Well, because he was talking about you know, I was like you know that's kind of puts you in a predicament, because I gave him like like two paths that he can actually technically choose from, and both of these paths are entirely up to him and what he wanted to do he goes. Well, what about an in-between? I was like the only time you ever get an in-between for these two different paths that you're wanting because of what you're dealing with, um, is when things are running better.
Speaker 1:You don't get an in-between yeah the only time you ever get an in-between unless you know 100 what you want and what you need. You don't get to choose this life and then have insecurities and the whole cheating and everything. Because we were talking about it and whatnot and I know I'm like I went off a whole fucking tangent and I don't even know where the fuck I left off. So but it's um, it's weird because when, when I start, when I'm, when I told him I was like when I cheat when I was young, it was because it was the adrenaline rush. It felt great. That rush like fucking hit hard, like you don't know if someone's going to meet you, you don't know if someone's going to show up, you don't know if anybody is going to pop up at any moment. That's their significant other. So that last guy, when I had told him, I was like is your location off, what's gonna, what's happening? Because not that locations can tell you exactly where you are. You're just in a specific spot yeah right.
Speaker 1:But if you're not moving constantly, you're staying in one spot. It's kind of fucking obvious, right. So I never understood the whole sharing locations bullshit. I share with hubby and only reason I do this?
Speaker 1:because sometimes I forget the text yeah and he knows where I'm at, yeah, but other than that, I'm pretty very well versed in talking to him. But in my situation it's an open relationship, right, so me and hubby can actually talk and be able to have a conversation of what things are happening within our relationship. And a lot of times, when the people who are cheating are the same people who are like, oh well, I don't think I can ever do an open relationship or ever can do this or whatnot. And because you know of X, y and Z, right, and well, what do you mean? I'm just a jealous type, yeah, but you're here riding my dick and you're the jealous type, wow, make it make sense. Wow, he goes. Well, he's not cheating on you.
Speaker 1:I'm like, well, yeah, you're right, but how does he feel about you? And I'm still fucking him and we're having this conversation. It's so weird, like I'm not, and it's funny because I am doing, you know this whole thing like I'm fucking them. We're having a conversation and and it does get wild in the bedroom with these conversation oh, you're so much better than my boyfriend, or you're so much better than my girl, you're so much better than this, and oh, that feels good, this feels great and it's just like holy shit. Holy shit, like you feel. I feel slight guilty, but not fully guilty, because I'm just like it sucks for the other person. Luckily they don't have to hear this, but doesn't mean I don't record it.
Speaker 2:Oh, because I have recordings of all the guys who cheat because they like being recorded Doesn't mean I don't record it.
Speaker 1:Oh, because I have recordings of all the guys who cheat because they like being recorded, so Interesting. Yeah, but they trust me with it because it'll never get leaked out. But I've always said I don't mind having fun with you, but if there's ever a time where you're just like no, or you treat me like shit or whatnot, it goes online.
Speaker 1:I'm not blackmailing you, I don't fuck around yeah like you're not gonna mess with my mental health, you're not gonna fuck with me, you're not gonna do any of that. You stay in your lane, I stay in my lane. We can have a good time. That's pretty much it. You know what I mean. And he goes. Would you share it to my girl?
Speaker 1:no, because it's not my business yeah right and it's fucked up to say that, because people are going to be like God damn Jesse, like how are you? You're a home wrecker? No, I'm not, no means a home wrecker. But if that's what you want to label me, then that's fine. I'm not actively looking for these people to be a home wrecker. Right, people come in looking for me or others.
Speaker 2:Once people come in, looking for me or others once they made the decision to come looking for you. They technically wrecked their own home they just picked you to be the partner in the wrecking.
Speaker 1:I even had the guy, straight guy. I love you puppy, I love you to me, corazon you're so big?
Speaker 1:oh, no, sir no, sir, can't be from other podcasts, but it's, it's. It's crazy to see. You know what I mean and I don't condone it. But I do have a limit. My limitation or a line to not cross is my own kin Like would it be you? It would be like AB or whoever it is. If I know your significant other personally, I won't touch you. I'm not going to cross that line, right? Unless said friend has backstabbed me for whatever reason, then it's a fair game. So that's just the main thing. Have I done that? Yes, I have. Was it worth it?
Speaker 1:very much so everything's worth it for you oh, it really is, because the relationship would have been broken off already to begin with, because I was already flirting with the significant other on the side. They were the ones staying back, getting to like talk to me and like stop it. Like, oh, my god, you're so bad, my husband doesn't even like doing that, but that's so hot.
Speaker 1:I'm just like, yeah, oh, yeah you know I was like you better behave, because you know this is not cool, blah, blah, blah. But the significant others have found out that they're like I just don't like he's hanging out with you a lot. I'm just like I don't know what to tell you. It's not my place, it's not me to kind of say, oh well, you know whatever, whatnot, but it's stupid, it's just I don't know it's, it's wild, it's wild. What do you think?
Speaker 2:I think it depends on on the people because, like for people that have an open relationship, the cheating there's different levels of limitations. You know what I mean. And for other people that aren't, it's for me. Um, I have never cheated on anybody that I was with.
Speaker 2:That's just not how I roll, you know what I mean unfortunately, um, I'm not gonna say all of them, but majority of the relationships that I was in, I was the one that was cheated on Right and it sucks, duh. You know what I mean. It is what it is.
Speaker 1:You know what I consider cheating what In my relationship.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:When Ryan goes to eat at another restaurant without my permission, oh my God, or he tries a new place. I'm just like oh, you like cheating on me, do you?
Speaker 2:Ryan is totally serious. How dare you dare? I think it's in a text message you try food without I was like how dare you cheat on me?
Speaker 1:that's, that's such a cheater thing. It's like. It's like how dare you go be fat without me?
Speaker 2:that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:There's times where I've actually I've gotten super upset because I'm just like I don't know why. It's just like I've gotten super upset because we've talked about a restaurant and he would go eat at the restaurant already and you're like it's all right, I think you might like it. I'm just like I wouldn't know, I didn't go with you. Who would you go with? My coworker took me. Oh, your coworker took you, but you know what it's.
Speaker 1:It's a lot of fun to pick fun of, because, uh, we don't have any anti-maserity between us when it comes down to it, but when it comes to, like, food that we want to enjoy, I think I've gone to eat some places without him too, as well, which is pretty funny to see it, though, but what do you say? I've got to go without him too, so it's whatever, but I always go and try him out with you, because by the time me and him get to a fucking restaurant that we want to try, it's already. It's, it's already, you know, too late, like diso when they go without, he goes like don't go without me. Oh bitch, when am I supposed to go? Like I'm gonna go without you and then, when we get a chance, we'll go speaking of, there's a closer one.
Speaker 2:Um, over here, where I go to the pop shelf, there's a diso right next to it and a five below oh, yeah, just boom, boom, but there's a, it's a broke, broke, broke.
Speaker 1:Yeah, literally it's a pop shelf an ulta, a five below, and then diso just nice all in a row and I'm just like, oh my god, but I don't know, it's just so weird, it's what you, you were saying yeah, no, I would.
Speaker 2:I I don't. Obviously I don't condone it, but only because I've been on the shitty end of that stick. You know what I mean. And it's just like it sucks. It sucks and the last relationship that I did have it was incredibly healthy or whatever, and I'm just kind of like see the fact that you can live without um. You don't even have the expectation. That's the thing, like there's so much trust that there's no question it's super freeing.
Speaker 1:I guess, Like it's just like. This is nice, it is super freeing, it's just so nice when you can find a partner that allows you to be who you are, and who you're meant to be.
Speaker 1:And I've always said and I said this before in one of the podcasts and I said love is a fundamental thing for a lot of people and you have to be very well-rounded, you have to find somebody who matches your energy, who has the same mindset as you. I'm not talking about, oh, if you have something in common. What I mean is that because you don't have to have anything in common, but the relationship aspect you need to have more of an understanding Because there are different sexualities that are out there Not just talking about gay, lesbians, bisexual. I'm talking about more like demisexuals, asexuals, all those kinkies and BDSM and stuff within that nature that you need to have a fundamental uh, connection with somebody, because if you don't have a fundamental, you don't have it at all and the understanding, the comprehension to understand when you guys communicate between.
Speaker 2:that's why I said like, for you it's different because the boundaries are going to vary, because you're in an open relationship. So the cheating is going to be where you guys set the boundaries and that's it. You know what I mean, as opposed to just a normal. You know, for example, if I'm in a relationship just me and my person is just like, okay, we, you step outside of this. For me, that's cheating.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:As opposed to you guys. It's like this isn't cheating, because we communicate, we agree, everything is mutual, so we're cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, great, and it's cheating. It's like I said, it's. It's a very scary feeling and people are just always wanting to know signs. I'll give you some signs of people who are cheating. Because I don't mind, because if they get caught, they get caught, it's totally up to them. There are different apps out there that you can use that are very well known, and I'm talking about what are these apps? You'll know, you'll know, uh telegram is one of them. The other ones is the what's up app. You can do, you can do do secret uh sharings on uh facebook yeah, instagram like some uh, I don't know what it's called something conversations.
Speaker 1:Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Everything is very encrypted and the only reason is because people can still look at the phone bills and see who's texting. Then that's pretty much how people find that. Opposite, around Even VPNs, people can like fake their locations and where they're at where they've been all of that stuff locations and where they're at, where they've been all of that stuff and it's a very well, very well thing, or if someone's hiding it.
Speaker 2:That's crazy to me, though. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, but the fact that you bring all this up, I'm just like dude. Just the thought of somebody having to do all of that for me this is just my personal opinion. It sounds so exhausting like dude. You know what that is so much to go through just to mess with somebody else. Like, if you're gonna mess with somebody else, then just don't be in a relationship, bro.
Speaker 1:You can mess with anybody you want, and you want the ugly truth what's the ugly truth? It's fun. There are no fucks given.
Speaker 2:It's fun yeah, it's ugly it is.
Speaker 1:That is ugly. It's fun, and I'm telling you this as a like, not like a controversial thing, like oh my God, I can't believe. Yeah, like, how dare. Like, it's not that.
Speaker 2:It's a little legit. That's your personal opinion.
Speaker 1:It's my personal opinion, because it's fun to those individuals because they don't care or maybe they do care, but they realize that you as an individual, a person who's loving your significant other, has changed significantly in the relationship to be able to show that things have changed. Sex has changed, drive has changed, careers have changed Throughout your entire life. People will change no matter what and things happen, and sometimes there's those accidental cheatings. There is no accidents when it comes to cheatings.
Speaker 2:There are very accidental cheatings because you can Is there, though, because at some point, at any point during the course of whatever, there's a choice that needs to be made.
Speaker 1:Oh, you want to know. You want to know some accidental ones. It's a choice.
Speaker 2:No, it's not, it can't be like. Oh, I was forced.
Speaker 1:No, no, it's not forced, it's not forced. Okay, then how?
Speaker 2:is it accidental?
Speaker 1:Oh, you're going to love it.
Speaker 2:How is it accidental?
Speaker 1:You have to make the choice to go along with something or accept something or allow something. You have not done an accidental thing with somebody when you're fucking drunk, high on some type of drug, and you're just two people that are vibing and you are not. You're not coherent and it sucks, because I'm not making excuses for anybody.
Speaker 1:This is not an excuse and this is not an outlet to go oh, I'm gonna go get drunk, so I can have sex with somebody right it's just that when you are in a particular type of place or setting and you're having a good time and two people are having a conversation, that energies do match. Sometimes you're just having a good time and then you're just drunk and two people who are casually having sex will just have sex, not even thinking about the consequences that come with it, because you can go.
Speaker 1:you can go far in drinking, right uh-huh how many times have you just done something and you're just like I don't remember anything and you're waking up naked to somebody no, and I love that you brought that up, because I'm like now's, like, oh, my brain is sparkling right now.
Speaker 2:My brain is sparkling no, because I've gotten so drunk where I was literally on the edge of alcohol poisoning I completely shut down those who can handle their alcohol.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I was non-functional. I had no motor skills whatsoever. They put me on the couch and I literally stayed there. I hear everything and I could see everything. I could not move, I couldn't respond, I could blink my eyes yeah but not in a yes or no manner. You know what I mean. Like I couldn't move a finger, but I knew what was going on and, in all honesty, like we were in a group setting you know it was for my birthday.
Speaker 2:We're in a group setting or whatever, and there was a particular person that was single and he was always like trying to flirt or whatever but, in in retrospect, like had he tried, which he didn't, thankfully, respect. But I don't think I would have because, no, I'm still consciously aware, like, yes, you are conscious, but remember what I said, but remember what I.
Speaker 1:It's two people who are genuinely having a conversation, getting to know them, getting to know each other, and you're just having drinks. I'm not talking about somebody who is trying to make a move or trying to get into your pants for whatever reason. I'm just talking about two people having a casual conversation, making sure one person gets to the next and just being the protective type, right? So save, um, uh, I'll use me and john doe as an experience. I don't know who the fuck john doe is, but we'll, we'll give him a big dick.
Speaker 1:So me and me and john doe are having a having a good time. Right, and me and my husband, we have a closed relationship. It's monogamous, but he trusts me to go out. Respect the relationship. That's our deal, right? Right, me and john doe were having a fucking great time. He was like hey, man, can I buy you a shot? Yeah, I do. Let's like's bring this. You know, slam them. So you're having a good time and you're drinking and you're having conversation. You have, you know anime and comic books, you know music and stuff, and you're just having a good time. And now you're doing this number like tapping the shoulder.
Speaker 2:Right Now there's physical contact.
Speaker 1:Now there's physical contact between both parties, and Now there's physical contact between both parties, and then now you're holding each other and you're just dancing and you don't care, right.
Speaker 1:You're like, dude, I need to go home, I'm going to get an Uber. You're like hey, do you mind if I'll ride with you? The same Uber will pay for it and blah, blah, blah, blah and we'll go from there. So you do all of that, right, and with that being said, you go, okay, cool. So by the end of the night you're still laughing and you're uber. You might be getting handsy, but you don't realize it. But you realize like, no, yeah. Then you realize you're just like oh, man, we shouldn't. You're just like, yeah, I know, I was like okay, okay, I'll stop. You're like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1:But later on you're like talking still and laughing, and then now it's the touch becomes more like your fit. Your, your sexual tension becomes very high, you know, at the same time, right, so now that Uber has dropped you off, and you're like well, here, let me walk you to the door and whatnot, or whatever. You're like okay, thank you so much. I appreciate it. You get to the door because everything's becomes genuine. You get to the door because everything becomes genuine. All of a sudden you stumbled over him. You stumble over him and then you lock eyes All of a sudden. Y'all are kissing.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Right Now I'm thinking of it and people are like you're having a good fucking story. Yeah, I know right, this is awesome. Follow along.
Speaker 2:I'm still like choices.
Speaker 1:OK, ok, yeah, you're still like choices, but you don't what I mean, that it's like. I'm not, like I said, I'm not defending any of it at all whatsoever. And when I say it's accidental, it's because two people are just having chemistry, having a good time, and that's when it becomes very like you finally done it.
Speaker 1:The deed is done you fall asleep and you both wake up and you're like, oh fuck, because all guilt has gone and left the building. Every single aspect of it has been gone. Now, what is up to you? I broke a rule. I said I can one not say anything about it Period, because I don't remember that night at all. Like I just got home, we had fun, we had a good time, you know whatnot remember that night at all. Like I just got home, we had fun, we had a good time, you know whatnot. And just crashing out. You know. The second thing is either he's going to remember it or I'm going to remember it and it's going to have that weighing of that guilty conscience. So I have a choice, and the choice is always not to say anything. It's fine. Now, if you do say something, you know the consequences already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the consequences are very dire, like it's very like yeah, because somebody's gonna get hurt, right, no matter what it's not gonna be you, it's gonna be the other person.
Speaker 1:So that's the main, main thing. Is it worth it? No, it's not. Did you fuck up? Yeah, you did. You did fuck up, and I don't condone it. It's just it's so weird because it's like I'm not talking about it. Oh well, how dare you say it was an accidental thing? I'm just saying it can be if it wants to be, but I know it's not an excuse. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say like I know you're inebriated and I know your your ability to make decisions is heavily impaired, but at the end you still make decisions the decision was made.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, but two people had the consensual. You chose.
Speaker 2:You still chose your. You know you're drunk, you're in the moment, you're feeling homeboy, you're vibing and the chemistry is going.
Speaker 1:And you still chose like but here's the thing, because now you have, you may not remember the following day, but you chose.
Speaker 2:I'm still gonna go with this because I'm in the moment right now.
Speaker 1:Okay, so let's paint another picture. So you and homeboy are having fun, you lean over and you fall onto him. He kisses you, but you're already passed out.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's not okay so here's where the no, this is where it becomes very dark. So trigger warning now. So you're finally having touch and you having feelings or whatnot. You get the person to the room or whatnot, but you're, the person doesn't do anything to you, he just puts you down and lays you down, and he tells his Uber hey, I'm going to stay here Comes in and gets you undressed and everything and then you sleep, but you'll are both naked in the same bed laying down. Nothing didn't happen. Partner walks in.
Speaker 2:Ooh yeah, you ain't getting out of it.
Speaker 1:You're not, but nothing happened. It was just that's gonna be incredibly hard to prove yeah incredibly so that's where I'm just saying it's accidentally.
Speaker 1:Now, what I'm saying when I say trigger warning is because the other thing is, of course you already know it's gonna be sa, okay, of course. So that's just the main thing that happens. But that becomes like you don't remember anything. The guy left took his uber, blah blah. Yeah, went there. But the reason I'm saying is because the person probably didn't know you didn't have a significant other. Because sometimes when I go out, I take my rings off. My rings don't go anywhere with me when I'm at the bars, because the last thing I need is, you know, these that go missing. I wash my hands, they slip, they fall. If I'm fucking drunk and buzz and they fall into the sink, I'm fucked. Yeah, you know what I mean. So I take off my rings. So it's those things that people don't realize. If someone doesn't have a ring on, if people don't and I know, and I fucking know there are people out there If my man took his fucking ring off, I would kill him. Congratulations, kudos to you. Understand, I get that.
Speaker 2:For me. This ain't about you. This is not about you.
Speaker 1:This is about my money. I spend a lot of money on these. I think the only one that's cheap is going to be this one here, because he got it off of Wishto, but still it's scary. So I try to make sure I take off my rings and so does he right. And there's times where I forget my rings when I'm going to work. I'm just like shit. I can go like a week or two without my rings. I'm just like shit. I keep forgetting my rings not on purpose, it's not, I don't do it on purpose, or anything like that.
Speaker 1:But that's where the thing becomes like we didn't do anything. But your husband caught you in bed naked, or your girlfriend walked in on you having sex or laying down naked. He didn't tell me he had anybody. We didn't do anything. I swear. I just didn't want him to be alone and whatnot. I kind of cleaned up a bit. He was laying naked. I put the blanket on inside of mine. I got naked too as well. So you know, just in case anything was to happen, you know whatnot? Blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 2:Just like like it's fucking weird, it's so fucking weird, but it's even weirder, but it's like if you knew you were conscious enough to take care of somebody was like here, let me get naked too, just in case. I mean because what if the conversation was like here? Let me get naked too, just in case.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean because what if the conversation was like I mean, we don't know the conversation. What if the conversation was just like they were talking having a good time? Oh, yeah, I like sleeping naked. Me too. I love sleeping naked. It's like so much fun. You know, maybe that was a conversation y'all had. So I'm being considerate. I want to take off his clothes and shoes, wipey, to clean them all down a little bit and do what I have to do. Make sure he's clean, you know, but no, he's fine, so that's hilarious. So then my turn. I'm gonna get naked now and do what I need to do. So, yeah, because we had that conversation, so kudos, you know. But I'm not. I'm not expecting like boyfriend to fucking show up and be like what the fuck is going on? Uh, nothing, nothing, nothing at all. Um, I don't even know how I got here in the first place. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1:Nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2:Nothing at all.
Speaker 1:I don't even know how I got here in the first place. Why are you naked? I don't even know how I'm naked either. Did we do anything? I would remember if we did. Oh fuck, this is not going to end well. So it becomes that you know what I mean. So there's a lot of different scenarios, but people just still are like grr, you know, and I get it. Is cheating fun for anybody? No, it's not. It's never fun for anybody. Will I still continue to mess with cheaters? Yeah, I would, because I'm not actively looking for anybody to ruin a relationship. If I was bored and had nothing else better to do, then probably I'm not bored and I have something to do I got too much to do.
Speaker 1:I don't have a reputation to keep. You know I'm a. I'm a hoe, but I'm a good hoe. I have a respectable streak.
Speaker 2:So title of that book.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, exactly, him, him, he, him, ho. More of the story of fuck cheaters. Oh dear, don't you sleep with them? Yes, I was like really, Be happy it's with me and not somebody else who's a Tattletail. Try all you might, you can't get me pregnant.
Speaker 1:They're like. That's why. But it's even worse, though, when it's a straight couple and the straight guy is having sex with other men. It hurts and it stings and I'm just like that's the only ones I don't touch, is that? So I try to stay away from married men, especially straight married men. That's the only ones I don't touch, is that? So, yeah, I try to stay away from married men, especially straight married men, because, look, I cheated on my ex-girlfriend with another man once before and we caught gonorrhea on chlamydia, and I'm not trying to like relive that bullshit again. So I try to stay away from straight married men because I don't fuck with them. I mean, the last thing I need is somebody to be like oh my man, because I don't fuck with them. I mean the last thing I need is somebody be like oh my god, it was you. You, so I know you said, and because I used to mess with them a long time ago until I met one of them at a store and I just went by, I would ignore it.
Speaker 1:What does this motherfucker do? Wave at here at the bottom of the waistline, and what does the wife do? Do you know him? No, then why did he wave at you. I did, he wave, I didn't. I'm like I'm sorry, who are you? I don't even know who you are, because I got my husband cheating with another man and he waved at you. I'm like, honey, I I'm, I'm here just shopping who is your husband? And I'll turn around. I'm just like I still don't know your husband.
Speaker 2:Later, fred Y'all need to work this out. Fred, get your girl.
Speaker 1:Y'all need to work that out, because you do know my husband. I don't know, I just guessed the name. I just said hey, fred, was his name really Fred? I'm just fucking like bullshitting. He goes. You know his name was Fred. Don't fucking lie to me, dude. He goes. You know his name was Fred. Don't fucking lie to me, dude. I called everybody Fred and I'm fucking like buying into it Like, hey, fred, hey, fred, hey.
Speaker 2:Fred, you just didn't have an extra with the role.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I really am, and I'm trying to be so fucking masculine and straight. Yeah, no man, I don't know who that guy is, I don't know. I. And straight like yeah, no man, I don't know who that guy is, I, I don't know, I don't know at all whatsoever. But you know what? I I'll tell you what. If you know, if my, if my girl ever caught me like that, I, I would hope she would cut off my dick. That would that would be the number one crime that is so extra.
Speaker 2:Can I finish my shopping so I can order my lifted truck?
Speaker 1:can I go because my lifted truck here with my small dick. I need to get back to where I need to be. I mean, I got my F-150 outside in the back. Right now with you know it's an F-350.
Speaker 2:An F-350. Get a ride.
Speaker 1:You know, I just got to get back out there, man it's a lifted Dodge. Ram. Hey yo bro, Keep it good, Keep it straight and keep your dick out of other men's man, that's just weird that's, that's gay, gay, fag. See I, I don't even like gay people. I say that I set the f word, I said fag, that's, that's bad right you're the worst y'all, y'all g, I'll see you, I'll see a good girl. Hey yo, if you need a good lawyer, let me know I want to be there just to witness everything.
Speaker 1:I'm just in the aisle like like yo, like yo, baby girl, if you need, if you need a lawyer, I'll get you a lawyer, baby girl, because I I know the top of the line, the best of the best, the quiet ones, that will get you the good money I know a good lawyer because I slept with him anyways I get you one more of the story.
Speaker 1:We're not going to talk about that, but I got you. It's just like y'all, man. I'll see you later. Man, I'm about to head out. My name is jesse james later fred, call me later fred. Hey, you still got that mole on your ass. Oh my god, I don't know anybody with the mole on your ass.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I don't know anybody with a mole on their left butt?
Speaker 1:cheek what are you talking about? Does he have extra skin? No, he's cut, right, he's cut. How'd you know he was uncut? Now, yo, baby girl, I'm just it's 50-50 with that, it's 50-50. So you know, it's like you, you, it's like you. You can have a small lip or fat lips, I don't. You know it's either or either word. And from the size of you I could see why he would cheat. So is this is this why we're bitter?
Speaker 2:is this why we're bitter?
Speaker 1:oh, I wouldn't. But you know the fun fun fact is that, yes, I did see him, that did happen, and I'm just like, no, like I don't know, am I like I didn't. She was persistent on it and and he's just like I wasn't waving at him. I was trying to clean up my pants, like you know, kind of bullshit type thing and I'm just like, look, I gotta go shopping. This is I don't know who you are. Bless your heart. I'm sorry. Um, we love this for you, we really do. Um, wish you will, godspeed, I gotta go. Later I get a message Ding. Thank you, god, dude, you're not helping your case.
Speaker 2:Dude, you suck at this. Don't call me.
Speaker 1:Like how fucking dare you do Like I'm done? I'm done, like I said, more of the story Fuck cheaters, just don't fuck them. Fuck cheaters, just don't fuck them. Unless you have me that have no standards, then take them.
Speaker 2:You have no standards. That's horrible.
Speaker 1:My standards are pretty low, damn, damn.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:Look, I learned my lesson. I don't fuck anybody that's higher than ryan. So yeah, nope, you stay. You stay underneath that borderline it's smart but he's ugly. What do you mean? It's honey. You just you said yes to that, like you, you said yes to crater face. I I can't help you on that taser face taser face I had to.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry I said in the video hey, you guys, oh man metaphorical oh man. Well, that's the end of the podcast. Guys, I do appreciate it. Hey, let us know in the comments below. Tell us what you actually think. How do you feel about cheaters?
Speaker 2:What is y'all's cheating story?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what is y'all's Hashtag cheating stories? Hashtag, fuck you Jess.
Speaker 2:Hashtag how dare you?
Speaker 1:Hashtag you're a bitch for this one. No, literally. Take your man too and your little dog too.
Speaker 2:Okay, Wicked.
Speaker 1:Witch, you're going to have to drop a house on my ass. Yeah, so that's the end of the Mature Mischief podcast. I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host, Dee Dee.
Speaker 1:Until we meet again. You fucking whores and queers and cheaters Love y'all. Bye, Ciao.
