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What Happens When Two Friends Have No Filter?
Hey Gremlyns
Step into the wonderfully chaotic world of Jesse James and Dee Dee as they navigate life's unexpected pathways in this episode of Mature Mischief Podcast. What begins as Jesse's contemplation of nail technician courses quickly spirals into a delightfully unhinged conversation about everything from foot care to fetishes.
After a recent trip to Lucky's Nail Supply, Jesse finds himself at a crossroads—should he pursue nail technology while continuing his computer science studies? The practical challenges of adding another commitment to his schedule collide with his genuine interest in nail artistry. Through their candid discussion, the hosts explore how we balance new passions against existing responsibilities, and whether hobbies need to become careers to be worthwhile.
The conversation takes a meaningful turn as Jesse invites listeners to submit anonymous questions about LGBTQ+ topics they might be hesitant to ask in everyday settings. "I would love people to ask me the weirdest questions that they want to ask other gay people," Jesse shares, creating a judgment-free zone for cultural education through humor and honesty. This moment showcases the podcast's unique ability to blend entertainment with social impact, fostering understanding through authentic dialogue.
What truly sets this episode apart is the unfiltered friendship between Jesse and Dee Dee. From Jesse's vivid description of his "hillbilly pinky toe" to spontaneous nipple-pinching confessions and an impromptu discussion about "Vienna sausage fingers," their natural chemistry creates moments of pure comedic gold. Their ability to move effortlessly between thoughtful conversation and absurd tangents demonstrates why listeners connect so deeply with Mature Mischief—it captures the essence of real friendship, complete with inside jokes, embarrassing admissions, and genuine support.
Have questions you've been afraid to ask? Submit them anonymously through our fan mail link, and join us next week for another adventure in mature mischief!
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What's up, gremlins? Welcome to another podcast. My name is Jesse James. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drift heel. This is the mature mischief podcast, fuck me beautiful wasn't it wonderful, beautiful. Thank you, thank you, bravo, bravo. Thank you appreciate it. I wish I had a little clapping sound like the little yeah the little audience. You know what I can. I could edit it and put it in here, but the editorial is gonna put it under video and not audio, so I know.
Speaker 2:We're learning.
Speaker 1:We're still learning.
Speaker 2:Yay. Why that tone?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I was watching the fucking Goonies the other day. Hey you guys, I'm like.
Speaker 2:In case you haven't picked up on it, we're already on some shit, just saying.
Speaker 1:We're not even fucking on Delirium right now. No, we're on something.
Speaker 2:I don't know what we're on, but we're on something.
Speaker 1:We're on that. Jason's Deli bullshit. That muffalata fucked us up, dude.
Speaker 2:Dude, that was great.
Speaker 1:It was amazing, but man, it cleared me out.
Speaker 2:This salad cleared you out.
Speaker 1:Not that, Not the sandwich Dude those man I fucking got up on those fucking banana peppers, dude.
Speaker 2:That's what screwed you up.
Speaker 1:Those banana peppers were so good, though I'm not even gonna fucking fret on that shit because we have left off.
Speaker 2:Uh, because the sandwich was delicious it was it was.
Speaker 1:I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I am your host, jesse james and I am your co-host.
Speaker 2:Dd d.
Speaker 1:Dee, Dee, what it do, sister Dee. You know everyone's going to get my name too, because I keep saying Jesse James.
Speaker 2:I know Jesse. Jesse James, you'd be like is he French?
Speaker 1:No, I'm a bitch.
Speaker 2:You're not wrong.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not. You're not wrong at all.
Speaker 2:At all.
Speaker 1:They're going to think I'm special Dude.
Speaker 2:I was like that is not far from the truth, is it though? Is it really they're going to think I'm special?
Speaker 1:My mommy says I'm special.
Speaker 2:You already are special.
Speaker 1:You know I'm trying my best not to be, but it's not working out so well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't work that way. That's why.
Speaker 1:No, you don't think so that's not fucked up shit try all you want well, look, I'm in a little dilemma here. So I want, I want, I want the viewers advice and I want to go and ham with this and I want to say this is that, um, y'all have a good night, that's it he's gay he's gay. I'm having a dilemma. Should I go back to being straight again and being with women? Wow should I, can you?
Speaker 2:imagine I was just about to say can you imagine somebody asking that question? Wow, you know what? I would hope somebody would ask me the brain way.
Speaker 1:I would love, I would love people to ask me the most weirdest questions that they want to ask other gay people. But they're too afraid to ask them because they get too offended too easily.
Speaker 2:Beautiful.
Speaker 1:Right, beautiful, very beautiful.
Speaker 2:We should pick a day. We should pick a day. No, you don't even have to pick a day. If you guys have questions, y'all can put it in anonymously.
Speaker 1:They can put it in anonymously.
Speaker 2:They can put it in anonymous. Yeah, because we have a fan mail thing. Yes, so we should share the link and if you guys have questions, you can submit it anonymously, if you'd like I'm sure ask me any.
Speaker 1:Any ask any question that is stereotypically anything.
Speaker 1:Yes, please ask me because you know why I always find it funny and I find it humorous because I do it too as well it's when people ask in your relationship who's the female and who's the male in the relationship. That's funny, easy answer I'm both. But most days I am more the female in the relationship than anything else, because my husband can be very manly at times and I mean, and he may have the gay voice, but let's put it lightly I am the woman in the relationship because I am. I'm the psychopath. I'm the psychopath. Wow, are you going to tell me I'm wrong? Wow, I am the psychopath. Women are not psycho. Well, and that besides from you, I was going to say what are you saying?
Speaker 1:I mean well, not besides from you. I was gonna say what are you?
Speaker 2:saying I mean, you do have some tendencies, do I?
Speaker 1:they're there oh do I they're secretly there, they're there, they're there oh, they're there, oh come on the next fucking surprise tell me your red flags without telling me your red flags, without telling me red flags no, no, no, I I don't know.
Speaker 2:I've never been the kind of person to waste my time doing psycho things yeah, me neither, it's just me like, do I have the tendency?
Speaker 1:of course, I mean I mean, I like a good psychopath occasionally apparently a lot of people do I, I can't help. It's latino in us, it's a lat Latino man. We're like a psychopath, that's just weird.
Speaker 2:I'm like you like being stressed and aging twice as fast, have you?
Speaker 1:ever seen a Latino man ever age gracefully, exactly no, that's what I said Like y'all like that.
Speaker 2:Yes, you like the torture.
Speaker 1:It's like Vegeta and Goku they like a strong woman. That's what I said. Like y'all like that. Yes, like the torture. It's like vegeta and goku, they they like a strong woman. That's what it draws to. They're wired this way. You didn't know that. I, I don't know what it is. I can't tell you because it's like I can't say anything like that for my husband because he's not a psychopath, I mean, he's bitchy. But even that bitchiness gives me a lot, of, a little bit of satisfaction, because I'm just like shut the fuck up, dude, because it gives me an excuse to be more of an asshole.
Speaker 1:So I'm like I need an excuse touche, touche but if you know me, I'm not an asshole unless I have to be, unless I have to be. But sometimes when it's like oh, this place, okay, you could really fucking just do it yourself. Why are you fucking bitching like there's no need for it, like just shut the fuck up and he goes, why are you being such an asshole because you're asking? You're being a fucking dumb ass like stop it, stop it and he gets mad and then later on I'm sorry, I go, I'm not, I saw what I said, bitch do you need me to say it again?
Speaker 1:but you know what? I don't know what it is, though, it's just, we're built this way.
Speaker 2:I'm just improperly, I get it yeah, literally we.
Speaker 1:We're glutton for a punishment like I don't know what it is I can't tell you what it is, but that's what it is hilarious it very is, though but I I think it's also in all different cultures, because culture, culturally, it's all differently you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I know one person, uh, who is indian and who's from india, and he's like. He said he got into an argument with his wife and he had hit her and I'm like, why did you do that? She doesn't listen. In our culture that's what we do. I'll say, bro, can I hit you, and would that be okay? Because I'm mexican and sometimes that could be part of the culture too, like we're matching cultures today, bitch, I just don't like that. It's just culturally.
Speaker 1:I don't. I really don't care for it. But enough about that. Anyway, I am in a and I need somebody to help me out with this, because I am going to school and I'm trying to finish up my computer science. Right, but you're a bitch ass Me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you, I didn't do nothing oh you did plenty.
Speaker 1:You know what you did.
Speaker 2:You are the one that took us there.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, Excuse the fuck out of me. That was awesome. I'm just like you want to go check it out? Yeah, let's go check it out. Well, we both agreed.
Speaker 2:How dare you bring me here, your face?
Speaker 1:Oh, I started on that, you did. You stumbled for, like your face. Oh, I stuttered, you did.
Speaker 2:You stumbled for like 10 seconds.
Speaker 1:Oh, fuck you.
Speaker 2:I was like did I get you Did?
Speaker 1:I actually get, jesse. You fucking did you have me stuttering the fuck?
Speaker 2:Fuck you. So anyways about my bitch ass.
Speaker 1:Okay, so this bitch ass here, Sister D, decided to go to this beautiful nail place that can be great for all nail techs called Lucky it's Lucky's.
Speaker 2:Nail Supply.
Speaker 1:Lucky's Nail Supply Great place to go and get your shit that you need. And I am in awe with it Because it's like, ah, this is and, but it's something about that smell. I just love that that Neltec smell it's you know you're in the right place when it smells that good You're just like it's the monomer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's what it is it's the monomer.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck that was in there, but I had a big back moment.
Speaker 2:I'm just like, like, is that barbecue sauce? I was like, oh, it's not barbecue sauce you got for those of y'all that are in the cosmetology business, it was a jar.
Speaker 1:It was a I'm sorry gallon of barbicide, not barbecue sauce. Barbicide. Okay, first of all it said barbecue sauce when I first saw it, and then I saw it, the next thing it's whatever word you said, barbicide. So like I was like, oh, barbecue, oh, that's not how you spell barbecue sauce that is hilarious.
Speaker 2:Barbicide is a hardcore, cleaner mind you is it really? Yes, it is holy shit, that's the blue liquid that they have inside the jars when you go get your hair cut and all the combs are in there that's what that is, because it kills anything.
Speaker 1:And it looks like barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2:No bitch, it's blue liquid.
Speaker 1:Is it really?
Speaker 2:It looks like blue water, huh yeah.
Speaker 1:It looked like barbecue sauce to me.
Speaker 2:The name looked like barbecue sauce.
Speaker 1:The jug looked like barbecue sauce. It did, it wasn't. It's Barbicide, barbicide, barb this.
Speaker 2:I think I still have. No, I don't have no more barbicide.
Speaker 1:No, but.
Speaker 2:I have the barbicide, the jar.
Speaker 1:The jar. Yeah, I still have that.
Speaker 2:I have a lot of my salonic supplies still yeah, they're in the storage.
Speaker 1:So it made me want to think to either go to a tech class for A Nelk tech course, nelk tech course, but my dilemma is finding the time to do it. Yeah, finding the time to do it, because I don't mind doing it, I really don't. It's just I don't want to have to take the time to do it does that make sense?
Speaker 1:like it sounds like fun. I just don't. I don't have the time to funds or to be able to. I mean I got the funds, I just don't have the time to funds or to be able to. I mean, I got the funds, I just don't have the time to do it. You know what I mean. So it would be great if that's all it was, and I was already fucking like banking on trying to do it. It's just because here's the thing I do love my feet. I love my feet a lot, but my pinky toe is starting to look a little rough, and I mean rough. I got my mama's pinky toe. People are like where's your mom's side street, my pinky toe? I got my mama pinky toe. It look ugly.
Speaker 2:I like how only your pinky toe has a voice.
Speaker 1:That pinky toe looking rough Rough. I don't know what it's doing, but it's talking.
Speaker 2:How is the pinky toe way more manly? It's a hillbilly pinky toe it's a hillbilly Than the rest of your foot or yourself.
Speaker 1:The other ones are like hey, girl, we here shining Like a diamond. You like that pink polish? So cute, isn't it? But my big toe, my big toe, I don't know what my big toe is your pinky toe. My pinky toe is looking rough. My big toe, it's starting to curve.
Speaker 2:Your pinky toe needs some attention. So does my big toe. It's starting to curve Like ooh. Your pinky toe needs some attention.
Speaker 1:So does my big toe, my left.
Speaker 2:Oh no, you're so sorry, your big toe needs attention oh it really does, because it's huggy.
Speaker 1:I don't know why it's huggy, but it's not supposed to be huggy. It's supposed to be flatline. It's supposed to be huggy, but my nail wanted to hug. I, I wanted to hug. I know I need some hugs in my life, but not my big toe, not my big toe.
Speaker 2:I totally think you should. Like I said, it's fun.
Speaker 1:It sounds like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:It's fun because it's very creative and you get to use your imagination. You get to play with colors and jewelry and sparkly things.
Speaker 1:I want to do it because I have this foot fetish, kinky type thing, and I would definitely try to make some money off of that because it would be fun, it would it? I would call it now ology, like sexology, now ology, and xoxoxo.
Speaker 1:Just read between lines triple x I'm I'm pretty sure I swear I've heard that somewhere, I just don't know there's people that actually do it on the dl and I've seen videos of people who do do it for fun and whatnot. They just have to sign a waiver and all of that stuff which is granted, which is the thing to actually do, or whatnot and they do it, for they do it at night they have night like type of the nightlife type thing.
Speaker 1:um, I wouldn't do it, mind doing it at my house, so if I can open up my own little place. But I definitely want to go through the whole process of learning it and whatnot, only because I, it's a, it looks like fun, it looks interesting and I do want to take care of myself just a little bit better. It's I. I just have this thing about my feet. I want my feet to look good Because men, feet are ferocious.
Speaker 1:I mean ferocious, ferocious Like damn. You should not be wearing flip-flops, because I mean our feet, they fucking, they stink. I mean I do like a good stinky feet, sometimes depending on the foot, depending on the foot, because there's some good smelly feet out there. But why am I putting my business out there about feets? Oh my god, I just don't know when to stop. I don't know when to stop. Y'all, are y'all already knowing so much about me already? But anyway, that's hilarious. I just, I don't know. There's just anybody. Has Y'all already know so much about me already? But anyway, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:I just, I don't know. There's just anybody has half a fetish, or is it just me? No, there's a lot of people out there.
Speaker 2:I was going to say like dude, are you kidding? There's a whole community for it.
Speaker 1:Thank you, there's a whole community for it. There's a whole community for it. A little oversaturated now, you know I'm I'm not, no, I am picky about a man's foot because there's some men's feet that are online. I'm just like, oh, that's, that's rough dude, you need a, you need a deep, clean motherfucker do something with that.
Speaker 1:But you know what? I'm actually really happy that my foot does not need the cheddar block. It doesn't give me the cheddar cheese, but I think it's because I don't wear a lot of heat. I don't wear a lot of open, like a lot of open toes, but some women's feet too, just looking a little rough. I'm just saying I get it, I get it, but I kind of want to be more catering to like people being able to afford a good pedicure, because pedicures are a little expensive for my taste, like they really are. Um, but uh, I just want to know what goes into taking care of your feet, because or my hands, I, I know I'm late in the game for a lot of it. I know it's never too late for anything, but for me it's just like I'm trying to take more better care of myself. Like I'm starting to feel like the the meat sweats. I'm starting to feel that butter, biscuit, deep fry, that canola oil is dripping through me. Gross, yeah, really, you're telling me I was not even expecting that.
Speaker 2:It just came out of nowhere like okay, cool, we're talking about, you know, nails and taking better care of yourself, and pedicures and meat sweats but I did like the nail salon.
Speaker 1:I did like the nail salon. It's the, it's a nail uh supply company called lucky's right lucky's uh nail supply. It's fucking awesome. I didn't know lotions can be that cheap.
Speaker 2:It was like a candy store and it sucked because I didn't have a lot of candy money.
Speaker 1:I'm just excited to try that one little scrub that I have, Because that looks like fun yeah it does. I'm going to fucking scrub Scrub-a-dub-dub.
Speaker 2:I just wanted to take so much stuff. I was like no.
Speaker 1:No, no. When we have more money, we will.
Speaker 2:No, we will.
Speaker 1:But there is that little nail file that I saw. That was that you plug in, just oh the drill, yeah the drill. The drill actually looks a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you see the freaking display that they have with all the drill bits yeah, the tear thing, I'm just like yeah, it makes it super, super fast, it makes the job super fast can I get all the drill? Bits you can. It's gonna be expensive, but you can think about it. If you have it all, you're prepared I would need one of everything in that store it's just.
Speaker 1:It's. Yeah, you're right, so that's.
Speaker 2:I think that's why they wear the mask so, which is great because I can, I don't mind wearing that so that's fine I'm always.
Speaker 1:I'm always something like. I always see no text. When they wear and then keep their hand, they're like right underneath their nose and just like why it's defeating the purpose.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like you're breathing in particles of people's nails in your nose in your nose.
Speaker 1:Like you're going to get athlete's foot in your nose from the dust.
Speaker 2:Do you get athlete's nose?
Speaker 1:You get a fucked up nose. That's what you get. So fucked up. You're going to be like, ooh, is that mocos? No, that's athlete's foot.
Speaker 2:Ew.
Speaker 1:It's a. Thing. It's a real motherfucking thing. Look it up. You don't want to. I know some of y'all are fucking going to look it up you don't want to.
Speaker 2:I know some of y'all are fucking gonna look it up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't, but that's what happens when you're not like being very, very sanitized for a lot of their shit, like you just come on, stay clean, be clean this is that's why I said you're dealing with other peach in my nipple.
Speaker 2:What the french? Because you're thinking about them.
Speaker 1:Pedicures stop being weird, bro. I'm glad we're not recording. Do that in your own dude.
Speaker 2:That would have been awesome.
Speaker 1:That would have been awesome I'm over here just pitching my nipples. I'm like man, my nipples are hard that is hilarious I was just gonna say, because you're thinking, of your freaking pedicures, that's why my nipples are just hard. You're thinking of this, you're thinking of the stinky feet? Yeah, I don't know why my nipples are just hard. I don't know why You're thinking of the stinky feet. Yeah, I don't know why it's a fetish, oh that's hilarious.
Speaker 2:Stop being weird. We're doing a podcast.
Speaker 1:Again, I'm trying to Do that shit on your own time. I am Do it.
Speaker 2:Do that on your own time, don't judge me. Don't judge me, monkey. I'm not judging you. I'm just telling you stop be professional. Yeah, right define being professional that doesn't exist in this podcast uh not with me, don't?
Speaker 1:it was a joke, get with it, it's, get with it.
Speaker 2:No, it's fine, get with it what is wrong.
Speaker 1:But you know what? Uh has anybody else gotten like a lot of ads through their fucking snapchat? Because I've been getting a shit ton of ads a lot of ads like people, adding you oh no I've been getting a shit ton oh, I've.
Speaker 2:I've kind of taken I don't know if anybody's bothered to notice, I don't really care um, I've kind of taken a step back from all my social medias all I noticed everything I think I got on today. Uh, just to wish johnny a happy birthday. It's james's brother's birthday oh yeah. So I was just like that I do because it's johnny ain't that fucking precious absolutely that's family.
Speaker 1:That's family and it's fucking family um, but that was my dilemma, because I'm trying to figure out if I want to go back, if I want to try it or not try it, but I don't have the schedule to do it I say continue with your schedule, dabble in it on the side for funsies and when you're done with your school schedule, you incorporate your funsy schedule it and it still works out, and the payments end up just getting reallocated to another true, course true and it's a win-win it's a
Speaker 2:win-win. Yeah, it's an advancement for you. You've already touched up on it, you've enjoyed it, you've had fun. Matter of fact, if you do that now, by the time you're done with your computer courses, you can be able to make a better decision on whether you actually want to still go to school for it or not. To be like, no, because I played with it enough, do I? Okay, now do I actually want to go to school for it and do something more? Or like, no, it's cool, I have my fun, I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean Because we know your history not being called out on that damn not being a bitch, but I would hate for you to waste money on something that you eventually decide?
Speaker 2:no, okay, I'm over it, it's been I wouldn't want you to wait, I wouldn't want you to waste tuition money no, you're right, you're, you're not wrong yeah, you're right. You're right, I'd rather use hobby money. You know what I mean but hear me out I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm afraid every time you say that man if it came in a form of kink and it was high paying dollars, I ain't gonna say no to that either, true?
Speaker 2:so yeah, but I'm just saying like it'll work out.
Speaker 1:You can't believe I'm gonna do this shit that was awesome.
Speaker 2:That was awesome. No, but it'll work out like I said. It gives you your play time to enjoy your hobby while you're still taking care of your business yeah, I guess. So anyways so incorporate that in your free time, because you're just you're doing it as a hobby you're doing it as a hobby. Enjoy that shit, try it out, why not? I told you I was licensed for this stuff. I'll freaking show you.
Speaker 2:I'll help you okay cool I mean not the kinky part, that's on you, but I can do the kinky part of my own, that's what I said. I can educate you. I'll show you mine if you show me yours that sounds so bad like you. We haven't said worse. I know, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:This one said like good thing, we're best friends.
Speaker 2:Good thing we're best friends, because jesse can get away with saying so much inappropriate stuff to me that people are like what? And it's like, oh yeah, he's gay. We're best friends we're best friends that way because that sounds bad, but trust we don't take it that way I could probably show you a pimp on my ass and be like what the fuck is that? And be like yeah, dude, you need to call the doctor, you need to like because that shit looks like it's getting infected.
Speaker 1:As opposed to. You're only supposed to have one hole, why do you have two?
Speaker 2:What You'd be like. I'm counting right, right. I know I hate math, but I swear you have one extra hole. That should not be there.
Speaker 1:I'm going to start talking to you, dee Dee.
Speaker 2:No, sir, I am known for a rat hole. You need a doctor and an exorcism. Just kidding.
Speaker 1:I had to stand up. My ADD was kicking in so bad. I keep moving in the fucking thing because there's like squeaks and everything. So I'm just like that's hilarious. It's so hot in here and I know it's just like it's. It's so hot in here and I know it's just like it's just, you're going through menopause, I think, so I am having a fucking hot flash.
Speaker 2:I'm like it's it's fucking hot, but I, I, I get hot and I sweat really easy.
Speaker 1:I am the coolest I don't know what it is person right now.
Speaker 2:I'm so comfortable. How are you hot?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think it's me sweats how you shat it out earlier I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1:I'm still feeling. I'm still feeling the tremors. That's what that is.
Speaker 2:That, or you're still getting hot over the, the nipple pinching from the petty oh my god, that was so fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:I just caught myself just like oh shit, I'm glad we're not recording that, because I'm just sitting here literally pinching my own nipples for some reason weirdo I catch myself, I'm at work, I'm just doing this number two, I pinch myself. I have no idea.
Speaker 2:Hilarious, the camera's like what is this guy doing? What kind of call is he taking? Somebody monitor that call is like somebody monitor that call like somebody monitor that. Call your like sir. Did you turn it off and then on again, like turn off and on what that's it. That's as far as I'm going oh my god, that's funny that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna start wearing nipple clamps. Do it, I will do it then you don't have to worry about playing with them you know how I know I got into like I know off subject, because we always do off subject, though you know how I got into a nipple play. Really, when you know those clothesline pins, I put them on my nipples and wait oh, this is all like earlier today.
Speaker 2:Earlier today, we were walking at the mall and this dude put his hand on a display case and I shocked the shit out of myself. He gets shocked and he gets all hot and bothered.
Speaker 1:I think I'm still feeling the effect on the head.
Speaker 2:I'm like, sir, this is not the time to play. Your electro toy is at home.
Speaker 1:You can do that in your own privacy I don't even know where in the fuck it's at.
Speaker 2:I gotta find it I was like, excuse me, that was a lot of money.
Speaker 1:You better find it, it's not even my stuff, and I'm getting after you. I know I know it was expensive because it was almost 200 bucks it was 215. So yeah, I better find5. So yeah, I better find it.
Speaker 2:So I'm like you better find it.
Speaker 1:It's just, I don't know, I need to find it that thing was cool, though it is cool, that thing was cool. I like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I found every time.
Speaker 2:I when What's-Her-Face was trying it on, I was like, oh, that feels so cool.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is, though, but that's a whole different podcast for another day, no, so, yeah, I don't know. I think I will give it a try to buy some of the stuff like here and there and see how I like it, because I do want to do my own nails, because I do like doing my own nails. I can do it because I have done it here with you before. So that's not the issue or the problem. I think the issue is just just finding, wanting to find time to actually do it, and I wish, I wish there was something that could be like I'll teach you, but we'll work on around your schedule, and then we can kind of do whatever. I'm just like sweet. I mean fucking down, fucking down, going down down, baby, oh, stream, baby, boom, boom. Okay, that was my zoomies, your zoomies, yeah, oh man. So, yeah, moral of the story is fuck life, because I'm broke and I can't do the things I wanted to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, but Today was a day for literally just that.
Speaker 1:Literally just window shopping. Literally just window shopping, literally just window shopping and I'm okay, you know what I'm here for? Because I do love it. I do like a good, good window shopping. Same I do because you know what?
Speaker 2:despite that, we went, because it was literally on a whim yeah, I was we were going to take care of a side quest that did not work out. It didn't pan out but we just went on a whim to walk around and it was awesome. It was awesome because it was fun it was a lot of fun because, um, because, we're just like we're just looking at things and enjoying it and trying, trying on 50 million sunglasses, which was hilarious. Those little, those little heart ones were cute.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I would wear them on a regular, though we went to earthbound and we were like looking at a bunch of um there was just so much stuff there uh yeah no, not really I like the skull candle I did like the skull candle.
Speaker 2:The skull candle was nice that ring, that ring with that freaking beetle. I'm telling you because I have, I have beetles, they're in my car oh yeah, those are actually really cute.
Speaker 1:James bought me. See, there's I didn't see how much that was I think this sucks about being a big guy or just a guy in general is sometimes when you're trying to find a ring size that fits you and nothing does.
Speaker 2:Well, it was adjustable. It had the. It was open at the bottom.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but even then it's just like because if you adjust it too much out, it'll crack.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So I got sausage fingers? Yeah, you do so.
Speaker 2:Yeah, freaking. You ever seen Joey's? I told him one time I said, dude, you got banana bunches. He does, which is hilarious.
Speaker 1:I think guys, that's why guys don't complain. They're just like oh, your fingers are amazing. Oh, my God, Thank you, Appreciate it. You know what you do with your sausage fingers. I you know what you do with your sausage fingers. I'm like bitch. I'll show you my Vienna sausage links.
Speaker 2:Give you my fingers.
Speaker 1:You mean my Viennas? I don't know, I can't handle big cocks. I got Vienna hands. I got the Vienna hands. They come in a pack of five On each side. Take a bit.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I'll give you the whole can.
Speaker 1:That was awesome. Oh God, we're such dorks.
Speaker 2:You want an individual weenie or the whole can?
Speaker 1:That's hilarious. Just don't poke them with no fucking toothpick, because that doesn't work. Ouch, that's what I like doing. I like getting the Vienna weenies with a toothpick and just popping them in. Ouch, that's what I like doing. I like getting the fiancini with a toothpick and just popping them in. I haven't had Vienna wiener sausages in a very long time. They do sound good right now With crackers, but you know, I'm also craving fucking oysters. Ew, you say ew, I say yum, you mean muggles, they're so good. They're so good.
Speaker 2:Reminds me of a good time.
Speaker 1:That's why you like it anywho, that's the end of our podcast. I am your host, jesse james and I am your co-host, didi this is the mature mischief podcast. Thanking you so much for tuning in. I do greatly appreciate every single one of y'all until we meet again. Love y'all, bye.
