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The Unexpected Delights of Our Guilty Pleasure Foods
Hey Gremlyns,
Comfort foods are more than just dishes we enjoy—they're emotional anchors that ground us during life's toughest moments. In this candid and often hilarious conversation, Jesse reveals his deep attachment to Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream, which first entered his life through an ex-girlfriend and has remained his go-to comfort ever since. Meanwhile, DeeDee confesses her need for heavy, carb-loaded macaroni and cheese with "five different cheeses, chicken, and buffalo sauce" when stress hits.
The episode takes an unexpected turn when Jesse shares his controversial comfort food combination—a peanut butter and jelly sandwich stuffed with multiple types of deli meat. This "Meat Lovers PB&J" horrifies DeeDee but sparks a deeper conversation about how our most unusual food preferences often connect to childhood experiences and emotional memories.
Beyond specific foods, we explore comfort restaurants (Whataburger for Jesse, pizza joints for DeeDee) and the physiological reality that our bodies sometimes reject these beloved comfort foods after we've abstained from them for extended periods. We also dive into concert experiences, specifically Jesse's recent disappointment with an artist's lack of personal interaction with fans, raising questions about what we expect from performers beyond their on-stage presence.
What strange food combinations bring you comfort during difficult times? Share your own #ComfortFoods with us and join the conversation about these deeply personal culinary connections that make us feel whole again.
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what's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is jesse james. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the mature mischief podcast. What it do wonderful yeah, yeah, you're doing, yes. Why are you looking at me like?
Speaker 2:that.
Speaker 1:You're looking at me like you're trying to kill me.
Speaker 2:No, I'm on a good streak here, I'm not going to say nothing. Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 1:Did I do something wrong?
Speaker 2:No, you did something great. Keep going, I'm not being sarcastic. Go ahead. What? Oh my god, wow, that sounds so fucking sarcastic. I did it. My bad, my bad. I'm really not being sarcastic.
Speaker 1:Oops, poopies, because you got me thinking did.
Speaker 2:I miss a fucking intro somewhere. No, okay, no, you're doing great. No joke, keep it going, dude. Are you snorting?
Speaker 1:are you?
Speaker 2:crying.
Speaker 1:It's okay, it's okay, I fucking hate you, I know I love you too. I know it, you know it. The whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host.
Speaker 2:Jesse James, and I am your co-host. Dee Dee. This episode is going to be awesome. I already know it.
Speaker 1:Sister Dee, what it do, I already know it. Sister D, what did you grow? Damn it.
Speaker 2:And you just ruined everything. You ruined everything.
Speaker 1:I figured that's what it was. That's what it was, that's what it was.
Speaker 2:Everything was going great. Never mind, I'm not in a good mood anymore. Now I will be sarcastic bitch.
Speaker 1:Oh, you made my head hurt so much you're welcome. You got me fucking crying you're welcome. This is awesome oh god, that's the end of our podcast. Oh man, we have wow we have a great podcast for y'all today, because this is going to be awesome we sure the hell do. Didi, you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2:nope, just kidding.
Speaker 1:I'm stuffing my face with fucking Ben and Jerry's about it. Nope, just kidding. I'm stuffing my face with fucking Ben and Jerry's.
Speaker 2:So, on that note, we're talking about comfort food, obviously, because you know Jesse's stuffing his face.
Speaker 1:It's so good With ice cream.
Speaker 2:I want them with ice cream.
Speaker 1:The chocolate's so good.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:It's the shit that I need just to get today rolling.
Speaker 2:Speaking of comfort food, totally off subject how are you gonna say speaking of comfort food, and then get totally off subject?
Speaker 1:because this is fun, because I'm gonna just real quick. So I was. So we had a vacation right and the vacation was actually really fun. We went to go see dicks and dollars. Um, what is my pet peeve when I meet people?
Speaker 2:what is your pet peeve?
Speaker 1:so if you're gonna meet, if you're gonna, if you're a small person, a small group, shouldn't you do like meet and greets or say hello, make it kind of personable?
Speaker 2:with a lot of things.
Speaker 1:That's my biggest pet peeve. And look, I love Dixon Dallas. He is a great individual, a great singer, a great songwriter. But can you get a little bit personable with the fans?
Speaker 2:just a little bit, not even a little bit, no not even audit, not an autograph, not nothing um interesting. No like meet and greet. No bouncing off the booty cheeks like I had to I get it, but it's whatever.
Speaker 1:Like I said, that was my only complaint during the whole fucking thing. It was just like I would love a little bit more interaction with you don't have to.
Speaker 1:If you don't want to, that is fine, I get it. I just would love something a little bit more personable from him. When you have a big following of fans that are there to see you and want to get more impersonable uh from him, uh, when you have a a big following of fans that are there to see you and want to get more personable I know a lot of people already had left, but it just didn't uh feel, I guess, genuine to me. Great guy on stage, he did a fantastic job. Um, like I said, just wanted something a little more personable. That's just me. I don't know how y'all feel about it if you got to meet somebody and they didn't have a vip package. Because I've seen snow, the product right. I've seen, uh, maria brings from in this moment. I got to see deftones. I mean I I will pay top dollar to go and see you right backstage. So that's it. That's my run for the day.
Speaker 2:So, um, but I was this why you're eating ice cream no you still sad about it?
Speaker 1:yes, uh, I kind of I'm a bit annoyed by it, though, because it's just like I'm not trying to find comfort and comfort food to be able to de-stress. You know how I feel it's just. I just would love something just a little bit more personable with the artist that I am actually seeing, because that's just how I see it. Look, I go to comic cons all the time and everything, and when you pay for something, I'm immediately I'm looking at, like how are you interacting with the fans? How is that actor doing? Is he great, is he personable? I'm just not looking at somebody who's on stage in front of the cameras and being like, oh, he's a great person. He seems so sweet. That's great, but it's the only sweet when the cameras are rolling right so that's kind of the main.
Speaker 1:My main thing is like um.
Speaker 2:And you can tell at cons yeah, you can tell. I love that there are people who legit want to become your best friend right then and there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2:I mean I'm just like oh, y'all are cool in real life. Yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1:But, yeah, seeing Dixon Dallas in concert was a lot of fun. I just wish that it was a little bit more personable. Yeah, I just wish that it was a little bit more personable. I really do, because you spend, I think, what? $40 $45? On a concert t-shirt. You know what I mean. I get it, you're paying for the merch, and look, we spent money for the tickets. I don't think there was a whole lot for the tickets either, though, but it would still have been nice to have that personable action.
Speaker 2:It would have made the whole experience. Oh, it would still have been nice to have that personal action.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it would have made the whole experience, oh it would have made the whole experience great, you know, but it is what it is at the end of the day. I just, like I said, I'm not trying to make it like um, a big ordeal over it. You know what I mean. So I don't know if anybody else mentioned on the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just if uh, if anybody feels the same way too, I'm just kind of. I'm kind of curious and how y'all feel about it. But anywho, comfort food. So I I love a good ice cream for comfort food I agree, but it's not my go-to for it's not yours. What's your go-to?
Speaker 2:my go-to is carbs. Can you tell you know?
Speaker 1:what you're not. It's pretty. You know what?
Speaker 2:It's pretty obvious. You know what.
Speaker 1:You're not wrong, but my comfort food is literally Ben and Jerry's ice cream, because I don't know something about it. It just feels so good. It's literally orgasm in your mouth. I can literally just sit down and just eat a fucking tub of ice cream if I could but you know, diabetes is a thing and just eat a fucking tub of ice cream if I could um.
Speaker 2:But you know, diabetes is a thing mine's um. If it's not potatoes, it's got to be a pasta like mac and cheese but it has to be like very heavy stuff, as I said, like it's got to be heavy carbs. For me it's gonna have like five different cheeses and some chicken and buffalo sauce or something like. Jesus christ, yeah, I have to make it like a whole fat bowl, dude, yeah. And then I'm like okay, now I feel better you know what?
Speaker 1:you're not wrong, because I love a fucking good macaroni and cheese. Now, have I made macaroni and cheese from scratch? Never, but you totally should, I really should, I really should. However, my main thing is that I can literally um, if I'm making a big thing of macaroni and cheese, I have to add um sausage, like vnv, like smoke sauce yeah like smoke sausage.
Speaker 1:So what I'll do is I will cook it on the side of the pan first, and I'll boil the noodles and make the mac and cheese. Once that's done, I'll throw it in the bowl oh, that sounds so good right now, mm-hmm. And I will add lemon pepper to the mac and cheese.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Something about lemon, pepper, macaroni and cheese. Oh it's so good?
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:For me it's good. I'll have to try it um, and, and my favorite also, uh to go, but I have these seasonal um cravings, so for easter. You're weird with your seasonal cravings I am weird with my seasonal cravings. Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 2:oh really really I haven't. Last fall, all you wanted was cake oh yeah, thank you. Every trip to the store was for cake and you want to just keep getting cake every time we went to the store and I'm like do you want to switch it up a little bit?
Speaker 1:just saying you're like cake, okay I have these moments where I go into my craving modes. I don't know what it is we're aware I'm not pregnant, I'm not straight we're aware. I just have these, okay. So sometimes my cravings can get a little too expensive, because we're aware, I know, because there's like there's a point in time where I think I was craving like tiramisu, and tiramisu is not cheap and any form make your own you know what you want.
Speaker 1:To come live with us and make it, I'd be more than happy I will. I will fill the fridge, you will make the product so keep the fridge full like keep your stomach amen to that, amen to that I.
Speaker 1:I just I don't know. I have these weird ass cravings. Throughout the years it's, and there was this one time I was just craving like I don't know why I wanted it so much. It was literally like peanut butter and jelly sandwich, stuffed with like fucking meat and cheese in the middle of it, and that's what I ate and it was gross. No, it was fucking delicious. The saltiness of the meats and the peanut butter and the jelly, it was just so fucking good.
Speaker 2:No sir, they're just like. No, no sir, I'll try weird-ass combinations, but that's not a weird combination.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't try.
Speaker 2:It's weird. I don't know if I would try it.
Speaker 1:You've got to try it.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:No Meat with peanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it has to be the purple jam.
Speaker 2:I've heard of jelly on meatballs and ribs. I've tasted the meatballs. It's not bad, but the peanut butter on the meat is throwing me off.
Speaker 1:It's like a sandwich, though, so fucking good. It's something I've always done as a kid I don't know what it is when we were like that explains so much. It was a broke meal. It was a broke meal.
Speaker 2:Peanut butter and jelly is the broke meal. How are you going to be like, oh, put meat in there and that's the broke meal.
Speaker 1:Oh, because that's Meat is expensive sir, back in the 90s, early 2000s it was not, it was pretty cheap I would put turkey, smoked turkey, in the middle of it, then I would put pastrami, then I would put ham and then I would do roast, put that in the middle of it, so you would basically have a Meat.
Speaker 1:Lovers PB&J Yep. Basically Meat Lovers PB&J Gross, basically Meat lovers PB&J Gross. It was fucking amazing, Disgusting. I don't know you know where I got it from, though. I got it from my mom because she had the pregnant cravings so she would make it. She says she doesn't remember making that. I was like you did have it, you were, you made it, so I tried it and it was good she's like no, no, don't blame me, that's all you weirdo.
Speaker 1:I just have these weird, crazy. I don't know if it's because I'm stressed, though, but literally it's a nice little comfort food for me, because it just brings me satisfaction, joy. It's so weird, um agree I agree this is coming from a girl who doesn't like black licorice.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Thank you. What's coming from a girl who doesn't like licorice.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Styler said.
Speaker 1:That's so good.
Speaker 2:So I love that you keep on like. This is coming from a girl who doesn't like licorice.
Speaker 1:And then Styler's up here.
Speaker 2:I would love for all of the listeners to actually chime in so that you can see how small of an amount of people actually like black licorice. I'm just saying, just saying.
Speaker 1:You know what? Because we're talking about it now and we were doing this whole thing like what we want to do. So in the works we have a couple of things that we're working on here.
Speaker 2:You have ice cream all over your lip.
Speaker 1:That's fine, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's brown, so maybe it's not ice cream.
Speaker 2:Did you just scream like a girl? I did no, I love that. That's recorded. Keep it rolling.
Speaker 1:Now I've got to keep it rolling now I gotta keep it, keep, keep it rolling I'm just, it's fine, it's whatever. I gotta get another fucking spoon because it fell on the floor. So whatever, it can wait see this is what happens when I'm enjoying something, but ben and jerry's come on. It's so good. I didn't say it wasn't you know what got me turned on by Ben and Jerry's? It's so fucking hilarious though.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, I was going to say I don't know, I don't want to know Not sexual.
Speaker 1:For once, it's not sexual Wow.
Speaker 2:Okay, by all means continue.
Speaker 1:See, I call her sister D one time several and look I get the sarcasticness of her.
Speaker 2:See how she treats me. See how she treats me. I'm over here just being an innocent child of god minding my own business, that is doing my own thing. I love that you're so confident saying that, dude oh, I'm super fucking confident because everybody else who's listened to all the other podcasts are like oh yeah really seriously sure you are, but you know what?
Speaker 1:my ex-girlfriend got me into it in, oh, into the bin.
Speaker 2:Got you into what in the ben and jerry's?
Speaker 1:yeah, it was, uh, my first shoot. It was the cherry, garcia, ben and jerry's that's why you like it so much that's why I like it was the. It was your first it was my, my first.
Speaker 2:Cherry Garcia popped your cherry.
Speaker 1:Cute.
Speaker 2:That is cute.
Speaker 1:Isn't it?
Speaker 2:Very fitting.
Speaker 1:Very poetic. Very poetic Because she's even even when I was, like we were with. When I was with her, she introduced me to Starbucks. She was the first person to introduce me to Starbucks a long time ago.
Speaker 2:I don't even know when the first time was that I had Starbucks a long time ago. I don't even know when the first time was that I had Starbucks. I'm not a Starbucks fan.
Speaker 1:No, there's nothing wrong with that. But there is something I do like at Starbucks that I actually make here now for myself, and that's the Medicine Ball Starbucks. From there they have really good tea, so it was one of those. I'm just like, oh that's so good, but I can make it here, because I actually figured out how to make it here, because we have the tea bags for it. And when I made it and I put a little bit of peppermint into it, I was like why have I not done this sooner? Like damn, with some lemon and honey.
Speaker 2:I had a tea from there one time. I liked it.
Speaker 1:It was good.
Speaker 2:I'm going meat for the rest of the episode. Thank you, because, according to Jesse, no one cares.
Speaker 1:No one cares Bullshit, I care.
Speaker 2:No, you said no one cares. I said what I said, but I'm saying we care, that's a shit. Apology.
Speaker 1:Is it really? It is.
Speaker 2:It's just a curve, apology, it's a what it's a curve apology.
Speaker 1:It's a genuine apology, just with a curve in it. It's like a curve dick.
Speaker 2:I knew you were going to say that I was waiting for it. I was waiting for it, we're in production.
Speaker 1:You little fucker, oh Mushu, you little fucker, we're in production Wrong animal.
Speaker 2:Wrong, animal Wrong kid Don't ever have children.
Speaker 1:My mom does the same thing to me. She calls me on all my sister's name and I'm the only boy. I'm just like, really Seriously.
Speaker 2:They go through the whole Rolodex, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then they still don't even land on you. I'm just like I'm nobody. What's your favorite comfort restaurant that you like going to? I will say this and it's always Whataburger. Whataburger is always the comfort food for me because no matter how mad of a day I can go and eat it. It could be shitty waterburger too, with some nasty, stale ass fries. I will sit there still angry.
Speaker 2:It's not a restaurant. Mine's not a restaurant. My thing is pizza.
Speaker 1:I said fast food, oh fast food, then pizza, I can go for pizza and fast food. I said fast food, oh fast food, then pizza. Yeah pizza, yeah pizza, dude, yeah, I can go for pizza.
Speaker 2:I really don't care where.
Speaker 1:Peter Piper pizza.
Speaker 2:Peter. Piper pizza's fine, like I said, as long as it's pizza.
Speaker 1:As long as it's pizza I don't?
Speaker 2:I'm not very picky about pizza.
Speaker 1:I love pizza to death. Well, not as thirsty as I am, what? Not as thirsty as I am, I'm a thirsty hoe. So we got pizza for you, a Whataburger for me. What about drink? And I'm not talking about an alcohol beverage, I'm just talking about a regular drink.
Speaker 2:I love how quick you are with that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I mean, I have an alcohol beverage, I'm just talking about a regular drink. I love how quick you are with that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I mean I have an alcohol beverage for myself. That's Pickleback Shots Mine is just going to be tea, tea, really Tea.
Speaker 1:I'm like that's just the thing Sweet tea, hot tea, flavored tea, herbal tea what do you mean? That's just for you. I got some tea I'm going to spill for you. Really, seriously, that's what we're going for.
Speaker 2:Yes, you asked what my comfort drink was. That's my comfort drink.
Speaker 1:It just sounds so lame, really yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure. Why is it that?
Speaker 2:I don't know. What are you expecting, coke?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, we were giving up Coke.
Speaker 2:I did give up Coke.
Speaker 1:But it's kind of hard to give up Coke. No, coke is just like these dogs or something else. Today it's like they know.
Speaker 2:I didn't have a problem giving it up the first time either.
Speaker 1:No, mm-mm, I don't know. Know it's so easy to get these days. Do you get it from your local store too? You get it from wherever I can get it from, but the corner like I said, I don't I get it from the guys like hey, I'll suck your dick for it. I'm like, like okay.
Speaker 2:Wow, wow.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding, it's too easy to get addicted to it.
Speaker 2:It really is, and then I feel like crap afterwards. Like consuming it consistently I start to feel really bad. So when I stop it I have the most dramatic improvement when I stop that specifically which is really weird. I don't have to stop anything else. If I just stop the Coke, I instantly feel better.
Speaker 1:It just sounds so funny.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry. Do I need to clarify? I probably should right. I'm talking about soda.
Speaker 1:Drinks, oh Not drugs.
Speaker 2:I thought talking about soda Drinks, not drugs.
Speaker 1:I thought you had an addiction to something, I just didn't know what it was.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't be a chubby bunny if it was that kind of coke.
Speaker 1:I've seen fat coke addicts so I'm not even whatever. I'm not judging, it's not my place to judge. I'm a voyeur for drugs, I told you.
Speaker 2:You're so bad.
Speaker 1:What are they going to do? Cancel me, oh my God. You said he's a voyeur for drugs. I'm a voyeur for sex, like I like watching people getting having fun and getting plowed and it's just like bravo, bravo, bravo. You made him nut real quick, bravo.
Speaker 2:That was record time.
Speaker 1:And if you snort a whole fucking line like holy shit.
Speaker 2:I'm just like damn and one swipe too. Well, for clarification, that wasn't the coke that I consume people can you imagine people just break? Dude, that is horrible. They're like oh, you guys want donations. Yeah, here I got you. Girl, what is this for your coke addiction? That's horrible. I'm like, um, I think you missed maybe we should be okay.
Speaker 1:Maybe we should be careful when we say because people are going to start bringing us white powder and shit, a little baggage, you're like oh yeah, that's not that kind of coke.
Speaker 2:Just saying I'll take a pepsi, I'll take a pepsi coca-cola.
Speaker 1:No, not coca-cola. No, we're not, we're not, we're not.
Speaker 2:I'll take a Pepsi Coca-Cola. No, not Coca-Cola. I was going to say no, not Coca-Cola. No, we're not, I'll take a Pepsi.
Speaker 1:Speaking of which, I did get a soda. I did get a Coke before the whole DEI, was it before or after, I don't remember. I got the orange Coca-Cola one. It was actually pretty good. Yeah, yeah, the only one. I didn't, because Blue Bell rolled back their DEIs and I got their banana fudge Got to try it. Very disappointing. I don't know if it was because I had a guilt trip eating it and it just didn't taste that good.
Speaker 2:Probably you were eating your guilt. I was, and it tasted disgusting.
Speaker 1:Have you ever had that happen to?
Speaker 2:you no.
Speaker 1:For me it does. Someone got me a chick-fil-a the other day, not too long ago, and I haven't had chick-fil-a in about 15 years yes, I'm aware.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's all my. Who got you chick-fil-a?
Speaker 1:somebody from school oh like oh hey, we didn't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they didn't know, okay, okay they didn't know.
Speaker 1:I got you Chick-fil-A. I'm just like, hmm, like what, I don't touch Chick-fil-A. Like well, I bought it, yeah, just still, I won't. I won't, like I already bought it. It's like how I was like did you, it's dirty chicken, yeah, literally. It's dirty chicken, that's how I see it, but because, remember, I told you we had that whole rat and everything in the last podcast. But anywho, I haven't touched Chick-fil-A in a very long time. I ate it, and it was just like mmm. It made my stomach upset, so so bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just like mmm when you haven't had certain fast foods, and it doesn't matter what it is, but when you haven't had certain fast foods in a long time, your stomach gets used to not having it and when you do.
Speaker 1:It could have been your favorite stuff and you never got sick, but the one time you consume it afterwards I think I'm starting to see that because this past vacation that I had that we were eating a lot of our comfort foods that we normally would eat like barbecue dude, the mac and cheese was fucking bumcom, uh. But when you need the barbecue and everything, the burping I don't know what something about burping up mesquite barbecue, it just having that flavor that smoke flavor.
Speaker 1:You're just like that's nasty. Um, it was just, it was good. I gave it a solid seven, solid six maybe. Um, but I it just wasn't cooperating. A lot of the foods were not even now a lot of the foods I did take my meds.
Speaker 2:It was just't cooperating a lot of the foods were not even now a lot of the foods I did take my meds.
Speaker 1:It was just not cooperating with my stomach at all whatsoever, but I did drink, so that was the big thing. So I think that may have been a big part of it, because I haven't drank so much.
Speaker 1:It really fucked up my stomach so, so bad stomach in your pancreas, like really it's trying to fucking pick a struggle for me right now, because I'm just like dude, I want to have a good time, I want to drink, I want to have fun, and it's kind of hard to do that because it's I haven't drank in a very fucking long time. Right, I had one long island iced tea and of all drinks.
Speaker 2:Really, oh my god, you couldn't have gone with something light to start with?
Speaker 1:I did. I did with those. That was my light drink, but it was funny because we went to the iron bear in austin uh, texas, and at the iron bear, the guy's like. He gave me the drink and everything. I told him can I get salt on the rim? I thought it was a bottle, but it was draft instead. So when he filled it he overfilled it, so all the salt went in, so I fizzed all the way over. I'm like great. So I was just like well, I'll just take it like that. I was drinking it. I'm just like I can't drink beer that way. I'm going to have some type of dressing on it for me, because that's the only way I can drink beer, for whatever reason. So I did that.
Speaker 2:Can't relate. I don't drink beer at all.
Speaker 1:Well, that's fine, disgusting. I got a Long Island Iced Tea instead $15 for a fucking Long Island Iced Tea on the Iron man. I will fucking take the reggaeton on that one, because it was fucking good Best fucking Long. Island Iced Tea I've ever had, and Ryan also got me the Saper hour cherry vodka I guess that's what it's called and I had one of those. It was a small one. I went to order the same thing and I asked for two and I got a bigger one they just gave you two in one cup they just gave me two in one cup and it was like 15 and I'm just like shit.
Speaker 1:So I am there, I am taking it back and I'm having a good time. I'm having a great time. I wake up. My stomach is just not cooperating with me anymore.
Speaker 2:I'm just like it's probably not your stomach, it's probably your pancreas.
Speaker 1:Well, it wasn't my pancreas, but you're like, like just right here, like in that. I guess where everything is at, though, because my body's not used to drinking and my pancreas normally would work for me the way it's supposed to.
Speaker 2:Um but yeah, no, your gallbladder is not gonna be able to I don't have my gallbladder anymore that's why I said you're not gonna be able to turn it into what it needs to to break down. So you're, the rest of your organs are like, really, what's with this kibble dude?
Speaker 1:it was amazing kibble. I don't know why my body was complaining because I was enjoying it. It just hated hated me the next day.
Speaker 2:We're missing a friend here. You can't do this to us.
Speaker 1:Dude. But it's hard to drink fucking beer because when you're constipated and you're trying to use the restroom, that smells funky. What Alcohol and poop don't mix together.
Speaker 2:I know TMI. It's not that I'm like I'm having a hard time following. What do you mean?
Speaker 1:what do you mean? You know what? That's okay, we'll leave it at that, okay okay, I'm like why would you have problems?
Speaker 2:what are you doing? What are you drinking? Because anytime you drink something where are you drinking it through? A straw uh that's not what I meant but okay, we're not into scat play.
Speaker 1:No, thank you, we're not, we're not even, we're not even trying to remotely cross that bridge, because that's nasty for um. No, it's um the I. I guess the best way to do it, the fumes that come out, the bowel movements of your body, were after consuming alcohol, yeah, or beer, specifically just beer and alcohol combined together. It just has a weird scent to it. It just smells nasty like interesting. I can't explain it, it's just, it is what it is.
Speaker 1:I know that's tmi to the full capacity of the max, not really okay I know, but because I've said some weird shit on this fucking podcast I know, but people were just like, so disgusting, like, oh, poop, I'm just like, oh, we're adults, uh hey, you have a butthole too anywho, but consuming alcohol for me, whatever, it just fucks up my stomach.
Speaker 1:I don't fall on it, though, but it was the food, and everything was very good. Um, I got to enjoy the barbecue. We went to go eat a breakfast place. The breakfast was actually very fucking delicious. We just had a great. It was. It was the comforts of all comfort, because we had a good time, right.
Speaker 1:So it was just one of those things I'm just like oh fuck, yes, dude, that's awesome, it was anyway, and I couldn't help it because I was like I wonder how mooshu's doing. I wonder how mooshu's doing because he's my puppy. I know he was fine. I was just like he was on my mind the whole time. I was like I miss my dog, I miss all my dogs actually. So tigger, muumuu, I was just like oh, my babies yeah, he was fine.
Speaker 2:He was, just like I said, whiny. If he couldn't, if I wasn't in his uh line of sight, he'd start whining. I'm like, dude, I'm in the bathroom, I'm literally still in the same apartment, calm down that's not, that's just normal.
Speaker 1:How normal pets are it's just, it's just weird I guess, yeah, but anywho. So, uh, hashtag what's your comfort food, because we want to know what your comfort foods are and tell us what do you like and what can you eat. Every single time that makes you feel happy, sad, depressed, excited, anxious. What is it that's an arm's reach over you, that you would love to get to eat. So hashtag comfort foods, right, right, hell, yeah, because comfort food wins, hell. Yes, so you can't fit into your pants anymore.
Speaker 2:Then I'm a big fat loser.
Speaker 1:Moral of the story is just buy bigger pants.
Speaker 2:You ain't got to fit in shit. It's like if you love it, you like it, because if you don't have any pants, you don't have fit in the shit.
Speaker 1:it's like if you love it, you like it because if you don't have any pants, you don't have to worry about it. This is why I walk around butt-ass naked, but y'all two are here, so I gotta put my pants on.
Speaker 2:Old hashtag bless. I want to see that.
Speaker 1:Hashtag keep your eyes in your sockets, otherwise they buy my eyes. It's supposed to be like that. Why does it look like a turtle? That's not the comfort I was talking about. That just dramatized me.
Speaker 2:I love how earlier you were like oh TMI, now you're like oh, it looks like a turtle, that's different.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know, pooh's just like poo, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Pooh's supposed to be worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so Okay. I don't know, maybe I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host, Deedee.
Speaker 1:And this has been the Mature.
