Mature Mischief podcast
Greetings, Gremlyns!
Join us on the Mature Mischief podcast with your Host Jesse James and Co-Host Dee Dee.
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Mature Mischief: Ringtones, Chocolate Cravings, and Phone Habits
Chocolate milk cravings, inappropriate ringtones, and the psychology behind why we keep our phones on silent—this episode of Mature Mischief takes you on a rollercoaster of random yet surprisingly connected topics that showcase Jesse James and DeeDee at their unfiltered best.
The quest for the perfect chocolate milk kicks off our conversation as Jesse professes undying love for Promised Land Midnight Chocolate, which deserves all the hype. "Midnight chocolate is the shit," Jesse declares while still craving more despite drinking an entire cup during recording. Our mission to track this elusive treat becomes the first of many tangents defining our signature conversational style.
Things take a hilariously mature turn when we brainstorm creating suggestive ringtones and the chaos ensuing if they went off in public places. "Can you imagine? You're all cool, just shopping somewhere. Everybody hears that like turning around, like what?" The prank potential alone has us plotting something that might make it into a future episode. But beneath our laughter lies an unexpected revelation about why our phones stay permanently on vibrate—a habit DeeDee connects to childhood experiences of being questioned about incoming calls. This moment of vulnerability showcases how even our silliest conversations can unexpectedly touch on deeper aspects of our lives.
Whether you're a longtime gremlin or first-time listener, join us for this bite-sized episode of adult humor, random musings, and the occasional moment of accidental depth. Subscribe now and let us know if you've tried that mythical Midnight Chocolate milk—or if you've ever been brave enough to set an inappropriate ringtone!
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What's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is Jesse James. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well, you know the drill. This is the Mature Mischief Podcast. What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do. I don't know. I'm still wanting chocolate, even though I'm drinking a whole fucking cup of chocolate milk right now.
Speaker 2:Like a whole month later.
Speaker 1:A whole week later.
Speaker 2:Promised land. Midnight chocolate is the shit. Just letting you know.
Speaker 1:You know what Midnight? That is yes, because I did get to try it, didn't we? I mean, you tried it, didn't we, and we found it? No, or was it?
Speaker 2:I had got some and I had told you to taste it. That was a while back, though.
Speaker 1:I know, yeah, I had to find it. I love it. We'll have to go hunt for it.
Speaker 2:That's my favorite chocolate milk.
Speaker 1:You know, we can actually Google things and see where they actually sell it and go there and just be like, okay, cool, let's do that, hb. No, they don't.
Speaker 2:I mean they sell it, but not the dark chocolate one they do. That's the only place I get it.
Speaker 1:I get it from let's do the fuck out of me. I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host. This is jesse james and I am your co-host dd yo dd what it do, sister d how you do, how you do I'd be just fine, you'd be just fine, I'd be just fine, yeah, yeah you know the Shabani Shabani here on Shabani's Podcast.
Speaker 2:So it's like the host for Ruby Rock's radio show.
Speaker 1:It's time to tune in with me it's like I feel like I'm having sex that's hilarious. That's hilarious can you, can you imagine just that sound all the time? Just like just having it and you're just hearing it and you're just like if I can touch the fucking button here.
Speaker 2:I can't with you. That's hilarious. I can't with you. You should totally record yourself doing that and then set that as your ringtone oh god yes can you imagine? You're all cool, just shopping somewhere. Everybody hears that like turning around, turning around, like what? And you're like hello Can you imagine Is this guy for real.
Speaker 1:I would fucking do it.
Speaker 2:I would. Yes, we're aware.
Speaker 1:We're aware. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care. Yes, but you know that would just be my ringtone period. That'd just be stupid. You know what?
Speaker 2:would be really funny.
Speaker 1:What Is?
Speaker 2:if you did that and you record it, but you said it as somebody else's ringtone when they didn't know oh yes if they happen to leave their phone lying around. You know just real quick cities, because you can use your bluetooth to just send it to the other phone oh yeah, you could yeah, you could set it and boom you know.
Speaker 1:But here's the thing none of our phones are ever on. Ever. Where my phone is forever on vibrates, always on vibrate, I've, I think there's only once or twice I've had it on and so I'm waiting for like an important message from you or from somebody and I'll keep the phone so I can hear it on there. Or if it's my grand notification and I'm waiting for like an important message from you or from somebody and I'll keep the phone so I can hear it on there. Or if it's my grand notification and I'm trying to get dick, but that's the only time it's ever, ever truly 100 on it's when I have on there, but other than that it's always on vibrates. My phone has always been on vibrate. It has not gone anywhere else. I think that kind of stems from my uh, childhood trauma, like with family and everything, because I used to keep it on who's calling you, who's ringing you. I was like my god. So I always keep my yeah, I always keep my phone on vibrate now.
Speaker 1:So that's just yeah, ever since then I I don't, that's what I pretty much just do. Just do it that way. April fools, love y'all bye.
