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The Kink Chronicles: Daddy J's Journey
Ever wondered what lies beyond the sanitized Hollywood portrayals of BDSM? Daddy J pulls back the curtain on nearly two decades of experience in the kink community, offering an unfiltered glimpse into a world that's simultaneously misunderstood and fascinating.
This candid conversation takes listeners on a journey through Daddy J's evolution from an 18-year-old submissive to becoming a respected dom and pup handler. Far from the simplified narratives of "50 Shades of Grey," we explore the authentic pillars of BDSM culture: consent, communication, boundaries, and trust. Daddy J doesn't shy away from addressing the potential dangers of "fake" participants who lack understanding of proper protocols and safety measures.
The episode offers particular insight into pup play, describing how donning a pup hood creates a liberating alternate persona—a "game changer" that allows practitioners to escape everyday identity constraints. We dive into the psychology behind various kinks, the importance of aftercare following intense scenes, and why respecting mental health considerations is non-negotiable in responsible play. Throughout the conversation, Daddy J balances serious educational content with humor, making potentially intimidating subject matter accessible to curious listeners.
Whether you're an experienced practitioner or simply curious about BDSM culture, this episode delivers valuable insights from someone who has lived the lifestyle for years. Be sure to tune in next week when special guest Master Cat joins to share additional expertise and perspectives on the community. The Mature Mischief podcast invites you to expand your understanding of human sexuality in all its complex, consensual forms.
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what's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is daddy j. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the mature mischief podcast and you're probably wondering why, daddy j yes, why daddy j?
Speaker 1:you know what? It's freaky friday. It's a, not a character that I've created, but it's a uh. It's not a persona either. It's freaky friday and it's a, not a character that I've created, but it's a uh. It's not a persona either. It's something that I've been doing for a very, very long time in the bdsm and kinking community for for quite some time already almost 15 years, maybe more 16, 17, 18. I am 37 and I've been doing it since I was 18, so 20, 19, 19 years.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't do math I don't know, but anywho, I've been doing it since I was like 18 years old. I started off as a submissive for two years under a master. I don't remember his fucking name. Don't ask me. He's probably already dead by now. Um yo okay he was well in his 60s wow okay, so I'm saying yeah, he could be either dead or in a nursing home, one of the two.
Speaker 2:Um, it's been such a long time that just came out of left field. For me it really did, did no wait what?
Speaker 1:It was actually very beautiful. It was a beautiful relationship. I liked it. He respected my closetness very much so.
Speaker 2:That's awesome.
Speaker 1:I was okay with that. So I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, daddy J, and I am your host, daddy jay, and I am your co-host. Delicious d.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, delicious day what to do, since it's freaky friday since it's freaky friday, might as well be delicious d might as well you know, I actually like that.
Speaker 1:It's better than sister d I agree, I absolutely agree well, freaky friday is your delicious deed, so whatever I'll take in the rest of the week, your sister deed you're a nun on the weekends, no.
Speaker 2:I'm a nun all week except for Fridays. That's just weird. I'm not a nun, by the way, you guys. I know we've joked about it multiple times. I wonder how many people have actually she really? A nun no way no, you know what multiple times. I wonder how many people have actually like she really a nun?
Speaker 1:no way, no, no, you know what? No, that is gonna be a conspiracy theory. Couldn't be coming out of the fucking woodworks. People are gonna think you're some nun for some church and then you just kept going with it they can't possibly they can.
Speaker 2:I hope not no, because they hear our podcast, they're like, yeah, no way she's a nun, no way she's a nun come on, can you imagine they did?
Speaker 1:I would fucking. I can see people picture like, painting pictures of you in a fucking nun outfit like no sir you're the virgin mary no, sir, that's hilarious you know how they have luke skywalker as the father, as no, it's not myself on a fucking candle now dude, we should do it. We should do it and sell it. We'll put a whole prayer and everything for you no sir, no sir and then, at the end, delicious d wait, not sister d really?
Speaker 1:sister d I'm painted as sister d, but you need to burn you need to burn four candles from monday through thursday, the sunday through thursday, and then you have your first freaky one for friday. Okay, so you have to do it from saturday to that's a lot of burning bro man, I'm just saying, if you, want a cleansing. You need sister d and encounter like I'm so dirty yeah, you wash away all your sins from saturday to thursday and you have your freaky one for friday, because I'm such a sinner, dang I'm making you I know you're making me sound bad dude worse than me he's lying I know I am dude, I'm.
Speaker 2:People are going to fucking believe everything we say, yeah, they are, and it's going to be fucking hilarious Because they don't know us. They don't and they're just like. What is wrong with these two people? What's real? What's the truth?
Speaker 1:Can someone tell us what's going on here? No, why are they freaks?
Speaker 2:Say hello to the freaks. Say hello, hey, they freaks say hello to the freaks, say hello hey you guys, um, oh my god, this is awesome.
Speaker 1:Oh god, this is awesome. You know, it's actually been kind of fun, because I remember the first podcast I did was, uh, for spiciness I think it was a slice of life. I think we tried to do it with double trouble 361 back in the day, um, but it didn't pop off as much as it should have boo yeah, and the only reason I say it didn't pop off is because I don't think we discussed a whole lot of it and I know we kind of did uh touch on some of it, dude.
Speaker 2:If anybody was going to be able to go back and forth with you on that, it would be miss jamie yeah, because jamie is a mistress, so she's there she knows where she is uh, there's.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of good people in the community that I have met over the years, and uh master cat, who will be on the podcast next week. Uh has opened, well, he has opened me up, but he has opened my mind up to a lot of different things that was awesome. He has opened me up more ways than one. Oh jesus, that man knows his way around a butthole, that's for sure.
Speaker 2:Um, in other news, what did you say earlier back on the farm?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, back, uh, back at the farm now back at the ranch so I so kind of we wanted to kind of pick up on something for freaky friday. We wanted to do something that adults do pretty much on, you know, those freaky days or days and nights that they're just kind of like, you know, kind of feeling themselves. Right, everyone feels themselves on a friday night and of course we have our shenanigans on saturday and whatnot. Uh, this is kind of just like talking as adults, like what, like when people are trying to get spicy into the bedroom, what is it the one thing that people try to go to do? The first thing, literally, that everyone tries to go to and and I hate it so much is they don't think about a sex shop. You know, they think about spencer's. Yeah, weird. Well, here's the thing spencer's, everyone knows, is a very gaggy place where you can go buy poop in a bag that looks like poop but people don't realize you can also buy sex stuff, spicy stuff yeah you're, you're running the mill.
Speaker 1:50 shades of gray, blue shit you know which I don't get. I don't know why 50 shades of grace is such a popular thing now for amongst people, but 50 shades of gray is so popular for people who are vanilla.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say because it's people who don't know about everything else that goes on, everything else that's available. So for them it's like oh my god, that's so risque yeah girl what?
Speaker 1:people don't realize that when it comes down to kink or comes down to the bdsm, there is a lot of preparing that needs to go through it, there's a lot of mental stuff that goes through it, there's a lot of aftercare that goes through it. There's a lot of pain that goes through it. There's so much stuff on here and there's just it's a lot, it's a really it's a lot. And for me to say, yes, I'm daddy, I'm the person. I could be sir, I can be the Dom. I'm just not a master. Only reasons because I haven't earned my way through other masters to be able to do it. But I do like it because when I am playing with Master Cat, he just takes me to a place where it's just like, oh, I can't describe it Well.
Speaker 1:Recently I just got back onto FetLife. If anybody wants to follow me on FetLife, it's PupMajin on FetLife, so you can look at that and it's my pup persona because I'm also a handler. I've been a handler for almost 10 years and it's been a phenomenal. 15 years, 10 years, 15, 10. What did I put? I've been doing it for such a long time. It's whatever. That sounds bad. What did I put? What did I lie about? Um, no, I've been a pup handler for for a while already and it's.
Speaker 1:I remember my boys have always told me how come you don't get your own pup hood, like I was like I don't think it's for me, I don't. I've always said I don't know if it's. I remember my boys have always told me how come you don't get your own pup hood, like I was like I don't think it's for me, I don't. I've always said I don't know if it's for me or not. I haven't. I get the puppiness, I get the puppy play, I get to handle that. I get to be able to see it or whatnot. Ever since I put the hood on and I've been able to do it, it's. It's a different feeling game changer a big game changer.
Speaker 1:Only reason I say it's a big game changer is because you get to hide who you are not meaning like. It's a persona. It's like a different persona.
Speaker 1:It's like it's you being a step into the role you step into the role and it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun and I think even some people who are pup handlers won't do the hood at all. They're just in full leather gear and that's just the dom or the master roles to be able to handle the pup. Because being a pup was it was a degradation as it started and over the years it became very playful, became very that I also don't love became very that I also don't love. I also have a love-hate relationship when it comes to the imagery of pups, because the imagery of pups becomes this very bold, built guy, maybe very slim, skinny you know these are the pups, or whatnot. If you're a big guy, very husky, very fat, very overweight, they don't acknowledge you as a pup really some pups don't acknowledge you as a pup oh, but there's like how many breeds?
Speaker 1:yeah, thank you, exactly thank you. You got the bulldogs, you got the fucking saint bernard's you got big, overweight husky dudes like mine's an english bulldog yeah, like mine's a pug that's what, thank you.
Speaker 2:This one's a greyhound. This can't help it like the tall skinny one's a greyhound this is a saint bernard.
Speaker 1:Have you met him? That's a great name over there, uh what are the uh ones, that the dogs from uh germany, the really, really big ones.
Speaker 2:You mean the Tibetan masters? Yeah, from Tibet, tibet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, is it Tibet? Yeah, I won't those things are monsters.
Speaker 1:I'm the Tibet masters Fucking 100%. I am very cute and cuddly on the outside without my mask, but when I put that on, bitch, I'm a Tibet master. Don't fuck with me, but it's. I've never had another person handle me period, and deep down inside part of me does want to be handled again, because I do miss that submissive position, and I know that Pup Rad does get me sometimes into the position that he needs to, and I know Master Cat does that too as well, or I'm just in that space.
Speaker 1:Uh, when we do play with each other, it's, it's a, it's a great feeling. You know what I mean? I I always get people like oh, can I, I want to have you done this, have you done that? I'm like, bro, have you, have you done it? He goes yeah well, can you take it? I'm like, no, I legit cannot take a whole fist in my ass, even if I fucking wanted to like. It takes literally hours, and I'm talking about a session of like three to four to five hours just going you know, what I mean and it's a long time.
Speaker 1:It's a very long time when me and master cat man, we, when we get into that role and I get it. Maybe we should put a warning sign on this why, I have no idea.
Speaker 2:I mean freaky friday is kind of like yeah, spicy, it's spicy. But anyway, is this too spicy for you guys?
Speaker 1:it's more than what I can handle at the moment, but well um it's just think of this as education as educational purposes yeah but anywho it's the more you know. But it's one of those things that people were like. I try not to let people be like, yeah, okay, yeah, you can try it, or yeah, you want to do it or whatnot, because I'm just like, um, if you're not experienced, I I'm not going to let you do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I can meet some masters but I stick majority to of it to kind of like the fat life. But you can get fake doms, fake submissives I can't tell you how many fake submissives I have met in my motherfucking lifetime.
Speaker 2:And it fucking sucks Because when people are just like I was going to say what do you mean by fake submissive?
Speaker 1:okay. So fake submissive is basically somebody who says I like choking, I like spitting, I like spanking, I like rough, I like it, you know I like being submitted submissive yeah, very submissive, very, you know, wants to take control. And then you do it, and you do it right. I didn't know what this was, I didn't think oh yeah, I'm like what do you mean fake?
Speaker 2:How do you fake that?
Speaker 1:But okay, I see what you mean and you can be a fake Dom too as well Like a fake Dom, and there are some red flags and MasterCat will go over those red flags with us here. Those red flags with us here, it's like somebody who is like I can handle you and I can like to try to be very dominant. It's like I own you. You're gonna do this and smell my hand because you're a dog. You know just like what. I'm sorry, um. Can you run that by me again one more time? I couldn't hear. I couldn't hear over your bullshit.
Speaker 2:You're weird as bullshit.
Speaker 1:I couldn't hear over your fake ass. Your mouth stunk so bad. I tried to step back a bit. I can't hear through the fakery. Yeah, it's very scary the BDSM. You're supposed to be able to give trust to the person who you know knows their shit and you have to be able to show their skills because you're in some pretty vulnerable situations. Pretty vulnerable positions and a very vulnerable state.
Speaker 2:You're literally putting yourself into somebody else's hands oh yeah, oh yeah mentally physically emotionally.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, mentally, physically, emotionally, physically and aftercare is such a big thing and I always try to.
Speaker 2:Push that.
Speaker 1:Push that Like okay, we're going to do a heavy, heavy toy scene and we're going to just go ham, I go. Once you stop and once we see blood, that's it, it's done. You can't go further than that, because the more we continue with the blood, the more you're putting yourself at risk. And if we go further than that and you just come out with more blood out of you for whatever it is, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. And also, I'm going to say this because I know I am gay, though, but I also do play with women. People don't realize that I'm very homoflexible If the woman's hot, very intelligent knows her shit is not a toxic person at all.
Speaker 1:I'm good, I don't mind playing with them, but they have to. I'm good, I don't mind playing with them, but they have to emphasis on not toxic at all. Yeah, emphasis on the not toxic emphasis on the, not the, dear lord I it's oh the pause, the pauses bdsm is if it's very to a place where, if you're playing with somebody, it does become.
Speaker 1:You've got to be very mindful in people's mental health, because there are things, and I won't play with somebody who has, who has, triggers. It's not my responsibility to know those triggers. As much as I would say that and I'm not saying that in a very mean way, it's just it's very hard, because it's like when I have to tell you and I always ask what are your triggers? Right? Do you have a trigger? Can you handle the word faggot? Can you have in the world trash? Can you handle this? Because everyone has a fucking trigger. I have a trigger, though, but, but I learned to put all those triggers aside because I'm living in the world of fantasy. You know what I mean, and fantasy is fucking. Hints in the name, and in the last podcast I said I do not like fucking zombies Because I role played with the zombie. Yeah, I had zombie sex y'all. That is probably the most weirdest, strangest thing out of everything I've ever done.
Speaker 2:That's the weirdest that is weird, that you think that's the weirdest that is the weirdest, because like I don't even know how to explain it, it's so weird. I love how really quickly everything just shifted and your energy became very weird and awkward.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's so.
Speaker 2:It's like you're cringing on the inside right now.
Speaker 1:It's just like, it's like, it's not. I want bread. I'm like please don't.
Speaker 2:I can't take you serious right now. This, really, this is not.
Speaker 1:Oh, dick, I want it. No, no, no, no. Do you know how hard it was not to okay? First of all, I got paid to do that, so I'm not even fucking complaining.
Speaker 2:Cool beans, cool beans, but how hard was it for you to actually get?
Speaker 1:that. How hard was it for you to actually be?
Speaker 2:aroused by that it was. So this was gonna say because I'm like dude, if somebody I'm like okay, wait, hold on, hold to do it again, because I can't, I can't I couldn't, I couldn't do it, I couldn't shit, I could not. I know, I know you fucking do bitch, I know that in a bad way, because I'm like, I'm picturing, I'm just like, yeah, I, I kind of agree, I could. I don't know if it would ruin zombies for it, but I'm just like it ruined it.
Speaker 1:That didn't ruin zombies. For me I I'm not saying that that because of that particular scene the main thing why I don't ruin zombies for me I I'm not saying that that because of that particular scene the main thing why I don't like zombies is because it's the same across the board, no matter what it is they're just trying to to affect everybody around them. Everybody's going to be a different type of zombie. There's going to be some type of cure for them or whatnot. I'm sorry. The only zombie movie that I actually did like because I played it such when I first came out was literally resident evil. I know fucking cliche as fuck, but I did watch all the resident evil movies, even though some of them were fucking shit. Yeah, three was actually shit, um, but that's funny.
Speaker 2:This is the same thing as vampires. It's across. It's the same, pretty much across the board with the vampires. I just said like it's the same thing, just a different creature.
Speaker 1:I like the vampire with eddie murphy brooklyn uh, vampire brooklyn, that was fucking hilarious. I thought that was awesome and I like that movie, you know. Uh, I just didn't like the what is it? Anne Frank's interview with a vampire.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry what.
Speaker 1:I didn't like it. It's cute, it really is cute.
Speaker 2:I liked it. Are you going to throw a punch now or after the episode it?
Speaker 1:had fucking Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 2:Who cares? I don't like Tom Cruise, neither do I, but who cares?
Speaker 1:Give me something else.
Speaker 2:It was the movie. It was the movie I.
Speaker 1:Give me something else. It was the movie I did like Queen of the Damned.
Speaker 2:I just wish it was better. You know what? I'm going to get shit for this. I'm going to get shit for this. I like Queen of the Damned, but it is not one of those like, oh my.
Speaker 1:God. No, it's not one of those. Oh my God, aaliyah, yes.
Speaker 2:Homeboy absolutely, no, no, absolutely not if he if somebody else was cast, I'm pretty sure it would have been the shit, yeah, but what's his face?
Speaker 1:I don't remember his dad. I knew I used to remake queen of the day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I used to know his name. I don't know what his name is, but I cannot stand him no as an actor. I he, I know he came out in an extraordinary league of gentlemen as well. Um right I don't know I don't know whatever, but his acting I just I do not like it no no sir I would agree with that.
Speaker 2:I feel the same way about uh ethan hot. I cannot that's fair I'll still watch the movies, though, because it's about the movie, not the person. But sometimes that acting screws it all up, and I think his acting screwed up, queen of the damned. True, because it was about the movie, not the person, but sometimes that acting screws it all up, and I think his acting screwed up, queen of the damned true because it was a badass story I read the book.
Speaker 2:The book's really good and everything was great, and him being in it screwed it all up yep, and I'm just like yeah I can't, I can't with that dude I know the soundtrack was the shit by the way interview.
Speaker 1:Interview with the vampire. I, I hate. I have a love-hate relationship. It's really good, don't get me wrong. I just don't like tom cruise in it yeah just don't. I don't like anything with tom cruise in it, but I don't either.
Speaker 2:I don't like tom cruise, but I like that movie because even at the end he gets the shit out of the stick. I'm like yeah yeah, good you deserve that, because you're always that guy that wins everything at the end of the day. You're always that guy that kicks everybody's ass and saves the world. And it's like not this time, bitch see I can role play vampires.
Speaker 1:Vampires is very hot. It's a lot of biting, it's very it's not yeah but we're not doing like count dracula oh oh, oh, one dick, oh, oh, two dicks. No, we're not doing that, we're, and we're not doing the whole nosferatu either, oh I want your body and your blood.
Speaker 2:Dude, that bounce on it trend was everything for me. It really was. I was watching every single. There was this one particular dude on tiktok that was just killing it. I was like I can watch this forever right, it'll never not be funny.
Speaker 1:It's fucking hilarious. I love, but these role plays do get funnier. They get funnier and they get wilder, because role play can pretty much, because you do have the daddy and son role play. Stop me, stop brother, I'm stuck, I'm just like, okay, sure we listen and we don't judge pretty, but roleplay can just be pretty much anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can fucking roleplay Tali Tabbies.
Speaker 1:You can do a fucking penguin. You can fucking do Barney. Tali Tabbies Bitch.
Speaker 2:Barney no.
Speaker 1:I fuck you oh.
Speaker 2:You fuck me oh my God, true story.
Speaker 1:We're big, happily kinky fam Dude With a great big dick. And one insight to you Dear Lord. I can't you ready, baby bop. I just ruined Barney for a lot of you.
Speaker 2:Good thing I was in a Barney kid I was. Yeah, not me, Barney. Hey kids, Although now every time Barney pops up, I'm going to be like bruh Keep scrolling.
Speaker 1:although now every time barney pops up and be like bruh, keep scrolling. The dude had a fucking barney outfit, wow yeah wow, that's dedication. I'll say that and his tail wasn't a tell that's actually kind of creative. That is creative, I will give him credit for that. That's crazy, Because he brought the tail in front of him. He goes do you want to try my tail?
Speaker 2:Yo.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Can you repeat that, barney, huh, huh.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, swipe or no swiping.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, you want to see my stegosaurus.
Speaker 1:Do you want to see BJ? Give a BJ.
Speaker 2:I forgot about BJ.
Speaker 1:You forgot about BJ huh, I forgot about bj. You forgot about bj.
Speaker 2:Huh, I forgot about bj oh I remember big mom was like oh yeah, oh yeah, that was bj that's hilarious bj will give you a bj, and why? Bj. Why bj for real? Why bj?
Speaker 1:you know what? I'm not even gonna say anything, because my parents, my, my awful family, my, my lovely bunch of they. That was my nickname as a kid, bj, and it's not what it stood for either. It was literally said for baby jesse, because I was named after my dad that was that's horrible yeah, you're telling me thanks, fam thank you. Now I am a cocksucker because of that. Thank you appreciate it. I blame you for it. Careful what names you give your children.
Speaker 2:You just may grow up to be gay, oh my god, that's horrible now, that's horrible, because earlier you, earlier you were over here like, oh, do you want to see BJ give a BJ? He's like I'm BJ, oh my God, oh my God, cut.
Speaker 1:Cut.
Speaker 2:Stop.
Speaker 1:Come out of the BJ outfit. Hey, baby Bob, Help me step bro.
Speaker 2:No, sir, we listen and we don't judge. Sir, we listen and we don't judge.
Speaker 1:We listen and we don't judge dude, those fucking videos are fucking hilarious. I don't care who you are, they're stupid, but they're all over fucking instagram. When you're stuck in the fridge, what is it? When you're stuck in the only thing and you hear the porn hub go off, you're like no, no no, the one, the ones that I keep seeing is the.
Speaker 2:What's her face stuck under the bed, as I'm like oh god, yeah, that's everywhere I remember me and the hobby.
Speaker 1:We watched one uh porn. Uh one, it was, I think, by mencom, if I'm not mistaking, and it was eliminates dan, and it was fucking it's your lord and it's, it's a gay one and of course, obviously right. Why would we watch straight stupid, uh, I love that you specified that right by the way it was gay.
Speaker 2:It was by the way it was gay just just in case anybody didn't know. Don't say I've seen straight porn. No way.
Speaker 1:Women just fake it, men just enjoy it. Uh, let's face it, they don't. They don't even know what an orgasm is anymore. Some might.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say any more is correct I mean, if once their pussy looks like roast beef, do you think you would feel it too? I'm just saying no, you're gonna sit there and tell me I'm wrong. I looked at those payment. I looked at those women's fucking vaginas. I'm just like you taking that damn Holy shit. I do the same to a gay man. You're taking that same thing, shit. See, at least women will actually show some type of orgasm phase. Guys would just be like oh yeah, take it, give it to me. So bland too.
Speaker 2:It's funny because I keep seeing these stupid memes that says, like how come men are so quiet during sex? And it's just like yo, why, what, what, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 1:We become very professional at it and we know how to take a big one, because toys are available to us and nothing surprises us these days.
Speaker 2:It's like why are you quiet?
Speaker 1:Are you not enjoying this? Oh, no, no, it's fine, but my toy is bigger than you, so keep going, please enjoy yourself. Keep it just hurry, because I'm on a time crunch.
Speaker 2:You know what we can stop. We can stop it's like okay I've read a book.
Speaker 1:I've read a book. I'm just saying guys clowning me. I'm just like wow he's like damn, you like it, that's good. Oh, you meant the book, or you? I mean, both of them are good. You just keep going, buddy, you're doing.
Speaker 2:You're doing a good job. I'm really whatever's going on into this chapter, but you do you, you do you it's, oh, it's getting to the good part. It's like dude, that makes it. Oh, dude, it's getting to the climax. He's like yeah, I mean, I meant the book, I meant the book, it's getting really good. It's good, it's like we're almost, but you keep going how are you doing back there?
Speaker 1:anyways, it's kind of hot that you're reading anything dude, but there are guys who really enjoy that If you ignore them, it's just their thing. Crazy, it really is Crazy. I've had guys. I mean, I'm telling you they're just like I just want to fuck somebody and just have them ignore me. I got plenty of movies.
Speaker 2:I got a book I can read. I can look at a magazine. You're all cool. I'll bring my nintendo switch.
Speaker 1:I've actually played my nintendo switch too. You're just laying there like, yeah, cool beans, cool beans. Oh sweet, I finished. Are you enjoying this? Oh yeah, I'm having a fucking great time. Oh, my god, really say it again oh, I'm having so much fun, but you're in my fucking way. Can you move this way a little bit, or better yet, can you just get behind?
Speaker 2:me. Hey, stop. You pushed too hard, dude, I lost my life like god, god damn.
Speaker 1:I said deep, I meant this deep I'm talking to my game, jesus lack of communication much I thought you'd like to be ignored.
Speaker 2:Why are you you even talking to me?
Speaker 1:I know who the fuck are you. When did you come in here? When did you slip in?
Speaker 2:I can't do this anymore. Okay bye, okay bye.
Speaker 1:Can you take my dogs out while you're at it?
Speaker 2:I thought you'd like to be ignored. What are you on?
Speaker 1:But you know it becomes very interesting Because I know we're joking about this. It's, it's very it's becomes very interesting because I I know we're joking about this, but these are real fucking things that do happen. It's fucking hilarious. Apparently there's one guy he he was a black guy and he was amazing. He mentions me on grinder. He's like hey, can you stomp on my face for me and just like, not like stopping, but can you like step on it because he'd like to be stepped on I forgot the fucking term of it, though, but he liked to be kicked and whatnot.
Speaker 1:I'm like you do realize. If I do this, this is a hate crime. Right At this point he goes oh shit, I didn't even think about that, bro, you're a black guy, I am Mexican. That still kind of looks white. That's a hate fucking crime. Dude like bro, stop, you're making us look bad that is horrible it's horrible, but you know what? Oh my god, it's whatever at this point, it's whatever sure, come over, I'll stomp on you oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 2:I love that that it gets that. It gets so outlandish and yet and I know it's in y'all's head, obviously and you're still like, yeah, you know what it's cool, let's do it just do it okay, okay there's a kink for everybody, rule 34. That is insane.
Speaker 1:But you know what it does go further beyond that, and this is where I'll tell you. If you want to end the podcast now, you're more than welcome to do that. Only reason is because we're going to get just a little bit more deep into it and we're going to like. It goes further than that. We're talking about water sports, we're talking about backdoor play, and I'm not talking about clean, I'm talking about we're talking about two girls, one cup, that's not bad again.
Speaker 1:You want a mud pie oh my god, that's hilarious I've seen a person put a whole fucking sandal up their ass on twitter ouch size 13 yo bro, I thought it was a croc too. You know how wide those crocs are ouch yeah be very ouch, but he went. Ah Okay, I've seen a guy on Twitter put sand up his ass and push it out. Yes, no that had to have hurt Sand. He enjoyed it. He enjoyed it. That's crazy. I'm not judging. I mean I'm judging, but I'm not judging.
Speaker 2:We listen and we don't judge.
Speaker 1:Bitch, I'm fucking judging, I'm listening, judging, we listen and we don't judge. Bitch, I'm fucking judging, I'm listening and I'm fucking judging. You want to do what? I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:What, dude, I mean, other than the feeling, other than the feeling of gritty sand?
Speaker 1:I don't even like sex on the beach.
Speaker 2:I know what I'm saying, other than the feeling which is already like level 10 uncomfortable, but my thing is that I can't possibly be anywhere near safe considering sand, sand Microscopically. Do you know what's in that? Yeah, that's why I'm like yo.
Speaker 1:That's one way to catch crabs.
Speaker 2:That was horrible.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine if just one just came down from the inside? Just like I'm just hoping, I'm like I hope he fucking catches crabs, and not even a fucking bad way, I hope there's a fucking crab bro, what's in that sand that you're putting in there? I'm just saying it was beach stand because it was literally on the beach. It was literally.
Speaker 2:But you know what?
Speaker 1:I can't find that video anymore anymore good, you can't find that video anymore. I'm not good because it's like that with two girls you could still find two girls with one cup I'm pretty sure you could.
Speaker 1:I've seen the whole video. That's how I knew I was freaky. I'm just like, hmm, that's how I knew I was freaky. I saw that shit in fucking high school. So I was like, look at this video. I'm like, okay, cool. And they're like, huh, that's wild. Like what? Um, that's wild, like what? You're not freaked out. No, this is um, this is interesting. I can't believe that's an actual thing. Like, okay, okay, because you're gonna watch all the. You've got it on. You might as well just keep going like, have you seen the whole thing? I couldn't even get past it. I was like, bro, close your eyes. I'll tell you the whole story. I saw the whole thing.
Speaker 1:I couldn't I couldn't, but I'm not into it. I just saw the whole thing that is um, it was wild yeah, to say the least like um oh gag, just thinking about it yeah there goes my chocolate cake uh but you know what it's. Uh, it's very interesting, to say the least, for a lot of the kinks that go on, because there's a, there's a whole lot of stuff, I imagine. Yeah, it's because there's contracts there's stuff that you got to through it and there's agreements.
Speaker 2:I imagine there's things that people couldn't even fathom, so Mm-hmm. That's why I'm like.
Speaker 1:Dude. I've seen a whole fucking arm go up someone's rectum. I've seen girls take a fucking head to the vagina. That is so weird. I'm talking about a whole fucking head and killed a guy yeah, because he got stuck. I'm talking about a whole fucking head and killed a guy yeah, Because he got stuck. True story.
Speaker 2:True story.
Speaker 1:Bro, bro.
Speaker 2:I mean if you were trying to get unborn success.
Speaker 1:But but Look, I get that your hole can stretch to its magnitude, and I mean stretch to its magnitude, like your password is rosebud, like god damn. That's life goals for a lot of people.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:I think it's hot, though I'm just like, wow, that's I'm so proud of you, that's you can wow, wow you can take that and kill the man, damn damn shit, that was bad. You bravo. Did you get away with murder? That's what I want to know. But it was weird because I think it was like it was an accident volley.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say was it voluntary or involuntary it was voluntary, he knew what he was doing he was voluntary. I'm talking about her manslaughter man she was.
Speaker 1:I mean, what do you do when the guy have a guy who just stops moving? You just try. I can only remember very awkward calling 911. Yeah, my man's in my vagina, his head's in my vagina, ma'am, that's just sex. No, his head is in my vagina. I'm talking about the upper half, like can you imagine the surgery on that? Look, I've seen. Just because it looks like a butt plug should doesn't mean it should be a butt plug, but some people are just like it has a flare base. No, that's why I'm so scared of glass dildos. They're great, they are fun, they can be nice and cold, nice and warm, to your liking. But if you don't pay attention to your glass dildo and make sure there's not a chip on there, guess what's happening? Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 2:I don't want to.
Speaker 1:I don't want to either. That's not my place. But you know what everyone's got to learn. I don't want to. I don't want to either. That's not my place, but you know what Everyone's got to learn, but you know what. That's why I stick to silicone. Because of that, it is a very, very scary feeling, because you don't know what you're getting yourself into. You know what I mean, and it's a very scary feeling. It's a very feeling.
Speaker 1:Only imagine so it'd be like no I've seen one that I actually did thoroughly enjoy and it was 100 enjoyable and it's on fet life and I know I don't know her personally, but I got to see her work and it's fish hooks and they're on the girl's vagina lips oh, that's right, I think you showed them to me. Yeah, yeah I was like that because you were just like dude.
Speaker 1:That's like a work of art it is a work of art because some of the because kink is a work of art, because you do got flogging, you got wax playing you and there's a lot of stuff. We're just getting into the weird don'ts. We're talking what was that? I fucking glitched hard. I think Boothang's talking about me.
Speaker 2:Awkward.
Speaker 1:In his sleep too, Because he's already asleep.
Speaker 2:That's funny.
Speaker 1:That is funny.
Speaker 2:I said awkward because I'm just like this is what we're talking about and you're like, who thinks thinking about me? What?
Speaker 1:He's probably dreaming about me. It's funny because he's like this. He's like this big dude that he loves so much, and I know that he's straight as fuck. But I always feel the honor when he's like, yeah, I would just fuck me. I'm just like, oh, thank you, I'm just like I'm so honored just would be my type. I'm like, I know I am I'm everybody's type was I supposed to say that out loud?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry he's like dude really really he's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1:I know he is my bad, oh well, people know. Now, um, I mean, it's just boo thing, I don't. I didn't say his real name. So, except for the people who know he's a boo thing, yeah for those who don't, but those who don't, you didn't say his real name.
Speaker 1:So except for the people who know he's a boo thing, yeah for those who don't, but those who don't, you don't know who he is, but anywho, uh, but I've actually introduced people to him as boo thing every time. So the first time he came out to the kinky event, I'm like this is my best friend boo thing, like that was just how it is, because he was my boo thing. So so everybody who was like hey, what happened to your boo thing, I'm just like, oh, he's, he's back at home with this girl. Oh, I thought he was.
Speaker 1:You know, it's just kind of like a little nickname because so it's really people automatically assume yeah, so it's very easy because it's just like I'm not gonna call him by his government name. I mean, I do occasionally, but it's always boo thing, yeah so, but anyway, um yeah, so keep an eye on for next week for master cat, uh, for coming on to the podcast. I'm actually really excited. And then, of course, you know shenanigans it's coming up. I am actually this is really fun. I actually had fun, did you?
Speaker 2:same same.
Speaker 1:Tell me what you think about your freaky fridays. This is our first test run on freaky fridays. I hope you do enjoy it very thoroughly, and I we've got fucking more stories for freaky friday to come through, so do you mean we jess has?
Speaker 1:more. Oh, I have more stories, but if you don't hear, uh, delicious d on a freaky friday, it's because we have some the guest host, uh, that would take over on freaky friday to kind of go more into depth with it. I think master cat may do that, so it'll be fine. But hopefully we can get a third microphone, because then it'll just be all of us, so it'll be fun. It'll be fun, but I appreciate it. Thank you so much for tuning into our podcast. I appreciate you so much. Love you, bye, ciao.
