Mature Mischief podcast
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Join us on the Mature Mischief podcast with your Host Jesse James and Co-Host Dee Dee.
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Your American Dream Is Being Crushed By Design
Raw, unfiltered, and unapologetically real – this episode of Mature Mischief Podcast captures the breaking point that many Americans are reaching as they chase what was once an attainable dream.
Jesse opens his soul about the crushing disappointment of house hunting in today's market, describing properties with dangerous protruding nails, stained carpets, and broken windows selling for outrageous prices. "$166,000 for a house that literally needed to be demolished," he shares with genuine disbelief. This isn't just another discussion about rising costs – it's a visceral reaction to watching basic stability slip further from reach despite doing everything "right."
The emotional weight becomes palpable as Jesse confesses to crying at night, overwhelmed by constant setbacks. "Every time I'm trying to get ahead of something, I get shot down," he explains, touching on car problems, job changes, and the exhaustion of perpetually swimming upstream. What emerges isn't self-pity but a legitimate questioning of a system that promises rewards for hard work while continuously moving the goalposts.
This episode transcends personal frustration to examine broader societal issues – corporate exploitation, income inequality, and generational tensions. When Jesse states, "Nobody's trying to be catered to, they just want to be respected," he captures the fundamental human dignity many workers feel is increasingly denied them. The hosts don't offer simple solutions, but something perhaps more valuable – validation that your struggles aren't personal failures but symptoms of larger issues affecting millions.
Ready for an honest conversation about what happens when life keeps kicking you down? Listen, relate, and if you've made it through, share your own housing market horror stories with #FuckMondays in the comments.
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What's up, Gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is Jesse James. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the Mature Mischief Podcast. Definitely need it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you know, it's freaking Monday.
Speaker 1:It is Monday and I hate it so much with a passion. But anyhow, I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jessie James.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host, Dee.
Speaker 1:Dee, dee, dee, what it do, what it do, sister Dee, delicious, dee, delicious. Sister Dee, muy delicious, delicious, what it do, what it do. Sister D, delicious, d, delicious, sister D.
Speaker 2:I'm only delicious. D on Fridays delicious D the rest of the week I can be sister D sister D, I mean, if you want to keep on with the delicious D, that's fine just feed that ego. No.
Speaker 1:It just eliminates.
Speaker 2:Sister D, that's funny.
Speaker 1:I know it's Monday and I'm already feeling it because it's.
Speaker 2:Jesse's the epitome of Monday blues right now.
Speaker 1:In this moment. Okay, so everyone knows that I'm cool, I'm collected, I can pretty much kind of just deal with you know bullshit yeah it comes my way and this bullshit is just not staying it's being a bitch it's, it's being more than just a bitch.
Speaker 1:Um, normally I'm cool, normally I'm calm and collected, but, um, if you've ever bought a house, if you're in the market to buy a house, good luck, because at this point I don't even want to fucking think about buying a house at all period. But I know we need to because we have four dogs and we're going to need the space and I'm kind of getting tired of apartment complexes not doing what they need to do, uh, at a timely manner, in a timely fashion. Um, it's just not. It's just not feasible anymore. The cost of living has really gone up tremendously and dramatically, to the point where it's just like, literally the most ugliest and the most ferocious houses on the market are way, way overpriced.
Speaker 1:We, I, I, I can't tell you how many times we've looked at a house and I'm not fully, 100% thrilled with the home that we have looked and I'm just like, um, it's kind of it's, it's literally kind of bringing me down just a bit, though, but not not to a point where it's like I'm feeling depressed because I know the root of the issue. I know the root of the problem, I know the source of the issue. It's literally to the point where it's just like you know, um, you, I want to do something more, I want to do something great. And then when I do do it, I always get some type of kickback. And not that I don't care about the kickbacks, it's just like when it's donkey kicking you in the fucking dick over and over and over and over again.
Speaker 1:You're just like what the fuck? You in the fucking dick over and over and over and over again. You're just like what the fuck? And those who who have already homes already and are just like well, you know it's hard work, and you're putting the like fuck you, fuck you. Just just don't, don't, just shut up, just shut the fuck up, because it's like you bought your house when the market was feasible, when the market was actually doing good, when the market was great. And those who think that the market's great, and how, bro, the two houses that me and d, the house that me and didi went to go look at, dude, I, I, I can't. It's, it was fucking ferocious $166,000.
Speaker 2:It was so bad. It begs the question why is it even standing?
Speaker 1:It really does. Burgundy carpets that are purple. I don't even know if they're supposed to be purple. Burgundy carpets that look like there was blood stains on them um broken windows. Uh, it walls were fucking yellow than fucking yellow. Uh, they were. It was just it that house needed to be demolished it just needed to be set on fire not even renovated, just demolish it because, man, there were some fucking big ass nails in that house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they were like almost a whole half of a wall full of nails across the entire length sticking like three inches out of the wall. So it's not for a picture frame.
Speaker 1:I don't even think it was three inches. I want to say a good five, three inches, that's but my thing is why are you?
Speaker 2:maybe a little bit longer nails in the first place.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know what are you hanging.
Speaker 1:Uh, that was creepy, that house it's um creepy, it's kind of crazy, because you do really need to keep up with your credit score, you do need to keep up with the money that you have, and really, seriously, I'm not trying to like backpedal and whatnot or whatever, though, but the whole thing with COVID going through jobs, going through three different fucking cars already now my last one it's kicking me in the ass, man, it really is, and I don't know how much more I can fucking take of the ass kicking that I'm getting because I'm.
Speaker 1:It kind of sucks, though, because it's like I I should have tried harder. I don't know if it's just me, and I just feel like I utterly failed at this as as a person or as a human being, and I get it that we're all human in a sense, in a way that we're feeling this particular thing, but it just feels like it hasn't stopped. It hasn't felt this kind of heavy for me. Every time I'm trying to get ahead of something, or every time I have an idea, every time I do something, I get shot down, and after one good idea after another, after another, after another, I'm fresh out of ideas, I'm fresh out of wanting to.
Speaker 2:Freaking patience.
Speaker 1:My patience is running thin. That's like a major overwhelm for just one person I'm I, I I literally cry at night just thinking about it and, um, it's hard. It really is, because it's just like you know, you try to stay uh, calm, cool and collected for a lot of it and it's um, it just keeps punching you in the face it keeps kicking me in the dick and I don't even know why I I, I I've done so much for for myself to stay afloat.
Speaker 1:I, I do stuff for me. I know I'm very cocky, I know I'm very confident. I know I have this fucking grab life by the fucking balls, or a Monday by the balls and trying to do everything in manageable that I can possibly think of, and every time I'm Getting kicked and kicked, and kicked and kicked and it's like life doesn't know when to fucking just stop. I'm just like can we not do?
Speaker 2:that right now Can I have just one break One day.
Speaker 1:And I get it. And I get it. I understand that having this as a podcast, as a blog, as a way to kind of let go and let loose, to kind of talk about feelings and personal stuff and everything, and I get that people can kind of relate to a whole personal level. You know where we can probably used to like give, donate money to one another or have buy things. But even now, like buying shit these days, it's, it's ferocious, it's. You can't even try to even remotely want to buy something nice for yourself without having to feel the pinch of your wallet, the the pain and the agony of just wanting to like just tear out your hair or be, um, stressful and you know not not trying to have an episode of epilepsy or trying to have a stroke or trying to have a heart attack from it or whatever it is. It's, it's hard and that's why I just don't get a whole lot of people to as well. It's like, how do y'all manage all of it? You know, you and those who have it who've been in the same house for a next amount of years, I'm like kudos for you. You're in the time period it was great.
Speaker 1:And people are like, oh, it's getting expensive and you know it's. You know it's tough, but if you work hard, you do it. Look, I don't want to have to work hard anymore. I'm tired of working hard like it's. Um, I've worked my fucking ass off since I was 16, 15, 14, 13, up until I was 10 years old, working my ass off just as hard as the next person is, because that's what it was always embedded. Us at is to do it, and if you work hard, you get what you want. If you do this, you get what you need. It's just like, dude, we don't need this bullshit right now, not in the politics. We don't need it. Where keep the poor, poorer, like, keep the market of the houses to a ridiculous price?
Speaker 1:but man, it's just unattainable yeah, because I'm looking at these houses. I'm looking man, that fence is gonna cost me a good three to four grand maybe at most, to even remotely wanting to put it together and whatnot. And it's just, it's hard. It really is like I don't, I don't know what else to do. It's just um, this is part of the adulting that I wish I didn't have to adult. I think this is why we just stick with apartments because it's easy, it's affordable, it's attainable. Uh yeah, it's space loss. We'll never have our own backyard, our dogs will never get to run around freely uh, it's. It's just so much easier because we don't got to worry about trash sewage.
Speaker 1:We don't have to worry about paying a high water bill, light bills fucking great maintaining the lawn or the yard, yeah, or the house, or the house for that matter, you just gotta fucking live in a real nice apartment and that's pretty much it and um, it's, uh, it's, it's insane, man, it really is, because you're not expecting this at all whatsoever. And no, I'm not crying, I'm just fucking stuffy. It's weird, it's weird.
Speaker 2:It's a freaking struggle is what it is.
Speaker 1:You know what it really is a struggle, because when you do something and the market and our buying a house has changed over the years it really has over the years Because now not only that you got to buy a house but you also got to pay your realtors now the 3% that they need to buy it so they can make the compensation off of it or their commission off of what they need to be, or whatnot off of what they need to be or whatnot.
Speaker 1:You can try to opt out of it by sending an email like, okay, we'll buy the house, but the house has to be the one to pay for the commission for them, right? So, and we got to be able to look for it. Look at the house and how long it's been on the market for to kind of negotiate prices, to kind of bring things down and whatnot. And I hate fucking HOAs. They're so. Hoas have literally become the herpes of the fucking world, like they just literally fucking pop up left and fucking right. Period. I am not trying to live in a house where I I gotta have someone tell me oh, you need to fucking cut your grass, or this is your final morning, or you need to do this because you know this and that and the other, or you can't do that like. No, I, I don't got time for that. I don't want to live in a new house. I don't want even one remotely built.
Speaker 2:I'd be living in a new built house ain't trying to pay nobody to bitch at me on how to run my own home Like yeah, at all period, because it's just like I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1:I don't want to do it. It's ridiculous. Hoa, people are fucking monsters man. They are really fucking monsters man.
Speaker 2:It's ridiculous, I'm telling you, and it's like the more time that goes by, the worse it keeps getting and it makes you wonder, like, at what point does everybody just not get the chance to have anything anymore?
Speaker 1:when is it to the point where enough is enough? When is it? When is when does it come to a point where we stop hating on what we do and how we live life? Like when is it? Where does it stop? Where who cares how hard someone's working or how much they complain because, oh well, that's just big business, dude.
Speaker 1:I hear it all the fucking time in my jobs, all the time. Well, I wish that a corporate would do something great for us and then they would do something great, and then you know we'd be like it's corporate. What the fuck do you want it to do? Like? That's just. It's embedded in us that, no, you're not going to get a fucking pizza day every fucking day. No, you're not going to get a fucking bonus at all. You're going to get paid what you get paid and that's it. And the only ones are going to get the bonus or the fucking general manager's and up, and that's just pretty much it. You know you can't miss work because, oh, you have a mental issue or have fucking depression or anxiety. God forbid that ever fucking happens to anybody. Oh, and if you get sick or have a heart attack guess what you still need to show up and do your job anyways, like really seriously no, okay, cool, let's just find somebody else and just replace her.
Speaker 2:Really quick dude.
Speaker 1:This is why that whole luigi thing where it's just like the oh well, he assassinated somebody, he was an innocent man, he, he had a family, yeah, and you know what? He fucked people over royally how many other families?
Speaker 1:how many other families have he has? He had blood on his motherfucking hands, let alone not just that all the corporate companies that are there walmart, target you, you know HEB, just to name a few. Albertsons is that even still a thing? I don't know Target, you know Best Buy, all of those fucking corporate companies that look down at us as irreplaceable because, no matter how good we do, even the ones who do do good, do fucking great and barely meet expectations, that it's like, oh well, I'm the top dog. Like, yeah, you're the fucking top dog out of the fucking 30 countries, but guess what? You did not exceed your expectations. You've only met your expectations. Why? Because they don't want to pay you more than what they want to pay. You already fucking a dude.
Speaker 1:But people want to bitch. Well, there's not enough people doing the fucking thing. Well, if the whole fucking world stops being fucking cunts for a moment and actually do something about it, you'll be fucking fine. But no, nobody wants to do that. Fuck us, right, jesus.
Speaker 1:And then, when kids do want to fucking work and try to do something, and then they're like, oh well, these young generations are being lazy because they, they want just somebody to cater them and to give them everything. Nobody's trying to cater to anybody. They just want to be respected. That is pretty much it, just how much we want to be respected to as well. I'm sorry that you kissed your boss's ass and ate his ass every fucking moment. You got it so you can be to where you need to be and then fuck everyone else and whatnot. Oh well, I worked my way to the top, yeah, with your tongue deep in someone else's ass, dude. How'd that fucking corn taste coming out of that fucking butthole man? God damn. And then you wonder why people are so fucking bitter these days.
Speaker 1:Man, the millennials are just like oh well, you know, I try to stay out of it. Don't, don't fucking stay out of it, man. Fucking put your fucking two, get your fucking asses out of the fucking couch and off of tiktok and fucking do something. Man, like god damn, we can fucking scroll screen share every fucking time, though. Oh, we got a bad president. Did you fucking vote? Because we're in the fucking mess that began with? Because people are mad, are fucking up everything right now. Now we got tariffs riding on every fucking everyone's asses now. Now everything is up through the fucking roof. So when you want to try to do anything. It's just like fuck you, fuck you, fuck that, fuck that hat and fuck the neighbor who's a crippled Like goddamn dude. Welcome to my TED Talk.
Speaker 2:You guys still here.
Speaker 1:Fuck your political fucking views, dude. Fuck you Like some people who have fucking made it big and through the fucking TikToks that are just like, like people who have made it bigger through the fucking TikToks, like you know what. Fuck you, dude, because how dare you? How dare you Like, oh, we need to make America make a great again. What the fuck does that mean anymore at this point? Like, how great do you want to? This is how I thought of being American.
Speaker 1:Making it great again is making people less poverty so they kids can have fucking food in their fucking bellies every single time. So we don't have to have food stamps or WIC or anything, have to rely on that so people can make money. Who gives a fuck if somebody is working at fucking McDonald's, whataburger or whatnot? These are the fucking people that are making your meals every day, who don't want to go to school and want to make a living doing that because they like flipping burgers and asking if you want fries with that and a shake to go with it, motherfucker. Or someone who's a fucking waiter who's serving you and you're only paying them almost a dollar to nothing on the fucking dollar. Oh you, should you pick this job. You should have had, guy. You should have gone back to school. Fuck you, asshole. Fuck you, we do. We are fucking here to be able to do this. Who cares about it?
Speaker 1:Everybody wants to fucking complain, but yet your fucking wife is not getting you pussy anymore whatsoever. So you're fucking bitter about it. Like, get off of your fucking dick. You limp dick and fucking take a viagra and get on top of your wife again. What? Your kids don't like you anymore so you can't fucking have it anymore. Like no wonder everyone fucking disowns your ass, man shit, and no one. Your kids are probably fucking retarded too because they don't got a good fucking education, because weaver over here want to fucking defund education for whatever fucking reason on it.
Speaker 1:So now the whole fucking world is dumb as fucking fuck and it's blooming as a fucking flower here. Not even a good fucking flower, a dumb ass fucking flower that barely gets any fucking sunlight, water or any type of books anymore, because no one wants to fucking read at all. Period like, oh my fucking god. Like, get a fucking book, get an encyclopedia. There is fucking internet on there, but yet everyone wants to fucking listen to conspiracy theories every single fucking time and believe on that like it's the fucking real world and whatnot. And people are like it's freedom of speech fuck freedom of speech that has done nothing for anybody at all whatsoever. But believe in fucking stupidity because everyone's entitled. Oh well, I pay a lot of money to do it, because I fucking do it. I pay fucking 1900 a month for a fucking apartment that barely wants to fucking move on its ass and get whatever it needs to get done or whatnot. But people are bitching about other things like oh, my cable box or my internet or my fucking car. It's not even fucking working when everything is a life of luxury, because this is what we all plan for.
Speaker 1:I'm old, I'm on a fax income. Well, get what the fuck you want me to do. Go die already and let everyone else to fucking survive, so we can all have the rest of the income already. You old bitches are already fucking survived already, long enough already. This already seems a fucking holocaust like god damn. Tell your family stop trying to fucking save you, and the doctors too, and just let you die already, so in this way we can make pavement for the rest of the people, because old people are just fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:Well, I graduated and dropped out of third grade. Yeah, bitch, it fucking shows like god damn. It fucking shows man, fucking white people don't want to try to fucking rule the world when the one percent is like fucking you and whatnot, why white, white, black people are pretending to be white. Mexicans are fucking pretty pretending to be white. Bitch. Last I checked you have fucking brown on your skin and you're mad about immigrations. I don't even fucking get the whole arabic and asian people and whatnot trying to fucking cater to the white person and say, oh, please, thank you, whatnot? Like we'll go and help and tell you help you, but over here, shenanigans, over here, like fucking piss because you're not treating her equal as just a fucking other white person. Now she's fucking black angry because people just portray them to be that way.
Speaker 1:Mexicans are just mexicans. You're telling them to go back to fucking to the yard and be able to go pick fucking fruit for you, add whole foods and any other fucking department that be able to do it. Well, we can get other people to do it and white people are finding out. Oh, it's really a hard job. Nobody wants to do it. But fucking deport mexicans back to where they fucking need to be to or any other countries that they fucking belong to for what?
Speaker 1:Our people from fucking overseas are fucking succeeding a lot more further than the fucking usa period. They have succeeded further than anything else. It has nothing to do with the cartels or anything like that. Back in a hundred years from ago, the mafia used to fucking run the fucking show and the government the government was just pissed because the mafia did a hell of a lot fucking better than anybody else. Except the mafia had just one thing fucking respect the family. No drug dealing, no, nothing. They've actually stood by that. You got cap free if you did anything at all whatsoever, and it was a double tap too as well. That's why aquapon was the fucking best, because his Valentine's massacre was basically because fucking 14 people decided to be fucking dickheads and they got killed because they fucking decided to cross on his shit. Like come on people. God damn, am I missing something?
Speaker 2:Shit Just a screw here and there, that's all Just like the rest of us. Just like the rest of us.
Speaker 1:We all just want to fucking have a good, freaking free health care or whatnot, do I want to be a fucking fat fuck. Every single time walking these fucking hallways of my own home and when I go to hb, my belly's showing and popping out and shit. Because america can't make their fucking clothes large anymore. Because you got to pay for an extra two dollars just for a two-act shirt or even for a 5x, because somebody may have some type of thyroid problem, because there is no fucking issues with it or no any type of medicine to be able to do it, because you got to fucking live with it. So now you're just getting fat because it's not what you eat. It's an underlying medical condition anything with type of heart issues.
Speaker 1:It's a lot more easier to go to fucking mcdonald's than it is to go and get fruits and vegetables to make a whole meal. Veggies only last for one week, when the fucking meat can last a lifetime in the fucking freezer. Like, come on, man. Bakers can't be choosers. Everybody wants a fucking a piece of the pie, but they don't know how to fucking distribute you evenly amongst each other. Everybody wants to be fucking selfish every single step of the way and then they're worried about. Oh, my life is on the line because I'm gonna get assassinated. Let's not, let's do this, let's not do that.
Speaker 1:Like man, y'all fucking cater to y'all's fucking people in the fucking top of your corporates, or your one percent, or who are they fucking your stock market people? Whatever, you want to fuck your stockholders, that's what I'm looking for. You want to fucking cater to them because, oh, they're the ones that's making the money. Okay, are you sucking their dick too while you're at it? Cause, god damn, it sounds like you got your fucking mouth full of common shit and whatnot. And you're over here mad at gay people because you're swallowing enough from your stockholders, because you want to listen to them, because you got a mouthful of fucking cum. I can't help that. I'm sorry your tongue is so deep inside their fucking stockholders up asshole. It's probably not even a good hole either. They probably don't even wipe their own ass because, oh, it's, it's masculinity, it's, it's being able to do it, and their fucking wife are looking at their underwear going again. Hey, damn, dude, fucking people are. So we are just fucking vile creatures. We really are vile, fucking creatures. We only want to do things when it's convenient for us. So it'd help us so we can make it look like we're doing something for them.
Speaker 1:But everybody on fucking tick tocks like, yeah, fuck, I'm like okay, if you didn't have social media, what the fuck did we have back in the day? We had no computers, we had no cell phones, we had no internet, but fucking dial up and everything else and whatnot. You had to pay for that shit. Everybody's fucking strong behind a fucking keyboard, but when it comes to in person, I don't what. People are fucking strong when they got a gun in their fucking pocket, that's for a motherfucking sure.
Speaker 1:Let's shoot up a whole fucking school and kill all the fucking kids that are there. But oh it's, they're just kids. It's just kids. You might as well just fucking do a whole genocide on the fucking world and just let it be like. Kids have to fucking go to school wondering if they're going to live and the parents have to worry about that every single time. But guns are not the issue. Guns are not the issue. You know what the issue is? It's people who own the guns. That's it, because guns don't kill people unless it's in the hand of a serial killer or somebody who has mental health issues. That's the only time a gun. It's ever, ever, the most deadliest one. And why do we need it?
Speaker 2:and why is there mental health issues in the first place?
Speaker 1:because everybody is fucking tired of fucking working. That's what it is. And who's in the shot? A lot of the fires. Your kids, the school, the one, literally the poor people have fucking nothing to do with what. Now? Why are you going after kids? Then go after the corporate people? Like goddamn, eat the fucking rich, leave the fucking poor alone. We're just trying to live our fucking life. Dude, stay away from school zones.
Speaker 1:Go and get fucking pedophiles out there who are fucking roaming the street. Shoot them in the dick a few hundred times so they fucking get the message. Man, fucking empty out your fucking ak-47 there. God damn, what does a kid ever do to you? They had no morals. They don't understand. They didn't do anything wrong. They live and they die every single day. Kids are wondering why is this happening to me when they go to school and parents don't realize that they're looking to fucking medium so they can have their last word of their child to see what they're doing. And their last word the child ever says I was scared in this world, it's a scary place and I don't want to be reincarnated anymore whatsoever. How is that a fucking thing? Even the dead don't want to be in reincarnated, but fucking people are trying to get fucked, no matter what they want to do, and be able to have kids when they can't even know.
Speaker 1:Fucking 40 john and kate, plus 8 and 14, now going on 20. Goddamn bitch. Get off of her like damn. There is not enough room in your house anymore. What are you doing shit?
Speaker 1:Leave gay people alone. Leave trans people alone. We just want to fucking live and suck a dick, to live another fucking day. That is it. If we're sucking your boyfriend, your husband's dick and he's straight, that's his problem. It's not my fault. He's closeted. Okay. If he likes a woman with the dick between her fucking legs, that's a him issue. I'm sorry if you don't have what you're, what you're looking for, and the girl has it because she has the fucking tool and the equipment to be able to get him to go. I'm sorry, but that has nothing to do with trans people and that's no different than a fucking trans man too as well. Yes, they still got their tools and their equipment the way it is and they would go all the way for it, and some have made the transition all the way through.
Speaker 1:But leave them a fucking alone. Leave them alone. There is just no need for it. This world is just, it's so weird. It doesn't make any sense that we are here in this area where people are just like you know, whatever, I know there's gonna be one dumb motherfucker. Just be like, well, he has a lot of complaints, he's got some a lot of impression. Fuck you, bitch, fuck you. No one asked you. You just mad because no one wants to fucking give you time and your attention and be able to acknowledge your ass. But you want to be able to be acknowledged because you think you're tough behind a keyboard. Oh, motherfucker, fuck you. Go get a bag of dick. Go suck your fucking boyfriend's dick too while you're at it. Hey, god damn, fucking oppressed motherfuckers, anything you want to say I'm gravy, I am, I'm.
Speaker 2:I need my popcorn, I need my popcorn. I need my popcorn to just keep listening.
Speaker 1:Fucking A dude, and things are just getting more and more expensive. We're gonna make America great again by putting tariffs on everybody. Fuck you, fuck you. That has nothing to do with that. The whole world was better off without any of that. But people believed it. People bought into the whole skit of being a president being assassinated. Bull, fucking shit. A blue shit, a bullshit. That shit was staged you, no fucking way. His ear would have been fucking blown straight the fuck off. He is not a hero. He is not superman. He is sure as hell, as ain't jesus, that's for sure. And if he claims he's jesus, motherfucker, you know. You got a glory hole in your bedroom just saying the white house has a fucking glory hole. You're not gonna tell me otherwise why people like fucking dick and they like sucking on it. You think that raspy voice is just for melania? No, that motherfucker. Suck a dick and come back. Oh, we're going to do it again. He's adjusting his fucking throat. That's what that is. What about the other president? They probably fucking suck dick too.
Speaker 2:God damn it man you good. Is this thing on it? Is it absolutely is it's caught?
Speaker 1:every word, every word I feel so much better good monday woes. Tomorrow the story fuck mondays, fuck Mondays. Next time you're at work, next time you're at work, fucking, deck your boss in the fucking face and go to jail, happy. Go to jail, fucking happy. Deck him in the fucking face. If they ask you, where'd you learn that from? Tell them. Tell them, jesse sent you.
Speaker 2:Tell them, jesse said it was okay to deck your boss from like your kids bullies need to be fucking putting in their fucking place.
Speaker 1:Your, your boss, needs to be fucking decked in the face, put under some hot steamy this is for starbucks hot, steaming water and keep his fucking head there. I got a lot of underlying issues no way, no way someone's gonna use that. Where did you do the mature mischief?
Speaker 2:yeah, they're gonna tell you.
Speaker 1:Oh, jesse sent me jesse sent me because you told him to yeah do it, go do it, chile dude. It's fucking ridiculous, man, people forget that you should not be fierce, you should not be scared of your bosses. You should not be scared of your government. You should not be scared of your government. You should not be scared of anybody. The world is way stronger than that, and you know what proved that fucking point was January 6. That showed that white people came together to fucking do one thing and to shake the fucking government, and that's what they did.
Speaker 1:As hateful as I don't like it, it made a fucking government and that's what they did. As hateful as I don't like it, it made a fucking point. It made a fucking point because the whole time, this whole world not just buying houses, not just trying to fucking survive, not just trying to have a fucking car payment, not just trying to be able to make it day by day, not just to be able to have insurance so you can fucking survive, so you can live another day this is just people just going. Fuck I have, I'm stuck. I am stuck in what I'm doing, and doctors are keeping you sick, no matter what you fucking do, because they don't want to do nothing about it, because the insurance company wants you sick every single time. Canada figured that out that they can do free universal health care so people can get better. And look how happy other third world countries are because they don't have to pay for fucking insurance.
Speaker 1:It's always been about the fucking business. It's always been about a money. Money has been the roots of all evils and we are fucking part of that. We all want to work. We all want to do it. This is why people rob people every single day. This is why people do convenience stores because it's convenient. The name is in the fucking store convenience. Change the name to the corner store. You'll get probably a lot of prostitutes.
Speaker 2:It'll be a change of pace let me say they're just gonna change one crime for another it's just fucking ridiculous dude like how, how, we, we are all, everybody, everybody.
Speaker 1:And you can't say, oh, I'm not me, I'm perfect. No, you're not. No one in this fucking right mind and in this world is anybody fucking perfect? Dude, I am fucking far from it. None of us. Just stop already. We're all vile creatures.
Speaker 1:We just want to go to a restaurant and pay for a fucking meal without having to tip the server, so the server can get good fucking money at the end of the fucking day. Simple as that. Half the time I don't even want to tip. I don't, but tipping is just so fucking overrated. It really is. I'm getting tired of the tips. I used to be a server too. I know what it's like. Sometimes servers make good fucking money on a good day, bartenders make the fucking best money on a good fucking night, and it sucks because when they got to share their tips in a tip pool, that shit sucks. That shit sucks, yeah.
Speaker 1:And people are like, oh, he's gonna not put taxes on tips, that that's not gonna happen. Y'all, that is that. That is that will cause so much turmoil. You think we're paying taxes now. When was the last time y'all ever had to pay a tax period. When was the last time you, what was the last time you actually got money back from your taxes and was happy about it? People used to get their. People used to look forward to their income tax. Everyone looked forward to their income tax.
Speaker 2:It was always a huge deal, a huge deal.
Speaker 1:People were just like oh, I'm having kids and I can't wait to get that income tax credit. Yeah, and that income tax credit paid on Uncle Sam. So, yeah, it paid, it paid. And you know what the thing is. If you want to change the world, if you want to change the world, it's not about violence, because you can do things without violence, and the main thing is stop, stop going anywhere, stop purchasing, stop going to work.
Speaker 1:If everybody in the motherfucking world just stop going to work period, just stop, because if no one has anything to do anything at all whatsoever, the whole world stops and what happens? The whole market crashes because no one is doing anything about it. Debt will go up high, people will start freaking out. No one wants to come to work. No one is going to want to cross that fucking picket fence period, not for the money that people are making anymore. Your degree is no longer a degree. How the fuck is that? Oh, the american dream was to get a degree, make about 85 to 95 to almost a hundred thousand dollars a year, and people with degrees are only making 35 to 45 000 a year. How is that fucking working?
Speaker 2:and not only that. They're only making that much a year. How much did they have to pay to get that degree in the first place? Probably more than what they're making dude.
Speaker 1:Fucking communist is not supposed to be the way the communist is. It's the way it's portraying at all period, period. Everyone is scared to go the whole. What's the word I'm looking for? Not liberal, but there's a word for it socialist. Everyone's ready to go to be a socialist.
Speaker 1:When back then it was a socialist world, everybody made good money, everybody was treated equally. Until when, when reaganomics hit, that's when everything just kind of went down because being a communist back in the day was illegal. You couldn't be a communist. If they they found out you were in jail. They didn't like being. No one could be a communist at all period. And people forgot about that. People forgot that used to be fucking illegal. It used to be illegal. Crazy, yeah, businesses, everybody. It's just wild and people don't realize it's kicking them in the ass.
Speaker 1:And no one and I mean no one is going to save the United States. Nobody from overseas, nobody in our allies, nobody is going to come save us when we need it the most, when someone is like we need help, when someone is like we need help, and then when we want to try to leave the States, those are trying to seek asylum. They're not going to take us. And if they do take us, it's a long, long wait. It's a long wait. It's a long wait. But rather, if you want to listen to this podcast, rather, if you think that what I just said is utter bullshit, rather you think, oh, he's just a big baby or whatnot, and you know, oh, fucking liberal, no man, this has nothing to do with the left, this has nothing to do with the right. This is doing right by everybody. This is, this is literally doing right by everybody in the motherfucking world. No one asked to get pregnant, no one asked to have the uncle, or the creepy uncle, to come sleep with their niece, or what now? Without consent or permission, and now they got to carry that child. There's no options, there's no opportunities and those.
Speaker 1:I don't understand the whole belief system. Because you're christian, because you're this, because you're that. It doesn't make any sense to me. Why does that? Why is that such a thing for religion? People to step in and be like, oh, because the bible says this. Like dude, the bible is outdated, has always been outdated, everything has been outdated. Just like your wife when she can't fucking come anymore and you have to use AstroGlide for her fucking pussy. Like, come on. Like God damn, like, let that fucking shit go. Hey, damn dude, you got to fucking keep spitting on the fucking Bible every single time when God or Jesus doesn't even want you to fucking talk about him. Period, he's just like. I'm done with y'all motherfuckers. Whatever's going down down there and it's going to be, I'm so blessed. No, you're not. That's the devil blessing you for every fucking stupid shit ever. Is heaven real? Yeah, heaven's fucking very real. They just don't want you. They don't want you, i't want you. I'm gonna go to heaven. No, you're not. No one is we're here well, how do you know?
Speaker 2:call it intuition we're all going to hell or we're all already in hell hey, because some can fucking live in this lifetime just fine.
Speaker 1:Can you be living this lifetime just fine? I don't care how vile a person is, the vile people don't fucking die. They're like fucking cockroaches. My sister has been a living proof of that. My grandfather has been a living proof of that. Oh my liver, I'm going to die. Did he? Did he die? No, he's still alive. Is he home? Yeah, fuck, fuck, my god damn it. It's so bad. Even prisoners are making fucking only fans. Prisoners are making an OnlyFans and making money by people sending in money for them. They're doing a better job than we are Because there's a kink for it. People want it. Your vato, he's getting fucked. Your vato, he's getting fucked. He's got a boyfriend in prison and then they break up and when they go back they're back together.
Speaker 1:You think that peanut butter is there just for show and tell. I don't like the way us taste peanut butter all over their face. I'm being fucking for real. I've heard stories. I'm just like how do you know? I've never been arrested, but I knew of any of you about the locals that would tell me peanut butter all over their face, so weird. Peanut butter all over their face, so weird. Is that peanut butter in your face? No the fuck, I don't like the way it has taste. That's what. That's what happens when masculinity becomes a thing and no one wipes their ass, and you're in prison. You can't even wipe your ass, so you got to mask it with peanut butter.
Speaker 2:You gotta eat ass taste, but you like the way nuts taste.
Speaker 1:And you know what Can you imagine if it's like the crunchy nuts and you can't tell which is the real thing that you're eating?
Speaker 2:No sir.
Speaker 1:Yeah, visualize that one for a moment.
Speaker 2:No sir.
Speaker 1:Is that peanut? No, that's corn. That's your elote. Your elote comes pre-made your lunch is recycled congratulations, fucking nations. That's it. That's all I got. That's disgusting you think so.
Speaker 2:Yeah, lunch is recycled.
Speaker 1:Congratulations. That's it. That's all I got. That's disgusting. You think so? Yeah, I know it's disgusting. You thought two girls in one cup was bad. You haven't been in prison and having elote. You're trying to figure out where they get corn from.
Speaker 2:Having recycled elote.
Speaker 1:Recycled and you know what I've heard.
Speaker 2:I've heard stories I've heard. We'll save that for friday nah, not even.
Speaker 1:That's not even a freaky friday episode, that's just.
Speaker 2:I ain't trying to get hot off of that okay because, like some of the stuff that we didn't, that we discussed on freaky friday, wasn't questionable for some people oh, yeah, that's the same way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm pretty sure anyhow, I am your host, jesse james and I am your co-host dd thank you tuning in for the mature mischief podcast and we appreciate you for making it this far. And if you have making it this far and if you have made it this far hashtag fuck Mondays and simple as that, and you know what? I hope that all of you have a beautiful, lavish day and bless it be honey, bless it be. Remember. We bless your heart hard on this podcast. Now go punch your boss in the face for me, okay, love you, have fun. Bye, ciao.
