Mature Mischief podcast
Greetings, Gremlyns!
Join us on the Mature Mischief podcast with your Host Jesse James and Co-Host Dee Dee.
Embark on a journey filled with mishaps, awkward moments, and adulting wins. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and nod along with every episode!
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Older, Wiser, and Still Wondering Why Math Exists
Nostalgia hits different when you've got a few decades under your belt. Jesse and DeeDee take a meandering journey through the cultural touchpoints that defined their younger years while examining how perspective shifts with age.
Remember Tejano hits like "Charanga" that made everyone from your abuelita to your baby cousin lose their minds on the dance floor? We revisit these musical memories and laugh about how our bodies now protest when we try to "drop it like it's hot" – which is more like "drop it like it's lukewarm" these days. The hydraulic press motion of getting up after attempting to dance becomes all too real when you're pushing 40.
Our conversation drifts through carnival rides we can no longer enjoy without worrying about blood pressure, foods our palates have grown to appreciate (oysters: delicious or "sea boogers"?), and the sobering realizations that come when historical narratives we learned in school unravel with adult understanding. The Battle of the Alamo and Christopher Columbus stories hit different when you learn the complete context.
The episode culminates in a spirited debate about mathematics education and standardized testing, revealing how our perspectives on learning evolve alongside our aging bodies. Is math necessary? Do standardized tests actually measure intelligence? These questions spark passionate discourse between hosts with different learning styles and experiences.
Whether you're feeling the first creaks of aging or well into your wisdom years, this episode offers both laughter and thoughtful reflection on how time shapes not just our bodies, but our minds and hearts too. Listen, laugh, and perhaps reconsider what "dropping it like it's hot" means for your current stage of life.
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what's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is jesse james. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill hill. This is the mature mischief podcast. You know, today's wednesday, we're hump day. We're getting I had to I think it's just so funny. I think it's so funny every time you say I know where it's from too. Yeah uh, what was it? It was the geico commercial right, the camo right I love them because it was always that one that was.
Speaker 1:That would holler it in the background sorry if you hear us we're eating on cake cake. It was actually really cool, because it's those brady crocker ones that you put in like your coffee mug and you throw it in the microwave for like a minute and a half mug cakes, mug cakes, mug mug mug, mug, mug, mug, like your fugly, mug Mug.
Speaker 2:Mug.
Speaker 1:Mug Mug.
Speaker 2:Like your fugly mug.
Speaker 1:Damn Fuck, Not my ego being burned. She called me ugly. I mean, it wasn't directed toward you, but I looked at you. I mean I'm the only one sitting here. Who else is sitting here? God damn, I love it. My bad, I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jesse James. And I am your co-host, dd yo dd what to do, baby girl yeah, no, sister d a bitch.
Speaker 2:I was getting there and you beat me to the punch.
Speaker 1:Nope, what do you do, sister d? Nope oh come on, it's not the same.
Speaker 2:Yes, it is because I already said no. Now I know what to do you keep stealing my?
Speaker 1:I get to kill it. You keep stealing my thunder.
Speaker 2:I get to kill it now, woo-hoo.
Speaker 1:Nuh-uh, I'm still going to see it. It's just a D up in his house. Oh crap, oh my God. You know I was kind of reminiscing through a lot of my music things, through a lot of my music, and I was going through a lot of old like the hano music, like way, way back in the day, like for us maybe middle school, and um, it was uh, chiki tiki boom. Uh, I was listening to it the other well, I was.
Speaker 2:We were listening to a that's middle school dance.
Speaker 1:If anybody knows who's in the Latin and Tex-Mex, the Hano music, if you will. It was one that was actually pretty, one of those. I don't know the band's name, I'll spell it it's.
Speaker 2:O-X-Y-G-E-N-O.
Speaker 1:Oxygeno. Is that what it is Oxygeno, oxygen.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:It's actually pretty cool, because we were listening to it the other day and there was a song that was stuck in my head and it was this damn song that just popped up out of fucking nowhere. Do you remember? Have you seen what is it Inside Out? Mm-hmm. Okay, you know how they bring that one random song up to that girl and it's always playing for her. Yes, that's what it was. It just fucking popped up out of nowhere. I'm just saying okay, what was that song? It?
Speaker 2:was a random core memory for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude like hardcore, like it got me going. Okay. So it's this song here I'm just gonna play like a real quick uh synopsis of it, really quickly, okay. So if you remember that song, that was that song that everybody would listen to and there was another one, uh, charanga, oh god was the other one.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god charanga was funny charanga man Charanga was funny.
Speaker 1:Charanga was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:Charanga was funny too Charanga To watch yeah, to watch the dance floor from the sidelines was the best when that song came on, Everybody was.
Speaker 1:That was the-.
Speaker 2:Especially if it was at like quinceanera or weddings with very Mexican heavy and everybody. It was late into the night so everybody had already had all, all of their drinks.
Speaker 1:What would charanga be now for? Like pop culture? What would be the what like the chacha? No, not the chacha. Slide the tootsie roll no no, because it's not.
Speaker 2:It wasn't an actual no, it wasn't a guided dance.
Speaker 1:No, it wasn't a guided dance, but there was just one part that everybody would go crazy on, because yeah the because the speed, the speed of it let me see or
Speaker 1:just hit it hold on real quick. I'm gonna pause this for a moment, okay. So I found it and it's it's funny because it's like one of those songs that just hyped up a lot of the mexicans so, and then I found it, so we'll play the small little course here really quickly. It was this part right here that everybody went fucking that shit crazy for, so it was that part. So it was.
Speaker 1:It was just that one part that everyone would listen to and everybody was everybody's dancing, the normal kind of dances like it was the lane dance that one part was just that, and then everybody would stop, yeah, and then we get down and try to like fucking grind. And it was your, it was your abuelita, it was your grandma, it was your yeah, it was your mom.
Speaker 2:It was you and your diapers and your primas your primos man.
Speaker 1:That song just fucking went hard, man, and they still played at Quintinillas. I don't know, did they still play at Quintinillas? You still do that whole thing, or whatnot?
Speaker 2:I do, but I haven't heard the charanga in forever.
Speaker 1:Really, I haven't heard it either.
Speaker 2:But yo charanga was fucking, they played.
Speaker 1:Tejano, but not that far back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not that far back, we were talking about it earlier too.
Speaker 1:I just want to get a U-Haul. Oh yeah, I just want to rent a home. Everybody just comes in.
Speaker 2:No, no, I want you to fit everybody into a U-Haul, a fucking U-Haul. Maybe, an A-Tune I want you to hang a disco ball in the middle of the seating of a. U-haul. I want you to line it with lights and let everybody cram in there.
Speaker 1:And then we just drive around.
Speaker 2:And then play charanga.
Speaker 1:Charanga, yep, and then just watch that fucking thing flip over, yep, thing, flip over. I want to rent a, a hall, a dance hall, at least big enough, and just have a. What is a song? Like three minutes and 31 seconds of people just dancing the charanga. That's hilarious. This is I did. That's just one of those things I just want people. Just look, your theo's gonna come out with a fucking now who has probably an oxygen tank, maybe your grandmother, and a fucking walker, a wheelchair, I you look, you want to get rid of some of the boomers mexican, latino boomers and we'll play that song.
Speaker 2:That shot on go they're gonna take themselves out for a while hell.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they will be so fucking out of breath. It's gonna be fucking hilarious dude?
Speaker 2:no, because, because then for days they're gonna be crying and complaining that everything hurts either that or they'll be dying.
Speaker 1:My grandma died because of the charanga. Can you imagine? Oh see, we, we grew up in a nice little time period where music was very, it was different, it was different. But that dance music for tahano was very different too as well, because me and my sister, man, we used to kill it back in the day, like dancing was like one of those things. Like we we did cumbia, porca, chacha, salsa, um, anything, you pretty much name it we did it. We were so, we were so heavy in dancing with the stars, like that was like the thing that we would watch and we would try to imitate some of the dance moves that they would do. We would, we would record it and then we would put it on slow speed so we can literally watch it how they, how they did it do you remember the movie sarsa?
Speaker 1:no, okay, there's a movie called sarsa and it has uh, it's them dancing, they're trying to get to a competition or whatnot, and it's very funny. This guy's he's starts off in a mechanic shop and they all start dancing and whatnot, and he has celia cruz in it who does an appearance for singing. Um, it's very funny. Not funny, but it's very like a romance type thing and it's so cute. I love it. I. I thoroughly enjoy that movie every time I watch it, though, but their moves in the side of that it's very, very good. They try to do they go for to a ballroom competition and everything.
Speaker 2:But that's funny. That kind of sounds like a movie with um cheyenne and vanessa williams yeah, no, but this one's called it's awesome, it's.
Speaker 1:I have to find, I have to show, find a clip for you so you can actually watch it though. Um, but yeah, no, I was kind of like reminiscing about old things because you know we're getting older, you know we're not that, we what you're already gonna excuse me.
Speaker 2:You're heading.
Speaker 1:You were saying You're heading to your 50s already.
Speaker 2:How dare you Wow? You're halfway there, halfway to 50? I'm past halfway to 50.
Speaker 1:Dear Lord, You're not 50, Seth you said I'm halfway there.
Speaker 2:Well, lord, you're not 50.
Speaker 1:You said I'm halfway there. Well, yeah, you're halfway, you're almost there Halfway to 50 is 25, bro. Between 40 and 50. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I'm almost halfway there. Dang it Dang.
Speaker 1:Thanks for calling me out, Abel. I'm right behind you.
Speaker 2:Seven whole years. Watch out now. Watch out now.
Speaker 1:I'm almost there.
Speaker 2:You ain't even in your 40s yet.
Speaker 1:I'm not even 37 yet. I'm 36 still.
Speaker 2:See I'll be 37 in August.
Speaker 1:Right behind you. I am right behind you. Shut up, I got my cane. I already beat you. I already had a cane already that yes so I I'll beat you in age. So whatever I've already, I've already blew up my back once got into an accident, and not in the good way no, oh, speaking of which, I'm gonna just go off in a small little tangent here, way off subject.
Speaker 1:You know what? Should we save it for Freaky Friday? I think we should save it for Freaky Friday. We save it for Freaky Friday. Okay, we'll talk about it. Freaky Friday we have Kat already coming up on the episode already.
Speaker 2:Oh, lovely.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so we already have that prerecorded already. So you're going to have to wait until next Freaky Friday to hear my fuckery of whatnot though.
Speaker 2:But that's going to be awesome though.
Speaker 1:Gremlins Like, oh my God, Something to look forward to. Yeah, something to look for. So next week, next Friday, freaky Friday Also too. We didn't get to post a podcast up for Monday. That was my fault. I kind of slipped the ball on that one. I forgot to post one, but anyway, um, any, anybody who's already old enough, or who's getting older um, I'm ready I'm 36 gonna be 37.
Speaker 2:Uh, dd's pushing. I don't know what she's pushing, but she's pushing. I'm pushing along in life. I'm 44.
Speaker 1:I'm 44 damn you'd be 45 this year unfortunately, you're halfway there um, uh, no, it was.
Speaker 1:I. I do love listening to like old school music and some of these songs are probably pretty much still maybe in my diapers still maybe, but I still remember some of it because I remember quinceaneras, all of that stuff that I dude. I hate standing up in quinceaneras when I was young I didn't want to do it, my mom forced me to do it, but I will say I did look good in a tux, so, whatever. Um, I've always wanted to be the. What is it the male escort for? The? Uh, um, I've always wanted to be the. What is it the male escort for the?
Speaker 1:uh, the guinconera, which I was, and then guinconera left me hanging at the, at the thing every single time she was with her partner or boyfriend yeah I was like, and I was the only one sitting there just chilling and whatnot, talking and whatnot, and I got to talk to the whole family oh, where's your escort? Where is she at? I'm just like fuck, if I know this is her party I'm just here to. I was the filler pretty much, yeah, you know so, um, but she was going missing throughout the whole time, when we were younger or whatnot.
Speaker 1:So right uh, it was just so weird, like being being in the quinceanera, and standing up in the quinceanera was me and my sister. We would teach everybody how to dance songs that they wanted to dance. Me and my sister would record graphic but more so my sister than me, because I'm not a dancer. I can dance with somebody with a partnership, like ballroom dancing. Right, you try to get me to do fucking hip-hop or whatnot. Yeah, child, I do. I can't. I I'm the tina that's trying to fucking. Like oh god, it's working. Shit, my whole body and ankles with it. Like I'm trying to suck dick and get fucked at the same time. I'm getting pig roasted. It's like well, is that how it's supposed to be? Because that looks almost similar to what I do in the bedroom. That ain't twerking, that's backing it up.
Speaker 2:Is he okay?
Speaker 1:Literally no For real.
Speaker 2:Is he cramping?
Speaker 1:Is he moving?
Speaker 2:I heard that is horrible, is he mooing? I heard that is horrible.
Speaker 1:Is it charades Cow?
Speaker 2:Cow Pig, buffalo Pig.
Speaker 1:Bull.
Speaker 2:That is horrible. It's so bad, dude.
Speaker 1:Texas Longhorn. Oh God, big Bat Mison, yeah, literally the only Big Bat Mison that's where they got that statue from corpus that buffalo, that was me we need you to pose, sir.
Speaker 2:I got this. I got this. Hold my beer this.
Speaker 1:Hold my beer, literally hold my beer, my God. But the older I get, the more I realize things in my body are not functioning the way they shouldn't be functioning anymore.
Speaker 2:Malfunction, malfunction.
Speaker 1:I can't even drop it like it's hot anymore. Lukewarm at best and if I'm gonna drop it like it's hot, I literally gotta be like in a chair just to go the hydraulic, hydraulic press, literally just that. Jesus fucking christ, I need a whole cane just to get up. The cane's my pole now, trying to fucking hold on to it and grind my way down.
Speaker 2:I hope it's not a wooden one. You're going to crack it.
Speaker 1:Bitch, I have a wooden one that's going to be a healthy one, be careful. And I found a. I was going through a lot of my stuff and I found like a lot of my martial arts stuff too, and I found some of my nunchucks and whatnot. I'm just like, oh, I wonder if I can still do this. I still can, I still not if I can do the whole thing with double I was like okay, cool, I still got it.
Speaker 2:I it hurts, but I still got it cool.
Speaker 1:I didn't injure myself yeah, literally I was like don't hit your head, don't hit your head, don't hit your head, because if I hit my well one, they're not foam, they have wood and they have little metal plates on them. So if I hit my head on that, yeah no, I'm fucked.
Speaker 2:If you would have hit your head Because I know you would have told me I would have laughed.
Speaker 1:I probably would have told you at the hospital.
Speaker 2:What happened, dusty? I was playing with my nunchucks.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Dear Lord.
Speaker 1:It's horrible. It's horrible. But yeah, there was no, there was a bunch of other songs that I was listening to. I was kind of like in the mood for Britney Spears, like in the 90s, like 99. So we went further back. I was listening to Sundance. What was it called? Is it Sundance? What was that? One techno that came out in the 90s. That was very big.
Speaker 2:Sandstorm.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Sandstorm. Was that the 90s, Dang yeah it was the 90s, it was like I don't feel old at all. That song is old enough to drink. Just letting you know it's way older than that, because it's the 90s. My sister's already 35. She was 91, dang it. No, she's not 35, she's 27, 28, man, my math ain't mouthing right today I don't bother dude, I try not to there's too many people, too many kids, and I'm just like no, she's about the same race.
Speaker 2:yeah, so it be you don't remember when their birthday is.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Dude, it's hard for me to remember Ryan's fucking age half the time. How old are you, little boy? Because he looks 12. 34?, 35? Oh, he's 34 now Shit, yeah, he's 34. Fuck.
Speaker 2:I have to ask him.
Speaker 1:I was like how old are you? Again Like he's a kid. How old are you? I mean, you're getting so big. Does he get to eat free? I don't know, but it used to be when, when we were younger together back in like 2016, 17, 18, 19 up around there, we would go eat and they were like would you like a kid's menu?
Speaker 1:wow, yeah wow, but it's like I don't know. I think when I'm older, now I know that I'm I'm an old soul at heart. I really am an old soul at heart because I already know things. I knew things. I was far advanced in what I already knew. Being as old as I, as young as I am, as old as I need, I've always had a soul. I've always felt like it was 65, 85 year old person because I kind of already knew exactly what I wanted and needed in life, especially in relationships, like I already knew what I needed and whatnot. But uh, now, in my age where I'm at now, it's like I, I know more, you know, and then you continue to get older, you know even further stuff. And I like talking to older people, like people who are like, are like 80, 90 years old, and you always tell them it's like any advice for somebody who's young, enjoy life. When they told me, enjoy life, I fucking did.
Speaker 1:But I didn't enjoy life like drinking, partying, going out all the fucking time you know, popping pills, snorting coke. If you do that, no, no judgment. Um, but I didn't do any of that. It was just not my thing. I never. My clubbing days were not over. I didn't want to go out now in the age that I am, though, but I want to go out for dancing, maybe go be pool, I want to go have fun. Um, I do miss like carnival, right, so I'm trying to fucking lose this way, because I want to get back on like those rides again, because I miss being on those rides and you can't be a big back on those rides because your belly's in the way. I mean shit.
Speaker 2:And if it ain't your belly, it's your blood pressure.
Speaker 1:Literally fucking that.
Speaker 2:I mean depending on the ride.
Speaker 1:I loved the kamikaze I did, that was my favorite ride mine was my only. Thing was.
Speaker 2:I hated when once you went up and then they kept it there and I'm like my head's gonna pop. You want to bring it down?
Speaker 1:come on, dude, we're gonna do this other than that dude.
Speaker 2:I freaking loved the just I could sit there and just watch I love the uh poltergeist.
Speaker 1:One poltergeist, poltergeist. It was at six flags. It's one of those like okay, sit down, all right, I'm gonna count to three, one, two, and then it just fucking takes off like zero to 88 and like one point two, it was a roller coaster.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a roller coaster, yeah but they call it the poltergeist. That's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they're just like okay, cool, they'll check your safety and everything. And you have the one that he's always pushing the button. Okay, ready On the count of three, click yeah, just boom. You fucking floor it, dude.
Speaker 2:You know I was never a fan of roller coasters Ever. I would see them and I'm just like, yeah, it freaks me out and I've had so many field trips to Six Flags here and I remember of course the Rattler was a big deal. This was before they redid it.
Speaker 1:Not the Iron Rattler.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So before when they did it, it would come over the cliff, right, the plateau, yeah, and when it would come down and take that curve, it was a rat. It was called a rattler the rattler for a reason, because the entire structure, as soon as it would pass, the whole thing would just shake. But like a snake, like it would go like yeah, you know, like this, and I'm like like a rattlesnake's tail and I'm just like, yeah, no, I'm not getting on that, like everybody's like yeah, and I'm just like no, no way, the very Now it's called the Iron Rattler.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, because they ended up redoing it because it was moving a little too much.
Speaker 2:It was scary, I think it was too high, and so they brought it down some. The very first roller coaster that I did get on was a complete mystery, a complete accident. How do you get on a ride and not know that it's a roller coaster until you've already taken off? Serious, serious, right, right, because how do you hide a roller coaster? You can't hide a roller coaster. Guess what disney world does really disney world. That's an entire roller coaster in a huge pitch black building oh yes, that's fun.
Speaker 2:Yes, you have no idea what it is there's no name and you're walking and you're waiting in line and you're just like, is this a spaceship or something?
Speaker 1:you're just in a long hallway and I hate it because you have to be in between a certain height bracket when you're getting on these. You can't be too tall, right, and you can't be too short. You've got to be somewhere like 5, 11, 6 foot, 6 foot, 2 and higher, say, anything above 6 foot. You're pushing it because their tunnels are small like they're. It scares me sometimes when I'm on those fucking rides because I feel I'm gonna hit my fucking head and I'm just putting my head back, you know, and everyone's with their hands in the air. I'm just like just hear my hands up by my titties and shit, like we got T-Rex arms yeah.
Speaker 1:Like just here, I'm just like fuck that dude. I do like the log ride with the water and everything that's actually a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:I actually, in all honesty, I'd rather be on the bridge than be on the log, ride with the water and everything. That's actually a lot of fun. I actually do enjoy that. In all honesty, I'd rather be on the bridge than be on the log ride, but yes, it's still fun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is still fun.
Speaker 2:Because I love getting the freaking blasts of water.
Speaker 1:I'm just like yeah, do it again. Do it Pushes you back just a little bit. You're like fuck, yeah, it's awesome Seeing when parents do it on fucking purpose and you're older and you see the kids there and they go fucking flying back and they cry. I'm just laughing my ass off.
Speaker 2:Like the force that.
Speaker 1:But you see, that's the thing about being older. You used to be that kid that your parents would do that to you. And now, as you're an adult, you'd be like fuck them kids. But we were looking at HEB earlier today because we went to go look for certain candies and we were looking for like the easter egg ones that we used to eat back in the day.
Speaker 1:They had a little marshmallow with the hard candy shell on it or whatnot, and they just don't have them anymore. I'm just like what those were, my favorite those were.
Speaker 2:We were actually looking for just original jelly beans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we were looking for original jelly beans. I mean, they had them, but they were like jelly bellies. And we kind of don't get jelly belly Only reason is because they were transphobic way back when, so I don't know if there still are or not. So we, just like I said, I don't support a whole lot of things so but unless you buy me jelly bellies, that's sort of the only things. That would be my exception to the rule. So but in you my favorite because I don't do chick-fil-a.
Speaker 2:My favorite was the juicy pear. This is my favorite jelly belly flavor ever, like what is it we had?
Speaker 1:I had the 100 dark chocolate, um yeah uh 10 out of 10. Don't recommend. You know, I do see the challenges that people have, like they get this like bitter, like I don't know if they overreact on it or not. But I guess it depends on, I guess it yeah, I mean I get it, because that is very just dry and bitter yeah, it's very dry and bitter.
Speaker 1:I can't explain the texture to it. Would I eat it by itself? No, I wouldn't. Would I put it in a hot chocolate drink to make it more dark? Yes, yes, I would. Yes, I would. But I should have read the package. I didn't realize it said unsweet.
Speaker 2:Well, it's going to be unsweet, because the higher the percentage, the less amount of sugar is mixed with the cocoa so 100% is going to be unsweetened, no matter what you can't find sweetened 100% oh come on, give me sweetened 100%. No, it's 100% cocoa.
Speaker 1:But I do love a good dark chocolate. A hundred percent no, I wouldn't do it again, but there are a few ones that I want to try. The 95, like I said I've already tried. I I want to say I thought I could have sworn. I tried the hundred percent once before, but now I tried it. No, I didn't because otherwise I would have said no, because it was very chalky. Uh, but I I think if you're ever craving like a dark chocolate and you want something that's going to like really kill a palate for you, or I would probably use this to help get like for my to rich the blood pressure, like the blood a bit, without having to get something with a lot of sugar in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, because they say dark chocolate is good for you. Sugar in it yeah, you know what I mean. Because they say dark chocolate's good for you. I probably would do this on a good day if I really need it, just for health reasons or whatnot, without the sugar yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:So I think the only way I'd possibly try it is when I have a migraine. I would try it to see how well a hundred percent does at taking away, because supposedly dark chocolate is something that you can eat to help relieve a migraine.
Speaker 1:Well, you can try it, I'll knock you out.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to give you a migraine, but the dark chocolate that I've ever tried during a migraine is just the regular commercial dark chocolate, like Hershey's or something like that.
Speaker 1:I love Peeps. There's a few things for holidays I like. So Valentine's Day is the part about chocolates, like if you get the ones at the dollar tree or the ones at hb for like a dollar, I love those. Those are so fucking. I like the sort of variety, whatnot. But I also like the bigger box too. Yeah, hubby gets me that for all the fucking time for valentine's day and I'm just like okay, easter for me are the peeps. I love peeps. Peeps are fucking delicious. I know you don't like marshmallow. I don't like marshmallow.
Speaker 2:You don't like marshmallows no, I'll only eat marshmallow in rice crispy treats and in s'mores they have to be really toasted.
Speaker 1:That's actually fair. That's actually fair.
Speaker 2:That's other than I like. I just I don't like just popping more. I'll have some in my hot cocoa because it melts into like a cream almost, almost like a cream, but I can't just eat marshmallow yeah, or fluff, or whatever it's not my thing. I'll taste peeps, though, because there are certain flavors that I'm like yeah, see, this I could do, because it you can't taste the marshmallow, like the fruit punch ones, I like the fruit punch peeps because, you can't taste the marshmallow.
Speaker 2:I don't like I'm. I like the flavor marshmallow, I guess see black licorice for me.
Speaker 1:I do like I'm a big fan of black. I can't have it all the fucking time I have to be really in the mood for black licorice. But I do love black licorice. So I kind of figured, since I do like black licorice, I would like the 100%. But and again I digress it's not as sweet as black licorice. So it's whatever. Uh, for halloween it's candy corn, the fall candy corn like the pumpkin, all that stuff I don't know, I just what I like I love candy corn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just love a good, all the things that people don't like about halloween candies I like candy corn.
Speaker 1:I can't help it I don't know, it's just something that I actually do, like. I just I like bittersweet stuff. I guess I don't know. I better be careful what I say, because somebody's going to make me a bittersweet something that I'm not going to like at all, period.
Speaker 2:I'm just like hmm, I mean the cool thing is, you'll try it.
Speaker 1:I will still try it. Yeah, but I do, I kind of like that. You'll like it see that my palate tends to change for certain types of uh, food or or candy, or something I may not have liked, but I can try it again. I'm just like okay, um, what was it that I didn't like? I'm just like I don't think I'll try that again. I don't remember what was it was a candy I don't know if it was a candy or a particular type of food oh I don't remember what it was, but I just remember.
Speaker 1:I'm just like that's good, but it's a no for me, like interesting yeah, like I like nobody likes sardines. I love sardines and I I just could buy them in the heb can and just eat them, just like that, because they're really good, no, thank you, no thank you. No one else likes can of sardines am I the only one my grandmother used to.
Speaker 2:She would open them up.
Speaker 1:She'd put them on the cracker yeah, put that shit on the fucking cracker.
Speaker 2:I'm like no man, no man oysters.
Speaker 1:Oh, I haven't had oysters in forever and I put that stuff on there with a little bit of the oyster sauce and just put it on there with the cracker and just oh, it's making my mouth water right now just thinking about it. I think I'm going to go buy some oysters, those are sea boogers, sir?
Speaker 2:No, I don't care if they are sea boogers or not, they're really good.
Speaker 1:I just I enjoy them. They're sea loogies.
Speaker 1:Me and my mom they weren't as expensive as they were back in the day. You know what I mean, but when for like a jar full. But I remember when I used to work in rockport back in the day, I remember I had bags. They would bring me fucking chunk and they were like ten dollars a bag and I'm just like I'll take four. And let me tell you, me and me and mary jane, my, we all, fucking man, we went ham on those, but they were frozen still.
Speaker 1:So I had to go buy an ice chest and keep them cool, because I didn't get off until work until later. So how do you keep something cool like that? I had to ice them. But it looks like they kept them frozen inside there for whatnot, and they sold them like that. So I put them in ice, took them back back home, put them in the fridge in a bowl so whatever water was there can just drip through, and then we would pull them out and, man, we fucking killed it. We fuck. Rockport is like the best known place for fucking oysters, especially around oyster fest time. Dude, they fucking pop the shells off like I don't.
Speaker 2:I've tasted fried oysters before. Um, I think only one time. I liked it one time, one way, that's it that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's because it doesn't. It doesn't have that gooey texture, it's cooked yeah, so it's firm, you know like, but it still has a little squish squeak like um occasionally I guess not.
Speaker 2:The maybe that's why I like them is because they didn't have any squish. They were like I said, they were firm enough. I know that sounds, I remember we went to.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's funny because I remember the oysters, because I do like fried oysters. They're really fucking good. It was my birthday.
Speaker 2:We were in south friday oh no, I'm sorry, it was fried clams flying crams flight, crams you said cramps, so I said crams. You said clams, so I said clams, I said clams. I think it was flying clams that I tried.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's different. Yeah, clams are different. Ab has never tried an oyster before at all, period, and I remember it was me and who was it? I think it was Joseph. At the time we all went and we had and joseph, we killed fucking um some oysters. Well, he had it on there and he told ab to try it. We had the sauce and everything, because I've never had oysters before. And he goes it just looks gross. I'm like you only get to live once. You get to try it one time.
Speaker 1:If you don't like it, you know, but you can't spit it out. I was like you cannot spit it out, you have to swallow it because, fuck, he's like, okay, cool, all they know is ab just edit and that pop, but you get that that squirt in your mouth and the oysters. Soon as he felt, they said he goes, no, he can't swallow it. I was like swallow it. I don't know if he swallowed or if he actually just spit it out, but I think he did spit it out on a napkin or whatnot. He goes.
Speaker 1:That is gross, that's like. That's like you know, like like swallowing a noogie or something. I'm like it's not close in texture, because if you actually swallowed a noogie with a moco in it. It's a little bit different than an oyster. An oyster just has more of a fishy taste to it. So but it still has the sea flavor because in the middle the words that squishy is it has the sea water still. That's still in it. But he tried it and it was like the fucking best thing ever, because it kind of shows that people's palates are a little bit different you know, but I, I do love a fucking good oyster.
Speaker 1:So interesting yeah, I like scallops, scallops, scallops are fucking good, but they're really expensive because unfortunately I because I saw hbs is like oh dude. I could fucking make a good scallop fucking meal right now. I think it was like 23 a pound, I'm like, for a one-time meal then now I'm okay, I'm good like chala dude but I do find my but.
Speaker 1:the older we are, now we see that history tends to kind of repeat itself throughout time and we're seeing it on on the news take talk and everything. You're just like I could have sworn we'd learned this back in the day, like I think this was something that we kind of like it was which is crazy, because if we see what we've already experienced when we were younger, what are the older generations?
Speaker 2:How did they feel about it? How many times have they gone through this? Yeah, exactly like. How are they?
Speaker 1:seeing this again. But it's so funny to see, because even those who went to school with us and still believe something else that they've learned back in that same time period, they're just like oh well, if you want to go, do that. And you know, I'm just like bro, we did take the same class, right? We? We did learn from the same history books. We've learned from the same thing. How are you this stupid? It doesn't make any sense, like it. Well, I'm trying to figure it out, but everyone is. It is what it is for a lot of people right.
Speaker 2:So I don't know, everybody's gonna take it differently and life along the way is gonna shape, and I guess the older you are, the more you remember things differently.
Speaker 1:Like you and I can remember the same thing back in the seven age age difference between the both of us, but we know the same history that we've known. Right, we, we can relate to that, but someone else is going to be like learning something, like they were taught something completely different. I'm like wait what? We? We took the same what, like run that by me again. So it's kind of hard to see the. The amount of stupidity you have amounts for a lot of people and I'm just like this is, um, very, very interesting to see, even a young generation, though. But this is some like this is things that people are trying to block out so we wouldn't have to remember. And when we get older and we realize we're just like, oh shit, like the whole thing was like christopher columbus, like when you were young you were taught one thing like he discovered america first, he was the first person, this and that. Then you come to find out there are already people here to begin with, and they were natives to this land.
Speaker 2:I'm just like even the battle of the alamo find out where the natives are here and now and it's just like yo wait. What, how? Why was none of that mentioned?
Speaker 1:none of it like and it's even now because some of the native people here not all of them, some when we rephrase that some native people have sold out to cater to the white person, the colonizer, to be able to say, hey, let's do this. And a lot of people are just like, um, no, like there are lands out there that belong to Native people that are sacred grounds for them, but the land is no longer sacred for anybody, even when it comes to like, oh, remember the Battle of the Alamo and what we were fighting for? Yeah, that was a lie too. Because when you get older, too, it's just like, bro, like, don't get me wrong, I love the alamo, I love texas, history.
Speaker 1:You know why texas was built the way it was built. When they say, people are like oh, my family had this for generations, yeah, that doesn't count comparisons to a native who's had it for a long, long time before that. So, yeah, that's, that's not saying much at all period whatsoever. Because people who had land already to build Texas, the land itself was stolen from native cultures, and Mexican culture too as well, because a lot of it, that's how Texas was built on.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying yeah, because it was part of Mexico.
Speaker 1:I'm just like whoa.
Speaker 1:Among other states, of course, of course, but I mean that's kind I'm just like whoa Among other states, of course, of course, but I mean that's kind of like the beauty of getting older, no-transcript, a lifestyle that you want to choose. You can choose the. You can choose the ignorance and bliss side, where you believe everything that people are telling you and what media has given you, and the other side is you can open your own eyes and see what the world is really coming about and what it's all about. Everybody has a different view.
Speaker 1:Of course everyone does of course like when I see uh, when I'm on tiktok, when I'm scrolling through, I do see a lot of the different politics and even some really dumb motherfuckers. I'm just like what, um, you know it's bad when uh shapiro has to come out and say what they're doing with the whole tariff because no one understood it, because no one was taught about terror. I mean, let's rephrase that we were taught about tariffs when we were younger, when you and I were going to school, and so were the adults. But those adults, the boomers or the young boomers, dropped out because they're like oh well, I dropped out of fifth grade and I'm doing well, yeah, but you're still dumb as fuck.
Speaker 1:Like holy shit, you can be very good at what you do because it's a talent that you possessed, but you didn't bother to gain the knowledge. Oh, because it was a slow learner. Yeah, it shows, it fucking shows that you're a really fucking slow learner. Like God damn, I mean not to be mean, but no, yeah to be mean, but you know it's. I don't know. I'm not trying to get political in it at all, whatsoever, but it's literally what it has to do with the podcast. We're getting older.
Speaker 2:We see things differently than other people for some fucking strange reason no, that's not strange, that's everybody not everybody is going to think the same way because not everybody has lived their life the same way and, in all honesty, even if we got taught in the same exact classroom by the same exact teacher, the same exact textbook, our brains are going to remember. Whatever our brains are going to remember, uh-huh, and my brain is not your brain, yeah, so this is why I think education should genuinely 100% should be free, and everyone should.
Speaker 1:There should be a regulation for a lot of students. You're not allowed to drop out period until you finish school, like you have to finish high school. It doesn't matter how fucking old you are, you need to finish it.
Speaker 2:I mean. I would love to see that, but if it's optional it becomes survival of the fittest.
Speaker 1:It is, it is, it is.
Speaker 2:If it's an optional as opposed to mandatory survival of the fittest, because those that want to chase the knowledge and gain it to better themselves in their lives, naturally they're going to learn how to and they will.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those who don't will not I do miss home economics because they would teach that a lot for people how to balance your checkbook, how to to do this, how to do that and I do kind of miss those, those classes and those courses that used to teach it, but they're just not as adults.
Speaker 2:As adults, we're going to say that we missed it. We're going to say that we missed it.
Speaker 1:We've done this a lot of things.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but I'm saying, only adults will say that. Only as adults Will you say that. Because, Only as adults will you say that, because when you're in high school and that's your choice is it going to be your first choice? No, no. More than likely no. What is the percentage of people that are going to be like yes, home economics, nothing else, Like I don't even care about the other electives, they're not going to.
Speaker 1:I don't think that it should be mandatory for anybody to, of course, because now, as adults, we're like adults were like bro, if they would have just openly given that kind of course. Yes, I just wish they would get rid of the standardizing tests across the fucking board. I hate those standardizing tests period.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's, it's ridiculous, because there's a lot of people that do not function that way no they can. They can retain a hundred percent of what they've learned the entire year. But once that test comes around, guess what it screws up their nervous system. And all of that is out the window just in that moment. Yep, when they're done the following day, guess what? They can answer all those questions.
Speaker 1:But when it came down to it, no, they couldn't but they shouldn't, but math, math is not mathy for some reason, because it's like when I went back, when I went back and I did the math, okay, I understood the certain key phrases that it gives you for the math when they're writing out certain things, like certain words will have certain things for subtraction, some words will have certain things for multiplication, addition, um, division and whatnot. So it has there are key phrases to look for, but I'm just like when am I going to need these key phrases Ever? Because in the long run, you just need simple math.
Speaker 2:It depends.
Speaker 1:It depends on the degree, but you should only that degree.
Speaker 1:It depends on your career but you should only that degree, career, that decree or that. You don't need math to be complicated with wordings, instructions of sentence to be able to figure out certain things. You just need to be able to plug in certain things or points or points that belong for the degree that you're in. No one knows if you have fucking 30 apples and suzy q took two and the other one's like I have five over here because he stole six, like I don't know, I don't need that shit. What I need to know is what I need to know for this. Tell me that type of math that I need.
Speaker 2:True, but that's to build the equation. That's all the wording is there to build an equation.
Speaker 1:I don't want to fucking build the equation. I just want to fucking build the equation. I just want to fucking get into my degree. Tell me what I need to know. For that you need to learn, no, how to work equations, yes, equations, but they don't need to be in a fucking form where it's like, okay, well, if teachers has fucking 10 dicks and mrs q is wanting another five dicks here, true, but you can't just introduce equations from the get-go yeah, you can I can, you can.
Speaker 2:It's fucking easy. And then learn all of that, yeah, once you start going to harder equations.
Speaker 1:But the equation in itself to per se that let's do the math on it, it's literally just plugging in fucking numbers Like there's not really a Math is literally kind of like a thing the language math is a language, though, but in reality we really don't need a whole lot of math to figure out a lot of the stuff like actually we do in a sense actually we do dude I make handmade.
Speaker 2:I make handmade cosmetics. Okay, that's not that big.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's not that big of a deal? It's not that big of a deal, but it's weighing certain chemicals and being able to do it If you don't do it right you're not.
Speaker 2:I have to go by percentages and fractions and weights. No, I get it that takes legit equations and I'm like why? I just want to make this stuff because it's fun. Oh no, you need math. And I'm like shit, shit.
Speaker 1:No, I get it. No, I really do get it. I understand.
Speaker 2:So technically I do.
Speaker 1:I get the logistics, because even baking you need to know math. You got to know how, the grams and whatnot, Because if you don't do it you're going to get a fucking either flat cake or very dry bread or you're going to get a brick. One of those things are going to happen first.
Speaker 2:Or goo or goo right.
Speaker 1:So, yes, you do need math in certain points and aspects of life In reality. Do I think you needed to be able to build things? I don't think so. In a sense, for some reason, something tells me you really don't need a whole lot of. If we needed a whole lot of math the people who are fucking making spaceships from fucking other terrestrial lives. You're going to tell me how in the fuck they're going to make something. We can't figure that shit out. How is somebody more advanced than we are making technology higher than we are? Is it really calculated off of math when they're just traveling? Yes, it is. If UFOs, because I would love to fucking alien and tell me yeah, math.
Speaker 2:You need math to be able to structure angles in buildings to make them safe when you're building weight-bearing walls or weight-bearing frames. Yes, because if not, that's just going to crumble and kill.
Speaker 1:You need math, yes, you need math, but you don't need it to-.
Speaker 2:You need math to calculate how much weight, how many floors can this building be built before it becomes-.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I'm not getting a math problem that I have to fucking read and figure out. I'm there to figure out the problem and the problem is okay. We need to figure out what this is going to be, the constitution of it.
Speaker 2:It's not on paper. Learned that because, since you were a little kid, those structured ones helped you to grow into the big ass equations where you're like now I gotta do conversions?
Speaker 2:yep, yep, and I'm like why? Because way back when you were younger, you had to read to build the equation. Because you can't just build an equation. You can build a two plus two, but you can't build the equations that have a whole one on top and then underneath the line and a whole sentence worth like that. Yeah, no, no, I could never. I could never. I bet you about the conversions that I need to do, as is. That's probably that's probably algebra, maybe a little calculus at best no, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I just don't know if math is the math is a real thing. Don't get me wrong. It is a real thing. That's a, that's a given to where it is, because people, when they measure certain things, they have certain weights especially like chemicals yeah, especially when it comes to chemicals, that's fine we could die.
Speaker 1:I just don't know if the the mathematical term in itself and how they presented, if certain key words or multiplication, if we already know certain things have to be multiply, especially when you're building a big structure in itself and how it's supposed to stand and hold itself, just by certain weight bearings. You don't need a whole lot of complications in math itself. You just need to figure out how the wind structure is going to hold where it's going to be going, and all of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and how do you do that? A mathematical equation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's not-.
Speaker 2:Because it's the velocity of the speed that you need to take into consideration when you're talking about the height and the weight building. Yes, I know the velocity.
Speaker 1:I know all of that, but I don't think in the math portion to take a test. I don't think they need to put this on it. Give me the fucking velocity to the point where I need to be able to do this. I don't want to fucking read the whole damn thing, just give it to the point, to where it needs to be, and that's where I want it. You just want the sentence, just so that you can figure out the answer exactly, don't?
Speaker 2:give me everything. You don't want the the breakdown of the numbers. You just want to see the numbers so that you can figure it out yes, just give me the fucking number so I can see it.
Speaker 1:I don't need to know that Jan had 10 apples and Susie took two of them to be able to figure out this.
Speaker 2:And what if, on this, 10 minus 2 equals what?
Speaker 1:Whatever that is, give me that. If you give me that, then I can answer it just fine. I don't need the whole fucking structure and why they need to put it as a sentence or as a structure.
Speaker 2:Okay, now I get it.
Speaker 1:Give me what I need. That's what I need. That is it? Yeah, simple as that. Write it out, let me figure it out, and I'm good from there. Yeah, do I need to read it and understand certain keywords and phrases to be able to know where X goes or where Y or whatever the fucking alphabet is? Look, it's already bad enough. We got the alphabet mafia already. Okay, I'm trying to figure out which dick to suck there. So I'm just trying to make sure that I know the equation. I get the velocity, I get that, I get the weights.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just give me the fucking problem so I can solve it, but you know what it's, because your job is to just solve the equation. That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it. However, however, when it comes to people who are, let's say, building a subway track, they need to learn how to create the equation that they're going to need. So how do?
Speaker 1:you do that, give me the fucking table that's be able to create that, so I can know. Does it really have to be in certain words, yes, there are periodic tables and there are tables that give you what you need to, but yes, yeah but they have it there for you. It's all there on piece of paper.
Speaker 1:Just give me that my boss is not gonna fucking tell me the whole thing, what I need. He's gonna tell me this is gonna be the velocity part. What do we need to figure this part from up and down or whatever the fucking? Thing, is, and then we need to be able to make this type of room what. What can we do from there?
Speaker 2:Boom.
Speaker 1:You just did it, but it's not written down.
Speaker 2:He's telling me physically Right, so the spoken part is for the people who have the careers that create the equations.
Speaker 1:Speak it to me, don't fucking make me read it. Speak it to me, because my boss is not going to tell me to read this, but this is just for you, because a scientist needs to create it.
Speaker 2:So they need this. They need the written one.
Speaker 1:I don't think you need a written one, just give me the fucking answer what I need.
Speaker 2:Because, guess what? They're the ones that need to write it in order for it to be solved.
Speaker 1:Yes, write it down though.
Speaker 2:But I don't think we need to figure out who has fucking 10 apples where? That's elementary shit though. Yes, that's elementary shit, though but I get it.
Speaker 1:It's on a grander scale. I know it's on a grander scale, I'm not stupid. It's for a purpose, it is just not your particular purpose is it for my purpose?
Speaker 1:no, I don't think a scientist is going to go and tell me okay, we need to figure this out, this is what we have as a velocity on this and this and this and this. I can understand what he's telling me, but if you're going to write it down on a paper, that has to give me the whole fucking picture, where I got to read the whole fucking thing. Yes, no, give me what I need to know, tell me what I need to write and I can figure it out from there.
Speaker 2:That portion of math is not for you.
Speaker 1:No, it's not.
Speaker 2:It's not for you, but it is for that whole other class of people who are going to All right.
Speaker 1:Well, kudos to them, but I don't think you need it. They're going to be engineers.
Speaker 2:That whole class is going to be engineers. So when the professor comes in, it's like guess what? I need you to figure this out. And it's like you have to put the equation. If you're the engineer, you're putting the equation together. That's your job. I can't teach you. I'm gonna give you what you need to put together deuces. And it's like they have to create the written equation for the people who are going to build, so it's just not your thing.
Speaker 2:That's all and that was not mine, nope but it is necessary I don't, I honestly now is it necessary? On tests I don't, I don't agree I don't think so, I don't agree I don't agree to that I don't know, I just don't think it's necessary.
Speaker 1:Certain careers, I think in life, yes, but I think at the same time, if we're going to school to be able to learn this stuff and you have to go in and you're going onto the fields, okay fine, let me learn on the field what they're teaching, so I can kind of get more of a grasp of the knowledge because when I'm here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when you're drilling here, it's not going to be the exact same thing over here, because, as an adult, I'm thinking of it, I'm just like that's why there's a variety, because there are some people who do?
Speaker 2:learn written. There's some people who do learn hands-on. There's some people who do both I'm just like no yeah I just don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I just math is. I think it's the same thing for like, just the same thing as like for english. I I get there's a whole lot of grammars and punctuations run on sentence and everything, and those are for the writers.
Speaker 1:I get it and people and it sucks because you want to nitpick on how things are said or how they're done. You know what I mean. So it's just like I get the whole texting portion and people are just like, oh well, this, and I'm just like dude, I'm just fucking texting just a text like this, or does it really matter what I put on there?
Speaker 2:but it does for you, I guess I don't know yeah, because they're wrong when it comes to that it's whatever I can I can rant about that whole fucking thing I don't know if there was a structural to be able to.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what? We need to put commas, we need to be able to breathe, we need to put a period. We need to figure out this.
Speaker 2:We need to figure out that I mean, have you seen sentences without commas? And then you read and you're like I'm sorry, what? And then you're like oh okay, you meant this, this and this. You didn't mean this, this.
Speaker 1:Like okay, cool, cool my mind just works differently. You can give me a whole fucking thing with, with, run on sins, with nothing, and I will understand it completely. I'm just like huh, I don't know, maybe that's just how my fucking brains works. I don't know, maybe I just see things differently.
Speaker 2:I don't know, maybe I'm just getting older and bitter. Maybe you're an alien.
Speaker 1:You know what I hope? I'm a fucking alien man. Get me off of this fucking planet. I did not become a test subject just to be on here.
Speaker 2:And I do want to mention, if you pay attention, majority of the school system is not necessarily for learning. It is one big ass test of how well you can retain information. It's a memory test. That's it. It's a memory test Like here look at this, learn this. Here. Look at this, learn this. Do you remember? Do you remember?
Speaker 1:No, I don't remember.
Speaker 2:Exactly that's why there's so much failure. When it comes to just the tests, these kids can excel the entire year, but once the stupid standardized tests come around, fail. So guess what? You don't get to graduate to the next grade. And it's like yo, they made straight A's throughout the entire year. So they fail one test and they can't advance. I'm sorry what?
Speaker 1:But that's the thing. It shouldn't have to be. That way, exactly.
Speaker 2:Because it's just memory.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it, do you remember?
Speaker 2:what we told you? Oh, I don't remember. Well then, you fail what? But I know this stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you don't remember. That's the thing I'm trying to get at. It's like you don't. You can excel at a lot of the things on it, but when you get a standardized test that tells you that this is what the equation is and you have to figure out what each thing is. This is why I like college so much fucking better when it comes to learning, because we don't have a standardized test like everything you're trying, oh, like, oh, we're preparing you for college. I'm sorry there ain't no fucking standardized tests in college, like there is nothing. You just learn what the teacher has taught you from here to here.
Speaker 1:You need to know it, which I love, my professors, I wish it never stopped it, but I had to. Um, I just I love the aspect of it when we came down to the math portion. Yeah, it was like, oh, we say it was this and this and this and this. Then you know we're kind of like missing. I'm just like, yeah, no, bro, can you just fucking write the whole thing down? Like I can get that and I know it and I can understand it, but you start putting fucking letters and a whole sentence and I got to fucking break that down. Not only that, I got to break that down. I got to fucking write an essay on top of that, like, excuse me.
Speaker 2:That's why, when you're like we're going to take these classes together, the hell we are. I'm sorry you said math? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:I will say that I will do something a little bit differently for this. If I was to go back, I would probably put math first and English last, because having math last and English first really fucked me up. So I got to figure out my classes, like which one I would do first, but math would be first, because then I would have a whole day at least that half day that I had right to be able to focus on the math and having to not wait right with english I can literally just write the paper and it's great, and it's done yeah math.
Speaker 1:On the other hand, I'm just like, oh shit, it's not that I didn't like it, I did like it, it was awesome, it was fun, but, and again, it's just not my cup of tea, I guess yeah, it makes sense but I just uh, I don't know anybody else, it's just me and my stupid hashtag. Stupid jesse, I don't know um, you're just a dumb bitch, um how do you, gremlins, feel about getting old?
Speaker 1:yeah, how do you feel about everything? Like am I the only delulu one here, because um you're the only grumpy old man.
Speaker 2:I'd rather be a fucking grumpy old man giving back my pudding bitch.
Speaker 1:um, I need to stop saying, um, it's just, uh, it's just one of those things I just can. I just can't fathom how math works. I truly do think in my own head you don't need math. That's just my opinion, because before, back in those days, there wasn't math to bake, there was just literally.
Speaker 2:Trial and error.
Speaker 1:Just that's all it was.
Speaker 2:Until they started to learn like oh, if I put the same measurements, cool math, you need it because then how do you pass it on? How do you pass it on?
Speaker 1:I'm sure there was something then that passed it on to people, because a lot of people, when they make certain things, in the culture of making certain foods or products or bread, there wasn't no measurements, there was just people making. I mean, if there was math and math was the thing of it, you look at, like, certain cultures back in the day before they created and how it would work and how it would work, it was repetitive for a lot of people to continue to make the same thing over and over again without any type of measurement.
Speaker 2:Because that was just memory muscle.
Speaker 1:That's why yeah, and they taught that memory muscle to them to be able to feel.
Speaker 2:But it's a muscle, so you need to teach the person the math.
Speaker 1:It wasn't just a muscle, it was a learning structure for different people. Like I don't know. I honestly don't know how it worked back then, before math was even created. Because when I'm thinking about it and I look at it and they're saying, oh, we used to just be able to gather things, create it and we knew how much it is. We felt temperatures the way it was. We didn't have thermometers, we didn't have ovens.
Speaker 1:But they learned, they learned, they learned and they adapt right, but it wasn't something they would weigh or whatnot, they would just feel like, okay, that we would at first at first, but eventually they would, even if whatnot, they would just feel like okay, that we would at first, at first.
Speaker 2:But eventually they would, even if they didn't have mathematical tools, because if they, let's say, they made a bread using the corn that they harvested, they'd be like we're just gonna go with their boss as bitches.
Speaker 1:They didn't need fucking math, they fucking did it.
Speaker 2:Simple as that it takes four ears of corn to make this much of this bread. Now we know, for math already automatically did a picture of number four. Of course not, they just knew, for these things makes this much okay, cool, I don't fucking know, didi, look, there was no. I want to go back to that time period is ancient, but the numbers are not well. Who?
Speaker 1:in the fuck invented numbers anyways and begin. Who said make it easier to understand same person that meant invented letters hopefully they're rotten in hell, because fuck them, I want everyone who's invented something. They're rotten, hell yeah you, do you are becoming that bitter old man no, I'm not a bitter old man, I'm just like something's not adding right. I don't know what it is, but it's something your math?
Speaker 2:no, it's not no everybody else's math in the world is totally fine. It's not math and I just don't want to math no, I don't want to math.
Speaker 1:Leave math out of this, do I?
Speaker 2:have to? Yes, do I want to?
Speaker 1:no, I think it's just bad at it I just don't like it. It's a lot of work I've said what I said I'll die on that fucking hill. I will fucking die on that hill.
Speaker 2:That is one hill I will die. I need to get you that little uh tombstone that you showed me earlier. That's like I'll put it on your hill yeah, put it on my fucking hill.
Speaker 1:I would say did not believe in math, but still took it, still took it.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying look, whatever, I'm over it did not believe in math, but he's buried six feet down six and I'm gonna have a middle finger on my fucking thing.
Speaker 1:Fuck that, you know what?
Speaker 2:put that as a qr code and every time you scan I'm gonna say fuck math I'm gonna put the qr code and when they scan it's gonna be like the longest math equation ever oh god, at this point don't even fucking bear me.
Speaker 1:Just throw me in the water, just burn my ass. Just burn. You know what? Me? Who cares?
Speaker 2:I'll need math to know what temperature.
Speaker 1:Throw me in the fucking lava frolic here, jesus, just burn me until I'm done. I don't care how many fucking logs it takes you, just throw a little fucking tree in there. I'm over it. This is the Mature Mischief Podcast. I'm your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2:And I'm your co-host. Didi, Fuck off.
Speaker 1:Love ya, bye, ciao.
