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Sorry, Your Invitation Has Been Declined (And I'm Not Even Sorry)
Have you ever felt that secret rush of relief when plans you were dreading suddenly get canceled? That guilty pleasure of sliding back into your comfy clothes when an obligation vanishes from your calendar? Jesse James and DeeDee dive headfirst into the complicated world of cancellations in this hilariously candid episode of Mature Mischief.
From the mundane to the profound, cancellations touch every aspect of our lives. The hosts explore why Monday cancellations feel like winning the lottery, while other cancellations, like long-anticipated trips or events you've meticulously prepared for, can crush your spirit. The conversation takes an unexpectedly intimate turn when they discuss the unique frustration of romantic cancellations after extensive "preparation" (bottoms, they feel your pain!).
The pair navigate the thorny landscape of cancel culture with surprising nuance, acknowledging that while some public figures deserve consequences for their actions, our society has perhaps become too quick to write people off entirely. "Everybody has pros and cons," Jesse points out, reminding listeners that nobody is immune to scrutiny when every action is watched and judged.
What makes this episode so relatable is the hosts' willingness to admit what we're all thinking—sometimes cancellations are the greatest gift we never knew we wanted. Whether it's the appointment you dreaded, the baby shower you've been anxious about, or simply plans made during an extroverted moment that your introvert self later regrets, there's something universally satisfying about that notification: "Hey, can we reschedule?"
Share your cancellation stories with hashtag #FuckCancellation or #CancellationsAreWorthIt and tell us who your favorite canceled celebrity is and who you think deserves a second chance. The Mature Mischief crew wants to hear your take on when saying "no" feels like the right answer.
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What's up, Gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is Jesse James. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the Mature Mischief Podcast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that feels much better.
Speaker 1:That feels right. It's so weird. But you know what I actually did, like the intro when you did it was really cute. I'm not gonna lie. What's going on? Gremlins, welcome back to a monday's woes podcast uh for mature mischief podcast, because you know mondays are the hardest days to start and they just keep going but it's cool it's cool, you guys. It's cool because we did what we did what what do we do?
Speaker 2:what did we do?
Speaker 1:this is our second, second monday. Whoa like holy shit, or is it our third? I? Think it's our second second one already, because we did the whole thing where I just went fucking ham oh yeah, on the whole fucking thing or whatnot. Like holy shit balls dude. Like I didn't even let you get it word in, that was like a jesse episode for whatever like damn um.
Speaker 2:So you know it's funny styler from the other, the two queers podcast had messaged me and he's like what was it like sitting there when jess was going off and I'm like I let him do his thing. I was like, oh okay, he's on a rant. I said so I just sat there sipping my tea like you.
Speaker 1:Go boy, it was awesome it is very rare that people can actually see that side of me where it's just like I'm just going in and it wasn't me to like she's like complain. It was a legitimate feeling to actually have right, absolutely so I don't know well. Well, gremlins, you know it, I know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host, Dee Dee.
Speaker 1:Yo Dee Dee, what it do. Sister Dee, you know, I forgot to say it in that last one, but I think Melissa covered it for me, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2:Unfortunately, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay good.
Speaker 2:He repeated it multiple times. Did he like it? Though? Not really. See, he doesn't agree with you 100%. He said it doesn't fit. Of course he said it was because there's nothing angelic and sweet about me. I'm like bitch. Are you kidding me right now? Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1:Is he wrong though?
Speaker 2:No, he's not wrong. I'll give him that. I'll give him that.
Speaker 1:That is too fucking hilarious. What do we got today, Dee?
Speaker 2:Dee Ooh, we have cancellations, since it's Monday. Woes gremlins.
Speaker 1:Oh, what are we canceling and who are we canceling?
Speaker 2:Everything.
Speaker 1:All right, so we're just canceling. Mondays are canceled. Good night.
Speaker 2:Bye, you wish.
Speaker 1:You know those who don't work on Mondays, and I have my Mondays or my Fridays, unfortunately. So that's when everything pretty much starts for me on that. So my Mondays are my Fridays, unfortunately. So that's when everything pretty much starts for me on that. So my Mondays are my Fridays, my Fridays are my Mondays, so.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:It really is.
Speaker 2:I don't have a set Monday through Friday schedule, so my Mondays don't Monday the way other people's do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fair. That's fair yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't have but our friend Javier. His monday is technically his saturday is it yeah, oh wow yeah so his his um, I'm sorry, his monday is his sunday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, his monday's his sundays, sorry oh, wow yeah, okay, saturdays yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that shit, um, but you know it's one of those things that's just like I love my Mondays. I mean, it's kind of like you know it's the start of the work week. You've had your weekend, you know you had. I would love to cancel Mondays.
Speaker 2:I'm cool with Mondays but, like I said, only because I don't have the typical Monday.
Speaker 1:I like it because the rest of the world goes back to work. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:That's why I like it because I have the freedom to take advantage of the Mondays the way other people don't, and that's not to kind of rub shit in anybody's faces.
Speaker 1:So apologies, gremlins, it's nothing against you guys, but I kind of like the mondays well, I don't know, maybe some of the gremlins don't have those monday woes like a lot of us did, maybe some mondays, people do like their jobs and they look forward to a monday to see the coworkers right. So, and now there's people who do struggle with it, though. Um, I would like to cancel late. Cancel out debt, please uh debt for 5 000.
Speaker 1:Uh, I think one of the biggest, hardest things when it comes to cancellations are probably like uh subscriptions. Those are the hardest to cancel because you know you need them, like the mature mission podcast. Like it's hard to cancel the subscription for Buzzsprout because we need Buzzsprout. Unless I knew the coding and how to do it right here properly, then okay, cool, whatever.
Speaker 2:Because it does offer us what we need.
Speaker 1:Right, and it gives me the AI that I need to be able to generate the story. So, and it gives me the script and the scriptures, the transcript of everything that I possibly need and I'm not. I can't. It's hard to get that up, but it does become a little expensive if you will so, yeah, that makes all the sense in the world but um, what is one subscription that you can't cancel and you like it?
Speaker 2:Ooh, that is a good question Because, in all honesty, I don't have subscriptions. But when it comes to cancellations, I do loathe how people are quick to cancel anything and everything nowadays. It does bother me and I'm like, look, opinions are opinions and I get it. Everybody's entitled to have one, but you can't just cancel everything because you don't like it.
Speaker 1:Are we talking more of a political standpoint?
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the big ones that everybody follows. That's all. Don't get me wrong. There are valid reasons for certain things and or people to be canceled absolutely.
Speaker 1:But everything all the time, any little thing like oh my god that's kind of hard because that kind of stands with my like, my moral, where it stands, like I'm willing to like let go. But I do get what you're saying because I still have my amazon prime, that I still do it, because I still shop at amazon, because it's fucking convenient and it is a little bit cheaper, yeah, um, that's the only thing I meant more like people or or things, not necessarily like je Jeffree Star.
Speaker 2:Like subscriptions yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like people. Like I said, I know that there are people that, yes, it's deserved to be canceled.
Speaker 1:I get that, yeah, because? But?
Speaker 2:everybody all the time like, just because you don't like a particular person or celebrity or whatever.
Speaker 1:Well, it would have to depend on the celebrity and what they have done. If we're talking like people that we know who god canceled and we're gonna like we'll say, like what's whatever, because it's not like they don't fucking know it, right?
Speaker 1:it's like if, being jeffree star, we know that he's uh, people think, well, I don't know racist for that matter or whatnot or whatever, right, so it's just like. I still listen to jeffree star, I still follow him. He really has fucking great makeup palette. I hate to fucking say it, but I haven't bought one of his palettes in a very long time and I've never gone into his lives to give him any type of money. Bitch, you got millions of fucking dollars. Why are we still giving him money? But then there's people who like Chick-fil-A. So people still like Chick-fil-a. James Charles, the whole scandal of him being, you know, a pedo and all that stuff that's what I said.
Speaker 2:There are certain things and people that yeah, sure, but when it's when they're starting to just, oh, this one should be, this one should be like calm down.
Speaker 1:I don't think Tatiana should have. Not Tatiana, it's Tati Beauty.
Speaker 2:She hung out with james charles and uh, whatnot she was sounds familiar, but I honestly I didn't follow a lot of that because once it started to turn into a lot of drama, I was like, yeah I think that's the only reason why I still follow the makeup I came to look at looks and tutorials.
Speaker 1:It's become a telenovela oh, fucking 100, and I'm just like, never mind, I'm not trying to tune into episodes.
Speaker 2:I just wanted a tutorial and an awesome ass look to put my twist on it. But no, never mind, I'm not trying to tune into episodes. I just wanted a tutorial and an awesome ass look to put my twist on it.
Speaker 1:But no, never mind, it's cool um, you know, it's one of those things like I do follow a lot of the drama when it comes to the beauty gurus because there's so much drama in the beauty industry. It's fucking toxic like it's there and I can't get enough of it because and that's where we're told opposite.
Speaker 2:Because I'm like, yeah, it's toxic, I'm out see for me, I'm just like yeah, you're like oh, what's going on?
Speaker 1:you know what that's kind of like. How I learned a lot of like the podcasting and being the content creator was because of these fuckers. It's because they knew exactly what they were doing.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean yeah and I, you know, I kind of understand the whole thing with jeffree star. I see why people didn't like him, but I see, you, that he was literally trying to make a dream for himself come true, and without being a complete asshole, but I do get the betrayal that people were doing to him. So I'm like I kind of feel that on a fucking personal level, dude, I get it, I get it, but at this, on the same token, that's what I'm.
Speaker 2:I'm very like. I don't touch the Jeffree Star thing.
Speaker 1:No, me, neither I don't.
Speaker 2:Because, yes, I will give him his credit for the effort that he puts into making sure that his product is quality because he knows what goes into it, he takes years. Yeah, he knows what goes into it and I respect that.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:But all the other stuff, I'm kind of like, okay, that's extra or unnecessary, like you know what, and I I'm kind of like, okay, that's extra or unnecessary, like you know what, and I get the whole like he's been in contact with people so there's been like a lot of backstabbing. They've stabbed him in the back a lot and I'm just like yo. Really. Was that necessary, no, absolutely. But you know what?
Speaker 1:if you didn't backstab him in the back, how back I mean, we get it. We grew up with I grew up with him in the fucking MySpace era, like we knew how bad it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, that's why I said I don't touch it, because I'm just like you know.
Speaker 1:I don't want to say this is controversial, but at that time period it was like acceptable for a lot of us to just go eh.
Speaker 2:Yeah. You know whatever pretty bad.
Speaker 1:I mean, I get how bad it is, because when you're young and dumb and you don't realize what certain symbols are until later, you're just like what? That's right. I remember that.
Speaker 2:That's what I said, but that's everybody. Everybody has pros and cons, because you know what. Everybody hears us on this podcast and they can be like oh, you know what Everybody's like. Oh, sister D, everybody's like. Oh, sister d, she's so nice, she's so cute.
Speaker 1:But they'd be like I don't like how you said sister d they'd be like uh, I don't like that bitch like okay they may not like you because maybe you you have a different opinion than I do, right, that's what I said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I said like it doesn't, it doesn't matter, it's not because I don't touch anything.
Speaker 1:Doesn't say that we're all canceling dd try it, it's not because I don't touch anything doesn't say that we're all canceling.
Speaker 2:DD, it's not that I agree or disagree with the cancellation of people. I disagree with. Everybody eat quickly and easily, trying to cancel everything. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:No, I get it Cause like I said, it doesn't matter. Everybody's going to have their opinions of everybody, no matter what. Now, if you put it out there for the masses to partake in said opinions, that's where sway starts to happen, and it is what it is. But on another note, the other cancellations that just irk the shit out of me are the cancellations in life where you're looking forward to something and that gets canceled. An event, a hangout and then it's like you've been like so excited because life is life.
Speaker 1:Now you're catering to the gay people because what do you mean? The homos are coming. The homos are coming because we've been like wait a minute, I know. I know where you're going with this jay. I know where you're going with this because when you say people are looking forward to it, like yeah, you get all pumped up like you get all excited okay, so I've I've educated you on tops and bottoms, right, correct, okay, so you know that when it comes to like oh so when bottoms take the time to be able to clean out and do prep and all that stuff and you cancel that is the worst thing you can possibly do yeah, because they put all that effort.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely, and that's but master cat we were talking about on our freaky friday is that, you know. This is why we message each other like, hey, are we still good? What's going on? Right this is what we kind of prepare on.
Speaker 2:This is why, like hookups, like one night stands, are so unreliable or super unreliable to be able to do it, because those cancellations hurt but events parties yeah, you know anything, anything that you yeah, anything that is pre-scheduled and you're looking forward to and you're excited about, and you have this build-up, and then it just gets canceled somehow, some way, doesn't matter weddings yeah, and then it's just like yo wait what like I hate to say it, but I love a good cancellation wedding.
Speaker 2:Of course you really do it goes in line with that toxic shit with the beauty gurus.
Speaker 1:Because then you're like what's the tea there? Because you know how fucking like I fall into that rabbit hole and I'm just like what happened? Why is it being canceled?
Speaker 2:What? Who called off the wedding? Why you? Know, it's like wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Y'all were supposed to commit your entire lives to each other. Who canceled and why?
Speaker 1:but it's always. You find out that someone's either cheated or something's happened along the way and whatnot, and it's so, it's so fucking fun to see. I think this is why me and ryan haven't gotten married, because I'm just like I don't want to.
Speaker 2:When they say speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speaker 1:Somebody's going to be like.
Speaker 2:no, what Everybody's going to try to like excuse me, it's going to be everybody.
Speaker 1:Whoever I fucked with, hold it Like oh Y'all better, sit y'all's fucking asses back down, bitch Well, it's a party we have to. You don bitch well, it's part of the quick we have to. You don't need to hear shit, we know, we know did y'all not read the back of the invitation? It said shut the hell up at the ceremony those who thou shall object shall get a bullet to the head keep your mouth shut kidding. All jokes aside, before I get a cop over here before you legit get us canceled.
Speaker 2:Speaking of cancellations, what are you doing?
Speaker 1:What are you doing? I'm trying to see out of my fucking glasses and it's fogged up. I was talking about getting us canceled, but okay. Oh, that too.
Speaker 2:You don't have one of them. Cloths with a spray.
Speaker 1:I do, I just don't know where the fuck I put it and it's my backpack and I don't feel like getting my backpack because we're in the middle of recording. But anywho, you're good then yeah, I'm good because you don't need your glasses to talk in a mic I don't, but it helps with the fucking brightness because it has a blue tint on there, lower the the brightness on your screen?
Speaker 2:no, because, then I?
Speaker 1:can't see the fucking screen if I wanted to, god damn, I'm getting blind.
Speaker 2:The numbers are huge at the bottom I'm I'm looking at this.
Speaker 1:I don't look at this why that's bigger that's what she said? Oh no, it's. It's really those. Those weddings are fucking phenomenal to see dude, especially, especially bridezillas. Oh, I have a thing for bridezillas, not not in real life, fucking phenomenal to see. Dude, especially Bridezilla's. Oh, I have a thing for Bridezilla's.
Speaker 2:Not in real life, not for me, but on TV or whatnot.
Speaker 1:I'm just like bitch you petty, I can't.
Speaker 2:I can't dude. You know what's funny? I took one of those vocational courses or whatever, from home for wedding planning. I really did oh yeah, I could not be a wedding planner but I mean, it's not that it's a lot, but it's not that big of a deal. But having to deal with brides, I'm like, yeah, hell, no, I can't with you. Oh, quinceaneras quince fucking.
Speaker 1:Yet as dude, I fucking stood up in so many quinceaneras and the drama behind them that's funny. Ah, I was never in you can have a quinceanera and someone be pregnant all of the fucking same time, no.
Speaker 2:So now I'm not. Only does it turn into a, quinceanera.
Speaker 1:it's now become a baby shower and now it's a wedding, like holy shit, and the quinceanera is with somebody who is 22 years old. No, yes, and every fucking quinceanera I've ever stood up in, I've actually had one of my girlfriends that were in the thing. Well, they weren't my girlfriend's girlfriends, but they had a boyfriend that were like either 18, 19, 20 years old and they were the escort for the quinceanera. Ew, mexicans are fucking weird. I'm just saying we, as Mexicans, we are fucking weird. We're the literally epitome of fucking incest.
Speaker 2:Thanks for confirmation, Tanjiro.
Speaker 1:I appreciate that, buddy.
Speaker 2:That's awesome.
Speaker 1:Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me if I'm wrong about Mexicans and underage girls with older men. It just seems to be the thing, because it was very cultural, based in Mexico, for them, their daughters, to marry an older man who had money and a career so they can take care of the family and everything else. Yeah, it's so weird, it's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2:But yeah, so yeah, changing the subject?
Speaker 1:No, let's keep going, we're talking about cancellations, we are talking about cancellations.
Speaker 2:Quinceañeras. I mean those. Those are fun. On the flip side, there are some cancellations that are absolutely accepted absolutely accepted name one when you made a commitment in your extroversion, like hell yeah. And then when the day comes, you're like, dude, I really don't want to go. And then they're like, hey, it's canceled. You're like, yes, yes, hell yes.
Speaker 1:And you're like fucking introvert dude, I swear oh well you know, I'm like that too, because when you're just like, because when it was, uh, when cat was funny but it didn't work.
Speaker 2:That was funny, because it actually did work one time, you guys, it did it actually tried.
Speaker 1:I tried manifesting it, but you know it didn't work this time. It didn't work this time, uh, but no, actually, uh, master cat ended up being in the hospital this past week too is for celia, celia. This is it cellulitis that. Yeah, so he was in there for a while, so he's already out, he's in good health, he's doing good.
Speaker 1:I was just like you motherfucker you come in, do a podcast, you go into the hospital like you're not gonna fucking die and then this be your last podcast, like bitch, we ain't doing that here, but um, but I'm glad he's actually doing pretty good though. But yeah, there are some good cancellations, because there's times where I'm just like man, I really don't want to fucking go. Yeah, I don't want to go if it's like I'm always getting invaded to baby showers. I haven't been to a good baby shower. I do love baby showers, depending on who the friend is. I'm just like, oh, I don't want to go same.
Speaker 2:I'm not because I probably played with the husband oh my god, I'm just not one of those like game, the people that get into the games no, I like watching people playing it, because it gets fucking shady. I like watching people play, but I don't like to play.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No, I literally have the time of my life sitting and watching everything. I'm a watcher.
Speaker 1:I just want to tell people to put like clothespins around their nipples and see how far they can go.
Speaker 2:See how many you can have.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see how far they can go see how many, yeah, see how many you can have how many you can handle, that's hilarious. No, there's actually a few baby showers I actually do like, though, but there's times where I'm always looking for a good cancellation baby shower because I'm like you found out that wasn't your baby.
Speaker 2:Awesome you know it's funny, like the cancellations that I do, except it has nothing to do with the actual event or the people I.
Speaker 1:I think there's times where you and I canceled because we're just like do you want to do it?
Speaker 2:no, yeah, but it doesn't bother. Yeah, like it's, but it's one of those you're like okay, thank fucking god yeah, because when you cancel it I'm just like I feel like it yeah do you doubt?
Speaker 1:inside side part of me I'm just like oh, thank god, yeah, because I'm just like you're just not feeling it no, it's not that I'm feeling it. It's either I overbooked myself or I'm just like you need the break, I need the break.
Speaker 2:I'm just like fuck.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, thank you, dd, I appreciate you my thing.
Speaker 2:My thing is how I'm feeling for the day. Like I said, when the day comes it's like oh shit like no, no, I agree, I'm not feeling extroverted at all. So if somebody cancels, that would be great.
Speaker 1:And then when they cancel, I'm like awesome, thank you, universe I think it was like that with yesterday that we had to cancel our podcast recording because I forgot about braiding.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, I'm like oh shit, yeah, no and I was told but see, that wasn't one that was like welcome. I was just kind of like, bro, we can move it like it's totally cool.
Speaker 1:It's cool, we had to cancel it, but that's totally fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we still had today to play with and do what we needed to do.
Speaker 1:So but anywho, um, I I do like. Like I said, the ones that kill me the most are like concerts. I remember there was a concert that I had paid for. It was, I think it was in this moment. She canceled because she got sick, but if you still had your ticket, they were gonna move it to a different day oh but they kind of let us know. So I was able to kind of play with my schedule just a bit. So I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:Thank God. But those who were like all pissy and, just like I, took my day off for this, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1:I'm like bro, she's still fucking human. She's like, yeah, I think I like Maria brings, like I really do. I don't mean to hear us people, it's just one of those things. It's just like it's fucking hard to actually see. But I get it, because I remember when deftones we had bought our tickets for deftones a long time ago and this was like covet just hit, and so we had to wait until the following year. We weren't even ready for them because chino had to cancel that year. So it was literally took us three years to go see chino.
Speaker 1:Yeah, me and mary jane were just like fucking white, knuckling the fucking house down, um, but we didn't. We ended up going seeing uh, devtom's though, but that was. That was one of the fucking craziest cancellations ever. I'm just like fuck, yeah, and one of the cancellations that I that I find uh interesting too as well that I I I have a guilty pleasure with his songs, though, but I I'm on the fence with him is um todrick hall, um, because, uh, he was on big brother and how he was doing it and how he fucked his fans over, and I'm just like bro, and then he was in a lot of drama and how he was doing it and how he fucked his fans over, and I'm just like bro. And then he was in a lot of drama and then he was sitting his fans to go take care of that drama.
Speaker 1:I'm just like bro, yeah. And then he had this whole thing where he wasn't paying his dancers either and dancers were calling him out for it. I'm just like, oh, like he turned out to be very cool in the beginning, but I think he did a lot of it. I don't know. Remember what I said. It's like one of those things that you're pretending to be something you're not and then your true colors come out, because your head has gotten too big and your nose is way too far in the air. Like you need to bring it down just a bit you had a 10, I need you at it 2, but you know what I've learned?
Speaker 1:I learned a lot of that, so I don't cancel myself at all.
Speaker 1:Whatsoever is to be able to uphold dignity, being famous right you know what I mean when people are like no, I mean like, oh my god, you're, you're when they. When someone fucking discovered me about being ballistic I fucking bill millers, that was fucking awesome dude like, uh, yeah, you were. When you and I was like I've never performed in san antonio, it was rob's town, if you were, if you do remember that he goes, you went by ballistic. Yes, oh my fuck, you're the reason why I'm in wrestling.
Speaker 2:Oh, thank you, oh, thank you you and he goes.
Speaker 1:You look different. I was like I let myself go. I wasn't gonna be mean about it.
Speaker 1:I'm like thank you thanks for the courtesy thank you so, but it was one of the things that you kind of had to humble yourself because you can get canceled with that. You know, fans are watching every little thing you're doing yeah, every. I think this is why I don't want to do video, because I'm just like bro, I don't know. Fans will nitpick at everything, like if I, if I had my rings on, and they forget it. Oh, did they do this? Husband I have, and I was like no, my husband knows, I always fucking forget to wear my rings it is what it is, though, though they're going to say it regardless.
Speaker 2:They really are. It's just funny.
Speaker 1:It's just really funny to see because people will just tend to nitpick at it. But I know my fucking asshole of a husband would just be like yeah, he doesn't love me no more because he doesn't wear rings. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just fucking like egg it. I'm just like dude, what are you doing? Having fun. Yeah, we literally could be our own drama. We can have our own little talk like our own little show, just like stupid shit, like that, and they would fucking believe it. Oh, there's drama in the air.
Speaker 2:You know, TMZ. Oh.
Speaker 1:God, I'm just going to say, me and Ryan are just broken up every single time when I'm not wearing my. Oh yeah, we broke up like what y'all like? I'm like no dude, I just forgot to fucking wear my rings. Now I don't travel with my rings anywhere, like I don't go out of town, out of state, right. My rings pretty much stay locked in key here because I don't. These rings come off. They come off very easily sometimes, especially when they're in the shower, even for him. So when we go swimming, we have to take off rings. We put it somewhere in safe keepings or whatnot, though, but and honestly, I don't take my rings anywhere when we go out of town makes sense speaking about a town, I hate when trips are canceled.
Speaker 2:Oh, I really do, because I love especially road trips. That's why I get so much joy, even just from here to Bucky's. I'm just like yes, yes, it's what? Like?
Speaker 1:20 minutes. We need a good Bucky's trip. That would be awesome. It's like what? 20 minutes, 30 minutes maybe?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I have the time of my life. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Because I freaking love. Well, I thought we were going to cancel my birthday trip because I got into that accident. Oh, that's right, right, so I thought that's what's going to happen, but that didn't happen.
Speaker 2:See, that was awesome. Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 1:It was very much needed. Did I need my cane at that time? No, I don't remember. No, right, no, but yeah trips, especially when you know you cannot cancel or if you lose out money one way or another.
Speaker 2:I'm just like dude. Yeah, I hate when they're like let's do this, let's go where this place, and I'm like yes absolutely, let's do it. And then it's like, oh hey, we're not going to be able to. I'm like Fine. I guess, I guess, my heart's just on the floor. But okay, Pick it up, I do.
Speaker 1:I'm like okay, yeah, I think I also too. I hate is when we appointments. I hate canceling appointments Like rather if it's doctors, rather if it's not, or whatnot. I try to always keep track of all my appointments, keyword try or whatnot. I try to always keep track of all my appointments, keyword try, um.
Speaker 1:But sometimes it gets so hard because those appointments fucking yeah, come and go, you're just like and then when you have to cancel it, to reschedule, it's like, oh great, now I have to wait months like yeah, my doctor's appointments I hate, because I I do hate it because it's just like they have so many patients that they're taking and they can't see you for months on end, like bitch.
Speaker 2:I'm sick now. Yeah, by the time I see you I'm gonna be fine, never mind, yeah, forget it especially if you have a fucking sinus infection.
Speaker 1:Oh, those are the worst, those are the fucking worst. But um, what's? Oh, events too, shit like um, uh, what is it, god, when the whole covet thing happened? Man, shit everything was canceled, everything everything was canceled, that was, oh, except my work wasn't canceled, but they did shut down. So the loan industry failed hard that year.
Speaker 2:Everything fell hard.
Speaker 1:I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that because I knew. I'm glad I walked away when I did. I do regret not putting my two weeks notice in. No, but I canceled that shit. Is that deuces nice? Um work cancellations out of nowhere when you're expecting to work and they cancel you out.
Speaker 2:Call outs I think, because I'm not, I don't make enough to be to have to cover certain things.
Speaker 1:It's I'm really like it's cool I understand for most people when you're, when word calls you oh hey, there's no work, yeah but when you rely on that money and it's like yo I need to pay rent and bills.
Speaker 2:Then it's just kind of like what do you mean?
Speaker 1:what do you like?
Speaker 2:great. What am I? How am I supposed to plug that in?
Speaker 1:like yeah, how am I supposed to survive? Exactly I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 2:I'm a survivor, keep on surviving I wish it was that easy shit let me just sing the song and I'll be great uh, yeah right, yeah right, dude, I could really sing.
Speaker 1:No, look at the bus. Oh my god, I don't know what she said. That was horrible. I think there's even like when actors are getting canceled too. I the whole ember heard thing that that was deserved absolutely that was front of the she. She absolutely deserved that one. Uh, who was the other one that played um flash?
Speaker 2:oh, um he had a unique name. What was his name? Love bug.
Speaker 1:He's not there oh, where'd he go?
Speaker 2:What was his name?
Speaker 1:lovebug. He's not here, oh, where'd he go.
Speaker 2:I think he went to the room.
Speaker 1:Did he go to bed already?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. He was sitting on the couch reading a book earlier. I know who you're talking about, though, but yeah, because that whole thing was just insane. What was the guy that?
Speaker 1:played Flash. Which one? The new one? The one that got canceled? Ezra Miller, ez ezra miller. That's a one. Yeah, until we meet again. That's what he said, ezra miller, thank goodness dude, he was one was crazy, that was wild dude, why wild?
Speaker 1:I remember michael jackson being canceled because of the whole allegations and everything, but I'm just like shit, that was well deserved. The one they can see that actually got canceled and was very well deserved was oj simpson. He was hardcore, canceled that. If you want to talk about the epitome of being canceled, that was like the first cancellation was was pretty much that because of how it happened, like it was pretty fucking bad. Um, but yeah, no, I think I guess the moral of this story, like for cancellations, there's just some good and bads of it, because you know, monday woes cancellations.
Speaker 1:When you can cancel a fucking monday just to be able to go, oh, fucking, thank god, like bro let's cancel mondays and replace it with another sunday uh, anything that begins with sun and ends with day we'll only do the s, the s days, the s days saturday, sunday, saturday whoever came up with the seven day week, go eat a bag of dicks.
Speaker 2:I hope you're in hell suffering somewhere.
Speaker 1:How dare you?
Speaker 2:And the ones who changed the Gregorian calendar, Like really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no shit, you couldn't give us like one more month to like cover, like you had to give February?
Speaker 2:Supposedly it was. You should have just fucking had they done that, every month would have the exact same amount of days. Every month would start on the sunday and every um we would have 13 zodiacs right yeah, bitches, yeah, but everything would line up, evenly, everything would line up yeah, it would have yep, that's how I'm like now you got who the hell changed it? Why? Why would you make it so?
Speaker 1:because it was complicated.
Speaker 2:Apparently people didn't know how to fucking read calendars and it's not complicated that the 10th month starts with oct, which is eight, and november starts with nine, but it's the 10th month. I mean the 11th month. Like yo, everything is shifted. It makes no sense oh, english, go figure.
Speaker 1:And they say we suck at it. Now, shit, I could barely can construct a second. It's like what the fuck? Oh, I hate when the teacher fucking cancels class at the fucking last minute yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I hate when people cancel after you've already put in the effort, which kind of goes back to the whole thing with you, with the, with the bottoms yeah yeah, it's like cool, I'm like ready and it's like okay, well, like five, ten minutes, until they're like hey, you're gonna get like, are you kidding me, bitches? I could have stayed asleep for this I could you know how many?
Speaker 1:you know how early I've woken up, just to be like, can we do 10 in the morning?
Speaker 2:that's when I'm open I've done that before I'm like fine I get up at 6 30 uh-huh go drop off my aunt, come back home, get ready for work and they're like, hey, we're gonna have to cut you for the day. And I'm like I could have just stayed asleep, my aunt could have taken a car. Like shit, you just realized oh we need to cancel you today yeah, no, I hate that because I'm up at like six.
Speaker 1:My husband's like what are you doing? So I got appointment later on today. So there I am, fucking, but cat's right, like when you were. I don't know if it was. I don't know if it was this friday that you talked about it or this friday, though, but in here he talks about it. We go into depth, like into the bottoms, like how to get into your like intestines and how much prep time, and it's a lot of fucking work y'all. It really is your bottoms. I'm so sorry, but that's why a lot of people like why a lot of bottoms are hard. When you're a bottom and you're a big dude and all you eat is just fat and carbs, it gets twice as hard to bottom because it takes twice as long. Those who are fit and don't have to worry about it they really can rely on. Oh, I just have a cube of ice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, I'm just like bitch. I'll just do a cleanse.
Speaker 1:That's why I give these fucking porn stars a whole lot of fucking credit, dude, because, because some of these porn stars need to be fucking canceled too as well. There was one, who? What is it? Austin Wolf. He was canceled, yeah, because of that whole allegation, like damn bitch, gotcha bitch, but anywho, but yeah, that's the end of our podcast here for cancellation. I do appreciate it. Is there anything you want to add to it before?
Speaker 2:we close it, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Alrighty. Well, thank you so much, gremlins. I appreciate it and, gremlins, let us know what you like about cancellations and what you hate about cancellations with hashtag fuck cancellation and cancellations are worth it.
Speaker 2:Those are good, those are good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those are worth it. Those are good. Yeah, those are double-edged swords. Who is your favorite person who got cancelled and who was your least favorite person who shouldn't have been cancelled? Good questions, all good questions. Let us know in the comments below Until we meet again. I got the hiccups. Love y'all, bye, ciao.
