Mature Mischief podcast
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Radio Days: Nostalgia and Mischief
Remember when radio ruled our lives? When alarm clocks were redundant because Carmen Calls would wake you up with her hilarious pranks? When you'd be genuinely shocked by love dedications from people confessing their feelings for someone else's partner?
In this nostalgia-packed episode of Mature Mischief, Jesse James and Dee Dee transport listeners back to the days of Hot Z95, local DJs with personality, and radio segments that created shared cultural moments. The hosts share their fondest memories of radio shows that defined their youth, from the dramatic romance of "Love Hours" to the uproarious "Carmen Calls" prank segments that had them routinely late for school.
The conversation weaves through memories of legendary radio personalities like Steven Rex Gabriel and his "Poetry from the Blotter" segment (with its infamous "two pairs of women's panties" tagline), the morning show antics of Dan and Happy the Clown, and how these formats inspired Jesse's interest in podcasting. There's a bittersweet reflection on how winning concert tickets through radio call-ins once provided access to bands like Five Finger Death Punch and Deftones - experiences now often priced out of reach due to scalping.
Beyond the laughs, this episode captures something profound about how media consumption has evolved. While streaming services offer convenience and personalization, they struggle to replicate the community aspect of everyone tuning in to the same station simultaneously, participating in call-in segments, and feeling connected to local DJs who feel like friends.
Have a favorite radio memory? Share it with us on social media and join our nostalgia trip through the golden age of airwaves!
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What's up?
Speaker 2:gremlins, welcome back to another podcast. My name is Jesse James. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it Well. You know the drill. This is the mature mischief podcast.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 3:Was totally expecting you to go into that La, la, la, nah, nah.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, I love that little dog.
Speaker 3:That's what it sounded like you were like at that tone.
Speaker 2:I was it really was Like I'm calm, I can do this.
Speaker 1:I can do anything you can do better, oh dear.
Speaker 2:Lord, oh man, that was a new one, that was a new one.
Speaker 3:That was a new one, that was a new one.
Speaker 2:That was a new one. I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 3:And I am your co-host, Dee Dee.
Speaker 2:What it do, sister, dee, dee, dee. What it do, baby girl, how you doing, you doing good on this lavishest day.
Speaker 3:I am now. That hurt my neck. I'm full of. That's what happens when you get old.
Speaker 2:I try to do a voice funny type of like Wow.
Speaker 3:And you got a crick in your neck.
Speaker 2:I got a crick in my neck for real. That's hilarious. That's fucking weird. Gay you go. Old man, never cracker. I never get a crink in my neck. It's the first time. Normally when I'm sucking it's like bob and weave bob and weave, bob and weave.
Speaker 3:Well, apparently you need to flex your neck muscles a lot more Because what, unless they're overworked?
Speaker 2:No, they're never, never overworked.
Speaker 3:They'd be like is that you? It's like, yeah, is that Ben Gay? I mean, I am, but what, what?
Speaker 2:Who's Ben? Why is he gay?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was going to say who's been?
Speaker 2:why is he? You know, we were talking because we went to go get some um andy's custard ice cream yes, I, I'm full of rico, suave jackhammer.
Speaker 3:That sounds so bad bro they probably really need to rethink that, yeah, he's like and for you, and I'm just like, oh god can I get the rico suave?
Speaker 2:jackhammer like I'm sorry saying that. Have you ever had like a? Sex move or a sex toy I'm like have you ever been rico suave jackhammer? No, but it sounds intense.
Speaker 3:Check out this toy I got it's called the rico suave jackhammer like girl, oh my god, oh my god, he's probably driving there.
Speaker 2:Holy shit like um. It's a black, it's a black man's move, dear lord.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, yeah, it was. It was weird for whatever reason. It was just weird ordering it today. It's one of my favorite ones on the menu and now I felt good boy mooshu.
Speaker 2:And now I felt weird, nice um. So today's shenanigans, oh my god d Shenanigans.
Speaker 3:Dee Dee. Yeah, you know what time it is right, I do.
Speaker 2:I already said it, though I beat us to the punch.
Speaker 3:You beat us to the punch. You beat yourself to the punch, I know Way to go.
Speaker 2:We'll do it again, anyways All right, shenanigans, shenanigans. Welcome to the Shenanigans Love Hour.
Speaker 3:Dear.
Speaker 2:Lord, do you remember those love hours on your radio station? You would call them.
Speaker 3:Unfortunately. Yes, Mm-hmm. Unfortunately that's Dude. That was such middle school shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, but it was awesome because you were like it would be like this it was awesome because there was drama every once in a while there was so much drama in it, it was so fucking hilarious because you would hear like um, let me see if I can find it here we go. It would be like Mi corazon.
Speaker 1:This is for you, my love, for my loved one. I love you so much, baby, I don't care what your wife says about you, I will always love you, please.
Speaker 2:And it'll just start off like that.
Speaker 3:That is hilarious. Oh my God, I can't, I can't. You're listening to the radio like wait, did she say? Like why she really said that, and then they say, and then everybody's thinking like is it the one that I know?
Speaker 2:everybody's wondering if it's the one that you know yeah, it really is, and it it just goes on. It's just like you know. Let me see if I can get it here, just a. It's just like you know.
Speaker 1:Let me see if I can get it here just a bit. It's just like honey. I love you so, so much. This is for my baby daddy. He's in ninth grade and I love him so much. Thank you, I love you.
Speaker 2:I appreciate you and you're just like ninth grade.
Speaker 3:She's a baby, daddy.
Speaker 1:Does she say baby?
Speaker 3:daddy what.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:What, what, I'm sorry, what? Oh dear God, I don't want to do the calculations.
Speaker 3:Because, you know math, you bitch. I had to.
Speaker 2:What was the other one that you would play a lot? I know it was like Casey and JoJo, all my Life. It was always this song that you would play a lot. I know it was like casey and jojo, all my life, and it was just like it was always this song that always popped up. I think the other one was, if it was like a breakup, um, it was this one. Oh god, I I mean I mean gremlins have you had a love hour? Was there a love hour, uh period for you? Because, god, those shit would go hard. Hold on for a moment, let me get this really quickly. Okay, we're back, so I had to go and grab it really quickly. It was like something like it was the love hour, but they would play out like, oh, say that one person that broke your heart, and it would be that one person playing in the background.
Speaker 1:You know, it would just be this song playing I want to give this to my friend alexandro fuck you. You cheated on me with fucking roxanne. How dare you, you fucking whore, and you did this and it would just be like you know, fuck that boot that and they were just like god damn, that was just some fucking crazy shit, though.
Speaker 2:Uh, you know who I miss on hot z95? Uh, carmen calls carmen.
Speaker 3:Oh god, I forgot about that you forgot about carmen calls.
Speaker 2:I was like hold up oh god, let's see carmen calls that one, welcome to the Z95 love hour.
Speaker 3:And it was playing in the back of the whole time.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it always plays that. Wow, that's wild. Yeah, it would play that all the way through.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, I was like what the?
Speaker 2:fuck man, tell me you're old without telling me you're old. Holy shit, it was good music shush.
Speaker 3:It was, but you know I used to stay up late just for the fuck love hour I wouldn't, but since it was around my bedtime and I'd listen to the radio to fall asleep, it's just I always stop the radio on it's just there. So I'm just kind of like, I guess always and it was so fucking hilarious to listen to.
Speaker 2:Like it was hot z95 in corpus and then I would listen to c101 and then they had 107.3. At that time way, way back in the day, it was Hot Z95 and Corpus and then I would listen to C-101. And then they had 107.3. At that time way, way back in the day it was another rock station that was competing with like. C-101 back in the day, and then C-101 came on top, so whatever.
Speaker 3:Been on top.
Speaker 2:Dude, they've been around for God since the dinosaurs were roaming man Shit. I think Steven Rex Gabriel is still around. Holy shit, that motherfucker he owned.
Speaker 3:I want to say it was sometime in the 2000s give or take. A radio station called the Buzz came around for a while. I actually lived down the street from the station.
Speaker 2:Did you really? Yeah, that's freaking cool.
Speaker 3:I could literally walk like maybe 15 houses down. It was a radio station at the end it was great.
Speaker 2:And then I heart radio came in and just dominated the whole fucking place. I'm just like who's I heart radio and who we're in. The fuck did you come from like?
Speaker 2:holy yeah, no shit, I remember it was just a thing. And then it came about the app and the app just came dominating. But then again I remember you listening to c101 on the app when I was working at rockport and that was just one of those things that that's how I won a lot of my tickets to go see a lot of the concerts, because when I was working we had like five or six phones, so we have five or six employees, so we would all be dialing in and like I'm just going to be like hello, like who's this? This is Jesse. I was like you're caller number 10.
Speaker 1:I'm like yes, I'm like fuck, yeah, that's hilarious, that was our like downtime yeah like if we just like we've you heard it and it was ticket.
Speaker 2:It was like you heard that notification, all of us were fucking dialing in and my boss knew, my boss knew, but I got my. I always got my job done because I was always on the radio congratulations caller number 10.
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah, oh god that's how I got to see like, um, uh, five finger death punch. Nice, yeah, I got this time. I got to see five finger death punch and then boo thing got his tickets more into the pit to get there. I'm just like fuck yeah, boo thing, like hell yeah, dude. But um, yeah, that's how I got to see a lot of my concerts 10 years in this moment. Um, who was the other one?
Speaker 3:uh, deftones disturb corn that's uh funny that you mentioned deftones. Somebody, some pub, had uh the marquee sign outside of their building and it said, for those of you that weren't able to get deftones ticket because the prices were insane. Now, um, it says, for those of you that aren't able to attend the deftones concert tonight, we'll all be here playing deftones all night long and crying.
Speaker 2:And I was like, oh, that is, that was their invitation to come and hang out at that bar was because they were going to play deftones all night for the people that wasn't for the people that weren't able to get the tickets to deftones and I'm like dude, that sucks.
Speaker 3:I mean not that that wouldn't be cool, but it sucks, that you know places are resorting to that to to include people yeah, who can't afford.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what? Deftones is actually not that expensive if you can get a ticket when they sell, because they're only like 100 bucks for the ticket, right.
Speaker 3:I mean it's not because they bought them all out and bought were like five something. Yeah, it was five, six hundred bucks, I'm like what it killed me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we wanted to get the pit tickets. And any concert I've gone to if I've always gone to pit tickets the only time I didn't get the pit tickets was godsmack, because ryan bought those and we got seated ones and me and mary jane were so fucking salty. Uh, because we wanted pit tickets and we, when we went to the concert, the pit wasn't that bad, we were just like that's usually how it is, though you go and you're just like bro, I can just go down there dude.
Speaker 2:I saw a lemon. God, that was actually a lot of fun, but I was like way in the fucking nosebleeds but no one showed up to a lemon, like it was very like empty, empty like we could have. We moved and we sat somewhere else, we met other people and then, yeah, it was pretty fun that's crazy yeah, I wore a skirt that day and with no underwear.
Speaker 2:It was fun. I was holding my skirt. Now please, I can't merrily enroll this shit, dude, get me inside. So anywho, that was actually pretty fun, uh. But yeah, lemme god was actually. They were really cool in concert. They're really actually a lot of fun fire, fire, prior techniques and whatnot. But I've never been to a lemme god concert and I said, if I ever wanted to, I wanted to go see lemme god and I did. I'm like, fuck, yeah, dude, this is awesome. Uh went with me and another friend, so that was pretty cool. And then I ran into um von and, uh, someone else too that was part of the leather community. But yeah, no, we had a fucking uh good time good time yeah, but man, I miss those radio stations.
Speaker 2:I haven't listened to the radio in a very long time well, now, because everything is streaming now so I should listen to the radio, because if there's any new more rock music that I want to listen to, that's how you would find out. But now I get the notifications when new music comes out for whoever I'm, just like it, just lets you know.
Speaker 2:There's a whole category that just says new releases and it's got everything mixed up, yeah, and you're just like oh, then you're on tiktok and they're like lady gaga just dropped this song. I'm just like, oh, abracadabra, that shit fucking went hard. Everyone's just dancing to it. Man, even I'm dancing to it. I'm just like thank you. I'm not a big lady Gaga fan, though, but that song was actually fucking popped off. Dude, she, damn she, that song went fucking hard. And then Meg Thee Stallion and Coachella.
Speaker 3:I love that she brought out Queen Latifah.
Speaker 2:Queen Latifah and Ciara. Yeah, and I liked the Queen Latifah.
Speaker 3:Queen Latifah and Ciara. Yeah, and I liked the Queen Latifah mix that whole and her entrance.
Speaker 2:That was awesome.
Speaker 3:The entrance that Megan set up for her and the way she came out just singing her shit and I'm like, yes, what Nice Awesome.
Speaker 2:Nice, awesome. But you know, I just I do miss the radio station so much I miss listening to radio. But radio stations I used to listen to all the freaking night and that's how I got into the whole podcasting was because I was listening to C101 in the morning and in the morning they always had their, I guess, podcast, not like a podcast, but they would have their like two guys in the morning. They would have their two guys in the morning.
Speaker 3:Yes, so they would talk they would have their stuff to one of them here um 99.5 they have a whole morning. There's no music, it's just. I don't know if there's four or five of these guys and dude, they go.
Speaker 2:I heard it. I'm just like holy shit, because that's all of them talking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's hilarious, my.
Speaker 2:ADD could never. My ADD could never, could never. But I can't say anything because when it was in Corpus it was 102.3. I would listen to Kid Craddock in the morning and they had like five or six people but it was really good until Kid craddock had passed away. So kid craddock's the one that kind of got me into the podcasting, as well as two guys in the morning. I was like how cool would that be if I can actually do something like that or whatnot. I didn't realize you had to go to school for radio and you needed a radio voice I'm telling you, dude, a lot of the the qualifications to be something or another is.
Speaker 3:I think it's ridiculous, I really. Oh, I told you about that. What about the librarian thing? Cause I was like dude, if I could, I'd be a librarian, because I I love being in libraries. You know what I mean. Like I, love books and all that other stuff, but I you have to go to college for 10 years and I'm just like what do you need to learn within a 10-year span to literally man and organize books according to the dewey decimal system?
Speaker 3:seriously, because you got to do like the financial budgets, hiring all of the new processes and everything you learn, the history of how books were made, and it's just like jesus christ is that necessary like?
Speaker 2:you know, because math yeah, math is.
Speaker 3:The reason why you have to go for 10 years is because the government's like here's the math, you're gonna pay this and then we'll give you this paper yeah, math and those of us who don't like to math. We're like okay, cool fuck that it's like I went to 10 years, I spent how much, and I guess what.
Speaker 2:I got a piece of paper no, no shit now I can work at a library but I always liked it because, man, they had like the full, like cool, like radio sounds and you know the like soundboards.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2:I used to love their soundboards back in those days, man, it was fun. But Two Guys in the Morning. I always listen to Stephen Rakes, gabriel. Two Guys in the Morning because every Thursday he would do Poetry from the Blotter.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was funny.
Speaker 2:I loved his Poetry from the Blotter and there's always that ending part.
Speaker 3:two pairs of women's panties, oh yeah dear lord, I totally forgot about that hope you never touch the hands of crimes ever oh my god you know what?
Speaker 2:and I have the shirt that says two pairs of women's panties and it has this little slogan on there. So that's gonna be turned into a pillow. That's hilarious, it's fucking the bomb dude, that is awesome and one pair woman's panties, but the way he did, it like but he was so fucking smart and so intelligent.
Speaker 2:I hate it, though, because now he's he was a trump supporter and it just kind of killed everything for me. I'm just like. But a lot of people didn't like rex gabriel to begin with because he was so egotistic about a lot of the stuff I'm just like shit, though, but his creativity.
Speaker 2:When he flipped his house he would make a lot of good shit. That man was a handyman through and through, like all the way through and whatnot. Nice, so it was just. It was a lot of fun, but he had sold his house and he got with his wife now, and his wife is a yoga instructor too as well. Very beautiful, awesome, yeah. So now he has his big old house and whatnot or whatever. He was really good. I did like him listening to him, and there was somebody else who I used to listen to him. I can't remember now. Like I said, it's been such a long time since I've listened to it. Um, they were, he was.
Speaker 2:He was one of the ones I actually did like because he was unapologetic for a lot of the stuff that he would say rex yeah he was very unapologetic with a lot of the stuff he said, uh, but he was really funny, though he was really funny and I I had to give that dude credit where credit was due, right, because he was really good at what he did. But he was been in the radio uh station for years, for years. I used to remember, uh, what was it? Ksab the hano 99.9, what was that kid's name that were on there that was portrayed by Happy the Clown. Fuck, they would have a kid that would come on every single time, and I forgot the fuck his name was, or whatnot. I don't remember, but you know what I'm talking about, right? Yes, it was portrayed by Happy the Clown. Yes, he was the voice for them and whatnot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then he had dan and barbara barbie in the morning about happy the clown, dude, dude. Oh my god, you can't forget about god, right?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, those were. I used to listen to them in the morning. They were my favorite ones. In the morning, I didn't care for barbie it was happy the clown that I like yeah, dan, and happy the clown they were were just fucking hilarious. There was another one, I think it was also 99.3. It was another Tejano station that had another radio host person, but she used to be my babysitter back in the day.
Speaker 3:Really, that's so cool. Yeah, it was fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:But it was funny to actually see, though, but she was my babysitter or whatnot back in the day.
Speaker 3:That's awesome.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it was some good times, man, those radio stations, man, used to go hard. Man, you should go. I do miss the love hour. So, HotZ95, if you're listening to this and if you do listen whoever's there can you bring the love hour back please? I would so fucking tune in to listen to the love hour again.
Speaker 3:I wonder what people would say, though, seriously Now, nowadays.
Speaker 2:Oh they would get canceled so bad Because you remember Carmen calls right, right.
Speaker 1:Cats keep coming into my yard and using it as a litter box.
Speaker 3:Basically, are they? Are you sure they're my cat? Do you have cats that go outdoors? I have some cats that go outdoors.
Speaker 2:Okay, then they're your cats yeah, that was carmen calls I used to love. I was late to school every day because I was a routine. I had to listen to Carmen calls. It was a religious thing to listen to was Carmen calls and I tried doing that voice every single time. And I can't do the voice, I don't know who does Carmen calls, but it was something that I was listening to it and she was towards the end.
Speaker 3:She goes he's stupid yeah, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2:Stop fucking calling my phone and that she would really piss off people. Those prank calls were prank calls like those were like the calls you wanted to listen to because you're just like hello, my name is carmen, my name is I'm doing this and whatnot, or whatever, and she would do that whole thing and it was so believable dude she was so believable she was. She was like wait what?
Speaker 2:she just repeat herself all nonchalant, like I think the first one she did was the mexican wake-up call oh yeah, because they played that on a regular basis yeah, it was, yeah, it was like the original thing that they would play all the time. Time or not, and then she would do the. Are you?
Speaker 1:awake.
Speaker 2:Fuck you. I'm awake now. She's awake now, stupid. So if you haven't got a chance. Look up Carmen calls Mexican alarm. That's what it was on there. It was fucking stupid, stupid, but that started the whole thing. Uh, for her on that and watch.
Speaker 2:Now that we're talking about her, she's gonna pop up on her facebook feeds oh god, of course she is of course she is it'd be awesome, though, because I never knew what happened to her, but it was so much fun on there. I also listened to her parody. Uh, lean like a cholo. She did one with lean like a chola. Have you ever heard of it? It's so fucking hilarious, dude. I love it because she and amy says carmen's, carmen's, callscom and she goes and she does her own parody of it. Nice someone listen to.
Speaker 2:After the podcast here in a little bit. It's fucking hilarious and I love it. So, so, but anywho, good times. So, coming up here on the podcast, next coming up here, we have our Monday Woes. We're going to have this Monday Woes from the last Monday we didn't get to talk about, so it'll be up on this podcast and we'll be talking about cancellations and everything. So whenever you get a chance, tune into that one. That one's going to be kind of mine Didi's favorite, because it was man. We went deep into that one. Cancellation, cancel culture.
Speaker 3:That was fun, holy shit. That was just consistent, back and forth, consistent ping pong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it really was. That was a good game. What do?
Speaker 3:you mean. Not as good as the math game, because that one was the best, but you know.
Speaker 2:That math one man. It still bugs me why.
Speaker 3:Because you lost bitch. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3:I'm joking.
Speaker 2:I did, but that's okay. I'm okay with that, but are you?
Speaker 3:it still bothers you I?
Speaker 2:mean yeah, but I wasn't as heated as I was then.
Speaker 3:Yeah that was funny it was, I was like you were frustrating.
Speaker 2:I'm like, sir, it's not that serious like it's math but calm down no no, we will not talk about that anymore.
Speaker 3:It is over with no, but we need more topics like that because that was.
Speaker 2:That was awesome that was just saying.
Speaker 3:I mean, I kind of wanted to unfortunately it was at your expense, but it was awesome out of my expanse for your humor for our entertainment people like holy shit.
Speaker 2:I'm sure the gremlins got a good laugh at it, yeah cause we did talk about it like how, like cool I had to keep because my anger normally would get the best of me yeah but it is what it is by the end of the day. That was the old, old, old me. I didn't get a crystal sphere to the head, guys just let y'all a crystal sphere to the head guys.
Speaker 3:Just let me all know.
Speaker 2:Crystal sphere to the sock.
Speaker 3:A freaking two-pound crystal sphere, can you imagine? Oh my God, I'd be in the hospital, dude.
Speaker 2:I'd just hit you in your chest, you'd be fine. What the frick? You'd just lose a lot of air.
Speaker 3:Like what has just there's this crystal stuck in my sternum. It's, it's stuck in there how?
Speaker 2:what was that name of that uh cartoon that had the crystal in his chest? What was his name? What was that name? Um? The steven universe you see, you'll be the new steven universe god that's her character portrayer that's hilarious she says she wanted to live her cartoon fantasy make it she gotta make it something pretty then put a big old city in at least get all the negative out no, that's the you I am never negative. I have negative people around me, but I'm never negative. Only when you're petty, only when I'm petty.
Speaker 3:Only when you're petty. I'm not negative. What the French?
Speaker 2:I'm not saying you were.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't need obsidian then.
Speaker 2:No, you need to protect yourself from other negative people. Oh yeah, okay, I guess. See, it's not the negativity that you dispute, because you dispute no negative energy at all whatsoever. Neither do I. I do not, but we needed to get rid of other negative people, ah, so.
Speaker 3:That makes sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just me.
Speaker 3:I didn't ask for a lap dancer.
Speaker 2:Tanjiro. Welcome to the stage, the blackest dog you'll ever meet. Tanjiro To the stage.
Speaker 3:Giving me a lap dance.
Speaker 1:I mean at least they're free.
Speaker 3:If it's not him, though, it's Tigger. They take turns giving me lap dances when I'm here.
Speaker 2:Something about your leg. At least they're not humping your leg. At least they're not humping your leg, because that was kind of funny. I don't need a cigarette for these. For these, I was in my car and it was on my phone. I'm just like something's missing. Is didi already here? No, I'm like, what are you doing chasing your dog? You're like, oh yeah, no, my dog's dead dick. I was like you chasing her spirit.
Speaker 3:I don't know your life there you go hey, yo play juvenile every time you back it up.
Speaker 2:Tanjiro, I know, or what is it Not juvenile? Yeah, ice Cube Back that, back it. I don't know.
Speaker 3:You can do it, put your back into it. That's Ice Cube Juveniles. Back that ass up.
Speaker 2:Back that ass up.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What was Ice Cubes?
Speaker 3:Ice Cubes juveniles.
Speaker 2:Back that ass up, back that ass up. Yeah, what was ice cubes? Ice cubes, you can do it. Put your back into it. Was it back in? No, there was another name for it. I think it's do it, you can do it yeah do it, do it, do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it. That song does go hard, though, man, because I'll be listening to it and I'll be like fuck yeah.
Speaker 1:Stop yes.
Speaker 3:Jesse can only be so hard Cause.
Speaker 2:Then his body's like yeah now bitch Having a seizure, standing up trying to twerk.
Speaker 3:I know that's a lot, sir. I'm gonna be on the floor and I'm gonna have to be like Is he break dancing?
Speaker 2:He's trying to twerk. Leave him alone.
Speaker 3:This is my happy seizure. This is his twerking seizure. This is my twerking seizure.
Speaker 2:This is my twerking seizure. Well, hello, mr Y'all. Oh my God, dude.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious.
Speaker 2:I swear those little dogs.
Speaker 3:They're just in the back having the time of their life.
Speaker 2:They are really having the time of their life. Well, that's it. That's the end of our podcast. I appreciate you tuning in to the Shenanigans podcast. I appreciate it. Hashtag old school radio. And this is like those who yeah, this is for like the older crowds listening to, because young generations are like what's radio.
Speaker 3:Dude.
Speaker 2:Tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 3:You're not.
Speaker 2:What's a radio?
Speaker 3:Oh dear Lord, I can't so. Moral of the story.
Speaker 2:Fuck them, young kids.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God, that's awesome Tiki-tiki-boom.
Speaker 1:It's in me corazón, tiki-tiki-boom.
Speaker 2:Oh man, that was such a fun podcast. But anywho, thank you so much. I appreciate y'all tuning in. As I said, moral of the story fuck them, young kids. Punch them in the face. What the fuck? Sam? I said it was okay. Punch him in the face, what the damn.
Speaker 3:I said it was okay. Can you imagine just hitting some random kid in the face? They're like what'd you do that? For it's okay. Jesse said it was okay. Who's jesse? Who the fuck is?
Speaker 2:he, I don't know who's some guy on the podcast. I'm still waiting for someone to punch our boss in the face and put it on tiktok and someone go jesse said it was okay.
Speaker 1:I punched my boss because of you and thank you. It's so exhilarating and they appreciate it.
Speaker 3:Then they'll be crying later like I lost my job I mean, was it worth it?
Speaker 2:it was worth it how long you're serving 10 to 20 years. Okay, I will go put money in your books.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:They got to survive. One way or another. They're going to be someone's slut. So I mean punching your boss in the face. Is that really such a bad thing? And they're really toxic. I would love to like yeah, throw a punch, it's a bad thing. It's a bad thing, you guys unfortunately have no idea what just happened.
Speaker 3:We don't have a camera.
Speaker 2:But it's throat chop, titties bounce up and down.
Speaker 3:Throat chop and a titty bounce.
Speaker 2:I would nipple pinch my boss if, after I knocked him out, bitch, this is for you.
Speaker 3:So he'd wake up really sore.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck, yeah Like why are they bruised?
Speaker 3:What happened? Can you imagine that, passing out and waking up I would and your nipples are like hella, bruised and sore Like what Fuck that I would do that.
Speaker 2:Bend my boss over, pull half his pants out. Fuck that I would do that. Bend my boss over, pull half his pants out and just spank his ass nonstop until it's bruised. So when he wakes up in the morning, look, I'm going to jail. I might as well go all out. I didn't show you how I was going to do it, but I was going to do it one way or another. I was like motherfucker, you're about to become the passion of the Christ today.
Speaker 3:That is horrible. Who's?
Speaker 2:your daddy. That is so bad, you can tell me I'm wrong. You can cancel. I can't believe you said that about Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, you said that about a movie.
Speaker 2:Technically, that's a bad movie.
Speaker 3:It's a bad movie.
Speaker 2:It's a non-fictional movie, so is the book. You just want to believe what you want to believe, and that's okay, that's fine, hey no capes.
Speaker 3:Oh, we uh hey, no capes oh yeah, no okay sorry about that.
Speaker 1:Okay, until we meet again. Love you, bye.
