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Contracts and Consent: The Backbone of BDSM Relationships
Step into the fascinating world of BDSM relationships as we unpack the essential role contracts play in establishing boundaries and building trust. Daddy J shares intimate details of his own Dom/sub agreements, revealing the careful balance of power, responsibility, and mutual respect that makes these dynamics work.
Ever wondered what actually goes into a BDSM contract? We break down the elements piece by piece—from safety protocols and outfit approvals to punishment guidelines and communication requirements. You'll learn why these agreements aren't just kinky paperwork but vital tools that protect everyone involved. The conversation highlights an often-overlooked truth: in healthy BDSM relationships, communication remains paramount even during punishment periods.
Between serious discussions about consent and boundaries, we take a hilariously candid detour into hookup territory with a cautionary tale about cigarette smokers that will have you both laughing and cringing. This segues into thoughtful reflection on the differences between casual encounters, friends-with-benefits arrangements, and deeper emotional connections—raising important questions about how we navigate intimacy in all its forms.
Whether you're actively involved in kink culture or simply curious about alternative relationship structures, this episode offers valuable insights into communication and boundary-setting that could benefit any relationship style. Listen in as we demystify the world of BDSM contracts while keeping it real, relatable, and occasionally irreverent.
Want to learn more about creating your own agreements? Check out resources like FetLife.com for community guidance or search for legally-vetted BDSM contract templates online. Remember—consent, communication, and mutual respect form the foundation of any healthy dynamic, vanilla or not!
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what's up, gremlins? Welcome to another podcast. My name is daddy j. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill. This is the mature mischief podcast always savor like that, favor, like I'm soaking a wood. Y'all thought I was gonna say the real thing. Y'all nasties. I'm a lady too, you know oh, not today, you ain't never, not today.
Speaker 2:You ain't you know why why, because you know what today is.
Speaker 1:Today is Freaky Friday. Freaky Friday, freaky Friday, freaky Friday, we're going to get freaky today Well, not with Didi, but we're going to get freaky.
Speaker 2:I certainly hope not.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine Awkward Be like oh you come here too. Wait what? What are you doing in doing the bathhouse? This is for all men. Uh, I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, daddy jay and I am your co-host delicious d, delicious d. What it do, girl, damn she delicious with two d's. If you don't know where the second d is coming from, I can't help you on that and it's not the d you're thinking of it's delicious, the fuck.
Speaker 1:two d's, Look two Ds. Delicious D hello we don't know who's a dick. Yes, she has her own strap on and it comes in many shapes and sizes, from beginners to expert, sexpert, sexpert. Speaking of sexperts, today's category, well before we go into the category, what did you think of the podcast with uh master cat?
Speaker 2:that was awesome was it I I need to be here. We need, we need to collaborate a little bit better on time because, holy shit balls, I could have sworn.
Speaker 1:I told you the time, uh, for master cat and um, I didn't. So it's all good, I knew of the day.
Speaker 2:I knew of the recording. I just I didn't know that. I figured it was the usual time, that's all yeah, so I was kind of like okay, it's not till seven, I get out of work before then we're gravy and you're like, oh, it's something like I work at that time. Wait what? What just happened? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know it's cool, we'll get it.
Speaker 2:We'll get it. We're learning, you guys.
Speaker 1:We are learning. We learned that communication is a fucking key. It's a thing because we should never assume, because you make an ass out of you and me.
Speaker 2:So we were asses this time, yay. So what's with the category?
Speaker 1:Jenny, this time yay. So what's with the?
Speaker 2:category jenny. Um, no, jenny, uh what. I am so lost right now and you are mute.
Speaker 1:I'm like I thought I told you this what's? What's a feet, what they call a female donkey in switzerland no I'm jenny, because I was trying to go what's, what's? Uh, we should make an aside of you. I was like, yeah, jenny, and you said the categories already.
Speaker 2:I'm like jenny, that's. I'm like what? Who the hell is jenny?
Speaker 1:that's such an insult thing. He's such a jenny, such a donkey I mean it could be worse it could be worse it could be worse it could be worse you could be a platypus how is that worse than a donkey? Because platypus should not be a fucking mammal. I don't even think it's supposed to even exist, but somehow it is.
Speaker 2:Platypuses are so weird okay, that was random as shit I'll take it. I'll take it you don't have to. You dished it, the rest of us have to take it.
Speaker 1:It's supposed to be A freaky Friday and we're talking about Weird shit, weird shit. But we are gonna talk About weird shit Because the last episode that we had talked about With me and Master Cat, who was in your place as the co-host, which was so cute To have him say the jingle- that was, that was my favorite part.
Speaker 2:That was my favorite part.
Speaker 1:I think he tried to say it, but I think he mumbled it.
Speaker 2:I don't even care. I don't even care, it's awesome.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's fucking great.
Speaker 2:The fact that y'all both chimed in and I was like I love it yeah it was awesome.
Speaker 1:I think that's just going to be the shtick from now on. I think that's just going to be the shtick from now on. If anybody comes on here, they have to say the jingle with us. You have to sing it. You have to sing it with us.
Speaker 2:Yes, Sounds like a what's your Face from that movie. Sing the dinner song. Sing the dinner song.
Speaker 1:Sing the dinner song.
Speaker 2:Sing the dinner song.
Speaker 1:Jesus. Today's topic is contracts. Contracts is today's uh topic because the reason why I say contracts? Because most uh cases in the culture of bdsm and kink there are contracts that are placed for boundaries to be able to stick to what you have, and those contracts can be null and voided. I think when me and Master Cat had talked about it, I think we did touch a little bit on it, just a tad, I think. I'm not too sure if we did, I can't remember, I have to go back and re-listen to the episode. But contracts are very crucial in the culture because it's something that two people are agreeing upon, something that it's going to be that uh, for me and rad, we have a contract. The contract is very to the point. Talk about it.
Speaker 1:Um, things that would not put them in a certain situation, would not put them in a certain predicament at all whatsoever, uh, there's, we're very playful. I think I like the dynamic. That's very playful, it's whatnot. I think I got him in trouble to uh the couple of days ago. Uh, because I told him he came over on tuesday right after work and I told him to go tickle his husband. So so his husband's just like oh, you can't see Daddy J in 72 hours. Well, that is going to change because I'm going to reach out to his master and let him know that I'm not allowed to play with my own boy or see him for 72 hours. So we'll see how that works out. You got to remember, if you're going to play the game, I can be just as petty, but anywho, that's just me I have a question then, because I'm not familiar with how that plays into.
Speaker 2:If you have a contract with somebody, yet they are married to this person, does one outrank the other does a?
Speaker 1:marriage outrank. Marriage will always outrank, the dom, always will always outrank the contract.
Speaker 1:Okay, will always outrank the dog, always, we'll always outrank the contract okay, we'll always outrank the contract, but the one main thing I say with the contract is that communication is key. Don't take away that communication. You can take away the cuddles if you want, because I rarely see my boys as much as I should see them. You know what I mean. But the communication is still a thing. I still talk to him. I just collared him on tuesday so he has his own dog tags, he has his own collar, he has everything, um, but yeah, so we pretty much contact can be restricted, but communication should not I don't think so, and that's just my opinion, at least.
Speaker 1:Only reason because, um, I like to make sure to see, because if there are events that they do go to, they have to have an outfit approved, they have to have the look approved, depending on where they're going, what they're doing, everything it's an image of an embodiment of me.
Speaker 2:It's a representation of you Exactly.
Speaker 1:So if you go out looking like a hot mess and I'll give you an example, because I did talk to rad about it and there was a leather movie event that he went to, instead of wearing leather he wore a onesie of a dinosaur outfit and that was a big no-no because I did not approve the outfit. So it's one of those things I have to approve the outfit. Even when he went to austin kink week, let me see what you're wearing. What are you going to be wearing? Okay, cool then. I love it yeah, it's great, it's perfect, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, go for it. Yeah, you know what I mean, because it's a rep, it's your represent. You're not just representing yourself, you're representing your dom. They do need to take care of their equipment, like their leather or their toys. Their leather cannot touch the ground at all whatsoever. So as soon as they get home, they must hang up their leather, because leather can crinkle up very, very badly and if it's not packed right, if it's not put in the right area, it can be very you can really fuck it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, because leather is not. It's cheap, in a sense, depending on where you're getting the leather from. But leather is not cheap, yeah. So it's cheap, in a sense, depending on where you're getting the leather from.
Speaker 1:But leather is not cheap Because there's a lot that goes into it, because you have your boot blacks that can do leather for you and whatnot. So on that particular matter, but my boy knows to take care of his stuff. The only thing that he has not taken care of properly is his pup hood. The only reason he hasn't is because it's a cheap pup hood that he's got off on amazon. It would be me to buy him the pup hood because I want to as a representation of him as my boy and be like I'm gonna give you this right
Speaker 1:so being being collared or be giving a pup hood because I am a handler is a significant thing for me and him, because it shows that he's earned it. He's earned his hood, he's earned what it all is and all that stuff. So he's my first pup or boy that I've actually collared or gave him a collar and it does say pup rad. And it's so cute because I put his little zodiac sign, which is a sagittarius, which is really cute, and I have his, um, his, in the back it says handler, daddy j and must ask permission to play with others. So that's what it says on the back of the thing. So it's embroidered. So he's accepted, he has to wear he's agreed.
Speaker 1:He's agreed. Now I told him I gave him a necklace. It's not too tight but it's perfect for him Because he doesn't have a really big neck, but it's perfect. I told him, if it becomes too much and it's too small for him and he wants something longer, I would get him a longer one because it's waterproof, all that stuff, so he can wear it as much time as he wants. He can take a shower with it, he can go to the pool with it. He can do pretty much anything with it. Now, if he does lose it or if it does come off for whatever reason, he needs to let me know so I can replace it and get another one for him. Um, on that. So he did give me a ring. I thought it was really really cute. Uh, it will never replace my wedding rings at all, period. Uh, but it's, I will continue to wear it as a symbolization for him. So anytime I go anywhere, this will always be on my hand, just like my wedding rings yeah so I do love it.
Speaker 1:It's uh, I do love the gift, I do love the sentiment by it, uh, everything on there. So I haven't heard anything from him since he got in trouble. So I probably I have to call him tomorrow and see if how much trouble he really is in. But he knew I it's. One of those things is that you, it's, it's not. It's a fun game to kind of play around with, though, but when you're kind of playing with a lot of people on this, do I agree with how things were handled? I don't think so. I don't think the punishment for 72 hours for him not to do it just because it was just playing around type or a deal, right, I get that it's his husband, but at the same time just like that's a bit much, even for my taste, um, but I'm just like okay, whatever, 72 hours, I don't see him often or whatnot right but I may just push back on it and be like no, he needs to come, no questions asked.
Speaker 1:Like you saved him once, I'm gonna save him. I'm throwing the savior card in there. So, um, no, like he needs to come, like I'm the one that told him, and if you're gonna get mad at him for my mistake, then it's not gonna work out that way. So, anywho, uh, that's just pretty much it. Contracts are contracts. I do have the contract set for uh, me and rad, uh, for his husband, grim. He already has a handler already and we're in the disgust of being his quote unquote part-time handler if he ever needs it, but it's something that he has to run by his serve first and be able to do it. I will never be a double dom with somebody who handles somebody with somebody else, unless we are co-opping in a scene, if you will yeah and I have to listen to what their master is saying, what he likes.
Speaker 1:So I'm paying attention to the body, uh, the body language, and what he's doing. I'm asking questions how are you feeling? How does it feel? Um, are you doing okay? Yes, some people like that a lot when you're checking up on them, and some people don't, which is really weird. I'm someone who likes to check up on my boys as much as possible. Mm-hmm, I will. There are certain do's and don'ts. I will always say no drugs. The only drug that I would probably allow is maybe poppers and the marijuana which is, you know, thc or whatever it is. To a point I need to coherent still.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. If you're not coherent then I can't do what I need to do. But there are a lot of scenes out there because they're CNC consent, not consent and that's it's fun. But it can be. That's like a hard negotiation, like what's the limit, what are we doing? Because we're consenting but we're also not consenting. And one of the examples that me and Kat gave is we're like come for me and we're just like no, yeah, no, that's kind of like that falls in that CNC type of thing. But it's a lot of fun because you don't want to take too long in negotiating a contract.
Speaker 1:Limit for me for negotiating a contract is two months. I will get to know you first personally for a whole year. Uh, what's what I did with Rad? I got to know him for a good couple of months until I decided I wanted to call her him. I tell him I'm not going to call her you until I know I'm 100% ready to do so and we will go to events and whatever and whatnot. So, um, but that's it on that part. I I don't know of anything else that I can think of. But contracts, yeah, you don't want to go no more than a month or two for any type of contracts. I think contracts are great even for relationships, because contracts are just no different than somebody getting married and wanting to do a prenup.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:So that's kind of like that thing Basically you come in broke, you're leaving broke, type road deal. But it's um, it is what it is on that so I don't know. It's interesting to actually see I?
Speaker 2:I get it because even like these people, the generation nowadays that do the situationships or whatever I'm kind of do y'all have something like that in place, because y'all are literally giving relationship level everything and you're not. What are you? What's the point? What are you getting out of it? Not that you're supposed to get something out of it, but what's the point? What are you getting out of it? Not that, not that you're supposed to get something out of it, but what is the point?
Speaker 2:yeah you're literally pretending like you're in a relationship, but you're like oh no, but we're just in a situation ship. I'm like okay, so do you have something in place then? Right because that's for me. I'm not, I'm. I can't wrap my head around that. Like aren't you just then messing with somebody? You know what I mean. Like, isn't that just messing with somebody on a regular basis, like a friends with benefit thing? You know what I mean. Like okay, cool, but again, do you have anything in place?
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Because the friends with benefits, the situationships that can go left really quick. And then what? See, I think Because y'all didn't talk about it.
Speaker 1:You didn't put anything that was friends with benefits. It's um, I will always say I'm professional friends with benefits. I am very. I have a t-shirt it says I'm a professional fuck buddy that's awesome yeah, I have a shirt that says professional fuck buddy. Have I ever worn it? No, not yet.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you why later okay, I can tell you why.
Speaker 1:Now I was gonna say you've worn worse shirts, the only reason I didn't wear is because I had it at a time that I was with my ex, wasn't the third?
Speaker 1:okay um, he just got kind of like little pissy or jealous, I guess, because it said oh, you're a professional fuck buddy. I'm like I mean technically, yeah, I mean this is way before I met you, but it kind of bothered him a bit so I never wore it. Yeah, it was very interesting, but I have it as a t-shirt and I love that shirt. I just have not worn it just yet, but there's a, there will be occasions where I probably will have it. Yeah, and I have another one that says uh, big cock, but the cock is a rooster. But I'm actually going to cut that one up and I'm going to give it to somebody Not Rad, because I know he has one, but I've already promised that one over to someone who we know mutually.
Speaker 2:Oh cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I said I would give it to him if anything on that. But being a friends with benefits does come with a big territory, because they're you're right, it's a lot of communication and it's always.
Speaker 2:It's always the other person that falls in love hard there's gonna be one, there's always gonna be, always gonna be one.
Speaker 1:That's like you can fall in love with somebody and still be friends with benefits with somebody. However, you have to have to keep your emotions in check, because I'm giving a scenario. Say, like you and I were professional, like professionals, say you and I were friends with benefits right, and let's say that we both had agreed, that that's all it is right. And one day we're doing the deed and I say I love you and it's just like oh fuck. And I'm just like oh fuck. Now we're like oh fuck, great.
Speaker 1:You just ruined a good, intimate moment of me just going yes, I've done that before in several scenes or somebody else or whatnot, but it's just in the heat of the moment. And I was always asked did you really mean that, or was that just like in the heat of the moment? Like it, it was in the heat of the moment.
Speaker 2:I'm just like that's what I'm saying. Like when you're in a friends with benefits or in a situation ship, when shit like that happens, like then what?
Speaker 1:Well, did y'all talk about it? Did y'all discuss it beforehand? When you're done with the sex scene and it's done, it's something to be I will say give them. If you don't want to talk about it immediately because you're still in that sex high and it's very good, then I would say give yourself about 24 to about 72-hour cool-down period until whatnot. And then when it becomes time to talk about it, then it's good and I will say, if you have not talked about it within 72 hours, it's null and voided, like it's not even worth bringing it up, because it's just like if you're still fucking and it's still happening and y'all are just having fun and it's just about go about your day, yeah, then it's kind of a mutual understanding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know and you know what, and then I agree with you. I really do. However, my thing is kind of like if you said something and I'm confused, I'd like to bring it up, Only to for clarity, for clarity purposes.
Speaker 1:It all depends on who's going to bring it up first, because, remember, I said 72 hours.
Speaker 2:I didn't say who had to bring it up, of course not, no. But I'm saying, if, if I was the one, if somebody told me that they loved me, uh-huh, during a sex moment you know what I'm saying afterwards, then I'll be like uh, I'm gonna ask. I am gonna ask because I want clarity. Is like, was that just because it was in the moment, or did you mean?
Speaker 1:that to some degree. I I won't ask only reason. I won't ask right when it's done. I've always given the person at least a good 24 hours to like chill for a moment and I'd be like, hey, do you want to go get some coffee? And if they say yes, then that's the moment I'm gonna ask, because then I can then I can mentally kind of prepare for everything and be like okay, yeah, let's, let's sit down and let's talk about that.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. I'm going to be the afterwards. After everything, I'm going to ask because, I need the clarity because I don't want to disrespect it, If they actually meant it.
Speaker 1:I will say, if you try to bring it up and it doesn't come through within 72 hours, and you're trying and you're not, you're then it was in the moment. It was just in the moment you. You just need to assume it's in the moment. I hate the word assume because you make an ass out of you and me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you have to assume that it was just in the moment, because it's like, if the person, if you're like hey, I'm horny and they're like, okay, can I come over, then yeah, come over. You know, but if you just got to know that, if he says it again or whatnot, you know it's just in the moment, because it's how, what is what was it?
Speaker 1:that I used to say a kiss is not a kiss without the heart. Basically, fucking is not fucking. Without the heart and the intimacy, fucking anybody can fuck I think that's I.
Speaker 2:I think that's what certain people though okay.
Speaker 1:Well, here's the thing am I fucking you just to fuck you or am I fucking you to make love? Because the thing is I'm fucking you to fuck. I'm like I have a job, I got a mission. We are going to get you know. If one of us, at the end of the day, has a goal and one of us is going to get off, right. If one of us can get off, mission completed, right. Because if I don't get off, I'm fine. I did my part right. Because if I don't get off, I'm fine. I did my part, I. I satisfy the other person.
Speaker 1:But I've always told person, like, are you fucking me just to fuck me? Are you fucking me because you're in love? I'm like, if I ever slow down just to enjoy you, then I'm making love to you because I'm in the intimate moment, right. But if you tell me to fucking, like, take your brains out, then I'm gonna fucking take your brains out, right, but it's, it's the my thing is I can't, I don't function that way yeah, I can't, no one does I well, like you said, like there are people they fuck just to fuck yeah because it is what it is.
Speaker 2:I can't do that no, it's not for everybody that's why I said it's impossible for me to I cannot engage with anyone sexually that I do not already have a bond with mentally and emotionally that's fine.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine how somebody feels when they're in a poly or an open relationship?
Speaker 2:that's, that's that's why I say like sometimes I, because I see you navigating that and I'm just like me, I can't I couldn't.
Speaker 1:You know, it's actually fun navigating.
Speaker 2:It's so much for someone like you because you can, you're capable of doing that. I can't, because my thing is, once I have that bond created with that person, that's on that mental and emotional, then I'm actually aroused by them, correct? I cannot just be like I could see somebody be like, oh, they're attractive, they're attractive, sure, but I can't feel anything for this. So I can't sleep with them. I can't like, even if there was this whole thing, like I will not be able to physically, emotionally and mentally be in the moment because I'm just like I can't do this. I don't even know you, I don't know you, I can't. But if I do have it, then that one person gets my everything. So for me it's very hard. For me I'm just like I don't know if I could spread my 100 you know what I mean like amongst more than one person, because of course, naturally, I've only done it, done that with one person right but my thing is like just being able to understand the concept of you giving this person your love.
Speaker 2:This person, your love this person, your love me. I'm kind of like, yeah, I probably couldn't, I I would. I'd be like, okay, I'm glitching here, it's I'm glitching so a couple of things.
Speaker 1:Why relationships work the way they do when they're poly or when they're open relationship is because people forget to how to have conversations with other adults, like when you're having a conversation. Remember we used to talk about like how dating and I've always said fuck on the first night because you know someone's gonna want everyone's gonna.
Speaker 1:That's how you know. And people are like, oh, I can't do that. I'm just like it's better to do it on the first night than to be broken on the fucking first, second or third month in the relationship. Because men are hunters. Men will hunt until they get what they want and sometimes, when the hunt becomes boring, men will tend to ghost you. Same thing with women, because we can't say it's all men, because women are just as bad. Right, so equal opportunity here. And it becomes very hard because now we are in this time period or this day and age where apps are a thing People forgot how to go out on and ask somebody like me I'm still how to connect I'm still that person.
Speaker 1:I forget how to connect because when I see a hot person or somebody that we're making eye contact, I'm checking on grinder right away to see if they're on grinder. I'm not even going asking the person like, hey, can I take you out for a cup of coffee? Or hey, can we do this? Because there's a guy who I go to like that does mooshu, tigger and all that stuff. He's really fucking hot, like very rock, kind of looks like almost like boo thing, almost looks like boo thing, and I'm just like, dude, I can get me a boo thing, but someone who I can fuck, you know, and he's super cute and he's I want to know how awkward boo thing is.
Speaker 1:Feels when he hears oh, he's not gonna care, he we you'd be like bro bro, I can't fuck him, even if I wanted to.
Speaker 2:He's I know that's what I'm saying like I would love to see his face or know what's on his head when you hear saying he's here and he's like what?
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, if I got someone who's exactly like boo thing I'm, I'm fucking him hard because I'm gonna be like dude I fucked you and it's fucking grades.
Speaker 1:Or I got fucked by you and it was fucking amazing oh my god it's crazy and people are like, oh my god, I can't believe he's talking about gay sex. Bitch, if you can pick your own husband and he liked it and enjoyed, I'm pretty sure he would not be going to men period. Um, just saying, straight men are the reason why we fuck straight men because their woman doesn't want to put a strap on. And that's the main thing that people don't realize is have that conversation, because no man, no straight man or no conservative man, will wipe his ass or put water on his butt, crack and not wash it properly. It's a thing, it's a real thing.
Speaker 1:Yes, there are men out there in this world that will wash their body with soap and water but will not let soap or water touch their ass crack or their butthole no sir yep no sir yep, and there's some guys to this day that feel that if they're like, if they have like a stain or a streak, that women should just it should just be a natural thing, because their masculinity is who they are and apparently touching your own butthole makes you gay. Um no, you just know that if you touch your own butthole, you know you're gonna like it I was like you're gonna like it.
Speaker 1:That's why I'm just saying because there are some shower heads that fucking push really hard, and if you actually did put that on your butthole you would flinch too.
Speaker 2:I should wash my butt more often. That's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:I don't think a lot of people realize that you really need, but there's also women out there in the world thinking that men who wipe their own ass are not masculine at all. Period, and it's a. This world is so fucking weird it really is. I don't get it and I don't understand it. I'm just like what? Why I even women who don't wash their, their genitalia? Why was that so hard to say?
Speaker 2:like. Are you looking for a specific word?
Speaker 1:here. I was trying to be clean about it, but why am I trying to be clean? Girls who don't wash their own lips, their own, their, their secondary lips downstairs, if you will their pussy is that they. There are some women out there who don't do that filling wearing pad. There are women out there who buy reusable pads that they can wash and reuse again. I've seen people who are using reusing toilet paper again that you can wash and roll up and use them again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this world, this culture is, humans are just fucking vile. I said it once and I'll say it again when I die, bring me back as an AI because I can fucking like talk shit to you and tell you how stupid you are. But anywho, but because nobody has taught you're supposed to really wash your body with a washcloth, in a sense, some people still do loofah. Some people do that. It doesn't do well of a job as a loofah does. This is why I have so many washcloths on there. Hubby likes his loofah. I'm just like um bro, you're not like I was like you, do you? I love this for you, but anywho, it's one of those things like you need to like kind of wash your ass, you know, and when you're in the gay community, you really need to wash your ass, because there's some butt munchers out there that wouldn't want to munch on your booty hole. And if it's not clean, well pass hard pass, hard pass.
Speaker 1:We're not doing that. I'm sorry not sorry not sorry oh well, speaking of which, because I didn't get to talk about this, is now I can talk about it, my dirty hookup this is gonna be so much fun my dirty hook.
Speaker 1:Now I'm not saying that he was dirty, I'm just saying what came out of him was dirty. And we're not talking about the back door either. Smokers, how fucking dare you cigarette smokers? Marble menthols, marble 100s, marble, short packs, camel anybody who smokes a motherfucking cigarette. I've had people smoke weed that don't taste as awful. I literally had a guy did. The deed went down on him. I gave him a sloppy fucking joe, if you will, and he and he came hard.
Speaker 1:His baby making seed tasted like cigarettes she tastes like cigarettes she tastes like cigarette and not even like, not even good cigarette. I don't even know what a good cigarette would taste like. Like, do you know when? Like if, when you were at like a party, when you were at a kid's party and you had like a relative or somebody who would smoke and they would put their cigarette butt like ash inside the coke bottle and everything and you thought it was yours and you accidentally drank it and it wasn't like not a great taste.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how it was and people are. That's a very specific type of taste or description and that's the only smell of cigarette, ashes inside of cans of coke or beer just smelling the smoker's mouth and then having to get that. Um, and I'm not talking about a little drop this motherfucker filled my mouth like I was like fucking chick monk cheeks. I don't know how in the fuck he did it, but this motherfucker did. I asked for a paper towel and I spit that shit out. I'm like that was vile, fucking vile.
Speaker 2:I don't know how you did not get. Askel, I would have just bruh.
Speaker 1:I've sucked a crackhead's nut off and it didn't even fucking taste that bad. That's saying a lot. Even fucking taste that bad, that's saying a lot. I fucking sucked someone else who have fucking had ice and it wasn't even that I may have gotten high off of his nut, but I spit that shit out quick. But even then those particles in the nut was just like damn, damn has anybody ever experienced that? Because that I did not consent to that, that was awesome.
Speaker 2:I remember when you called me afterwards.
Speaker 1:You were so offended I dude, I was super fucking offended. I'm never offended by anything, but this motherfucker offended me across the board you were he.
Speaker 2:Oh, you felt violated. I felt dude.
Speaker 1:He violated, he essayed.
Speaker 1:My tongue bites hard your taste buds he yes, every fucking particle in my tongue tasted that and was screaming fuck you at the top of their lungs. Like fuck, no homes and ladies don't act like. This is like brand new shit to you. Like, oh my god, that's so gross. Like if you have a husband who has it and you never give him him a sloppy blowjob because you know what is going to come out of him. You know, you motherfucker, even drinkers, even alcoholics, even coffee. That's a real thing. When you drink coffee and alcohol and everything, you get that strong bitter taste.
Speaker 1:It is vile that's why, when guys are like, yeah, come suck me, I'm so fucking drunk and chale dude, no way like. I love alcohol, but not the way that's coming from.
Speaker 2:Fuck that dude, I didn't. I didn't order that kind of pickleback Jack.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm into water sports, but that's not the Not from that pickle. I said Long Island, not gaga.
Speaker 2:No sir.
Speaker 1:Pick a struggle. Shit oh, it's just so hard because you can't. I mean, you could mask the taste of cigarettes, like if you're horny and you know you are, drink a shit ton of water and flush that shit out and eat something. But those who smoke like fucking chain smokers, dude, it's bad, because I can taste it on your genitalia, I can taste it on your nutsack when I'm trying to lick you, I can taste it on your fucking bodu hole like that's yeah, you're gonna taste it on your thing your butthole's not even smoking, and I can smell the fucking smoke coming from her dude.
Speaker 1:How does your fucking butthole become potpourri for cigarettes?
Speaker 2:that's what I said, like people's houses, smokers houses alone. You know what it's like bitch.
Speaker 1:We saw a few houses yeah, because everything's yellowed dude it is smell it and it's in.
Speaker 2:It permeates the carpets and the leathers and the fabrics and everything. If it does that to the surrounding areas imagine what it's doing to the human body yeah so of course you're gonna smell it.
Speaker 1:I'd rather suck somebody who's fucking out of their pores, holy shit at least the vapes are for you you know what? You're not wrong, because I think I talked about somebody who was like. I was like wow, this is really. Oh, I vape a lot really. This is is that pineapple?
Speaker 2:is that mango strawberry?
Speaker 1:I could taste a strawberry in that one dude the snozzberries tastes like snozzberries that's so fucking bad, I mean that. Dude, you're fucking telling me.
Speaker 2:Querías cumbia.
Speaker 1:Quería reggaeton. Fuck, if I can turn back time.
Speaker 2:No too late.
Speaker 1:Too late, too late. I am glad I did not swallow because I could not bring myself to do so. I, I, I couldn't, and it was just it. It was vile, I would. I've never been insulted in my entire life. I I've been called so many fucking things in my entire lifetime, but that was like.
Speaker 2:That took the cake.
Speaker 1:That took the fucking. I wanted to cut my tongue off and rip it off. That's how bad it was. It was nasty Gross. I blocked the motherfucker. He became super annoying, super fucking annoying. That was funny. Never again.
Speaker 2:That was funny Because I remember you said you were going to go home and just rinse your mouth out. I don't know what I was. I dude you. I actually have to use a bar of soap this time bitch.
Speaker 1:I need a fucking dawn soap for that one man. Shit, get the tire off of my tongue. I feel like that. Now I know how the fucking ducks feel when they're covered in fucking like oil and shit. God damn man, even my tongue was going quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. They would dance up.
Speaker 2:Like is this used motor oil, sir what?
Speaker 1:How dare y'all. But it's funny because it's true that the human anatomy of what you're doing inside your body, anything that's done orally or on your skin, it does stain. It's there, it goes through your pores. You have a certain stench, you have a certain smell when it comes to smoking or smoking weed Although smoking weed I don't know. That's just so weird because I haven't had a bad experience yet.
Speaker 1:But those who do like ice and those who do coke, those who do whatever it is, you physically can taste it and you can get secondhand stuff off of that. People just don't realize that they can't. Yeah, that's when people are like I don't know, I felt it Talk to us Instead realize that they can't. Yeah, that's when people are like I don't know, I felt the talk to us. Instead, I was dirty. I'm like wait, what I was like? Did your boyfriend do coke when he fucked you? Yeah, he did bitch, that's in his fucking seed, the fuck you mean. I was like. And then, if you probably didn't wipe or clean your washer, I was like I don't know, power, wash your shit, drink your water, man just ouch lips just flying everywhere oh god, that's horrible what did john tell me?
Speaker 1:because I was like I was, I think I put on my story I'm mad, I'm getting old, but I'm still dead. He goes yeah, old pussy, and I put relic pussy on him pitch, because that sounds like a really good. He got old pussy and I put relic pussy on him bitch because that sounds like a really good movie. Yeah, old pussy versus a fucking, uh, relic pussy.
Speaker 1:See who's gonna win oh god because I, sir, I'm a, it goes, I'm uh, I'm a lady. I was like no, I'm a sophisticated relic, I'm like bitch, the only thing of sophisticated is your parkinson sophisticated parkinson. That's horrible it is horrible, but he fucking laughed his ass off. Oh dear god, but it's um, yeah, so back to contracts. I just wanted to give that little story because that shit was horrible. That shit was just fucking nasty dude.
Speaker 2:That was the Freaky Friday horror story.
Speaker 1:Do better.
Speaker 2:And that's for me, that's for everybody out there. Do better.
Speaker 1:No, I need to make better choices. The fuck Fine If I should have said everybody, shit me, that's for everybody out there. Do better. No, I need to make better choices, the fuck fine if I should have said everybody and that's because it's just like I should have known something, because I heard I smelled cigarettes in the air. I just didn't think it was him until like later on. I'm just like, no, sir.
Speaker 2:No sir.
Speaker 1:He's like swallow it.
Speaker 2:The hell I will.
Speaker 1:God, if I could spit it back in his face I would Fucking hate it. I dl man so nasty, nasty, gross.
Speaker 2:But anyhow, that's in the past unfortunately unfortunately, and I would love to keep it there because that shit was just nasty, so this is going to be the one and only time that you guys hear about it yeah, that's it because after that it's buried and it'll stay with this podcast and you can bring it up whenever you feel like it, because that shit is nasty and I'll slow down Nasty.
Speaker 1:I don't even have to ask. Fucking A dude, how dare he? I should go and slap him. What you're looking for? A midnight snack, Tanjiro.
Speaker 2:I just walked into the kitchen all casual.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like he's looking for food. How you doing, buddy? I'm feeling rather peckish. You're hungry, you're a fat bitch, he loves his pets, but anywho, yeah.
Speaker 1:So the moral of the story is fuck smokers this is why I don't I'm telling you on my profile anytime I'm on grind I put no smokers weed yes, smokers no. I know occasionally I'll have a cigar here and there, but if I have a cigar I'm not doing anything that day. Yeah, I'm washing my mouth, I'm cleaning out everything, but yeah, child, I do. We ain't doing that like. I like to have a good cigar but I do it for show than anything else so.
Speaker 1:And it's so weird because in the leather community if you have a cigar apparently if you have leather and a cigar in your hand, you're like the fucking hottest dude ever. It's so weird. And then when I see leather and I see a cigar, I'm just like you're poor leather, because you can smell this and that's the thing. Once you get smoke on anything, it is so hard to get it off. And including leather, because leather is just like skin yep, it is seeps through like. That's why when I go to bars and everything, I'm glad. It's like like I'm gonna go out for a smoke. I'm like, okay, you want to go join us? No, like, why not, dude, I'm wearing leather and if your cigarette smell gets on this thing, chale dude, it's. It's hard to get off like I could. And you can't febreze it like, even if you fucking want it to, like you can't just go. Yeah, that'll ruin it. It will.
Speaker 1:Well, was it one of my uh boys from corpus? Uh, pup max? I didn't know that. Because, yeah, I'm gonna put my leather in the washing machine. No, don't do that. He fucking got it out. I'm just like, oh, my god, oh my, I know, I mean, it wasn't genuinely 100 leather. It was pleather, but at the same time I'm like no, a little slow motion.
Speaker 2:No, oh God.
Speaker 1:Because, oh shit, Thank you, I was about to fucking. I was like dude, you would have ruined $100, $200 jackets.
Speaker 2:And that was the one thing that James missed the most was being able to have his cigars and his martinis.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 2:It wasn't like an all the time thing, it was just an occasional thing. But after he got sick he couldn't.
Speaker 1:That's the hard part.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because it would restrict his blood vessels too much, so he couldn't do it. He did buy one last chocolate cigar, and I don't mean the candy kind, that are made of chocolate, I mean there was actually cocoa cocoa, and then cigarette, yeah, cigar yes, yeah, fuck yes he did get that because our favorite thing was to go to specs and, uh, he would go into the cigar room and.
Speaker 2:And of course he's picking whatever cigar he wanted and we'd like to get the little boxes that they would sell for like two bucks or four bucks, because they're empty.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Right, they're empty cigar boxes. We like to get the cigar boxes because we did crafty things with them, but the smell, the smell of them. Cigar boxes are so good.
Speaker 1:There's so much better than cigars I mean cigarettes there's so much better than cigars?
Speaker 2:yeah, cause you could just smell.
Speaker 1:I'm just like, oh my god, it smells so good, but I still wouldn't suck a guy's dick with a cigar, because even that shit's nasty.
Speaker 2:No, so that chocolate one that he had. It lasted him so long because once he found out he couldn't have it he was like crap, like I just got this, I just bought this. But luckily his hellboy cosplay calls for a cigar oh yeah, because he was carrying a cigar he'd still use it he'd still be able to use it he would smoke it or whatever but of course not in the convention places, because there's no smoking or whatever he would turn it off or whatever, but he'd be able to still walk around with his cigar genuine yeah, genuine cigar.
Speaker 1:I think that's actually pretty cool though, but yeah, no, it's I. That's one of the things that we have in the contracts, um on there is that hygiene. Hygiene is very, very important, like you need, but it's to me it depends on the hygiene, because I do occasionally like a little musking. So like when rad came over on on tuesday, he had that, um, that white collar musk on him where it's like not harsh, but just perfect, like the perfect, like right where his pits were, and it's just like okay, I can do that. Yeah, don't go, ew, because we all somebody has a like a fetish for musk and it's it's genuine, right so. But there's, there's a difference between genuine musk, like that's very where it's supposed to be at and there's mess.
Speaker 1:This is like like really right yeah, very like bro, like are you? Do you? Are you wearing onion for deodorant? Like damn, like, um, you're gonna have to go wash because I can't do that. Yeah, but no, there's a level of stench. But some people who do enjoy that very ripeness and that is quite fine with them. But I can't but Rad had the nice, perfect stench that I like, I was like that's perfect.
Speaker 1:Because there's some people that their BO is so over the top, even when I go and hug them I'm just like whoa buddy, like can't do that, that's. But there's some people who just like wearing it naturally but don't realize that it's pretty offending, like, yeah, I, I get it. Some cultures or aspects and cultures don't require you to wear it and but again, bo becomes to point to it, depending on what you eat, right, right. So it's like if you're eating like greasy food going out, you're going to get a very fucking strong odor, right? If you're eating healthy, with fruity stubs, vegetables, it tends to be a little bit more tamed, you know. But you also got to be careful with the fruits and vegetables you're eating too as well, because, just like onions, you get a. You get a nice onions breath or taste coming out, from whatever area. This is why I don't do a whole lot of onion. I love onions, I love sauteed onions, I love cooked onions, but occasionally onions for me and a salad. I do get the occasional onion breath and I just can't do it.
Speaker 1:But in you, hygiene's in a contract is a very must thing type of do. Um. I think I wrote a few couple of things here with it and I can share it here with you on that um, why I'm looking that up. You, you want to negotiate everything when it comes down to what you're going to have inside your contract. Because if you both agree like, yeah, this is um going to be the thing that it's going to make us or break us for a lot of the things and yeah, you want to do it right. So one of the contracts I'll read to you um, it says I, my name, also known as daddy j or sergey, will be the Sir to Pup Rad. As Daddy J or Sir, I agreed to be responsible for keeping my pup, aka Baby Boy, safe at all times. I will acknowledge and respect Baby Boy and Pup's limits at all times. I will maintain my own health and hygiene, knowing my own status, because we do need to get tested, because you know we're a couple of sluts, which is fine. Tested because you know we're a couple of sluts, which is fine. Um, with testing at least every three months, baby boy and pup will maintain their own health hygiene and know their status every three months as well. All parties must share their status in of any stis or stds or hiv status to make sure that all parties are taken care of properly.
Speaker 1:I will never request my baby boy or my pub to participate in any activities that are demeaned, dangerous or can cause permanent bodily harm. So that's one of the main things. That's like very you know whatnot. And ask me if I came up with this on my own. No, I didn't. I looked at other people's contracts and this was like the more sufficient one that I actually did. Like I'm like okay, cool, I can change a couple of things here, right. So, just to keep in mind, I had to look up what would be more on that.
Speaker 1:Permanent bodily harm shall be determined by death, right? So that's one of them. Damage that involves loss or morbidity or functions Sorry, loss of mobility or function, permanent marks on the skin, you know stuff like that. Loss of hair, unless acceptable by baby boy or pup, because pup rat is also baby boy too as well. So anytime I say it's a baby boy, I will ensure that there will be no injuries that requires medical attention. Boy, I will ensure that there will be no injuries that requires medical tensions. I will not loan out my, my pup or baby boy to another dom or sir or daddy or master without their consent.
Speaker 1:If you agree to please type to agree in the chat or sign right once all parties agree, then you're pretty much all set on there for you. Uh, they agree, then you're pretty much all set on that for you. Uh, I know I had one for the rules. I can't never figure out what the rules were and, like you wrote this, you should know your rules. You should know your rules. Yes, I should know my rules, but rules have always changed for some reason, because you want to make sure that all rules can be changed, like if there's a rule that you're not liking or you don't agree with, and it's just like I was going to say rules should change, Because shit is always changing anyways.
Speaker 1:And you need to keep up with it in order to keep everybody safe you pretty much have to covered, just saying yeah, um, everybody's ass needs to be covered and anything, because it's very important to know that these rules are are in it because there are punishments, and you can go over punishments of what you want and what you deem that is appropriate for a punishment. My punishments, uh, can vary. Uh, kneeling on a kneeling on rice is one of them. Uh, that's just something that I actually have. Lego blocks too as well. Uh, bolts, nope, the little bolts that you can get that you can fucking do that too as well. Yeah, those fucking hurt. Um, also, you also got to remember, uh, before I do any of this or minister any of this, I gotta know how that feels and it's not great, but I can actually last a lot longer because I'm a sadist masochist. So you knew, of course, um, I did do the 10 commandments, like kind of like that's right yeah, so I did the content amendments.
Speaker 1:So, uh, the 10 commandments for the house of fuckery. So this is something I got from a girl from tiktok for the house of fuckery. She's the one that came up with this. She gets 100 credit. I just don't remember the tiktok person's name, I don't whatsoever, but she's the one that came up with it. I just pretty much copy and paste, uh, what she was pretty much saying on there yeah because I fucking love it.
Speaker 1:It was great. Uh, so it's one. Number one is go forth and spread the good fuckery fuck around and find out. Is number two. Number three is trust your gut, for it's a fucking alarm, uh. Number four others, opinions of you don't fucking matter. Number five all fuckeries are fucking equal. Number six thou shall not be fucking a fucking cunt. Number seven those who spread the bad fuckery will catch these hands nice. Number eight to give a fuck, one must give a fuck. Number nine having a fuck, have a fucking sense of humor. Number 10 when in doubt, fuck. Uh, when in doubt, fuck it.
Speaker 1:Daddy said it was okay nice oh, I'm gonna bring this up too, because that punishment would be more avoided loopholes. So, uh, the rules, uh, for what rad has to follow by. This is also kind of including me too, as well. Uh, number one if you need me to stop, or if you need me to stop, or directions are not okay or they're unclear, they just don't make sense. You're just having a hard time comprehending. Let me know, speak up, it's one of those things. Number two direct questions and directions should be answered with daddy or sir. So, in other words, sir, I have a question for you, daddy, I have a question for you. So it's always to have that respect. Three no negative self-talk. You are wonderful in love, so love yourself. And can't tell you how many people fail to understand that, because a lot of people are always so hard on themselves.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. I was going to say everybody has self-esteem issues nowadays, Everybody so hard on themselves. I was going to say everybody has self-esteem issues nowadays, Everybody.
Speaker 1:I don't care who you are. I do, yeah, so, but that's, that's a rule. You cannot be hard on yourself.
Speaker 2:You will love yourself, no matter what, and if you don't, I can see why a lot of people fail that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if it's one of those. If it's, I need to write me 30 sentences I do love myself, I do matter, I do love myself, I do matter, and you will write that 30 times, um until it's embedded in you right uh.
Speaker 1:Number five if you are upset, tell me and tell me why you are. Number six say thank you after both rewards and punishment. Both are, both are for your benefit and pleasure, so it's also rewarding. Seven communication is key. Please keep it up.
Speaker 1:Daddy slash sir will approve all outfits when we go out to events. Number nine give daddy a month in advance for planning for events or travels, because God knows I need plenty of time to know what is going on with my job. I think I have to switch that. I need at least three months in events for events. Rewards will be given. Uh will be given good boys or good pups, because I love buying gifts for my baby's boys and pups. So that's including, like pup hoods, hats, right, whatever. If you do good, it's, it's a reward. I will do that. Uh.
Speaker 1:Then there are playtime rules. We got some time. Uh. One never be ashamed of what gets you excited and I want to hear what you desire. To two no touching yourself, alone or otherwise, without asking for permission. Number three no orgasms without asking for permission.
Speaker 1:Uh, punishments, those are. Those are my three playtime rules. Uh, punishment, any punishment will be discussed, agreed upon beforehand. Uh. Two uh, being uh when being spanked, you will count account. So, yes, uh, that is one of them that's there too as well, which I actually do like on that too as well. So, um, so, with that being said, that's just pretty much just kind of like the tip of the iceberg. On there, there is a bdsm contract that you can actually buy off of amazon. That kind of gives you little tips and tricks on what you can do. You can use that to fill it out, and then you even have one too as well. I do recommend that one. That one's actually really great. It's created by real lawyers who wrote it out. So, yes, it's a legitimate contract. That's crazy by both parties. So you can either take it, run with it both parties agree it's a contract now these contracts do hold up in the court of law.
Speaker 1:Good, because two parties are agreeing and consenting to it right and they understand that what they're getting themselves into is pretty much going to be that right. So that's just going to be the main thing, because I remember there was a story that was on. I can't remember there was a guy or a pup that signed a contract or signed something that they would give up 100 equal rights and including paychecks, bills, all of that stuff and whatnot. Whatever they owned, he owned them at a hundred percent. Like you can't talk, text, breathe, do whatever it is that, yeah, these contracts sounds like a cult kind of contract to me.
Speaker 1:Now it was type of a deal because that's how it was. But be careful, because there are fake doms, there are fake submissives out there, and if I had to give you time I would have to do it on another podcast on that, because you just got to remember what red flags are and what green flags are, because every person has them. As for me, I know that some doms these days and old school ones punishments. There are no red flags. They will. You're going to earn your punishment. And a lot of, a lot of submissives don't like that because they feel there should be a limit. Missus don't like that because they feel there should be a limit. But if you fuck around and find out, you're gonna fucking find out very quickly for a lot of people, and some people are just like some people will utilize that. I don't, because I still I feel like you're not a kid. You know what I mean. If you're gonna fuck around and find out, then you're gonna find out very quickly. You know what I mean. If you're gonna fuck around and find out, then you're gonna find out very quickly. You know what I mean. So it's just one of those things. Like it happens, you know it's. You gotta have that discussion and if there's something you don't like, like I said, rules are always meant to be changed, no matter what it is, but there are some.
Speaker 1:There's one, uh dom named goddess, goddess dom or something like that. She does it professionally all day, every day, like they have to say a. She has a few slaves, I guess, and one of the slaves I do like this it was was that if they need to go use the restroom, they have to address, uh, they have to say a particular word in order for them to go and do it like if they need to go to the restroom, they say goddess, uh, I so and so needs to go use the restroom. May I say, goddess, I so-and-so needs to go use the restroom, may I go? And the goddess will say yes or no, and they have to go. Well, there was a point in time where they said they didn't want to do it anymore and she goes okay, that's fine, we don't have to say it, but you're going to regret not ever saying that. Yeah, and they were begging After a. Say it again. And they were begging and begging and begging. Yeah, the way she was giving out the class was actually pretty cool.
Speaker 1:There are BDSM classes 101s out there, guys, there really are. So you just need to go to fetlifecom, look up in your own little city what they have and see what the community is, and you'll find you can find a really good community or you can find a really shitty community. It's up to you. Just know, just know who you're getting involved with, because there are doms are very well known out there, super well known out there. I'm not a very well known dom or daddy or whatever, because I'm not in the scene as much. I'm more of a guy that's kind of like behind the scenes but know what the fuck he's doing. Yeah, and master cash is like I can vouch for you because you were very good, you know exactly what you're doing and I always told master cat I think it's vouch for you because you were very good, you know exactly what you're doing and I always told master cat I think it's just funny that when you're trying to tell me to do something, I'm just like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:But the main thing, I also got to remember cats. When I'm playing with my boys it's a little bit more aggressive. So I've got to be careful who I'm transitioning with and playing with, because that person's not going to like that aggressiveness like my boys do. You know what I mean? So it's it's just transitioning over to who you're playing with, because you do need to go slow and I always will hear my boys. When you want me to go faster, I'll go faster. When you want me to go aggressive, I'll go aggressive. You tell me where we're at. Colors are always going to be like green, red and yellow. Those are always going to be your safe words for no matter what it is. Yes, the running joke.
Speaker 1:Those are always going to be your safe words for no matter what it is. Yes, the running joke. Pineapple is the running joke. Whatever it is, that is fine. You can use it if you want to, but I always will use the three-color system and whatnot. Green means you're good. If I ask you how you're doing and I can't hear you and you yell green, it means we can continue. Right, if I hear yellow, I can either slow it down or we stop what we're doing on that particular scene and we move on to the next.
Speaker 1:What I do is pretty much I get all my um. I'll I'll go like five more minutes on this here, really until a little after is I will have all the tools and the equipments that I have laying out on my bed, right, and I learned this from master cat because it was great. Um, I never did this. So what he did was pick out what you want, get you to try and the toys would go from what you want to start off with first, and then we'll go up to the biggest toy I have and then get you stretched out and we're kind of going to do it, and he does his stuff with music a lot and that's one of the things we talked about, because sometimes you need like a nice little tempo. He needs a little, you know, kind of get the flow going. And I can't tell you how many times me and Kat we talk and we're just like you know whatnot. We're just talking, we're telling each other stories and we're having a good time and whatnot, and just like oh yeah, this and that, and how do you make this? Oh yeah, I was working on this too as well. It's just like. It's just like are we doing this right or no, it's just two. It's just two doms and one daddy, one master, just literally just having a conversation.
Speaker 1:I've seen videos where people are fucking checking off their fucking bills and making sure that everything's doing right. Hey, did you do this? Yeah, I did that. And your fucking hands far deep in there and you're up in the elbow deep and you're just like oh, okay, cool. So, uh, did we do the dinner? Yeah, what do you want for dinner tonight? And you're in their answer and you're just like are you enjoying this? Oh, dude, you have no idea like your knuckles are so fucking like. Okay, just making sure, because we're having a good conversation and this doesn't seem to phase you. So I'm I'm concerned, it's my like, is my arm too small for you? Dang, you know what I mean, but it's it shows. It kind of goes to show you that people have different mind, mentalities. They can actually do what they're doing on that and whatnot crazy yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1:It's one of those things literally at the end of this when I say more of the story get to know your body, because knowing your body and knowing who you are as a person, even when it becomes like a professional friends with benefits, and getting to know what you like, everybody is going to be different, no matter what you. You're going to be different because you have an attachment with your heart and with your feelings I don't, I can I. I mean, yes, I have an attachment with my love, my feelings.
Speaker 2:I do love right, but you can also do the opposite.
Speaker 1:Oh, exactly like nothing you know, if brad had told me tomorrow like I know you just got me this, but I want to give this back to you yeah fuck, it's gonna kill me because I just got you know, we just did this and this is what he wants to do.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna have no choice but to respect it, right, you know, do I have? That's up to him he's. Then he'll be free to do whatever he wants, you know, and I will always ask questions. What's going on? Did I do something wrong? That you know, was it, am I not? And occasionally, the most of the boys. Reason why he's my first and the rest have failed is because I was so busy. He actually stayed through and through with my schedule and we made, he wanted to make things work and he understood that's cool, yeah, so that that's gonna be your peoples yeah, that's how you know your peoples, but anywho, that's the end of our show for freaky friday.
Speaker 1:I do appreciate y'all tuning in hashtag get to know who you are. Hashtag know your status, hashtag contracts for BDSM and yo hashtag professional fuck buddies. So yes, it's the same, but anywho, thank y'all so much for tuning in. I am your host, daddy J.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host. Dee, dee, dee, dee. Well, we'll go with that. You know, it is what it is.
Speaker 1:But I appreciate y'all so much and I know y'all didn't hear much, a whole lot from Didi, because she's still learning my, my world still, if you will, because it's just like, ooh, this is intriguing, like she has questions. I love that you do ask questions, because it helps me out too as well.
