Mature Mischief podcast
Greetings, Gremlyns!
Join us on the Mature Mischief podcast with your Host Jesse James and Co-Host Dee Dee.
Embark on a journey filled with mishaps, awkward moments, and adulting wins. Prepare to laugh, cringe, and nod along with every episode!
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Finding Your Youth in Middle Age - Secrets from Two Kids at Heart
Ever wondered why some people seem to age backward while others look stressed beyond their years? In this candid conversation, Jesse James and DeeDee explore the fascinating timeline of aging and how our perspectives shift with each decade.
Fresh off a week-long mental health break, the hosts dive into what it means to approach milestone birthdays like 40 and 50. Jesse shares his philosophy of "fit in my 20s, fat in my 30s, looking good in my 40s," sparking a deeper discussion about setting meaningful goals for different life stages. They don't shy away from the reality of unexpected health changes either – as Jesse colorfully puts it, "They said things were going to change. I expected small shifts, but motherfucker gave me an avalanche."
The conversation takes an unexpected turn as they examine workplace dynamics across generations. Drawing from their management experience, they challenge stereotypes about "lazy" young workers, instead finding that many young employees show remarkable dedication when supported properly. This leads to practical insights about mentorship, accessibility as a manager, and creating opportunities that work with school schedules.
Most compelling is their observation that younger generations often appear older while older people work to maintain their inner youth. This paradox reflects economic pressures forcing Gen Z to mature quickly, while millennials and older generations tap into playfulness to stay vibrant. As the hosts suggest, perhaps the secret to aging gracefully isn't fighting the process but embracing a childlike curiosity regardless of your birth year.
What goals have you set for different decades of your life? Join the conversation and share what you're working toward at your current age – just don't tell us you're planning to check out at 30!
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what's up, gremlins? Welcome back to another podcast. My name is jesse james. I hope everyone is doing it and doing it well. You know the drill.
Speaker 2:This is the mature mischief podcast I make sure to keep it in the front of my head today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Now you are. I love that for you. I was still cracking up at it.
Speaker 1:Yesterday, dude, I was like you were all dancing with it. I'm just like why am I singing this tune by myself? Because y'all will never hear that. Because we had re-recorded that one part, though. Because she decided.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I was all up in the song. He was singing it and I was just bobbing my head like yeah yeah, and I was like oh wait, it sounds different? Oh, because I didn't sing it either. Dumbass that would help a lot I don't know, I was enjoying my moment. I just work here I don't know anything, I just work here I don't know anything, I just work here. Get paid for free.
Speaker 1:Get paid for free. I pay you in tacos, yes, tacos and pizza, pizza and ice cream. Although I wasn't going to pay you today, but someone had to go fucking eat food.
Speaker 2:I was hungry.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:And I had leftover chicharrones. I was waiting for you so we can go eat I know, but everything got moved, so I was like okay nothing got moved.
Speaker 1:You're just like. I'm sorry. Do you want me to like? 11 remember yeah, and then it got moved to like one. I was kind of like, yeah, I can't wait that long is it? Do you want to wait until one? You're like yeah, let's do it because you were going through your own little episode, whatever it was, so excuse me for being more bitch, I told you to stop somewhere or get no, I don't like eating by myself.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't mind eating by myself, I don't like eating by myself if I have company I would like I would have got some small or a drink, it's okay, is it really, though?
Speaker 2:because you're still bringing it up, I was gonna say is it really though?
Speaker 1:Whatever, I know it, you know it, the whole world, the whole world. Say that one 10 times fast. I know it, you know it, the whole world fucking knows it. I like saying my name twice. I am your host, jesse James.
Speaker 2:And I am your co-host, Dee Dee.
Speaker 1:Yo Dee Dee what it do, sister Dee what it do.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it do, Jesse James.
Speaker 1:I don't know Someone ate without me. You got attitude.
Speaker 2:You got attitude because you haven't eaten Somebody's hangry.
Speaker 1:you guys, I'm not hangry, just salty. I can't even be salty because there's no salt in me right now. Jesus, jesus, exactly, right now, like jesus cheez-its exactly I can't wait. I needed to eat yeah, fuck, you can't had to the fuck you can't. Could have like a little cheese it or something a little cracker to get you older if I had something instant, I would have. I would have just been like it's cool, I'll just eat this. Just saying you know what time it is, Didi.
Speaker 1:Yes actually it is finally Also too. Before I start this, I know that we weren't around for like almost a week and no episodes. We literally took a whole week off. So we'll talk about that here in a little bit, though, but it's time for Shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, Shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonanigans, shonan. Okay, uh, we had talked about it earlier in the week, uh, which was on, uh, wednesday. Uh, talking about, like, all the health issues that we were pretty much having. Of course, last, uh, this last past week, we didn't have anything. Uh said, we just took a small vacation. We didn't tell anybody. Yeah, we came back in and we finally were able to like, do stuff. Didi was working on a few, was working on a painting, uh that she got commissioned for. Um, I was just chilling. I was just chilling. I think. It was like towards this week where my pancreas just kind of just started kicking in out of nowhere. So, yeah, weird feeling, ever Not used to that.
Speaker 2:Weird. How about painful and not fun at all?
Speaker 1:No, not fun at all whatsoever. The cards are in there somewhere I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2:Where's my X-Acto? I don't know, oh, your X-Acto's?
Speaker 1:there I was like your X-Acto blade really oh.
Speaker 2:Bitch. It's funny, right? It's like oh, the cards, I'm not looking for the cards, I'm looking for the exact, I'm looking for my blade.
Speaker 1:Not psycho at all no, not at all, my goodness, hi mooshu. Hello baby. He is getting so big and he is so heavy and he is fat. Yeah, fat baby, yeah, fat boy, yeah, fat boy. So yeah, that's why we haven't been around the whole week so just in case.
Speaker 1:If anybody was wondering why we didn't have any episodes last week and of course I have that whole mental breakdown, so I think taking a week off actually really did help. So not for mental health though, but it was just I kind of caught up on myself.
Speaker 2:It wasn't much needed it just. It wasn't like dramatic, a dramatic need. No, because if you think about it. I found it really useful.
Speaker 1:You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean, yeah, not that recording our episodes or anything is an interruption of any kind. You know what I mean, but it was nice to have the free time to take care of whatever we needed to take care of individually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think that's the best part. It's just pretty much having just that and it's been a lot of fun and amazing too as well, but other than that I think that was pretty much it for the whole week. That's just our little caught up here for us like what we were doing and whatnot, but yeah, that's just it. So that's it for our podcast. Y'all have a good one. Thank you, love you just it.
Speaker 2:So that's it for our podcast. Y'all have a good one, thank you.
Speaker 1:Love you, bye. Love you, bye. Appreciate it, okay, bye. No, I think this is going to be something that's going to be pretty cool in the coming weeks. So we have a lot of new things that are coming up. I've been working on a lot of T-shirts, uh, decorative t-shirts, at least on turning my t-shirts into pillows, which has been a lot of fun uh to do. I'm looking into dabbing into a little bit more and I'm trying to get into being a drag queen, if you will. Uh, trying to see if I can get that, but I'm just waiting for the drag mother to hit me up, but I think she has a busy schedule, or either that or she doesn't operate her phone because she's that old. But whatever, uh, she don't listen to my podcast speaking of old, what, oh?
Speaker 2:you were bringing up stuff last night how old you are yeah counting the wrinkles on your forehead no, you had to had something about me getting close to 50 or whatever.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:That's right. I was like no, not really, so let's talk about that.
Speaker 1:Is that coming up for you? Is that a thing?
Speaker 2:It's not looming, if that's what you mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm aware of it, but it's not like, oh my God.
Speaker 1:Because for me it's not like, oh my god, because for me it's just like. I know that by time. I said anybody we've talked about this before everyone who said that they're by time, they're 30 oh, yeah, they would just pretty much off themselves, that's insane.
Speaker 2:I know one person that actually was saying it like while we're all sitting at the table and I was like no way, and he was dead serious and I'm like you've got to be kidding me, dude like thankfully, thankfully, uh, he did hit 30 and he didn't off himself, which I'm very grateful for. Um, but yeah, I don't. I guess I don't feel a particular way about it because I'm aware, but it's not looming in a sense that, oh, I'm gonna be this age and I haven't done this.
Speaker 2:I used to be like that yeah I used to, but I think, like having that frame of mind is what always kept me in a state of anxiety and it always kept me in a state of fear, so I felt like I could never fulfill that, as opposed to me being like you know what it is what it is and whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen, and the age doesn't matter because, yeah, that's a see, for me, I I'm hitting the age where I'm coming up to being, uh, 40 and I'm looking at all my accomplishments that I have done.
Speaker 1:I've accomplished a lot, right, I've done the podcast, I have done this, I have a roof, I have my husband, I have everything. The only thing I have not accomplished yet in my entire life maybe, but it's always been fluctuating up and down. It's been my weight. So, by time I want to say by time I'm 40, I want to look good at my forties, right, cause that's something that is a goal for me, that's something that I want to do. I want to look amazing in my forties. I look horrible in my 30s, but I want to look good in my 40s. And people are like is he always fat? No, he was fat in his 30s, he was fit in his 20s, he fell in love.
Speaker 1:So you can kind of see where it all shifted yeah fit in my 20s, fat in my 30s and looking good in my 40s, you know, because I mean my 30s were good. I had amazing food, I enjoyed it were good, I had amazing food, I enjoyed it. I I had so many good memories from a whole years of my 30s leading up until, by time, I got like two more years until I turned 40, so I mean I got some time to do. I just don't want to run the clock either and be like, oh, I got plenty of time, yeah, you know. And then 40, I'm still fat, you know. So, uh, we talked about that in our health podcast, though, but uh, we were just talking about, like, how things have just pretty much changed. Yeah, for me, I also do feel that in my 30s, my health has changed a lot, for sure. Yo, they said things were going to change. Yo, what the fuck? I expected small spurts and small shifts, but motherfucker gave me an avalanche. It gave me a fucking tsunami of just issues upon issues.
Speaker 2:You know it's funny People that are my age. They do deal with a lot of health issues. I don't consider myself somebody that deals with a lot. I have maybe like one or two things Granted. My weight is obviously a thing, but I'm not so stuck on that anymore. I'm just like you know what it is, what it is again. But I wonder yes, genetics plays a part, yes, life plays a part, but I wonder if it's because majority of my life I was always indoors taking care of home nieces and nephews, errands, stuff like that.
Speaker 1:You were a household without even trying to be a housewife.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and so I wasn't active.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I wasn't in activities. I mean, I was when I was a kid, but I was like eight or nine, you know what I mean when I was in sports and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Other than that, my body was not exposed to outdoors and it was not overstressed physically right so I wonder if maybe that's what contributed to me being my age and still not having the issues that people my age do. Because people my age are like, oh, my vision's already going, I need glasses, and oh, my knees are already here, my back is killing me. I'm just kind of like dang, is it just me or are you guys falling apart? I aren't we the same age? You know what I mean. But, like I said, I know genetics plays a thing. Life and your lifestyle plays a thing. Maybe I was too sheltered or something, I don't know, but I don't have. But again, I'm like I say I think it's that state of mind thing and I got I that I got from james, because james everybody would freak out when they're like I'm sorry, he's how old, and I'm just like, yeah, they're like I'm sorry he's how old and I'm just like yeah, they're like he's like a big kid and I'm like yeah.
Speaker 2:And he can function like a big kid.
Speaker 1:I think that's where a lot of our youth comes in to play. Why we stay so young? It's because we think, like kids, we tap into our youth in our inner youth. Right, we can be very playful, we can look good. This is why we see the young generations that are looking a lot more older than the millennials. You're just like whoa yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:To me that is crazy but I think a lot of them are just trying to grow up so fast, so quickly. I think a lot of us we were probably like that too as well, because I remember being young and they're like, oh wow, you look, I would never get carded to drink. So that was kind of like a given for me, but because that's how it was, uh, so for me it was easy. But I'm starting to kind of see that. But as you get older you tend to kind of understand like you try to get into your youth, trying to be young, trying to be youthful, trying to.
Speaker 1:You know you're buying things that make you feel good because, you have money and I think a lot of the younger generations are starting to see that like yeah buying stuff. That's for. A lot of them are into the materialistic things because this is how the world is evolving around.
Speaker 2:Everybody is when they're that age.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everyone does I remember being that age. I'm still in that age where I like buying materialistic things for myself if it fit, but it don't fit, so I ain't doing it.
Speaker 1:But I tend to buy me a lot of crystals and shit and I buy crystals and all that stuff and when I broke a lot majority of them, I felt kind of bad because it was just like shit, that was money, you know. So pretty much with everything, just pretty much is going on for myself. It's okay to have those mental breakdowns at certain ages and whatnot, and it's okay to be into your feelings, depending on the age for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at some point it's going to build up? Yeah, at some point it's going to, and as far as the younger generation, I don't necessarily feel that they're choosing to grow up too fast and hence why they look the way they look.
Speaker 2:I think they're forced because the way the world is now they're trying to get ahead of the game a lot because they see the struggle that the older generations are going through to try to maintain or gain a life or their home, their family, their whatever. And they're like shit that's. That's going to be hard for me, like I better do it now yeah so they're doing it and they're killing themselves trying to do that and I'm just like dang, y'all can't even enjoy y'all's 20s. Y'all are trying and don't get me wrong, they're still trying. They're out there and they're trying the club and they're doing the whole materialistic thing.
Speaker 1:They're drinking whatever good for them, but they're also juggling that with being a grown-ass adult, because some of them already have, like homes and houses and everything even before us. Millennials even got a chance to do it. Only reason is because is that they're seeing what we struggled and what we're telling them to do is like yeah you know, because we're the aunts and the uncles.
Speaker 1:We're just like. Mom and dad never taught us this and we're teaching you this, like you need to make sure you have so they're doing it, but they're not listening to yeah, they're not listening to their parents, because the parents are pretty much the same age as we are.
Speaker 1:But they're listening to the grandparents and the uncles, because the uncles in them are teaching them value and the value of a dollar, like how it is when parents are not paying attention to their kids. We're the ones being the, the mentors and whatnot, just so they are seeing that. Oh shit, you're right, I need to. And some of them take a lot of it into consideration. So they're seeing how the way the world moves and is working. Some of them do it in their favor and you're doing good and whatnot, and some of them just like man, they see the stress, but people are not hiring them because they see the bullshit for them. Even millennials are not wanting to get hired at jobs and be like.
Speaker 1:I can see why Because I've worked for several people already and I can't tell you how many times I've. Every time I hired an adult, like someone who is my age, and I go, okay, cool, I think you're a good fit, you're not? Nope, they would quit the next day. When I hired somebody that was younger, maybe in their 21s, who was looking for a part-time job, that just needed something you know kind of you know chilled working day. I would work around their school schedule, they would show up.
Speaker 2:They would show up because they knew yeah, I think it still depends on the person, though because, I get that, but as somebody who works with people that literally range from, I want to say, it's 21, 21 to I honestly don't even know how old that person is, maybe in their 60s, I could be wrong. Anyway, I notice that everybody hustles right, everybody does what they do and some of the younger ones you can tell, just like dang, I didn't know you were this young dude, because you're very mature for your age and you're very responsible when it comes to this job.
Speaker 2:so when I find out, I'm just like dang good for you, because you'll be way more advanced by x amount of x age than I was, because I didn't have this opportunity. But then there's other ones that are older than them and they're just like half assing it. It's like I want to be here, like if I didn't have to keep this job, I wouldn't. I'm just like then why are you here, bro?
Speaker 2:I'm just like then why are you here? But it's crazy because I'm just like you're older. You're gonna struggle this kid over here like he's younger than you right.
Speaker 1:You should probably learn because I had a young. I had a young girl. She was 21, I believe I want to say maybe 2021, and she was really good at her job. I trained her, I taught her she would freak out. But my, I think that's the thing with younger generations your manager needs to be available all the time, right, and that kind of comes to a territory for the manager. I can't tell you how many managers I've had and I tried to get a hold of them when something went down at the store and we needed some advice and they didn't answer their phone, period. I'm just like bro, why are you not answering? You're a manager, you get paid salary, like you get paid the big bucks. Why you're not answering your phone? But I've always had my phone. That was always my policy. My phone was always on, even when I was on vacation. If I didn't answer it, I would call back immediately, right?
Speaker 1:or call another store and talk to them and see what they would say or what they would do so a lot of the times you have your as a manager, you have to be available to the young ones, because they're going to have a lot of questions, always going to have a lot of questions, I mean, even if they're the first time there, and they can't say, oh well, they're young, they should know even adults, because even at my age sometimes I'll be like, uh, I'm gonna need your help over here, and they'll be like why I've been there for what?
Speaker 2:two years already? And then'm still like I just want to make sure I'm doing this right, because I don't know, if I remember it correctly.
Speaker 1:Well, because you're not there. So it's like you don't have to remember a lot of it If you were there every time.
Speaker 2:it would be pretty much muscle memory, true but how many of these transactions have I done? You see what I'm juggling too many things in one shift. I don't know, but I want to make sure. I'm just like, do I?
Speaker 1:remember it right? Yeah, because I do the same thing when I'm at work too. I've been early for almost a year already and I'm like, hey, is this like bro? You've been here for a long time. I was like, look, I didn't ask for your smart assness, I just asked for a simple question.
Speaker 2:He's like Like I'm trying to do it right so that you don't have to deal with it at the end of the night when you're closing. Yeah, so you have to deal with your job easier, yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's dealing with pretty much that and I remember like I'm at times with my if my employee had like a really bad day, and they're just like I can't. I'm like I'll be there in a little bit. Let me go check on everything. Make sure everything's OK. I would Just like just here to check up on you, make sure you're okay, cause you sounded very stressful. No, I just want to make sure I'm like. Okay, I was like I'm here but pretend I'm not here. So what is it that you're that you're doing? So I'll kind of teach them behind the counter and whatnot. Okay, did you do this? Yes, did you do that?
Speaker 1:So I had to go make a love the checklist for them and it was great, you know, and I think different ages uh stems for different uh uh people, because I I will say I genuinely like working with young full people than I do working with adults.
Speaker 1:Uh, that's maybe 18, 19, 20 like up there, like them Because they're looking to make money and they like making their money, and I've always will tell them this, and the main thing is that you like money, yes. So why are you calling out? What's the real reason that you're calling out? Because of anxiety? We don't got time for that. If you have anxiety, bring it to work. I'll help you out, we'll help you calm it down or whatnot, because if you need money and I'm hearing your stories like how much you need money you need to pay for this. You're trying to get out of home. I don't got time for you to deal with that shit at home. You come here. You know, and I've always asked and that's one of the things I was always asked my employees do you have transportation? Uh, to be able to get home or from home to work and everything, that's one of the main things that we have. It's just. You know, basically just that. And a lot of these kids, a lot of these young adults, have transportations always will have transportation.
Speaker 1:I always wanted to do a comic book store so you know younger generations can come in and kind of just chill and relax at a comic book store and it's not as stressful.
Speaker 1:You just need to clean up around the area so they can kind of learn, like you know. Just take them under your wing and just teach them the basic and generic stuff of what they need to know and what right, right, so it's something that I've always wanted to do is to be able to teach young adults that, hey, you need this and work around their school schedule. I only need you maybe two days out of the week at ten dollars an hour, and I wouldn't. I would pay my my people good, you know, young ones if they're in high school. I would pay my people good, young ones if they're in high school. I would pay them at least $10 an hour just to get them by, because $10 is a lot of money for them, right?
Speaker 1:If you think about it, three days out of the week, working five-hour shift, that's what, $150? And then, after taxes, they make it. And if they want to work more hours, I would like okay, we'll dip into that. I'll give you an additional two hours during the week, right, that you can come in and you know, if you're needing it, I'll give it to you and those two hours you can clean up the store, sweep mop. You're not working the register.
Speaker 1:You can kind of help me if you're looking, if you wanted to pick up extra hours right um, just to kind of help build the character that they're wanting, because a lot of times, you know, these teens are wanting to grow efficiently, sufficiently enough for themselves so when they get to the age of 18 they can kind of move out of their parents house and do what they need to do and whatnot. So that's something that I kind of have always had liked. I've always liked working with young adults because it was there were so much easier to train than older adults. And I will give an example. There was one um uh lady. I love her to death I still do and I won't say her name, though, but she wasn't.
Speaker 1:She was an older lady. She was working for the loan industry. She was having a hard time, trans too as well, and also a drag queen. That only thing she knew how to do was makeup. That was pretty much it. She didn't know how to do loans, contracts, all of that stuff, and it was hard and she broke down. She broke down crying a few times and I told her I am here for you, and when I'm here for you, I will do what I can for you to get everything set and done, set in stone for you, and we'll get you taken care of as much as possible and done set in stone for you, and we'll get you taken care of as much as possible and I would teach her and I would had, I would help her and she broke down.
Speaker 1:She's just like I don't know if I can do this. I'm like this job is not for everybody and I get that. But if you need to take a step back, that's fine. Do you need to go home? If you need to go home, go home. I was like, if you need to quit, you can quit. I like I give them that opportunity to be able to do that themselves, to make a decision Like right.
Speaker 1:If that's what you want to do, but I'm not going to say if you want to quit, you're not going to be able to welcome back, and it's like that as in itself, so she stayed she stayed for such a long time that she was so successful.
Speaker 1:She actually ran her own store. Nice, yes, and, and she was always like I did it, if it wasn't for you, blah, blah, blah blah, and she was the only one that ever gave me. I need to call her here in a little bit. But she's working now at another restaurant. But now she knows the work, the labor of work, that she can get any job anywhere just because she's trans. Right, there's no excuse because people are gonna hire, can she do the job?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, because it's about the job, yeah that's what I was like.
Speaker 1:She is trans. Is that an issue? Can she work?
Speaker 2:yeah, I don't give a fuck, as long as she does her job and I'm like, oh, okay because this is how some jobs are.
Speaker 1:They don't give a fuck, you know, as she does her job and I'm like, oh okay, because this is how some jobs are, they don't give a fuck, you know. But you know, there are rules and regulations that you have to follow, and that's always been me too as well. Like well, I'm trans or I'm gay. Does that matter, honey, I'm gay, does it fucking matter? Can you do the job? Yeah, can you're hired? Let's go. I need you to fill here, here, here, here here, and I need you to jump in, and then we're going to teach you right now, like your training starts now. Oh, my parents are waiting for tell your parents to leave, because you're starting now.
Speaker 2:Uh, like damn, how bad did y'all need to fill this position?
Speaker 1:what is it did you want me to do? I need you to start. You know how to use a broom and a dustpan. Yeah, well, let's go. We're gonna start cleaning up and I'm right behind you. Bitch, let's do it. Did you just call me a bitch?
Speaker 2:I sure fucking did there's no hr here, cinderella, I want to be that manager.
Speaker 1:Just like, stop being a little bitch. Did you just call me a? Yeah, I did call you a fucking little bitch. What are you gonna fucking do do about it? Sue me, like I can't believe you call me a bitch. I can call you a cunt, if you like. Like, how do you want to do this? Like like, come on, get to the program you start cussing when you get home.
Speaker 1:You know where you fucking learn that shit. Come on, put your fucking get your shit together. Let's go. I don't, I don't need a titty baby, I need someone who's gonna work like damn, is he always this angry? Nah, it's this time in a month. I just want my employees to be like nah, he has hemorrhoids. Man, don't let them, don't want to fuck with you. Like what? Yeah, he has a real bad issues with hemorrhoids he's got a flare up, he has a flare up today.
Speaker 1:I was like you think that red at the bottom, if I'm gonna have that red at the bottom, that you think that red at the bottom of the jeans, just that, that's from what it is don't look at it.
Speaker 2:Don't look at it oh my god, everybody all day is going to be trying to look at your butt like does he have anything red down there for real, dear lord hey enough, come lay now, my goodness and I know it's Mushu doing it too, because he instigates it a lot too I'm just like you little bitch- sometimes it's him too.
Speaker 2:If Mushu gets interaction and then he passes him, then he gets jealous. That's why I'm just like technically, it's to both of them, it's to both of them silly boys, daddy, I didn't do it, I didn't do it. I swear, dad, it's for you he, but it was him he touched me first he said he went, but whatever.
Speaker 1:But anywho, I think it was. It's just you know a bunch of that. If I could still open up a business, I would want to. You know what I mean and just let their business run by the young gents and be like I'm just basically the ceo and you make my money, you do what I, what I need you to do, we're gravy. You know what I mean. Right, then this whole place is self-sufficient and I don't need to show up.
Speaker 1:But when I see money is missing and you know cameras and you know you're doing something, yes, I'm gonna say something, I would call and whatnot, but that's what I said. I kind of want to retire by the time I'm 50. It's because I want to open up my own business where it's flourishing and I it's still a fucking goal like if I can do that, hey, I don't have to worry about it. I know that the first, the first year or two, I'm gonna have to teach and train people who's gonna be coming in and out and I'm gonna have to close it and be like, okay, I'm gonna trust you closing up everything, closing up shop, putting this up, because this is where it's all gonna be for you in the long run.
Speaker 1:You know, um, I think later on I think it'll be a perfect time to open up a business. Right now, and today's a guy to me. Uh, no, I'm good, but we'll see how everything else goes. But I do feel that this is just, whatever it is that's going on now, it's just it's going to pass for the first four years. So when all that's all over and said and done with, we'll see what happens. But I digress, you know, uh, but yeah, that's kind of like for me of my age, I really for me for my forties, and my goal at least to be able to do something is I want to at least look good in my 40s. I want to look good. I don't want to look like herbert the pervert from fucking family guy. Where's the paper boy? That's fucking horrible.
Speaker 2:But I what you had an idea we should all get together and the whole gaggle should get together and be a family guy yeah, we should, we, we really should.
Speaker 1:It would be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:John could be Herbert, because he's the old man.
Speaker 1:But he's not a pervert.
Speaker 2:No, but whoever's going to be Herbert is going to end up being the Herbert's pervert, no matter what. Would Ryan dress as Lois?
Speaker 1:I would dress as Peter. You would be Meg. Shut up Meg.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, who's going to be Chris?
Speaker 1:Tweak.
Speaker 2:He would need one hell of a fat suit.
Speaker 1:He doesn't need one, he already acts like it, so whatever so. Stewie, stewie suit, he doesn't need one, he just he already acts like it, so whatever so. But stewie would be the small dogs, tigger could be brian, mumu could be stewie, so I'm okay with that that's hilarious oh my god but in here, uh, yeah.
Speaker 1:So we're coming up to the end of a podcast, so I do appreciate you all tuning in. Tell me what's the age for you that you know that you're just like. You can look back at your age and be like man, I've accomplished a lot, or what is it that you're trying to accomplish before then, please don't say you're trying to hurt yourself before a certain particular time. I, I get that, but you know, if you need to, please call the suicide hotline if you need it. Um, what is the other one? Like, what is it your goal is? Like? You know, hashtag goals for life. You know, instead of saying hashtag, fuck, life is hashtag. What are your goals in life? Like what is it that you're trying?
Speaker 2:to accomplish goals exactly.
Speaker 1:Uh, this is the end of the mature misship podcast. I do appreciate y'all tuning in and to our shenanigans and I appreciate every single one of y'all. I am your host, jesse James and I am your co-host, didi until we meet again. Little fuckers and gremlins, talk to y'all later. Love y'all, bye.
