46: Back to School Drama + Titanic Conspiracy Theories ft. The Fat Electrician

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Hello! This is Hannah. And Calissa. And Sarah. And today we are going to talk about school, just in general. Yeah, cause I saw a story this morning and I think that kind of spurred on everyone's minds to like think about teachers and school and like our experiences in school and So I'll share my story that I found, and then we can talk about the other stuff. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cause my mind was blown a little bit. Okay. Let's start. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I was just so like flabbergasted by this. So there's these Texas teachers. Apparently there's two of them, I think, who were giving sleepy time stickers. So they're like slow release stickers or something that have, what's that thing that people give their kids? Melatonin. Yes. At like nap time. Okay. To make people's kids like take a nap in school. Wow, and they were From what I saw they were released from the position. So I don't know if that means like there's investigation stuff So like they can't say officially fired type of thing, I don't know but whoo Like very upset. I would be so angry. Yeah. Yeah Yeah How old were the kids? Like elementary kids. Okay. Cause I don't think melatonin is recommended till they're at least five. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Cause it disrupts their like normal production. Yes. Cause if you give someone melatonin, it tells their brain that they don't need to produce it on your own. Right. So it is a boost. So my guess is that it was kindergarten or above. Like cause I think now our time is only kindergarten. I think. Yeah. Did you guys sleep in school? We didn't, we couldn't. When I was in like, um, kindergarten. We could lay down. We had rest time. Yeah, she just turned off the lights and was like, nobody sleep. Really? I think she was just, she was just an old school. Maybe that was like her thing, not, cuz like now Anybody can, if you fall asleep, you fall asleep. Yeah. Nope, she and there would always be one person she'd turn on the lights and be like Yeah This is the teacher Kindergarten, she yelled at me on the first day of school because I didn't know what to get off on the bus Mm hmm. I was like, I don't know where to get off and then so the bus driver all this boy was like Hey, there's a little girl I'm still on the bus and the bus driver turned around and I'm like hiding cuz I'm like, oh god, I'm in trouble You're fine. You don't know what the heck you're doing. Oh and She met me, you know, the bus driver called this little girl Where's she supposed to go? And they found my stop. My teacher met me outside of the school and literally finger pointed at me. You come here! Like finger in the face. Yeah. Aww, and how scared you must have been to begin with. Yeah, and I told my mom that and her heart breaks every time. She's like, I should have prepared you. But yeah, this teacher always yelled at me. We couldn't sleep. We just, yeah. Had to lay there? I don't remember that I ever fell asleep, but I know that there are kids that did fall asleep. Yes, there were kids that, like, did fall asleep. Gannon actually was under the weather last week, and my, they actually sent him to the nurse. They're like, he doesn't usually sleep during nap time, and he slept both days during nap time, and he's just not. Quite himself. Yeah. And so they sent him to the nurse and he had a temp. So I had to go to get him. Yeah, but yeah, I know he, it's unusual for him to sleep. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I wish he would nap. Oh my gosh. I don't know how my kids do it. Carver is up by 5. 15 every single day. That's why we bought our kids an alarm. Because Gus was waking up earlier and earlier and earlier to go out and play video games or watch TV. I was like, that's not happening. You stay in bed until your alarm goes off. Sometimes he's just laying in bed for like an hour, just staring, waiting for you. Does it work? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Because Gus is a rule follower. Yeah. If your kids are not rule followers, that won't work. Bronnie sleeps in, so we don't have to worry about him. But Gus is a rule follower, so he follows the rules. Mhm. So. Wow, knock on wood, my kids have been doing great. Uh, they've been, Cutter, he'll wake up, but he'll stay in his room. And then around seven, he'll come out and be like, mom, it's morning. Like not really go back to bed and cash. He'll just kind of lay in his crib and just blabber to himself. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but, uh, no nap times. It's a heck of a time over here. Yeah. So I mean, some kids grow out of them earlier than others. Yeah. I never grew out of them every single day. He likes to have multiple nap times if he can. Yeah. But I'm, I think Bronnie needs them still, but he is a terror like to go to bed at night. He'll stay up until like 10, 11 o'clock if he naps sometimes. Yes. That's the problem. Like if they fall asleep in the car, it's like, Oh crap. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's rough out here sometimes with those five, four, five, six year olds. It's rough. Yes. Cause if you've got a five, four, six year old, we're thinking about you. We feel you. I have a super embarrassing first day of school story. Um, I, my brother was still, I must, he must've been a freshman in high school. And while I was a seventh grader and on the very first day of school I was carrying like this big thing of books and I just found my locker and like i'm like Just imagine so scared of like I gotta get to class before the bell rings and like it's a huge adjustment for kids Yeah, and Um, I was walking and I was carrying all my books or whatever and I saw Carl and I just like waved at him. Oh no! And he shoved me onto the ground. I fell on the ground. I was wearing a dress like I'm splayed out on the ground. Your brother did this? Yes! And I dropped my books everywhere I was and he just kept going. Wow. I hope that he had a little bit of something coming to him later in life in school. I hope he tripped and his shorts ripped and his ball sack was just hanging out or something. Anything. Because that is so rude. That is rude. It was so embarrassing. Do you turn beet red too? Yes. I still do when I think about it. It was awful. Oh, Kalissa. What people do. Nothing. Nobody like stopped. He did it right in front of a teacher. And the teacher knew that we were siblings. So it was like, they're like, man, right. I would have been like, what the heck is wrong with you? Yeah. I think they helped me. I think they helped me pick up my books. But yeah, Carl just kept going, which is really out of character for Carl to do that. Do you think he was like maybe trying to impress somebody that wasn't watching? I don't know, but apparently it's not cool to wave at ninth graders. I mean, it's not like you were that far apart in age. I know. What'd you say he was? Freshie. She's a freshman. Sophomore. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ninth grade or something. Oh, you didn't have Okay. So like, um Elementary through middle school We could stay in the same building, but then once high school hit like mm hmm, and we do cut off Cut off like at sixth grade. Oh, so you're like seven twelve. Yeah Six seven through twelve are kind of together They have classes that are similar or whatever and then six K through six are like a separate kind of a thing our school system That was weird. You could be a senior and be an eighth grade math Well, not necessarily, but I was, I was taking health class with, I was a freshman. I was taking health class with seniors. Well, yeah. Yeah. Health is just meh. Yeah. Early bird PE I would take. I took, I think I took early bird PE as like an eighth grader. Why? I don't know. PE was fun in high school. That sounds terrible. Like to be sweaty in first period all day. Yeah. Like that's why I think it was my, Maybe it was just my senior year, I can't remember. I did like a, like a free period gym, so like I just had to like log that I exercised, and then like once a week we'd meet with our P. E. teacher. I never did those things, but like at the time, Whatever. Yeah. So, and that was the best PE class I ever had. Yeah. I had to do that my senior year because I was in so many college classes that it just didn't fit for me to take a PE class. So I had to like write down in my final semester, like I walked or I exercised. We all lied. No, uh, PE was fun. When you were a high schooler because we did fun stuff like bowling, fishing. What? Fishing. We didn't do fun stuff. I was team we going like little like field trips to the ponds and that's cool. That's so cool. And Nick, he gets so pissed off. He's like, I, we had to work out like this is how he learned how to work out because his gym teacher was like, Nope, you gotta. Your form is like this, and you have to lift like this. I wish I would have had that. Yeah, same. Thinking about it now, I'm like, yeah, that would have been nice to learn some weightlifting. But I think I would have had it as an elective. Like an elective. I mean, I think it should be because there's some people that are like, no This is what I want to do. This is you know, yeah, but man, that'd be so fun We PE because all I did in high school was go bowling like I was on the bowling team So to do that for like that's just extra practice for me. We didn't have bowling. Oh, man. No, you missed out Yeah, you missed out girl. We had trap shooting. Yeah, so did we. I wasn't on that team. I was. Ooh, did you have the boys. Oh. Absolutely. It was all like goofy weirdos. I shouldn't say weirdos. Like weirdo in an endearing kind of way. Oh, no. Nope. On our team, so. I was into weirdos. Um, I think it was, uh, mechanics, or like, that shop class. Yes. I wanted to take it, but it just seemed like a boys club, and I'm like, yeah, I'm okay. That doesn't mean it wouldn't have been food. Yeah. It was kind of more of like, just take off. Oh, yeah. So you would have gotten an A just doing nothing. Maybe. Yeah. See, that's kind of how our PE was. Like we'd have weight room days, but we would, they would just like release us to the weight room and I didn't know how to do anything. You just like rolled around and then you got yelled at for not doing anything. It's like, I don't physically know how to do stuff in our class because they like had requirements for weightlifting and stuff. Like they had to lift so many times a week. And so I feel like that was just. The teacher's being like, okay, here's your wait time. Yeah, so I'm like everyone else was just kind of like Thinking around and obviously I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing in here. No, I don't know Yeah, and I would have been I think I would have been receptive if the PE teacher would have like come up to me I'm like, look, this is how you do this and whatever like, I think I think I would have I would have been embarrassed Yeah, for sure anything. I have zero upper body strength. Yeah And dance, uh, our coach thought it'd be a good idea to like start lifting weights. So we went into the weight room and all of us girls were like, how do we do this? Just kind of, and this one kid who wasn't like your typically strong guy, he was just like, Oh yeah, you just, and he just like lifted the weights like crazy. And we're like, we can't do that. Yeah. But yeah, it would have been nice. But I, if I were to think about me in high school and having someone like teach me. Weights, I think I would have got frustrated that I couldn't do it and just would have gave up Realistically, that would have been me. Yeah, I agree But I think like again if it was an elective and if it was like a beginner's weightlifting class, like everybody's on the same page Here's an intermediate But like that's what i'm saying Like if I had had a pilates class or something in high school, I would have done that I would, I would have been happy to do like a Pilates class in high school for PE. I wish there was a Pilates gym here. Me too. Like I see the way Miley Cyrus used to work out on the Pilates table. Like she does like some sort of weird yoga thing, but dang, she's got a bang and bod. She does. Yeah. And I'm like, I want that, but I need to be a calorie deficit too. So yeah, me too. And it ain't happening. It really isn't. I can't. I don't have food. I just want to get Chick fil A. Okay. Speaking of Chick fil a, has it been super busy? Oh yeah, like 60, 000 cars in line all day. All the time. So, for those who don't know, Mason City, we just got a Chick fil a. Apparently it's a banger. People love it. I have not sat in the drive thru, but Nick did this morning for the first time. Was it like a half an hour? Uh, it wasn't too bad. Hmm. Um, but, Yeah, the line is all the way out to the road. Mm hmm, and they won't take dine ins. Wait, why? I think they're short staffed. Like there's just some there's just a flush of orders through the drive thru Then they're like we can't open the dining room. Oh, yeah interesting because that makes me feel better because last night I told Gus no cuz I didn't want to go inside and I didn't I also didn't want to stay in the drive thru So that makes me feel so much better. I'll tell him that you couldn't. Yeah. Good. Good. So people are worried that they're gonna, they're short staffed already. Um, well, I mean, they don't pay that much. I think I looked it up and it's only like, they started like 1450. That's not that much. I mean, I realized that it's like for a high school job. Yeah. That'd be really good school job. It's fine. But if you're an adult trying to work there, yeah. But then like, um, Customer service these days. Oh, it's wretched. Oh, it's just it seems it's atrocious You think you're so rude? Yeah, just blame I I was at the cell phone store because Nick and I were upgrading our phones Mm hmm and the amount of people that were like yelling at these phone salesmen like I Pay this much already and I my daughter wants a new phone and now I have to pay more And the person's like, yes, people don't understand that. I thought those people just work for the company. Yeah. Like they can't control how much you pay, but if you're nice to them, speaking as a wife of someone who previously worked at a cell phone store, if you're nice to them every once in a while, they will be like, here, I'll give you a credit because you're being nice about this really fucking stupid, annoying ass thing. Yeah. Um, always be nice. You idiots out there who are rude. I'm always nice to everybody who helps me. Mm hmm. Yes, but I thought you guys meant like the customer service that you're receiving is so bad. No, sorry, not necessarily. Yeah No, although I do think people care less now because they Partially I think it's just generational, but also because people are buttholes. Yeah. Even on the road to, um, I've been seeing a lot of online. People were like, my high schooler is just now starting to drive and she doesn't want to drive anymore because someone's honking at her or someone's like flipping her off because she's not whatever. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. Road rage has gotten me. Honking makes me so anxious. Me too. I can't stand it. It's just like, what am I doing? I probably not directed towards me, but like, it definitely feels like it. Even if it, even if it's not, I don't care. Like, stop it. Calvin's a honker and it drives me insane. I'm starting to be a brake checker because I'm having so many people, like, right up on my tail. Yeah. And I'm like, back brake check. You're gonna, you can get in trouble if they have a camera. I'm going to get a camera. Okay, well, I'm just saying if they have a camera and they're and if they are going over the speed limit and I'm going the perfect speed limit, I'm always going to speed limit. Okay. If you brake check, you can get beep. Okay. Then your insurance is going to go up because you got in an accident. No, because I was perfect and they were in the wrong. Yeah, but if, okay. Insurance is going to go up anyway. Holy shit. Really? Insurance is just crazy expensive. I hate insurance honestly. Yeah. Why can't we live our lives? I get its purpose, but sometimes I just want to like, did you hear like people are unable to get home insurance in Florida? Oh, cause the hurricanes and they're like just getting denied and they cannot find insurance. Can you imagine not having home insurance? I wonder why. Cause hurricanes have been a thing forever. Like what is, what is. Different now. This is a storm of the century. Yeah, they say that every freaking year though. I don't know this one. Milton is I have not do you know anyone that's being affected right now? Uh, lots of influencers that I follow So, yes interesting I do keep up kind of with like what they're doing in the evacuation and it's just really interesting Have you seen that influencer who's getting some flack for going to disney world? Yes britney jade I don't know her. Yes. No, no, no. I don't think it's her. Mama Jo. Mama Jo. Is it Mama Jo? Maybe. That sounds familiar. She went on vacation like six days before the hurricane. Yes. And she like supposedly didn't know about it. And then she was like mad at the Airbnb for not, like, Letting them leave or something like that. Not letting them, but they didn't have all the amenities. And the Airbnb's like, lady, like, It's a hurricane. It's hurricane season. Yes. I saw that some people were still trying to go to Disney. Regardless of that. Why? I have no idea. Like who cares enough about Disney to want to do some dumb stuff like that? Or to reschedule or, and like, this is like a bad storm. Absolutely not. Like, uh uh. I'd poop my pants. And just like, I can't imagine what the airports are like because we all saw what happened when, what was it? That computer shut down all? The Microsoft thing? Yeah. Like absolutely not. I don't want to be in an airport. That's like that. Yeah. Yep. Storms are not for me, man. No, no, no, no, no. Well, and then it's not even just like the hurricane it's, there was like 50 tornado warnings issued from the state of Florida yesterday. It's like the outcropping, um, storms or whatever, too, that like pop up after, like behind or after or before or whatever. Yes. Yeah. Those are scary too. Wild. Yeah. We totally got off topic from the school thing. Were you going to say something? Oh, I was, uh, speaking of airports. Um, Post Malone is like a huge fan of Nick and his friends. Oh my gosh That's so goofy so and Donut operator he has his phone number and so they like text each other every once in a while post malone post malone and donut interesting And um, I want to know I think he should text him and ask him if his vibrato really sounds like that or if that's put on I need to i'll ask nick. I bet nick would And then Nick would ask, I don't know, he might not. But, um, post gave all of us tickets for his Texas show. Oh, nice. And it's this month. And is he gonna sing his, uh, country songs that he just came out with? I'm guessing so. Oh boy. Mm-Hmm. He's a country boy now. That's so awesome. Take him. Oh. But uh, Nick's going on tour and I'm gonna travel by myself for the first time. Oh. To the show. Nice. I went to San Diego. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That'll be nice. There's some nice stuff out there. Are you like hanging out out there too? Or are you just like, I won't have time to sightsee. I'm literally just gonna fly in, get to my hotel, get ready, go to the show. Go to bed and then go home. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited to travel by myself. Oh, that's awesome. No one can tell, you know, when you want to like buy something expensive from the airport. Oh, does that not happen to you? No. I always get told no. And I'm like, I want to buy a 5 water and comes like, what's wrong with you? You do get told no a lot. I know. I remember you asked Calvin, he wanted like a chocolate milk and he said no. And I'm like, So get this girl a chocolate milk. Actually, we'll talk about that because I have something to say about that in the next episode when we talk about something with characters. We'll stay tuned for that episode whenever it comes out before or after, I don't know, this one. So, yeah. So how's everyone's kids doing in school? Uh, well, I got a message yesterday about Ganon, my middle child. Not good. Uh oh. And he is not my troublemaker. He is like my sweetie pie, my perfect little angel, right? Okay. And he was poking people. And he poked someone three times on the carpet and the teacher had to go and sit by him. And then he went to music class and was poking him in music class. And I asked him about it. He goes, I don't know. And I'm like, dude, you can't. And I said, I messaged the teacher back and I'm like, This is so out of character for Gannon. Like, she's like, I know it was super weird. This is not like Gannon and Yeah. Do you think he was like, type away? Yeah. Like it's like, I like you pokes. I, I don't know. Oh, if it was, yeah, if it was a certain kid, yeah. I don't know. Oh, but interesting. Yeah, so we gotta, had to talk about poking. And then my kids always get trouble on the bus. That's just the bus though. The bus is the worst. It really is. So Carver has to sit in the front seat until Christmas. Oh my gosh! Because he stabbed a kid with a pencil! Oh shoot. Yeah, that's a bad one. That's actually like kind of, yeah, I know. Was it sharp? I don't know the details, but it made the kid cry. And I'm like, Oh, it's probably sharp then. And the bus driver was super sweet. He texted me. He's like, this is nothing that I wouldn't have done when I was in school. Okay. I love that you're on texting basis. I know. That's kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you guys don't text. I'm over here getting emails or something, but you're over here getting texts. Yeah, no, I, I've texted all of my bus drivers, like, Hey boys, aren't riding this morning or yeah, someone's sick today or yeah. Wow. How do you get their number? Uh, they call at the beginning of the year and tell us. Must a new thing. Hi, this is my number and, um, uh, this is the time that we're picking up your kids. Wow. That's like pretty efficient. Mm-Hmm. This has gotta be new. Wow. You don't, because my parents would've gotten a phone call every single day. Yeah. That was not the way back in the day. Like if we weren't at the, the bus pickup spot at the time. Yes. You're gone, girl. Like you're, you gotta find a different ride. Yeah. Huh. It was, oh, I hated the bus. And so we lived on a farm. Mm-Hmm. and. A farm is a farm. Cutter is starting to realize like when we go to a certain place and we can smell like farm, he's like, why does it smell like cow poop? And I'm like, Cutter, that is money. Okay. He doesn't get it, but I'm always going to like, no, that's a good smell. Like, yeah, that's this, that's the smell of dollar signs, boy. Yeah. Yep. But like, and I used to get so self conscious every time, like the bus would like drop me and my brothers off at our farm. Because all the kids were so, so stupid. They'd be like, Oh, and they'd like all like, you could hear every bus window. Just flip, flip, flip, flip, flip up like, and I'm like, fuck all you. I mean, I get it, but also like. They did it so rude too. Yeah, they would like make this face and be like, ugh! Like they should know that's not gonna keep out the smell of animals. Yeah, and I would come home and I'd be like to my parents like, can we please move in town? Like, I'm so sick of it. That's sad. And they'd be like, no. Just go for it. So my dad farmed the land right next to the school. So we'd be like out at recess and I could see my dad spreading manure. Oh, shit. So everyone at school would be like, Kalissa, your dad's making it stink over here. And that was like a recess. So I feel your pain. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was kind of funny, but yeah, it's just good Lucky because it gets it gets super old and it's like this is what they do. Yes. We're in iowa Yep when we would be at my grandma's house my one grandma who did Live in the country and had farmland and there was all farms everywhere. We played with this one girl whose parents were pig farmers and she like Kind of carried the story like with her And I felt so bad. I never said anything because i'm not You Whatever, but I always felt bad. I was like, I wonder if she like has problems with that at school. Oh, but it's a farm. It was a farming community. So mm hmm. I don't know. I don't know She was probably like the local pork producer princess Just kidding, that was me. I don't know about princess, but I was the pork princess. You were? Did you enjoy that time? No, I was so embarrassed. Did you get a sash? I did. I got a really nice crown and a really nice sash. I mean, that's awesome. And I got to be in parades. I'm sure my mom has it. Ask her. But I was just, you know, it's, it's awkward cause like I had to do like parade stuff. So like waving at everybody. Why were you the pork princess? Was that like a competition? No. Uh, my parents were pork producers and they were like, yeah, we've got some. Pork queen and a pork princess, but we can't find someone to be a princess. Would your daughter be interested? And at the time I'm like, that is so embarrassing. Like I don't want to be known as a pork princess. It's usually a competition though, because they have like, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. But no, they, they don't, we don't have that. Cause there's, there's dairy princess and everything. And dairy princess was cool. Everybody wants to be dairy. Yeah. Cause it's, you know, dairy. Yeah. It's cheese. Everybody loves cheese, except for Hannah. I can't have cheese, but yeah, um, a lot of us shouldn't have to do anyways. It's so good. I ran for fair queen and lost. Dang. Yeah. There were such mean girls there. Oh my gosh. It was the most toxic environment. How old were you? I was, uh, it was between my junior and senior year that summer. Fayette County. Oh no. Losers. All of them. Yeah, what was the drama? Um, you there was like very strict that you weren't supposed to wear like you have to wear modest dresses or whatever Everyone wore their prom dresses. Yeah, okay, but there was different dresses for different parts of the competition so like you had to help out during the day and then so I were a fitted dress it had flowers on it, but it wasn't like skanky by any means. Like how can you, a flowery dress be that skanky, right? And they were all talking about me and whispering about me and someone came up to me and said something about it. And it was like a thing. It was like, I've definitely felt like very alienated because of this dress that I wore and I wasn't in 4 H probably why I lost, but yeah. Cause it's fair. Like I know there's different like facets or whatever to it, but like, It's like, what had, what is, it's like a community. It's like a group that you're in and you do different projects and you submit them for a competition at the fair. The, so all, if you were like a blue, is it blue ribbon winner? You go to the Iowa state fair. I think purple went to the fair. Oh, then like, and blew a second place. But then you, do you like quilt? You could do, you can do anything. You could do photography, you could do quilting, you could do shop work. You could do, you could bake, could build something. You could, there's baking competitions. I made lemon bars. Okay. My mom made lemon bars. Yeah. Um, but I helped quote, quote, you could ice. So, um, you could have, there was a fashion show so you could like, pick out an outfit and you'd have to model your fashion show. Yep. I did that. You could do a presentation. Um, I did it for Chickasaw County. That sounds like, so I bet you and I Yeah. Were in the same competition. I seen you. Yeah. But you said you weren't in four H and I'm like That's right. I was when I was really little. Mm-Hmm. like, like second grade I think is when I stopped. So I think I started, um, fourth, fifth grade. Yeah. That sounds like a lot of work though. Yeah. So it was parents, fun parents. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. This is, this is what happens. Like, you pick a project, any of the things that Kalissa said, and then you had to write a report. Yep. So I was always pissed. I'm like, I have to do more homework. Like. Right. Yeah. Or like, that's how people show cattle or show pigs. Okay. That I knew. That people did animals. I took my gerbil. Or I took my hamster and then my hamster died. Aww. At the thing. Cause we left it in a hot car. Oh my gosh. You cooked it to death. That's terrible. You cooked it. Poor, poor little thing. My mom wasn't there. I was just with my siblings and we're just like, I don't know what to do with the hamster. So we just got to carry that thing around. Yeah. Get them, get them in a pouch. Put them in a pouch. Anyway, Junie B. Rest in peace. Junie B. Yes. I always loved those books. Those are my hamsters. I did too. Love Junie B. Good dog. I don't know if I'd let my kids read them. Now. I feel like that, and I feel, I've actually heard this about Arthur too, where like some of the characters do not, DW was a brat, right? And so they kind of teach your kids, like as a kid had things, I saw dw, I'm like, what a bratty kid. As a kid I was thinking that, yeah. Mm-Hmm. But like, I feel like my kids are so influenced by anything they see. Mm-Hmm. Yeah. And I, and I wanted to watch Arthur because it was hilarious. It's hilarious Now and iconic. And I'm like. I saw that one episode. I'm like, nope, I can't do it. Like I don't want you guys watching this. Do you have any uh, Is your schools like banning stuff? Like certain books or anything or I mean Yeah, kind of because it's a christian school. So like, you know, no harry potter follow the I would imagine not. Yeah, what about halloween stuff? No, they don't do halloween stuff like fall stuff is fine but Like, on Halloween we do Reformation. We don't do Halloween. No costumes or anything? At school, no. Okay. Mmm. I figured. Cause some, some, uh, really religious people are against all that stuff. Yeah, I'm not a fan. I, if, I love Calvin's dad, but he got us in the tradition of like, taking the kids to, Um, trick or treating because that was like the only holiday that he ever participated in and like spent time. Sorry, Dan Spent time with the family during and so Calvin was like, I understand you feel this way But like this is important to him. So please just like Let them do it. Like let him take the kids I say, okay, and now oh my gosh, I hate I hate it. I hate halloween I hate it I love looking at the costumes. Kids are cute. Yeah, the kids are. And it's sweet, but it's just like, Gannon's going as Captain Smith from the Titanic. What? The, what? Wait, is that the white hair guy? Wow. No one is going to get that, but I love it. I love it. Yep. That's awesome. What inspired him? That's what he picked. He's obsessed with the Titanic. Like the boat or the movie? The boat. Like the history of it. I was going to say, because there's a lot of naked. Yeah, no. I don't think he's ever seen the movie. Okay. Yeah. I think maybe we've watched it and he's like been around but he would have been like two Yeah, um, but yeah, no, he's just he loves the titanic. He's a big fan. He's got a titanic shirt He's got a titanic poster. He's got is this your oldest one middle? I love it. He's obsessed with like kind of dark, creepy things. So like the fact that how many people died on the Titanic and he's such a big fan in Branson. Yeah. Yes. I, we went and it was fascinating. Yeah. Yeah, we went to one in Orlando. Um, they had a dinner theater and so you got food and pretended like you were on like a member on the ship and then at the end you found out if you survived or not and they had like, it didn't like shake the building and like you were like, no, because people would get motion sickness and you'd have to sign a ton of waivers. Vomit. Yeah. Dang, that'd be fun though. Yeah, it was super cool. do you ever think about like when you watch a Titanic, like what class would I be on? Yes. The forest. I'd be the one that's in the like two by two closet. That would be me, for sure. Oh man. Yeah, and I would, I used to think about that when I was a kid. I'm like, I wonder what class we'd be on. And then I'm like, we'd probably be at the lower one. Yeah. Yeah. We were, we were like, I think at the museum we were like looking at the rooms and even the fancy rooms were like, not that fancy. Yeah. So, mm. We'd be sleepin on the floor, in the closet. Do you guys look at the conspiracies of the Titanic? Oh yeah, for sure. No. What? Have you heard any of them? No. Have you heard nothing? How do you not know anything ever? Calissa! What are the conspiracies? That So I don't remember the name of the other ship, but basically it was like a switcheroo. and hold on. And it was a whole like money situation. Are you getting Nick? Yes. Okay, well we can wait then. Okay, what? Oh, you don't need to hear yourself. Yeah. Oh, you do want to hear yourself. Okay, so we're talking about the Titanic conspiracies. Okay, so what's the name of the ship that supposedly went down instead? Uh, I think it's the Olympus is what it was called? Yes. It was like a sister ship. They look almost identical. Yes. It was made right before the Titanic. Okay, and so what's the conspiracy that it was, what's his face's like money scheme to kill all these like famous people for their money or something, right? Uh, J. P. Morgan. Yes. I was, yeah, I was gonna say J. D. Power. Like the bank, J. P. Morgan. Okay. So he was like the wealthiest guy on the planet at the time. And he was one of the investors of the Titanic. And, um, I think he, I didn't research this before I came on it. You're just, you'd walked in my office and asked me to get it next door. But no, I think JP Morgan was a part owner or owner of the Titanic and the Olympus and all the wealthiest people on the planet Were on the Titanic, right? It was a big deal It was like the other seven wealthiest men on the planet that he were his direct competitors and his business partner that he was trying to push Out we're all on the Titanic mysteriously killed and they all died and he like Conveniently canceled going on the trip at the last minute. Mm hmm, and he had a different ship that was Wasn't new That looked just like the Titanic So people are saying he basically painted Titanic on the Olympus tricked everybody got him to go on it And then they crashed the boat on purpose. He kills the conspiracy Wow Allegedly, that's just a rookie conspiracy theory. Oh Yeah, well Colu's has not heard anything and I didn't even know that there was created by big boat to sell more icebergs Nick. What? Hilarious. Be real. No, it's fine. Yeah, so there's that. Why, what else do you want to know? I think that's fascinating because that is a part of history that I think is so like treacherous but very real. Like people are just shady. Yeah. People be doing shady stuff. For money. Do you ever like think that when you get to heaven you can like rewind time and like watch what actually happened? Will we be outside of time at that point? Curious. I don't see every yeah, you can see everything like you just know everything like you go back in time and like watch what the watch The Titanic sink and said what really happened I always wish that that week everyone would have like these certain glasses and you could watch like everything like Mmm, you just like scroll through and pick like read the back of the Constitution Oh, that's very, um, what's that movie? It was like, well, for me, it's a, like all these children that got like murdered and like what, like Casey Anthony, Lyric and Elizabeth cook. What happened there? JonBenet Ramsey, Katy Perry. She might be, you never know. You never know. I don't know how salty would heaven be at that point. What do you mean? I don't know. Imagine if you like hadn't. Like, imagine if you got to go to heaven and then you knew everything that happened in history that people had argued about through your entire life. Like, how pissed off would you be at all the other people in heaven? Like, it just cuts to that, like, Mexican Bob from The Hateful Eight. I fucking knew it! Like, there's no way you wouldn't be pissed at all the other angels. Like, I fucking told you he was on Epstein's Island! Like, you'd be furious. I don't think that would happen specifically because the Bible talks about like at this time, there'll be no more tears There'll be more no more sadness. Yeah, so like that wouldn't happen. You wouldn't even care But it would just be like, yeah, but then that'd be scary Maybe angels just don't have tear ducts. They'd still be pissed off Like what if Hitler wasn't having like covered in ice? It just erases everyone's memory and you're friends with Hitler Hold on, I was talking to Nick and you said what? No, I don't think he went to heaven. But like, what if they just erased, uh, you know, history and Oh, like what's your author? What if Jesus was Will Smith from Men in Black with a neuralyzer? Then what? That's blaspheme? I do not. That was a question, not a statement. I don't know, I feel like that's a little iffy. I've never seen Men in Black. Well, I did just that one scene. Isn't that Alien? That's Alien. Yeah. Yeah. You've never seen men in black. The only scene that I saw, she watched that it's pretty good was when that guy was coming off a ship and he like ripped this, the giant cockroach at the end. Yes. Like she was like seven to the As a child Yeah. I ran so fast. Oh boy. Boy put that, I just wanted you for the Titanic because I thought you had, that's pretty fascinating. You should do a video on it. You thought he, you should do a video on it. Huh Uh. It's not, you thought he had time. It's not, there's not enough to like substantiate enough to make a claim. Yeah. No, there's no, like, as far as I know, there's not really any like actual evidence of that. It's just all kind of like hearsay coincidences. Yeah. Yeah. But, okay. I'll do a video on Kellogg though. Fascinating. We'll do that serial. Yeah. I think Calvin was telling me that he was doing some research for that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that they're being canceled No That dude that invented Kellogg's cereal invented cornflakes as a way to like try to get teenage kids to not be horny because he was Like super anti sex period So which is fascinating because he would have kids to carry on his legacy. I would assume. Yeah, I don't know I was too busy giving yogurt enemas and putting people in insane asylums. Dude is fucking crazy. That would be crazy Well, they tried canceling. Talk about lactose intolerant. Oh my gosh. You immediately just everywhere. Terrible, terrible. Oh, they were trying to cancel Kellogg. Oh yeah. Because the price. The you know, the economy is terrible. So Kellogg made a commercial and is hooking up with uh, Celebrities and making celeb like Justin Timberlake if you go on his tiktoks him and his crew are eating cereal and they're like, yeah Just have cereal for dinner. Like it's really good. Like they're trying to push like just eat our cereal for dinner. Basically is what they're pushing. Oh, what is it? Girl dinner? It's basically where you just eat some random stuff and call it dinner Like a handful of peanuts and a yogurt like insinuating women don't know how to cook. No, it's insinuating that like when we're just alone, like are we going to waste our time cooking for myself? If like Calvin's gone and the kids are gone, no, I'm just going to eat some random stuff and call it dinner, bro. That's like the most fucking, a bunch of, Marketing majors in a room somewhere in a penthouse in New York City got together. Like, hear me out. Let's convince women to not fucking cook. So we can sell them cereal instead and fuck up the rest of the world. It was some lady on Tik TOK who coined that term. The amount of people on Tik TOK, the people who used it afterwards I'm sure are like insanely in their own thing with marketing and stuff over that. So yeah, yeah. It is a really interesting concept. Cause like after my dad died, my mom, um, like, Didn't want to cook and have to cook and she lost a ton of weight because she's not cooking meals every day. She's just having girl dinner. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. For true. For true. Girl dinner. Yeah. I remember like back in the day when I used to work late and I would come home and be like, man, I'm hungry. But like, I don't really, really know what I would just make a package of mashed potatoes. Those instant mashed potatoes. Put some cheese on it. Call it dinner the real fat people only rip the top off the pouch and pour the hot water directly into it Oh my gosh, that's disgusting Army style, bro. No How would I hold it? They'll be hot. You just hold it. Would it be hot? I just put it in a bowl I don't think I ate a whole package. I, at the time I would imagine. So I eat it all the Idaho cheddar and cream cheese or not cream cheese chives. Oh my gosh. Yum. Just dump the hot water directly. Any of the Idaho ones. Fantastic. Like 10 out of 10. They're so good. I don't know how it's mystical magic, but no cereal over here. Captain Crunch. Cereal. Captain Crunch, okay, legit hurts your mouth after you eat it. It does. It like scratches. And I think that's why I like, don't even want to mess with it anymore. Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs. Stop. Reese's Puffs suck. Oh my gosh, they're so good. They're the best. They're so good. D tier cereal. Waffle Crisp. No. Honeycomb. No. Oh my gosh, you freaks. No. Oh my gosh life back in the day when you get a specifically, um, sugary one. Oh so good The last bowl of frosted flakes where all the frosted. Yeah, where all the frosted dust is at the bottom I don't like the corn I don't like I don't like that. They're corn It's kind of gross. I like corn pop Corn pops. Mm hmm. So good. I don't like that. They have they have fruity. They're fruity pebbles, but they have lucky charms marshmallows in them Now it's like Diabetes is going to be awesome. These kids have no fucking chance. Carver had seven cavities. That is insane. It's insane. Wow. He has really bad teeth. Craig has really bad teeth. Every time. Yeah, it really is. Just genetics. Yeah. Like the bacteria in your mouth. It's industrialized nations. Okay, I'm not saying you're wrong, but there is a factor of genetics in it when it comes to the bacteria that are in your mouth. Yeah, but not, oh, for cavities, I'm talking about like crooked teeth. No, no, no, no, I'm not saying that. Have you guys read all that? Actually, you know what you should look into? Sorry, you can cut this out. Remineralization of your teeth. There's a whole, I should send you this book. No, I'm saying it. Have you? You're talking about like the charcoal and shit? Okay, yes. I've heard quite a bit about it. The guy who went to, gosh, was it Africa? African? I forget. They were like uncivilized places and they had, okay. Perfect teeth. Yes, and perfect skull structure. But then, Over, I forget what it was like 20, 30 years or something like that. He was taking certain kids and feeding them shit. Like what we have here and their skulls cup structure completely changed their mouth structure, completely changed their teeth, completely changed. Yeah. So it's all diet. And that's not to say that like bacteria doesn't play a part in that, but like. It's not the diet. It's chewing. Yeah. Oh mouth breathing. Yeah. No, it's literally in mouth breathing and Right Because of the lack of chewing So like these nations that have countries where it's like, oh, what are you gonna eat? we're gonna eat whatever wild animal we killed and then fruit like you have to sit there and chew that food up versus like Girl dinner. I'm gonna have Mashed potatoes, mashed m and I'm gonna just mashed upb and sugar. Yeah. That I don't have to chew. Mm-Hmm. And I don't chew anything. So like your facial structure never actually fully develops. Mm-Hmm. and the musculature. So like, your jaws are narrower. Mm-Hmm. That's why your teeth get. Cramped inside your mouth because your jaw never splayed out like properly because you never chewed anything your whole life So then all your teeth are in there fucking sideways because they don't fit and then that's why your nasal passages Yep, and everybody snores and mouth breathes because nobody's developing their facial features I'm a snorer and a mouth breather at night. I am too now, but I think it's just cuz I'm fat. I don't think it's that Like, I went to an ET and he's like, your tongue is kind of fat. And I'm like, okay. You can't lose weight in your tongue, can you? Yeah, No, he was like, like sit up my tongue exercises. Oh yeah. A little weight on the end. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just like, could get the reps in Yeah. And Nick, he would be like, I came in through the garage and I could hear you snoring. You are excessively loud. I'm sorry. How do you know? Because at one time we went camping. Remember with Jamie? She attracted all the bears. I was pregnant. It doesn't even matter and you were sleeping on like your stomach basically and you were snoring so Let's ask, we can ask Nadia about it because she was also there. She was in the other camera. It was loud. I swear I didn't sleep a damn wink that night. It was so loud. I would snore at the Nicki Minaj concert. And then she gets mad at me like. I don't think so. You didn't hear the boys crying, but like, fuck, no, fuck, no, over you snoring? No! She's rumbling the house down over here. You're just fucking cutting trees down next to me my whole life. Of course I can't hear a kid crying fucking across the house. What are you talking about? I need my sleep, I need to redo my sleep study. You should get a sleep apnea. Oh my god. Well, that might not even make a difference. She got the test, but like, you don't have sleep apnea. No, it's really hard because you have to Sleep apnea is specifically when you stop breathing. So if you're not stopping breathing, what you should do is probably get a mouth guard that brings your jaw, I forget if it's your lower jaw or your top, forward. Lower or forward. Yeah, okay, so that makes room for your tongue. So your tongue doesn't like cut off your throat. But I've been sleeping with like a nasal strip. Okay. And Nick says I'm doing much better. Did you get the um, magnet ones? I should. You should. I've seen those, they look wild. Yeah. Because I put moisturizer, you know, on my face and then the sticker won't stick. Yeah, no. Get the, get the magnet ones. She's got the fucking bonnet and then the nose strip. It looks like I'm sleeping next to Brian Urlacher, pastry chef. You can thank me for the bonnet because I first introduced that to you guys. Oh my god. Calvin knows that nothing's going to go on in the evening time. If I've got my bonnet on. No, no, that's not her tell her tells the nose strip. I can always tell if I'm going to get some, if when I get to bed, she's got the nose strip on the bonnet comes off easy, but she doesn't want to waste a nose strip. That's how I know I'm getting lucky. Calvin just won't look at me with the bonnet on. He's like, that's so disgusting. I'm going to bed. Rip it off. I don't care. No, cause I have to clip mine so that I don't flatten my curls. Oh, she doesn't. So I have more work to do. I look really attractive at night. There's no, there's no attractive way to rip off a nose guard. Now, if you have your mouth guard into you're like, hold on one second. I still don't care. I'll come in wearing cleats if we're playing. If I don't, whatever you guys want to have all the football equipment. That's so funny. Oh, that's so true, though. Oh, hilarious. Such an idiot. What? Oh, hilarious, though. Hilarious. Hilarious. What a day. All right. High fives though, for us, for knowing that we're just geniuses. We're on the same page. You guys get it together. No stuff, no stuff. I love how everything that we supposedly knew was like unsubstantiated conspiracy theories and like just shit that you know, from being chronically on the internet, nothing of actual value. I would say that knowing the facial structure is quite valuable. Not if you don't refuse to do anything about it, which neither of us are doing, so. That's not true. That's not true. What are you doing? I make my own toothpaste for the kids. Okay, so that is supposed to help at least Well, it doesn't but it helps with what this was part of my when I was learning about like mineralizing teeth Chaucer size like thing. There's like a rubber doughnut ball that you're supposed to get It's it's too big. Like you you like mouth is like fully open You're supposed to do sets. It's supposed to simulate that hard chewing and then you do But no, that's like what uh, like what all the all the celebrities that get accused of having like jaw surgery and shit Because it was like an injury but who's that who's that comedian that all the women think is hot Kind of looks like that, right? Like that was one of the things that's like, well he might have had surgery, but he also might have just done these like jaw exercises for an extended period of time. But he also got, um, teeth. Yes. How do you feel about that? Um, no. Veneers. A lot of people do it. In the celebrity. Do any of your friends have them? Your rich, your rich people friends? I would assume. I haven't like directly asked. Oh my gosh! Speaking of, since you're here. I need you. To talk to the guy that texts Post Malone and ask, tell him to ask Post Malone if his vibrato is put on or if it's real. Because Calvin and I, I'm sorry Post Malone if you ever listen to this, make fun of him all the time. I shouldn't say make fun of, we just, you know, do that. And I just laugh and I just want to know if it's real because if you look at his earliest music videos Okay, it's gonna hear it wrong and be like, hey, my friend wants to know if Post Malone uses a vibrator I bet he does. He seems like he's crazy like that. He just I would never hear Nick say vibrato ever in his vibrato is Dictionary, it's like the difference between ah or oh Exactly. You don't have to wiggle in your voice. It's like a very quick, um, change between notes. Yes. It's literally this, except in your vocal cords. I'm going to do that hand gesture when I ask him. Do please. Can you do this? No. We're like, is it fake or is it real? That's what I want to know. Cause it's so strange. You know what I'm talking about. If you listen to it, you know what I'm talking about. I want to know if it's real. Because if you listen to like his first music video that's on YouTube, he doesn't have that. Wait, I don't know what his voice sounds like. Nope. Or that weird one. The weird one where he's like 12. Yeah. Yeah, that one. The weird one where he's prepubescent, his voice is different. Well, then why? I don't mean, I don't mean that like his, I don't mean that his voice is like higher lower different like that. I just mean like If he was trained then and had voice lessons specifically to achieve the voice he has now, why does his vibrato sound like that? Because that just is not, well, if it was when he was 12 before he had puberty, that changes your voice quite a bit, but it wouldn't change necessarily the sound of your natural vibrato. Unless you're having voice lessons and you specifically are conditioned to change it to something else, which just doesn't make sense to me I feel like it would change everything to do with your voice. No. Yeah No. How are you, Calissa? It's like putting a different engine on the car It's like listening to, gosh, I wish Calvin was here because he would know exactly who I'm talking about, that little boy who sang Macaulay Culkin Or Mason Ramsey Yes, okay, so when he went through puberty, his voice didn't change His, like, his vocal structure, like, his vibrato, his, his everything still sounds the same, it's just a lower octave because he went through puberty. That's what I mean. So unless he had voice lessons specifically to change, like, the structure, the way that he sings, We're thinking let's like let's put our minds on ariana grande right now, okay, because she couldn't tell you a single I don't care about her like singing. I'm talking about like when she talks even okay, she Just the way that she sounds and that's specifically to supposedly protect her voice. Yeah, okay, so that's what I'm talking about It's a weird because she can't sound thing. So when she was like emulating rose gypsy rose, it sounds like gypsy rose Like when she does is this conversation to? Word. Okay. All right, move on. Because Nick doesn't know what I'm talking about. And so if he doesn't know what I'm talking about, then I'm never gonna get my answers about Post Malone. What's it called? Um, When you're hyperfixated. Sarah got hyperfixated. Because I just want to know. On a topic. I just want to know. And on that note. And on that note. Yeah, sorry. We can cut all that if we want. Calissa will. No, you won't. That was invigorating. Yeah. It gave me goosebumps now just thinking about it. Because I'm so hyped up about it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you're like, I get that thing where my eyes get really big and I have to like, You use your hands a lot. Yeah. Whoops. Whoopsies. Alright, goodbye. This has been Calissa, Hannah, and Sarah. Bye! And Nicholas. And Nick. Bye! Bye!