Thirty, Crying and Trying's Podcast

52: Vogue’s 73 Questions

Kalissa Georgia Kramer

Boom. Boom. Welcome. Hello, Hannah. This is cool. This is Sarah. TJ. Yeah. We've got TJ back with us again today. We're going to, what is this Vogue? Vogue 73 questions. Very Kendall Jenner. Yes. And like, everyone else has done it. What was Kendall Jenner's, uh, My spirit animal is Tupac Shakur. He's a man. That's what Kendall Jenner said. Oh, of course she did. I don't know what my spirit animal is, so. Me either. Something that sleeps a lot, maybe. Kitty. Sloth sleeps a lot, right? Something temperamental. Something really funny. Cats can be very funny and temperamental. Yes, they are funny. That's true. And temperamental and they sleep a lot. Okay, I'm calling it. That's mine if that comes up. I was going to say Danny DeVito when he just comes in. And so anyways, I started blasting. I started blasting. I freaking loved when they added him as a full time character on Sunny. Yes. Yes, I knew exactly. That's all. Sunny in Philadelphia? No. So good. I do like Danny DeVito. I do think he's funny. No, he is hilarious Okay. Anyway, 73 questions. We're gonna read three of them and then we're all gonna answer then we'll pass. Yes So to the group, what's your favorite movie? That's really hard. Oh, I have no idea. Road to El Dorado Really? Oh, I feel like we've talked about that last week. Yes. No one. Yes when Nick was here Yeah, wasn't that last week or the week before? I don't know. Who knows? I think it was the week before. We had already edited the episode, so it was the week before. Movie I watch? I don't have a movie. I watch Gilmore Girls a lot, or New Girl. Okay, that's a series. I know, but that's what I'm saying. I don't really watch a lot of movies. Ooh, second favorite movie, Wolf of Wall Street. Really? I have yet to see that, but I've been getting recommended. It's good. Calvin, for like a year, watched Django every single night before bed. Yes. That's a good movie. That is such a good movie. Good movie. I was gonna say well, let's just do four four or five. Okay. I just know mine Okay, go for it. Harriet the spy That inspired me to journal Oh, how are we talking about that? That is a good movie, but it's goofy. It's like a child's movie. I really wanted to be like her. Like, I really wanted to go in people's homes and then journal about them. Something about just her, that actress, I forget, Michelle something. Michelle Chattenberg. Oh my gosh, I loved her. That ice skating movie she was in on Disney. Ice Princess. Love her. Okay, Harriet the Spy. Okay. Lord of the Rings series. Django across the universe. Oh, yeah Soundtrack is like off the charts. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna listen to it the whole way home now. I totally forgot about that. It's so good and then for bringing that back into my life. Yeah, no kidding. It was a comedy. I Can't remember but yeah those I know those are mine And you're a big movie lady. Yes, so I used to say Forrest Gump, but I just can't look at Tom Hanks anymore. I know. That's fair. Why? I get that. He's such a child molester. He's very gross, man. He's a child molester. He moved to Where'd he move to? I don't know. What? That allows that? Yeah, girl. Sorry. But it used to be Forrest Gump forever like I just love that movie Yeah, I'm not saying he wasn't a good actor. But yeah, he's good actor, but I just touches children. It's inappropriate. Oh my Also the fact that he was in Polar Express now kind of just weirds me out and he played mr. Rogers Y'all are gonna have to send me some tic tacs cuz I just can't There's a lot or it kind of all started coming out I think around the Epstein time Yeah, like the Epstein was like the cherry on top and then everything is just yeah fallen since yeah Wow Okay, he's still married. I think too, which is like so crazy Yeah, okay TJ your favorite movies Coraline It's definitely, yeah. Really. You post a lot about Coralline. I'm such a coralline person. I've never seen it all the way through. No. That one was like a, I can't believe that's a children's movie. I thought it was scary. I don't think it's really, should not be a children's movie. It should not be a children's movie. I don't know. There's some dark and creepy kids out there. Like my Gannon. He loves anything. He looks where everybody died. Yeah. No, he's never seen the movie yet. He hasn't seen the movie. He just likes the Titanic. He knows that it people died. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's quite a guy. His costume is so cute. Oh my gosh, he has. That's adorable. I watched, I looked at the picture like, Oh my gosh, that's the cutest costume I've ever seen. He was the captain. You're a fantastic captain. Of the Titanic. Oh, okay, that like, little beard and his little hat. It was so cool. It's like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, that cute face. Oh, that was a good one. So, Coraline. Actually, all your kids costumes are really good this year. Anything else? Anything that you can think of? Top of your head? I'm kind of Kind of the same as Sarah. I like a lot of the series like stranger things. That's probably my top You'd like your comfort series that you like go back to yeah, there's probably a favorite series in here Well trap, I forgot about that one. So that's like Yeah No trap, yeah, so this one It's about a serial killer, but he takes his daughter to a concert and they set up a trap to catch him And he figures it out It is actually really good. It looks cheesy at the trailer. Yeah, but it actually is very good He's just kind of coming back, yeah I'll google it later. Yeah Yes Yeah. Okay. I really like random, like, action movies, like John Wick, or like that one with, um, Gerard Butler and he's like the, um, guy who's at the president's house, what's that called? At the President's house. The White House. The White House. He's at the White House and he's like the special security guard who's like really good at this stuff. So you're like a manly, like I do actually. Yeah. I like an action movie, like National Treasure, like National Treasure. I like all those kind things. Have you seen the beekeeper? No. Is that about like action stuff? Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, does that tough And, uh, write that down. Don't let me forget. I will look it up. Don't worry. We'll forget. I'll walk out of this room in ten minutes and I'll be like, okay, this one should be pretty easy for everyone. Favorite Marvel film. I've never seen a Marvel movie. Oh! Really? How can this be? I'm so sad for you. I'm gonna say Black Widow. I love Black Widow. That's good. I'm gonna say, uh, Thor Ragnarok. Ooh, yeah. That's a good one. I just like the I mean, half the Lord of the Rings people are in that movie. Yeah. Some of them are. Yeah. Oh yes. I'm not very good at actors. I'm sorry. That's What about you, tj? Um, so mine's either Iron Man or Guardians of the Galaxy for sure. Yeah, those are good. One Guardians. Guardians is good. Uhhuh I like'em all. Honestly. I, I know I frequently will just watch them in order. Like I'll Google the order that all the movies are supposed to go in and be like, okay, I'm gonna watch. I feel like you have to. Yeah, because you can't just watch all Iron Man and then all Thor and you have to watch them in order of like how they came out to follow the big progression. Oh, I skipped two because it was like your favorite movies in the past five years. Yeah. Um, a book you plan on reading? Oh, let me get my TBR out. It's kind of a lame question. Oh. I love books. Me too. Let me get my TBR right now. I was gonna say, can I do that? Let me get my Amazon account ready to go. Let's see this. Okay, let me get my books. Just one second. Books. Ooh, okay, so there's a series. This is just the last one that I added. Um, there's a series about I don't know if I want to say this a reverse harem, and it's all like a high. It's a hockey romance and The next in that series is coming out soon. It's called pucking sweet. Who is the author? And that I wrath is her name Okay Have you heard the fourth wing series yet Yeah. I haven't read them, but I've heard like such high things about dragon love or something? Dragon love. Wow. It's a fantasy. Yeah. I was gonna say, that's silly. Dragon love. Good gracious. It is about dragons, right? There might be some dragons in it, I'm not sure, but it's a fantasy. Okay. That's what I'm waiting for though. Newest one. Okay. So Sarah, if you were to read a category, yours would be what? I'm really, I could really get into any kind of romance. Like I love a dark romance. I like, oh, are you a smutty person? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Any kind of romance. I'm into it. Okay. I'm ready. Or I like the Dark romance. Dark romance work. I do. snaps for that. I'm reading one right now. say it. Whatcha, are you reading thriller for me? Deep Lies? Oh yeah. I would say thriller. Thriller. Oh, I enjoy a thriller romance. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh. You should. I love a good like kind of mind. Situation. I love a good thriller, but I love a good story. Have you read Verity by Colleen Hoover? I haven't. I'm not a Colleen Hoover person because I've heard such good Okay, but thriller romance, that is Really important. That's, that's it. Actually, so, I'm not a Colleen Hoover fan either, but Verity was very mind bendy. Okay, so, tell me, because I've heard, we're getting way off track, I'm sorry. We talked about this when we saw the Blake Lively movie. Yep. I've heard that there's, it was either that one, the Verity one, or something else, where it was, Her voice in the book was so completely different than anything else that she'd written that everyone thought that she had a ghostwriter write it. That's Verity for sure. Okay. Because it's definitely does not. I had to look at the front again and I'm like, right. I've tried so hard to get into other Colleen Hoover books and I cannot because I thought if I like Verity, I'm going to like, and I loved Verity. It was very good. I will put that on my list. Right now they're actually making it a movie. I heard that. Yeah. Yeah. I'll watch a movie book series. I'm a movie person. You might like the movie then. Yeah, I read a, a series. Gosh, I wish I remember what it was called, but I can't sit in the movie theaters with like the person who read the book because they're always like, I get that they did it way different in a book. I definitely that person, so I apologize. I don't say anything. But then like, yes, they would like to put everything in the book, but then it'd be a three hour movie and I'll sit. That's true. I'll sit for a three hour movie, but it's on sale for 6. 99 right now. Verity is I'm going to buy it. Don't tell Calvin. I'm going to call him right now. Yep. Oh, I could use my gift card. It's a fast read too. Yes. It's a page turner. Yep. Okay. Um, what is your favorite TV show that's currently on? I will go first, Dancing with the Stars. I'm obsessed with this season. With Elona? Yes. Is Steve still on there? Steve is still on. Okay. Mm hmm. Yep. Oh, I'm so I can't imagine Voting anybody off right now. Okay. Because I love them all so much and Craig and I watch it and we're just like Dancing with the stars. Derek Hoff had a very, very emotional dance with his wife and it was just why Craig and I were both in tears. No, she almost died. She had a brain, a severe brain bleed and spent like months recovering and this is her return to the ballroom. Is she famous? Or is she just, uh, she's like a dancing with the stars alum with, Oh, cause she's really talented or what? Was that the one where they grabbed her foot? And he like pulled her. No, but that was last week. Every week. Wow. Just grab her by the ankle. Yes. Like, spin around. Have you seen that on TikTok? Uh uh. Oh my gosh. I only see Alona stuff on, like, Dancing with the Stars TikTok. Oh, yeah. Because I follow her. Yeah. She's funny. Mm hmm. Mine is Survivor. Wow. Wow. Okay. I'm a Survivor fanatic. Are you like watching it on Hulu or something? Yes. Okay. Actually have money on one of the people Kyle Is he on the yellow blue? See the one without the belly button? Oh, yeah, so belly button Kyle XY. Oh, yeah That show from back in the day, yeah, I just remember him like casually just like Staring at the camera and holding his shirt up. You know? Like if I didn't have a belly button, that's what I would do. I'd do that too. I'd be like, do you see that? How they say things are in front of us, like, what if that is happening right now? Like alien people. That's how you know it's an alien people, cause they have no belly button. Yeah, for sure. I'm just gonna look at it. I've I'm just gonna pull up everyone's shirt I mean, I don't have current television, so I don't really know one that we're watching again right now We're going through the Dragon Ball series That's pretty good animated We had to buy crunchy roll because the one on Hulu is an American dubbed English dubbed So it's kind of unfortunate. What are you picking? Oh, I filed my nails yesterday. So, oh, okay. All right, moving on No, DJ didn't say his movie or series favorite. Didn't you? Television. Did you just comment on somebody else's? Yeah, he said my survivor. Okay. Okay. He has a bat You can say survivor. Survivor's good. No, don't say survivor. Say survivor. No, say it. I've been watching From The heck's that It's a spooky series that's on Prime. Oh, boy. Yeah, it's called from, it's not from Me. Okay. It's newer. Okay. Start to, it's, is it really creepy? Yeah, it's a little freaky. Not gonna lie. Oh boy. Oh boy. Okay. All right. Moving on. On a scale of one to 10, how excited are you about life right now? Maybe we should skip that one. Skip it. All right. A solid six. Oh, we're not skipping. Oh, I'd say a good, yeah, six, seven. Well, pass. Nick got injured. So like, it's kind of scary right now. So I think it'll be fine. It doesn't seem like it's as bad as last time. It better not be. I'm going to say five. I'll do a six. Okay. Okay. Moving on. Let's see. You can just pick if there's some lame ones you can just skip past. Okay. This one I'm curious. Who should everyone be following right now? Ilona Mar. You think so? What about hers? So like, is it her humor? Is it her like activism? Her act? Yes. All of it. She's just the total package. A well rounded person. Yes. And she's a year younger than me. I did not know that. Oh, yeah, isn't that crazy when you look at someone of that status and like we're the same age, Doja Cat? Yes, it's weird to me. Is she 30? I think so. Chaperone is only 26. Yeah. Yeah They just seem so much. I don't know. Sorry. That was me that time Wow, I know that never happens. It was not even a text. It was just something from Target. It's just a buzz Lame, Target Just kidding. Any, any, any fat electrician, everyone should be following. Especially now. Is that what it's called? She's getting paid to promote the fat electrician. No. Thoughts, thoughts. I think you should be following TJ. I was going to say Juniper Tree. You could follow Juniper Tree. Probably the previous episode, maybe this one too. Okay, one more. Um, let's see. Oh, these are kind of boring. Let's, ooh, okay. Chocolate bars or ice cream? Oh, ice cream. Ice cream. No. Ice cream, 100%. Chocolate. 16. Thank you. Yeah, chocolate for me too. I'm not a huge ice cream. Oh, but see, we are the ones who have tummy troubles. Well, even without the tummy troubles, like, I just It's cold. It hurts my teeth. It's cold. Yeah. I get sick of it real quick. Yep, and I like a good chocolate, like, that is just my craving. A little bit of chocolate. Chocolate. I love me some chocolate milk. Chocolate! Thank you. Yeah, Spongebob birthday party, so. Yeah, very Spongebob y. Are you gonna do that? I saw someone do that. Are you gonna do that? Are you gonna do that? The theme? I am. Hey, what's funnier? Right? Yeah. Okay. What's funnier than 24? 24. 24. 25 I am, I'm doing a SpongeBob party bus this year, so, oh gosh. So when you turn, are you a new girlfriend when you turn? 29. 29? Yeah. I do like new girl. Okay, cool. Cool. And I think that's perfect. Cool, cool. Millennial show 29 You like that? I did some hand gestures to go Who? Who says that? Schmid. Okay. Mm-Hmm? I like the guy on that show. Yeah. Oh, they're so funny. Schmidt. Winston, he's probably my fave. And, um, Jake is his name, I forget. Nick, on the show. I was gonna say, he's a hot one to me. He is hot, in like a scraggly way. Yeah. Kinda dirty, like homeless, but. Yeah. Well, cause he's, he just isn't like well kept in the show. Like he's just kinda. Seems like a real guy. Shaggy, shaggy looking. Yeah, like dirty. He doesn't shower a lot. I don't know. Yeah, that's a real attractive. I don't know. He's funny. Yeah, that's all I care about, really. Make me laugh. Married forever. Then everything else is just. It's icing on the cake. OK. Oh, funny, I end up with this one. What's your favorite band? Mine is the early November. Didn't even have to think about it. Right there, it was ready to go. Come on guys, geez. AJR or like group or person. Oh, got a van fleet. Oh, solid one. I like that one. Second close would be my chemical romance. Really? Oh, okay. Question. Elder emo. Is it, um, like certain songs? Like I'm, I'm, I'm thinking like Helena teenagers or is it Black Parade album? For me it's just that song. Are we talking about their whole discography here or are we saying like a couple of Songs.'cause I would agree with you about a couple of songs. Yeah. Their bangers are bangers, but everything else is like, oh and I The whole black elbow. Or the black parade? The whole elbow. Okay. And Helena, you should listen to the song. And it's funny, we're all wearing black too. Yes. Oh, I have color around my pants. Welcome to the Black Parade. To the Black parade. I do have color in my pants. Title of the episode? Yes. Perfect. Calissa, future Calissa. Write that down. Write that down right now. Wait, you didn't share your band. Oh, sorry. Bad omans. Really? Oh, yeah. Okay, interesting. Is that the one that wears the masks, right? They're little suits. No, that's Sleep Token. Oh, right, right, right. Oh, Bad Omens is the one with, um, what's his face with the hair? Sebastian. Yes, Noah Sebastian. Yeah, everyone would have seen Because I'm thinking of, uh, when I've seen, I think maybe on TikTok, I've seen him like do some concerts and he's like one foot on the, um, speaker, you know, and he's just like doing sexual stuff. And I'm like, whoa, TJ's cup. Are these all bands? Yeah. Okay. Oh, I'll have to take a picture of it. So. Everyone can see what we're looking at. Nice Stanley. You want to win me over? It's a big boy. Talk to me with music. Talk music to me. Talk music. So true. Oh my goodness. Oh no. You know he bit the bat? Yeah. In Iowa. Really? Yes. Yeah. Wow. I didn't know that. You can like, you can like, when he speaks now, It's so clear, comparatively. I'm really impressed. I'm doing all the drugs. Yeah, yeah. Actually, that's a pretty funny podcast, if you guys ever want to have a podcast recommendation. The Osbourne show is pretty funny. And they were funny on their reality show, too. I still watch that sometimes. And Kelly, I think, lives in Iowa. No way. TikTok, she's like, I live in Iowa. No freaking way. So is she flying back and forth to film? No, I think that's probably cause or they just, or she just probably does what Nick does once a month does like three in a row and then heads back. Scared me. Sorry. So sorry. There's somebody who's setting off like some kind of bounds in the area. Like that happens all the time. Yeah, it's been happening, but it happens at night. Okay. Sometimes it'll be like really early in the morning or really late. Yeah, I did too. There was one when I was in the shower like two weeks ago and it shook the whole house. Yeah. And I was like, Oh my gosh, I almost died. So now I would be naked. How terrible. I'd be terrible. Yeah. And like one time it was a loud one and I saw a crack of lightning. Yes. And I was like, Oh, it's raining. Thank God. No, it was just somebody doing weird stuff. They've never been caught. I used to have a police officer friend who lived like a couple of blocks from here. And I would text her and be like, sorry, keep scratching my face in the microphone. I would text her and be like, Hey, did you just hear that? She's like, I'm on shift, but you should like, tell us what direction it came from. And I was like, I don't know. And no one can like pinpoint it either. Cause they hear it all over town. All over town. But like it's really I feel like it's really strong on this it's so loud over here that one day it was so Loud, I've never heard one that loud. I mean i've heard them but not like that Or she he she I don't know like some person that was insane. Yeah. Yeah, it's super loud But this is the first time this happened this early in the day this late in the day Early. Like midday. It usually is super late at night or super super early in the morning. Like five or six. Yeah, that's terrifying. And I'm up because the kids. Right. I was in the shower that one day. Usually I'm laying in bed. So if no one heard that it's like this big Boom. Boom. Huge. Yeah, like massive. Yeah, like I thought it was like a Nick thought it was like the concrete plant blowing up. No. Yeah, I don't think so. No So Nick is Nick's new venture that he wants to do. He wants to go and find this person We're gonna have stakeouts. Yeah, we're gonna order pizza and some Sammy's and why wouldn't you bring steak to a stakeout? Yeah, Sarah. Because I don't want to cut stuff while I'm in the car. With your plastic utensil. Yeah, I don't want to do that. We could go to the dollar store though and get those like, um, those seat, those, those tray things for your car. Well, and what do you do if you catch him? It's just like, hey, stop doing that. You go to the police and you say, Hey, I have a tip about this person that's setting off. Or like we just, we're filming the whole time. Yeah, but like he's not doing anything illegal. Technically, yeah. Like a noise. We don't know what it is. Almost always. It's like a disturbance of something. Yeah. A piece. Yeah. It's disturbing. But it's also after it's always in between like noise ordinance hours. So it's like after like after 10 PM before seven or whatever it is, it's always in between those hours. And how often does this happen? Like once a week, twice. Yeah. Once a while. I don't know. Not maybe not even quite that often. I feel like there was a big, huge span where it didn't happen. Yeah. And now all of a sudden, I've heard about it on the rant and rave. This is like the third time now in the last month, probably. Yep. Just type in big booms and you'll see all the posts. Yep. And everyone's theories. Yeah, just a little, uh, what's that called? History about our town. It's crazy. Crazy people. Okay. Yeah. Moving on. Back to the questions. Um, so this one goes along with the music, but, um, if you were to sing a duet with anybody, who would it be? Oh my gosh. Wow. This is a great question. Meatloaf. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Wait, is that that one song or Let me sleep on it Baby, baby, let me sleep on it. What's the other one that they're known for bad out of hell like a bat out of hell Other one, let me look I mean, there's so many. No, but that one album I think is the one that she's talking about. Paradise by the Dashboard Light. I can see paradise by the dashboard light. Oh, it's cold and lonely. You took the words right out of my mouth. Oh, it must have been while you were kissing me. You took the words right out of my mouth. Oh, it must have been while you know, that's like all of his songs. And I would do anything for love. That's the one. Okay. I know that one. Yeah. That's the only one I know. So heaven can wait. No, it's, I would do anything for love. No, heaven can wait is me love. No, no, no, no. That one that you're talking about, uh, Celine Dion almost also. No, no meatloaf does a lot of these. I thought he did it. I was like, how come I don't have this whole album right now? Why? Why is it like this? I need to hold on. Oh, please. Why? I figured this out. Mine would be Whitney Houston. If I could sing. Really? She's such a powerhouse. But Jennifer Hudson, she's up there too. Like she can, she covered Whitney song. I will always love you. And Whitney was in the crowd just like clapping and was like, yes, you go girl. That's awesome. I love a supportive queen. Yes. But Jennifer Hudson, well, yeah, it would be Whitney Houston but living Jennifer Hudson If I could sing I can't I like to think again, but you can if you think you can I I did sing and then cutter was like mom. Can you stop? Oh My kids tell me that too It's there it's your kid about it. Yes. I am being over the top. I will never show Cuz I get into it and I dance and stuff and he's like get away from me Actually don't don't look at me. Oh, yeah I'd be share Interesting, yeah Hmm I was kind of thinking Frank Sinatra, maybe Patsy Cline. Are they living? Dead so is meatloaf. Really? Yeah. Okay. Didn't you have an overdose? No, he, no. Heart attack or something? Something. Something to do with No, I think he had cancer. Oh, sad. He's like, uh, Patrick Swayze. Yeah. That's too bad. It is. I made a dedication post. I met Nilof. Oh, nice. Oh, ooh, ooh. Okay, sorry. Oh, my gosh. I'll have to take a picture of Sarah doing that. That made me think of something else. That's okay. I'll forget it. We'll move on. That's okay. Sorry. Hannah, I'm so sorry. Here, Hannah, you can just read some. Yeah, that'd be, there we go. That's perfect. I was thinking Reliant K, by the way. What's your favorite food? I've said this before, I'll say it again, it's macaroni and cheese because you can put anything in it and it's so good. Putter there, that's mine too. You can literally put anything in macaroni and cheese and it makes it ten times better. Like you could make, oh my gosh, one time we went to this bar when we were seeing, who were we seeing? I don't know. I can't remember. Oh my gosh. It was so good It was like pulled chicken with barbecue and those like crispy onions on the top. Oh my gosh. It was so good Absolutely divine Loaded mac and cheese. Yeah, that's my favorite too. Any kind any kind of cheese? I'm ready for it. Thanks We'll put my pants afterwards, but it's so good Thanksgiving's coming up. So stuffing for me. Oh, man. Specifically the Stouffer's stovetop one? It doesn't matter. Homemade. Okay. I like my mom's homemade. Yeah, I like Stouffer's. I like, I just like it all. Delish. Stuffing is so good. Delish. My mouth is watering literally. Do you just buy Stouffer's sometimes by your taste? Yes. Yeah. But I have to have like a really good like meat with it. Okay, like meatloaf. Meatloaf's good. Turkey. Chicken. Mm. Been a lot of meatloaf talk this day. We all must be hungry. Uh, yeah, no kidding. Um, my mom makes the best eggplant parmesan. Really? It's so good. I've never had eggplant. What is it? Yeah, what does that taste like? Um, she makes it into like a lasagna. Yeah, but like, what does eggplant taste like? It takes on the taste of whatever is with it. So it tastes like sauce? Yeah, like garlic, like salsa. Not salsa, sorry. Like bolognese sauce. She calls it Yard sauce, but it's pretty much marinara sauce. Mm-Hmm. got that. Yard sauce. Yard sauce. yard sauce. Yu. But it's so, God, I don't know. Now I'm thinking about food. I could be eating. I think we all are. I had a piece of pizza. CJ breakfast. Oh, definitely mac of cheese too. Mac and cheese. Yeah. Okay. That takes cake. So a lot of, uh, well, grains, not really. Yeah. Carbs. Carbs, sure. Carbs. A hundred percent. Yeah. Carbs. It's the best food group. Worst for you. Makes you fat, but, Hmm. Tastes good. Would you say well? No, he didn't. Oh, did you say well? Well. Well, well, that's what you said. Yeah. It's a deep subject. That was a Craig joke. Oh, okay. Was he listening to our podcast? No. Dang it Craig. Oh, we have to do this one for TJ. If you had a tattoo, where would it be? Well, I should be like, instead of where would you be? What would you get? I was gonna say, I would get it on my body. Okay, I've got mine. For the longest time, I wish that I'd had a thigh piece. But I don't ever show my legs, so I think that'd be pointless. But, like, I really like hand tattoos and like Nick just got his done and I was looking at your fingers the whole time. Yeah, let's see your fingers. And I just think hand tattoos are just like hot. They really are. Like I don't know. Like right here in this area? Anywhere. Calvin was talking about getting like a back of the hand piece and I was like, you'd be so sexy. Get it. Do it. All he needs in the bedroom is just to go sir. Flash it to me. Actually just wear a black sheet and just have your hands out. That's all I need. I just need to see your one hand. That's all I need to see. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I just, plus I think I have ugly hands, so I think if I had something on there that I actually liked, I think it would make me feel better. There's some like really cute, like, uh, vines of some girls. I do like the dainty, but not too powerful. You want bold? I think probably. Or else I'd get something that's just like, that's just fingers. I, I either like a big bold, like back of the hand piece or like how, you know, Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus, how they have the really small. And Hailey Bieber. Yes, those are like, oh. So I don't really like vines necessarily, but like the little dots and that kind of stuff. I liked, I always loved Rihanna's hand tattoo. Yeah, me too. But I think that she got a stick and poke. She did. She posted that. Is that cultural for her? Mm hmm. I saw it. I don't know. I remember her doing this. She's like She's like screaming in pain and you're like, oh and I'm like Bye. I would, my best friend, Gabe, shout out Gabe. She listens. Um, we love her. Yes. Uh, she has a big tattoo that says, um, this too shall pass on her form. And it's, she loves it. And I love it. Cause it's like a reminder. Sometimes she just texts me like, yeah, this too shall pass. I'm like, okay, yeah, that's a good reminder. So I need like a reminder tattoo of like, or that's popular is let them. Yes. Yep. Oh, that's a very popular one. Have you been doing those a lot? Yeah. Mine is K Sarasara. I actually, I have that tattoo, but it looks like trash. Oh, your name's Sera. It. You're right. Because my Grammy used to sing that song to me because my name is Sarah. That's so funny. It's K Sara, whatever. We'll be will be The future is not ours to see. See? KS, I don't know the last part. Is this a church? Church or something? No, it's like an old song from a movie at some point. Yeah. And she just, we used to sing it to me. Mm-Hmm. And it's what will be will be okay. I think that's lovely. Yeah, I think we should get some tattoos. It is what it is. That's what I say. Sometimes I always felt like it'd be cute to just get like a little microphone A tiny one. That'd be cute. That would be cute. You know who surprised me about actually thinking I might get a tattoo? My mother. Really? What? Really? She said she saw someone's ankle and it had a tiny little cross on it. Oh, Linda. And she was like, you know, that's lovely. I think I might. No. Oh I would love one right here. I'd love one right there, but I wear a watch so maybe on this side. But that's also like a very, that was like a very um, like mid 2000s, 2010s thing to get the cross right there I think. On your side wrist. I only have like just kind of one singular tattoo by itself. It's the feather behind my ear. But I just, um, I feel like I have to build it into a sleeve. So I'd have to, I would get a neck tattoo. I'm kind of go big or go home at this point. Get a neck tattoo on the side. It's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I think if Calvin got a neck tattoo, that'd be hot. Nick really wants one. Yeah. Yeah. I think they look so cool. There's this one girl, I should send you this. What's her name? I forget, but she used to do makeup. Man, she's your own Arctic Fox, the hair color company. And she has a sexy tattoo on her neck and I just love it. I think it looks so good. Wish I could. Double chin's in the way. Yeah. Geez. All right. That's what the tattoo neck tattoos for. To cover up my double chin? Yeah. I get mine next month. Oh really? What are you getting? An eye? An eye? Yes, you'll get a giant eye. No. You're doing a neck? I am. Oh my gosh. Who's doing it? Haley in Humboldt. Okay. Yeah Shout out Haley. Yeah What? From Humboldt? What are you getting? Um, so I'm gonna do like a bunch of dot work and then I have like a certain It's like cyber sigilism style. It's a turd. It's a turd and style. It's a turd. It's a turd and style. Here and the here and the now. It's a certain style of tattoo or art in general. I remember hearing that. I'm like, I used to watch Ink Master all the time. Oh, yeah. And so I would love like the different varieties of tattoos. I would do like old school, new school. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the neck tattoo I was talking about. It's like very simple, but I like how Oh yeah, so that's like geometric. Yeah, but I like how it's like colorful, but like simple. So it like stands out, but it's not like too crazy. Too crazy. I think it looks so good with her. I think my outfit would clash. Yeah, but you know what? It just looks so good with like her. I just wish that I could look good with that, but I just, I I feel like you have to stay skinny forever. I know. And I just can't get back there, so I'm just gonna be fat forever. That's what it's, it's, it's where we are. The magnet. We did, we also have what kind of tattoo? Neck tattoo. Yeah. What was yours? Just go big or go home somewhere. Uh, you finishing your sleeve? I think so. You finish your leg. I need to finish my leg and back. Oh, I'm not doing the back. No, that would be some buttery soft skin. Yeah. I'd be crying. Would you get your butt done? Maybe your actual butt cheeks? No, because Nick and I thought it would be funny to get the banana sticker on me because you know how it says Guatemala on it. It's like Chiquita, with like the girl with the fruit hat. Yeah. And it says Guatemala on it. That'd be cute. That'd be really cute. Yeah. I don't think I'd get my butt done. No one would ever see it. It's fun. Yeah, but I want to see it. Take a picture. Just look at my butt all the time. Get your background on your phone. Yeah Just zoomed in really close so you can't tell it's my butt cheek. Bird watching or whale watching? Whale. Whale. Uh, yeah, I'd say whale. I think bird. Really? Why? Well, I just think about how much I like watching chickens. Chickens are birds too. So I would go, I would go chicken watching. I think I would be really scared because you have to be out on the water to watch whales and I would be really scared and I wouldn't do it. And probably seasick. Yeah, but I would be more interested like watching them on a TikTok. Whales than birds. Anytime there's like an ocean Tik TOK. It has that chaotic one episode for sure. But that's, that's what we love. Yeah. Except your mom doesn't like that. She told us she didn't like that. She throws a lot of shade on my podcast. That's all right. She can have opinions. What's the best gift you've ever received? My children. That's a pretty good one I would say. I just wanted to say it before I go like, uh, I don't know. I would say mine is just when. This is sad, I'm sorry, this is morbid. When the fam died, Got that money. We paid off our house. I get that though. Yeah, like it was really sad, and I miss my Grammy and my dad obviously, but Like, it's also, what? I'm just thinking of modern family. When Mitchell was mad at Cameron and like they were fighting during her funeral. Oh gosh, I don't know that. And they were like bickering during, like as they were blowing the casket and then Mitch goes, will you just drop it already? Sounds terrible. But that's what it made me think of like, oh, it's really sad, but. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah I would say my mom has gifted us a quilt and I got it for christmas like two years ago, and it's this specific gray Quilts that she got that matched matched. It doesn't match anymore, but I still use it. Um, our living room perfectly Yeah, and that was my favorite christmas gift. I think I've ever got. Yeah And then second up is this little No Mine would probably be I'm like a huge like pinned bug collector It's very 5th grade. Hold on. Did you guys do that project in 5th grade? Where you had to collect a bunch of books and then pin them to a board? Oh yeah. These are like, unique butterflies. Like, not found around here. Do you buy them on the internet? No, actually I got one in Arizona too, in Arizona. And then my mom got me one for like my housewarming gift, but they're like a, they're called morphos, but they're like a iridescent blue. Cool. Yeah. So that is framed. You have a frame and you just like hang it on your wall. That's cool. You know, it's very tattoo shop. I have to send you a picture of it so you can see his house. Yeah. It's really like everything is just, I remember you said decorating last time. Yeah. You're a decorator. Cute. It's very decor. It's different and I like it. Yeah. What's your favorite place to visit? My bed. I would agree with that. Yeah. Be sleeping. Yeah. I would say I really love Donning Springs in Decorah. Mmm. I just went there. Yeah, we went there every year before school started and we had a chicken dinner on the, at the picnic. Oh. It's got a cute waterfall and you can climb to the top and I just have a lot of memories with my dad there. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. We went there with my sister. I'm gonna say Lake Hendricks. That's probably a good, uh, childhood memory cause we went there all the time in the summer. Yeah. How'd they take my kids? You okay. Um, what's your favorite color? Mine is white chartreuse. Why white? Uh, it goes with anything. You don't feel like it washes you out or anything? Oh, not to wear. I don't wear white. But like, I just like the color. Like if I were to get a vehicle, I obviously drive a white van. I just like the color white. It doesn't bother you that it gets dirty? Nope. They always say bad bitches drive white vehicles. People who get arrested a lot, well, pulled over a lot, drive red cars. Oh yeah, red. Yeah, red. I had red. Never got arrested. Never got pulled over. Good for you. You better knock on wood. Get it, girl. Knock on some wood, girlie. If it's our police friend, I always told her, I'm like, if you ever pull me over, I'm just driving away. Like, I'm good. I've told so many of my clients that because I tattoo quite a few, and I'm just like, if you pull me over, I'm getting this as like a get out of jail free card. Yeah. I'm out. You want me? That's a free tattoo for you. Yeah. You put this away. Yeah. Please don't give me a ticket or take me or anything because I'll give you a tattoo. Yeah. a banana pink. Uh, pink is my favorite. Or, uh, actually, I don't think on this bottle with my Alani Peach bottle. Mm-Hmm. colors. I like that. I kinda like that. Orange coral. Mm-Hmm. I like orange coral. My, my color For a long time I supposed pink. I really like that. It looks like an actual butt. I know. I think they did. I think they really enhanced it. Yeah. But I think it like fits and it looks, it doesn't look like provocative. Yeah. It just looks, yeah. Like you're going to get a juicy booty from drinking this drink. Not like sexy, sexual stuff, you know? Yeah. I get that. Yeah. I like it. It looks good. TJ? Forest Green. Forest Green. That's a good one. Yeah. That's like my favorite. That's a good one. Um, do, What country do you want to visit? Guatemala Switzerland for sure. I'd move there. Huh? Who's gonna go with you? I don't know Good luck. He'll come he'll go. Okay, and I just need some protection Switzerland yeah, is that where they did Lord of the Rings or is that I think that's Scotland Maybe I think you're right. It's not in Switzerland. It's more of a Um, we're thinking like scottish highlands type of situation. Yeah, that's where i'm like my mind is going You could look up where the shire is Yeah, I want to go in the shires. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be so cool. Yeah, that'd be really cool What's the place with the windmills? iOS? No, no, I'm thinking of the winter. Are they like Norwegian windmills? Because I think it's a similar country to that. You want to go there? They're Dutch, right? I can see you in a Dutch dress. That's not where I want to go. I would go to anywhere in Europe, really. Yeah, the Scottish Highlands would be beautiful. Like the cliffs. To the goats. Somewhere that has, like, Really old, love history, like really old, um, buildings and I don't know. I think it'd be beautiful. Like old Germany. Beautiful. Oh, that would be super pretty. Yeah. Like we're thinking like cobblestone streets. That's like Pompeii. Oh my gosh. That'd be really cool. That would be so cool. I watched a lot of Pompeii videos on TikTok. Cause I think it's just fascinating. Yeah. I don't even know where Pompeii is. Is that an, I have no idea, but I'm not going to say what I thought because I don't want to sound stupid. Um, I think I would like to go to a tropical country. Cause like, you know, Cancun or like Jamaica or Jamaica or something like that. Cause I've never been to a beach really. I've been to a beach. I went to a like Daytona Beach. Do you like it? Yeah. Like you like a beach lady? Like you like it? Yeah. Okay, cool. But I'm definitely more of like a all inclusive resort. Kind of a beach lady. Yeah. That's the kind of country I wanna visit. Yeah. Um, Italy. Mm-Hmm. The food there. If you had a yum, if you had one superpower, what would it be? Ooh, I know the answer to mine. The ability to refill things. It's like, you're thirsty, refill your water. You're don't want to talk to someone anymore. Like fill their bladder up and then they have to like go to the bathroom or like your bank account's empty. Refill. Oh, genius. So it's not like limited by like, you've thought about this. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Um, Like you're tired refill your energy. No That's a good one. I remember in the army because they everyone asks this question all the time. So Someone in the army told Nick I would have someone like pee for me Like instead of getting up from the bed, like hey, will you take a pee for me, too? Mm hmm, like you feel that feeling but someone's already up. Hey, will you do it? Do it too. Yeah, will you do that for me? That's always like My dry humor joke like at work someone like I'm gonna go to the bathroom be like, oh, will you go for me, too? Yeah But that's not mine Mine would be invisibility so I can like go in. That's what I was thinking too. Don't you wish that you could be a fly on the wall Yeah, but then like they probably like talk to me and start mad shitting me and then I'd probably be crying Ha ha ha ha ha ha Just wanna, yeah, be a fly on the wall Invisibility. I was kind of thinking that too or like mind reading for that reason. I don't say mind reading. I'm always curious. Mind reading would be I think I break my heart a lot That'd be the bad side of definitely mind reading but I also just am curious of like Like even dogs or kids. Like what are you thinking? Dogs would be interesting like animals. Yeah I think like even kind of along those same lines, the ability to like speak or understand any language. Yeah, that would be super cool. Yeah. Yeah. When we go to what they say, what they're saying, I can hear you. Like, just I wonder what people talk about, like in their free time, you know? And if you go to another country, like it's different culture and stuff. I just wonder what people talk about. Like, uh, I don't know what his name is, but he can speak fluent. Japanese. Oh man. But he's white. Oh. So he'll go to Chinatown and you know everyone's just kind of overlooking him like he can't understand us but then he speaks it way better than them and then all of them are like oh my gosh. Oh crap. Like did that just happen? You speak better than my grandma. But yeah he's learned like almost every language. The hardest one he said was Navajo. I'm sure. He said that's the toughest one. Oof. Wow. Nick was going to do a video on that, the Navajo. Walkie talkie people. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Sure. Yeah, I have no idea what that is. Yeah, what's wind talkers? Yeah, wind talk. We're gonna watch that movie. What's that mean? In the war they don't want people like intercepting their radio So they would have these Navajo people speaking their language and like working with the military So the other people that if they picked it up, they wouldn't understand what's going on. Wow. Interesting. Good idea, though That's fascinating I think this will probably be our last one just for time's sake. Um, when was the last time you cried? Oh. And why? Oh, I don't want to share my why. Okay, you don't have to um, I cried this morning. Oh, I was going to say mine was not too recent. Like it was like yesterday or the day before. Wow. Okay. You guys. Harvest season is just really hard and Craig's gone all the time. 16 hour days and I'm just exhausted with the children's and I birthed children With the understanding that I would raise them with Greg. And Craig is not around. She's like, what did I do? So I just was feeling frustrated about that this morning. I understand that. Yeah, it was a couple of weeks ago for sure. Yeah, it's been a few weeks. Yep. Mine was probably the other day or so. Still about my dad. Yeah, it's understandable though. I'm not a crier, so I honestly don't remember the last time. So probably when you were like three. Yeah. Last time you skinned your knee probably. Yeah, I'm just not a, I don't know. Hmm. I choose, like, irritation as my emotion more than, yeah. Oh, see, there's this thing that I heard. Okay, sorry. There's this thing that I heard, and it's like, I have to, I don't recall exactly the wording of it, but it's like, Basically our like, like anger is our safe emotion. So instead of being like sad, you turn it into anger rage. Well, that's the only emotion that it's socially acceptable for men to display. Well, yeah, but I think anyone really like that's safe because you're not, you're not like, it's not like a suffering emotion. Anger is like a projecting emotion, like getting it. Customer service. Whereas sadness is like suffering. When I would get like someone super angry or just like, they were just irritable. There's always at the like that's like a layered emotion. Yes. So that's the top one So there's all these layers of other emotions that you feel and then underneath that yeah, you know, I like I'm just like, okay I'm back off a little bit and then sometimes they'll apologize. I'm sorry. My wife just died or something and There it is. Yeah. Yes. That explains why you're doing this. So, I was kind of good. I, now I give them grace. Before, I was always like, well, I hate you too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, after like learning all these emotions and like, right, I think it became when you have kids, like, Yeah. Yeah. And you kind of regulate their emotions. and stuff in your life. Yeah. Yeah. I think you have a better understanding probably. No, I have kind of like a tender heart. Like, okay. You're not angry at me. You're way less petty than you used to be, I feel like. Yeah, I'm working on myself. It's an understanding of people. Yeah, yeah. What it comes down to. Yeah, for sure. That's a good way to end it. That's beautiful. This has been, well, uh, on that note, we always have to say on that. And Hannah's line. Oh, is it? Okay. Yeah. I just say, thanks for paying attention. I think it's usually, it's usually me and Hannah that wrap up, like, take a turn. Like this note, we should wrap up the episodes blank up here. Yeah, it is like we could leave as Sarah would be talking to herself. Yeah. We gotta cue her around a little bit. Um, okay. This has been Kalissa, Anna, and Sarah. T. J. Bye!