62: Catching Up, Superbowl Recap, even MORE Blake Lively Drama, and Conspiracy Theories ft. The Fat Electrician

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Hello, and we're rolling in hot. This is Hannah and Kalissa and Sarah and we're, uh, me and Sarah are both admiring Kalissa's cute valentine cardigan. Thank you. It's like pink checkered. I love it. It's cute. I love a good checker We all know and Sarah thinks I spent too much money on it. I mean 52 dollars. Yeah, like I Am sad spending like 20 on a cardigan. Oh, i'm cheap But the boutique, um Small business, so it's a little different. It is. And usually boutiques, it's a little bit better quality too. So that always hopefully should account for something for that price. Yes. I feel like it. I hope so at least. Because everyone on the internet is like wanting cotton again. They want to wear cotton. Natural flavors. They don't want polyester. They don't want whatever else. And I was like, I never realized cotton. Makes you sweaty in your armpits. Not that you deal with that. I forgot. You're not like a sweaty person. I used to be. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. But recently. This was in um, when I was in middle school. I don't know if it was because I was developing hormones. Probably. But I would pit out so bad. I would pit through my hooded sweaters. Thick hooded. Poor girl. And I bought like clinical, like medical grade deodorant, nothing. And I was like, I think I'm just going to be sweaty forever. Like I was too scared to open up my elbows. Me too. Just a pit, like just a sweat hole. What do you think changed? Hormones. That's like puberty development. I think so. But then I wonder if it was because of like my extra lymph nodes that I had on my armpits, if that was. Cuz this one was terrible. I put it out worse in my left, and that was the one that had like most of the lymph nodes in it. Extra detox in that area? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. And then I just, I got over it. I don't know if birth control regulated it, but I know a weird take from Cardigans. 45 on a Jumpsuit, actually. Okay, but you can't deny a good jumpsuit. I already got it. Target. I'll show you a screenshot. Ah, no, I didn't save it, actually. It's cute, but I don't, I don't know. We'll see. I like jumpsuits. To be determined. Okay. You said jumpsuits? Yes. You don't like them? I love jumpsuits. Yeah, you wear a lot of jumpsuits. Craig. Do you pee a lot though? Like how do you? Do I pee a lot? Cause it is, you have to like yank it down. You have to like get all the way undressed too. Yeah. I like rompers, I loved rompers. It's worth the risk, I mean it's worth it. Oh, okay. I love a good jumpsuit. Did you guys wear rompers like when they were hot in 2016? Oh yeah. Well, kind of. I'm a real tall girly, so they'd like. Oh, cut your crack. Yeah. Cam will tell me. So, sorry my mom is just texting me going crazy right now. So, um. I just always hated rompers, like when I'd have to go to the bathroom and like, I'd fully get naked. Totally naked on top of them. And then you just hope that no one's like looking through the crack in the door. Because there's always a little kid who's always just like peeking through the cracks. Yep, yep. I'm just like, get away. Oh, funny. My mom's boyfriend is having a colonoscopy this morning, so she's in Mason City right now. Are you guys going to like meet up after this? I don't know, maybe. We'll see. Some panda together? She can be landed on my weekly ritual. McDonald's Diet Coke before you guys go? Yeah, I already had mine this morning. Oh, okay, got it. And I couldn't taste it. I had a cold earlier this week. I like feel better. I feel fine now. And I'm wondering if it was a little bit of the COVID maybe because I can't taste or smell anything. I haven't all week. So you do kind of sound a little stuff nasally. Yeah, I feel much better today. Huh? To not taste anything? Do you, like, be like, wow, I can just, like, not eat stuff because it's not even enjoyable? Well, it was super helpful cleaning the litter box last night, because usually that's like, bleh, bleh. And I was just like, this is great. I could do this all day. I could get a couple more cats. Speaking of cats. Oh, yeah. You got more? No. Boots keeps pooping in our bathtub. Oh, why in the bathtub? I don't know. Like four times a day, there's poop in the bathtub. I like to clean the bathtub. I know, I guess I should be Is it the bathtub that you use frequently? Yes. Yes, so I have to clean it out four times a day, just wiping up. Anyway, so we're trying a lot of different things to try and fix. Is there room for a litter boxes, we've tried, oh yeah! Um, we've tried putting the litter box in the bathtub, we've tried like all kinds of stuff. So I got a bed. You did the litter box right next to the bathtub? Did you do that? Not right next to it, I put it in the bathtub. And that kind of worked, but I don't want to have a litter box in my bathtub all the time. Yeah. Um, so then I got, Sarah you're just gonna die, I got a robot. Litter. Oh my gosh. Bucks. Oh my gosh. The one that like sends. Those like, yep, and scoops out. 500 ones. It was on sale for 150. The rotating ones. That's not bad. Yes. For 150 when they're like 500. They're huge though. Where are you gonna put that? We have a spot. We'll have a spot for it. Is it working? I haven't got it yet. Oh, yeah. It's coming. I hope it works. I mean, if, if it's, it's worth it if you don't have to clean it. Yeah. Like if it actually saves you the hassle, then I feel like it's worth it. But man, some people bought them for like 450 or 500. So that was when they were like brand new, like right on the market. And they were like, now there's a lot of them. There's a lot of options out there. Okay. Well, good luck to you. Yeah. I hope that stops my kitty litter journey. So if any followers have any advice on how to get your cat to stop pooping in the bathtub, you should call that bald guy with the earrings and the goatee and glasses from TLC, the cat guy. You got his number? No, but you could email the show. Yeah. What's his name? You know what you could do? You could also put oranges cause like, um, animals don't like oranges. Oh, that's a shame. That's just a smell. Because Mushu, like I'd open up an orange and he'd like go near it and then like, like act like he was sneezing. And then someone put oranges around their Christmas tree and their cat never messed with the Christmas tree. So you could just put like some oranges in the bathtub. Maybe just open it up, let the citrus out. Leave a little orange on your bathtub corner. Yeah. Instead of just like Switch to orange body wash. Yeah. All orange everything. It's an orange house. Honestly, I'd be okay with that. I do like the aesthetic of oranges. Like fruits, you know. Yeah, coming from a pineapple girl. Yep. I was pineapple girl for a pineapple girl for a while. And then we saw that there was a upside down pineapples. You better be careful. I'm a pineapple girl. Where were we when we just saw the pineapple thing? We were all three together, right? Was it at the Nicki Minaj? Didn't we three see like upside down pineapples on somebody's hotel door or something? No, I think it was on someone's polo. What's it like there was like they were wearing a shirt that had upside down pineapples on it. Oh my god I don't remember but we were all three together as a car decal. I don't know about what it was I don't recall but now we're seeing it and being another SUV with loofahs on the rooftop and I'm like, oh my god Loofahs, what does that mean? On the rooftop? Yeah, same thing. Oh. Lufa's on the rooftop. Lufa's on their car rooftop. Sounds like a band name. Lufa's on the roof! How do you even make that happen? Oh, I saw a meme years ago, Florida, you know, if you go into like the villages of Florida, the retirement places. Oh yeah, where people live. Oh! Oh my God. Oh my God. The man that lives here. Holy shit, the door opens. Oh my God. Wow, that's really nice though. On today's episode of totally predictable shit that would happen. That's not predictable. You never just walk in here. It's my house. I know. I'm just saying that you never just walk in here. That surprised me. I feel like that. He did last time. I had a heart palpitation. When we were doing. Yeah, but the door was open and I like saw him coming. This was like the door was closed and he just appeared and I was like, Oh my gosh, someone's gonna kill us. And, you know, Sarah wants the carry. Is that how you say it? It's true. I do. I can tell. It's been like minutes and my heart is still like not recovered. Oh my god. That is so sweet. I'm assuming this is for me. Well, they're all for me, so. Thanks for doing that. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, if you didn't understand what we were talking about, Nick just brought us all pink drinks. Pinkity drinkities! No, not that. Not pinkity drinks. Five star service, but I feel like we missed a point just because I got a little scared there. Selfie! Take a picture for us of stories. There. The Valentines. I got you guys Galentine's Day gifts and they didn't come in in time, so you're gonna get a Galentine's Day gift in like March. Aw, that's really nice. Aw, thank you. I appreciate that. I'm sorry. I'm a terrible gift giver, so I'll never get you guys gifts. Your presence is enough. Well, thanks. After last week's episode, I feel like not. But thank you when we were talking about ponytail girl, dark hair, ponytail girl. And I was like, I hate her. You guys were like, yeah, she reminds me of you. I never said that. I never said that, but I can understand the existential crisis that that caused. I think about it every day now. Not even kidding. Think about it every day. I'm like, wow, I've got to change my whole personality. Hopefully that episode comes out first so that we can, yeah. It comes out on Friday. Tomorrow. Okay, there you go then. Then I'm going to, I, the kids are off, so I'm going to like do my Instagram stories. I know last week you were late. I know. She always is like on it and she posts way before I do, but last week we didn't have an episode out. So I just shared a post that you made. Yeah. And I like, wasn't, I don't know why it was at Saturday. I wasn't busy Saturday for some reason. Yeah, it was just Saturday or Sunday. Yeah. Okay. Got it. I was laying in bed, so that's probably why. Yep. Okay. Anyway, back to the loofahs. It was a meme that I saw and I'm like, huh, like all different colors mean something. And then We gotta Google this. Yeah, my mom and I went to the chiropractor's office and there was an SUV with pink loofahs on it. And so I Googled and I think pink means a slight swap. A light kind of like soft swinging. Yes. Like, yeah. And I'm like, what is that? Like just the Mormon moms kissing? I don't know. No. Oh, Google is not hip on the times because Google just said ai. Google says, um, that it's just to identify their car roofs easily in crowded parking lots. Yeah. Right. We need to get like Urban Dictionary. That's what we need. That's what people get. Like they put funny little things on their antenna or um mm-hmm If cars still have that. Oh, got it. Reddit coming through. Yes. This is r florida. Okay. Yep. Um, let's see. White is novices. Beginners. Purple is voyeur. People who like to watch. Pink is soft swap. People who like to do it with others in the room. Blue is lowest level of swap. Those who can play well with others. Yellow is mid level swap for those who want to have fun but are still nervous. Wow. Black, full swap. Those who say, what the hell, and let it, let's get it down, basically. Oh, teal is bisexual for those who want to increase their dating chances. This is for, um, old people, the villages in Florida. Yes. The friendliest hometown, apparently. Mm hmm. There is a naked beach not too far from where we're staying. Oh my gosh. And then there was, um, They have like rooftop pools, and I saw an advertisement. I was, I was researching all the things to do in Florida, and they have like a naked Rooftop and they have pools and everything swim naked drink naked Wow It's just like so many floppy bodies out there. Yeah, so Craig and I are getting a baby We're down there and we're gonna go check it out. Cool. Really? You should You know, it's a small town girl, it's a small town girl you should do it I think it would be really interesting. You don't have to like stay and be naked. Is there a rule that you have to be naked? What color is the white loofah? The white is, um, yeah, not a loofah. So this person who posted in there said that she's worked at the villages for over three years and it really is just that they need to find their car. So who knows? You know, Well, we were at the chiropractor's office and You know, I'm like, okay, well who, whose vehicle could it be? A guy left, he didn't leave in the vehicle. A woman left, wasn't her vehicle. Old bitty lady who like needed help getting up from the chair. It was her vehicle. And I was like, she must have had a great time last night or something. She had to get adjusted today. My mom was dying. She was like, Like, just couldn't believe that. I wonder why a loofah. That seems like such an odd Choice of thing to, well, and you have to actually like, what are you going to do? Like honk at someone until they pull over? Like what, how do you get that person's attention? Like just pull up next to them, like, then you just point at your loofah. You're like, me too. Me too. I told my father in law and I'm like, what if I put like a white loofah and a black loofah on your truck? And he's like, okay. Like he didn't understand the joke. I wouldn't have gotten it either. I think it'd be funny though. You should. I think that'd be hilarious. I hope that they retire to the villages and then you can do that for them. Maybe they'll be accosted by other senior citizens. God. Funny. Not that we condone sexual harassment, that's not what I'm saying. But that would just be funny. I suppose when you're like that age and you're just like, oh. You just go for it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I think maybe some of them are widowed or like, Oh, I'm sure. Lonely. Yeah. Well, just lonely. Yep. Looking for a friend. Is there a looking for a friend on there? They need friends. Bumble friends for old people. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. Okay. What was our list of stuff? Uh, did you guys watch the Super Bowl? No. I was working, so I caught glimpses of it here and there, but I don't care about the game itself. I saw Travis leave in his sparkly outfit, and I thought that was cute. Was it the brown? I didn't see his sparkly outfit. Oh. What color was it? Um. It was like a brown. It was kind of reddish, burgundy. Okay, because he came in with a brown. Brick reddy. I am not liking his hair. Oh. I like him bald. I like him. I like him bald. Hold on, let me Google it again. He had, he looked like, uh, Anchorman. Anchorman? Uh, Ron Burgundy. Like it's grown out? No, Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell's character. Anchorman. But like it's grown out like that, you mean? Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Are you sure that's long? He was wearing a brown suit that reminded me from like the 80s, 70s. Oh, she's blowing her nose. Um. Travis, Kelsey. Oh, that's perfect. It was when he was walking in. Oh, Let me see. Let me see. Wow. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see Wow, it is really long. Yeah, Ron Burgundy, right? You've seen that. Oh heck. Yes. No, thank you, ma'am Nobody I like his loafers. Nobody obviously would know My dad because he's been dead a long time, but sorry Well, my mom would know if she saw this we you should post a picture of this I know this is exactly my dad's haircut from 25 years ago. See what 30 years ago It's just like feathered. It's just like Slightly parted down the middle and then combed back just like very lightly and that's exactly what my dad's haircut always was I will literally go home Well, this afternoon and I will get a picture of him with this haircut because you'll be like, wow, I don't mind it I kind of like it. I don't like it. I like a suit. I don't like the haircut The loafers are throwing me off. I love the loafers but not with the outfit the whites too stark He's got a good stylist. I'll give him that. Yeah, but um, everyone trashes Taylor Swift style Yeah, and like they're like she's stuck in 2016 tumblr era I don't know. They just want some, they want something new and, I don't know, they just make fun of her style a lot. Who's they? I haven't seen this. Really? Yeah. Well, just um, people who like, look at what Taylor Swift wore. She needs a new stylist and it's literally like just a basic like top with like a long skirt. Yeah. And like a hat and like long chain necklaces. Yeah. Oh, here's like, how do you elevate that? Yeah. Here's the um, you can't see the whole thing in this picture. I, the one I saw was him from the back, but. It's just it's basically the same suit except sparkly. Okay. Yeah, I like the spark. He was so sad, too I watched the interviews that he had you know, like Bummed like cry about it guy But no, I know last year Years in a row. Yes, they were going for a three peat. Oh, which has never been done before Do you know something crazy that I saw on tik tok about that? there was some video that someone took on the like Philadelphia side or whatever and of this woman who had a voodoo doll of, um, what's the guy's name? Mahomes? Patrick Mahomes? Patrick Mahomes, yeah. And she was like, Having it in her hand and like chanting apparently and yeah. So if anyone has seen that scary, people are like, Oh, because it was such a huge, crazy loss that they're like, something was up and everyone's like, now they think it was her. There's always like these huge conspiracies when it comes to like the super bowl. Like it's like, sorry, biggest human trafficking that's going on underground. What keeps people distracted? There's tunnels and stuff everywhere. Yeah. People haven't heard that before? No. You're literally not on the side of Surprise. Kalissa does not know a conspiracy theory. Big shocker there. See, I wouldn't have known any of this. And then I met Calvin and Sarah and they're just like, we're in it. I got a message from my friend, Reagan. She's like, I love listening to your podcast because it's like, you have no idea any of the conspiracy theories that Sarah is talking about. I'm like, I'm sorry. Explain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I know about the Denver underground airport. Say that again. Denver, Denver, Colorado airport. There's like a whole underground thing. See, I don't know enough about it to like, Okay. Cause now I'm like, what's in there? What's down there? Why? I thought that's like the, okay. Well, first it started with like tunnels, I think in like California because when celebrities wanted to get somewhere I did hear about the tunnels that they found after the fires. They would just do the tires. Yeah, the tunnels right and there someone was explaining. Oh, yeah, there's like their own personal Starbucks there They can have like their own fast food. Like they don't have to wait for other peasants, you know above Kylie Jenner because she's always at the regular In N Out I wanna try In N Out. I don't. I've heard it's yucky. It's personal preference. I've heard the same thing about, like, White Castle and stuff. Yeah. Denver International Airport Conspiracy Theories and the Surrounding Facts. Since the construction of the Denver International Airport was finished blah blah blah blah blah. This is a long article. Oh yeah. But the point is there's like this whole, like, world underneath the airport. I mean, that kind of makes sense for an airport. I would imagine that. Just, like, rationally, I would imagine that there's a lot of tunnels in terms of, like, baggage things and employees getting to and from places. You're so rational. I'm sure that's where the aliens are. Generally, I'm not rational. But, you know. I do. I like to be the opposite of whatever's happening. So you're like, it's a conspiracy. Well, actually just think about it. Let's be rational here. Oh, you know what? Speaking of airports, we just saw a really good movie with Jason Bateman. Terrible movie. You didn't like it? About what? Wait, are, you know what I'm talking about? Um, where he like is, uh, he, yeah. What is it called? The passenger or something? No. Yeah. Isn't it? I think it's called the passenger. Pretty sure. Anyways, he is part of like a, um, for hire, like guerrilla group type of situation, and their whole thing is like to be hired to do these illegal acts, so. A certain group of people wants a certain illegal thing to happen. They facilitate that and make it happen. So they are facilitating in this movie, a, um, not a bomb, but a release of gas, killing gas, like nerve gas on an airplane. And so he is the leader of this group and it's all about like him turning a TSA agent. To, like, ignore this going through the baggage claim situation. It's called Carry On. It was a holiday. It came out because, you know, it was during the holidays. It's like a holiday thriller. Yes. I liked it. I thought it was good. I can't watch it. I'm already nervous enough to fly on an airplane. Like, I can't watch something that's going to make me even more nervous. So I left Jason to me and Nick, we watched it. And I'm like, okay. Like, the security at the airports are just so Like, yes, and I'm like this is unrealistic. It's a movie. Yeah, it's a movie. But like, you know, I'm always like, Nick if someone ever sends you a text, Hey, we've got eyes on your wife, and we're gonna take her out if you don't do this. And I'm like, just let them kill me. One versus five hundred, in this case, like, you know the outcome, like, whatever. So, you know, it's a headshot, like, I'll be gone in a millisecond. You know, just let it, just let it go, brother. That's probably not, I would be sad, but you know. That's how my fate is, I guess. But I was just like, thinking, him running during this whole movie Exactly. was cracking me up. He, apparently, he was like this track star that was like part of his persona. Isn't that Taron? I have no idea. Edgerton? The guy who um, played the gorilla in Sing? Yep. Yes, I think so. Johnny. Yeah, Johnny. Yes, exactly. And then he, I think he bio picked, um, The piano man, who's uh, Ray Charles? No, no, no. No, he's black, right? Gay. Oh, Elton John. Elton John. I think he bio picked Elton John. That'd be cool. I think he did. I wouldn't know. I don't really watch a lot of music. I don't know, look it up. It could be someone else. But he's good. I liked it. We need like a full time researcher, who's just like fact checking us. As we're going. As we're going. Oh my gosh. And then they talk to us from off, well we have no screen, but off, yes, microphone. Yes. And then feeds us the information. Hilarious. Like everybody. Edgerton. Yep. He played Rocketman. Mmm. Such a good movie. Speaking of good movies. Never seen it. Good series. You guys have to watch Apple Cider Vinegar and we're going to have to do an episode on it. Okay. It's so good. Let me write that down in my um, show list. She put it, in the chat. Yeah. I don't think I wrote it down though. Yes, it's so good. Continue while I do this. It's about a Australian influencer who fakes having brain cancer and then gets this huge following and then launches this app called The Whole Pantry. It's all based on a true story, which I love. From a girl in Iowa? No, this is from, she's from Australia. What, um. This happened in Iowa too, a girl faked cancer. Yes. Isn't that Skamanda? I don't know. Skamanda? Oh my. Yeah, I watch Skamanda too. What streaming service is this on? Netflix. Netflix. Okay. Mm hmm. Yeah. And I'm watching. I have a date set. I'm gonna watch It Ends With Us on the airplane to Florida. There you go. Perfect. So I will be able to fully discuss and fully immerse after that. Did we see that together? Yes. We saw it with our husbands. Oh yeah. No, I don't. Was Calvin there? Mm hmm. Okay. Mm hmm. Yeah. Um, I think all they, all Nick took from it was the outfits. He's like, is this sponsored by Carhartt or something? Oh my gosh, seriously. Like, how? And then she's like, oh, it was all my husband's clothes, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, she's insufferable. Yes. Mm hmm. Okay, we should give an update on that while we're on the topic. Oh, go for it. Do you have something to say? Have you learned some stuff? Well, I just feel like we should, um. The new blind item. Yes. Okay. Is that Ryan Reynolds supposedly moved out. I don't know. Yes, and that's this is all because Blake caught feelings for Justin hmm interesting Maybe not like only just catching feelings but like He is ruining his image You know, he's with Mint Mobile. Mint Mobile had to disable their TikTok comments because they were just getting hate. Ryan was getting hate. Oh my gosh. And then I went on Facebook. I don't think that's really her fault. I'm sure it was a collaborative effort to sue Justin Baldoni. Well, now people are bringing up Ryan's past and, like, all the shitty things he did. Yeah, what's wrong with that? I mean, I, okay, continue. And then, um So I went on Facebook and I looked up the comments there. I mean still hate like not a positive comment They're like you got what's coming for you. Karma's here and after being like the sexiest man alive supposedly for how long a decade or something Well, he came off as like this, you know, like sweet goofy Yeah, quirky and Taylor Swift is like done. I think she's done with them, which is crazy. She's the godmother of their children Like she is in a song a Blake Directed a music video. Yeah, she's their daughter. I think it was Betty I think it's our oldest daughter She said Gorgeous. Gorgeous. In like, the beginning of Gorgeous, which is the song, so if you like, look it up. Oh, cute. And, uh, so, I'm just shocked that this has, I mean, really. The craziest things can ruin friendships, honestly. Yeah. Well, just being you. The way that you said that and looked at me was like, The craziest things can ruin friendships. I was like, thinking in my head, and you just happened, I just happened to be still looking at you. Sorry. I had blank, like, serial killer eyes happening. She did. When I was saying, it was unintentional. Sorry. And then, uh, Blake and, you know, she wanted, uh, an extension. An extension. That was turned down. Yes. Well, the judge extended it. It was supposed, it starts Friday, I think. So, I think it was supposed to be. Really? Valentine's Day. It was supposed to be extended through March. March 5th, right? Yeah. And the judge was like, no, yeah, because Justin Baldoni is like, Hey, we asked for an extension too, because there was California fires going on. And you said no, right? So the judge is like, Okay, I'll make it fair. Taylor or Blake, you have till Monday. Yeah, which like someone made a point about this, basically, like, if you have supposedly they've said they have all this evidence. That's like readily available because they really do have all of that evidence that's readily available. They shouldn't need an extension Well, yeah, what happened was Jenny Slate was gonna be like a witness Who's that? She co starred and it ends with that. Oh, yep. Yeah. Yep. And um people they dug up her past Yeah, I'm Parks and Rec. Yeah They dug up her past. She was on the Anna Faris podcast, and she said that she loved hitting Chris Evans She's like I like I would hit him so much like she was like Condoning and making fun of like spousal abuse. Yeah, and everyone's like what the heck is wrong with these people You this is who Blake Lively wants to defend her. So yeah, Blake Lively got wind of that like, oh my god, Jenny They're pulling up your old Your old stuff that you said on Anna Faris which like Those, those kinds of things could be taken out of context because if they're like Calvin and me and we, I'm not saying this is right, but we do make jokes about stuff all the time, like to each other. Yeah. Like, you know, I'll chop your head off type of thing. I know that's crazy, but like to us, it's, it's nothing. Right. So I always felt like that was your audience. It kind of is. Yes. And then just star in it, but you're not starring in a domestic violence film either. No, you're not promoting your haircare. Right. Right. But I'm just saying like I can see how things get taken out of context and I understand how that could be the case and it not being like intentionally her saying like, I'm abusing me, my guy here, but everyone's just on a damn witch hunt. Yeah. And the internet is unforgiving. Oh yeah. Yep. Mm hmm. Yes. I always, um, just speaking of relationships, you know, Nick and I would hang out with this one couple and they always kissed and hugged every time they entered, one of them entered the room and stuff. And I'm like, oh, they must really love each other. I don't do that to Nick. And I was like, okay, and, um. Then you tried it and Nick was like, ew. No. He would love it actually. Oh, really? But then, um, then I'd hang out with Sarah and Calvin. And, you know, they're like, you know, you're making jokes to each other, you're like teasing each other. Yeah. And I'm like, that looks like real love. And then, um, then the other couple that were always kissy huggy, just, they, buttheads and like everything exploded. And then they were like, I hated it when you did this. And they're bringing up Their past from like five years ago, and I'm like, hmm So I just quit looking at relationships and like oh you are such a couple goals cuz I remember Chris Pratt and Anna Faris I'm like, oh, they're so cute. They're hilarious. They're a duo And then you cheated on her. Did that come out? I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I think it was hinted Yeah. And then Miley Cyrus made a song. Fitzpatrick? No. Jennifer Mile Cyrus made a song. What was the song? Uh, I think Flowers. Oh. You know, she was talking about, oh, about Chris Heworth? No, no. Chris, Liam. Liam Hemps with you. Mm-hmm But then she was wearing that golden dress in the music video, and people were like, that's kind of looks like the dress that Jennifer Lawrence was wearing. Right. When him, and when Liam and Jennifer were on the red carpet for harder games. Mm-hmm And then people were like, looking at Chris Pratt. Cause him and Jennifer Lawrence did a weird movie together. I don't know, like a space movie. Oh yeah. And then um, then he divorced his wife. Yeah. Dun dun dun. Oh my gosh, speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, this is off topic. Did you see, okay, I don't remember what it's called. The premise is that this older Teenager, he's like 19 or 20 or something, and he's autistic, and he's never had No, not autistic. Okay, he's just odd. Odd. He's an odd guy. Yes. And he's never had a relationship. Seen the movie. Yeah, you've seen it? Yeah. Okay. What did you think of her nakedness? I was just like I was so jealous. I was like No hard feelings. Where did that come from? All of a sudden somebody's just naked and there's titties flapping in my face. No, I mean, it was full frontal nude. Full frontal. You saw her bush and everything. And I was like, what in the world? I think it was fitting for her character. I was taken off guard. Really? Okay. Yes. Sad. Because, like, like as a millennial and just hearing like everyone make shots at her at the party. Remember that scene? No. Yeah. She was trying to find this kid at this party and people were like, you're an old withered up 35 year old who's pathetic. You remember this scene? No, I don't. Yes. Really hard. I'm like, damn. And she looked hot. She's great. But then it's like, damn, she's not unattractive. I was just like my, I felt like I was assaulted. Because it was just out of nowhere. Uh, there was a rating on the movie. Oh, I didn't, I didn't see that. I'm sorry. It's a Netflix movie. I feel like whenever I'm on Netflix I never expect people to just be naked. That's an HBO thing. It's rated R. Oh, wow. I would have never known. Probably because of that one scene. Yeah, I'm sure. But like, I remember everyone was talking about it. I can't think of another movie that I've seen where there's a full frontal woman naked. I can. Nick can. Nick can think of one. He has a list. He's ready to talk about naked people. Weird Science. Weird Science? Weird Sci that was like 80's movies bro, you got like Weird Science. No, we're talking about current movies though. Did you see the movie with Jennifer Lawrence? We're talking about this movie, Jennifer Lawrence, No Hard Feelings. Remember when Peeta comes back with the loaf of bread? I don't recall that. Remember when she comes out of the beach and she's fully naked and punches some kids? Well she probably didn't care anymore after the fappening. Oh, jeez, what? I don't know what that is. You don't know about the fappening? I know what fapping is, but I don't wanna Oh, no, Sarah, your husband was all over this. Yes. Oh. This was 100 percent like Calvin level shit. Yes. Oh. He knew all of the celebrities. The fappening was like, I think it happened my junior or senior year in high school. Oh, the nude photo release. No, it wasn't in Yeah. We were in We were in high school. No, we knew Calvin and Sarah. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. No, cause Aaron Grimm's the one that told me about it. There was a fappening part two. Oh, jeez. The original fappening happened in like My junior year, senior year, so like 2011 2012 and iCloud got hacked from all these celebrities. And she was like the main person. And they like found a bunch of nude private pictures that they were not released or ever intended to be for public. But it was like a bunch of celebrities nudes. I remember that happened with Vanessa Hudgens. Yeah, and Jennifer Lawrence and everything else. Yeah, yeah. Vanessa Hudgens was in High School Musical 2 era. Yes, you're correct. Wasn't that this time? No. It affected the release of that. I remember that. Separate situation then. I'll have to talk more about that. I didn't realize it had a specific name. Yeah, The Fappening. Okay. I didn't realize it had a name. It came out right around the time Mark Wahlberg's movie, The Happening, was in theater, so everybody just called it The Fappening. Oh, geez. I do recall the event. I don't recall that it had a name, but it makes sense. I mean for you it'd be like the flickening, what would you call that? That's disgusting, Nick. The rubbing. You know what's, yeah, I was gonna say, that makes more sense than a flick, because that is just like so, I love euphemisms for masturbating, they're hilarious. I think so too, but not when they're like so grossly inaccurate. I mean, that's like, the male ones are pretty, the male ones are pretty grossly inaccurate. Is it? Oh for sure. Is it? Yeah. Is it? I always hated the nicknames. Punch a bishop. Oh. Beat a clown. Okay. Choke the chicken. Play the skin flute. Ooh. That's true because that would be more like, like little piano fingers, you know. Five knuckle shuffle on your piss pipe. How do you know so many? I worked construction for 15 years. What do you think? Construction people are perverts. What are people talking about when they're working? Very inappropriate things. We're literally calling each other berating each other. Say that on this podcast. I don't know, we'll bleep it out, it's fine. Callissa, get out of here. I'm just like, making mental notes. Gotta remove this, gotta remove that, gotta remove this. Listen, this is not that kind of show, okay? You can say that on your show, but not on my show. Our show. Yeah. Okay? Does Hannah agree? Does Callissa agree? What's the unsub fans call themselves? Something nasty. Unsubs doesn't have their fans. Autistic? I don't know. What? Oh, I don't know. Melissa, don't laugh at that. They created a nickname for, you know, how like, the Taylor Swift are the Swifties. Ugh, so stupid. Katy Perry's are the When are we going to come to a time when Taylor Swift is cancelled? Never. Hopefully soon. She'd have to do, she'd have to do Blake Lively. As soon as it leaks that she was paid by the government to date the Kansas City Chiefs and the NFL rigged the football game so that her boyfriend could win, as soon as that comes out, she'll get cancelled. Wow. Maybe. I doubt it, honestly, people are so forgiving. I think their love is real. Do you? The fact that they're still going kind of makes me think like, I feel like they just do it just to like Shove it in our faces. Well, I just remember everyone was talking about Travis Kelsey and I'm like, who's this guy? I don't know. He just like, now he's got an ugly haircut. So he looks better bald. Yeah He looks good with like Cash's haircut. I like his brother way more. Oh, he's so funny. Because you totally, you totally relate to Jason Like it's hilarious. Yeah, he is funny. I agree. I would probably listen to their podcast. Honestly, cuz he's funny They have a podcast. I think is it him? Is it the two brothers or is it him and his wife? Kylie has a separate podcast. She does she does guest appear sometimes. She's like Just like the number one podcast like above Joe Rogan How can that be? Really? Cuz Cuz that's made up. That's not real What I don't care what I don't care what anybody says nobody has a bigger podcast than Joe Rogan Meghan Markle Who's that? Who? Who? I thought she had a podcast. Here's the thing, you can't, you can't be like, they've got a bigger podcast than Joe Rogan and walk into a room with four people that do podcasts and three of them go, who? That's not a thing. Okay, at one point in time, she had the number one podcast when it first released. Okay. When it first released. Because she was, she was like such an era. Everyone was like, wow, this girl, she's so real. Who? She's just a human. Kylie Kelsey, Jason Kelsey's wife. It's made up nonsense. I hate that shit. She's cute, I'll give her that. She was in like one interview where she was like Well no, it's just like, not like cute Like I find her physically attractive, like cute as in like She's funny. At least on camera she appears to be like a really good mom and wife because like there's this one cute interview where You say cute so many times in one Somebody brings up like how a Bunch of women started like having the hots for her husband because there's all this footage of him Just like being a good dad and shit and being a pro NFL player and then it's like no I'll fight any bitch that tries to hit on him. He's mine like That's funny. Okay. So, I see, I see, because Hannah's the same way, I see, I see why you would. Oh, my wife? Oh, that's cool. Like that one girl that talks shit at the bar because she knew me from college and Hannah tried to fight her? Recently? Oh, this was, oh, dang. This was a few years ago. 2015, 2016. Dang, that's so old. I wish it was recently so I could laugh. Right. Hannah, like, I wasn't even paying attention. Hannah overhears it, like, Yeah, I went to school with that guy, he's a douchebag. And then, like, that girl goes to the bathroom and Hannah's like, I'm gonna go wait outside the bathroom and fucking fight her. I hear you. Hilarious. And Nick had to, like, follow. He's like, I don't, I'm just here for backup. The funny part is, she's, she's there with three dudes that are like, I mean, they're like in their early 20s and they're wearing like cardigans and shit. You know what I mean? Like they look like they're hanging out at the yacht club and I'm there with me, J. D., who's fucking six, four covered in tattoos. It was like an F. O. in the army. And then somebody else was with us from the jiu jitsu gym covered in tattoos looking like a goon. It's just Holly and J. D. Hannah confronts this girl and then the three guys are like, I just fucking. Vanessa let it go. I don't Was that a real name? What happened was Nick was in nursing school and he went to join this now, yeah. Yeah, just sit down. Yeah, we have Nick was a good doing nursing school. He was like one of two males At the time. I don't know if they've increased or not, but I overheard this girl. Oh, there's that douchebag that goes to nursing school. He thinks he's so cool because he wears a tank top Oh, I thought they were gonna say he was a know it all cuz like that's true. Nope She just said he was a douchebag because he's in a tank top. Oh, I mean, you know, I could get that vibe like she literally just kept a roast like just Making fun of him and I'm just like I love that. I love a good roast on Nick. Oh, it just really gets me excited I love a good roast too, but I like it when it's like actually clever Wearing that shirt, yeah, I don't wear tank tops cuz I think I'm cool I wear tank tops cuz I'm fat and sweaty and I will literally be pitting out within 30 minutes Somewhere for your sweat to go and not just like pool in your arm Evaporates It evaporates when you don't have any clothing on. If I have a t shirt on, I have fucking sweat stains down to like my midsection within like 45 minutes. And then everybody's like, oh my god, it's winter. You're wearing a tie. It's, it's 20 degrees outside. It's like Yeah, I throw a coat on over it when I go outside. And then when I walk into a building that's 70 degrees, I take it off because my house is 70 degrees all year long. Yeah. You, Calvin and I talked about this. Your guys's house is so hot all the time. Like it is so hot. Nick's pointing at me. It's so hot. Like we, Calvin comes home after being here for whatever he does with you. And he's like. I was sweating so much. And I was like, dude, me too. It's just hot. I'm sweating right now on my armpits. I even made that comment when I came in this morning. Like it's really warm in here. It's really warm upstairs. Like where my kids sleep and I'm like, like a sauna. Yeah. No, but up here like. It's like five degrees colder in my office because I keep it that way. I love that for you. Everything else in this house is like 75 degrees all the time. It's so hot. Ours is like 65. I'm freezing. My wife, ladies and gentlemen. My wife! I'm cold. Option A. Put a blanket on. Wear a sweater, because it's a me thing. Option B, change the entire world around me and everybody else can fucking deal with it. It's crazy because she still wears blan well now we're just hating on Hannah, but it's crazy because you still wear blankets and stuff in this house. That's cozy. But don't you get sweaty? No. Like my legs get sweaty when I wear a blanket. I'm not sure, I go to bed most nights, hours after Hannah's already been asleep. I will sometimes literally, like if I'm not actively cold, I will go stand outside in winter in Iowa in my pajamas for a few minutes before I get in bed with her because she feels like a fucking oven when I get in bed. Calvin and I have separate blankets now because he's too hot for me. Um, in more ways than one, it's literally, it's just so hot under there. We have separate blankets so he can keep his heat to himself. It's too much. It's too much. You guys should go European. That's what they do. They have separate duvets for themselves. You just burrito yourself in your own duvet and they burrito themselves in their own duvet. Then you sleep peacefully. But I want him to rub me. Oh, well you have hands that are separate from your blanket. So you know, You can just reach out from your duvet into, into the other. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You can still snuggle. It's not the same. It's not the same. Okay, well, alright, whatever. Then you just throw the blankets off at the same time, and you just do things, and then you throw your blankets back on. Speaking of things, on my list, me and Nick did something new. Oh! You got the loofahs out? This is already a Rated X podcast Oh jeez. That was way more solid core than I was anticipating. Yeah, were you ready to like, throw down everyone else? I was ready to be embarrassed. Oh, he was hilarious because like, I just, cause I did volleyball in middle school. I tried it in high school. I wasn't cool. You're not tall enough. I wasn't cool enough. I was benched. I'm like, fuck this, I'm out. Like, um. So you're supposed to hit the ball, you know with your forearms and you know, they would always get at you if you hit with your knuckles you know, if you have your hands balled as a fist and hit the ball with your knuckles and they kept doing that and And it was working And I'm just like, oh my middle school coach would have yelled at you this is like bowling, okay Just when you are. Oh my gosh. No, you're getting us talk about when you okay But this is my only experience with like Okay. I love talking about bowling. So women's bowling versus men's bowling. Okay. Women's a hundred percent technique because we're weak babies. Okay. Men. They just chuck that shit down there and they get a strike every time. It's because they're a man and they have big muscles. But ladies, we have to very specifically set up. You got to look at your mark. You got to do that. And then maybe you're really lucky. And really, really good at what, you know, maybe I went bowling with Sarah, Sarah showed up. She had like, she had a duffel bag. She had a glove, her own shoes, a glove. That's what I'm saying. I'm sitting over here with literally a pitcher of beer drinking straight from the pitcher. Being like, where's the heaviest fucking ball in here? Sarah's like, that's not how you bowl. I won, but that's what I'm saying. Like it takes, it takes. So much for women to be able to do it well, because we have to rely on technique rather than muscles. Brute force and ignorance. Yes. Find the heaviest rock and throw it right down the middle as hard as you can. Yeah, and I just I've never hit over a hundred. Oh, yeah, you're always wheeling it down the back of that plastic dinosaur No, I've never done that I tried it once Yeah, I'm a little strong for that I would say But like my forearm really hurt the next day. Yeah, that's where you that's that's good That means that you're doing what you're supposed to be. Although you shouldn't move your wrist like that Why that's why I wear the glove because it keeps your wrist from bending. Oh I have a straight wrist Unless you're Nick. Then you can do what you want. Yeah, he literally just threw it down the thing. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm doing all the techniques and I gutter ball. Yep. Every time. Yep. Sucked. That's what I'm saying. There's a direct correlation between how drunk I am and how good I am at bowling. You know, my cousins, who are also men, say the same thing. And they are like legitimate bowlers. Like they know the technique and all that kind of stuff. Makes you better. They say the same thing. Did you bowl in high school? Yes, I did. We went to State. You're welcome. Were you a State winner? Uh, I don't recall. You would know. I think you would know. You'd have to ask my mom. My mom would know. I don't recall. You were there! I don't remember if we won. I just remember that everyone was really excited that we were going. I don't remember if we I think maybe we did. You guys are all getting cancelled. I said the R word. Sarah insinuated that men have an advantage in sports. They do! Let's just be honest. They freaking do. I can't say that. I can say what I want. You can't say that. I won't say the artwork. Sound sensitive. But I will say what I want. No. Generally. You need a doctorate degree in some shit I can't pronounce to be able to have an opinion We're getting way too, like, social, political happening here. We're gonna have to cut that too. Wrong podcast, Nick. Oh, you know about the Denver airport. Oh, yeah. What about it? Yes. Oh, good subject change. I don't know, what is it, What's the situation? That's Conspiracy Airport in Denver? Uh uh No, there's just like a bunch of weird conspiracies, like people over examinee fucking everything, you know what I mean? Alien. This is what I just said. Um, so there's like, it makes sense. So there's, there's a bunch of shit with like, oh, they built it this way, that represents this or that. And like some people have like all this biblical shit. And then a lot of people are talking about. What's it called? Where you believe in like lizard people that are aliens that like run the world or whatever Yeah, it's it's got a lot tied into that and what's really funny is it's like rumors have been going on about this forever It's been under construction to some degree for like 20 fucking years But the funny part with it is the Denver Airport hired some marketing team. That's fucking hilarious because now they just lean into it Whenever you go into the Denver Airport, you know how they like have like plywood up when they're like, yeah a construction site Yeah So they'll like put up big posters like we're under construction. Are we building a new McDonald's or are we hiding the lizard people? And there's like a big fucking lizard person. And like any, they're just making all these jokes that are like joking on the conspiracy theories. It's hilarious. That's the best kind of marketing. If anyone disagrees, you're wrong. Quickstar has great marketing. You guys follow them on Facebook? No, but we should. Scrub Daddy. They have hilarious marketing too. They do. Duolingo too. Duolingo is also pretty funny with their marketing. What's uh, What did you say? Quickstar, what's Quickstar do? Quickstar is like, just hilarious. Commercials? They make fun of themselves all the time, or like, they'll have a Casey's truck filling up with fuel at a Quickstar, and they'll be like, Casey's, come get your boy! That's so funny. I just love it. That's like, I just love funny stuff. Just the Midwest rivalry. Speaking of conspiracies, This was on your list of things. The anglerfish situation. Do you know about this that just happened? So it was a TikTok video and it was just like this I didn't know what it was. I'm like what the hell is that thing? Ugly, ugly, ugly little baby girl. Yeah and it was just like a black anglerfish just going up to the surface. So if you've ever seen Finding Nemo, it's when they go into the deep depths and it's the big fish that has the giant teeth and the light on its head. Yeah. So they're supposed to be in the deep depths and this baby is just swimming up in the regular ocean. And everyone's like, what? Why? What does that mean that we have deep, deep fish people? Yup. And scientists, this is the second time we've seen this. Usually they only find dead specimens of this fish. And, you know, I was like, Oh, creepy, like get rid of that thing. But then now that all the empaths on TikTok, they're like. Oh, it was dying, and it wanted to see our light instead of their light, and it's swimming up to the surface just to see our light one last time. Or like, their first time. Was it, did it actually die? It, yeah, it was dying, as it was. Going up to the surface. The bottom of the ocean and the things that live in it are none of my business. Mermaids are down there. Stop. They are. They're down there. Please stop. They're down there. Just the fact that the ocean is bigger than space. They're down there. No it's not. Yes they are. They're down there. They don't know space as well. We know more about, we know more about space than we do about the ocean. The ocean is not bigger than space, sweetheart. Jesus Christ. I don't think that she meant it. Not in like literal sense. I'm going to punch him later. I get it. I'm on your side. I understand. Jenny slate. I'm coming for you. You better watch out. Talk about that earlier. Damage three. Anyways, What is your feeling about that? Like, in terms, like, Have we ever just, have we ever, Have we ever considered that maybe it was just a really stupid fucking fish that was following its own light? Have we ever considered that? Like, what if the dumb ones get distracted by their own forehead light and just swim off until they blow up? Sad. No, but nobody else believes in mermaids. Is that selection, is that where we, is that where we, how could they live down there with all the pressure? Why? Why do you believe in mermaids? Are you like subscribing to Aquatic eighth theory? I don't think they look like what the Disney made us think. I think they look like if you, if you're not subscribing to Aquatic Ape theory, what fucking theory are you going? I have no idea for mermaids. I just do feel that Mer. I, like you said, I don't think that we're like, they're not Ariel at the bottom of the ocean. It's, yeah, they're like the ones from like Harry Potter. We're thinking like sirens type of situation. Okay. So. Are you talking like, are you coming at this from like a biblical, mythical? Maybe like they are. Or like, are you proposing? The giants that drowned and now they have, you know, they were half angel to begin with. So now there's something else. Um, I mean, roughly I would understand the principle. Aquatic Ape Theory is like, yeah. Did you not watch Harry Potter? More similar. Well, I mean, I did, but I forgot what that looks like. Aquatic Ape Theory is basically like, shit was evolving and there were some monkeys that hung out on the coastline fishing. Yeah. And they didn't go into the jungles and then over. Millions of years or whatever they develop gills and spins and shit. No, no, you just like God created mermaids and they've been elaborately hiding or I feel like they were not a creation of God. They were a creation of Nephilim Of a walrus they were angel mating with human and there you go. You get some weird stuff boom done How come we haven't seen one? Why do we need to see everything that happens in the, there, didn't you just say that there's tons of stuff in the ocean that we've never seen? Boom, done. I didn't. Yeah, you did. You're like, it's vastly undiscovered. I was reciting the quote that my wife fucked up. Okay. Well, whatever. Same difference. That's what I'm saying. There's mermaids. There is. I know it to be true. I know it to be true. Do you think they look like those? No, I don't know what they look like. An anorexic walrus. Yeah, probably. Oh, so you guys didn't see the Super Bowl commercials? Seal? No. As a seal. CGI seal. Singer seal. Don't talk about Tusk. This movie. It's like the one movie that fucked me up. What movie? Tusk. It's got Justin Long in it. It's like the creepiest, most disturbing movie I've ever watched. I know that movie that he was in where he saw the lady in the basement. Mother's milk. No, bro, Tusk is like, he's like a podcaster. He's like a podcaster that goes to Canada or whatever to interview some guy and that guy cancels and then he meets some interesting old guy at a bar that's got a lot of stories so he like tries to save his trip and goes to this old guy's mansion out in the boonies in Canada. that in the basement? No, the dude is like a, the dude is a mass murderer that in his twenties was like fishing or doing some weird shit and he ends up, Being involved in a shipwreck, and he gets stranded on like an iceberg, and he becomes friends with a walrus that saves his life. And then he ends up killing the walrus to eat it or whatever, and he feels really bad because he killed his friend. So, then he abducts people, drugs them, Skin turns them into walruses? Amputates their legs, and then like, Gets animals and shit from like, the veterinarian and like graphs shit onto people over a series of multiple surgeries and turns them into a walrus and Then fights them. Oh kills them in a fight because he wants to give his friend a chance to fight back every time and Finally the guy that who comes up with this I don't know but it's like the most disturbing movie This is like I watched it and I was like, I feel like I'm not scared I'm just disturbed. I'm comfortable. At this fucking movie. That's, somebody had a dream about that and then they were like, that'd be a great movie. Hereditary still. With my mind. The one she gets her head chopped off in the light pole? Yeah. Is that one? Mm hmm. Yeah. Hereditary. It's scary. It has Ari Aster. He looks like a dork that you would make fun of. I don't know who that is. The, the director. Mm. A literal dork. Just a scrawny little dorky kid and he Writes the most, directs the most disturbing movies ever. He did one, there's something weird about the Johnsons. You guys can look it up. I'll tell you off camera. So disturbing, I took a shower. Because I felt like I needed to cleanse something out of me from just watching that. Then he wrote Hereditary. Total mindfuck. This is why I don't watch these types of movies. And then, uh, I think he did What was that one Nadia was obsessed with? Midsummer. Oh, that's a good one. It was good. Very sad. It was disturbing, but not that. I mean, different way. Yeah, in a different way. Did you ever watch any movies that like, really like, Final Destination 3? Signs really fucked me up. Every person on the planet never drives behind a logging truck. Exactly. Or get in a tanning bed. I, um, but they around here, they do locks and starts on fire around here. They don't have logging trucks around here, but they do have the ones with the like metal pipes. Yeah. And I don't drive. I have enough anxiety. It's like I create these things in my own head. I don't need a movie to like make more for me, you know? And like, if you think about signs, like the whole movie led up to that split three seconds that the alien walked between the doorway. So what signs have you seen signs? I hate that movie. I won't, I won't, I don't You know what three seconds I'm talking about, though. Yeah, I hate movies like that, though. It's the only time you see the alien, otherwise it's just like this mysterious thing that they're like afraid of. Oh, I hate those movies like that. It was terrifying. I saw this one That wasn't terrifying, it was annoying. I saw this one with Keke Palmer, and um, I love Keke Palmer, she's so funny. Akeelah and the Bee? No. Where there's like a giant kite, air balloon, looking Alien in the sky. I forget what that's called. That was pretty good. A UFO. No, it was like it was an alien He's huge. He's like Is he is a whole sky basically you should watch that. That was pretty good You guys ever seen The Grey with Liam Neeson? Horrible movie. Never seen it. It's like, a plane crashes and he's like trying to keep all these people alive and there's wolves hunting him and the wolves are picking people off one by one. And he's like the survival of fucking tough manly man, whatever, and like the entire movie for an hour and a half is leading up to Liam Neeson. Just gonna boxing a wolf. That's literally like that's what was in the Previews like that's what it was leading up to was I'm gonna get to see Liam Neeson fight a wolf And then like the end of the movie is Liam Neeson taping You know those little tiny shooters of whiskey from like a plane He like tapes a bunch of those to his knuckles and like breaks them on the ground and like wraps his hands like he's getting Ready to fight this wolf and then the movie just fucking ends It was horrible. It was like 90 minutes of foreplay and then just stopping. Fucking credits roll. It was terrible. How would they do that? Was there supposed to be a second one? It was probably too expensive to CGI a wolf fight. I don't know. You know what, if Twilight could do it, Nate and Liam Neeson could do it. Like, come on. They CGI'd a baby. They could CGI a girl. Speaking of Twilight, I saw the behind the scenes of, who was that one vampire? Running. Yeah, Emmett and Esme. I saw that too. Emmett and Esme. Somebody, somebody shared on Twitter yesterday It was just like, you know, the chat GPT, like where you type in the prompt. They, all they did was they took a screenshot of typing in a prompt and the prompt said, write me a 400 page novel about a group of. Liberal female vampires and one of them falls in love with a MAGA conservative And now she has to decide if she wants to be with him or her liberal vampire friends And then it just said I'm about to be a billionaire Honestly, though, you know what she's writing another book and I can't wait Ooh the Twilight Girl? Yes, Stephanie Meyer. I am in fact reading rereading that series again right now Why do women like these stories like blatant pedophilia? The entire series. He's 17, and so is he. He's like 300. That's true. Pretending to go to high school. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Why is he pretending to be a junior in high school when he's 300 years old? Who would want to go back to high school? I'd rather go back to college. In fact, Carlisle is 300. Like 343, as if I remember just from what I just read. That's what I'm saying. How is that not pedophilia? The entire novel is a 300 year old trying to bang a 17 year old high schooler. He's not trying to bang her. He's like, I'm sorry. Did she get pregnant at one point? Okay, but they were married at that point at 18 to a 300 year old. Okay, bro. Code is half your age He was like 90 something age plus seven. Okay, he died in like in 19 1919 right and this was like 2005. So how many years is that? I don't know like 85, right? Is that right? You're not making it better. Okay, listen though I just love it. Half your age plus 7, I feel like that's reasonable. That's bro code. It applies to almost everything. I need to do math. That's bro code for like if it's acceptable to date somebody or not. If it's weird. Half your age plus 7. Technically, although he's lived that amount of time, he's only 17. How do I divide? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. And I've heard you say some stupid shit. You've never heard me say anything stupid. You just went in depth about how you believe in mermaids and couldn't elaborate any further. Well, what else, what do you want me to say about it? I've never seen a mermaid. How would I know? I like, I'm just saying it's a, it's possible. Oh, possible. I believe it to be true. It's possible. Is it also not possible? Yeah. Based on what? Because Nephilim existed. Who knows what all kinds of, the Bible. I know you and your things, but you believe what you want and I'm going to believe what I want. Hannah just got out her calculator to figure out what 30 divided by 2 is. It's 15 girl. It's like how do I divide? But what's 15 plus 7? That's what I need to know. 5. 23 right? Twenty two. Twenty two. Okay. That still feels, you guys. As, as, that's ten years almost for me. I'm glad the nurse that does dosages for medications does math at least. Between the three of ya. I don't have to know math for anything. So, it's fine. I said that my whole life. Yeah, she has that number thing. That number thing. Huge tits? No, that thing where you, like, get numbers confused. What did, calcula, calcula. Dyscalcula. Yeah, she has that. So, I feel like that's totally fine. I can't read clocks. Can you read digital clocks? Yes. This has been an interesting episode so far. So far it's been 102 minutes. Not 102, hour and two. She's got a lot. We have to cut out at least 15 minutes of those because he's over here saying naughty stuff. I wonder if Descript can bleep out words. I think so. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Just upload it to the internet. Cancel me. See, nobody cares. There's a lot of people that listen to our podcast. I've got a lot of locals here, Nick. And not for people being mean to other people. Saying mean things. You're the one defending a pedophilia vampire. Listen, this is not Say PDF file. I do not believe that that is the case. Why? I do understand the process that you're saying. I understand how you're thinking could be that way. I get it. Okay, so Nick, write the perfect chick flick. Oh, it's easy. They're all the same. Yeah, that's true. All of them are the same except for temptation by Tyler Perry That's the best chick flick The best chick flick of all time. I'll tell you about it after I described the perfect one great Okay, so there's a girl that's living in the big city. She's got a really nice studio apartment She's like a mid level executive at some fancy company and she makes a lot She's got a boyfriend that wears cardigans, but somehow has like an eight pack and he's somehow like a fucking elite level athlete physique for no fucking reason because he's a mid tier accountant, but whatever, regardless. She's dating him and he's busy, so she has to go home for the holidays, and then she goes home and runs into her, her old boyfriend, who works at a farm. Yeah, he like fucking He sticks giant metal poles in the sand at the golf course and let's lightning strike it to make pretty fucking glass sculptures And then she falls in love with them again and then They get in a car wreck as they're driving back to his place so she can cheat on her boyfriend. And then he ends up getting a fucking concussion and gets amnesia and completely forgets everything. And then he wakes 51st dates, he wakes up thinking 51st dates, and every Nicholas Sparks movie he's ever fucking made. Um, I'm Against Cheating in. I will not read that in a romance novel. Just FYI so not my perfect movie. Just gotta interject and say that you, you have the strangest boundaries I've ever seen in my life. Cheating is a no. Like we're over here like cheating. No, pedophilia vampires. I don't think that's pedophilia. He's not! He's 17! He's 98 years old. The whole thing is that he's perpetually 17. Okay, do you think that the She's also 17, although later she is like 19. Do you think that age Is tied to like your biological age of the meat suit that you're roaming around in or your actual intellect? Because that's an important distinction. He's a vampire, right? So he's 98 years old intellectually speaking. He's got the body of a 17 year old. It's not. Don't ruin this for me. I'm asking you a question. Don't ruin this for me. Are you anchoring age to biological age or intellectual is not real. This is not real and I don't have to apply the realities of realness To this book because it's not real. I don't, I don't care. Bella, would you like a worgat or a genelle. I don't care if the pedophilia is real. It's pedophilia. Stop ruining my day over here. No, because there's a bunch of weird people on the internet. Um, have you ever heard of lolly? No, so lolly is it's cartoon pornography. Yeah, except all of the females in it appear to be like Seven to twelve year old girls and their justification for isn't that watching and creating this kind of thing? Yes shit like that and their justification for creating Basically cartoon child pornography. Is there like, well, no, she's actually a wizard that's 700 years old. So it's I'm not weird for jerking off to a prepubescent child performing sex acts. Why is that you? It's the same thing as a vampire. It's not different at all. It's the same thing. It's not. Okay. Continue your movie. I'm sorry. She promoted an entire fucking book and then it was sponsored by Burger King. Team Edward, Team Jacob. It's all pedophilia. The wolf boy was the only one not being a pedophile. Actually he was. Actually he was. He imprinted on a baby. He imprinted on my daughter. He imprinted on a baby to defend her. Significantly different. So the whole thing about imprinting is like, this is how you now I'm thinking. Okay. So the whole thing about imprinting is like, you become whatever they need at that time. So he's like, I won't, I'm not interested in any kind of romantic relationship until she's of age. But before that, like I'll be the best big brother ever. I'll be the best best friend ever. Blah, blah, blah. It doesn't matter. That's weird. What were his intentions of doing? I'm not like up on the whole story. I watched it in any capacity that was possible. I watched the movies with Hannah while I was also on my phone. So I half assed watching the movies. You were not, you were in theater, you were not You were absolutely engrossed. I know it. And I was under the impression he did it to defend her story. Movies are iconic. I feel like. No, you don't choose who you imprint on. How come you're against the wolf? Dedicating his life to, I'm not defending a child, but I'm saying that's more pedophilic than to me than like the, it's definitely not Bella and Edward relationship. It's definitely not. I disagree with you. That's a 98-year-old staging as a high schooler to go hit on a 17-year-old high school girl is insane. The whole thing about these vampires though is that they're unchanging, so they might learn all these new things, but their brain will forever be 17. So you're tying age to biological age and not intellect. I feel like we've been here before. That's what you were asking me. But no, I'm asking, is that like how you define it? I don't know, I guess. I'm just saying. Like, he, the whole thing is that, I feel like I'm not. The whole thing is that he is unchanging. The whole, that's, that's her like whole thing about this, okay? Vampires are unchanging. So they are forever 17 or like Give me the looks like I'm ruining her podcast. Well, we can cut this whole thing out. I'm just saying I'm just saying Okay. And on that note. Yeah. Just saying. We'll just end it right there. Alright. Okay. How do you guys feel about the pedophile vampire? They don't like Twilight like I like Twilight. Nobody else likes Twilight like I like Twilight. If that's how you feel, I'm cool with that. Which? Me or him? Both. I just make fun of the writing in the movie. Yeah, but you know what? When you're like It really takes, it really does take me back in time when I watch it. And I'm like, I remember being in the movie theaters with my friends. I just want someone to love me that much and be obsessed with me. Calvin be obsessed with me. Dang it. That's a level of love that only an older man can comprehend and have the emotional maturity to give. That's exactly what it is. No, no. This has been Calissa. If anything, I feel like that's Sarah and Nick.