84: Catching Up ft. The Fat Electrician! Car Shopping, Population Control, Raising Kids, and Trad Wives!

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We're jumping in. We're jumping in, diving in. We started the conversation too soon. Yeah. So now we're talking about cars and how they're both all like, oh, Toyota, Toyota, la, la, la, la. Well, Issa's having some work done. You always, you both have had, have had your vehicles in the shops. Mm-hmm. I'm only here with my Honda Honda's number two. Toyota's number one. Yeah. Honda's number two. Oh, I would consider a Honda pilot. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I saw, I've been trying to take pictures of like people's, uh, like driver, uh, not driver's license their plate. Yeah. Because some of them are funny. Mm-hmm. And I saw this one sticker and it said, hot Girls Drive Hondas. And I'm like, has this been a thing? I've never heard of that. I just thought it was weird. So I took a picture of it. That's funny. Yeah. I That we're out here taking pictures of random people's license plates. Yeah. Because we have that license plate episode, know. And so like ever since, I'm just always looking at everyone's license plate. I always look at everybody's license plate. That's funny. Always. I should do more. Yeah. In case something happens. Yeah. You just never know. Do you ever do that? Like, okay, I saw that. Yes. I was kind of suspicious. I need to remember that. Remember that? A hundred percent. Hundred percent I am what time? It is what I saw. Mm-hmm. I do the people too. Like I would be so bad at a sketch artist though. Ugh. I'd be the worst. I to like sit down and like recall what somebody looked like. The details of their face. Tell me. I, that's why I like to, to faces usually. I like the face, I like to face everything. Restaurants, movie theater. Mm-hmm. Just so I can get like a clear visual of everyone that comes in and I'm like, that's what you look like. You look like that dude. Da. Agreed. Wow. In case something happens. Yeah. You never know. Mm-hmm. And just'cause I find people fascinating. Yeah. And I like to stare at people. And you're their butts. Yeah. All of them. Every piece of every person. How did we go from cars to butts? Yes. Oh, let's go back to cars. To cars. Let's go back to cars. Whatcha getting done? Calissa. My. My Toyota is a 2016 Toyota Sienna. It has 215,000 miles on it. Mm-hmm. It is completely paid off. It has been for over two years now. Nice. And I just love the thing. It is just beat in and worn in. Just so I've got, you know, like my butt imprint is in that seat. It's taken me so many places and I just love it. And Sarah asked me, is it time for a new vehicle? Because when I hit the brakes it goes, she's shaking violently. Um, so hopefully it's just like a warped rotor, which I get those all the time on that same side. So it's like I wonder if something is off. Yeah. I'm sure there's something rubbing wise. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So am I getting a new vehicle? I pray to God not. Okay. But how? Being realistic. Okay. Mm-hmm. How long do you expect it to last with that many miles already? I don't know. It just keeps going because I've heard Toyota's top out at like 300 from what I've heard. Oh. You know, well it's taken me that long, two, three years to put this many miles on it. That's it. Thousand. Yeah. Dang. I was expecting less because you drive so much. I drive a lot. Yeah. But I bought it in 2022, April of 2022, and then now it's April 20, 25. Three years I put a hundred thousand miles on it. Hmm. So hopefully another three years. Mm-hmm. That's might be wishful thinking. Good luck. Yeah. So I keep checking my phone to see if they've texted me about it yet. So that's, yeah. But Sarah also has had issues with her. Yeah, we are. Which maybe we've talked about this before. Yeah. I think it was a transmission issue, if I recall correctly or something. I forget what it was, but it was, we had an extended warranty'cause we had just bought it. Mean, I don't think even a year before that happened. And it was What year and what do you have? It's a 2019 Highlander. Okay. Um, and Calvin picked it out. I just need to say that because this is the second vehicle that he's picked out and has had multitude of problems. What was the first vehicle? Um, it was our Kia Sorento. Oh, it was it 2011. Ooh, I remember that. It was a Kia. So, and yeah, I know and bless Calvin because he does a lot of research about things and so like, in, in terms of that, like I generally really trust him with that sort of thing. Like he really does do a good job researching and stuff, but. Ugh. It was bad. And it just, it was one of those things where we just could not afford to keep putting money into that. And it was not what I wanted anyways. And so I was like, can we please just trade this and get a rav? And so I picked the Rav and we still have the rav. Mm-hmm. And it's great. I loved my Rav when I had it. Yeah, it's great. It runs great. It's always run great. Like we've had very minimal problems with it ever. And nothing that was ever like detrimental to running or anything like that? Wasn't it brand new? Um, no. I think it was two years old when we bought it. Okay. Because we bought it right after Brony was born. Yeah. And it was a 2000, it's a 2017, so it was like two years old when we bought it. Oh. Um, like low mileage, like it's, it's a great car. Mm-hmm. I'm hoping that we will have that for a very long time. Mm-hmm. Um, but the Highlander, when we, this whole thing happened with the extended warranty, if we hadn't had that, it would've been like a$9,000. Fix. Did they tell you that? Just to make sure to, I don't know, sell you on like, Hey, this could have been really bad. I don't know. This is why you should always get the extended warranty. It was a very big thing. Yeah. That was the issue. Okay. Okay. So I don't know, but this is the second vehicle now that we've had problems with. And it's been Calvin's fault. It's been Calvin's choice. So I just, sometimes I'm like, please stop picking cars. Let me pick'em. Yeah. But he also hates when I pick stuff because I want to have all the features. Yes. And I wanna have it like low mileage, relatively new. I don't wanna be buying cars all the time. And so I realized that we have to pay more out of the gate, but I also feel like then we'll have it longer. Mm-hmm. So to me it makes more sense. Yeah. But I don't know. What vehicle would you choose then? I would probably get a Grand Highlander. Or like if we, if money was not a thing, I would get a Sequoia. Toyota. Oh, mm-hmm. It's a third row, like high end It like, it's kind of like a Yukon kind of a Tahoe thing. Yeah. Tahoe huge. Yeah. Yeah. Because I, now that I'm old and I have kids and I am just nervous all the time. I prefer big vehicles. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. And I really, I really like having a third row. Yeah. I really like it. I do too. It comes in handy. Yeah. We just drove my nephew around this last weekend and he's a big boy and we needed the third row. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. I dunno. So hopefully, hopefully this isn't a big deal. Hopefully it's minor, but it's a part. You said you've replaced multiple times. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So I'm probably gonna keep replacing it. Here's the thing though, is I hit my brakes maybe a little too hard than I should. Oh. Because like I got in the Corolla that they're loaning me this morning. That's a Corolla. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I thought that was a, um, Prius. No, that's a coa. Wow. That's cute. Yeah. And so I got in it and I went to like, start driving and I hit the brakes. I'm like, oh my gosh, these are sensitive. So I'm like, maybe my van brakes aren't as sensitive as I'd like them to be. Yeah. And then I like to see the brake pads on your van. Yeah. Probably like withered down. Right. But here's the thing is I almost hit a deer the other morning. Oh sure. And I had to like slam on my brakes. Mm-hmm. And then ever since then, the shaking has been really bad. Ooh. So I wonder if I like, warped a rotor. And that's what's, I mean, that kind of stuff, you can't avoid if you're Yeah. Yeah. You always get nervous going into like a car shop as a girl, um, thinking that they're gonna like, take advantage of you. Yeah. Yes. Not here at the dealership in town. I like them here. I've had one bad experience, but other than that I like. You handle it yourself? I always handle all my car stuff myself. Oh, we had a bad experience there too. Yeah. With the Highlander. That actually that situation. But that guy, the guy that I had that it doesn't work with anymore, it doesn't work there anymore. He told me it was, it was a big bill that we had to put in. It was like 1800 bucks that we had to put into the Toyota. Oof. And um, he told me, he's like, don't worry about it. We'll figure it all out, the payment out once we get everything done. Okay. And I was like, okay. So I came to pick it up and I was gonna go because they said, don't worry about the payment, we'll make it, we'll make a payment plan or whatever kind of the thing. Yeah. I went to go and he's like, Hey, you know, I just talked to my boss and we just implemented this policy where we shut up. We can't do payment plans, so I'm really sorry. You're gonna have to pay today. Oh my God. And I was like, I wouldn't have gotten the work done had I known. I don't have that money. I didn't at the time. And that was just like. You were lying to me. Oh my God, you lied to me to get the work done so that you could make the commission or make the sale of the work and then you back flipped on me. That's why I went in with a very specific issue. Yeah. That, you know, hopefully it's not a big deal, but yeah. Sorry. Anyway. Um, do you guys have a car guy in your life that like mm-hmm. No. I mean, yes, because he used to work with my dad way back in the day, but he works at. The dealership that they just don't have the inventory that we generally like need when we go looking No, like, uh, like, you know, on the side, like, Hey, can you look at this and tell me like, oh no, what do you think? Yeah, I mean, kind of, but no. Do you My, my father-in-law, yeah. Oh sure, sure. So he was the one that I always ran to when I had like any issues. Mm-hmm. And he, he's the car guy. He's like, yep, let me do it. Like I, I broke my mirror on my Impala. I backed outta the garage too fast, didn't see where I was going. Took my side mirror off mm-hmm. On the passenger side. And he's like, okay, just look in your door. Gimme the paint color, gimme the number. And I'll go to, I don't know where he went. Like a scrap yard or something. And yeah. And he got, I was like, okay, the number is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't know. It was like numbers and letters. The vin probably, yeah. Something for the color. But it's inside your like car door. Yeah. And. He like matched it everything perfectly. He got the side mirror on, he even got the like the mirror to like rotate and everything Nice worked. The whole thing. Mm-hmm. I paid him like 80 bucks for the mirror or something. I don't know. Little Yeah. But yeah, he fixed it. And Danielle, she did the same thing earlier that week, went to a dealership. They charged her like so much money. Mm-hmm. And they didn't even match the paint color. They like, oh my gosh. It literally looked like they put a CD in like the mirror. Mm-hmm. It just looked jank. Everything. Looked Jan. And when she saw my mirror, she's like, oh my God, your father-in-law did this work? And I'm like, yeah. She's like, holy shit, look how much, look at my shit. Looks like fucking shit. And I was like, oh my gosh. So a bust for Michael. Yeah. Yeah. That he's just so like. Nerdy about car stuff, so mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But now he's a little sad that, um, if Nick and I just have a vehicle breakdown, we just buy a new one because he's always like, you'll need a, you know, you'll always need me for your car needs. And I'm like, Michael, if I need an oil change, I'll just get a new car. And he's like, oh God. Not really, but it's just funny to throw that in his place. Yeah. The, the place that we used to like to go to Wilds here in town, I think the, the guy like got sick or something and he sold the business. And so that's kind of sad. So is he kind of your go-to? He was kind of our, like, he was just like, wait a minute, is a neighbor, he's a small town. No. Oh, he's just kind of a small town like business guy. And he did good work and he was honest and. Now they don't, that business is not here anymore. Yeah. So, and the honest honesty is just kind of hard to find. It's hard to come by, especially when I feel like anymore shops like that. They work on somewhat of a commission base, which to me is just crazy. You're working in a, in the automotive department of a car. I get shop. I get it. But like, do you I don't, I like you're trying to upsell people on getting things fixed in quotes with their car. Yeah. Like, it just to me is stupid. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand how it all works. I don't either, but I'm not happy about it. I don't understand how it works. I'm just glad I have Nick who just like, I don't know. I feel like they just don't, he just takes care of it. They just don't bullshit with him. Mm. And I had this, uh, this conversation with, um, Nathan, our guest, Nathan, his wife Diana. And we say how like everything happens to us as females. They never say anything to our husbands. Mm-hmm. I'm like, yes. It pisses me off. Yeah. Like for example, we go to Walmart and the same guy always stops us'cause he wants to look at our receipt. I know who you're talking about. Yeah. And I'm just like, no dude, you don't need to. And she's like, yeah, one day I just like walked outta there and he's like yelling at me like about to like grab me and be like, you need to let me look at your receipt. No, you really don't have to. No, it's not Costco. How, what did they look at your receipt for anyway? They look to make sure that you've paid for all the things that are in your cart, but like, I have everything in Sack. How often are they like, you haven't paid for this? Supposedly they're only supposed to look if your stuff isn't in a sack. Yeah. And um, and mine's always sacked, but he, he stops everyone. And one day I the same thing. I'm like, fuck it, I'm just gonna walk by. And I kept walking. He's like, ma ma. Like he's, I'm like, no, fuck it. I just stop.'cause I really don't care. They don't, don't pay you enough for you to care. Like, I get it if like someone's walking out like with like objects in their hand just leaving Yeah. For like dog food or something. Then I get it. Because it's a real, it's not expensive, but it's a big item. They still stop'em and blah, blah, blah, whatever. Like maybe it got forgotten under the cart or something. Yeah, yeah. I almost had that happen with diapers. I had that happen with pacifiers once I got like stuck under some stuff. Yeah. What'd you do? I think I left because Gussy was a baby at the time. Bless you.'cause it was a baby at the time and I was just like, I gotta get the freaking heck outta here. And I just left. But I shouldn't have done that. I still think about it to this day. Yeah. I accidentally did that to a Target purchase too. Mm-hmm. I thought I checked out everything. Mm-hmm. Gotten, you know, my trunk and I was like, Ugh, I didn't pay for this baby shampoo. Mm-hmm. But I had all the kids all buckled in. I'm like, fuck it. I know. That's, yeah. See, and I had the same thing happen with carver's, Pokemon cards, had all kids buckled in. I was going to put the cart back and that was the last thing there. And I thought, oh my God. I have to, I have to make a lesson of this. Yep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I hauled all the kids back out of the car, and I walked back in the store and we bought the Pokemon cards, and Carver still remembers that to this day. Mm-hmm. Mom, remember one that time? Do you? He was like, do you remember that time that we forgot the, to buy the Pokemon cards and we had to go back in the store and pay for'em? Like Yep. Their core memories are so, yeah. Like weird. Remember that trip we took you Disney? Probably forever. Because that's just like, no, they never forget. They, they'll, they'll forget about the trip on Disney, but if you do something like your Pokemon card mm-hmm. You're gonna be like, oh my god. Remember that one time? Yeah. They love calling me out on all my mistakes that I've ever made. They love it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, for sure. Kids. Yeah. I have some really exciting news. Oh gosh. What? Guess what I'm going to do after this? Well, you're not gonna Chick-fil-A. Nope. Are you going to. Panda. Nope. Right. I'm going to pick up my very first foster cat. Oh my gosh. Yay. His name is Adam. And he's Adam. Okay. Yep. That's the cat's name. I love a, an animal with an a. I think I'm gonna call him John Adams, honestly, because that's a Hamilton reference. But let me show you a picture. I call him Johnny Apple. Speaking of John Hamilton. Oh, that's funny. Uh, or John Hamilton. Oh no, that big kid. That Beck Big cat. That's a huge cat. He's a big boy. That's a laundry basket. Oh, that's cute. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. That is a fat cat. Did you see? That's so excited. Send some of those pictures to Hannah Poses. Okay. Um, did you see that the original cast of Hamilton was on some award show or something and did a Sony's Yep. The Reunion 10. See, reunion I did. Okay. I was just watching on TikTok before we came in here. The Tony Awards. Let me guess you don't like Hamilton. I don't like Hamilton, but I do like the Eli the Shocker. I like that part. I've never seen that too mainstream from, and oh my gosh. I love, I just thought it was boring, to be honest. Oh my gosh. I liked, I like, um, what's his name? Jonathan something. Jonathan Bailey. Jonathan Roth? Yes. Oh, cross. Who does that plays? The King? Yes. Oh, I love that song. You'll be back Because he is so bunny like his, he's hilarious. His, his just like isn't physical acting of that is so good. Isn't Darren Chris still musically in the music? I don't know. I don't know. He's so, he's Yeah, right. The dark haired guy. Yeah. Curly, uh, um, Carl's boyfriend. Yeah. Um, Jonathan Gr though. Um, I thought him and Michelle would would've been a thing. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't think so. They're like BFFs though. I know, but I, I thought like they would've been a thing. Jonathan's gay. Yeah, he is. Oh, I didn't know that. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Well, that's why it didn't work out then. That's why it didn't quite work. But he was her, her muse and Glee wasn't. They were. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Man, he's funny. All right, so tell us more about your cat. John Adams. Yep. Joan Adams. Um, you should get him a wig for his profile picture. Oh my gosh. Please. But that's the thing is I'm so excited, like I can make videos about him and post about him on Facebook. Mm-hmm. And like, you know what I mean? Try to find him a home, a good home. So, and it's a boy Catt, so I definitely don't wanna keep him. So its a good but first foster cat, but boys, what if little, what if little Gannon looks at you and he's like, mom, nope. I'm saving. If we ever get a third cat, it's gonna be orange. Okay. You guys, I'm on board with that decision. Love. I'm on board with that personally. Love cats. Um, anyway, so that's what I'm doing after this. Where's he at? Uh, just a couple miles from my house. Not too far. Okay. Okay. Like we're I, he was like, we're meeting in Provan. Okay, cool. Yeah. Does he like come with a carrier and supplies, or do you have to like buy stuff for him? No. I don't know. You're just going into this blind. Yep. I love that. For you. I don't think they really need much. Just food and But what if you're fostering a cat and you've never had cats before or anything? Then what? Oh, do they supply supplies then? They probably wouldn't let you foster. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh. Or they'd make sure you have the supplies. People donate to the, the places. So check out R 30. Crying and trying story. If you're looking for a cat, I might post a picture him when I know him. He's very cute. Cute. Very. He's cute. He's cute. I love the color. Yeah, love. Cute. The color at him. Cute. Yep. He's got a big old belly fat. I think everyone needs a cat in their life. If I wasn't allergic, I'd think about it. Yeah. Well, you're allergic to dogs and you have one. Yeah. Yeah. You have two. Yep. But they're off the table after they're dead, so, oh my gosh. I, that's a, sorry. Sorry. That was harsh. Dark humor coming from Sarah. I would think about a Chihuahua though. Again, I do love Chihuahuas. Can't do Yeppers. They're basically a cat. Nick Chihuahuas are basically a cat. I'm like this close to maybe having Nick get me a defending dog. Like what? Like a malamud Uh, schnauzer. A sch, like a full sch schnauzer. A full grown schwer. Wow. Would you like pay for it to go to training and stuff? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, um, for walking instead of mos. I know Mohu freaking will like go up to the Rob, be like, hi, can I like you? He's a very friendly boy. Yes. Yeah, no, no threat at all. But, um, no Schnauzer veteran with a sign. Mm-hmm. Our friend Zachary, he, I mean, it would be like free for us just to get this dog in a training, get him into beast mode, and then we'd have him. Mm-hmm. But I'm always like, oh God, what if like, the kids like, you know, accidentally touch him and it sets'em off and he just like tears their face off. Oh, well I've seen that before. Sometimes for that kind of dog though, I think generally they are, um. Um, trained with words also, so like mm-hmm. They, it would be trained to be like, okay, like, get him, or like, but like, I just, you know, I mean, you know, just, yeah. That, that stuff just worries me. I don't think that schnauzers are generally an aggressive breed by themselves. Really. I think. I don't like if they're just, I gotta look at sch sch looks like, I don't think because Calvin, you know what? No. A schnauzer, um, Calvin had mini schnauzers all growing up. Remember? Everyone always has a mini, everyone always has a mini, they were, were like super aggressive. They were dumb sometimes. They very smart and they were barking. They barked a lot, but they weren't like, I don't want'em to bark a lot.'cause I mean, she doesn't bark. You want a big one? You're so lucky. Yeah. A big one. A full schnauzer. Yeah. Full sh full size like that. Um, I don't, that's a, oh, is that a full size? I, a schnauzer? Would you have a cut like that though? No. Nick wants to like a face. I would look at that beard. Yeah. He, I mean, definitely wants a beard and like the unibrow to like Really? Yeah. Why type in, um. Defensive dog Schnauzer. Why? Why a schnauzer? That surprises me because I don't want a dog. Don't, I don't want a dog that sheds. Oh. Mm-hmm. I mohu, I barely see any dog for on the blankets in the, is that what you're thinking of? Um, no. Kind. What? That doesn't look like a schnauzer. Okay. This is like what Nick is showing me. Oh yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. So it'd be like almost the same size as our dog Mohu. Mm-hmm. Mohu is about a hundred pounds. Mm-hmm. And, um. Roughly around that same size, but more built and yeah, he just imagine taking that thing on walks and I'm like, God. Yeah. But then you'd also have mohu. Are you waiting till Mohu dies? Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. Got it. What's his life expectancy? No idea. Okay. So it could be like five years still before this happens, right? I don't know. Okay. Got it. But like, I mean, we could just message Zach, Hey, we need a dog asap and it'd be here within the next day. Wow. That's awesome. Good to have friends like that, I guess. Right? Well, and Zach is just need emergency dog stat dog, dog connections. Yeah. No, Zach is our connections person. Yeah. Yeah. He knows this per uh, Shane Gillis. He can get you. Um, oh, Craig's a huge Shane Gillis. I ever lose that. I know that name. He's a Canadian. Okay. Don's a great Donald Trump impression. I don't recall his face, but I um, he has a Netflix show called Tires. Is he the one that was super controversial just not that long ago? They always are, yeah. Oh, okay. Probably. Okay. Is he on SNL? Is he the S guy? He was on SL maybe twice. Um, not recently. Is he tall? Kinda has really short, like cropped hair. Um, I can just Google him. Yeah. Literally. I can Google him. I mean he was kind of, he was kind of known for uh, his, because he's got a brother with Down Syndrome and he'd always talk about how his Down syndrome brother would like. Yeah. This is who I'm, I'm thinking of. Yeah. Eat cheese at midnight or whatever. I would too personally. Yeah. Cheese snack of Oh yeah. I love cheese. I love cheese. Yeah. What, why do you look at me like that? That's just weird. I don't know. That's just weird. Put my pants afterwards, but Absolutely. I was gonna say, aren't you allergic to something? I'm sure, yeah. Definitely causes me some digestive upset. Oh my gosh. Uh, not speaking of cheese, but I made focaccia focaccia bread. Yeah, it turned out okay. It was a little crunchy on the outside, but the inside was still diy. But like, my day was just so weird. I started my bread early in the morning, you know, I made the kids' breakfast and then I did homeschooling a little bit with Cutter,'cause I saw this pre-K workbook. Mm-hmm. So me and him worked on that, and then laundry cleaned the house and then finished my bread and made dinner. And I'm like, what is this life like? Tra wife. Yeah. But then like, I see like my Amish outfit that I wear just for like shits and giggles. And I'm like, I think I belong in this outfit. You should be out there churning butter. I, I did make butter one time. Wow. In your stand mixer? Yeah. Nice. Did you wear your costume? No. Oh. Should have. Well. Would've come home. And I've been like, yeah, I, this was on the cutter with the baby. I made my own butter, my own caramel. Oh, for apples? Yep. I mean, heavy whippy cream. You just, that's all you need. Yeah. Yeah. For like, everything you can make, uh, good biscuits. Mm-hmm. With heavy whipping cream. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And flour. That's all it is. Mm-hmm. I don't really like biscuits. You're crazy. I know. I've been buying, um, Amish butter from the grocery store. Yum. What? Grocery store? Hy-Vee. They have it now. I know. What a hand rolled Amish butter. Does it come in a jar? No, it comes in a paper sack. Paper wrapping. Ah, mm-hmm. Paper wrapping. Wow. It's very good. You need to tell and you get like a big log. Yeah. That's so good. Yummy. I'm gonna have to look at that. Yeah. I cut it up into like quarters, well eights I guess.'cause it's, I think it's two pounds and then I freeze it. Or, I mean, I, yeah, I freeze it if I have extra. Yeah, it's super good. Super good. Gonna have to look into that. Mm-hmm. Have you guys been into sourdough or like wanting to make that stuff? I want to, but I know I don't have the commitment. Absolutely not. Gardening and sourdough are two things I will never, I've sworn off I wanna garden too, but man, I hate bugs. I hate hate bugs. I hate dirt. I hate heat. I hate sweat. Same. Like same. Going and weeding. I have some weeds and stuff that I need to pull and I've been putting it off for weeks. I love a good weed pole. And it just like, you pull it out, those everything comes out. But then your hands are dirty, but it's not, those are your nails. I know. I need to go get a shovel and I need to go get gardening gloves because I refuse to be nasty. Refuse. Yeah. And I saw this thing where like dirt under nails, it's like just worms. Mm-hmm. So like when people that like eat their nails. Oh yeah. And poop. Yeah. Fecal matter. And worms are under your nail beds. And I'm just like, calissa. Pause. Sorry, I have to take this. What he might, yeah, what Whatever's, I guess I gotta do, whatever's gonna take the shaking away, so, you know, I guess, um, I, anything more than 1500 I would need to know, but, yeah, sorry. 1500 bucks.$1,500. But the brakes, I know that the brakes are wonky, so he does he do they think it's alignment issue? No, I think they think it's just rear brakes and front brakes. Mm. Which is fine. Uh, because Craig and Carl both drove my car and they're like, these brakes are fucked. Like something is not, not right. Oh my gosh. Are you sure it's not time for a new vehicle? I'm sure it's not time for a new vehicle. Okay. What would you, what would you get? Yeah, what's your dream car? What would you get? Oh man. Maybe not dream car, because that's just like Dream car. Dream mom car. Probably be what you said, the Sequoia. Mm-hmm. The Toyota Sequoia. But um, they start at like 60,000. Yeah. That's their like low end starting. Yeah. So that makes me wanna Sequoia. Oh, yesterday we saw G Wagon out in the wild and we were both like, dude, why? Like imagine paying$150,000 for a vehicle when like some people spend their house on that. Look at that, spend that much money on their house. Sexy. Oh look, what is it? The, the Toyota Sequoia? Yeah. See that's what I'm saying. Uh, I thought it was a Sequoia Toyota Land. Land Rover. Land Cruiser. Land Cruiser. I love, oh my gosh. They have, I don't know what year it is. I saw this on TikTok and it was in Australia, I believe.'cause their land cruisers are only in the other part of the world. They're not in America. And it was a new car, but it had throwback. Like vintage style. Yeah, like knobs and stuff on the inside. And I wanted to die because I wanted it so bad. It had like the sliding knob from like, they're just, Ugh, that is hot. Lemme see. Lemme So, like Craig would say it looks like a Jeep, so it does look like a Jeep, but Jeeps Jeep suck. Yeah. Oh, it kind of looks like a four runner. Yeah. But um, nope. They were only gonna get one four runner two. But I don't like that it's second row only, but someone already paid for it, so we didn't get it. My dream car is a paid off car, which is why I'm going to put$1,500 into this one. I get that. I wish that our Highlander was paid off, but I feel like at this point, if our Highlander was paid off, we would trade it in because we're like that Yeah. Over putting. And there's no point in trading. This in, this is just gonna be a ride till it dies. Yeah. Kind of a thing.'cause no one wants a car with 215,000 miles on it. Right. So unless you're like giving it to a teenager, which, what teenager wants a van. You want me to pick you up in prom in my van Had a, I mean, they could drive a lot of friends around. Yeah. To be fair, yeah. I had a 1987 Buick LeSabre. That was my first car. I paid$200 for it from my brother. Nice. It, I had a Chrysler Sebring. I had a Grand Am. Damn. I loved it. Those were like very popular at that time. Yeah. Oh yes. Because I think it was, uh, what was the one vehicle that everyone had to have in like high school? I have no idea. I think it was an rendezvous. I think it was like an Impala. Ous, or really Impala. Yep. Imp Impalas. Calvin had an Impala. Mm-hmm. Multiple Impalas, Korean dams. Something else. It was like a car that like everybody had mm-hmm. Once in a while. Yeah. We'd see some Buick BER and everything, but like, and then like, uh, Jimmy's Jimmy Trucks. Mm-hmm. I dunno what that is. Just a truck. Okay. And they'd cut the exhaust. So it would be, that is so annoying when people do that. I just am so, like, I'm so under impressed. Like, I could not be less impressed, like anytime I hear a truck or I mean really any like, that's souped up like that a motorcycle or like, and they're just like, like, yeah. And I'm like, what do you want? What do you compensating genuinely think that I'm gonna be like, oh my God, it's play music. Did we too? I was like, what? Goodness gracious. But like. What do you want? Like someone want it to be noticed. They want their panties to be thrown at you. I know, but do you want me to be like, oh my gosh, that guy is so hot. Oh my gosh. Speaking of that, you know what I mean? Do you know what's something kind of funny? We were at AGU show last week or two weeks ago, and someone took their bra off and threw it on stage, and I was like, oh, I didn't know that people still did, did that my, my gosh. I would never do that to someone. I sweat. She had big boobs too. Sweat in here. She had big boobies, like who would want, if someone threw me their jock strap, I would be like, what the fuck? Maybe it was clean. Maybe she just had it in her pocket. Oh my God. I don't know. But at a Billy Eyelid concert, someone threw like their big old booby. Bra at Billy. Ooh. And she was just looking at this thing. She's like, holy hell, this is huge. I feel like my boobs would be so uncomfortable after that. Just like hanging. I should do that at a Danny Go concert. Oh gosh, we love Danny. Go at our house. It's like an obsession. Carver's like, if it doesn't work out, give your tickets to close up. There we go. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Carver's like, we need to exercise. Everybody exercise. And so Carver put on Danny Go and carver's eight, like eight and a half, almost nine. And Carver loves Danny Go. My kids do too. I mean, I, I thought it, the first time I, he popped off, I'm like, okay, is this guy creepy or something towards kids? But like, after a while, I, I would see Cutter just in like the living room. Just like doing, doing the left. To the left down to the right duck. Yeah, to the right. It's doing like a head Bob. What do you do at the concert? Do you actually like do the moves? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Um, really So flu, uh, Nick's editor that stayed with us, hi. Him and his family went and you buy like these, like these BoomStick for five bucks. They light up and they, you know, everything's black. And so he's like, it's literally like a children's rave. Wow. Oh nice. You're just like throwing your boomsticks up in the air, dancing along. Love that. Wow. But they were like kind of further back, but they still had a pretty good view. But then he zoomed in on the front like the pit and these kids were just raving to like, oh gosh, Danny go. And I'm like, well I got his pet seats. So. And Nick will unfortunately miss out on my Danny go concert'cause he is going to DC He's a loser. He's a loser. Oh no, that's general nick stuff. Loser Dom. Sorry. So I'm taking my babysitter, Lydia, with us. Oh, that'll be fun. Oh, nice. How's the new studio I just built for you? You know, I just love to give you trash. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, funny. It's great, by the way. Thanks. Well, we gotta do something interest shopping, but also, you didn't even build it for us. You built it for you so that you could have your stuff in here. This is, it's like neutral. It's not overly, dude. It's all just, it looks nice. He didn't like my idea. Pink multipurpose area. I feel no pink. No pink. Sorry. Also, pink is a nightmare on camera to deal with for lighting, by the way. Probably. Yeah. You wanna look horrible. You're either gonna, she's gonna look pale as shit. She's gonna look pale as shit, and you're gonna look like you have a sunburn. If the walls were pink in here, I think I would look like I have a sunburn. I already do. No, because your pale skin tone with the hot pink wall that makes you look, you're gonna, you're gonna be not hot pink. You're gonna like, I'm thinking like, like mean girls pink bubble gum. Baby pink baby. Yeah. Really, really just like, just neutral pink. I love a neutral pink. Yeah. I'm into it. Mm-hmm. I'm into it. Look at Jeffrey Star Pink. No much. But I just love this gray. We've talked about how much you love a charcoal. Love this gray love. Yeah. I love a charcoal. It's a good gray. Yeah. Not purple. It's not blue. Mm-hmm. Gray. It's not millennial gray. Yep. No. Yep. Charcoal. Yep. So whatcha doing? I don't know. Oh, okay. Poppy. Don't know either, guys. Oh boy. We don't have our third mics. Our fourth mic set up. Hey, you took it away. Gonna blow your mind. Excuse our garbage. It was delicious. Thank you, Calissa. It was very good. Oh yeah, absolutely. I was impressed by that burrito. I was impressed by that burrito as well. I should, you could have got something from Nick, eh? You probably already had breakfast. No. Oh, here, do you want this? You have to say, my pleasure, my pleasure, my pleasure. Yeah. You have to say My pleasure. Why? Those are the rules. Why? Because that's, I've seen like a video where they're like, you're welcome. And then like this guy comes and like puts a bag over their head and drags him to the back room. Like, no. Say My pleasure. I'm sorry. My pleasure. My pleasure. My gets serious. At Chick-fil-A, it is serious at Chick-fil-A. They're getting protested in Harlem right now. Why? Why?'cause they're not open on Sundays. I know. Uh, no, because seriously, seriously, apparently every business in Harlem shuts down for like three hours. Where's Harlem? On Malcolm? It's in New York. New York. Okay. Uh, they like shut down for three hours during Malcolm X's birthday. And this year, Chick-fil-A is like, wait, why? Nah, I'm gonna stay open.'cause Malcolm X is from Harlem. Okay. Big black community. Tell me this. Malcolm X was Marxist, is that right? Who was Mar Who was the Marxist man? I don't believe so. Malcolm X was more like, so he was black power though, right? Yeah. He was like the black, the, he, he was the, uh, yeah, kind of. He was more like, you know, like Martin Luther King was very much the like, Hey, we need to be peaceful. We have to do this, the right thing. And Malcolm X was more along the lines of mess him up. Of like up, you know, um, peaceful, peaceful is great, but you know, if that's not working, we, we do need to be violent about this. So he's kind of like the, the ying to, um, I learned a lot about my history through Forrest. And I think there was a, I you're laughing, but like, it's true. See what I put up with Nicholas? Shut up. Um,'cause they had that scene. I think this guy was supposed to play Malcolm or like one of the Black Panthers, but I understood why wait, one of the Black Panthers, is that a thing? Was wasn't that black? Who was Black Panthers in? Okay. You don't, I'm sorry. It wasn't like, did you just say that's a movie like referring the Marvel movie? It's the movie. It is the movie. Do you know about the Black Panthers? Oh God, Sarah. Uh, I feel like in reference to that time period, yes. But I didn't realize it was such a, like, you need to watch Forrest Gump because they're like, I have seen it. Why would we send our black men to fight for a country that hates our, this, the country hates them. So that's where I kind of like, oh, you fix'em with diseases. I was like, oh, now I kind of understand why they were so mad because, um, Forres Gump and Vietnam, it was just like a horrible time for everyone. Yeah. And on both sides. Yeah. I don't understand how shutting down restaurants for three hours is on way to honor somebody. Agreed. Uh, well they shut down like every business for three hours in Harlem, I guess. Chick-fil-A, why only three hours? Chick-fil-A was like the one business where they're like, nah, we're gonna stay open. And then like they just had like a bunch of protestors outside for that three hours, so they couldn't get any business. So, I don't know. Didn't really work out for them anyway. I guess. I kinda feel like that's a weird That's I agree with you. That's a weird thing to yeah, to do. Look how tan I am right now. That's tan for you? Yeah, this is really tan for me. You look like an extra pale tortilla. This is really tan for me right now. Look at my underside. My underside compared to my top side. My tan. I'm so tan. Oh man. Wow. Hannah, you've been going the pool tan? Mm-hmm. He has been going to the pool. I love the pool. So fun. I was looking up our pool costs. Our pools haven't opened yet. Why? What? Yeah, they're just filling up. How can that be Los? I dunno. You don't open on Memorial Day or whatever. Labor Day. What is it? In May? Memorial Day. Memorial Day. Well, all the separate pools have had all like separate issues as to why they can't open like staffing or like the, they had a pump issue or something like that. So we haven't been in the pool yet, but, and they're gonna be very strict on goggles? Yes. I think they had to like, does that mean flush the pool three times? At least last year. Because glass goggles are a thing. Yeah. The people have glass goggles and the glass broke in the pool. Yeah. You know, shattered, shattered glass everywhere. Why do they even make glass goggles? Right. Probably some mal beige mom thought was safe. Yeah. No plastic. It doesn't break. Yep. It doesn't break. Gotta get the BPA free goggles. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's just your eyes. Who cares? It's just your eyes. So yeah, they had to like flush the pool like three times. Wow. It was, yeah. Huge hassle. But then I think a lot of pools are just struggling in general. Mm-hmm. Staff because it's so expensive. Staffing. It's staffing, it's expensive. And a ball, you know, ball games are just happening like almost every single day. Yeah. In the summer. Yeah. So they're competing against that. I wonder if kids, people this summer, well I feel like there's also like, it's not like it was when we were kids or even older where like. You know, you less parents feel comfortable letting their 10, 11, 12-year-old, eight, 9-year-old ride their bike a couple miles across town to go be at the pool all day.'cause like that's where most of the business comes from is like a lot of parents when I was a kid would just like, all right, I bought the summer pass, go fuck off at the pool for three months so I don't have to pay attention to you. Yeah. I feel like a lot less parents are like, willing to let their kids do that. Like parents feel like they need to like take their kids there and drop'em off if not be there the entire time. Yeah. So I feel like that's a part of it is there's just like less, uh, communal cohesion I guess. Like they don't feel safe letting their kids just Yeah. Go do whatever. So that's probably a big part of it. Yeah, a hundred percent. I'm on that boat, so you, I'm not, my kids are not riding their bike anywhere without me. No. I will drive them anywhere they need to go till they're adults. My mom works at the library on Wednesdays and the library is two blocks from our house. So Carver is allowed to ride his bike to the library. Two blocks is super far. Also live in Cresco. How many people live in town? Same difference, honestly. Same. Like 12 250. Yeah. See, a little bit different of an issue going on there. Like, and you're not like right next to a major interstate, are you? No. So, you know, I wish, oh my gosh. So then your, your abduction rates would go up? Yeah. By like a thousand percent. See, uh, lyric and Elizabeth Collins. Mm-hmm. Just freaked my mom out. Yeah. And just Oh yeah. And like those would Minnesota girls, right? Or Wisconsin. Oh what Waterloo Evansdale. I'm sorry. Sorry. Girl, girl, girl, girl. Brush up on your Northeast Iowa history and apparently my, um, seventies history as well. Sorry. Yeah. But uh, you know that, I mean, neighbor, just watch for Gump. That's where Hannah gets all her information. Yes. I though we can't watch for Gump anymore'cause Tom, Hank, it's been a long time. I know. He just gives me the, he's a child predator. Don't, he gives me the creep. He's a predator. I had a friend that texted me after that episode came out.'cause we've discussed Tom Hanks on here and they're like, don't believe anything they say. Why? Wait, why? Because, I don't know. Maybe Tom Hanks isn't so bad. No, he's bad. He's heroes. Yeah. What about Tom Hanks? He's a child. Predator. Yeah, exactly. What about him? You don't know about this. He's a child predator. I don't, I feel like I get told everybody's a child predator, so I don't really pay attention. That's fair. Jared Leto, he finally is getting some, some heat. Why? Because he, oh my gosh. And the guy, some guy from News Boys, that Christian group also sexual assault, um, all that kind stuff. Grooming, all that kind of stuff. Wow. Yes, I have really haven't kept up with the Diddy case, but I'm just like, whatever he did, just lock him up, like Yep. Yeah. Throw away the key. Yep. Life in prison. Because every time I hear something I'm like, that can't, he did not do that. Debt to penalty. I think that's an easy way out. Oh, okay. But then we don't have to pay for him. I'll pay for him to rot. Yeah. Oh yeah. I think everyone would. But yeah, every time I hear something that comes out from him, I'm just like, Ugh. That's just who thi I just can't baby oil. You know what I would want, whatever he doesn't want free, if, if he doesn't want to die, then I would give him the death penalty. And if he wants to rot in prison, then I would give him, I would not, you know what I mean? The opposite of whatever. Yeah. That's how I like how the Japanese do the death penalty. Oh God. Okay. So the way the Japanese do it is like you're on death. Like America, you're just on death row forever. And like that's because we don't have money. Right. You're prob you're probably never gonna get killed because they just appeal it over and over again and then you just rot in prison forever. Mm-hmm. I, I believe it's Japan. I think. But Japanese death row, you're on death row, they're gonna kill you. They don't tell you when. So every time somebody walks down the hallway for your cell, you don't know if they're bringing lunch or if you're fucking, this is it. You have no idea. So you just get to live with the anxiety 24 7 of like, I bet maybe today's the last day. I have no fucking clue. Scary. Their prisons probably have a high rate of heart attacks and stuff because like cardiovascular, they're just always in stress. Yeah. So they just kick it. Nah, Japanese diets too healthy. That's true. They have like the lowest rates of like cardiovascular issues and a lot walking and I don't know how much walking you get in prison there, but yeah. Maybe just in general Japanese people, not necessarily like in prison, Japan is like below population collapse levels right now. They're done. I heard that. What do you mean they don't have enough people? Uh, for every, every couple. Like they, their birth rate, so like you need a birth rate. Fairly high above one. So it needs to be like 1.5 or higher just to sustain the population. So for like every person, there needs to be a birth of like one and a half to maintain population. They're at like 0.8 or 0.7. So for every, every person that dies, there's not even a person to replace'em. Oh, so what, what do you mean? I mean, what's the problem? Population collapse. Okay. So there's less people. That's not how any of that works. I don't, I don't get it. If, if, if you have 10 million people Yeah. In gen, in the boomer generation. Yeah. And then the next generation is nine and the next generation is eight. Well, now you've got 10 million people that are in an old folks' home and you've got 8 million people trying to make money to pay for the 10 million people in the old folks' home. The population collapse, the civilization's over. Your society collapses. There's not enough people to continue. Yeah. Oh. Like, I like, I understand like the whole crazy leftist, like there's too many people, blah, blah, blah. It's not true. You know what? It's complete fucking nonsense. You, you don't want more people than what you can handle. Obviously. You don't grasp how few people there are in the world. I don't know. The, I always say bear is getting pretty crowded. If, if you took, I'm thinking everywhere I go, it's really crowded. It's crowded. If you peak everybody on the planet, yeah, 7 billion people and you put'em in Alaska and you lined them up, it would literally be one person standing out in the middle of nowhere and they would see another person off in the distance. Like everybody talks like the world though. It's not, the world is not overpopulated. It's complete fucking nonsense. Controversial opinions. Yeah, right Over here. It's not controversial, it's fucking math. Its just, it's just all I on your side, all the people that live in cities that are like, you know, what'd be cool if we just fucking lived in this one little area? Because it's got a nice coffee shop. Right. And hipsters make bread. Right. And we all just ass packed ourselves in this little tiny area. They feel like the world's overpopulated, which that's why they, because they live in that shit 24 7. It seems like Japan is so, there's so many people because they're in a small area and every, they don't spread out. They, because everybody lives in the city, they're very clean. So there's just, you know, a lot of people in a small area or like just Asian countries. I feel like in general Japan, because of It's very clean. Yeah. They're really, I it's really not though. Like, it's literally just cities. It's clean compared to here. No, not, not the clean part, the like living in such close proximity. It's literally just cities. Well, but that's what, that's what I'm saying that like, like rural Japan and rural China, it's, it's normal. Normal. But they don't have that kind of population in the rural areas. Like they're not, they don't have that many people in the rural areas. That's literally what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No. So we're on. Yes, it is. No, you're saying Asian countries are like that in general, and it's not the Asian, but they're large cities. All large cities are in close proximity. Okay. That's what I'm literally saying. All right, fine. You two done yet? Yeah. Maybe someday I'll understand. Yeah. Maybe someday I'll, I get it. I get it. I get like the boomer generation, right? So like they're leaving the workforce and they're all going to nursing homes and like mm-hmm. We don't have enough people to sustain them. Like there's literally no CNAs. There's literally no like to literally work in the nursing home. Literally. I can say that one more time, but I that like, I can understand that, but I don't understand like once they're gone, like 50 years from now, the cycle continues. We have, we have a. Like you're from Woma. Mm-hmm. Right? Resco, whatever. Yeah. Potato. Potato, small Bumfuck, Iowa. How many PE you, you said like 400 people live there? Two 50. Okay, cool. Ooh, two 50. That's less than my graduated class. That two 50 just got cut down to 200 in the span of 20 years. Okay. Right. So in the next 20 years, it's gonna be down to 150 or a hundred and it's like, well now small towns just don't exist. Hmm. Okay. Well small towns are where all the farming community gets their stuff that makes farming viable. Okay. Well cool. Now we don't have these small towns to support farmers. Now. Farmers' not viable. Now we don't have as much food, so it's like as the population decreases, everybody has to like conglomerate into large cities or larger cities, which means less rural communities, which means less everything. Hmm. So you can't move to Iowa City. It's it's societal class. I can't move to Iowa City. No, you really can't. Well, you probably could.'cause Craig doesn't own his farmland, right? Yep. No, we're free a bird. But you got three boys. You still live, so Yes, it counts. Yeah, we could crowd to a bigger city. We're coming for you. Iowa City There. You go's gonna take over. She's gonna be the head of that hospital. Yep. Oh my gosh. Speaking of, I need you to look at my lump. I was gonna say, my lumps not those kind of lumps. I have a lump behind my ear. You can cut this if you need to, but I want Look at it. No, it's not that kind. It's a pimple. It's not that kind of lumps. Probably a lymph node. Okay. It's a lymph node. That's what I was thinking. Is it right here? Its small. No. Where It's up like in the middle. Mm. Pop it. It's not that kinda lump. You don't that It's an under the skin, like Yep. Pop it lump. No. Could say a lump. Literally my lumps just by touching my lump. If anybody knows that. Do you get that a lot? Like, um, where you look at my lump, do you get that a lot? No. Or like, not all the time? No, not as much as you'd think. You know, I get a lot of, like, my doctor's not listening to me, what should I do next? My sister-in-laws nurse and we always text her when we have stuff going on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, when you were, when we had a pause, my phone was by the microphone. I was going, he was like making like these weird, like alien noises and I'm like, Sarah, the alien trying to talk to us. How? No. So it was just Brian from Taser Toyota trying to steal my money. Oh yeah. We were talking about that Nicholas. How, um, I brought up how. You know, mechanics, I just feel like they're goed you as a, like, just a woman who doesn't know anything about anything. They take advantage of us. Mm-hmm. Like, how, I don't know. They're just not that nice generally, or they're like overly nice to try to get more money out of you because they, they make you commission feel stupid when you don't like, so if they suggest something and you're like, I don't know if that's really that important right now, they kinda make you feel stupid when you say no. Yeah, we had a, just like on this conversation, this is like they're your breaks. This is vague. Yeah.'cause I've, I've seen it's really not, it is.'cause it's, if you were woman understand exactly what we're talking about. Yes. No, because you guys don't know what you're talking about. That's the issue. So it's like, if you guys go to Jiffy Lube to get your oil changed and they're trying to sell you an air filter, probably not super necessary, but if you go to get your oil changed, um, it might be if. No, this, if they pull your air filter out and say you need a new air, air filter. That's what I'm saying. This is exactly my point that I'm talking about. No, this is my point that I'm talking about. No, this is what I'm saying. You're like, I don't understand. Maybe the air filter is really important. It's not. It's fucking fine. I understand that. An air filter with an air compressor, it's great. You can change yourself, all that kind stuff, but then at the same time you're like, oh my God, air, I breathe air. That's really important. But when I go, Hey, your rotors are paper thin. I literally never said that. And you're like, what's a rotor? That doesn't sound very important. It's the, that's what he just told me. It's the thing that works in my mouth. I fucking rest my case. Yes. Putting, get your fucking mouth rotors fixed. You're putting words in mouth. Mouth. But call is smart. No, this happens. It's like, I know. It's like I know you're putting words in our mouth. First of all, Nicholas, this is what happened. The guy came, I don't know, he wanted. Solar. Like he wanted to give us solar panels or something. Scam, continue. Yes. But I was like listening to him and he's like, do you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, no. And I'm like, you'd never admit your weakness, first of all. Okay. Well, it shows right on my sleeve, so, see. Right. Threw me. I'm an idiot. Yes, yes. Hey. And anyway, I was like, um, my husband's home and he, like, Dennis looked at me, he is like, yeah, can you go get him? And I'm like, excuse me. And then, you know, I don't, I don't know what people are expecting when I go grab Nick. I don't know if they're expecting, I don't, I don't know who they picture me with, but like Nick just comes through the door. He wants talk about solar panels. And then he just, it's scam automatically. Just cowers. Like, nevermind, I'll leave. We'll go fuck off. Good. Goodbye. But it's not, I want that. Well, you could gain pounds. You know? You gotta know shit about stuff then I'll know shit about stuff. No, you won't. I try to teach you anything. You're like, eh, whatever. You know, just has different interests, that's all. There's nothing wrong with that. Yep. WNBA. Mm. Yeah. We were just talking about it. Pop culture. Yeah. In it. She's got it. Shit, that doesn't matter. Mm. That's fair Life skills. Nah, she some bread the other day. Yeah, that's true. She, she made some butter once. She's high on the trad wife scale right now. Yeah, she did. She's homeschooling cutter. She's made butter. She made focaccia bread. She's on it. She cleaned the house and kind of really liked his workbook. Good. He's like, I like doing my cowork. She a target. Yeah, I did. It said pre-K. I bought those for the kids. Yeah. pre-K. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But he really liked it. Mm-hmm. So we're gonna do a page hopefully every day. Good. What do you. Just kidding. Don't answer that. Only made every penny that you've ever spent literally doing the not wrong face. You know that card you shove in the, in the machines, it pays for all the crap you buy. That I did that. I said, just kidding. Oh God. Appreciate your stupid ass. I have a question. Okay, so this is not Hannah and I'm so thankful for it. Oh. But I've been around so many other influencers, hundreds, like, I'm not saying who, but I've been around so many other influencers and it's a really fun job. Right? No, it's, it's busy. I can't define that. Like it's busy. It can be stressful sometimes, but like it's a great job. You get to do all kinds of fun shit 24 7 and it's like. I have to go make money for my quote unquote job. What are you doing? I'm gonna go shoot guns with my buddies and film it. Like, it's fantastic. Right? Yeah. There are so many women of, you know, dating other influencers that I've worked with and collaborated with that get like mad that they're boyfriend or spouse is having fun and that's their job. Like they get annoyed by it. It's like, oh yeah, it's just'cause they're jealous. I, I feel like there's a significant portion of women that like would genuinely, whether they'll admit it or not, they genuinely would rather have their husband works 70 hours a week at a construction site, at a job that just like, no, he hates and it sucks and it just eats his soul. But they would rather have him do that than make more money having fun. No, no, that's not true. Mm-hmm. That's not true. Mm-hmm. Okay. This is just how I feel based off of like anecdotal evidence of what I'm saying. It's just because women are complicated and we are jealous and we are selfish. That's just what we are. So I think this can go both ways. You're making money when you do that, right? Yeah. So that's kind of hard. But like when it's like people golf in their free each golfing, I think of like, they're golf. They're gone like all day Saturday, all day Sunday golfing, and they're just like avoiding their family. No. Like I completely get that. Like, that's a hobby. You're not making money or whatever. But I'm talking like, I've seen so many boyfriends and husbands like, get in fights with their wives because their wives are annoyed that they're going to, you know, they're gonna go do this piece of content. They're gonna, they're gonna have fun while it's going on. Yeah. And they're just like, oh. And they just act like, oh, you're just goofing off with your friends. But it's like, that's literally his job and how he makes money as myself. I don understand why you're mad about that. I'm jealous because I only wanna do things that I enjoy. First of all, I wanna make money while I'm doing'em. Second of all. And third of all, I just wanna go where Calvin goes and have fun because he's having fun. Hmm. I want, I don't want him to have fun without me because I wanna be why he's having fun. This is what I mean. This is just that, that No, that sums it up. Perfect. You what that means though. It upsets me that he's having any fun. That doesn't derive from me. No. I am not upset with him. I am happy that he's having fun. I'm happy that he gets to do what he does to make his money. That's whatever. Thank you for that. But I wanna have fun too. And I wanna have fun with Calvin. I think it really is a jealousy thing then. It is. It's a hundred percent a jealousy thing. A hundred percent. I just, but like, it's never, I'm just picturing the mean girl's mom dancing along with their daughter. But that's the thing. It's like, I don't think you would have fun. Probably not doing the things that we do that's fun to us. It's like, probably not. It's, it's like you're just jealous of the fun itself. Yes. So it's like, I, I don't want to engage in this activity, but I wanna, but, but also I'm annoyed that you're enjoying it. No, it's not annoyed that he's enjoying it. It's annoyed that he's having fun when I'm not having fun. Why can't you just go have fun on your own? Because, um, having fun costs money. Okay. And I don't wanna spend money on doing that when I could spend time with Calvin having fun doing something that Calvin's doing. So you're mad that he's so talented at life that he can have fun and make money. Yes. And you're and people do. You have to spend money 100% to make have fun. Yes. I see. That's all that making sense now. Absolutely. 100%. Sorry. I just have no skills and nothing to make money with that I would have fun with. A hundred percent. You have skills. No. Not to make money with and have fun with. I have, we've not gotten in this particular fight.'cause Craig doesn't have fun at his job. He doesn't love his job. Right. That's what I mean, that's, it's like, it's such a weird life circumstance that I'm in, that I've seen it. Yes. Like I don't feel like a lot of people have. Yes. Well, Craig, Craig likes his job, but it's a job. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah. Job's a job. So sometimes I have felt like when, when planting season gets along, when harvest season gets along, like I agreed to have a family. I agreed to make children with you. Mm-hmm. I did not agree to raise these children for weeks on end by myself. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I think that that is probably a little bit of where that's coming from. Yep. I agree with that. Does that make sense? Yes. Like,'cause that's what I'm, that's the thought that crosses my mind when it's been like literally, I haven't seen Craig in weeks and he's been in the combine and he's working 16 hour days and it's just like, this is monotonous. That is my thought process. Yeah. So now to problems Hannah does have, sometimes I feel like, I feel like moms in today's era, probably because of social media, put your guys, put yourselves under an ungodly amount of stress to like be a quote unquote good mom. Because it's like we have a daycare person, like we have a couple of babysitters we work with, and it's like, if I'm super busy. Like, I, I love spending time with my kids too, but like, if I got shit to do, like I have shit to do. It needs to happen. Like I have timeline for things that they need to get done by. Mm-hmm. And like that can go on for a while. And Hannah, you know, needs a break. I completely understand that. And it's like, okay, send the kids to daycare. Yeah. Or hire a babysitter for an afternoon and you know, go to the gym, get a massage, do whatever you gotta do. Yeah. But I feel like she puts herself under pressure of like, well, no, I want you to be able to watch the kids. Yes. So they're spending time with one of their parents. Yes. Yes. Because if they don't spend time with their parents 24 7 every second of the day, I'm being a bad mom. Yes. And it's like, that doesn't, it doesn't make you a bad mom. Like, were you in my therapy session last week? Because like, this is just a repeat of that, but I just feel like you, it's like you need more help. I feel like modern lives are under, don't have to be me. That's studio. So much stress. Like she's over here like pre homeschooling a kid before he goes off to kindergarten, which is great, but it's like, that's so much stress compared to like, what. Parents did in generations before.'cause I feel like my generation and the generations before us, it was like, go to the pool for the summer, the generations life, burn, rescue, be back when the streetlights come on and don't fucking bother me. You know what I mean? Okay. We're going back to like the fifties. Women were alcoholics and they smoked constantly. So the smoking constantly was a cultural thing. I'm not convinced that women were like more alcoholic than they are now. Like some people just struggle with alcohol. That's true. A hundred percent. But I do think that being that that was part of the culture of then, that was the way that people dealt with stress. Just because now we've learned that it's bad for you. Shoe shoot like shame. Shame doesn't mean you know. Well, I'm saying like I don't like, yeah, I'm not saying it wasn't stressful being a mom back then. I'm just saying like I think with social media where it's amplified for sure, I follow all these moms and all these mom groups and these moms are only showing the best 30 minutes of their day and. Your brain not thinking about it. You interpret that as like, oh, her whole life is this organized. And her house is always that clean and she always has her makeup done that well. And she's baking homemade bread and she's homeschooling her kids and she's, and it's like, that's not true, but you guys feel like it is. So you put yourself under the same pressure and it's like, yeah, that's crazy. It's amplified by social media, but I think it's always been an issue. Yeah, we are, I don't wanna say solely,'cause obviously we all have husbands, but we are mostly responsible for the literal next generation. That's fair. That's a lot of freaking pressure. Like even more so now, obviously again after the social media stuff, like we all have boys and it's a lot mentally to be like, okay, we have to raise good future men. Someone who's gonna be respectful, someone who's gonna treat their wife the way that they should be treated. Someone who's gonna treat, treat just the general population the way they should be treated like. That's a lot of, like a lot of so many moms. They have to be taught that they need to care for their family, provide for their family. Then again, pick a good enough wife so that they can raise the next generation after that. That's a lot of freaking pressure. So there, why have so many like moms fight against letting the dad teach the boys how to be men? Because I think personally, because like gentle parenting is a fucking scam. Yeah. Anymore I think that men are a bunch of sies and they don't know what it means to be a man. So if my husband. This is not Calvin. If my husband was a Wse and he's trying to teach my son to be a Wse, no. I will be less of a wse and I'll teach my son to be a man. What do they say? I disagree. That's what it is. Men are woos. Women don't understand how men interact and I feel like we don't. I feel like percent with that. That's true though. I feel like moms step in when dad is trying to teach their sons how to interact with other men and be a man because it feels like dad's being mean or it feels like dad's being too tough. I feel like, you know what I mean? You're having this conversation with Calvin behind my back. No, but it's like I'm telling you right now, like one of the best things my dad ever did for me in my entire life was like I was getting picked on in like sixth grade and my dad's like, look, nobody gives a fuck about you. Get over it now. Is like getting told nobody gives a fuck about you when you're 12 is jarring. And he is like, that's the truth. He's like, look, I care about you. Your mom cares about you. Your sister's gonna care about you. If you're lucky, you'll get a wife that cares about you. And if you're super lucky, you'll have three or four good friends the rest of your life. Nobody else gives a fuck. It's all fake. Oh my. They'll show up to your funeral and they'll be like, oh, that's sad. And then they'll move on with their life like nothing ever fucking happened. That's true. Nobody cares. Fucking get over it. One of the best things anybody's ever done for me, 99% of moms, if dad sat there 12-year-old down and told'em, that would be furious. Yes. With their husband. I would curious because the world is sunshine and rainbows and you're a special little prince and everybody cares about you, and that's not fucking true. My dad's a superintendent construction company. The amount of 18 to 20-year-old kids that go to work for this construction company. And get picked on. Not maliciously, just like, Hey, you're the fucking new guy. You're digging the trench. That's just how shit goes. Yeah, but they feel like they're getting picked on. So they go home and tell mom and mommy calls the fucking office for the construction company to complain that her 20-year-old son is getting picked on. That's fucking crazy. That happened. Not happened. Singular happens consistently. All the fucking time. Oh my God. It's fucking crazy. Overbearing moms trying to protect their perfect little boy when they're 20 is insane. That's all I'm saying. At some point, you gotta let Dad let the kids understand. Nobody gives a fuck about you. Life's gonna be hard. You're a dude. Nobody really cares about you. So is that a woman issue or is that an issue of a, A man not being present by his own choice? Oh, I feel like a lot of dads want to be present, but dads get told 24 7. They don't do anything. Right. And at some point, a lot of them just give up at trying, you know what I mean? Like there's a lot of dudes that are willing to come home after work and help with the housework. But you know, I come home from work. I'm, you know, tired, sweaty. I've been doing construction all day. There's dishes in the sink. I know how to do dishes. I start doing the dishes and then you're stressed out and overstimulated and I get my ass chewed'cause I didn't load the dishwasher the right way. It's like, bro, the dishwasher is loaded, they're gonna get clean. But that's not how, maybe that's not how you like to do it in your head. Doesn't really matter. Effectively, the dishes got clean, but because it wasn't the perfect way, you chew my ass and I'm like, well fuck it. I'm just not gonna do the dishes anymore. Now you're mad at me. I've shut down.'cause I'm trying What? I mean, what else do you want? I understand the cycle. But you know what I mean? It's like it, there's only two, there's only, both of these things can't exist. At the same time, being a stay-at-home mom or a mom that does more housework while also working extremely hard, extremely stressful. Not taking that away from you at all, but at the same time, it can't be something that's also, oh, well, it's so easy. Just do it. Like you can't get mad at me because it's something so easy, and do it and claim that it's like this ultra stressful job. But then also say, you know, it's, it's so easy. You should be able to do it. But then also you should know how to do it with no training. I have these hyper-specific ways that I do everything, and if I have to show you like I'm your mom, I'm gonna get mad at you. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. There's also men who take it to the other extreme for sure. And then it's. Like, what do they call it? Incompetence. I know that I know men that weapon are weaponized incompetence, weaponized incompetence. Like, well, I'm just not gonna do anything'cause I can't do anything. Right. So I, I'm, you know, or like washing bottles, Craig, oh, we got in this fight all the time. I can't wa Craig can't wash the bottles. He doesn't wash the bottles, he doesn't wash pump parts or anything like that because it was too, he couldn't do it. Right. He couldn't get the milk out. It's too, you know how breast milk gets mm-hmm. Nasty or whatever. Mm-hmm. No, he couldn't do it. And I was like, that's weaponized incompetence because you can literally take a tractor apart and put it back together and you're telling me you can't figure out how to get my fat off of the inside of this breast pump. Yuck. Yeah. Yes. So, yeah, that's why I don't think it's like a one, there's multiple facets to these kinds of issues. Oh, for sure. I mean, it's a case by case basis with everything. I'm just saying like, you know, fucking. Tried the dishes a couple times. Got my ass chewed for trying to help. I'm just not gonna fucking help. Yeah, one time not to shit on you, Hannah. One time you were telling us a story about like you used the wrong dishcloth or something, bro. Lemme tell you a story. I've, and I've been with this woman for 15 years. I ain't used the same towel or I haven't used the right towel a single time ever. Yeah, she, she gives me one towel for the shower. That's basically the only towel I use for everything because any other towel has some hyper-specific purpose in life. Yeah, it's wrong. Yeah. Yeah. So then one time after you had your lymph node thing, I like came and washed your countertops or something and did your mirrors or something like that. I used the wrong counter, didn't you? And I was very, no, I was very specific about saying, Hannah, what specifically do you want me to use on these things? And I asked you 85,000 questions and I could see you getting annoyed, but I was like, I'm not gonna do it wrong. I'm not gonna be yelled at. See? See, problem now you know what it's like to be a man. You were using weaponized incompetence, pretending that you didn't know how to wipe shit down. No. He like, if that happens with Calvin, he also could just ask me like, what kind of towel? Or like, he, I like we are not to that level. Like blue just means wash something green, wash something. You have color coded towels? No. Oh. They all just mean wash something. So we don't color code our stuff so he can just go in the closet and get a washcloth and wash something. Or he can go in the closet and get a towel in our, from our cleaning shelf and get a towel that is for cleaning. So, yeah, because they all go through the washing machine, all through the same wash machine. You don't, uh, categorize no. Your stuff. Mm-hmm. Because I don't wanna spend that much time putting laundry away. Yeah, I grossed my mom out so much when I like threw all my laundry in the washing machine and she's like, oh, I just can't, like, oh, your, your wash cloth. Your mother has zero room to talk about fucking anything ever. I understand. Because she's, she listen from farm life. I understand why she would have separate loads for certain things. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Even though you still wash it in the same washing machine. Washing machine. See, do you wash your wash machine? Machine machine between Oh my god. Your, between when you, you're making sense now and well, I'm just saying, do you wash your washing machine in between when you wash your farm goes as your regular? We, we had two. We had two washing machine. Your dude, bro, my man, you had two washing sheets growing up. One for my daddy's dirty. I, I like their dirty farm clothes and the other one for like everything else. That makes sense to me. Oh, we don't have a separate, if you're flopping pigs and stuff. That makes sense. Craig's clothes have to be separately washed. He's not doing like hogs though. He's doing cows. Oh, okay. That fair enough? So covered in shit. I mean, there's manure like on his pants. Okay. He fair enough? White. Like rinse'em out first or anything? No. Oh gross. No, we just got an awesome washing machine. Are you sure? You one, you should test it for bacteria. Yeah. Do you have a But you have a sink in your laundry room, don't you? Mm-hmm. You should test your was machine for bacteria. There's fecal matter in there. I'm, it's dirty. I'm sure it has fecal matter. Interesting. That wasn't super judgmental or anything. No, I mean it's necess like what are you gonna do? Not wash his clothes? No. You know our clothes don't smell like boop. That's good. That's good. Is it'cause you use Tide? Uh, does it smell like Tide? Oh, see that's why it just covers it up. It just covers it up. My washing machine kept saying, washing this washing machine after every load. I'm like, who washes their washing machine? Everybody. Huh? Everybody washes their washing machine. Are you kidding? What do you mean you wash your, there's literally a wash cycle on your washing machine. Oh, they, but they want me to put the pod in. That's fine. You think you're, you're a trad wife's. That's fine. And you think you're a trad wife? Well, I did. I bought the pods and I threw it in there. It felt like, it felt stupid, like, yeah, no, you need to wa you wash it. I like, I don't know. I felt like I just wasted water. No washing the machine. That's nasty. Wash machines are so gross. Yeah, we need to get new, um, those rubber like gas, like disgust or whatever. It's disgusting. Do you not have a top load? No. I wish we did. Oh, nice. We, I wanna get a speed queen if we ever need to replace, because I've heard they're phenomenal. Have you seen the washer and dryers in one? Mm-hmm. That is, doesn't make sense to me. I don't understand that either. Oh, no. No I haven't. It's in the same machine. You just buy one. It's very European and if you're an influencer, you buy like three. And then you just do loads of laundry. Oh yeah. Three at the same time. Yeah. Oh, genius. Yeah. And you have one like in your closet and I just saw a video there. Something that I wish if we were ever rich and had a lot of money, I would move our washing stuff upstairs. Yeah. I hate going up and down stairs. Yes. I hate it. I make Calvin do the laundry now'cause that's where his office is. So I just make him switch the loads. Yep. Then I fold it, put it away. You don't do that. Our housekeeper does most of our laundry. Nice. She fold too. Yep. Puts it away, Hannah. It's all on the main floor. Hannah was telling us about her like cost of her housekeeper and I was like dang. I bet we could afford that. You should do it. Just like, just try it for like, you know, I don't think Calvin would be into it. Just wait. But if he makes me work more, then we might have to do something.'cause he's not gonna clean. No. So. You're gonna come home and your house is gonna smell delicious. Oh, I don't like that. It's gonna sparkling clean, sparkle clean. And you're gonna be like, Calvin. You know, we were both working, we both came home to a nice clean home. Isn't it wonderful? That would be nice. And it's not like we have anything that could steal. So like, we'd never have to worry. Leave our door unlocked. I'm saying I hope you don't leave your door unlocked. We don't. Okay. But we could.'cause we have nothing to steal. We have nothing. So. Perfect. Uh, didn't your husband get up at 5:00 AM to buy a service? Something? Oh, yeah. Forgot. I forgot about that. What he Yeah. It was so stupid. That was the dumbest thing. No, that's nostalgia right there. Oh my God. Who does that? Stupid. Oh, I used to do that in high school all the time. New video game comes out. You, there'd be a line at GameStop at midnight waiting for the midnight release. Uh, the new Halo, the new Call of Duty. Mm-hmm. The new Oblivions Skyrim. I remember that. Do you hear GameStops closing? Is it? Mm-hmm. GameStop has been closing for 10 fucking years. Well, it's official, but this one in town I think is getting the boot doesn't surprise me. Where are we gonna get our video games? Where are we gonna trade our stuff anywhere else? The internet. Oh, most games You can just have a subscription. Most games you can just download now. Okay. Yeah. It's not as, you lost the, some of us like the physical copies of stuff. Yeah. But that's fine. Well, how long is this episode? Well, technically we had a lot of time that we have to cut, so That is true. Who knows? Yeah, it's fine. That's fine. Anyways, go ahead Hannah. Your turn to talk shit. Yeah. What do you wanna say about Nick? Yeah, go. I'm fat idiot. I'm just kidding. He's really hairy. I feel, I feel so bad for Hannah. What? I just like you handle it great. But like in the back of my head, it's just kind of funny'cause it's like I, like, I travel a lot, I do a lot of stuff and like every time it's just something ridiculous where she's like, I. I can't really be mad at that without being a crazy woman. So I guess have fun, you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. It's like, sweetheart, I gotta go to the Pentagon. They want me to do a podcast. And she's like, okay, I'll watch the kids. I guess I can't get mad at that, or I'm the crazy overbearing wife, so have fun. So she was a great job with it. Our last family holiday. Um, so if anyone doesn't know Calvin works for Nick. And our last family holiday, you had stuff going on and so Calvin couldn't be there. And my sister was like, dude, what the heck? Why is Calvin not here? Sorry, Katherine. And I was like, to be fair, Calvin doesn't work a lot with this kind of thing. And so when Nick asked him to go do stuff, I just have to say, okay. Even when it ruins my day. Wait, was your sister in town? Mm-hmm. Oh, it was like a family holiday thing that, what was it? Or when was it? Um, I don't know. It was this spring. Maybe sometime spring. Huh, maybe. Maybe we got together late for Christmas hardass or something. I'm not really sure. I tell me, I don't dunno what happened. He probably forgot about it. I'm not, I mean, why he wouldn't just be like, yeah, I'm not gonna go'cause C because my Calvin said, what's my name? Sarah's sister's in town. He wouldn't say that to you. That's fair. I guess he would say, yeah, I have to work. And I said, okay. Oh, your sister didn't know that he worked for Nick? No, I, yeah, he does. She does. Oh. But she didn't realize that, like when Nick is like, Hey, we're gonna go film a video all day today. Calvin's like, okay. And then they go and then if it ruins my day, it's kind of like, oh, well there you go. The rest of my life is so good. I gotta put up with shit once in a while. Yeah. Calvin is generally home when I need him now. So like kind of whatever. Yeah, like today he's, right now he's doing something for me right now with the kids. So thanks. Yep. Thanks Kelvin. Yeah, thanks I. He asked me like 15 questions. He's like, do I do this, do it, do this. And I was like, I don't know. Just go do it. Yeah, just it. Just figure it out. But then we go back to that conversation of Nick and Hannah's got so much anxiety about it. I gotta learn how to, I, I have to learn how to communicate with her better. When I say something, it's just very blunt and it means exactly what the words mean. It is not that case to her. She'll be like, how's it going? Fine. It's all a text back. And then she'll like rush home. She's all stressing like, what is your problem right now? She's like, I was just, I had to leave really quick pass because you weren't doing well with the boys. I go, it's, it's fine. What are you, what are you talking about? Well, you said fine. I go, I know'cause it's fine. Well, I didn't interpret it like that. You need to say it's good or going great. And I was like, oh, okay. My bad. To be fair when we're hanging out and then she tells us that you texted her and said, yeah, it's 11 o'clock and cutter's still awake. Then like, what do you expect as a, as a mom? But then like, I guess I'm more or less letting her know, hey, I'm sleeping in, in the morning and cutter's awake. So I don't know if he's gonna do the thing where he sleeps in also, or if he's gonna be a little terrorist that only sleeps for three hours and gets up at four.'cause his sleep cycle's messed up. Yeah. That's what my brain was trying to articulate to her. Mm-hmm. You, you only tell her when she gets home. Yeah. Then you tell her so she can enjoy her time away and not be stressed. So then what do I say when she asks how it's going? Great. You say, yeah, say everyone's in bed or everyone's in the bedroom. No, don't lie about it. Why you don't lie. You say, oh, I think are going okay. Right now. As of the second. As of the second everyone's alive. That's what you say. Of course everybody's alive. I know. Okay. That's all you need to say. There you go. Boom. Done. What would you prefer him say? Um, uh, everyone's great and we're all smiling. Lot smiles over here. Just, just send a pic, a selfie. Everyone's giggling. And she's like, why are they still awake? He's like, oh, just kidding. They're giggling in their sleep. Pretty much. Pretty much. That's funny. My kids are, they're a little too, our kids act so different based on which parent is watching them. It's insane. Like I'll come outta my, I'll, like, I'll be working or like recording a video for like six hours straight and I'll come outta my office and just kinda like,'cause I can see down into the rest of the house mm-hmm. When I walk through that door and I'll just see how they're behaving for her. And then like they'll do a 180 and be perfect angels for me while they're just being complete terrorists. We've talked about this for Hannah. It's crazy. We've talked about this. I was like, you little assholes. I'm sorry. Safe spot. The dominant parent, whoever is the dominant parent, not dominant as in like personality or whatever, what they call it. The parent who is most primary. Yes. The primary parent. They get the big feelings. Yeah. That's what happens.'cause the kids are most comfortable with them. That's their like safe person. Yep. And so when they're with the other person, then they're just, it's not like they're hiding things necessarily. It's just like, you know, they're goofing, they're being silly. They're, um, I noticed that daycare, you know, I'd pick'em up and she'd be like, oh, he was great. He goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm like, awesome. Come home. Complete terror to me. Meltdown. Meltdown. Absolutely. That's my kids after school. It's like they hold it together all day till they get home and then it's just like they have to let it out. Yep. Yep. That's some bullshit. I try not to be super hard off. No, but like, no, it's real. No, I understand that it's real. I'm say it because they said it like, uh, bullshit. You know, when I would come home after a busy day of work and I'd like come home and bitch to you, that's them bitching. Yep. Like, except we have emotional intelligence where their children and they don't have that. Yeah. So they just do it with their actions. Yeah. Like, which makes me so annoyed when Calvin will say like, oh, the boys were so great, we had no problems. We went and did this. And it was so fun. And I'm like, kill yourself. I wouldn't actually say that to him. I probably would, but I would be joking. A hundred percent. Joking. But I'm just like, dude, shut up. Like, I don't wanna hear it. It's not always fun for me to be out and about with the kids.'cause they're little buttholes. Mm-hmm. So, so yeah. So, yeah. So Danny go, huh? Yep. Why? Mm-hmm. Because the boys really like Danny. Go. I understand that. I. I really like a lot of things that I would not go to a person you really like Post Malone, but you won't go to Post Malone. So, uh, are you a post big post fan? I don't know. It's all right. I mean, I would go to a, I would go to a Post Malone concert because he's good friends with my friends and I would actually get to go backstage and hang out with him, and I would get special when they went to the Post Malone concert in Texas. I know it was, I heard about it. No. So I saw the video, I did, there was like a caged area right in front of the stage. Mm-hmm. That was like 20 feet deep and 60 feet wide. Mm-hmm. And it was literally like my five friends and like post Malone's girlfriend and parents. Mm-hmm. They said it was weird because then it's just like the aspac mosh pit up against the cage in front of'em. Everybody's looking at these, everybody's looking at these 10 people. Like who the fuck are these people? Why are they so important? They have their own security and stuff. So like I would go for that, but like, I don't, I'm not a big fan of like. You don't like that because you're gonna go to this Danny Go concert. The kids are gonna be looking at the TV screen and the projectors, and it's like they're just watching tv. Yeah. In my opinion, you're a little young. Yeah. You could not drive two hours. Not drive two hours. Not go through all that and just let'em watch Danny go at home and enjoy it. You know what I'm, I'm saying in 5, 6, 7, 8 years when they won't remember it. You don't get long to remember until seven. Remember? That's I'm saying, I remember when you're, when, 5, 6, 7, 8 years from now when they could remember, this guy's gonna be like 50 and he is gonna be half dead. They also aren't gonna be into it, but okay. We don't know that Gus likes it. It's their childhood. Right. So they're not gonna remember it. Right. They're too little. But it's Hannah's motherhood. Yeah. Hannah will remember it. Genius. It's, it's your experience as well. Genius. Mm-hmm. Genius. Genius. Issa. I think they'll like it. Hannah's like, we need to go to Disneyland. I was like, there're four. We are. I'm not taking a 4-year-old. Still come, remember Stingray at the Dubuque Museum? Come to Japan with us next year and we'll go to Nintendo World. Oh, okay. That's a no, Japan. Wow. That's no 14 hour plane ride with a 2-year-old. You can have it. I'm good. Well, he might be able to run around a little bit. I don't know. Plane. Plane to be bigger, probably. See, but I mean, this is what I'm talking about with the stress of, you know, social media moms. He's like, I take my 2-year-old to Disneyland every single year, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then you guys are like, oh my God, I'm a bad mom because my kid's never been to Disneyland and he's three and her kid's been to Disneyland 17 fucking times already. Stop it. I don't wanna take my kids to Disney World. Just FYI. I don't either. I don't either. So I hate amusement parks, I hate everything Park. It's too crowded. Hate death's. And place where the population decrease would be be just fine. Oh bro. Blindly. This is, this is my fight with Hannah. She's very receptive to it. I'm very thankful. But what happens is all the social media moms, all the social media people, normal moms, whatever, most people very lucky. I live in a permanent state of, it's the weekend I can do whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want to. I can work from eight o'clock at night till one in the morning when the kids are asleep and get all my work done and then the rest of the time I can do whatever. But all the social media parents and stuff, they all do stuff on weekends'cause they're normal people. Mm-hmm. So all these posts are getting made on Friday and Saturday about going to Adventure Land and going to this and going to that and Hannah's like, oh my God, we need to go. And I. I will go and I will take you on Tuesday. Can we please wait 48 hours? So it's Tuesday and there's no fucking lines. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know what I mean? And like she'll be like, oh my God, it's free movie day. It's free swimming pool day. I was like, can we go tomorrow? I would rather go and pay, I would rather go to pay double day so there's less people. Okay. Like free, whatever the fuck day is. Go stand in the sun in line for 15 minutes of fun and by then the kids are all tired and cranky and pissed off anyways. And nobody has fun. Like, I don't wanna go to free day. I don't wanna do shit on the weekends. Let's do shit on Tuesday, Wednesday. I, I'm on his team. Sorry. We're, and then we're, I also agree, but I do, we're helping re out the whole world because then there's one last asshole at free day and we're making the line shorter for everybody else. Yep. I also recognize though, while I agree that that is a very privileged mindset and like from a poor person, if there's a free anything, I'm there. No, a hundred percent. And I agree though. I'm there, but I'm saying as somebody that like has the privilege or whatever, it's also a just suck it up and like, go on a Tuesday. It's, it's not even that. It's helping out everybody else too. Yeah. Because it's like I can afford to pay for shit. Like I don't need to go to free day and be one more person in line making your day that much longer'cause you're going on free day. No, I appreciate that. Like, I can help you guys by getting out of the queue and then I'll just go on Tuesday and there won't be anybody there when I'm there. It's, it's great. Everybody wins. Yeah. Now that Calvin doesn't work as much, like during the week and like the days that I have off from school or whatever. Oh man. We'd be doing a lot of stuff during the week. We do date day on a Tuesday. Heck yeah. Count me in. Mm-hmm. Nobody's there. There's no lines. Get what I want. Yeah. Love it. Into it. Yeah. Love that Michelle. It's nice. Yeah. But still free day. I'm there in line, not about it. Free day's a scam. Yeah, free. But you have to spend 18 million hours of your free time to do it. Free day as a scam by big Stand in the fucking sun and sweat your ass off. Yeah, that's true. Although I'm not an amus Mar amusement park person or anything like that. So like free day at amusement park. I would say no. Personally I love amusement parks. I don't like, I don't like rides. I don't really like water, so I don't wanna like go swimming. Really? They're too mainstream. No, I just don't like it. It's hot. I get sunburned. I don't wanna be sweaty. Weren't you just like showing off your tan? I am tan right now. It's been 15. This was an accident though. It's been a, this was, I was outside at that wedding for like an hour in the sun and my whole chest was sunburned in like the shape of my dress. My face was all sunburned, my arms got really sunburned. It's fine. That's cute. We're heal up. It's been 15 years. I've almost convinced Hannah to share my hatred of parades. Oh, almost. I'm so close to getting her to swear off parades altogether. Hate. We're still gonna go to parade. I hate parades. Oh, I hate We go. We go for the kids. I hate'em this time, this year. It was better. I hate them. Why was it better? I don't know. It wasn't so long. It was so long. It was three hours. It was still three hours. Did you just sit the fronts that you could see the beginning and didn't have to wait for like an hour? No. We sat at Nathan's house. Oh. So near the end. God, they're awful. It's just a three hour long. The parade. Commercial Parade. Not Nathan. Oh, Nathan's great. Parades suck. Yeah. I don't disagree with you. I don't disagree. Well, but that's just part of life. We do things that we don't like sometimes. Okay. For our kids. That's fine. For the kids. For the kids. And on that note, cheers. Cheers to the kids Ice point. Yay. This has been Hannah and Calissa. And Sarah and. I'm Nick. Bye.